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What is going on with you today?

You seem like really giddy and happy.

What's going on?

What do you mean?

I mean, I've known you for a long time and you never are this happy.

Oh, it's nothing.

Really?

You've been my stepdad for five years. You can't just tell me it's nothing. I

know you way better.

What's going on?

Why are you so excited?

Well, if you really must know, I've got a date.

Oh.

A date, huh?

Yeah, Kate, it's been a while.

It's been too long, huh?

I mean, it's been three years.

It's been a while, right? Yeah, bless her.

Yeah, well, I guess, you know, that's good. That's good.

That's why I'm excited.

Yeah. I've got to get out there.

Yeah, I guess you're right. It's been a while.

Yeah. That's good.

And I've been challenging this girl now for six months.

Six months?

Well, give or take, yeah. Wow.

Okay, wow.

Yeah, I mean, it's taken us a while to get there, but, you know.

Yeah. I mean, what can I say? I mean, we're finally going to meet up tonight,

so. Yeah, well. That's good.

I guess if you're, you know, happy, then that's great. I'm happy for you.

Yeah, I mean, the idea, I mean, if you must know, I mean, Shelley, that's her

name, she's going to, she's going to come, she's going to come here tonight.

Yeah, okay.

She's going to come this evening.

So I'm going to brush up and put on my, put on my black rag. All right.

I'm going to run a few errands. Okay.

And, uh,

I will be out of your way.

You can do your thing.

All righty.

So, I think if you need anything, it's all in the fridge. We've got enough

right? Yeah. Okay, so we've got enough milk.

All right, so my protein powder will get on those.

Okay.

Yeah. So... We're good to it. We've got a busy night.

Hot day.

All right. Cool.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

All right, so...

See you in a bit.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Listen, Kelly.

I'm sorry, but I don't think that we should

meet tonight.

Actually, I don't think we should meet.

I would appreciate it if you lost

my number.

And female.

Thanks.

Dad, what's up?

Are you getting ready for your date?

I certainly am.

Is the chair okay?

Yeah, I like it. Want some help? Not too much? No, I like it. It looks really

good on you.

Thanks.

Yeah, let me just help you with it, though. I'll button it for you.

Yeah, you're cleaning up pretty well.

Yeah. That's very funny.

Well, you know.

Am I a sexy dad now?

Well,

hey, the shoe fits.

Hey, you've got to get something working, right?

So what time are we meeting?

Well, she'll be coming here, I think... You think?

Yeah, I thought.

That's it.

Hasn't it?

Yeah. No boobies at the back?

Nope. Okay.

Alright, wish me luck.

Alright. She'll be here any minute now. I think I left her. Oh, Christ. I must

have forgotten.

I know you don't like it behind your eyes.

Okay, bye. Have fun.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Shut up.

Have you seen a caller or anything?

I don't know. That's the crazy thing.

It's just not like a... It's very, very, very, very strange.

Yeah. I'm not quite sure what's going on.

I can't get a hold of her. I'm trying to text her.

Should nothing, nothing matter?

I don't know, I mean, I was... And you know me, I'm so excited about this. It's

like... I can really feel this going on. This is the one, you know? It's like...

For God's sake, I haven't... I mean, how long has it... Since I've not been

dating her, I'm just like...

Eight years, I guess.

You know, it's long past, so... I know, right? And I'm just thinking this is it,

because, you know, I need to get back into a nice flow of, like, doing things,

you know, for myself.

Yeah. Yeah.

As much as, you know, you don't need to get up.

Like... Dad, I'm sorry.

Oh, dear, what have you got me so... Let's go.

Let's go.

I can't deal with you.

Okay, you know, I have to tell you something. I have to tell you something.

I actually, like, I don't know how to say it. I kind of sabotaged your

date.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm sorry.

What are you thinking?

I kind of got on your...

I am saying nothing here until you don't want to talk to her anymore.

Why would you do that?

I don't know. I just, I don't know. I don't know why I did it. I just think

maybe we just have this bond and we've been, you know, we've been in my life

so long and it's been two years since mom and I, I don't know. I guess I just

got it.

And there's me thinking, I'm going crazy here thinking, you know,

What do they do? What's wrong?

It's honestly... So, what did you tell her, for God's sake? I mean, why did you

not show up? I just told her that you didn't want to talk anymore.

For God's sake, Kate. I'm sorry, that was really long.

It's not your kind of behaviour.

I know, I think I just got a little, like, jealous, maybe.

Jealous? I mean, come on. What have you got to be jealous about? I mean, thank

God, for God's sake. I love you.

As my own daughter, okay?

But I feel like we spend so much time together that we kind of, like... I

know, maybe I'm crazy.

No, no, no.

I understand what you're saying. You feel like I'm going to bring another

into my life that, you know, I'm going to forget about you. I'm not going to

forget about you, for God's sake. You're always going to be my stepdaughter.

That's it.

Period. But listen to me.

I need some bonding time too.

I need to be familiar with a woman. It's like, I haven't done it in such a...

Why can't you be, like, familiar with me?

Listen to what you're saying, Katie. What? I'm just saying.

How can I be familiar with you?

I mean, but you don't think I'm pretty?

No, no, don't think me wrong. I think you're gorgeous. You're absolutely

gorgeous. Then what's the problem?

I mean, it wouldn't be the right thing. But you want to have blood.

I know.

Directly. And I mean, I don't know. I kind of look like my mom.

Well, after Pitt, you remind me too much.

So, I mean, I don't know. Is there, like, an issue with that?

Very. What? Very much so.

What?

I can't help it. You're... I just can't help it. I don't know. I guess I'm just,

like, crazy, but... I don't know. I felt like... She's not bleeding.

I'm just... I don't know, I'm just... Look, I love the quality time that we

together. I like the bonding between the two of us.

Yeah, but why can't it just be... Why can't it be what?

What? You're saying you've never thought of me in this way at all?

Like, yeah, like, I don't know.

Have you seen me, like, in my bra and panties?

Yeah. Getting ready and stuff? Yeah.

The thought never crossed your mind?

Well, of course, I mean, that's...

I'm as natural as a man can be.

I mean, I couldn't say no.

I mean, between you and all your girlfriends that come around, or

around in your panties.

I mean, I've never really thought about, like, me just kind of... You know?

You're getting it all around.

Well, I mean, is that a bad thing?

It is, because you're taking advantage of me. I'm not taking advantage.

I thought that this was kind of... I'm friggin' horny for a woman right now,

you wrapping me up and touching me right now is, like, making me...

See what's going on here?

Are you getting an erection?

Uh -huh. Sorry. Is that what that is?

Duh.

Well, I mean...

This is fucking crazy, Katie. It's not crazy.

It's not happening.

Shh.

What am I supposed to let happen? What, are you suddenly going to pull out my

cock and then sit and we're all good?

Maybe. You never thought about it? You never thought how it would feel to have

me wrap my hands around your cock?

Wrong. It's so wrong.

It's wrong.

But maybe it would feel right. I don't know.

You never thought about it?

When you think about me, just...

You are a bad

influence.

But, I mean... You're making it worse.

But, I've just thought about how bad I wanted your company for so long.

Oh my God, how can you say that?

I can't help it. We're not blood.

To me, it's not weird.

I just... I don't know.

Mom would go nuts right now.

She doesn't know. And you know what? She would want us to be happy.

Don't you think?

Don't I make you happy?

Does this make you happy?

Yeah.

What about that?

Are you struggling with that?

So much.

You're so bad.

I'm bad?

I'm not the only one getting excited.

The pussy is so wet right now.

Really? Yeah.

What?

You never thought about this before?

I'm just thinking what a fucking crazy moment this is.

You ever thought about me putting my mouth on your cat? Oh my god, don't even

say it.

You never thought about...

So maybe you can forgive me about your date.

Is that a yes?

You are a tease.

You like this?

Yeah, I like them.

You like them?

I caught you looking when I got out of the shower a couple times.

I saw.

You can't deny it.

No.

I'm not being it.

How do you feel?

So what?

I've been thinking about this day for a long time.

Mm -hmm.

Stop it.

But we were tripping with those pants that we thought about before.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Do you want to see what it feels?

Come on, Daddy.

Don't get cold feet now.

Do you want to mess some tummy?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it feels so good.

You like tummy?

Yeah, I love the tummy. It feels good.

You don't like my pussy? No, it's great.

Yeah? Does it feel good on your fingers?

I wonder how good it would feel on your couch.

I feel so bad.

Look at how tight it is.

I feel it, I feel it.

I

have

no idea that I have that on me.

Do you want me to show you how bad I feel?

Why don't you do it all for me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, Danny, that feels so good.

God. I'm so wrong.

Are you stopping me? Does it feel good?

There's nothing to be nervous about.

It's me and your stepdaughter. You know me so well.

Thank you so much.

You have to

forgive me then for ruining your date.

Yes. I forgive you.

Try not to make it a habit, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Put your hair up. Love you, Daria.

Love you more.

You're really doing a lot of comforting now.

You're welcome.