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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,599 ♪ Water ♪ 2 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,400 ♪ Water ♪ 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,499 ♪ Look what you brought into my life ♪ 4 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:21,700 ♪ Water ♪ 5 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,200 ♪ Water ♪ 6 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:28,199 ♪ You're a misery to me ♪ 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,299 ♪ Water ♪ 8 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:32,400 ♪ Water ♪ 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,299 ♪ Look what you brought into my life ♪ 10 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,100 ♪ Water ♪ 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,100 ♪ Water ♪ 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,100 ♪ You're a misery to me ♪ 13 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:47,399 ♪ Seems like yesterday ♪ 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,199 ♪ Never knew nothing about love ♪ 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,399 ♪ I go out just to play ♪ 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,599 ♪ And keep my little belly from hunger ♪ 17 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,500 ♪ Please don't fight no one ♪ 18 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,000 ♪ Till you come running to me ♪ 19 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,999 ♪ Water ♪ 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,900 ♪ Water ♪ 21 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:12,399 Look what you brought into my life 22 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,199 - Governor? - I'm over here, Pepito. 23 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,300 Enjoying the fruits of my labours. 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,100 Ah. 25 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:35,200 It looks as though we'll have some splendid pineapples this year. 26 00:01:35,201 --> 00:01:39,200 Never mind the pineapple, old sport, wrap your lips round that. 27 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,300 I took a bit of a chance. 28 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,700 I crossed the pokacheeka with the Bolivian red leaf. 29 00:01:45,701 --> 00:01:49,300 Hmm. Possibly as promising as the '79. 30 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,099 These are heavy-duty herbs, boss. 31 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,799 You changed my destiny 32 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:59,200 Now that you've fooled everybody 33 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,900 And it'd be good to see 34 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,699 Everybody drilling for money 35 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,800 Please don't see no one 36 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,199 Till you come running to me 37 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,000 Water 38 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,100 Water 39 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,199 Look what you brought into my life 40 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,100 Water 41 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,000 Water 42 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:27,299 You're a misery to me 43 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,600 You bring down company 44 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:35,399 Put you away in a bottle 45 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,199 And sell you back to me 46 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,599 Soon them applying a shovel 47 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,499 7.45 here on Radio Cascara, home of the stars, 48 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,850 with the tall, tan and talented one, Jay Jay Johnstone. 49 00:02:48,851 --> 00:02:51,100 In the back of the shack where it's all at. 50 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,099 Your number one for fun in the sun. 51 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,599 Eight o'clock, BBC World News. 52 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,100 But before that, a man who speaks with God everyday, 53 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:03,799 the most reverend Eric McNab and his Thought for the Day. 54 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,000 But first, the weather. 55 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,800 It's hot! 56 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,600 And windy here in Cascara, as usual! 57 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,800 Whoa, you got me 58 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,700 Living on the frontline 59 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,200 Oh, you got me, mamma 60 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,200 Living on the frontline 61 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,199 Whoa, mamma 62 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,200 You're gonna mourn me in the wrong time 63 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,999 Oh, you got me, mamma 64 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,400 You're gonna mourn me on the frontline... 65 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,600 Argh! 66 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:09,300 Hey, Delgado, man! Look what you did to my roof! 67 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,399 Have you taken leave of your senses, my son? 68 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,900 We're seizing this station 69 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,300 in the name of the Cascara Liberation Front. 70 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:22,499 Alright, me wanna speak to the people right now. 71 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,800 Which one of these things is the switch? 72 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,999 This is the voice of Radio Free Cascara! 73 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,299 Not so loud! You'll blow the transmitter. 74 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,799 - Sorry. - Easy. Easy. 75 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,600 This is the voice of your leader, The Singing Rebel. 76 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,100 Three, four. 77 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,999 People of Cascara, wherever you are 78 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,199 Listen, please, to my song 79 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,000 - Right now - OK 80 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,299 Time to get rid of the colonial oppressor 81 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,000 Send them back where they belong 82 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:01,100 - Right now - OK 83 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,799 Time for the people to rise and shout 84 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,599 - Out with the colonialists - Out! Out! Out! 85 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,300 - Right now - OK 86 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:15,199 Time for the people to make a choice 87 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,699 Let me be your leader 88 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:19,099 Let me be your voice 89 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,200 Right now 90 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,100 Oh! 91 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,199 Oh! What are you doing? Are you crazy?! 92 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,599 Sorry to disturb your beauty sleep, Dolores, 93 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,799 - but we have a crisis. - Ah! 94 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,200 Listen. It's Delgado. He's never gone this far before. 95 00:05:37,201 --> 00:05:39,900 And you wake me for this?! 96 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,299 I know it's terribly inconsiderate, 97 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:46,200 but if I'm to subdue a revolution, I'd rather wear trousers. 98 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,500 Have you seen my other boot? 99 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:52,500 - OK! - Thank you, darling. 100 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,999 Shit! 101 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,999 Blow off your chains and follow me 102 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,499 And I will lead you to liberty 103 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,100 - Right now - OK 104 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,000 It's Lenny Delgado. 105 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,499 Newsflash! 106 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,300 In a daring raid early today, 107 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,399 Delgado Fitzhugh and Garfield Cooper 108 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,099 seized Radio Station Cascara 109 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:22,300 and urged the people to take to the streets. 110 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,299 - They didn't. - Delgado! 111 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:30,799 They were later arrested and presented no problem. 112 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,199 - Move on! - Hey! 113 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,599 For the finest fresh fish in town get down to Phil's, 114 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,800 for a square deal and a very, very good meal. 115 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,499 Prisoners will rise. 116 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,899 Delgado Fitzhugh, Garfield Cooper, 117 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:49,199 you have been found guilty by this court. 118 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,799 Have you anything to say before I pass sentence? 119 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,699 I don't care, I don't give a damn 120 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,399 British justice is a farce and a sham 121 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,100 I'll not have singing in this court! 122 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,400 If you have something to say, it must be spoken. 123 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:07,599 The rebel has vowed never to speak until it is in a free Cascara. 124 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,099 Show me no mercy, give me no bail I'm ready and willing to go to jail 125 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,500 Right now. 126 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,150 Delgado, I am not going to send you to jail, for two reasons: 127 00:07:16,151 --> 00:07:18,599 One, I refuse to make a martyr of you, 128 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,199 and two, it is still being redecorated. 129 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,499 I can't get the paint, boss! 130 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,300 Six months suspended sentence. 131 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,300 Next case. 132 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,750 Delgado has some rather strange toys in his attic, 133 00:07:34,751 --> 00:07:39,250 but he's right, this island should've been given independence years ago. 134 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,899 No, no, no. The reason for his erratic behaviour 135 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,900 is to punish his father. 136 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,299 - Why should he want to punish you? - For not marrying his mother. 137 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,699 Things were different years ago. 138 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,099 A Presbyterian minister couldn't marry a young island girl. 139 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,099 Especially when he already had a wife in Edinburgh. 140 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:59,799 Am I never to be forgiven for one moment of weakness? 141 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,799 According to our latest census, 142 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,600 you've had at least 14 moments of weakness, Eric. 143 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,499 Dear Minister, I have still had no response 144 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,099 to my most recent memorandum entitled, 145 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:18,400 Cascara: A Plan For Economic Aid And Development, 146 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:25,300 Our situation here has been grave since the banana blight of '79... 147 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,099 ..which reduced production by...? 148 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,399 - 83 percent. - Then the coconut crop failed... 149 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:35,099 - 74 percent. - ..as a result of Hurricane Alice. 150 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,399 What tobacco and sugar cane survived these catastrophes 151 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:43,199 were subsequently devastated by the eruption of Mount Pestilence. 152 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,600 During this period, 153 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,999 Britain's financial assistance to the island amounted to...? 154 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Zero. 155 00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:52,100 It would seem in the eyes of the British government 156 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,099 that Cascara is the dot above the "I" in the word "shit". 157 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,099 - You can't say that, governor. - Why not? 158 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,099 It's hardly diplomatic language. 159 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,700 That's precisely my point. 160 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,499 Everything I've said is filed under "Forget it". 161 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,799 It's time to stick a rocket up their arse. I'm sorry, Lucille. 162 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,700 It could cost you your job, governor. 163 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,199 Why don't you speak English, you idiot? 164 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:26,399 My job is a somewhat outdated institution. 165 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,300 Rather like my marriage. 166 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,599 This place is perfect! 167 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,200 What about the rig? Hasn't been used since the '50s. 168 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:55,099 Yeah, well, I'll get a new cali and a rotary table in from the Gulf, 169 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,599 I'll have her running again in a coupla weeks. 170 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,099 Ah, no. 171 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,000 We are not alone. 172 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,200 Hi, guys. 173 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,600 How you doing? 174 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:15,099 Do you... speak English? 175 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:20,499 I do. But my comrade will not speak until he can say Cascara is free. 176 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:24,399 Is that a political posture or a speech impediment? 177 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,199 It's a promise to our people. 178 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,799 Hey, that's terrific. 179 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,599 I'm Rob Wearing. This is Ben Branch. We're with SPENCO. 180 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,799 The ruthless Yankee capitalist. 181 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,100 Of Houston, Texas. 182 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,399 If we were to come back here, on a project, 183 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,599 who would be the person to contact? 184 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,099 Governor Thwaites, the symbol of British oppression. 185 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,900 Sounds like our man. Thanks. 186 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,399 Nice talking to you. 187 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,400 Have a nice day. 188 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,399 This is very gracious of you, Governor. 189 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,500 Not at all, old sport. We don't get too many visitors here. 190 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,899 Except people whose ships have run aground. 191 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:08,299 Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims. 192 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,900 Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric. 193 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,099 - Cheers. - Cheers. 194 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:18,899 Ah! 195 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:22,899 May I present my wife, Dolores. This is, er... 196 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,499 - Rob Wearing. - Enchante! 197 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,199 - And, er... - Ben Branch. 198 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,599 Howdy! 199 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:36,100 So, did you come to look for oil and sink some pipe? 200 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,799 Oh, no, ma'am. That well is dry. 201 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,899 Oh! 202 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,400 We're here to shoot a television commercial. 203 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,199 Our spokesman is Deke Halliday. 204 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,999 Deke Halliday? The movie star? 205 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,199 The one and only. 206 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,400 That's wonderful. 207 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,199 Ah! Do you have any parts for me? 208 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,699 Oh! Well, you'll have to ask the boss. 209 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:03,499 Did you know, in my country, before I marry, 210 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,000 I was... in show business! 211 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,299 Do you remember the Great Ernesto and Dolores? 212 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,300 - No! - Yeah! 213 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,799 I was... Dolores! 214 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,000 I'm sure they didn't think you were Ernesto, darling. 215 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,100 At the time, this job was a big promotion for me. 216 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,799 Youngest governor in the Caribbean. 217 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,799 But over the years, 218 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,400 I think my wife has resented the restraints the position imposes. 219 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,900 As you can see. 220 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,400 Buenas noches, darling. 221 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,599 Where... Where did you two meet? 222 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,300 On an earlier posting of mine. 223 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:02,500 I sometimes think she misses the bright lights of Guatemala City. 224 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:08,050 Any time you're in Fort Arthur, Texas, now, Dolores, you look me up. 225 00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:11,199 We'll split a fifth of Wild Turkey, put Waylon on the jukebox, 226 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,399 and boogie till we puke! 227 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,199 Fort Arthur! Whoo! 228 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,499 It sounds wonderful! 229 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:26,599 You know, he promised me Paris, Washington, Rome. 230 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,500 Instead, he gave me the pits! 231 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,999 Oh, what a night it's gonna be 232 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 We'll be making history 233 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,499 Cuban brothers from across the sea 234 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,399 Bring Cascara to liberty 235 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,500 The answer is no. 236 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,599 Fidel says Cuba will shed blood 237 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,700 for revolution of downtrodden peoples anywhere. 238 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,599 But you people are too downtrodden even for Cuba! 239 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,799 That was then but this is now 240 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,800 - We're gonna change your mind... - Please! 241 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,299 Can you just talk to us? 242 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,299 We nearly drowned getting here. 243 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,099 The rebel has made a vow. He will not speak. 244 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:10,799 OK. As you were singing. 245 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,699 What would you think if you were told 246 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:18,599 Cascara had a little black gold? 247 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:23,799 - What?! - Cascara had a little black gold 248 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:28,099 - Oil?! - SPENCO is back in Cascara. 249 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,999 That is why we ask you here. 250 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,200 This could mean mucho Yankee dollar for us, see? 251 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,500 - Si, - Chico, 252 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,500 If SPENCO strike, you've got yourself a deal. 253 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,499 Sorry to drag you away from lunch, Minister. 254 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,099 Not at all, Malcolm. We don't see enough of each other. 255 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,699 - How's Margaret? - Marjory's quite well. 256 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,799 Splendid woman, your wife. 257 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,150 - And the boys? Still at school? - The girls have left school, sir. 258 00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:08,900 - They're at secretarial college. - Really? 259 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,900 Well, I've enjoyed our chat. 260 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,199 I did want to have a confidential word with you about Cascara. 261 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,599 - Cascara? - Yes. 262 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,199 - Remind me, who does that belong to? - Us. 263 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,199 Us! Yes, of course. 264 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,700 The situation's still as volatile as ever, is it, in...? 265 00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:27,300 - In...? - In the Caribbean, yes. 266 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,100 - Quite. - We've intercepted a CIA report. 267 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,599 Apparently, there's a danger of the Cubans invading Cascara. 268 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,999 - Another Falklands situation. - Wonderful! Maggie'd love it. 269 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,899 No, the Falklands cost a fortune. 270 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,299 Once the dust settled, it was hard to justify 271 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:44,599 the expense of defending British lives, most of them sheep. 272 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,799 The alternative? 273 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,700 The Yanks will move in like they did in Grenada. 274 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,999 - Not again. The Queen was furious. - Yes, quite. 275 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,799 My recommendation is we evacuate now. 276 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,600 The place has been running at a loss for years. 277 00:15:57,601 --> 00:16:02,150 Empty, we could make a tidy profit using it as a dump for nuclear waste. 278 00:16:02,151 --> 00:16:05,799 The place is one of the last remnants of the British Empire. 279 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,599 I mean, if it's in the Caribbean, surely we could encourage tourism. 280 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,900 - No beach. - No beach?! 281 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,799 Apparently, there's a dreadful wind that blows in all directions at once. 282 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,399 - Makes a hand of bridge difficult. - Impossible, I understand. 283 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,300 - Yes, well... do as you see fit. - Oh. 284 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,799 So long as they don't end up driving our buses! 285 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,599 No. We'll make alternative arrangements for them. 286 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,499 Jolly good. Well, we'll have dinner sometime. 287 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,699 Give my love to Marigold and the boys. 288 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,600 Will do, Minister. 289 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,299 He's passing on my recommendations to the Prime Minister. 290 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:42,599 Oh, super, Sir Malcolm! Congrats! 291 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,799 It's so rare these days that people in power have the courage 292 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,299 - to take tough decisions. - Thank you, Sarah. 293 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,700 You'll have to nip over to the Caribbean to break the sad news. 294 00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:55,199 One of the burdens of high office, my dear. 295 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:59,100 Tell me, do you have a bikini? 296 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,399 Big news. Her Majesty's representative, 297 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,599 Sir Malcolm P Leveridge, 298 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,099 will be making an official visit here in two days! 299 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,499 Let us all try to put our best faces forward. 300 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,100 That means you, Delgado. 301 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:25,399 Show everybody we are all as one 302 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,100 Stand together 303 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,500 All together now 304 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:35,300 Band together as we sing the song 305 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,900 Work together 306 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,100 Hands together now 307 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:47,699 Show everybody we are all as one 308 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,300 Tell everybody 309 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,199 Tell everybody 310 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,799 Tell everybody we are all as one 311 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,499 No more sadness, no, no 312 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,399 No more sighing now 313 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,800 Only gladness from now on 314 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,899 Proud are we 315 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,400 Our flag is flying now 316 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:20,199 Oh, we are trying to be all as one 317 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,699 Tell everybody 318 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,500 Tell everybody 319 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:30,599 Tell everybody we are all as one 320 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,599 Tell everybody 321 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,299 Tell everybody 322 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:41,400 Tell everybody we are all as one 323 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,799 Hi. I'm Deke Halliday for SPENCO. 324 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,399 As I see it, we Americans have two choices. 325 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,599 Sure, we can let OPEC put the screws on us till our eyes water, 326 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,900 or we can do it the American way. 327 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,999 Get off our butts, stop beefing, go out and find the oil for ourselves. 328 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,100 Ha-ha! That's why me and the guys here are on Cascara. 329 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:10,199 That's right. Your travel agent won't find it in any brochure. 330 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,100 We're not here on any picnic. 331 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:16,099 We're here on this forbidding, Godforsaken windswept island 332 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:20,099 because we need to... Shit! Can't you hold that cue card right?! 333 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,700 - What the hell is going on here? - Cut! 334 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,499 You! The man has a twitch! He has a twitch! 335 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,499 I cannot work under these conditions! 336 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,600 - It wasn't the kid's fault. - Rob, it is never the star's fault. 337 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,700 You're fired. 338 00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,000 - I need a drink. - Drink! 339 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,199 Pete, we have to get this before lunch, OK? So just take it easy. 340 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,999 Warm scotch! Is it too much to ask for some ice? 341 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,899 - Deke, we're on an island. - I know we're on an island. 342 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,599 There is no refrigeration. 343 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,299 Cascara is short of amenities. That's why we're here. 344 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,050 Hellholes of the World, That's the campaign, right? 345 00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:56,399 But do we have to go to the hellholes? 346 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,499 Let's go back to Burbank? We can use back-projection. 347 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,399 When I shot Night Train to Rangoon, I never left the lot. 348 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,799 - And you were terrific in that, too. - Really? 349 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,300 Really. 350 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,199 - I wasn't too bad, was I? - No. 351 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,899 I'm gonna get you all the amenities. 352 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,699 I'll have ice flown in, I'll get you Champagne. 353 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,500 I need a woman. 354 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,299 - OK. - I need a woman. Badly. 355 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,600 And how about some grass? They grow some lethal weed here. 356 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,100 Make that two women, OK? 357 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,300 How was that, boss? 358 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,699 - It's... coming. It's coming. - Thank you. 359 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:44,199 Shouldn't you play something more appropriate, like Rule Britannia? 360 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,600 That was Rule Britannia, boss. 361 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,899 Oh, was it? 362 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,200 It needs work, Miguel. 363 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,099 Everybody on the shoot is wearing a hat. It's the look! 364 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,300 Camera back. 365 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,400 Would you pay good money to see me look like this? 366 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,899 You have a point. 367 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,399 People want to see my hair. Half my charm is in my hair. 368 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,700 You have very charming hair. 369 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,300 We're not here to sell shampoo, we're here to sell oil. 370 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,599 Oh, my God! I cannot walk on this! 371 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,399 - It will ruin my best shoes. - I told you to wear boots. 372 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,000 How can I wear boots to meet a movie star? Are you crazy? 373 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,299 - You must carry me. - You can't be serious. 374 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:33,399 Ah! Where has the magic gone? 375 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,699 Oh, it's magic you want, is it? 376 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,699 Well, when we get home, I'm going to lay you on the table 377 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,699 and saw you in half. Now, come on. 378 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,499 Oh! You...! 379 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,300 OK, ready? 380 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,100 But yellow is such a faggy colour. 381 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,999 Wardrobe! 382 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,999 Get me one of these in plaid. 383 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,899 We're having a state visit tomorrow, 384 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:02,899 and we were wondering if you and Mr Halliday could attend the lunch? 385 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:08,600 Mr Halliday? Where is he? Oh! 386 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,999 Oh, my God. It's true! I don't believe it! 387 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,600 You finally got your ass in gear. Get me a bottle of wine. Quick. 388 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,200 Mr Halliday, for me this is a great pleasure. 389 00:22:19,201 --> 00:22:23,199 Mmm, baby, for the both of us. I hope. 390 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,299 Deke, have you met Mrs Thwaites? 391 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,300 - Later, Wearing. - Ah! 392 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,300 - We'll be in my trailer. - That is the governor's wife! 393 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:33,700 You mean she's not the hooker? 394 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,100 Baxter, did you hear this?! 395 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,700 I told you not to wear those shoes. 396 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:44,400 Hey, Tony, this is gonna blow! Come on! 397 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,300 Jeez! It's a strike! 398 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,800 - Surely it can't be. - She's gonna blow! 399 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,499 - What is it? - Well, it sure ain't oil! 400 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,700 My hair's all wet. 401 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:08,300 Christ sakes! I gave up The Love Boat for this shit! 402 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,399 You stink! 403 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,500 And so do your lousy movies! 404 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,100 Can you believe it? Our first blow-out in six months 405 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,100 and it's gotta be water! 406 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,099 It is not like regular water. 407 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:30,100 It's got a kind of a natural effervescence. 408 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,500 You're right. With a kind of tangy, lemony flavour. 409 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,700 Er... 410 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,250 I want this site sealed off, I want a fence put up 411 00:23:41,251 --> 00:23:43,599 and signed affidavits from all personnel 412 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,100 that if they breathe a word, we'll have their ass. 413 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,300 Why? 414 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:52,700 Because we've struck fucking Perrier! 415 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,999 Tell everybody 416 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,699 Tell everybody 417 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,699 Tell everybody 418 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:09,099 - We are all as one - Come on, now 419 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,599 Tell everybody 420 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,099 Tell everybody 421 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,299 Oh, my God! 422 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:20,599 Paper napkins for an estate dinner?! Are you crazy?! 423 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,999 Alright, I'll change them. 424 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,199 You smell like mothballs. 425 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,100 And you smell like tequila, dearest. 426 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,450 I'm more concerned with why you've changed the place settings. 427 00:24:30,451 --> 00:24:32,499 I wish to sit next to Sir Malcolm. 428 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,199 But that means that Eric will sit next to our beauty queen. 429 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,599 How can we maintain the dignity of the occasion 430 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,599 while our spiritual leader tries to get his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt? 431 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,599 Oh! So, you like it better he put his hand up my skirt, huh? 432 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,200 At least you're used to it. You won't scream. 433 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,199 Oh, and, Nado? 434 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,800 Yes, ma'am? 435 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,800 I said the linen tablecloth! 436 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,399 I must say, Sir Malcolm, the coast does look frightfully dangerous. 437 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,000 Throughout its history, 438 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:16,099 Cascara has only ever been a navigational hazard. 439 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,299 I only wish my first trip to the Caribbean 440 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,600 had been somewhere more romantic. 441 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,999 Once my painful duty is behind me, 442 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,699 I thought I'd show you the delights of St Lucia for a couple of days. 443 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:31,000 Super. 444 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,700 - Good morning. - Good morning, Eric. 445 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,399 Splendid, Baxter. Splendid. 446 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,500 I always feel as if I'm wearing a live chicken on my head. 447 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,699 - Good morning, Martha. - Good morning, Governor. 448 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:12,600 - Good morning, children. - Good morning, Governor. 449 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,000 Five minutes. 450 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,899 Welcome to Cascara, Sir Malcolm. 451 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:19,900 Sorry about the tone of my last memo, but it's nice it's brought results. 452 00:27:19,901 --> 00:27:21,500 What memo was this? 453 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,699 - You didn't see it? - No, but you saw mine. 454 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:27,899 I wanted a quiet word in your ear and you've laid on a bloody carnival. 455 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,899 The people are rather excited, sir. 456 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:33,900 This is their first official visit since 1898. 457 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,900 Sir, may I present the first lady of Cascara, 458 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,400 - my wife, Dolores? - How do you do? 459 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,400 - I'm so pleased to meet you. - Yes. Quite. 460 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:10,100 - What's this now? - It's the Cascaran national anthem. 461 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,200 - What are you all doing? - The breaststroke, sir. 462 00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:24,500 You see, these people are all descended from shipwreck victims. 463 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:41,199 - This presumably is the backstroke? - Yes, sir. 464 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,900 It's symbolic of the different strokes that brought people here. 465 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,900 - Yes? - Yes. 466 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,500 I think perhaps we should stand, sir. 467 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,100 - Care to address the nation, sir? - Certainly not. Drive on. 468 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,100 Go straight to government house, driver. 469 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,000 No, back to the boat. Turn right here! 470 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,999 But we've arranged lunch. After that, there's a cricket match, 471 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,850 and then we have to discuss Cascara's future. 472 00:30:02,851 --> 00:30:04,800 The point of my visit, Thwaites, 473 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:08,499 is to inform you that Cascara has no future. 474 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,000 What? 475 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:28,499 You can't close down an island like a bankrupt business. 476 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,199 Are you going to offer these people independence? 477 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,199 Certainly not! We'll relocate them on one of our other islands, St Michael. 478 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,599 We're putting in an airstrip, hotels and a nine-hole golf course. 479 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,699 So we'll be needing labourers and a lot of waiters. 480 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:45,599 What're you offering as compensation? A bag of seed and a mud hut?! 481 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,700 Oh! I'm not sure we'll go that far. 482 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,600 Citizens, friends, 483 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,399 I don't quite know how to tell you this, 484 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,900 but I have grave news. 485 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:22,299 The British Government has apparently decreed that this proud nation 486 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,699 is surplus to requirements. 487 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:28,000 They want to evacuate the island. 488 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:33,199 They want all of you to pack your possessions, leave your homes, 489 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,599 and go to another island. 490 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,600 Apparently, they have jobs for you there, 491 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:43,300 but you have to leave in three weeks. 492 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,700 I'm prepared to fight this, Pepito, but will the people back me up? 493 00:31:56,701 --> 00:31:58,599 I'm not sure, Governor. 494 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,000 Going away will give them jobs. Staying won't. 495 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:05,199 They should be taking to the hills with Delgado. This is their home. 496 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,300 People have left more beautiful islands 497 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,599 - to go and live in the Bronx. - Aye. The grass is always greener. 498 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,500 They'll find it a lot more expensive. 499 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,099 I've no desire for pastures new. 500 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:20,899 I have avoided the real world for 31 years, 501 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:24,500 and I'm totally unprepared to return to it now. 502 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,799 I am leaving 503 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,000 On a jet plane 504 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:33,199 Don't know when I'll be back again 505 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,999 Oh, baby, I love to go 506 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,399 Do you know, mi amor, when we get to England, 507 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,299 maybe the Queen, she gives you reward. 508 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:48,300 She make you Lord Thwaites! 509 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:53,299 Ah! Lord and Lady Thwaites of London! 510 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:57,299 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 511 00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:01,399 Then we go to discos! Parties! 512 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:07,599 Ah! Harrods! Vidal Sassoon! Oh! 513 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,199 It will be wonderful! 514 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,599 Mmm! 515 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,600 I'm leaving on a jet plane 516 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:18,799 Don't know when I'll be back again 517 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,700 Dolores is taking it awfully well. 518 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,199 What's the story? 519 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,599 Speak to me, Den. How much water are we dealing with? 520 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,899 Well, we got over 2,000 lbs of pressure so, if I had to guesstimate, 521 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:38,099 I'd say between one and two billion barrels a year. 522 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:42,599 A billion! That's as big as our offshore oil field in Baja. 523 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,350 This is it. I'm flying to Houston to see Spender. 524 00:33:45,351 --> 00:33:47,100 This is a seat on the board. 525 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,599 This is profit sharing. This is stock options. 526 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,300 This is Sunday barbecues at his ranch! 527 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,699 - Can I take this? - Yes. 528 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,899 Mmm. Mmm. 529 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:38,400 Tennis ball? You offer me tennis ball for this? It's Balenciaga! You crazy? 530 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:44,799 Confidential files, accounts, office machinery. 531 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,299 - What's in this trunk? - Mrs Thwaites' shoes, Governor. 532 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,399 I'm not taking those through customs. Put it on a banana boat. 533 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,099 Hi. My name's Pamela Wynthrop and I'm looking for the governor. 534 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,900 But before I meet him, I don't know how to address him. 535 00:34:57,901 --> 00:35:01,200 What do I say? Your Excellency, or sir, or what? 536 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:04,299 You know how tight-ass the British can be. 537 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:09,899 Yes. Erm... why do you wish to see him, Miss? 538 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,699 Oh, I'm an environmental... activist, 539 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,699 and as soon as I heard the island was being evacuated, 540 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:18,699 well, I flew straight down. 541 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,199 I wanna save the bat. 542 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,299 I am referring to the long-eared horseshoe bat. 543 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:25,599 This island is their natural habitat 544 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:30,300 and now that man is leaving, well, the bats may once again flourish. 545 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,799 Oh, dear. That goat's chewing one of my wife's dresses. 546 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,199 Erm... I'll take care of it, Governor. 547 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,099 Governor? I thought you were the moving men! 548 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:45,499 Baxter Thwaites. I am that tight-arse. 549 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,800 Oh, Pamela, you've done it again! 550 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:51,099 The days of British rule are just about to expire, 551 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,599 so we don't stand on ceremony here. 552 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:58,099 I can see that you're busy packing, so I'll just come back later. 553 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:00,099 Where does one stay on Cascara? 554 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:04,399 The best we can offer is Aunt Matilda's Guesthouse and Domino Club. 555 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,300 Hmm. Does it have air-conditioning? 556 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,400 I don't think it even has water. 557 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,200 I think you should stay here, 558 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,099 as the last official guest of the British Government. 559 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:18,499 Well, I'd be privileged, Governor. 560 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,600 - Sir. - Baxter. 561 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,800 We struck this stuff in the '50s. That's why we pulled out of Cascara. 562 00:36:33,801 --> 00:36:38,199 In the '50s, Mr Spender, we didn't realise its commercial potential. 563 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,400 In the '50s, nobody drank designer water. 564 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,900 The water has one unique quality 565 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,899 which separates it from other proprietary brands. 566 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:51,099 According to our lab report, it has an element 567 00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,899 which makes it cathartic. 568 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,299 What is that in English? 569 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,599 It helps you shit like clockwork, sir. 570 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,999 You're asking me to market a laxative?! 571 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,999 This could be a marketing plus, sir. 572 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,299 A situation has evolved in the '80s 573 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:10,499 where the combined effect of junk food and urban stress 574 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:14,699 has er... clogged up the bowels of America. 575 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,199 - I'm an oil man! 576 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,999 SPENCO bestrides the world like a colossus, 577 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,199 with a barrel of crude under each arm. 578 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,499 Not like some limp-wristed faggot with a glass of mineral water! 579 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:35,099 Sir, this is our top-grade motor oil, retailing at one dollar and 20 cents. 580 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:39,799 The equivalent amount of imported mineral water sells for twice that. 581 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,100 And you don't have to refine water. 582 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,999 All you have to do is stick it in a fancy bottle 583 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,499 and slap a pretty label on it. 584 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,600 I estimate that we could make a clear profit of, 585 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:55,300 let's say, 600-700 percent. 586 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,899 Gentlemen... 587 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,400 ..we're in the water business. 588 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,599 This is the Atlantic side of the island. 589 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,199 Not the most hospitable of places. 590 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,599 Down there is Desolation Bay 591 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,999 and over here is Point Peril. 592 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,099 I love it. 593 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,900 The solitude reminds me of Nova Scotia. 594 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,999 - What were you doing there? - Saving the seals. 595 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,550 I wasn't there for very long, though. After two hours of protesting, 596 00:38:35,551 --> 00:38:37,799 they had to fly me to a hospital in Halifax. 597 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,399 - Frostbite? - No. 598 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,799 A hunter clubbed me on the head and a mother seal bit me on the ass. 599 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,699 It seems that neither side appreciated your intentions. 600 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:51,199 That's what Howard used to say. Howard Wynthrop, my ex-husband. 601 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,799 Another one of my lost causes, I'm afraid. 602 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,999 We met defending the rights of the migrant grape pickers. 603 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,099 Then his values changed and he went into cable television. 604 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,599 Howard's loss is the bats' gain. 605 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,350 What the hell is SPENCO doing on the island?! 606 00:39:06,351 --> 00:39:09,699 Oh, they're just using the old oil rig to make a commercial. 607 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,199 Why do they have barbed wire round the compound 608 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,000 - and guards with baseball bats? - What? 609 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,500 Good Lord, you're right. 610 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,100 Now what the devil are they up to? 611 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,100 Hey, Pepito. 612 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,599 The governor wants to see you, Mr Wearing. 613 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,899 Come on, we know each other! 614 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:39,300 Look, I gotta get out to the site right away. 615 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 He insists. 616 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,799 What you overlooked, Rob, before you scurried off to Texas, 617 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,599 was that SPENCO's drilling rights expired in, when was it, Pepito? 618 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,299 October 17th, 1976. 619 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,699 Until you've negotiated an extension, 620 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:09,699 your case isn't very watertight. 621 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:13,499 And, I think you'll agree, old sport, that we have you over a barrel. 622 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:16,799 Two billion barrels, to be exact. 623 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,799 My career is in the crapper. 624 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,499 Not necessarily. Maybe we could do a deal. 625 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,000 - A deal? - Yes. 626 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,899 You want to keep your job and I want jobs for them. 627 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:29,600 Then they won't have to leave. 628 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:35,099 Cheap labour, right here on the spot! No unions! Boy, can we make a deal! 629 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,000 You are not going to use them, Mr Wearing. 630 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:41,599 They will get realistic wages and social and health benefits. 631 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,099 It's only fair. After all, we're talking about human beings here. 632 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:49,050 Some profit will go back into things this island needs. 633 00:40:49,051 --> 00:40:52,599 - Like a school and a hospital. - And I'll throw in an arcade. 634 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,600 Now, how do we fix the drilling rights? 635 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:59,800 Hopefully, with one phone call. 636 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,099 I don't want to be impertinent, Sir Mal, 637 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,599 but aren't we rather overextending our trip? 638 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,100 Not that I'm not having a super time... 639 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,199 Sarah, my dear, they don't expect us back 640 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,199 until the evacuation of Cascara is complete. 641 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:19,500 - You typed the memo, remember? - Oh, gosh, so I did. 642 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,699 Hello! 643 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,499 Yes. 644 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:28,899 Who? Thwaites, what is it? I'm under savage pressure here! 645 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,700 A little lower, sweetie. 646 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,600 What? The Yanks... 647 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,099 The Yanks have found what? 648 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,800 Water? 649 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:43,199 Of course you have my authority to extend their drilling rights. 650 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,899 Look, London takes the view that everything on that island 651 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,899 is for sale or lease. Alright? 652 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:54,199 See if you can get a good price for the volcano while you're at it. 653 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,699 That was really rather good. 654 00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,699 - Is there a hiccup? - No, no, no. 655 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,499 Nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about. 656 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,500 Right. Why don't you run along 657 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,550 and make us both one of those drinks with an umbrella in it? 658 00:42:08,551 --> 00:42:11,800 And then perhaps you could slip into that costume, hey? 659 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:14,199 The nurse or the naughty schoolgirl? 660 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,199 Oh... I think the latter. 661 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:22,400 Hang on! Sarah! Don't forget the knee socks. 662 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,299 - To Cascara. - To Cascara. 663 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,699 Baxter, I was walking along Cape Despair and I saw my first bat! 664 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,699 Hello, Pamela. 665 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:32,899 What are you doing here, asshole? 666 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:35,799 - Have you two met? - We've crossed swords, yes. 667 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,199 I think the last time was when you picketed 668 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,599 our toxic waste dump in West Virginia. 669 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,199 Thanks to me, fish may once again swim in the Ohio River. 670 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,799 Thanks to SPENCO, the island's saved. They've given us an industry. 671 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,099 - What? - Water. 672 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,000 - SPENCO? - SPENCO. 673 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:54,599 Then I'm going to fight you, Baxter. I'm packing my things. 674 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,899 Pamela? Pamela, what's the problem? 675 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,900 You're in league with the devil. 676 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,500 I've been fighting their president since I was three years old. 677 00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:07,099 Why? What did he do? Manufacture defective teddy bears? 678 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:10,399 Franklyn Spender manufactured defective families. 679 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,500 Franklyn Spender is my father! 680 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,100 Water, water 681 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,699 Ladies and gentlemen of Cascara, 682 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:23,200 it gives me great pleasure to present our governor. 683 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,999 Friends, I have great news. 684 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,699 Fortune has smiled upon us. 685 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,799 SPENCO, an equal opportunity employer, 686 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,700 has jobs for all able-bodied men and women right here on the island, 687 00:43:35,701 --> 00:43:37,599 Top wages in US dollars, 688 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,799 bonus incentive, Medicare and pension plan, 689 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,699 Sign up tomorrow at the Vasco Da Gama Recreation Centre, 690 00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:48,500 Recruitment begins at nine am, 691 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,200 Whoo! 692 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:58,699 Bas... Bastard! 693 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:00,000 Bastard! 694 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,500 Tell me you kid me. 695 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,899 Tell me you make joke. 696 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:10,000 You say we no leave this place?! 697 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:13,100 Very funny! 698 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,399 The situation has changed Dolores. We have to stay. 699 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,699 Oh, no! Oh, I don't believe this! I don't believe this! 700 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:25,300 - Once again, you lie to me! - What do you mean once again? 701 00:44:25,301 --> 00:44:29,299 You lied to me when I was a girl in Guatemala! 702 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:31,300 You were never a girl! 703 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,299 I was innocent! 704 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,699 You put a spell on me. 705 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:38,499 You tell me I'd be wife of diplomat! 706 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,000 I'd give cocktail parties, 707 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:42,299 I lunch. Jeeps! 708 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:43,900 You lie! You lie! 709 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,900 - You lie! - Let's face it, Dolores, 710 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,300 you never fitted into diplomatic life, 711 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,899 You say I have embarrassed you? You are ashamed by me? 712 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:58,799 I am just saying that things might've turned out differently 713 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,599 if you hadn't danced the cucaracha topless 714 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,399 at the reception for the Duke of Edinburgh! 715 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,100 He loved it! 716 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,599 So much we were sent to Cascara! 717 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,999 OK, OK, OK, OK! 718 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,300 Adios, Baxter! 719 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,300 Adios! Dondequiera. I go now. 720 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:23,700 I go forever! I kill myself! 721 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,899 Join the line and sign up today. 722 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:36,199 SPENCO has jobs for everyone. 723 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,999 The first 300 applicants will receive a bonus. 724 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,499 Choose between a juicer, a toaster or a blender. 725 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:50,599 SPENCO and Cascara united for a great tomorrow! 726 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,199 Congratulations, Mr Wearing. 727 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,199 This will be the salvation of our island. 728 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,600 SPENCO is all heart, Rev. 729 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,099 Cascara! 730 00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,900 I feel shame 731 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,899 I feel sad 732 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,999 See how people act so bad 733 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,299 Right now 734 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:18,199 Way to go, rebels! Listen to them! They're your boys! 735 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,599 Hear me shout 736 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,000 Hear me holler 737 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,899 You sell your soul for a Yankee dollar 738 00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:28,699 - Who the hell is that?! - That is my son, my son. 739 00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,899 You're his father, Father? 740 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:33,699 A moment of weakness many years ago. 741 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:38,499 I was driven to sin by solitude and the wind. 742 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,799 Can't you shut that bastard up? 743 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,899 Under British law singing badly is not a crime. 744 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:48,900 $100 cash to the first man who nails them! 745 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,400 See my people run to me 746 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:59,399 All they want is liberty 747 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,200 All they want is our backsides, man. 748 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,899 Don't make me do this. 749 00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:25,100 Give me your word you won't create a public nuisance and you're free. 750 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,599 The Rebel says we would rather stay here forever. 751 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:34,999 Very well, then, have it your own way. You can finish the painting. 752 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,099 If those boys are locked up, I should be, too. 753 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,599 - Yeah! - Yeah. 754 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,899 We don't have women's facilities. 755 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,100 How typically sexist. 756 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,500 I've a good mind to deport you as an undesirable alien. 757 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:52,950 Alright, we're contacting Amnesty international and the media. 758 00:47:52,951 --> 00:47:56,799 Soon everybody's gonna know your name and will be singing your music. 759 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:02,400 - His lyrics don't rhyme. - The truth rarely does. 760 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:07,300 Our recruiting went off without a hitch, 761 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,799 and I killed them on the deal, 762 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,999 Rob, research shows that this could be bigger than frozen yoghurt, 763 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,000 so I want that bottling plant operational ASAP! 764 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,799 I hear you, sir, 765 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,800 Oh, Rob, don't take any of that manana crap. 766 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:28,099 Do what we did to Aunt Naruba. Spike their coffee with amphetamines. 767 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:32,200 Oh, yeah, that one. Oh, and this bottle. 768 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,300 - Oh, Jesus Christ! 769 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:42,099 I can assure the house... 770 00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,799 I can assure the house 771 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,299 that the terms due to our government 772 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,999 in exchange for Cascaran mining rights 773 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 are both realistic and generous. 774 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,499 You will recall, Prime Minister, 775 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:01,599 that, due to the underhand methods of the Americans, 776 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,500 we were, at the time, unaware of their discovery. 777 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,499 - Quite. - And this is, perhaps, reflected 778 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:14,199 in the somewhat disappointing revenue which we anticipate. 779 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,500 How much? 780 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,900 One cent for every hundred barrels. 781 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:27,900 I take it you're asking for my resignation, Prime Minister? 782 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,199 It's a little late for that. 783 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,300 I have been informed, not of course by you, 784 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,099 that there is a subversive element on Cascara, 785 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:39,299 one Delgado Fitzhugh. 786 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,300 - Just one person, Prime Minister. - There was only one Gandhi once. 787 00:49:43,301 --> 00:49:46,199 One anorexic, little loony in a loin cloth 788 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,600 and we lost a whole subcontinent. 789 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,299 What Cascara needs is a revolution. 790 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:55,699 The first act of the new republic 791 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:58,999 will be to nationalise all local industries. 792 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,900 In other words, Yankee go home. 793 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,999 I don't quite see how that helps us. 794 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,200 Of course you don't. 795 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:11,399 Then, let me make this absolutely clear! 796 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:16,699 You will return to Cascara and secretly finance their revolution 797 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:19,199 in exchange for a promissory contract 798 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,800 guaranteeing us the bloody bottling rights! 799 00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,300 Wait! 800 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,099 Wait for me, please. Take me with you. 801 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:51,499 Please don't go without me. 802 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,300 Wait! 803 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,200 Take me with you, please. Oh! 804 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,299 Who on earth is that hysterical female? 805 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:06,999 My wife. She's a little overwrought. 806 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,199 Sonofabitch, come back! 807 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,299 - It's the strain of recent events. 808 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:16,600 That sort of thing doesn't do in front of the natives. 809 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,899 - Here we are, Sir Malcolm. - Thank you. 810 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:24,700 No, please, don't get up. 811 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:29,350 - Why aren't they under lock and key? - It's their recreation hour, boss. 812 00:51:29,351 --> 00:51:31,900 Quite right, too. Can't cage men up like animals. 813 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,300 How are they treating you, then, Delgado? 814 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,899 Got everything you need, toothpaste, tobacco? 815 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:39,699 Oh, I see we're teaching you a trade. 816 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:42,000 All part of the rehabilitation programme. 817 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,799 Sir Malcolm, this is Delgado Fitzhugh. 818 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,000 Absolutely. Of course it is. Jolly good. 819 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:50,299 How's the food, Delgado? Looks jolly nourishing to me. 820 00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:53,299 - What's this made from? - Betel bark, sir. 821 00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:56,650 A local crop from which the people make soup or rope, 822 00:51:56,651 --> 00:51:58,500 depending on their needs. 823 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,350 - Splendid. - Would you like a bowl of it? 824 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:03,299 - Thank you, no. - Rum? 825 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:06,799 I'd like a word with these two gentlemen alone. 826 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,200 Would you and the constable make yourselves scarce? 827 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,900 Thank you. 828 00:52:22,100 --> 00:52:24,000 No, no, no! 829 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:28,300 1,000 times, definitely no! 830 00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,300 - Shh! 831 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,299 Can't believe I'm standing in the jailhouse 832 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:38,799 Can't believe my ears is hearing what you say 833 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,000 God's sake, man! 834 00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:45,000 There's no need to broadcast this all over the island. 835 00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:49,100 This is a highly secret discussion, not The Pirates Of Penzance, 836 00:52:49,101 --> 00:52:51,100 Look, let me... 837 00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:55,500 Let me spell it out for you. In exchange for independence, 838 00:52:55,501 --> 00:52:59,099 all we ask is a 50-50 interest in the water. Right? 839 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:03,299 You can be president, generalissimo, witch doctor, whatever. 840 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:06,099 You name the costumes, we'll provide the hats. 841 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,199 - Vice president? - Absolutely, old chap. Yes. 842 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,799 Next royal christening, you can pop over on a state visit. 843 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,299 Front pew in the Abbey, tickets for Wimbledon. 844 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:18,999 - You offer me 50-50 845 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,999 You expect me to say yes 846 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,300 Well, I'm a man of integrity 847 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,299 - 60-40, no less 848 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,100 Done. 849 00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:30,799 This deal has the sanction of the British government?! 850 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,299 Perfectly orthodox ploy. Bowing to public opinion, 851 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:37,299 we will be forced to release the Rebel from jail. 852 00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:40,899 He'll take to the hills then we can propagate the legend. 853 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:44,799 - T-shirts, posters. - This is beneath contempt. 854 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,900 Deciding the fate of a nation without any regard for its culture! 855 00:53:48,901 --> 00:53:51,900 You call rope soup a culture?! 856 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,599 Who is it? 857 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,900 I warn you, I'm armed! 858 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,199 - Shh! - Mrs Thwaites, what are you doing? 859 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,000 Shh! 860 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:20,399 - Your Lordship. - Pardon? Oh, no, I'm not a peer. 861 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,999 Not yet. Plain Sir Malcolm will suffice. 862 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,299 - Sir Malcolm. - Yes? 863 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:29,399 - I would rather die than stay here. - Hmm? 864 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,099 Please, when you leave, you take me with you! 865 00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:35,599 I can do many things. 866 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,500 I can cook. I can sew. 867 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,099 I am still young. My body is firm. Look! 868 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,300 Pull yourself together, Mrs Thwaites! 869 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,400 Really! 870 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,399 I am... 871 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,599 No, no, it's the heat, woman. 872 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,799 I saw this happen in Zimbabwe to Cartwright's wife. 873 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,300 No, no, no. Cold bath's the answer. 874 00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:03,300 - There, there, there, Please, 875 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,799 Psst! 876 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,200 Hey, Delgado. 877 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,800 Delgado! 878 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,700 Over here. Hey, comrade. 879 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,599 Cuba says, "Cascara, Sí!" 880 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,800 Plastic explosives. I set timer for five minutes. 881 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,100 Take cover, comrade. 882 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,800 Shit! 883 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,400 - Shit! 884 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:49,699 - What is it? - We're breaking out of here, man! 885 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,600 You spoke. 886 00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:54,799 - No, that was just a whisper. - You broke your vow. 887 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,399 I couldn't find anything to rhyme with bomb! 888 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,099 - Bomb? Whose bomb? - The Cubans, man! 889 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:04,400 - We made a deal with the British. - The Cubans got here first. 890 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,600 The Cubans will never give us tickets for Wimbledon. 891 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:26,500 I know how to handle you. I lived three years in New York. 892 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,199 - It's sweet, man. 893 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,400 Oh, my God, it's my perfume. 894 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,099 - One word and you die. - Who are you? 895 00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:40,300 - That's three words. - We're comrades of the Rebel. 896 00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:43,499 Oh! Delgado is a friend of mine. 897 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,099 I'm Pamela Wynthrop. Nice to see you. 898 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:49,499 - Que? - Oh, I house-sit for him. 899 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:53,399 - What you do here? - I'm taking him a home-cooked meal. 900 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,899 Can you imagine what the food tastes like in there? 901 00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,700 - What are you doing here? - Jailbreak. 902 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,599 Bang! Then we move into the hills. 903 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,899 Can I come with you? Do I have time to pack a bag? 904 00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:08,000 - Hey. - Shake your ass. 905 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,600 It's Baxter! 906 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,999 The bomb go off in two minutes. 907 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,299 But he'll be killed! 908 00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:26,600 Then he will be the first victim of the revolution. 909 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:38,200 Miguel. Miguel! 910 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:42,000 Nice to see security's as tight as ever. 911 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,199 Are you two digging a tunnel or committing an unnatural act? 912 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,800 Go away, Governor. 913 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,599 Not until I've had a word with your leader. 914 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,699 I'm disgusted with you, Delgado. No wonder you daren't show your face. 915 00:57:57,700 --> 00:58:00,599 - Get out of here! - Oh, you're speaking now. 916 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,600 I'm not surprised. You sold out your other principals. 917 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:06,199 Whatever our differences, I've always thought 918 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,000 that you and I cared the most about Cascara. 919 00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:13,299 - I beg you on my hands and knees! - I've brought jobs and security. 920 00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:16,399 All you're going to bring is chaos, violence. 921 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,000 - Ow! 922 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:24,599 What was that? 923 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,599 Que, mi amor? 924 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,399 How long has that volcano of yours been dormant? 925 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,099 - As long as me! - Oh. 926 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:35,799 But maybe... 927 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:39,300 -..you have awakened us both. 928 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,050 - Baxter, are you alright? - Oh, hello, Pamela. 929 00:58:46,051 --> 00:58:47,300 Shall I kill him? 930 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,600 - He's more use to us as a hostage. - Move it! 931 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:09,199 This is great, eh, Baxter? Plastic explosives, jailbreaks, 932 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,599 a band of desperados forging their way through the bush. 933 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,399 I suppose I should thank you for saving my life. 934 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,699 Call me a sentimental old fool. 935 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,999 We did play in the same cricket team once. 936 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,999 Hey, silencio, don't speak to the prisoner. 937 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,700 OK, pal. OK. 938 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,199 This is Ken Warden reporting to you 939 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,999 from the hitherto sleepy island of Cascara, 940 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,899 where late last night the man they call the Singing Rebel 941 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:38,999 made a daring escape from this jail. 942 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,299 Right, pay attention. I want sandbags around the house, 943 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:46,100 every window boarded up, and the roof fortified. 944 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:50,200 We're dealing with terrorists. This house could be their next target. 945 00:59:50,201 --> 00:59:53,499 Right, off you go. What's this, you grubby child? 946 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:56,300 - I want dollar! - How about a clip around the ear? 947 00:59:56,301 --> 00:59:58,100 Go on, bugger off! 948 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,399 - Good Lord! - What is it? 949 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,899 It's a ransom note from the rebels. 950 01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:08,050 They're holding Thwaites and some woman called Wynthrop. 951 01:00:08,051 --> 01:00:12,099 Blah, blah, blah. Kill the hostages unless their demands are met! 952 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:13,699 - Kill? - Yes. 953 01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:18,500 Come on, don't stand around gawking. Come on! Let's be having you. 954 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,799 For years I agonised over the burning issues of the day. 955 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,799 Social injustice, the plight of the Third World, 956 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,299 the uneven distribution of wealth. 957 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:31,299 Then one day I realised I was doing all of my agonising 958 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:33,599 over lunch at the Russian Tea Room. 959 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,299 So I said to myself, "Pamela, it's time you got involved." 960 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,299 Is this involved enough for you? 961 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:43,099 I mean, that's why I had so many causes and crusades. 962 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:46,599 My analyst said it's a need to feel as if I'm playing 963 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,000 a meaningful role in life. It's the guilt, too. 964 01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:52,600 It's not easy being the seventh wealthiest heiress in the world. 965 01:00:52,601 --> 01:00:55,500 Pamela, can you move your left hand at all? 966 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,199 A little. Why? 967 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,999 Reach in my pocket. There's a lighter there. 968 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,499 We could burn through the ropes. 969 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:07,199 My one consolation is thinking about the look on my father's face 970 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,999 when he finds out I'm a hostage. 971 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,199 - Pamela... - He may not even take the call. 972 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:17,100 Pamela, if you can reach the lighter, he won't even get the call. 973 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,600 - You mean escape? - Yes! 974 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:24,000 Can you move this way a little? 975 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,699 - Is that it? - No. 976 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,899 That's not it. 977 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,199 Oh, Baxter, I'm sorry. 978 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:39,000 Please don't apologise, but maybe we should find the lighter first. 979 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,400 - Perfecto! - Hey, what it is? 980 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,300 Tell me the three vital elements we learn at Moscow University 981 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,500 for creating insurgency in undeveloped countries. 982 01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:00,900 Tit! 983 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,899 Ah! Si, T-I-T. 984 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:11,099 Terror, infiltration and television. 985 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:12,500 Si, 986 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,000 American television. Just think, Garfield, 987 01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:19,700 "Singing Rebel strikes. Film at 11:00." 988 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,299 - Singing Rebels. - Of course. 989 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:25,400 Coast to coast. 990 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,499 Sir Malcolm Leveridge, as spokesman for the British government, 991 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:34,099 do you feel the jailbreak and the taking of the hostages 992 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:37,100 indicates a growing measure of support 993 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,799 for the Cascaran Liberation Movement? 994 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,900 There is no movement. 995 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,799 The only support the Rebel has is a bongo player. 996 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,300 No, this is simply a localised incident, 997 01:02:47,301 --> 01:02:51,699 which you people, typically, are blowing up out of all proportion. 998 01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:56,000 No, under British rule, this island has always been and always will be 999 01:02:56,001 --> 01:02:59,900 a model of stability, common sense and tranquillity. 1000 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,399 - Hey! Viva la revolución! - Whoo! 1001 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,400 Ken, get the burning building in the background. 1002 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,600 Come on, Ken, come on. 1003 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,499 The Caribbean, 1004 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:26,499 once known for its blue seas and sunny beaches, 1005 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:29,799 and now more noted as a hotbed of political turmoil, 1006 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,599 today gave us a new name to add to its catalogue of trouble spots. 1007 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:40,299 This is Ken Warden from Cascara, island in ferment! 1008 01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:45,599 Wearing, we're about to launch a multi-million dollar campaign. 1009 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,399 I'm not about to let some half-baked bunch 1010 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,900 of Commie revolutionaries foul it up. 1011 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,799 You've got some good ol' boys who must be itching to kick some ass. 1012 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,300 Turn 'em loose. 1013 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,599 Sir, that might jeopardise the lives of the hostages. 1014 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,799 - Screw the hostages! - That would be the preferred option, 1015 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,900 but one of them is your daughter, Pamela. 1016 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,300 We were never that close. 1017 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:16,499 Baxter, there's four of them and they're armed. 1018 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:19,699 Yes, I know, but we're going to make you the diversion. 1019 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:22,699 - Diversion? - Yes, lie down against that tree. 1020 01:04:22,700 --> 01:04:24,200 - Lie down? - Yes. 1021 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:27,699 We want it to look as though I broke free and attacked you. 1022 01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:29,500 Why would you do that? 1023 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,899 The heat might have inflamed my senses. 1024 01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:35,999 After all, you are a very attractive woman. 1025 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,100 Sit down. Lie down. 1026 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,900 How would I look if I'd been ravaged? 1027 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,500 - May I? - Yeah. 1028 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,150 - Your hair would be all ruffled. - OK. 1029 01:04:49,151 --> 01:04:54,199 These would be gone and the necklace. This would be gone. 1030 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,699 And I think you would've done this. 1031 01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:00,199 - And maybe this. Yeah? - Would I? 1032 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,699 Sure, I mean, you would've been surprised 1033 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:06,199 by the intensity of your passion, 1034 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:11,300 overcome by an insatiable hunger and lust. 1035 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,499 You once called me an undesirable alien. 1036 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,600 I lied. 1037 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:28,300 - Oh! - Argh! Oh! 1038 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,599 Alright, let's have no martyrs for the revolution. 1039 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,100 Drop your guns and put your hands behind your heads. 1040 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:12,999 Now, follow the river. Keep the volcano on your left. 1041 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,699 With a bit of luck, you'll reach Calamity Cove by nightfall. 1042 01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:20,399 If your boat is still there, you can set sail for Havana. 1043 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,199 And face Fidel after this fiasco? 1044 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,899 We make for Miami. I have a cousin there. 1045 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,000 Ah, sí, Pacheco, 1046 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:32,599 We go underground and spread sedition. 1047 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,199 No, we deal coke, 1048 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,400 like AI Pacino in Scarf ace, 1049 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:41,899 Another fine mess you got me into. 1050 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:45,999 - Can we go with them? - No, we go to jail. 1051 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,299 For real, this time. 1052 01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:53,099 Bread and water, solitary. I shall probably write my memoirs. 1053 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:56,900 Delgado Fitzhugh, The Years Of Struggle, 1054 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:02,399 - The struggle isn't over. - Whose side are you on, man? 1055 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,099 Cascara's. 1056 01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:06,299 This is my home. 1057 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:10,350 If we don't move fast, we'll lose it, either to the Cubans or the Brits 1058 01:07:10,351 --> 01:07:13,099 or the next bunch that want their grubby paws on it. 1059 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:15,500 We are the only ones who can stop them. 1060 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,399 We're with you all the way. Aren't we, gentlemen? 1061 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,800 But there's only four of us and she's a woman. 1062 01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:23,399 I can't believe I'm hearing this in the '80s. 1063 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,299 - At least the Cubans had a plan. - What was it? 1064 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:30,899 We don't know. They never told us. 1065 01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:34,200 I have a plan. Are you with me? 1066 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,300 Between ourselves, 1067 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:43,450 London's delighted to have guerrillas creating havoc in the hills. 1068 01:07:43,451 --> 01:07:46,199 And they think I engineered the whole thing. 1069 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,300 So I'm smelling of roses. 1070 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:54,299 Of course, I do realise that this is a time 1071 01:07:54,300 --> 01:08:00,599 of great emotional stress for you with your husband captive. 1072 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,699 But, you know, my life too could be in danger. 1073 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:07,300 - Yeah. - Maybe I should go someplace. 1074 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,599 - Like the Riviera. - I'd rather you didn't. 1075 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,900 It'd look better if you stay for the press. 1076 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,500 Loyal little wife bravely choking back a tear, 1077 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,499 quivering upper lip. 1078 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:21,300 - I suppose I must do my duty. - That's the spirit. 1079 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Why don't you slip into that nun's habit again? 1080 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,199 Go on, off you go. 1081 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:33,699 Here in Cascara, the man they call the Singing Rebel 1082 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:35,600 is still at liberty. 1083 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:39,299 In this remote and inhospitable terrain, 1084 01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:42,099 he could be in one of a thousand places. 1085 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:45,000 Somewhere out there there's... 1086 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,999 Why have you guys got your hands in the air? 1087 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,400 I mean, are we still rolling or what? 1088 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,200 Your search is over, Ken. 1089 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,799 Hey, you're Ken Warden! 1090 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:09,399 Hey, everybody, it's Ken Warden! Open up for Mr Warden. 1091 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:12,099 How you doing, Ken? You gonna do a piece on us? 1092 01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:14,199 You got it, buddy. 1093 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,800 Do I have time to trim the old fungus? 1094 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,800 Hey, it's Ken Warden! 1095 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,999 All you sons of imperiality 1096 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,699 Never mind that, Delgado. Tell them we're ready to die for the cause. 1097 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:36,699 - We're ready to die for the cause. - Yeah, right now. 1098 01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:40,399 If anybody moves, we'll blow up... Blow up... 1099 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:45,100 Blow up... the well. 1100 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:50,500 Do as he says. Back off. 1101 01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:06,899 Great kick, He's down to the 30-yard line, 1102 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:08,900 Sanderson gets... 1103 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,700 They ain't blocking, tackling. They ain't doing a goddamn thing. 1104 01:10:15,701 --> 01:10:19,000 - It's your daughter calling. - Ah, shit! 1105 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:24,699 This had better be good. We're deep in the fourth quarter and trailing. 1106 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,700 I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad moment. 1107 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,599 Know what your problem is? 1108 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,199 You never learned to accept being rich. 1109 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:36,199 All you ever did was try to screw it up for the rest of us. 1110 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:37,999 Look where it's got you. 1111 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,000 You're probably being raped and tortured by a bunch of bandits 1112 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,399 when all that's mine could've been yours. 1113 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,800 Part of it is mine now, Daddy. 1114 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,900 - What's happening? - Interception. 1115 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:56,399 You were saying, Pamela? 1116 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,299 I said I have your water, Daddy. 1117 01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:02,099 If you don't call your friends in important places, 1118 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:04,200 I'll blow it all to hell! 1119 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:13,799 Mr President, American business is at stake. I recommend we move in now. 1120 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,799 Here's an opportunity to show Castro in his own back yard. 1121 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,599 We send in the marines, like we did in Grenada. 1122 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,100 Seems to be unanimous, Mr President. 1123 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,100 Shall I wake him? 1124 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,699 Stop! 1125 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:45,799 Four minutes and 16 seconds. 1126 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:49,899 They rendezvous at the yacht, back in Martinique before dawn. 1127 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:52,699 I congratulate you, Kessler. You have done well. 1128 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:57,099 Hand-picked mercenaries, madam, the scum of the earth! 1129 01:11:57,100 --> 01:12:00,800 Let me talk to them. 1130 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,799 Gentlemen, I can now reveal the purpose of your mission. 1131 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:12,199 French mineral water is the finest in the world. 1132 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,599 But it is threatened by the upstarts of Cascara. 1133 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,200 You will destroy their well. 1134 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:23,299 It is a dangerous mission and some of you will die. 1135 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:27,300 But remember, in a world gone mad, you will die for the principle 1136 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:31,199 that you all hold close to your hearts. Money! 1137 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,299 Vive le franc! Vive le Deutschmark! 1138 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:35,999 Vive le dollar! 1139 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,000 Vive the numbered bank account in Switzerland! 1140 01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:44,699 The British people will never bow to the tactics of terrorism. 1141 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:49,099 The Special Air Service has already been dispatched, 1142 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:51,500 willing to demonstrate once again 1143 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:58,900 the gratuitous violence and mayhem for which they are so rightly famous. 1144 01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:10,799 - Do it, do it - Oh 1145 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,599 - Do it - Oh 1146 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,899 - Do it, do it - Oh 1147 01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:16,500 Do it 1148 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,900 Looking through the morning dew 1149 01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:24,300 A smoking mountain's nothing new 1150 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,599 Hi, guys in 82nd Airborne, 1151 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,300 Moscow Radio has just described your presence here 1152 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:34,300 as an act of provocation, detrimental to world peace, 1153 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:38,599 Hey, man, don't kick down our doors cos you won't find anybody, 1154 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,599 They're all down at the well. Why don't you head on down there? 1155 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,699 They got pretty girls, dancing, 1156 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:47,999 the T-Bone Jefferson Steel Band and barbecued goat. 1157 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,600 We'd love to see your face at the place. 1158 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:15,499 Renegade governor, Baxter Thwaites, has called for a confrontation 1159 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:18,300 with British authorities to issue his demands. 1160 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,199 As you can see by the carnival atmosphere here, 1161 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,599 this is not the isolated act of some fanatical minority 1162 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:28,299 but a movement that has caught the hearts and minds of the people. 1163 01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:32,399 Once again American soldiers have set foot on foreign soil 1164 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:36,499 in a land which until last week they had never heard of. 1165 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:41,500 Many of them are searching their hearts and asking, "Why are we here?" 1166 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,799 Why are we here, Major? 1167 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:48,000 Because we're a fucking peace-keeping corps, 1168 01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:51,700 which means we can't squeeze a trigger until those wise-ass, 1169 01:14:51,701 --> 01:14:55,100 pinko, media personnel have shipped out of here. 1170 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,699 Major "Mad-Dog" Hollister, isn't it? 1171 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,450 Sandy "Take-No-Prisoners" Charlesworth, SAS. 1172 01:15:09,451 --> 01:15:11,600 We'll have to move these civilians. 1173 01:15:11,700 --> 01:15:14,300 Can't see the target for the limbo dancers. 1174 01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:18,199 - Those are innocent bystanders. - There's no such thing. 1175 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,799 They're all hand in glove with the gooks! 1176 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:25,399 We are not in Vietnam now, Major. Those chaps carry British passports. 1177 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:29,900 If any of them have to die, it'll be by a British bullet. 1178 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,500 Please give me a little room? Thank you. 1179 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,300 Go ahead. Do your best. 1180 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,500 Delgado! 1181 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,599 Delgado, your mother and I are both here. 1182 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:56,999 Oh, no! I can't handle this. 1183 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,399 On television, too! 1184 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,499 It's emotional blackmail, Delgado. Don't go for it. 1185 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:06,499 We're both appealing to you. Lay down your arms. 1186 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:08,499 It's too late for that, Eric. 1187 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:12,399 Thwaites, I don't know what you're hoping to achieve, 1188 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,399 but before you do anything rash, 1189 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,600 I'd like to remind you of your duties to the Crown. 1190 01:16:17,601 --> 01:16:20,799 And, of course, your responsibilities 1191 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:25,299 to Dolores, your distraught wife of 14 years. 1192 01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:27,600 I know my responsibilities. 1193 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:29,999 Let him through, Garfield. 1194 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,900 - Will you people get out of the way? 1195 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:38,300 I have nothing to say. Thank you very much, no. 1196 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,899 Don't worry, sir, I have a sniper positioned. 1197 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:43,499 Nod and he'll shoot the bastard's pecker off. 1198 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:47,500 Thank you, Major, but I'm sure diplomacy will prevail. Excuse me. 1199 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:03,199 What do you look like, Thwaites? 1200 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:06,499 You haven't shaved. You smell like a rancid goat. 1201 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:09,399 You've thrown in your lot with a bunch of guerrillas. 1202 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:12,799 You've become the Patty Hearst of the British Diplomatic Corps. 1203 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,999 I'm helping to ferment revolution. Wasn't that the British plan? 1204 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,599 I see. You have rather exceeded your brief. 1205 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,699 So, my deal with Delgado still holds, yes? 1206 01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:25,899 All deals are off. 1207 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:28,199 You and the Americans have to agree 1208 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,999 to let the Rebel appear before the United Nations 1209 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,499 and put the case for Cascaran independence. 1210 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:38,800 You can't do this. Think of England. Think of your duty. Think of me! 1211 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,500 Have you told him about us, Malcolm? 1212 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,300 It is true, Baxter. 1213 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,499 We were without the power to resist. 1214 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,400 I want a divorce! 1215 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:58,400 Oh, shut up! 1216 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:03,999 Because I want to marry Sir Malcolm. 1217 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,099 - Shut that woman up, Major. 1218 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:09,599 Where's your bloody sniper, man? 1219 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:14,600 Congratulations, sir. I hope you'll both be very happy. 1220 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,700 The United States supports the motion 1221 01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:27,099 proposed by the Soviet Union that the Cascaran Liberation Front 1222 01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:29,700 be allowed to address the assembly. 1223 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,500 Focus of attention 1224 01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:45,799 - Everybody knows your name - Alright, boys. 1225 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,399 Remember, don't come on too strong to begin with. 1226 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,400 I want you to build. And the eyes, remember the eyes. 1227 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:54,950 The fire, the passion, the feeling, it's all in the eyes. 1228 01:18:54,951 --> 01:18:57,699 - Good luck, chaps. - Bring us independence. 1229 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,800 Bring me a Yankee baseball jacket! 1230 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:03,799 Focus of attention 1231 01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:08,299 Delgado, you've got a great ass. Move it! 1232 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:11,600 Know how it feels on the breadline 1233 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:15,499 Now you're the one that's making headlines 1234 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:18,299 - Whoo - Focus of attention 1235 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:22,199 - Breadline, goldmine - Focus of attention 1236 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,300 Breadline, shoeshine 1237 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,599 Pay attention. Two of us will mine the rig. 1238 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:49,299 The explosions will be your signal to blow the cliff face. 1239 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:51,899 When they listen to the Rebel's broadcast, 1240 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:54,100 that is the time we strike. 1241 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,399 Meantime, we eat. 1242 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,100 Pierre, break out the emergency rations. 1243 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:05,999 The emergency special is carre d'agneau with beans. French, of course. 1244 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,300 Followed by green salad and cheese and of raises des bois, 1245 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:15,699 To accompany this, we have a robust, young sensimilla, 1246 01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:19,600 which will refresh even the most cynical palate. 1247 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:26,499 30 seconds. 1248 01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:29,100 When the Rebel comes in, I need reactions. 1249 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,800 Get me France. Get me England. Get me the US. Get me Russia. 1250 01:20:32,801 --> 01:20:37,899 Who's that? Sweden! Forget Sweden. They wouldn't react if the roof fell. 1251 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:38,900 20 seconds. 1252 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:43,699 Honourable ambassadors, please welcome the delegates 1253 01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:46,599 for the Cascara Liberation Front. 1254 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,050 OK, everybody, stay sharp. This is big. 1255 01:20:49,051 --> 01:20:52,400 This is bigger than the moon walk. The world is watching this. 1256 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,300 We're talking Emmy's here. 1257 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,200 Pan left. Hold it there. 1258 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:05,400 Take one. 1259 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:19,399 Out of Africa and Europe 1260 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,899 Across many oceans 1261 01:21:21,900 --> 01:21:24,500 We came to Cascara 1262 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:29,300 And the stars and the fates 1263 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,199 - Is this dull? - This is dull. 1264 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:36,100 Unless that guitar turns out to be a machine gun, we're in trouble. 1265 01:21:36,101 --> 01:21:38,399 And brother to brother 1266 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:43,700 Sister to sister As one people we stand 1267 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:50,100 If independence depends on this song, give the island back to the bats. 1268 01:21:50,101 --> 01:21:53,099 - It gets better. - How do you know? 1269 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:56,900 I have some friends in the music business and I made a few calls. 1270 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,800 Today 1271 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,799 That's Ringo "Who's-This"! 1272 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,599 And George "What's-This"! 1273 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,999 "Who's-This" and "What's-This" together again. 1274 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,300 Isn't that Eric Clapton? 1275 01:22:28,100 --> 01:22:30,499 My God, it's the concert for Cascara! 1276 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:33,499 You've invaded our homes 1277 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,900 And our privacy 1278 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:40,599 Taking everything except the sun and the sea 1279 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,400 We've come here to ask you 1280 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,500 Most humbly 1281 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,999 Please won't you grant us our liberty 1282 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,699 We want our freedom 1283 01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:54,700 Whoa, whoa 1284 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,299 Give us our freedom 1285 01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:59,599 Whoa, whoa 1286 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,000 We want our freedom 1287 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:04,399 Whoa, whoa 1288 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,099 Give us our freedom 1289 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,100 Whoa, whoa 1290 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:12,399 We are very poor people 1291 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,200 Easily led 1292 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:17,099 Have to scratch with our hands now 1293 01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:19,100 To keep our babies fed 1294 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,900 You bring in your soldiers 1295 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,099 Put a gun at our head 1296 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,499 The way things are going 1297 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:28,299 We'd be better off dead 1298 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:30,799 We want our freedom 1299 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,199 Whoa, whoa 1300 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:35,799 Give us our freedom 1301 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,999 Whoa, whoa 1302 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,800 We want our freedom 1303 01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:42,700 Whoa, whoa 1304 01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:50,299 We want to live as we please 1305 01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:53,099 With strength and with pride 1306 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,699 Make our own decisions 1307 01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:57,899 With no help from outside 1308 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:00,099 Please let us be 1309 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:02,599 Leave us alone 1310 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,099 We need to be free 1311 01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:08,400 - You've tipped the scales, Pamela. - It's only the beginning. 1312 01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:11,799 Whoa, whoa 1313 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:14,400 Give us our freedom 1314 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:18,600 Set the fuses for two minutes. 1315 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:45,899 I'm going to diffuse these charges. Nobody's going to fight us now. 1316 01:24:45,900 --> 01:24:48,999 My father will. He'll do anything he can to get even. 1317 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:53,199 Pamela, I sometimes wonder if you do what you do for humanity 1318 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,300 or simply to get back at dad. 1319 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,699 Give us tomorrow 1320 01:24:57,700 --> 01:24:59,499 And a future that's free 1321 01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,199 We want our freedom 1322 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,099 Whoa, whoa 1323 01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:07,200 Give us our freedom 1324 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:19,399 We are all different colours 1325 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:21,599 Who stand here and sing 1326 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,199 But the same hearts are beating 1327 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,200 Under the skin 1328 01:25:26,300 --> 01:25:28,800 Our hearts are all hoping 1329 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,199 That you'll turn the tide 1330 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:35,899 Give us this joy of national pride 1331 01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:38,200 Give us our freedom 1332 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,900 Whoa! 1333 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:56,499 Who are you? Why are you here? 1334 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:59,999 For the bloodshed and the money! 1335 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,399 We are the dogs of war! 1336 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:05,899 Who's paying you? It's the bloody French, isn't it? 1337 01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:08,999 I can smell the garlic. 1338 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,799 We want our freedom 1339 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,800 Whoa, whoa 1340 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:18,400 Give us our freedom 1341 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:31,500 I have been trying to get back at Dad but I have a good reason for it. 1342 01:26:31,501 --> 01:26:33,300 Dad's a prick! 1343 01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:38,300 - The bombs go off in 20 seconds! - What bomb? 1344 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:46,000 Where's the other one? Get the bomb. 1345 01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:51,500 Is this the bomb? 1346 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:46,199 The water is destroyed. My mission is accomplished. 1347 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:50,099 If you have need of an army, here is my card. 1348 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:51,900 Thank you. 1349 01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:09,399 It's time to go home, Baxter. 1350 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:12,900 Face the facts, man. The water's gone. 1351 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,999 When they activated this drill, 1352 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,700 they struck an underground well they didn't know was there. 1353 01:28:19,701 --> 01:28:24,099 The explosion may have caused some geological shift or fracture. 1354 01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:26,399 There could be oceans of it still down there. 1355 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,199 You've been telling us that for a week. 1356 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:32,399 It could take a week. It could take a year. 1357 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:35,500 It's not going to happen, Baxter. 1358 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:45,799 They're only giving us independence because we have nothing of value. 1359 01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:48,900 At least everything we don't have is ours. 1360 01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:51,900 We've been offered a record deal. 1361 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,900 I hardly think your royalties will pay the national debt. 1362 01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:59,000 - I saw a lot of bats today. - So? 1363 01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:03,650 Their excrement, called guano, is one of the world's richest fertilisers. 1364 01:29:03,651 --> 01:29:06,099 Someday it could be a very important export. 1365 01:29:06,100 --> 01:29:08,799 How do people eat while we wait for bats to crap? 1366 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:12,599 I'm only trying to be positive. 1367 01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:14,799 What's that noise? 1368 01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:18,300 With our luck, it's probably the bloody volcano. 1369 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,400 Holy Moses! 1370 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:33,100 - It's oil! - It's oil! 1371 01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:55,700 The rope also belongs to Britain, Thwaites. 1372 01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:58,999 Then, you shall have it, sir. 1373 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,699 There goes lunch. 1374 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:05,099 Smile, Sir Malcolm, as the cameras catch 1375 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,200 the dying moments of a British colony. 1376 01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:11,050 The dying moments of my career! Thanks to this disastrous episode, 1377 01:30:11,051 --> 01:30:13,600 Margaret Thatcher is gonna have my balls! 1378 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:20,199 OK. Stop this screwing around! 1379 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,500 I want to leave now! 1380 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:27,100 And if she doesn't, Sir Malcolm, Dolores certainly will. 1381 01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:57,699 ♪ I grew up bathing in sea water ♪ 1382 01:30:57,700 --> 01:31:01,499 ♪ But nowadays that is bare horror ♪ 1383 01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:04,899 ♪ If I only venture down by the shore ♪ 1384 01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:08,299 ♪ Police telling me I can't bathe no more ♪ 1385 01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:12,199 ♪ Cos Jack don't want me to bathe on my beach ♪ 1386 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:15,700 ♪ Jack tell them to keep me out of reach ♪ 1387 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:19,099 ♪ Jack tell them I will never make the grade ♪ 1388 01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:22,700 ♪ Strengthen security Build barricade ♪ 1389 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:26,199 ♪ That can't happen here in this country ♪ 1390 01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:29,599 ♪ I want Jack to know that the beach belong to me ♪ 1391 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:32,999 ♪ That can't happen here over my dead body ♪ 1392 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,700 ♪ Tell Jack that I say that the beach belong to me ♪ 1393 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:51,499 ♪ Gonna celebrate ♪ 1394 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:54,800 ♪ This day of independence ♪ 1395 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,499 ♪ They can't take away ♪ 1396 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:00,899 ♪ Our day of liberty ♪ 1397 01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:03,699 ♪ Like we all decided ♪ 1398 01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:07,499 ♪ So let us raise our voices ♪ 1399 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:10,799 ♪ Thank the Lord and count our blessings ♪ 1400 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:13,400 ♪ Now the world can see ♪ 1401 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,799 ♪ We achieved prosperity ♪ 1402 01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,799 ♪ Gonna celebrate ♪ 1403 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,999 ♪ Now that we have our freedom ♪ 1404 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,599 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1405 01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:25,599 ♪ No one can deny ♪ 1406 01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:28,399 ♪ That it was destiny ♪ 1407 01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:31,499 ♪ They fight us Unite us ♪ 1408 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:34,799 ♪ And now the people's voices ♪ 1409 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:38,399 ♪ Thank the Lord for all His blessings ♪ 1410 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:40,899 ♪ And you all can see ♪ 1411 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:44,199 ♪ Our happiness, prosperity ♪ 1412 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,100 ♪ Gonna celebrate ♪ 1413 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:47,500 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1414 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:50,100 ♪ Our independence ♪ 1415 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,499 ♪ - Gonna celebrate - Celebrate ♪ 1416 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:56,899 ♪ - Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate - Our independence ♪ 1417 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:59,499 ♪ Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate ♪ 1418 01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:03,799 ♪ - Celebrate, celebrate - Our independence ♪ 1419 01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:07,999 ♪ Destiny, destiny, prosperity, prosperity ♪ 1420 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:10,499 ♪ Our independence ♪ 1421 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:12,899 ♪ - Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh - Celebrate ♪ 1422 01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:15,199 ♪ Celebrate, celebrate ♪ 1423 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,500 ♪ Our independence ♪ 1424 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:24,299 ♪ Our independence ♪ 1425 01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:25,799 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1426 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,600 ♪ Independence, independence, independence ♪ 111906