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Hypergnosis, my company,
we harvest your data
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every time you click Agree.
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And as you know,
I have trust issues.
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Patients have dangerous,
violent tendencies.
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What do you sell? Data.
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The VA has 16 million
wounded heroes in its files.
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When you were insider trading
off your clients'
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most private
and confidential confidences--
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All I need is just
one of your clients.
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Carl Bardolph.
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Jesus.
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Fuck.
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Why is there a spider
in my sink?
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Dr. Gary.
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Yes, Duncan, hi.
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So I have test results,
preliminary.
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You know, normally,
I'd like to do
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a formal diagnostic write-up,
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but since you seem to be
in a hurry--
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Just give it to me straight.
Where am I on the spectrum?
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What's my score?
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Well, according
to these tests,
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you are actually
completely typical.
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Typical?
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That sounds like a slur.
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No.
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It just means that you are
not neurodivergent.
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That can't be possible.
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I--I think different.
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Also, I have zero sense
of humor and zero empathy.
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No, actually,
according to these tests,
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as far as quantifiable
attributes associated
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with what is generally
thought of as empathy,
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you are
a highly empathetic person.
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What?
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Suck my dick, I'm empathetic!
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No, I'm sorry.
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You know, Duncan,
I think maybe I'm just
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not communicating it properly.
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OK, in layman's terms,
you're normal.
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No, I--I am sorry.
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No, you're normal.
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I'm fucking exceptional.
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Well, from
a medical perspective,
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the two are not
mutually exclusive.
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No, no.
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Empathetic is just pathetic
with a prefix, OK?
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I am an apex predator.
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I eat empathy for breakfast.
OK?
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And how qualified
are you, anyway, Gary?
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Yeah? You work with kids.
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What's up with that?
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What's with all the kids, Gary?
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Huh? That's weird.
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I understand
that a surprising diagnosis
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can be destabilizing.
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I rec--
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For--yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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What the--are you serious?
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Duncan, there's wildfires.
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They're not far from Napa.
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Duncan?
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Die!
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Die! Die!
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Taste the sting of mint,
you creepy, hairy little freak.
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Actually,
you're highly empathetic.
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You have reached
Dr. JoAnne Felder.
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If this is an emergency,
call 911.
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Otherwise, leave a message.
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Oh, Bardolph is
in my sights,
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the legend himself.
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I feel like Jane Goodall
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about to shoot
a silverback gorilla.
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Oh, my gosh.
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All I need is for him
to come on board for, like,
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3% to 5% stake,
and I am invincible.
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You prepared me well, JoAnne.
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It is Duncan Park signing off.
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Who's that?
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Oh, um, that's Linus Po.
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You know his music?
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No, the guy on the phone.
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Oh.
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No one. A client.
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Do you ever worry
that your clients
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might be, like, unstable?
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Maybe dangerous?
- No, honey.
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Honey, no.
Not my clientele.
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Is it because they're rich?
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Well, I guess you have to be
fairly stable
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mentally, emotionally,
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to achieve
financial prosperity.
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I don't think that's true,
you know,
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historically speaking.
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That was Linus Po.
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Sadly, the Ohio balladeer
died today at age 74.
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Oh, no.
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- Are you OK?
- Yeah, sorry.
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It's just Linus Po.
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He got me through high school
and so much.
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Damn it.
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Every time NPR plays
someone's music, they're dead.
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I'm sorry.
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Dad loves him too, so--
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I introduced your dad
to Linus Po.
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Hi. Sorry.
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I'm just gonna--thanks.
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Can I...
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Carl Bardolph.
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Duncan Park, Hypergnosis.
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Big fan.
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Super huge. You know, hugest.
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Titanic.
Uncomfortably huge.
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Mind if I sit?
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Your manifesto,
"Bardolph's Law,"
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that was super important to me,
you know?
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"In a society driven
by technology,
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growth will continue
endlessly"--
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the ultimate hockey stick.
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Yeah, you're on
my Mount Rushmore, Carl.
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Tell you that.
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But you're not stone.
You are flesh.
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And I bet--
I bet you're not done,
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not even close.
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So me? I--yeah.
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I cofounded Fah-fa.com.
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Fah-fa, you've--
you've heard of it?
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Nope.
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Um, F-A-H dash F-A dot com.
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Yeah, it was huge
in '09, early '10.
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But it doesn't matter.
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My latest enterprise,
Hypergnosis--
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I mean, data analytics,
great, great algo.
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The thing is,
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Cupertino wants us.
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Yeah.
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We're in acquisition talks.
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We got leaked to the press
a couple weeks ago,
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so I'm not talking
out of school, but I--
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I think it's a big mistake
taking the deal.
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I mean, you know
what it's like there.
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Golden handcuffs. You get it.
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So I was thinking,
if I could find
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a private placement investor,
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someone whose reputation
for picking winners
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is so stellar--
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and here you are.
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I mean--
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so I gotta ask, like,
how about us?
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And maybe Hypergnosis is how
you get back in the game.
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Double rainbow.
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I mean, with a forward-facing
data analytics company,
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we could really
make something--
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Ah!
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Oh!
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck is wrong with--
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oh, my God!
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Zero days since
I stabbed someone, JoAnne.
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Uh, who did you stab?
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This discount CEO
comes to my haunt
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and starts talking like
I gave him clearance to speak.
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So you stabbed him?
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It was with a fork.
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He's--he's fine.
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But I'm not!
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All that work we did, wasted!
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Everything we accomplished
is just--
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- OK--
- Thrown out the window!
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Yes, OK.
OK, Carl.
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That's OK.
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We--we can discuss
all of it in session.
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Right now, I--I have to--
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Yeah, OK.
Boundaries. You're right.
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And just after
mine were crossed too.
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I--
- No, it's OK.
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How about Thursday, at noon?
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You gotta--you gotta
believe me, JoAnne.
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This guy, he's the type of guy
you want to shoot
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right between his sniveling,
little wormy eyes.
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But you can't.
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Because you're not supposed to.
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I get it.
And not your fault, Carl.
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Whatever happened,
not your fault.
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Some people deserve--
maybe not stabbing,
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but a real, definitive--
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I'm sorry.
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I have to take this.
- Yeah.
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What?
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Do you know where Orson is?
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Oh, Ethan.
Yeah, he's at school.
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- So Thursday at noon?
- Well, I was worried
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about the fire...
- Yes.
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- And the air filtration.
- We will work through
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all of it in session--
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- JoAnne?
- On Thursday.
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- JoAnne. Hello?
- OK.
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Ethan, I dropped him there
this morning.
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Well, I called the school,
and he's not there.
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I--
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He's not even registered,
JoAnne.
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What is going on?
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He's there.
I see him on my tracker.
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Jesus.
- I don't understand.
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Well, you got
some bad info, Ethan.
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But of course,
the only explanation for you
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is bad mother, right?
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Maybe before drawing
damning conclusions,
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open yourself up
to the possibility
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that most things happen because
of a series of micro screw-ups.
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They--they--
they build up like--
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like coral reefs
or dung beetle nests.
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- It's for the boy.
- Dung beetle?
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I have no idea
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what you're talking about
right now.
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But our son is not
a dung beetle.
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What?
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I said that he's not
a dung beetle!
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He's not the dung beetle
in the metaphor, Ethan.
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Stabbed with fork,
tetanus shot, question mark.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
Move. Move!
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Can you get me some
antibacterial ointment, please?
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- Uh, ointment?
- Yes.
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Ointment!
- Sure. Of course.
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Duncan, what happened?
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What's it look like?
What's it look like?
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Um, I couldn't say.
A rodent?
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Twin rodents?
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Sorry--
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Hey, Captain.
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Big news.
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Cabinet level coming to visit.
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We just talked to SecVa.
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Great.
What's a SecVa?
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Uh, the Secretary of the VA.
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She's gonna be in town
this week, so--
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Yeah, and we've been working
with your CTO, Harper.
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Turns out,
your "Guh-nodin" gizmos--
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Eye of Gnodin.
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Same tech, right,
can be used to identify
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vets at risk of self-harm.
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Huge. I mean, really a godsend.
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And she agrees, so she's
coming here to check it out.
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Oh!
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What, did you catch
a fork there, jefé?
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Lucky. Ointment, please.
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Listen, I would love to meet
your friend, I really would.
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But I have deals to chase.
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Deals--
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Deals that are real deals.
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Yeah, yeah.
No, I get it.
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Government money, right?
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It doesn't flow.
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But there are workarounds.
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Yeah?
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Fast tracks, huh?
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And SecVa can help with that.
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She can maybe get you--
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I'm telling you--like,
a half upfront to pay you,
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00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,149
to pay your people,
and to pay the engineers
265
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,194
we're gonna need to hire
to get you that pile of data.
266
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,241
OK, maybe we should
solidify everything--
267
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,416
The data?
268
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,157
How fast?
- Oh, fast.
269
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,419
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
270
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,942
With her sign-off?
Matter of weeks.
271
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,030
OK, thank you.
272
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,119
Thank you, Mother.
273
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,165
Yeah?
274
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,688
You don't always get
to bang the prom queen.
275
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,428
Sometimes it's
the greasy-haired girl
276
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,300
with a weird curve in her back
277
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,475
that's the only
willing partner, right?
278
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,783
OK.
279
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,176
Yeah, yeah.
280
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,008
Here's what I'm thinking.
281
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,096
Barbecue.
282
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:32,142
OK.
283
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,188
A Texas BBQ.
284
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755
We red, white, and blue
the shit out of it.
285
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,104
You know?
- OK.
286
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,846
A pig on a friggin' spit,
a whole hog.
287
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,107
We put it on the roof.
288
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,197
We get VIPs, a DJ, and your--
289
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,327
- SecVa.
- SecVa.
290
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,634
- Yeah.
- SecVa.
291
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,288
Yes.
- Sure--sure.
292
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,637
Hypergnosis is soliciting
a government contract,
293
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,508
so we have to be cognizant.
- Yeah--
294
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,772
- There's regulations--
- I'm--
295
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,295
- And procedures.
- I'm throwing the party.
296
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,513
I'm throwing--
- I know.
297
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,688
I'm buying the pig.
I'll keep it kosher.
298
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,429
Yeah, no, we'll roll out
the red carpet,
299
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,692
make your secretary
feel like a boss.
300
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,824
Lucky!
301
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:02,999
Get us a hog.
302
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,261
- You got it.
- Great.
303
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,523
Great meeting, guys.
304
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,742
He's throwing
the party, right?
305
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,004
I'll get on the horn, OK?
306
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,093
- Get on the phone now.
- OK.
307
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,747
Having a party.
308
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,643
What a douche.
309
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,952
Orson Barack Stern!
310
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,306
Mom!
311
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,438
See?
312
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,004
I told you he was here.
313
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,702
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
314
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,750
What were you watching?
315
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,232
What were you watching, Orson?
316
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,494
Naked people.
317
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,715
And were you planning
to spend all of ninth grade
318
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,717
jacking it off back here?
319
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,632
OK.
320
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,417
Why did nobody here call me?
321
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,766
He's not even enrolled.
322
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,594
We can't call the mother
of every child
323
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,988
who isn't a student
at Las Altas.
324
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,772
Well, I guess
I wrongfully assumed
325
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,471
that for $90,000 a year--
326
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,212
On scholarship.
327
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,257
You could, at the very least,
keep track of him.
328
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,432
I'm sorry, but when Orson
got home from school
329
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,045
and you asked how his day was,
helped him with his homework--
330
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,437
OK, who are you?
331
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,090
I'm the one
who had to replant
332
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,614
the succulents you massacred
during your road rage incident.
333
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356
Ah, well, that--
334
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,531
that was an emergency.
335
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,751
I am a psychologist, and--
336
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,492
- Oh.
- I had a patient in crisis.
337
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,928
Mm-hmm.
338
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,626
I know it sounds harsh,
but until we get
339
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:51,716
his eighth-grade transcript
and officially enroll him--
340
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,067
- Mm.
- He's not our responsibility.
341
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,243
- He's yours.
- You know what? It's fine.
342
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,114
We will reach out
to his Baltimore school
343
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,116
first thing tomorrow.
344
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,640
And that means
you can enroll him when?
345
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,250
We're on it.
We're on it.
346
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,948
- OK.
- We're on it.
347
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,776
And we will get you sorted.
348
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,737
I am going to kill
your father.
349
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,307
OK, Orson.
Let's go.
350
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,440
I--I gotta--
351
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,658
Oh, my God.
352
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,312
For five minutes,
you can hold it in.
353
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,574
No, I can't.
354
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,098
I'm so tired of this.
355
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,187
It's--it's--it's intolerable.
356
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,797
Yeah, try being me!
357
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,980
Oh, my God, Duncan.
358
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,546
What are you doing?
359
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,505
Looking for something
to avoid scars.
360
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,942
That's for wrinkles.
361
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,074
Duncan, the fires are
bearing down in Napa.
362
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,380
I don't care.
363
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,729
I asked Rodrigo
to hire private responders
364
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,122
to use that pink
fire retardant--
365
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,776
at a cost, of course.
366
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,429
Can you say retardant anymore?
367
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,954
We have insurance.
368
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,651
- But this is our house.
- It's a house.
369
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,567
We have--we have other houses.
370
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh, OK.
371
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,830
You're just absent
all sentimentality.
372
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,963
Yeah.
373
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,399
I think so.
374
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,184
Remember our song
at our wedding?
375
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,056
You remember what that was?
376
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,101
Yes, you do.
Linus Po.
377
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,059
And what of it?
378
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,626
He died.
379
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,411
Today.
380
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,421
Are you, uh, gonna even
ask me what happened?
381
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,684
You got stabbed with a fork.
382
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,469
Yeah, I did.
383
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,907
But do you even want
to know why?
384
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,606
I'm sure they had a reason.
385
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,118
What's going on?
386
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,991
Nothing!
387
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,178
Yeah.
388
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,571
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
389
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,008
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
390
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,147
Honey,
how's it going in there?
391
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,844
I really don't want
to see another doctor!
392
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,760
Your dad took you
to a Baltimore doctor, OK?
393
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,416
It's--I got you in
with a Stanford GI man--
394
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,374
woman, actually.
395
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:55,596
She uses tech to create this
3D data map, diet, gut biome.
396
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,772
OK, I just don't understand
the directions!
397
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,947
You--
398
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,603
so you just--
you poop in the hat.
399
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,866
I don't want
to poop in the hat.
400
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,740
Sorry, let me--let me
just get rid of this man.
401
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,656
Please. Orson, please.
402
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,964
Just--just poop in the hat,
and nothing to eat after 9:00,
403
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,400
OK?
Like, I mean it.
404
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,532
I mean, not even water.
405
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,924
Ow, this house!
406
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,797
What?
I can't talk.
407
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,495
I'm in the middle of a family--
408
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,105
what spider?
409
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,019
Like I'm the spider.
410
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,065
I got stabbed,
but I didn't die.
411
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,589
I think it's a sign.
412
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,417
Duncan, you only got stabbed
by a fork.
413
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,506
OK? Grow up. Move on.
414
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,986
Not taking no
for an answer is--
415
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,292
sometimes the answer
really is no.
416
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164
If the spider could talk,
he would say to me,
417
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,035
go down swinging.
418
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,341
But why go down at all?
419
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,734
Duncan, you're worth
a lot of money.
420
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,084
Go enjoy your life.
I don't know--play pickleball.
421
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,086
Take up quilting
on the Riviera or wherever.
422
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,134
Oh, you're incepting me,
aren't you?
423
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,135
Pickleball?
424
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,701
Yeah, very clever.
425
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,703
I hear your words
behind your words.
426
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,313
There are no words
behind my words.
427
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,794
I--
428
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,672
God damn.
429
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:16,066
Like you crawled
out of Satan's piss hole.
430
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,853
All right,
little spawn of Satan.
431
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,073
Respect.
432
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,077
♪ Yeah ♪
433
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,865
You're the man.
Big man.
434
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,180
Hi.
435
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,746
Can I come in?
436
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,139
We can talk?
Yeah?
437
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,575
Oh!
438
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,273
Oh, God!
439
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,839
Get off me!
440
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,406
Jeez. Oh, God.
441
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,842
We are authorized--
442
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,366
- You're filming this?
- To protect Carl.
443
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,410
- He stabbed--
- Mr. Carl Bardolph--
444
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,584
He stabbed me!
445
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,456
Will prosecute
for harassment.
446
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,021
He's--OK!
OK, I comply!
447
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,198
This incident will be
reported to law enforcement.
448
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:03,680
Oh, God, you assholes.
449
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,072
Are you laughing?
450
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,422
You laughing--
you laughing at me?
451
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,597
You can't kill me.
452
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,989
You can't kill me.
453
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,854
Oh, your face.
Do you need some ice?
454
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,770
Yeah, floating in vodka,
four fingers.
455
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,250
And more bunting--
a lot more bunting!
456
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,773
More, yep.
457
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,265
Hey.
458
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,962
There you are.
459
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,224
We got a problem.
460
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,704
SecVa's plane
is still circling.
461
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:16,927
She's delayed
an hour at least.
462
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,800
It's beautiful
and awful, yeah?
463
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,455
The sky was the same color
above the oil fields.
464
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,760
Same smell.
465
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,459
It's like,
I don't know, trap grease?
466
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:27,850
Charred flesh?
467
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,027
You smell that?
468
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,380
It's bacon.
It's pig flesh.
469
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,034
- Oh.
- Are you getting triggered?
470
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,340
Oh, I know
how to ride it out.
471
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,299
I've had 30 years of practice.
472
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,736
Ruffery, how we doing?
How's it going?
473
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:43,824
- Hey.
- How's it looking, huh?
474
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,042
Enough bunting?
475
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,392
Really wanted it to be
like a shock
476
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,089
of red, white, and blue,
you know?
477
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,265
Like Betsy Ross exploded.
478
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,613
You know, I think
it's the right amount.
479
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:52,833
Great, great.
480
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,225
I was thinking
maybe it would be swell
481
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,749
if we get the camera guys
getting me greeting SecVa.
482
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,360
And then maybe she could go
to the reporters
483
00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,970
and say how I'm a hero
to heroes,
484
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,711
you know,
being a successful guy,
485
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:02,930
helping, helping.
486
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,671
- Sure. Sure.
- Yeah.
487
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,108
Listen, SecVa is delayed,
OK, 'cause--
488
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,152
- What?
- 'Cause of the smoke.
489
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,371
No.
490
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,068
Where--where's the--
the know-how?
491
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:14,681
I mean, blow it out with, like,
one of those tactical fans.
492
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,334
I don't know.
Just do it!
493
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,815
Hey, what happened
to your face?
494
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,296
What happened to your face?
495
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,601
Just get her.
Just get her.
496
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,518
Hoo-ha.
Do it.
497
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,216
'Merica!
498
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,696
Don't--don't ask people
to dance, OK?
499
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,044
No one's gonna want to dance.
500
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,262
Just--you'll look stupid.
501
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,613
Wasn't going to.
502
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,875
Yeah, and keep it classy.
Nothing French.
503
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:36,964
The caterers are not happy.
504
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,574
Who is?
505
00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,097
They're saying
they can't breathe--
506
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,925
the smoke from the fires.
507
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,971
Tell them--
tell them the fires will
508
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,103
give the meat a smoke flavor.
509
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,976
You know, pork charred with
old growth giant sequoia rub.
510
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,281
You know?
Right?
511
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,543
You don't see that
on the menu every day.
512
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:52,848
I've never seen it.
513
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:53,762
- Go!
- Great.
514
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:54,851
OK.
515
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:58,246
OK, she's landing.
516
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,116
Oh, yes, yes.
OK, good.
517
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,380
What kind of music
does SecVa like?
518
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,598
We can--
- What?
519
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,774
You know, anthems,
country, dubstep?
520
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,819
She likes--
hey, do we have dubstep?
521
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,038
I actually--
You know?
522
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,389
- Oh, uh,
- Don't you--
523
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,999
- Flag on the play.
- What--
524
00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:16,219
OK, it turns out that she had
two events booked tonight,
525
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:20,094
and due to the delay,
she can't make it to both.
526
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:23,750
So she's choosing one
that's not mine?
527
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,273
Yeah, yeah.
528
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,882
You gotta be shitting me.
529
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:29,319
You have to be.
530
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,976
OK, who's the lucky fella?
Hmm?
531
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,848
It's, uh--it's Spookle.
532
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,417
They do our social media stuff,
and--
533
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,940
you know, it's a big contract, actually.
534
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,812
I mean, you know, bigger--
535
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,075
Just open it.
I don't care.
536
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,294
- Duncan. Duncan.
- What? What?
537
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,860
Maybe if you called her--
538
00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:50,733
I'm not begging the ugly girl
to go out with me, OK?
539
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,168
Spookle!
- OK.
540
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:53,301
Spookle?
541
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,869
Are you--
542
00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,087
The guests are
starting to arrive.
543
00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:58,261
Yeah, tell them to go home!
It's done!
544
00:23:58,262 --> 00:23:59,394
It's over.
It's over.
545
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,830
Shut it down, DJ Dipshit.
546
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,004
Unplug it.
It's done.
547
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,310
Party's over.
Party's over.
548
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,226
Put everything down.
Party is over!
549
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,706
Do not take photos.
550
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,402
Party's fucking done.
551
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,237
Thank you.
552
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,938
Pig flying.
553
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,208
Needed to lock in SecVa, Tom.
554
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,689
Bag her, hijack her
to a black site,
555
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,213
and waterboard the bitch
till you seal the deal.
556
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,389
It's called salesmanship.
557
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,348
I promise one drink,
and we'll go.
558
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,872
Thank you.
559
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,700
Oh, look who it is,
the architect
560
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:49,749
of my bloody
government contract.
561
00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:51,794
Hi, Martin.
- Hi, Duncan.
562
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:53,970
Oh, Nena, hi.
563
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,320
Forgot I invited you.
564
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,540
Barry, can you show Nena out?
565
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,107
And tell our guests to go home
and lock the doors.
566
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,500
Thanks.
567
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,864
What happened?
568
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,039
Oh, this?
569
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,389
Investor recruitment.
570
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,523
A hard no, I take it?
571
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,568
Yep.
572
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,265
Nobody wants Dunky.
573
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:31,747
Not you, not--not your VA.
574
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,966
Sorry.
575
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:36,796
There were circumstances.
576
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,449
Jesus, can it go any lower?
577
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,365
It's like I was benched by
the wheelchair basketball team.
578
00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:44,585
The deal's not dead.
579
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,676
Yeah.
580
00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,418
God, Martin's weird.
581
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:54,161
Aren't we all?
582
00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:02,516
Where's Lili?
583
00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:05,172
Obsessively watching news
over the fire.
584
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,043
- Mm.
- Yeah.
585
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:10,524
And she knew
you were gonna be here.
586
00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,179
If we were only doing
half the things
587
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:15,704
she thinks we're doing.
588
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,012
Such a waste, though,
589
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:22,189
serving a sentence
without committing a crime.
590
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:28,412
This is where
the engineers work.
591
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:30,240
Messy.
592
00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:32,678
"If a cluttered desk is
a sign of a cluttered mind,
593
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,941
what then is an empty desk
a sign of?"
594
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,290
Einstein.
595
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:39,119
Very good, Xander.
596
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,424
Hey, let's go talk to him.
597
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,267
Are you all right?
598
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,486
Do you need--
599
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,881
I don't know--
600
00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,622
water or--
601
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:07,364
Ask if he's experiencing
acute anxiety.
602
00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:08,975
Sorry.
603
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:12,630
My--it's a--
604
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,024
his name is Alexander.
605
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,505
He's a friend.
606
00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:20,595
Are you with--it was the VA.
607
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,074
That's right.
608
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:25,382
I'm guessing
you're a veteran of war.
609
00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:27,602
- First Gulf.
- I see
610
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,604
Did you kill anyone?
- Xander.
611
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,519
What the hell is this?
612
00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,695
Did your tour of duty end
during or after
613
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:35,436
Operation Desert Storm?
614
00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,090
Is that thing recording me?
615
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,657
It's not recording.
616
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,181
It's learning.
617
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:44,574
You're teaching him about war.
618
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,361
Is that all right?
619
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,494
Would you like to talk to him?
620
00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,497
Nah, I don't like his face.
621
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,848
"It is only those who have
neither fired a shot
622
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,677
"nor heard the shrieks
and groans of the wounded
623
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:02,593
who cry aloud for blood,
more vengeance..."
624
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,595
both: "More desolation."
625
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,032
"War is hell."
626
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:11,037
It's General Sherman.
627
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,343
What's your name, soldier?
628
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,302
Tom.
629
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,223
Do you want to sit down?
630
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,057
I'm just
631
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:35,322
not doing something right.
632
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,019
For the life of me, I--
633
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:40,109
I don't know what it is.
634
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,850
Just--
635
00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,507
You're Duncan bloody Park.
636
00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,247
I know.
637
00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,294
You're not perfect.
638
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:55,907
But you're impossible
to ignore.
639
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:58,127
That counts for a lot.
640
00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:03,262
Go home.
641
00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:05,439
Get some rest.
You look appalling.
642
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:06,614
It's pronounced appealing.
643
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,095
Both.
644
00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:13,142
- OK.
- At the same time.
645
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,231
I'm gonna go find Martin.
646
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,797
- Who?
- Martin.
647
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,104
I know.
648
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:31,943
It's--ugh.
649
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,689
Can I help you?
650
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,561
Hmm?
No, I'm good.
651
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:44,870
I'm just conducting
an experiment.
652
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,915
Is that a therapy bot?
653
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:50,309
Well...
He's whatever he wants to be.
654
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,702
His name is Alexander.
655
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,792
He's AGI.
656
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:57,143
Bullshit.
That's years away.
657
00:29:57,273 --> 00:30:01,103
He has his own thoughts,
own feelings.
658
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,802
Been raising him,
curating his intake
659
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:06,195
with great care and affection.
660
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,111
Martin.
661
00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:10,547
Can we go?
662
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,119
What are we looking at?
663
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,341
Alexander just leapt forward
in real-time evolution.
664
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,434
My gosh.
665
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,175
Hey, Anushka,
have you seen Tom?
666
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,614
What's happening?
667
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:40,403
Your friend is the first
real-world test case
668
00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:44,451
for a kind of neurocompanion
I created.
669
00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:46,191
The fuck he is.
670
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:49,978
Hey.
- Oh, no.
671
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:52,023
Jeffery, Jeffery,
Jeffery, Jeffery, it's fine.
672
00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:54,940
It's fine.
673
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:19,399
Did you--did you do it?
674
00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:20,966
No.
675
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,011
Orson.
676
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,666
You poop all the time.
You're always pooping.
677
00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:28,234
But all of a sudden, you can't?
678
00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:31,062
It doesn't work like that.
679
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:33,804
Sometimes I just--
you know, I get--
680
00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,460
Maybe go for a walk.
681
00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,898
Get things moving.
You could take the dog.
682
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:45,207
What?
683
00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:46,861
I bet if your dad asked you to,
you'd poop.
684
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,253
Oh, my gosh.
Please just leave.
685
00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:51,170
Oh, my gosh.
Watch your attitude.
686
00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:52,258
I don't like it.
687
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:36,215
I've been thinking.
688
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:41,437
Perhaps I've squeezed
all I can out of Cupertino.
689
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,571
Reached the edge of the map
there, if I'm being honest.
690
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,181
Well, when you're as high
and mighty as they are,
691
00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,922
easy to miss what's happening
on the ground.
692
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,838
Exactly.
693
00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:55,669
Like, what you did tonight
694
00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,193
with Alexander and Tom--
695
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,108
huge, Martin.
696
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,587
Bravo.
697
00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:04,504
I mean, when was the last time
we saw tech help?
698
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:13,295
I know tech changed the world,
but so did the bubonic plague.
699
00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:19,562
Truth be told,
700
00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:22,130
what have we actually
made better?
701
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,088
Did we spread knowledge?
702
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,134
No.
703
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,744
People used to occasionally
agree on truth.
704
00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:36,188
Are we more tolerant of those
different from ourselves?
705
00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,364
Please.
706
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,410
Absolutely blew it on climate.
707
00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,326
Data centers emit
more greenhouse gas
708
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:47,764
than all of air travel.
709
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,245
And have we made the lives
of our children better?
710
00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:52,812
Provably, no.
711
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,815
But we can have Q-tips
at our door in an hour.
712
00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:57,035
Huzzah for us.
713
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:05,086
But you've--
you've actually done something
714
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:06,392
that might be different.
715
00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:12,267
The bubonic plague made way
for the Renaissance
716
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,922
and gave us
Jack Russell terriers.
717
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,882
Well, I was just wondering
if I should finally collaborate
718
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,754
with you on Alexander.
719
00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:26,281
All right,
let's not cross streams.
720
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,153
You know?
721
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,939
Xander is--he's my thing.
722
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,462
No, I--Martin.
723
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:36,857
I know.
724
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,902
You're the creator.
725
00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:44,256
And it could be something
we can do together.
726
00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:45,996
In February of last year,
you told me
727
00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,824
Xander looked like
if a jelly bean had
728
00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:50,000
delusions of grandeur.
729
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,874
Then in June of this year,
you asked if I modeled him
730
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:58,008
on a toddler's chew toy.
731
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,010
You remember?
732
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,668
No?
733
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,452
I do.
734
00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:32,608
No.
735
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,567
No.
736
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:36,699
Duncan.
737
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:39,398
Duncan, the house, it's gone.
- Hmm?
738
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:42,140
Early this morning,
they had to abandon it.
739
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:45,708
Oh, my God, it's all gone.
740
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,457
I'll build a new one.
741
00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:58,547
I don't want a new one.
742
00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:03,291
Well, you can't have
what's gone, so--
743
00:36:03,378 --> 00:36:06,164
Thanks so much.
744
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,691
Very comforting.
745
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,823
The house we got married in,
and what did you do?
746
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,348
What did you do there, Lili?
Huh?
747
00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:17,914
You ate some pruned Danish?
748
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,612
Is that--
749
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,831
Are you being--
750
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,398
OK, are you being serious?
751
00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:24,878
Yes!
752
00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,009
Yes.
753
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:27,663
Yes, I am.
754
00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,926
- OK.
- Very serious.
755
00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:32,538
It wasn't at the house.
756
00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:36,063
Despite our arrangement, which
was your idea, by the way.
757
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,194
I wouldn't do that.
758
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,674
- Where was it then?
- I told you--
759
00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:40,022
- Where did you and Lars--
- I told you, the mud baths!
760
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,590
Oh, like a pig, right?
761
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,244
Great. Great.
762
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,333
Yeah, I guess
your fear of UTIs is cured.
763
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,901
- You are disgusting!
- Oh.
764
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,556
And just so you know,
mud is antimicrobial.
765
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,432
Waste of my fucking time.
766
00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:01,131
That house was ours!
767
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,785
It was ours.
768
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:03,917
'Sup?
769
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,488
I heard the news.
770
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:10,576
I'm so sorry.
771
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:19,933
Thank you, sweet Thelma.
772
00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:25,591
Oh, cashmere hoodie
on the bench
773
00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,419
is obviously not for wash.
774
00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:28,811
OK.
775
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:35,818
God.
776
00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,820
Come on!
777
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:40,649
Headphones.
778
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,259
Lili, please.
779
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,001
Everyone wins with headphones.
780
00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:47,308
You love his music.
781
00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,179
This was our first concert!
782
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,093
What is wrong with you?
Seriously.
783
00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:54,097
He's sad cowboy, goth shit.
784
00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,055
He's--
785
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,144
Dead!
786
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,279
- What did you--
- There was a spider.
787
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,108
Get out.
Out!
788
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,588
Out.
789
00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,825
We're gonna give him a
twilight sedative for his drip.
790
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,087
OK.
791
00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:29,089
Might make him
a little loopy.
792
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,786
What if I say something?
793
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,701
Like what?
794
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,573
I don't know.
795
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:38,011
Something that I know that I--
796
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,143
maybe you don't know I know.
797
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:42,624
Oh, sweetie.
I'll--I'll plug my ears.
798
00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:48,717
Oh, yeah.
Here's the--
799
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,459
here.
800
00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,113
Samples are handled
by the lab tech.
801
00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:54,419
I'm not a lab tech.
802
00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:55,768
Oh.
803
00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:57,378
OK, so where do I--
- In the lab.
804
00:38:57,465 --> 00:39:00,163
Just a couple more,
and we're done.
805
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,427
Hirsch Pavilion East,
one building over.
806
00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,298
You better get it there.
They go to lunch at 12:00.
807
00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,039
Past that, we'll have
to collect a whole nother one.
808
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:07,910
Oh, yeah, and, you know,
he had a lot of trouble
809
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,348
getting the--
810
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:11,610
OK.
811
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:14,177
Well, I will take the sample.
812
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:17,093
I--oh, just call me,
OK, if you're feeling--
813
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,051
You rushed me out
without my phone.
814
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:22,011
Oh, right.
Here, have mine.
815
00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,622
Just call me
if you're feeling--
816
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,275
I'll have your phone.
817
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,103
Right. OK.
818
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:30,672
Well, I'll be right back, so
just watch a show or something.
819
00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:32,151
Don't buy anything.
820
00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:33,414
I love you.
821
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,520
Where's my mom?
822
00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:54,695
She's not here, buddy.
823
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,273
What?
824
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:16,370
both: Ten, nine, eight...
825
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:21,375
Seven, six...
826
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,564
Uh--
827
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:39,001
where the hell is 1582?
828
00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:41,090
Hey.
Hey.
829
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,395
Hey!
830
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,182
Hey!
831
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:47,880
Where's 1582?
832
00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:06,681
Oh.
833
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:08,204
Oh, please.
834
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:09,684
We don't take samples
during lunch.
835
00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:10,729
Oh, my God!
836
00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:11,947
Please.
837
00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:13,427
Please, I got lost.
838
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,864
Please? Please.
839
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,434
OK.
840
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,131
Look, I bend the rules
for you,
841
00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,654
you're gonna tell someone.
842
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:25,352
Then I got to do it
for everyone.
843
00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,962
Look, I--you went to school
to--to help people.
844
00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:29,617
Right? So did I.
845
00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:31,576
And elbows deep
in other people's shit is--
846
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:33,012
is not how you thought
it would go.
847
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:36,406
I--I really get it.
848
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,062
But you can help me. A person.
849
00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:43,109
And it's my son's excrement,
so two people.
850
00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:47,592
It's rules.
851
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,597
Yeah.
852
00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:54,207
Rules.
853
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,084
Yeah.
854
00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:03,259
Thank you. Thank you.
855
00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,174
Thank you. Thank you.
856
00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,655
Thank you.
857
00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:08,917
You don't have
an extra mask, do you?
858
00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:11,353
It's--it's nasty out there.
859
00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:14,052
♪ Heaven knows me
860
00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:15,881
♪ I walk the street
861
00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:19,537
Yes!
862
00:42:19,624 --> 00:42:24,454
♪ And I can't bear it
evermore ♪
863
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,068
♪ Heaven keep me ♪
864
00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:31,113
♪ Out through this dream ♪
865
00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:38,773
♪ And I can't bear it
evermore ♪
866
00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:42,690
Hey, bud.
867
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:43,735
A little woozy?
868
00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:45,258
Give me thumbs-up.
869
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,784
Well, stay down.
870
00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,439
Can't hurt
if you don't remember.
871
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,504
Mm, yup.
872
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,810
JoAnne.
873
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:17,029
Mm-hmm.
874
00:43:17,116 --> 00:43:19,292
Jesus, Jojo.
875
00:43:19,379 --> 00:43:21,642
This--it--it shouldn't be
this difficult
876
00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:22,687
to get ahold of you.
877
00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:26,908
I--I lost, um, a friend.
878
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:28,518
Kind of. Kind of.
879
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:32,740
Well, he--he wasn't human,
but I'm still miserable.
880
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:36,788
OK, you picked Bardolph,
right?
881
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,746
And it has been a disaster.
882
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,008
Like, he hates me.
883
00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:41,836
I--I don't even know why.
884
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:45,405
Because you are a bad man.
885
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:50,149
A bad, bad, bad man.
886
00:43:51,846 --> 00:43:53,760
Is this Orwell?
887
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:56,503
No one likes you.
888
00:43:56,590 --> 00:44:01,639
Not even you.
889
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:02,944
I like me.
890
00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:06,208
I--did your mom say
she didn't like me?
891
00:44:06,295 --> 00:44:07,427
Did she tell you that?
892
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:09,255
Get her.
893
00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:12,171
Arrivederci, douchey douche.
894
00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,356
Ah, to hell with this.
895
00:44:23,443 --> 00:44:25,184
Hey!
896
00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:27,490
Shit.
897
00:44:30,798 --> 00:44:33,409
You would not believe
898
00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:36,499
what I have just been through.
899
00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:39,024
OK.
900
00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:40,329
Oh, my God.
901
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,591
You're all done.
902
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,768
Let's go home.
903
00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:45,378
You must be starving.
904
00:44:45,465 --> 00:44:47,859
Oh, my God.
So first, that bitchy nurse--
905
00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,040
Is that ramen?
906
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,171
Mm-hmm.
907
00:44:57,172 --> 00:45:00,088
Oh, I love ramen.
908
00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:03,396
You remembered.
909
00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:04,832
Dad never gets it for me.
910
00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:07,181
Well...
911
00:45:07,182 --> 00:45:08,531
Thanks, Mom.
912
00:45:08,618 --> 00:45:10,055
You're the best.
913
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:14,799
What'd they put
in those meds of yours?
914
00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:17,322
Oh, yeah.
That stuff was great.
915
00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:18,803
Yeah.
916
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,935
Well, enjoy the ride.
No refills.
917
00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:23,198
How about only Tuesdays
and Thursdays?
918
00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,380
Shit.
919
00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:34,906
Oh, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
920
00:45:36,951 --> 00:45:41,608
I--I completely forgot
an appointment
921
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:42,783
with a client today.
922
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,785
It's--damn it.
923
00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:46,439
Oh, it's OK.
924
00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,832
No regrets.
925
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:52,967
I was right where
I was supposed to be.
926
00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:54,926
Hello?
927
00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:57,929
Yeah. Yeah.
928
00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,147
So fast.
929
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:08,460
Well, that can't be.
930
00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:11,290
That--that's not possible.
931
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:15,076
Are you sure?
932
00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:20,603
Yep.
933
00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,431
No.
934
00:46:22,518 --> 00:46:23,432
Thank you.
935
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:24,694
Ye--yes, I will.
936
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,174
I will follow up.
937
00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:35,618
That was the lab.
938
00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:43,017
Say it.
939
00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:44,149
Say what you did.
940
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,155
Well, I know
it wasn't Zeus's idea.
941
00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:56,161
You gave me dog shit?
942
00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:57,684
I'm sorry.
943
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:58,946
Why?
944
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,167
Why?
945
00:47:37,506 --> 00:47:39,073
What do you want, Duncan?
946
00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:42,815
What are you talking about?
947
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,690
His name is Orson.
948
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:52,173
And I strongly advise you
to not even talk about my son.
949
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:54,697
Do you hate me
that much, JoAnne?
950
00:47:54,828 --> 00:47:56,568
And if so, I'm just wondering
951
00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:58,396
if you wanted Bardolph
to hurt me.
952
00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,225
Was that your intention?
953
00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:02,140
I--
954
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,969
I was hoping an unproductive
and, if necessary,
955
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,493
unpleasant interaction would,
yes, lead you to see
956
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:08,973
that this is not tenable.
957
00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:10,496
You needed to see that.
958
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,586
You wanted him
to humiliate me?
959
00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:16,502
You despise me that much?
960
00:48:16,589 --> 00:48:19,505
You are the one
blackmailing me, remember?
961
00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:20,680
No.
962
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,422
No, I offered you
a partnership.
963
00:48:23,509 --> 00:48:26,120
Are--
are you hearing yourself?
964
00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:29,428
You--you seriously can't be
that much of a moron.
965
00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:32,387
I'm not the one
who did insider trading
966
00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,607
on a stupid
commercial brokerage app.
967
00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:37,262
I'm not the health care
professional who set up
968
00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,351
cage matches
between my patients.
969
00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:43,050
No, because I didn't sign up
for group therapy Thunderdome.
970
00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:46,313
You threatened
my livelihood, my family.
971
00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:48,577
I am only human, Duncan.
And I was right.
972
00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,275
I knew Carl wouldn't
suffer a fool like you.
973
00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:51,189
A fool?
974
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:52,320
A fool?
975
00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:58,151
Oh, no.
976
00:48:58,152 --> 00:48:59,719
You don't actually think
you're a genius,
977
00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:00,893
do you, Duncan?
978
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:02,809
A lottery.
979
00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:05,115
That's how you got
a college roommate.
980
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:08,684
That's how you got Hamish,
the actual genius.
981
00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:12,732
So consider yourself absurdly,
982
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,604
unjustly lucky.
983
00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:19,390
My God, you're mean.
984
00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:20,522
Well, I could be mean too,
you know.
985
00:49:20,609 --> 00:49:21,654
OK.
986
00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,047
Fine.
987
00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:24,962
You want to turn me in?
988
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,006
Turn me in.
989
00:49:26,093 --> 00:49:27,877
I will lose my license, yes.
990
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:31,751
But then you know what goes
right out the window?
991
00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:34,493
Doctor-patient confidentiality.
992
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,712
You're afraid of humiliation?
993
00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:41,761
I will air all of your weird,
skid-marked, filthy laundry.
994
00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:44,111
And I will gladly go down,
995
00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:46,070
just so long as I take you
with me.
996
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,897
Why--why--why--
997
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,159
why are you doing this?
998
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,509
Give it up, Duncan.
999
00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:52,032
The world doesn't revolve
around you.
1000
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,251
It never did.
1001
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,340
And if you talk
to my child again,
1002
00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:57,951
I swear to Christ,
I will shoot you dead.
1003
00:49:58,038 --> 00:49:59,039
Fine.
1004
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,171
I'm on my own.
1005
00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:01,433
And I am--
1006
00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:05,567
Always was.
1007
00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:08,005
Always will be.
1008
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,658
- Yes.
- Great.
1009
00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,355
Great, great.
You know what, JoAnne?
1010
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,532
I can work with that.
1011
00:50:13,662 --> 00:50:14,837
Yep.
1012
00:50:14,924 --> 00:50:17,188
Stay tuned.
1013
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:44,345
God damn, you're ugly.
1014
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:52,962
Hey.
1015
00:50:54,921 --> 00:50:56,314
No one but us
stupid enough to come out
1016
00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:59,143
in the middle of this, right?
1017
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:04,844
I figured at least you might,
uh, respect my persistence?
1018
00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:06,323
This guy
bothering you, Carl?
1019
00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:07,890
Yes.
1020
00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:09,457
What do you want me to do?
1021
00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:12,243
Pour that coffee
in his lap, please.
1022
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:13,113
Oh, my God.
He's kidding.
1023
00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,245
He's kidding.
1024
00:51:14,332 --> 00:51:15,768
We're old friends.
1025
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:19,337
♪ I crawled out ♪
1026
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:21,252
You--
1027
00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:25,734
is that--is that Linus Po?
1028
00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:27,345
They are playing him
everywhere.
1029
00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:31,044
Hon, can you just
turn this off?
1030
00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:33,654
Fine.
1031
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:39,966
You know, a couple years back,
I was worth a lot on paper,
1032
00:51:40,053 --> 00:51:42,621
almost as much as you, Carl.
1033
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:45,537
We threw this big,
tits-out, blowout party,
1034
00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:48,888
and I wanted Linus Po to play.
1035
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:51,064
So I offered him
a million bucks,
1036
00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,979
and he said no.
1037
00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:58,376
So I went to 2 million
to 3 million to 4 million.
1038
00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:02,989
And I thought this son
of a bitch couldn't be bought.
1039
00:52:03,076 --> 00:52:07,646
And before giving up, I went
to 4.5, and he said yes.
1040
00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:11,128
And Linus Po came to my house,
my own backyard.
1041
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:14,696
He played three songs,
then walked off stage,
1042
00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,655
flashed me the bird,
double-barreled,
1043
00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:22,661
in front of my employees,
my cofounder, my wife, my dad.
1044
00:52:22,748 --> 00:52:27,970
And he screamed, "You people
are fucking disgusting."
1045
00:52:28,101 --> 00:52:29,885
Ha.
1046
00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:34,542
Well, it messed me up
for a while.
1047
00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:38,677
And then I, uh--
1048
00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,767
I finally went to therapy.
1049
00:52:41,854 --> 00:52:43,856
Yeah.
1050
00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:45,683
I'm not afraid to admit it.
1051
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:47,902
And I realized, you know what?
1052
00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,775
He wasn't giving me the finger.
1053
00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:51,646
He was giving himself
the finger.
1054
00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:54,258
Linus took the money, and man,
that must have burned him,
1055
00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:57,826
because he never--he never made
another record after that.
1056
00:52:57,913 --> 00:52:59,654
I broke him.
1057
00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:03,354
Most people are weak.
1058
00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:04,833
But not you, Carl.
1059
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,792
Not you. No.
1060
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,228
No, you're not.
1061
00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:10,230
You can't tolerate bullshit.
1062
00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,579
You didn't put up with mine,
1063
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,973
and I have the scars
to prove it.
1064
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:16,671
And everyone knows you had your
run-ins with Cupertino Tim.
1065
00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:18,456
If I sell to them,
to Cupertino,
1066
00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:21,720
my legacy would end up
exactly like Linus Po's--
1067
00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:25,245
a loser who can be bought off.
1068
00:53:25,376 --> 00:53:27,073
It's you. You.
1069
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,509
Not them, not Cupertino.
1070
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,554
You.
1071
00:53:29,641 --> 00:53:31,947
I need you.
1072
00:53:32,034 --> 00:53:34,515
And I'm so sure of it.
1073
00:53:34,602 --> 00:53:38,780
7% stake,
10% below market value.
1074
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:43,176
And I get 300 million
capital infusion,
1075
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,612
market credibility,
1076
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,831
and someone
I deeply, deeply admire
1077
00:53:46,832 --> 00:53:50,531
whispering sweet, uncut wisdom
into my ear.
1078
00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:54,405
We're not just
mining data, Carl.
1079
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:57,756
We're doing the important work
of profiling every single human
1080
00:53:57,886 --> 00:53:58,931
on the planet.
1081
00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:00,280
And what happens after that?
1082
00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:01,977
It's change, change!
1083
00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:04,632
Every single person,
what they want,
1084
00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:08,593
what they think,
what people believe.
1085
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:17,471
Well, you're not
stabbing me, Carl.
1086
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,359
Yes! Yes!
1087
00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,274
Oh! Oh!
1088
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:39,058
Oh, my God!
1089
00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:42,453
You! You!
1090
00:54:56,815 --> 00:55:00,819
RoboTunes,
make me a song of triumph
1091
00:55:00,906 --> 00:55:04,082
in the style of Linus Po,
and put my name in it.
1092
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,270
♪ The Earth swung low
1093
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,619
♪ The sky split in two ♪
1094
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:23,842
♪ But Duncan kept walking
as great men do ♪
1095
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,974
♪ They said, you can't win ♪
1096
00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:28,237
♪ And he whispered,
we'll see ♪
1097
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,108
♪ And the wind spoke
his name ♪
1098
00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:32,677
♪ Through the teeth
of the trees ♪
1099
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,766
♪ Duncan wore no crown ♪
1100
00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:36,811
♪ No coin or creed ♪
1101
00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:38,856
♪ Just the silence of hunger ♪
1102
00:55:38,857 --> 00:55:41,163
♪ And the ghost of need
1103
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,340
♪ And Duncan walks forward ♪
1104
00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:45,646
♪ The rise of a king ♪
1105
00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,172
Carl Bardolph is coming.
1106
00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:51,391
He's one of us!
1107
00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:57,571
- What were you at Harvard?
- I never went to Harvard.
1108
00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:00,095
You were with Duncan Park.
What were you two up to?
1109
00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:02,924
I'm headed back
into the game, so thank you.
1110
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,709
Alvin died.
1111
00:56:04,839 --> 00:56:06,580
The landlord?
1112
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:08,626
I don't want to lose
our home.
1113
00:56:08,713 --> 00:56:11,803
Why don't we show Mr. Bardolph
the power of Noted?
1114
00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:13,152
Duncan, shut up!
1115
00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:20,333
What a douche.
1116
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:23,249
Orson Barack Stern.
1117
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,209
Mom!
What were you watching?
1118
00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,994
Naked... people.
1119
00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:35,130
In episode three,
Joanne tries to be a good mom.
1120
00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:37,481
Oh, my God, for five minutes,
you can hold it in.
1121
00:56:37,611 --> 00:56:38,699
No, I can't!
1122
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,701
Orson has IBS.
1123
00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:43,487
He's got difficulty
with his stomach.
1124
00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:45,924
It's part of the reason
why he doesn't want to be
1125
00:56:46,054 --> 00:56:47,665
a matriculating student
at this place.
1126
00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:49,623
It's really embarrassing
for him,
1127
00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:51,756
and it's like something
he is really insecure about.
1128
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:55,803
So there's a need
for parental guidance here.
1129
00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:59,416
Orson needs to know
that his mother has his back,
1130
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:02,462
and she shows
that by sort of corralling him
1131
00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:05,073
to a Stanford doctor.
1132
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,510
You get a glimpse into
how he feels
1133
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,642
like his mom isn't there
for him,
1134
00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,470
and how he feels like
her problems are always bigger
1135
00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:12,820
than his problems
and like she matters more.
1136
00:57:12,907 --> 00:57:14,779
It doesn't exactly feel
1137
00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:18,609
like a nurturing response
to his ailments.
1138
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,828
Samples are handled
by the lab tech.
1139
00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:23,309
You better get it there.
They go to lunch at 12:00.
1140
00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:26,704
It's another instance
of someone's hubris,
1141
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,357
Joanne's in this case,
1142
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:31,012
"I can fix this problem,"
confronting
1143
00:57:31,099 --> 00:57:33,188
and colliding with reality.
1144
00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:36,278
There's a firestorm
going on outside.
1145
00:57:36,409 --> 00:57:38,411
There's wildfires,
the air is terrible,
1146
00:57:38,498 --> 00:57:42,154
and she's going to get the poop
there on time no matter what.
1147
00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:45,026
And we see
this fantastic montage of her
1148
00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:47,464
going to the hospital.
1149
00:57:47,594 --> 00:57:50,510
And it's, I think, a moment
where we really feel for Joanne,
1150
00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:52,860
and she does
this little victory dance
1151
00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:56,124
after she convinces the lab guy
to take the stool sample.
1152
00:57:56,908 --> 00:57:59,040
- Yes!
- To me, what she's
1153
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:01,652
saying in that moment is,
"Damn it, I'm a good mother."
1154
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:05,960
You would not believe
what I have just been through.
1155
00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:10,835
Action.
1156
00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:12,489
Can he do it with this?
Is that good enough?
1157
00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,578
Because I need blood
on this fork.
1158
00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:17,929
In episode three, Duncan goes
from pursuing Bardolph...
1159
00:58:18,016 --> 00:58:19,713
Duncan Park.
Hypergnosis.
1160
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,715
...to being stabbed by him.
1161
00:58:21,846 --> 00:58:23,500
Because with a forward
facing data analytics output...
1162
00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:25,153
Oh!
1163
00:58:27,242 --> 00:58:29,201
Oh!
Cut!
1164
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,291
And then eventually
bagging him.
1165
00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:34,598
And it's all
about relentlessness.
1166
00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:38,515
And his teacher in all
of this is a spider
1167
00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:41,996
that he finds and tries
to kill repeatedly in his sink.
1168
00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:49,743
If the spider could talk,
it would say to me,
1169
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:51,658
"Go down swinging."
1170
00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,138
But why go down at all?
1171
00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:54,879
Duncan, you're worth
a lot of money.
1172
00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,837
Go enjoy your life.
I don't know. Play pickleball.
1173
00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:59,884
Yeah. Very clever. I hear your
words behind your words.
1174
00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:01,973
There are no words
behind my words.
1175
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:06,368
And ultimately learns
the value of you can't kill me
1176
00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,588
and never stop coming back.
1177
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:10,895
And that's what
he does with Bardolph.
1178
00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:14,638
I need you,
and I'm so sure of it.
1179
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:17,728
Well, you're not
stabbing me, Carl.
1180
00:59:18,816 --> 00:59:19,860
In the end, he wins.
1181
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,650
One of my favorite aspects
of his victory
1182
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:29,261
there is he walks out
into a world on fire.
1183
00:59:29,391 --> 00:59:31,393
Yes, yes!
1184
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:32,830
Oh, oh!
1185
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,093
Oh, my God!
80071
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