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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:09,287 ( bongos playing ) 2 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:30,614 ♪ Doobie doobie doobie ♪ 3 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,979 ♪ Doo doo doo doobie doo doo ♪ 4 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,447 ♪ Doobie doo doobie doobie doobie dee-doo ♪ 5 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:41,239 ♪ Doobie doo doo doobie doo doo ♪ 6 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,405 ♪Ah.♪ 7 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,977 Guess who's coming back? 8 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,530 That's right-- legendary soul surfer Steve Addington-- 9 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,576 --"The Nature Boy." 10 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,500 After six months of surfing around the world 11 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,039 on the biggest and most famous breaks-- 12 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,043 Teahupoo, Raglan, J-Bay, 13 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,286 Mundaka, Frigates-- 14 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,969 he's surfed it all. 15 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:41,217 Malibu's own Steve Addington is coming home. 16 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,061 The Ben and Barry poster-boy 17 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:46,346 is now signed with surfing icon and television producer 18 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,521 Eddie Zarno. 19 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,640 Malibu, California, 20 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,737 is now hosting the coolest reality show of the summer. 21 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,074 The best surfers from around the globe 22 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,659 will be living in this house... 23 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,115 and partying with these girls. 24 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,327 Welcome back, Add-Man. 25 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,198 We'll see you soon. 26 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,462 ( faint airport security annoucements ) 27 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,503 (Steve humming) 28 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,352 Next. 29 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,233 Occupation? 30 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,317 Surfer. 31 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,320 Is that a job: surfer? 32 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,786 Not really. 33 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,580 What were you doing in Fiji? 34 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,958 Ahh, surfing epic lefts at Frigates. 35 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,626 Where'd the cash come from? 36 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,554 That's from Ben and Barry. 37 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,803 Who's Ben and Barry? 38 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,295 I wear Ben's shorts, right? Surf Barry's boards. 39 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,428 Those dudes send me checks. 40 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,975 How long you staying stateside? 41 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,019 Long enough to catch some buglass, 42 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,142 check in with my bros, keep the stoke. You know? 43 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,854 Stoke? 44 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,650 Stoke. 45 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:21,864 You know. 46 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,074 Uh-huh. 47 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,661 Welcome home. 48 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,488 Yahaha, cool. 49 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,834 Man: Check this out, man. 50 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,589 - ♪ Do you feel it in the sunshine? ♪ - This fucking asshole. 51 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,051 - ♪ Do you feel it in the rain? ♪ - Fuck off, man. 52 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,801 ♪ Do you feel it in the ocean ♪ 53 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,644 ♪ When the waves are clean? ♪ 54 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,850 -( ringing ) - ♪ Do you feel it in the evening I 55 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,822 - I When the moon is up? ♪ - ( phone rings ) 56 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,563 ♪ Do you feel it in your bones ♪ 57 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,436 ♪ When she fills you up?♪ 58 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,314 (coughing ) 59 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,991 ♪ Ooh yeah yeah ♪ 60 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,239 ♪ She breathes good luck ♪ 61 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,951 ♪ Mother Earth, Mother Earth... ♪ 62 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,452 - Hello? - Dude. 63 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,544 Addington! 64 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,801 It's the muffler you wanted. lt's classic. 65 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,917 No, I like it. It's just... 66 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,144 I'm looking for something with a little more boom, 67 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,175 you know? 68 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,589 ♪ Do you feel it when you... ♪ 69 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,337 Get the fuck out of my shop. 70 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,179 ♪ Do you feel it on the mountains?♪ 71 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,147 - I love your hose. - Thank you. 72 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,767 ( cell phone ringing ) 73 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:42,824 - ♪ Do you feel it on the water?♪ - Excuse me. 74 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,409 ( sighs ) 75 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,945 - What? - ♪ Ooh yeah yeah... I 76 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,789 All: Yeah! 77 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:53,115 (all laughing) 78 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,832 Long time! Long time! 79 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,674 ♪ Ooh yeah yeah ♪ 80 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,290 ♪ She's breathes good luck, Mother Earth, Mother Earth ♪ 81 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,749 ♪ She breathes good luck ♪ 82 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,718 ♪ Ooh yeah yeah ♪ 83 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,267 ♪ She breathes good luck ♪ 84 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,731 ♪ Mother Earth, Mother Earth ♪ 85 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,452 ♪ She breathes good luck... ♪ 86 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,615 Man, Addy's home. 87 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,620 - Jacko, man! - Jack. 88 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,668 - Hey, mate. - Yeah. 89 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,628 Where's Luanne and the kids? You bring 'em? 90 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,298 Oh, no, changing diapers, wiping spit-- 91 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:29,888 Beware of what you love, brother, because it can drive you mad. 92 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:33,465 Listen... hey, you talk to Ben and Barry? 93 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,222 No. They stoked? 94 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,343 Stoked? No. They're gone. 95 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,560 - They die? - No no. 96 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,811 They sold out to Eddie Zarno. 97 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:45,533 They're poolside at the Four Seasons in Bali 98 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,895 getting their grendals twisted... 99 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,692 Eddie Zarno-- surfer, Eddie Zarno? He's cool, right? 100 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,186 Well, you know what? We hope he's cool 101 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,449 because, dude, as your manager, 102 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,991 I'm telling you, 103 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,334 we got worries. We got financial worries, bro. 104 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,291 Not today we don't, brother. 105 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,081 I just got back in town. I got no-- 106 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:06,084 - We got worries, dude. - Let's talk business tomorrow. 107 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,047 Definitely tomorrow, bro. 108 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,508 No worries, brother. Come here, give me a hug. 109 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:13,009 - Here we are. - Okay, bro. 110 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,761 -Mmmm! - Okay. 111 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,513 - No worries. - You're right. 112 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,095 I don't know why I'm stressing. Everything's gonna be okay. 113 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,600 Everything's gonna be cool, man. 114 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,192 ( cheering ) 115 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,097 ♪ Ooh yeah yeah ♪ 116 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,265 ♪ She breathes good luck ♪ 117 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,524 ♪ Mother Earth, Mother Earth. ♪ 118 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,193 Hey, Charlie. How's it going? 119 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,872 Man: Hello, Danielle. 120 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,110 I thought we'd talk about your decision to work in Los Angeles. 121 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,705 What's the joke? 122 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,920 California, like "granola"? 123 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,892 What ain't nuts and fruits is flakes. 124 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,053 You could use a little granola, Dad. 125 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,142 When's the last time you wore a pair of shorts out? 126 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,548 Honey, ljust think that you're being rash. 127 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,478 Anything that you can learn there, you can learn at one of my companies. 128 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,057 I mean, Malibu and reality television? 129 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,033 That's-- that's your decision? 130 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,194 Exactly. 131 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,994 Well, I give you one week with those weirdos. 132 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,081 Man: I don't want to be unreasonable, bro, but there's waves. 133 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,946 Okay, but, dude, you have completely tarnished 134 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,824 the California work ethic. 135 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:26,201 Bro, I know you're trying to run a mowing business and all, 136 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,329 - but there's swell. - I just want you to know, dude, 137 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,207 you just harshed my morning mellow, okay? 138 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,425 Jack, please, don't be unreasonable. 139 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,636 l'll mow the fucking lawn later. What's going on-- 140 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,346 Page 35, "Killer Surf." Well, so, 141 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,587 if you get time, why don't you come on in and do yourjob? 142 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:43,941 It's going off in Leo, Jack-- 143 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,106 Dude, when's the last time you had a wave? 144 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,436 There's no telling, bro. 145 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:54,442 I mean, these guys are not exactly committed to lawn care. 146 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,686 Most of these machines are on the fritz. 147 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,618 I got bills up to my crack. 148 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,028 And Luanne is pissed at me. 149 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,407 And just, this Ben and Barry situation-- I'm gonna lose my mind. 150 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,155 - I'm gonna lose my mind. - Let's blow through this, bro. 151 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,628 10 minutes, we're into some decent swell. 152 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:14,969 Dude, let's take a moment and assess the situation. 153 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,706 You have no assets, you have no savings, 154 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:23,310 you rent your Malibu pad and you're way too generous with your cash. 155 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,848 Stuff's like manure, bro: you don't spread it around, 156 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,562 - it starts to-- - --stink up the place. 157 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,812 But, dude, we need fertilizer. 158 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,805 We gotta, like, fertilize the money tree so it can keep growing. 159 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,659 About that, bro, could you float me a few bills, man? 160 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,824 Yeah. Yeah, sure, dude, but look-- 161 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,316 Ah, you know, 162 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,079 Zarno-- we gotta go see him. 163 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,702 And-- and-- and if we don't make a deal, 164 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,670 then we're gonna be wiped out. 165 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,172 Wiped out? Come on, Jacko. 166 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,213 Well-- ooh! No. 167 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,507 But, like, you know, 168 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:03,631 you-- you have got to go shake Zarno's hand. 169 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,230 Okay. Just spend thrifty, okay? 170 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,466 Listen, bro... 171 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,897 Brother, I got no trouble shaking a surfer's hand. 172 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,519 Ha ha ha! 173 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,606 -Mmm. - ( Jack laughing ) 174 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,953 This is Zarno's pad, dude? 175 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,439 ( spits ) 176 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,870 - You cool? - Yeah. 177 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,359 Anyway, it's his reality house. 178 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,371 Dude, the gray on gray... 179 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,285 I mean, like, gray does-- 180 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,714 Something's wrong with these fish, dude. 181 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,554 ( static ) 182 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,009 Gentlemen. 183 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,720 Eddie Zarno. My apologies. 184 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,471 Conference call with the board-- 185 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,442 launch details, marketing emergencies. 186 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,724 - It happens. - Yeah. 187 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,637 I told them to stick it for a minute 'cause Steve Addington 188 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,436 and his representation were in my den. 189 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,310 - And hey, dude, this place rocks. - Yeah. 190 00:10:56,447 --> 00:11:00,317 Man, l was telling Jack, I saw footage of you in Sardinia 191 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,861 crushing Porto Ferro, bro. Man, killer cutback. 192 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,656 Cool, yeah. Now I cut deals. 193 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,909 That's what I'm talking about. 194 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,251 Jack Mayweather. God damn! 195 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,458 Only Steve Addington could have a manager so cool. 196 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,079 - I don't know... - Mr. Zarno? 197 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,166 Excuse me. Yeah? 198 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,262 - Mr. La Rosa's asking for evidence. - Good, right? 199 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,587 Oh, God. All right. Guys, I'm sorry. 200 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,263 I got some more hand-holding to do. Margaret, my assistant, 201 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,432 will show you around, show you the house, 202 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,601 show you the game-- you. Guys, we'll talk soon. 203 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,891 All right? 204 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,264 Cool guy. 205 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,810 Gentlemen? 206 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,523 Follow me. 207 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,563 This is our nerve center. 208 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,277 You can see the entire home here on our monitors-- 209 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:44,648 weight room, kitchen, our spacious grounds. 210 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,867 Ah, that's your room, Steven. 211 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:51,408 You have a perfect view of Malibu's Point Dume from both windows. 212 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,504 ( laughs ) 213 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,709 The house is early Klaus Woo. 214 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,669 - Who? - Woo. 215 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,959 - Oh. - Post-post-modernist revival. 216 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,763 - Jack: Oh. - Notice the strong lines 217 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,468 and the perfect circles, 218 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:07,718 as if to conjure the line of the horizon and the molecules. 219 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,562 The house used to belong to a very distinguished porn star... 220 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,649 This place is so-- 221 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,856 - so... - Okay? 222 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,436 Gentlemen. 223 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,941 This place is so-- 224 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,453 Have you ever experienced a first-person-emersion video game? 225 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,658 l've dropped a few quarters into Donkey Kong. 226 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,620 This place is so... 227 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,581 pretty. 228 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,081 Follow me. 229 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,373 We're calling it "Free Surfer." 230 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,797 It's in beta, available next Christmas. 231 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,588 Catchy title. 232 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,931 Put them on your head. 233 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,512 I don't want to put them on my head. 234 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:50,984 It's the future. 235 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,944 It's the future, brah. Take a peek. 236 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,851 All right. 237 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,227 Welcome to the digital revolution. 238 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,526 Right. 239 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,570 Whoa. 240 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,955 April-May. 241 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:18,325 It's going off. 242 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,422 ( rock song begins ) 243 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,469 ( song sticks ) 244 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,480 Whoa, bro. 245 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,192 You all right? 246 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,404 Ahh. 247 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,783 I don't mean to be complaining 'cause we're not complainers, 248 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,241 but I was curious-- 249 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,701 what exactly do you need Add here for? 250 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,743 Ahhh... 251 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,656 We can simulate surfing, 252 00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:00,384 but we can't simulate great surfing without great surfers. 253 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,916 Oh. Oh. 254 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,010 Now that makes sense. 255 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,795 Please. 256 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,008 - Whoo. - Jack: Ho ho ho ho ho. 257 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,970 - Man: Nice. Nice. - Hey, 258 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,340 Zarno went all out, huh? 259 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,588 Look at this-- that's La Rosa. 260 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:19,020 He's finishing a sequencing session. 261 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,270 That's how we capture your personal surfing style. 262 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,943 That's how we'll create the Addington avatar. 263 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,163 He's a good surfer, man. 264 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,653 - Hard charger. - ( thumps ) 265 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,331 What's happenin', bro? 266 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,865 Thought you'd be better looking, 267 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,082 have longer arms or something. 268 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,753 I can't hear you, bro. 269 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,170 Gracias, mama. 270 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,393 It's my world now, mamao! 271 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,795 Man: We need you in hair and makeup. 272 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,893 Wow. 273 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,047 - Dude looks upset. - Truly. 274 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,017 Man: Okay, people, let's reset the rig-- 275 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,478 Looks cold in there, bro. 276 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,939 - Frigid. - Man: Uh, sorry, 277 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,189 there's no smoking in here. 278 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,483 Brill, shut it. Baker, please. 279 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,860 Addington, continue. 280 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,816 Ben and Barry wouldn't digitize me. 281 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,329 That's Steve Addington. 282 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,201 Brillo, please... - The surfer. 283 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,368 ...I will come over there. 284 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,366 I'll tell you something else, man: 285 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,506 Video games, reality TV, 286 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,667 Free Surfer-- 287 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,256 I mean, what the fuck is that, man? 288 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,006 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room. 289 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,636 - I'm a surfer, dude. - Vic: Yes. 290 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,982 Hi. 291 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,318 - I'm Stacy. - Brillo: G'day. 292 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,534 - This is my friend Danni. - Hello. 293 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,694 - Hey, how are you? - Hey. 294 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,782 Stacy: We're working for the reality show. 295 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,017 - East Coast? - New York. 296 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,571 Do you mind if we shoot you? 297 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,365 No, roll away. 298 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,528 ( Stacy whispering ) 299 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,921 So you're not going to do Free Surfer? 300 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,257 I hear La Rosa's getting over $100,000 in residuals... 301 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,224 - Baker: What? - Vic: $100,000? 302 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,344 - ...and exposure worth twice that. - Yeah! 303 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,463 It's like getting a map to buried treasure. 304 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,090 Except it's not buried. It's dangling there 305 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,807 like a big fat grape. 306 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,428 - I love grapes. - But who picked that grape, bro? 307 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:27,646 Seriously, migrants, you know? Exploited farmers, man. 308 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,818 La Rosa's little niece probably had to pick that grape, man, 309 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,478 - in Oxnard. - Vic: Dude. 310 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,897 Wow. 311 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,066 - Not feeling it. - Vic: Yeah. 312 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,285 Not into it. 313 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,704 I just want to surf, keep the stoke day to day. 314 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,745 Quality thinking, man. 315 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,789 You get all that? 316 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,292 Got it. 317 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,761 Later, East Coast. 318 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,377 - See ya. - Bye. 319 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,434 - Brillo: Nice meeting you. BakerBlowing it. 320 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,757 Blowin' it. 321 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,632 ( bleating ) 322 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,015 - Add-Man. - Farmer Bob. 323 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,729 ( mimics bleating ) 324 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,943 Get in this house. 325 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,612 - From my garden, brother. - Homegrown. 326 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,281 Thank you very much. 327 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,779 Speaking of homegrown-- 328 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,952 "au naturale." 329 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,071 Under the sun-- 330 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,698 Topanga Gold. 331 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,174 Bless the flowers... 332 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,754 - Bless the weed. Amen to that, brother. - ...bless the weed. 333 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,620 How long we got you for? 334 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,787 I'm gonna chill local-style for awhile-- 335 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,086 the summer, at least. Yeah. 336 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,506 The usual for the goats. 337 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,181 Keep 'em on the farm roaming free. 338 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,799 You're way too generous. 339 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,516 They ain't call it "currency" for a reason, brother. 340 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,977 Wanna paddle out? 341 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,518 It's been a while. 342 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,061 ( chuckles ) 343 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,234 I best be about my father's business. 344 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,983 Cool. 345 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,725 Me too, brother. Me too. 346 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,609 - What goes down... - ...gotta come up! 347 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,363 ( mimics bleating ) 348 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,335 ( indistinct chattering ) 349 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,801 April May, look at you. 350 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,643 - Look at you. - Ahh. 351 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,758 Did you feel that wind kick up? 352 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,977 El Niño may be paying us an early visit. 353 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,689 I heard you're gonna be one of the surfers on the reality show. 354 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,440 Nn-nnh. 355 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:38,532 Nah, I'm gonna stay here, surf and work the garden. 356 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,649 Just picture it, okay? 357 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,146 You and me, the stars of it, 358 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,899 -just rulin' it. -Mmm. 359 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,411 Promise me you'll think about it. 360 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,585 ( chuckles ) 361 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,180 Aha ha ha ha. 362 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,142 - To the waves. -Jesus. 363 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,060 She hurts me, bro. 364 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,899 I don't know about her, dudes. 365 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,805 She's the siren, bro. 366 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,783 I want to mark her with my scent like a lemur. 367 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,150 This helps. 368 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,566 Steve: I'm not some ass-clown... 369 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,405 -( laughs) - ...l'm a surfer, dude. 370 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,500 - That's excellent footage. - Stacy: Thanks. 371 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,707 It's really useful stuff. 372 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,748 - ( giggling ) - Kind of a scoop there, isn't it? 373 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,553 Which one of you was behind the camera here at the end? 374 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,838 - Um, you did. - Me. 375 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,091 Stacy: l was actually interviewing and she was-- 376 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,474 - Would you excuse us a minute? - ...video games, reality TV... 377 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,193 - So... Danni, is that right? - Yeah. 378 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,939 You're obviously educated, smart-- 379 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,033 cultured perhaps. 380 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,108 I did my thesis on vertical integration: 381 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,454 owning production through distribution and retail. 382 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,539 Yeah, well, lesson one: 383 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,825 get the content. Well, you know that already, 384 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,580 don't you? 385 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,082 So did Addington say anything else? Anything off-camera? 386 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,165 No, except what he said which was pretty much "No." 387 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,041 Right, well, he's playing hard to get. He'll come around. 388 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,339 They all come around eventually. 389 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,259 Looked like you two had a little moment. 390 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,307 I'm sorry? 391 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,230 I saw the tape, 392 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,518 the way he looked at you. Are you gonna deny it? 393 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,363 Yeah, I deny it. 394 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,904 ( man shouting in background ) 395 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,396 You can go now. 396 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,584 La Rosa: Wave that money! You look so beautiful. Mira. 397 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,171 Ay, coﬁo, mama, you ever taste La Rosa, baby? 398 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,578 It's like Sabritos, but better. That's right! 399 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,077 Pa', Eddie, dila. 400 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,918 ( speaks Spanish ) 401 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,513 - Hey, ladies. - Chocolate y Snowflake. 402 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,673 Announcer: Surfers living and partying-- 403 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,680 - Hey! Hey hey! - --under one roof, 404 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,892 - fighting for waves on one beach. - Addington, Addington! 405 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,183 - Addington! - 24 hours a day, 406 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,017 it's one sizzling summer. 407 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,112 It's gonna be hot. 408 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:24,357 Australia's big-wave rider, Johnny Doran... 409 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,452 Johnny: I like huge waves, 410 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:30,117 Catholic sheilas and beets on my burger. 411 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,357 I love that guy. 412 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,079 ...Lupe La Rosa: shredder sensation 413 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,120 from Puerto Rico... 414 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,963 Hey, kids, how you doin'? 415 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,698 You want my autograph? Who wants some Red Bull, huh? 416 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:41,751 ( all ) Yeah! 417 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,224 Just business. That's "Lupe." 418 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:47,545 ...and Malibu's own legendary soul surfer, 419 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,261 Steve Addington. 420 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,721 Who? 421 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,891 He's scared I outsurf him. 422 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,730 Hey, Steve! 423 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,215 - It's... - ...going... 424 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,268 ...off. 425 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,270 Premiering this summer, from the mind of surf icon, 426 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,524 Eddie Zarno. 427 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,186 What! Watching that. 428 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,405 Thought you passed on the wave porn, bro. 429 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,986 I did. 430 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,610 Dude, we saw it and we loved it 431 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,958 and, you know, I'm still not sure why you're down on this show. 432 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,076 I said no, dude. 433 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,123 I know, bro, but, like... 434 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,707 he's pissed, you know? 435 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,673 Zarno apparently got ahold of some video 436 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,923 of you passing on his project 437 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,255 in a way that didn't sit too well with him. 438 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,931 Yeah, I said "No dice" in no uncertain terms, and I meant it. 439 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:38,771 Why do you want to discriminate against all those poor landlocked kids 440 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:42,689 like in Kansas who are gonna watch you on this thing 441 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,440 and realize that there is something cooler in the world 442 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,283 than a house made of corn? 443 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,439 What? 444 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,817 Dude, how are you sitting for cash? 445 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,821 A handful. 446 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,248 Well, then why don't you just stroll on down the hill 447 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,788 and smile and be charming and be cool 448 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,662 and be Addington, you know? 449 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,880 Maybe something cool will happen. 450 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,252 Man, like I said, I got no problem shaking a surfer's hand, 451 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,180 brother, but I'm not living there. Cool? 452 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:18,390 Okay, dude, but remember: mind open, heart enlarged, 453 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,732 soul receptive. 454 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,019 - I love you. - You too, brother. 455 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,110 Baker: Please. Please. Vic: You're killing me, man. 456 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,902 - Let's go. - Boom! 457 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,116 Ho ho ho!Baker 458 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,107 ♪ You see me?... ♪ 459 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,380 - Whoa! - I love Amer ica. 460 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,384 I had no idea. 461 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,219 Yeah! 462 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,966 Excuse me? 463 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,873 You put the green pepper, red pepper, garlic, onion, 464 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,673 y mucho amor-- you need the loving in your life, papi, right? 465 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,878 Anybody know where Eddie is? 466 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,969 Oye, mamao, can't you see I'm cooking? 467 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,425 What's up, La Rosa, bro? 468 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:37,215 Man, I saw you talking trash on TV the other day. 469 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,431 What gives? 470 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,770 "What gives"? I'll tell you what gives. 471 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:44,606 You and your free-surfing-country-soul vibe, that's what gives. 472 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:48,023 It's about 30 years late, papi. That shit can't compete. 473 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,773 (all laughing) 474 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,645 I'm not competing, bro. 475 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,152 Well, I'm not buying it, bro. 476 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,654 I ain't selling it. 477 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:59,696 Oh, whoa whoa. I need all cameras in the kitchen. 478 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,584 You got nothing I need. 479 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,200 Hey. 480 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,116 I thought about what you said 481 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,665 and we're just not gonna work out. 482 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,259 - Ooh. - What? 483 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,804 I'm with Lupe now. I'm sorry. 484 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,288 I'm just looking for Eddie, man. 485 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,971 You can go home and cry now, Steven. 486 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,140 ♪ (Hip Hop Misfits by the Dirty Heads) ♪ 487 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,438 - Hey, dude. - Aw, man. 488 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,870 - It's good to see you again, Steven. - Likewise. 489 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,912 We're excited to have you-- the coolest surfer in the world. 490 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,325 Yeah. 491 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,792 - Hard work, fella! - That's right, fella! 492 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,376 Come on. 493 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,801 Grass is perfect and we cut it, man. 494 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:58,891 Why? 495 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,216 ( rap continuing ) 496 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,191 You used to walk everywhere yourself, huh? 497 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,361 - You stopped, man. Why'd you stop? - Oh, no. 498 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:18,823 Was it that reef bounce at Mavs, man? 499 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,412 Oh, you heard about that. 500 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,147 Saw that. It was heavy, man. 501 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,870 Steven, Ben and Barry asked me to personally take care of you. 502 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,172 Not that they had to, 'cause numbers don't lie. 503 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,537 - Numbers? - Numbers, Steven. 504 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,763 It's all about the, numbers. And yours, my friend, add up. 505 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,125 - Margaret? - Yep? 506 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,221 Just need your signature on these saying you'll participate fully 507 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,178 in my projects. 508 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,337 Dude, we were just chilling, surfer to surfer. 509 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,390 There are times in life when years of preparation 510 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,886 meet the moment of opportunity. 511 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,688 This is that moment for you. 512 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,357 Checks. 513 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,664 Jack's gonna be stoked, brah. 514 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,578 What up, bro? Those are for me, aren't they? 515 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,618 They're for you, yes, as soon as you sign, 516 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,542 saying you'll participate in Free Surfer 517 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,881 and live in my house. 518 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,089 I told you, man, I'm not signing. 519 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,796 I'm not participating, you know? 520 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,262 It's not personal, Eddie. 521 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,983 I'm trying to tell you, I'm-- 522 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:30,144 I surf. All right, I'm a surfer... 523 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:31,614 out there. 524 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,944 Steven, I want you to remember something here, 525 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,731 and don't forget this, huh? 526 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,105 You're in advertising. 527 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,612 Ben and Barry never paid you to surf. 528 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,409 You tell him to call when you start "feeling it". 529 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:52,662 You tell him to call when you start "feeling it". 530 00:27:58,886 --> 00:27:59,916 (murmured humming) 531 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,482 Heeeeey. 532 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:14,689 Wait a minute. 533 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:31,369 What about that? 534 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,246 What about that? 535 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,369 l was acting. 536 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,706 They told me to play like I wanted him. 537 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,959 But I want you there. 538 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,796 You do? 539 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,181 (mumbles) 540 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,220 What do you want? 541 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,100 That's good there. 542 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,605 (groans) 543 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,122 (coughs) 544 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,944 ( man belches ) 545 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:41,308 Truly epic night, brothers. 546 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,186 I just want to go on record... 547 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,283 And say that place man, had bad energy, man... 548 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,413 Report said "surf." That's a lake. 549 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,358 Oh, bro. 550 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,993 Something's off, dudes. 551 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,058 No bueno, mate. No bueno. 552 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:30,078 ( forlorn usicc playing ) 553 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,913 Musica, musica. Come on, party, people. 554 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,250 Follow me. 555 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,914 (singing in Spanish) 556 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,911 Lupe's so cool. Aww! 557 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,961 Back to the sofrito, mi gente, because I did not forget about you. 558 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,184 We got 20 cameras outside. We can cut to anything we want. 559 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,165 We edit as we go. There's hardly any post. 560 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,137 lt's sexy, it's happening, it's fast. We got-- 561 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,927 I mean, we can-- if anything gets old, 562 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:57,102 like-- like this. Hello? 563 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,220 Come on, I don't want shots of girls talking. 564 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,598 Is this better? 565 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,474 Good. 566 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,401 That shit goes across demographics, huh? 567 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,440 And next week, Addington drops in. Boom-- it's fantastic. 568 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,705 What the fuck? 569 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,684 Hey, man, look-- Socrates recommended the dialectic 570 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,917 when faced with such an impasse, man. 571 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,519 You know? You ask me a question, 572 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,975 I respond with something to build on 573 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:43,146 and a conversation is formed, out of which answers are revealed. 574 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,476 Mm-hmm. Where are the waves? 575 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,522 I don't know, man. 576 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,686 Something's bogus, dudes. 577 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,328 B-O-G-U-S. 578 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,244 I gotta compensate. 579 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,663 "No entiendo," dude. 580 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:01,081 No no no, he speaks of reciprocity, bros-- 581 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:04,001 balance in the energy that binds us, man. 582 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:07,041 There are no separate deeds, man. 583 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,335 You know, read Heisenberg, man. 584 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:13,839 You know, we affect-- by looking at that tree, you affect that tree, man. 585 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,314 You make it real, man. 586 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,174 Yeah yeah, thanks. You've been really helpful. 587 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,390 Sacrifices, bro. 588 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,181 Measure for measure. 589 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,095 I gotta take action. 590 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:28,604 Whoa whoa whoa, what kind of action? 591 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,448 No more women till we get waves. 592 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:32,935 Yeah, good one. 593 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,869 No more weed, either, not till we get waves. 594 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,738 Hey, you know, let's not take it too far, man. 595 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,593 First off, fuck that. And second off, yeah, fuck that. 596 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:49,455 There's philosophy and then there, you know, there's life, man-- 597 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,133 Why don't you just blow my fucking balls off? 598 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,971 --and physics, man. Butterfly effect, man. 599 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,007 Mate, you're the ass-cutting chosen one. 600 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,102 Hey, stone crab-- 601 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,587 you love stone crab, huh? 602 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,561 You could stop eating stone crab. 603 00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,061 - Right. - Give it up. 604 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:08,353 No, bros. 605 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,267 l'm fasting. 606 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,565 - I got nothing. - I got nothing. 607 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,411 Ah, we gotta vacate. 608 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:19,366 lndo, Gold Coast-- wherever it's going off... 609 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,108 I'm taking us. 610 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,859 - That means we're gonna surf? - That means we're gonna surf. 611 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,453 - Did Jack Mayweather call? - No, sir. 612 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,628 Okay, 613 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,092 tell Perez to prep the Addington tape. 614 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:37,213 Yes, sir. 615 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,089 And tell him to cancel his plans for the evening. 616 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,306 Yes, sir. 617 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,218 And put a hold on his expense accounts. 618 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,516 Whose? 619 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,568 - Addington's. - Oh, yes, of course. Sorry. 620 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:53,404 Um, which ones? 621 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,152 All of them. 622 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,451 Went to Surf Liquor. 623 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,620 Fucknut must have frozen your tab there too. 624 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,660 Really upset Baker. 625 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:08,634 That tab was the one pure thing in my life. 626 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,785 Herb will get you through times with no money 627 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:15,285 better than money will get you through times with no herb. 628 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:19,008 I tried. I looked. I called. I met. 629 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,350 No one can touch you with Zarno owning your contracts. 630 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:26,097 I need waves, Jack. 631 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,891 Waves. 632 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,142 Hey, what about that sticker thing? 633 00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:36,861 You know? The logo idea. 634 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,534 Oh, that's kinda... 635 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,032 personal, isn't it? 636 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,083 Exactly. Great. Man, he loves you. 637 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:48,578 It's just-- it's probably just a communication problem. 638 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:52,802 Tell him that you will push the product. That's money to him. 639 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:58,134 I mean, it's all we got. I don't know what else to do. 640 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,052 Hey! ( laughs ) 641 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,102 -Mmm. -Hey. 642 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,887 - "Under the sun." - Yeah. 643 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,692 Everything is under it, right? 644 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:13,897 The surf, chicks, good loving, good times-- 645 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:17,569 anything you're into, happening "au naturale" 646 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,529 - under -“the sun". 647 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:20,899 -The sun! -The sun! 648 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:24,236 Yeah. And it's something that Addington 649 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,622 has been so mad passionate about for, like, ever. 650 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,832 Stickers. 651 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,622 You can put it on anything. 652 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,496 - You know, your television-- - Surfboard. 653 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,224 - Your wall. - Your laptop. 654 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,545 Your dog. 655 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,127 If you shave it. 656 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,295 Okay. Okay, all right. 657 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,524 Look... wow. 658 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:50,135 Well, I've listened, I've considered, 659 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:53,983 and the answer's no. 660 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,480 Not feelin' it. 661 00:35:56,613 --> 00:36:00,073 Now are you ready to come to work or what? 662 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,240 - Dude... - Excuse me. 663 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,909 ...be cool. 664 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,117 What's it gonna be? 665 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,207 Fun under my sun or Fuck City? 666 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,124 Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa, dude. 667 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,793 Wait a minute, man. I'm seriously about to pound you. 668 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,673 Man, do you understand that? 669 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:22,262 Are you gonna turn my travel card back on 670 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,849 - or what? - Okay. Whoa whoa. 671 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,313 Mama! Here we go! Here we go. 672 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,644 This is the anger I've been looking for. 673 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,260 This is the big-wave passion I need for the show. 674 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,928 Huh? Oh, it's beautiful. 675 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,766 It's beautiful, anger. Am I right? 676 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,861 Yeah, fantastic anger. Really good stuff. 677 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,686 - What the fuck? - You're gonna love this. 678 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,782 - Roll the tape. - Steve: I'll tell you something else: 679 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,647 Surfing's lame, dude. 680 00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:46,985 - Surfers-- they're ass-clowns. - Enjoy. 681 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:49,032 And I'm not feeling it. 682 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,197 Not into it. 683 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,825 lnto video games, reality TV. 684 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:58,803 Lying cocksucker fascist bastard asshole 685 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,585 - son of a crooked fuck. - They're ass-clowns. 686 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,090 I'm gonna kill him! 687 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,011 And I'm not feeling it. 688 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,681 Not into it. lnto video games... 689 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:10,930 Eddie: Oh my God. 690 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,402 Oh, baby, the magic of montage. 691 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,894 How was that for a moment, huh? 692 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:17,725 You cannot do this, 693 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:20,071 - you unethical, unprincipled... - Careful. 694 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,056 ...scumbag asshole. 695 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,358 - Fired. - No shit. 696 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,332 Those with the gold make the rules, sweetpea. 697 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:29,794 - Remember that. - ...surfing's lame... 698 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,754 Cut to three here. I want to see it. 699 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:32,955 Man: Going to three. 700 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,954 - Eddie: Hello, Steven. - ...not feeling it. 701 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,004 Jack? 702 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:41,972 Hey, we got some Free Surfer hoodies at the end of the hall there, 703 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,843 if you're getting cold. 704 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,261 ...video games and reality TV. 705 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,930 Man: Look, it's King Shit. 706 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,838 ...surfing's lame. 707 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:54,217 Whuh-oh! lt's macho man. 708 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,063 You got cajones, papi. 709 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,352 - Here we go. - Addington, 710 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,846 this has got to stop. 711 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,767 - You're sort of stalking me. - What? 712 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:06,437 You messing around with my bitch, mamao? 713 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,406 Nothing happened. 714 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,116 Believe me, he tried. 715 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,833 Hi, East Coast, you seen Jack? 716 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,499 Whoa whoa whoa! 717 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,578 Yeah,baby! 718 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,203 Coﬁo! That's the one-hitter quitter, papi. 719 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:22,751 How you like that? 720 00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,754 Good night, Steven. 721 00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:27,626 (sound distorted ) Addington? Steve? 722 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,375 I can't believe this is happening. This is so great. 723 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,229 Please, I feel awful. 724 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,135 ( groans ) 725 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,483 -Jack? - He's with the police. 726 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,069 He threw a brick at Zarno's car. 727 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,895 His car? He threw it at Zarno. 728 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,521 A brick? 729 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,488 And a bottle. They took him to jail. 730 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,903 - Addington? - Danni? 731 00:38:55,708 --> 00:39:00,168 Steve Addington just said your name with his dying breath. 732 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:03,706 This is so romantic. It's like a Jane Austen novel. 733 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:16,019 ( woman vocalizing ) 734 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,644 Hey. 735 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:49,256 ( beeping ) 736 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,466 Man: Welcome to Breakline. 737 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,680 To check for surf, press one. 738 00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:00,902 Those breaks are flat flat flat 739 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,314 and flat. 740 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,182 ( sizzling ) 741 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,699 - Hey. - Oh. 742 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:16,489 Ah, hi. 743 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:18,583 Um, good morning. 744 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,948 Excuse me, who are you? 745 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,695 l'm Stacy. 746 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,447 - Right. - You're in my apartment-- 747 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,960 me and Danni's. 748 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,880 Oh. 749 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,342 Hey, Stacy, did-- 750 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:34,803 did we-- 751 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:38,103 Oh, um, yeah-- no. 752 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:42,388 But you're up now. 753 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,563 Juice? 754 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,859 No. 755 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,269 Thank you, though. 756 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,277 - Muffin? - l'm fasting. 757 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,321 No. 758 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,413 ( baby cooing ) 759 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,496 Hey, Luanne. 760 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:12,166 Why are those dudes driving off with Jack's mowers? 761 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,513 We have many lawns but no one to push them. 762 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:17,179 I don't know what else to do. Business is bad. 763 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,508 We need the money. 764 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,513 l have to go, Addington. 765 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,555 l have to visit Jack in jail now. 766 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,229 ( baby cries ) 767 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,597 Oh, it's all right, baby. 768 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,474 ( baby wailing ) 769 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,401 Oh, Jack. 770 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,072 That's fucking Steve Addington right there, man. 771 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:37,411 That long-haired hippie was talking shit on YouTube. 772 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,317 Throw your fucking burrito at him, man. 773 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,621 Eat that, ass-clown. 774 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,461 ( both shout, hoot ) 775 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,913 Punk: Enjoy the breakfast! 776 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,595 Hello? 777 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,778 Hello? 778 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,768 lt's Danni. 779 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,821 - Hello? - ( beads rattle ) 780 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,872 Steve? 781 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,746 You okay? 782 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,460 ( voice echoing ) Quick, 783 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,830 don't just do something; stand there. 784 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,828 What? 785 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,130 I'm waiting. 786 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,474 but I'm trying not to even do that. 787 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,140 What is that, like, Zen or something? 788 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:47,808 lt's whatever waiting without waiting is. 789 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,480 ( blowing through didgeridoo ) 790 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,569 What are you waiting for? 791 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,233 Waves. 792 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,153 - Well, I'm sorry, Steve-- - ( blowing continues ) 793 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:59,403 --but, you know, I was just listening to the radio 794 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:01,695 and they said there isn't gonna be a rideable wave 795 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:04,289 on the California coast for days, at least. 796 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,825 - South, maybe, in Mexico. - ( stops blowing ) 797 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,370 Mexico... 798 00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:18,085 - You got wheels? - Um, do-- do-- 799 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:22,591 Uh, I got Stacy's-- Stacy's truck. 800 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,635 Yeah yeah yeah. I know a cat. 801 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,759 If it's breaking in Baja, 802 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,556 it's breaking at Greenbough's. 803 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,479 Go to Mexico! 804 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,558 Mexico! 805 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,113 Ahem. 806 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,398 Danni: Can I just say something? 807 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,747 I feel I need to apologize for what happened with Zarno 808 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,363 and my footage. I did not-- 809 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,831 No, I know, I know. It's cool. 810 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,541 You don't want an explanation? 811 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,381 I didn't say what they had me saying, 812 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:55,116 so I don't need that explained to me. 813 00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:59,045 Check that glovebox. 814 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,923 Go on. 815 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,797 Yeah. 816 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,240 ( distant partying sounds ) 817 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,281 ( buzzing ) 818 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,775 Man: Mr. Zarno, there are three guys at the gate 819 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,247 looking for Addington. I think they're friends of his. 820 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,038 - Shall I let them in? - Yes. 821 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,132 Are you kidding me? Yes, let them in, definitely. 822 00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:37,787 And ask them where the fuck is Addington? 823 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,915 Lupe: Of course, ladies, you can lick Lupe. 824 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,142 Anytime-- Oh, mira! The three mamaos. 825 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,754 ( laughing ) 826 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,131 Yeah, let them in. It's okay. 827 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,978 Ladies, continue licking. Don't stop. 828 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,671 Ahhhh! 829 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,002 (groaning ) 830 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,762 -Ahhh! - Oh! 831 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,132 - Hi. - ( laughs) 832 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,259 - ( Steve groaning ) - You scared me. 833 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,226 Best to breathe, then-- deeply. 834 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,607 There's nothing we can do for him, Chip. 835 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,913 The transplant didn't take. We're lifeguards, not lawyers. 836 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:46,244 ( phone rings ) 837 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:50,899 Hello? 838 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,160 - Hi. - Where's my truck? 839 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,372 I am so sorry. 840 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,713 I took it to Mexico with Steve Addington. 841 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,248 ( laughs ) 842 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,552 - Stacy? - You disgusting slut! 843 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,967 Okay, um, I can't really talk right now, 844 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:09,007 but I will be back as soon as I can. 845 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:10,351 I promise. Is that okay? 846 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,926 Not without details, it isn't. And I mean right now. 847 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:14,772 - I gotta go. - No no no no no no-- 848 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:16,507 No! 849 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,107 ( hawk screeches ) 850 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,525 Americano? 851 00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:31,322 What you do in tree? 852 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,280 Looking for waves, buddy. 853 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:40,497 Waves are in ocean, 854 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,041 not tree. 855 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:45,464 No, waves are not in ocean, buddy... 856 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,964 so I'm in tree. 857 00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,686 Hey, americano, 858 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,476 We make big crazy fire. 859 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:01,719 Look at him-- 860 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:05,351 it would break my heart if he didn't look so pathetic. 861 00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:09,868 When he was yea high, 862 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,414 he'd hitch rides down from Topanga, 863 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:15,078 watching us surf till the last wave. 864 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,537 His mom left him up there with some far-out folks 865 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,658 who let him grow up outside, 866 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,035 follow what he loved. 867 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:25,543 - And he loved to surf. - Boy: ls crazy. 868 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:29,167 Like it answered all his questions. 869 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,795 Americano? 870 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,803 Until now. 871 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,307 So there's never been a drought like this before? 872 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:40,228 Nah-- not for him. 873 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,808 Boy: No! No no no no-- 874 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,772 So how come you're not going crazy then? 875 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,613 I mean, you're a surfer too. 876 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,438 I fish. 877 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,242 Add's got nothing but waves. 878 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,275 Whoa! 879 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:55,783 ( Steve and boy moaning ) 880 00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:57,905 - ( laughing ) - aQué paso? Are you okay? 881 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,412 I think I put too much gas on it. 882 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,803 Mi corazon's... 883 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,969 it's muy heavy. 884 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,173 I know, amigo. 885 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:17,930 I know. 886 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:46,382 Boy: Americano, ino hay nada alli! 887 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:48,417 There is nothing there! 888 00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:52,172 - Yes, a huge show. - Man: Right. 889 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,894 - A hit show; it'll go through the roof. - Yes, I know-- 890 00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:55,804 - Huge ad buy-- - Eddie, I know, I know! 891 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,143 Listen, where is this guy, Steve Addington? 892 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,179 (coughs) Addington? 893 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,772 Yeah, Addington! Listen, Simons says-- 894 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,258 - Yeah. - --you promised him Addington. 895 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,310 He's seeing La Rosa on the tape. He's not seeing Addington. 896 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:09,564 Listen, I will have Steve Addington under control very soon. 897 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,107 Under control?! What the fuck does that mean?! 898 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,900 ( Steve panting ) 899 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,068 ( tribal chanting ) 900 00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,577 ( rock music playing ) 901 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:34,088 Man: Dressed from head to foot 902 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,301 in black. 903 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,221 ♪ Break it up, wind it up, one, two, three ♪ 904 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:41,680 ♪ Now you're ready to roll with me... ♪ 905 00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:46,097 Hurry up, Brillo. 906 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,973 Guapa, mi gente, huh? 907 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:49,900 Fuck if you're cutting, La Rosa. 908 00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:52,989 Yeah, "da da da da da da da!" Don't think so, "papi." 909 00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:55,395 Pero, amigos, we're friends, right? 910 00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,454 éFamilia? 911 00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:58,488 ( snorts ) 912 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,164 How is he? 913 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:08,285 Not very good. 914 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,832 He hasn't eaten anything and he's pacing. 915 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,746 Pacing? That's bad. 916 00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:15,625 - This was good. - What's that? 917 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,593 Well... 918 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:21,433 this is a big, fucking monster bud. 919 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,300 That's what it is. ( laughs ) 920 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,263 Hey, Add? 921 00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:28,479 Yeah? 922 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,484 I scored this for you, son. 923 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:33,983 Sweet. 924 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:37,074 Let's thread up some morning earth and burn. 925 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:41,120 All right, I'm gonna go thread it up, 926 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,657 but I gotta pass on the weed, though. 927 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,490 l'm fasting. 928 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:47,657 Yeah. 929 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,179 What's so special about surfing? 930 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,685 What's so special about the wind? 931 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,480 Surfing is to... 932 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,234 be with that mystery, 933 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:22,027 to ride that mystery for as long as you can. 934 00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:27,446 And when it's over, that's cool, 'cause you know you were there... 935 00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:31,368 in line and on time. 936 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:43,554 ♪ Why she does ♪ 937 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,684 ♪ What she does... ♪ 938 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,604 - Steve: Feel that? - What? 939 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,102 See that? 940 00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:53,443 No. 941 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,359 They're coming. 942 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,187 They're coming. 943 00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:59,193 Waves are coming. We're surfing. 944 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,605 We are surfing tomorrow. 945 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:06,414 Yeah! 946 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:17,918 ♪ Right now a ripple would be fine ♪ 947 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:27,588 ♪ She make me fall so in love ♪ 948 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:37,772 ♪ She got me riding so high I 949 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:47,077 ♪ Test my patience just because ♪ 950 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:55,537 ♪ She knows that she's the only one ♪ 951 00:52:56,715 --> 00:53:00,915 ♪ That's on my side, yeah ♪ 952 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:07,007 ♪ Why she does ♪ 953 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,382 ♪ What she does. ♪ 954 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,260 ( Steve whistling ) 955 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,775 Good morning. 956 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,116 'Morning. 957 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:42,745 Sorry. 958 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,219 Think we could head back soon? 959 00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:53,392 I feel bad about Stacy's truck. 960 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,109 Slow, wide turns, brother. 961 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:27,335 Espero que encuentras lo que buscas. Later, bro! 962 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:29,763 Reporter on radio: We've gone from a low-pressure system 963 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:32,302 to a no-pressure system in the Northern Hemisphere. 964 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:35,636 There is nothing new to report but a possible record-breaking amount 965 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:38,063 of days without waves. Once again, folks, 966 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,062 pray for surf. 967 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,986 Hey, you know how to get a dude to go surfing? 968 00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,538 Not a clue. 969 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:01,831 You just say, "Dude, it's going off." 970 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,705 It's going off. 971 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:06,632 You can't forget the "dude" part. 972 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:11,052 Lets someone know what kind of dude is asking them to go surfing. 973 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:14,011 Dude. Okay. 974 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,354 Got it. 975 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:18,635 Later, East Coast. 976 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,644 Was he good? 977 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,974 I'm serious. 978 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:02,467 Why are you here? 979 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,439 lt's Steve Addington. 980 00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:09,440 You've got to get on that again at least once. 981 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:11,235 Shutup. 982 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,778 No, seriously, 983 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,782 you gotta keep on hittin' that until the hittin' is done. 984 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:20,496 Vic: Whoa, a dustbowl. 985 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:23,964 Addington? 986 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:26,049 - Yoo-hoo! - Yo, Add? 987 00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:29,464 Vic: Me, I sweat like a bear in Panama. 988 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:32,644 What kind of world, right, 989 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:36,684 that kicks a-- kicks a man out of his house? 990 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,470 Are you cool? 991 00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:41,144 I'm really moved... 992 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:44,023 you dudes came over. 993 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:47,311 Love and waves-- 994 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,856 that's what we need in these dark days, man, 995 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,400 is love... 996 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,729 and waves. 997 00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,950 And some hairy buds, brother. 998 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,202 And some hairy bud, man. 999 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:06,036 ( siren wails ) 1000 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:08,333 Uh, cops behind us. 1001 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:11,207 - Be cool, man. - Be cool. 1002 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,955 All: Be cool, be cool, be cool. 1003 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,206 Be cool, be cool, be cool. 1004 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:17,588 ( all continuing ) 1005 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,218 ( playing harmonica ) 1006 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,362 Be cool. 1007 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:31,097 Fuck! Uh-- uh, l'm pulling over. 1008 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,729 - Somebody bail with the weed. - Hey! 1009 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,741 Too fast-- too fast, dude. Too fast, too fast. 1010 00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:42,872 - They'll deport me. - Dude. 1011 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,661 On three, we scatter. 1012 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:47,205 One, two, three! 1013 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:49,919 ( all shouting ) 1014 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:55,046 ( siren continues ) 1015 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,274 Ahh. 1016 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,730 Policeman: Hey, litterbug, found your marijuana. 1017 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,481 Policeman #2: Is it yours? 1018 00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:14,858 Technically, no. 1019 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,112 ( indistinct police radio ) 1020 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,703 Freeze, hippie! 1021 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:20,238 - Don't you lie to us. - All right, all right, man. 1022 00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:22,832 You're right. It is mine. 1023 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,948 l was holding it. 1024 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:28,195 I tossed it. Yeah, it's mine. 1025 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,288 Aren't you Steve Addington? 1026 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,264 - What? - That famous surfer? 1027 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,374 Yeah. 1028 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,630 You suck, bitch! 1029 00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,342 ( laughing ) 1030 00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:40,712 That's right, mamao! It's Lupe! 1031 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,561 l pimped you, bitch! 1032 00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:44,516 Someone tell me what the fuck is going on. 1033 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:46,256 Come on, bro, I need you to pick it up a little bit here. 1034 00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:47,928 All right? We're gonna make some money with this shit. 1035 00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:49,926 Call me a "beaner" or something. Liven up, dude. Come on. 1036 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:53,228 -( laughing ) - ( Lupe speaking Spanish ) 1037 00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:56,363 You dudes are in on this? 1038 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:58,781 - Waves, man. - Nothing but waves. 1039 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:01,150 - In a game, man. - Free Surfer, dude. 1040 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,068 All the time, all day. 1041 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:05,446 Man, it's some kind of digital alchemy. 1042 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,794 Baker: Yeah yeah yeah! Barrels of love, baby. 1043 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:11,159 - Vic: Where you wanna go, man? - Aw, dudes. 1044 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:13,958 It is Lupe time! 1045 00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:15,962 Where you going, papi? 1046 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:18,764 It's okay-- grass grows, birds fly 1047 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,799 and Addington runs from my beauty. 1048 00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:23,922 It's okay. It's an easy thing to run from 'cause I'm so gorgeous! 1049 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,181 ( squawking ) 1050 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:48,501 A little rain, storm clouds, low front-- you know, perfect. 1051 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:50,787 So it's a great business opportunity, 1052 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:53,251 but the guy's a real wheeler-dealer, right? 1053 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:56,341 Yes, he's a scumbag, but his business model is strong. 1054 00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:58,248 He's perfectly positioned, really. 1055 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,640 All: Oh, Addington, Addington... 1056 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:08,063 - Are you shitting me? - Yes, he says he wants to talk. 1057 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:10,348 - He's at the main gate now. - Ha! 1058 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:12,442 All right, all right. Get the contracts ready. 1059 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:15,057 - Get the cameras ready too. - Okay. 1060 01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:16,725 Yes! 1061 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,523 Addington-- I love this guy. 1062 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,370 Okay, we're gonna need you to sign here, here and here. 1063 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,195 And I do this, you... 1064 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,248 turn it all back on, right? 1065 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:38,722 I mean, the travel card, the checks? 1066 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:40,964 You live in my house for the last two weeks, 1067 01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:42,956 you let me digitize you for Free Surfer, dude, 1068 01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,888 I will put you back on your throne of cool. 1069 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,257 Pick a break, anywhere in the world, 1070 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,140 you're on a plane the day we wrap. 1071 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,267 What about my brothers? They come too? 1072 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:58,894 On the house. 1073 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,990 How about Jack? 1074 01:01:01,116 --> 01:01:03,726 I'm not signing shit until I know he's out. 1075 01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:06,489 Good. He just left processing-- all the charges have been dropped. 1076 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,333 -Jacko? - Hey, Add. 1077 01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:14,921 Man, you free? 1078 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:18,406 Ha ha, yeah, bro! I'm free. Thank you. 1079 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:21,760 I don't know what you did, but, boom-- they let me out. 1080 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,337 I'm gonna sign these contracts, Jack. 1081 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,812 Dude-- dude, don't sign anything. 1082 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:31,274 Don't sign-- I would rather go back to jail, Add. 1083 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:35,056 If I beg you on my knees-- I'm not on my knees 'cause it's concrete, dude, 1084 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,982 but do not-- do not sign those contract-- 1085 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,436 Add? Add? 1086 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,329 You're doing the right thing, my friend. 1087 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:50,115 Mm-hmm. 1088 01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,457 Yeah. 1089 01:01:56,588 --> 01:01:58,078 Let's do it, man. 1090 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,005 Come in. 1091 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:19,181 ( man speaking indistinctly ) 1092 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:36,533 Danni? 1093 01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:20,750 Man: Okay, Mr. Addington, 1094 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,170 you have a favorite break? Any break in the world. 1095 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,540 Oh, yeah. 1096 01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:27,587 Uh, and what is it? 1097 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,841 I'm not tellin' you, dude. 1098 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,184 Oh. 1099 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,639 Okay. 1100 01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,598 I'll just pick one. 1101 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:38,889 So, act naturally 1102 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:42,114 and if you feel any nausea, dizziness or pain in the chest, 1103 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,565 let us know. 1104 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:44,975 Here we go. 1105 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:04,746 ♪ Whooo!... ♪ 1106 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,293 He sees it. You ready? 1107 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:12,749 Come on, pop it, man. 1108 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,551 ♪ Whoo!... ♪ 1109 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:18,215 Come on. Come on. 1110 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:24,360 What the fuck is he doing? 1111 01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:26,766 - ♪ Whooo!... ♪ - Addington? 1112 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,736 No no, Addington-- 1113 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,448 What-- 1114 01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:35,068 Addington? 1115 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,858 God damn it. 1116 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,120 Addington! 1117 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:43,712 God damn it! 1118 01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:47,001 - Fuck. - Ahhh! 1119 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,054 ( alarm sounding ) 1120 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,303 He fucking bailed. 1121 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:01,225 ♪ Whooo!... ♪ 1122 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,686 No no no no! Where is he going? 1123 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:06,770 God damn it! 1124 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:13,236 Come on, get a camera. Find his fucking ass now. 1125 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,609 ♪ Whooo! ♪ 1126 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:03,406 ( bleating ) 1127 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,041 (bell jangling) 1128 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:24,343 Farmer Bob? 1129 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:44,959 How many are there? 1130 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,084 300 or more. 1131 01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:49,702 You wanted them roaming free, so there they are-- 1132 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:51,379 roaming free. 1133 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,672 Dude... 1134 01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:02,136 - who mows your grass? -Hmm? 1135 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:04,468 They do. 1136 01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:22,334 At ease, at ease. Carry on. 1137 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:26,704 So where's Addington, huh? 1138 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:31,044 Besides his nuts, I mean, which I got right here. 1139 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,292 Mr. Simons is here... 1140 01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:35,514 with another gentleman. 1141 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,875 - Mr. Sim-- - Mm-hmm. 1142 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,592 Wait. 1143 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:42,812 - New York Simons? - Mm-hmm. 1144 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:44,854 - He's here? - Mm-hmm. 1145 01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:50,636 We were as surprised as anybody, 1146 01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:53,135 but Mr. Martin made the offer and they jumped at it. 1147 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:55,818 - Happened just like that. - All-- all right. 1148 01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:58,027 Well, what happens now? 1149 01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:01,487 Your company falls under Mercer's DSK Enterprises. 1150 01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,449 Yeah, this is good. This is very good. 1151 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:07,241 Growth is good. You got the muscle to move some product here. 1152 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,325 That's what I've been talking about. Huh? 1153 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:11,620 What do you know about the surfing industry, Mr. Martin? 1154 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,344 - Not much. Nn-nnh. - Nnn? 1155 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:17,375 Tell me about Steve Addington. 1156 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,758 Steve Addington? ( chuckles ) 1157 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,678 Well, he's a big-name surfer. Little difficult to work with, 1158 01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:27,098 but I own-- well, we own his image 1159 01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:28,758 and image is reality, so we own his reality. 1160 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:30,346 Just gotta squeeze it a bit harder, that's all. 1161 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:34,941 From what I hear, Mr. Addington is surfing. 1162 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:38,689 And more importantly, he's cool and cool sells. 1163 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:42,533 And when you defame and slander Mr. Cool, 1164 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,450 well, that's bad for business. 1165 01:08:47,999 --> 01:08:50,909 I don't-- I don't-- I agree, I guess. 1166 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:53,714 Of course I do, but, um... 1167 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,708 I would dispute that we-- 1168 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:59,331 I would dispute-- I would dispute that it came from us. 1169 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:03,922 Eddie, how about you show us around? 1170 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:07,053 Yes, please. 1171 01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:09,795 And why don't we start at the front door? 1172 01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:12,017 Okay, sure. 1173 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,478 Yeah, fine, let's-- 1174 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,743 I'm a surfer, dude. 1175 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:23,363 Video games, reality TV, Free Surfer-- 1176 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,333 I mean, what the fuck is that, man? 1177 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:32,664 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room. I'm a surfer, dude. 1178 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,172 Look at it this way, Eddie. 1179 01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:39,587 You have been relieved, but with all this free time, 1180 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:42,327 maybe you can pick up surfing again. 1181 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:46,300 Oh, and you've met my daughter Danni. 1182 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:49,092 You r-- 1183 01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:51,337 Wait, that was-- 1184 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,089 Oh my God. 1185 01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:55,391 Ah, that's so-- 1186 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,135 You can go now. 1187 01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:02,016 Security will show you out. 1188 01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:03,686 You know what? 1189 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:07,185 All of you-- you can all just take a flying fuck. 1190 01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:15,583 - I'm a surfer, dude. - Good girl. 1191 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,582 ♪ Come, my brother, come slowly ♪ 1192 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,205 ♪ Come easy, my friend ♪ 1193 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,002 ♪ Come, my friend ♪ 1194 01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:27,126 ♪ Come, my sister, come easy, come busy... ♪ 1195 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,215 He's here. 1196 01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:30,139 Oh! 1197 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:32,678 The worm has turned, bro. 1198 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:36,652 ♪ Take your heart out, let go, come let go ♪ 1199 01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:39,444 ♪ Come, my sister, can I hold you... ♪ 1200 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,309 Goats? 1201 01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:43,776 Those are your new mowers, bro. 1202 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:48,280 No, brah... 1203 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,241 I think I need more than two. 1204 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:54,742 Well, more than two, you got, brother. 1205 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:58,406 They cut, they fertilize, they cut, they fertilize, 1206 01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:01,376 - they cut and-- - And they fertilize. 1207 01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:04,462 ♪ Come let go ♪ 1208 01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:13,755 - ♪ Come the winter, come summer... ♪ - Addington! 1209 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:18,005 ♪ Come autumn, come spring, do your thing... ♪ 1210 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:20,519 That clip was bullshit, man. 1211 01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:23,981 I threw a breakfast burrito at you, bro. 1212 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,233 Sorry, dude. 1213 01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:30,483 - It's cool. - Right on, man. 1214 01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:38,423 ♪ Whooo!... ♪ 1215 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,670 Waves, bro! 1216 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,009 - ♪ Whooo!... ♪ - Waves? 1217 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,124 - Waves. - Waves. 1218 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:52,090 ♪ Whooo! ♪ 1219 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,060 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1220 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,562 ♪ Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ♪ 1221 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,396 ♪ Come, my brother, put your hands up ♪ 1222 01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:11,373 ♪ Take your heart out, let go ♪ 1223 01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,654 ♪ Come let go ♪ 1224 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:15,237 ♪ Come, my sister, can I hold you? ♪ 1225 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,993 ♪ Can I squeeze you? ♪ 1226 01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:19,624 ♪ Let go, come let go... ♪ 1227 01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,037 These contracts, they're not binding, 1228 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,505 but my offer still stands. 1229 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,965 I say, I dig your vibe, Mr. Martin, I do, 1230 01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:32,046 and I appreciate your offer. 1231 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:35,771 But me and Jack over there-- we let him handle all the business deals. 1232 01:12:35,893 --> 01:12:36,883 Understood. 1233 01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:40,639 I gotta tell you, though, bro to bro-- 1234 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,683 if it wasn't for this chick-- 1235 01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:44,767 - What? A girl? - Oh, yeah. 1236 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:48,272 Yeah, charged and peaceful all at the same time, 1237 01:12:48,406 --> 01:12:50,396 - kind of like the ocean. - Ha. 1238 01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:54,032 Speaking of, there she is right now, 1239 01:12:54,161 --> 01:12:55,531 on time. 1240 01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:57,493 Ah... 1241 01:12:57,623 --> 01:13:00,963 That's uh-- that's my daughter, Steve. 1242 01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:03,786 - She's your daughter? - Mm-hmm. 1243 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:07,121 Dude, 1244 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:08,708 you're stoked, hahahah 1245 01:13:09,844 --> 01:13:11,634 It's going off, dude. 1246 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:14,882 - Later, dude. - Yeah. 1247 01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:16,216 Yeah. 1248 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:29,144 Oh, boy. 1249 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,320 - Mr. Mayweather? - Oh, Mr. Martin. 1250 01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:39,124 I've been going over these contracts 1251 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:41,408 and-- who are Ben and Barry? 1252 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:45,212 Well, step into my office. Let's have a little conversation. 1253 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,800 ♪ Whooo! ♪ 1254 01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,720 ♪ Whooo! ♪ 1255 01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,807 ♪ Whooo! ♪ 1256 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,828 ♪ Can you feel it? It's comin' up again ♪ 1257 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:25,578 ♪ And I can feel it comin' up again ♪ 1258 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:28,871 ♪ I can feel it comin' through the wind ♪ 1259 01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:31,706 ♪ Can you feel it? She get me smilin' again ♪ 1260 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:35,182 ♪ Can you feel it comin' up again? ♪ 1261 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:38,344 ♪ I can feel it, she givin' up again ♪ 1262 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:41,564 ♪ Can you feel it comin' through the wind? ♪ 1263 01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:45,266 ♪ I can feel it, she get me smilin' again ♪ 1264 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:48,265 ♪ Oh ooh ♪ 1265 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:53,321 ♪ Oh, she get me smilin' again ♪ 1266 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:56,694 ♪ Whooo! ♪ 1267 01:14:56,826 --> 01:15:00,436 ♪ Say, can you feel it, she comin' up again? ♪ 1268 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:03,739 ♪ I can feel it comin' through the wind ♪ 1269 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:07,044 ♪ Can you feel it? She givin' up again ♪ 1270 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:10,829 ♪ I can feel it, she gettin' strong again ♪ 1271 01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:13,924 ♪ I can feel it ♪ 1272 01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,721 ♪ I can feel it ♪ 1273 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:20,755 ♪ I can feel it, ehhh ♪ 1274 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,258 ♪ Waiting ♪ 1275 01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:27,805 ♪ So long, it seems, that I've been waiting ♪ 1276 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,271 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 1277 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:36,731 ♪ So long, it seems ♪ 1278 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:43,150 ♪ So long, it seems, that I've been waiting ♪ 1279 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:47,369 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 1280 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:49,081 ♪ Hey ♪ 1281 01:15:57,678 --> 01:16:00,288 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 1282 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,468 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 1283 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,888 Ah, barrel. 1284 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:14,021 What's a barrel? 1285 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:25,146 There's nothing we can do for him, Chip. The transplant didn't take. 1286 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,999 We're lifeguards, not lawyers. 1287 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,405 That was good. 1288 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,163 Okay- Ay gy gy gy gy gy gy 1289 01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:35,246 La Rosa-- you want to see my beautiful face. 1290 01:16:35,382 --> 01:16:36,372 Ran ka ka ka ka! 1291 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:41,289 ( buzzing ) 1292 01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:44,550 Okay. Hello, is anybody there? 1293 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:46,513 What is this shit? 1294 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:49,894 ♪ Fuck it ♪ 1295 01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,095 ♪ Fuck it ♪ 1296 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:56,354 ♪ It's all good again, my friends ♪ 1297 01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:59,347 ♪ My friends, my friends... ♪ 1298 01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:00,980 You wanna get high? 1299 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:03,857 Oh, yeah, brah. I'm right behind you. 1300 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:07,534 I just got a little business to take care of. 1301 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:11,245 ♪ Waiting ♪ 1302 01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:15,674 ♪ Ha! Can you feel it? ♪ 1303 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:15,878 ♪ She's comin' up again ♪ 1304 01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:20,540 ♪ I can feel it coming'through the wind... ♪ 1305 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,378 Ah ha ha ha ha. 1306 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:24,303 ♪ Koo koo koo koo koo. ♪ 1307 01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:32,601 ♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ 1308 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:39,273 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ 1309 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:42,815 ♪ Heard you saying it won't make a difference ♪ 1310 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:47,440 ♪ It's only you and it's just this once, yeah ♪ 1311 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:50,820 ♪ It's only this time ♪ 1312 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:54,328 ♪ Don't you think that it all adds up? ♪ 1313 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:58,371 ♪ There's a reaction for each action, man ♪ 1314 01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:02,747 ♪ And where do you draw the line? ♪ 1315 01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:06,467 ♪ Know thyself and to thine own self be true ♪ 1316 01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:10,339 ♪ Any other way is gonna make you feel blue ♪ 1317 01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:14,437 ♪ Yeah, you got a reason to be ♪ 1318 01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:18,645 ♪ Maybe if we focus and we get it together ♪ 1319 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:22,607 ♪ We could raise the human consciousness and make things better ♪ 1320 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:26,610 ♪ Yeah, I know you think I'm a dreamer ♪ 1321 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:30,914 ♪ But I know that you're also seeking ♪ 1322 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,620 ♪ Peace of mind ♪ 1323 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,371 ♪ Wonder why you feel so tired ♪ 1324 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:41,835 ♪ Why your third eye's blind ♪ 1325 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:46,542 ♪ And I know that you're also trying ♪ 1326 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:50,670 ♪ To find your place ♪ 1327 01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:53,179 ♪ You're somewhere all the time ♪ 1328 01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:58,682 ♪ And somewhere out in space ♪ 1329 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:02,807 ♪ Get so exhausted for money exhausts ♪ 1330 01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:06,487 ♪ Living in fear from living in a box ♪ 1331 01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:10,447 ♪ Yeah, how come we always have to try? ♪ 1332 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:14,619 ♪ I keep wishing corporations and the politicians ♪ 1333 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:18,790 ♪ Would make tighter restrictions on the fossil-fuel emissions ♪ 1334 01:19:18,921 --> 01:19:22,001 ♪ And meanwhile, why don't we walk? ♪ 1335 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:26,802 ♪ If we all did a little then a lot would be done ♪ 1336 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:30,589 ♪ Clean up the mess and try to have some fun ♪ 1337 01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:34,344 ♪ Yeah, I'm off to plant a tree now ♪ 1338 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:38,558 ♪ 'Cause if everybody takes and nobody gives ♪ 1339 01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:42,681 ♪ There'll soon be nowhere to breathe, nowhere to live ♪ 1340 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:46,230 ♪ But you can't stop Mother Nature ♪ 1341 01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:51,025 ♪ But I know that you're also seeking ♪ 1342 01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:54,121 ♪ Peace of mind ♪ 1343 01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:58,497 ♪ Wondering why you feel so tired ♪ 1344 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:02,117 ♪ Why your third eye's blind ♪ 1345 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:06,795 ♪ I know that you're also trying ♪ 1346 01:20:06,927 --> 01:20:10,757 ♪ To find your place ♪ 1347 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,349 ♪ You're somewhere all the time ♪ 1348 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:18,085 ♪ And somewhere out in space ♪ 1349 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:22,899 ♪ Did you remember to give thanks for the food ♪ 1350 01:20:23,027 --> 01:20:26,767 ♪ The earth and the water and everything good? Yeah ♪ 1351 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,992 ♪ The fire's still burning ♪ 1352 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:34,908 ♪ Talk to yourself 'cause no one knows you better ♪ 1353 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:38,659 ♪ Even take the time to write yourself a letter ♪ 1354 01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:42,332 ♪ Don't you know the wheels are still turning? ♪ 1355 01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:46,753 ♪ There's no better time than now to stand up straight ♪ 1356 01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:50,474 ♪ Take a deep breath, Lord, it's never too late ♪ 1357 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:54,506 ♪ To expell your confusion ♪ 1358 01:20:54,641 --> 01:20:58,761 ♪ Say it's all been done and there's no sense trying ♪ 1359 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:02,936 ♪ They don't really know you and they're probably lying ♪ 1360 01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:06,307 ♪ You've got to see for yourself, yeah ♪ 1361 01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:10,725 ♪ But I know that you're also seeking ♪ 1362 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:14,276 ♪ Peace of mind ♪ 1363 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:18,621 ♪ Wondering why you feel so tired ♪ 1364 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:21,959 ♪ Why your third eye's blind ♪ 1365 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:26,447 ♪ And I know that you're also trying ♪ 1366 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:30,170 ♪ To find your place ♪ 1367 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:33,262 ♪ You're somewhere all the time ♪ 1368 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:37,969 ♪ And somewhere out in space ♪ 1369 01:21:38,102 --> 01:21:42,852 ♪ I know that you're also seeking ♪ 1370 01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:50,937 ♪ I know that you're also out there ♪ 1371 01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:59,534 ♪ Oh, yeah oh, yeah ♪ 1372 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:03,275 ♪ Oh, yeah-eah ♪ 1373 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:07,159 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 1374 01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:10,327 ♪ Oh, yeah-eah ♪ 1375 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:15,507 ♪ I know that you're also seeking ♪ 1376 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:22,978 ♪ I know that you're also out there ♪ 1377 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:31,141 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 1378 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,900 ♪ Oh, yeah-eah-eah ♪ 1379 01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:36,653 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1380 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:38,645 ♪ Uh-huuh ♪ 1381 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:42,577 ♪ Uh-huuuuh. ♪ 1382 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:51,053 Yes yes. And that is why we want him to... 1383 01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:53,585 represent our board. 1384 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:56,379 Of course. Well, that's what he's doing here, of course. 1385 01:22:56,513 --> 01:22:57,673 - Yes yes. - And you know what? 1386 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,296 Maybe we'll all go to dinner after or something, maybe. 1387 01:23:00,297 --> 01:23:02,287 Korean barbeque! - Korean barbeque 1388 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:05,968 That's what I was thinking. Okay, we'll get him in the water... 1389 01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:08,636 Okay, it's time for you to do your thing. 1390 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,055 Things are looking good over here. 1391 01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:14,725 I thought you said it was made by some soulful dudes. 1392 01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:18,565 No no no, I said "dudes from Seoul" brah. 1393 01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:21,322 Yeah. It's a hacked bomber, man. 1394 01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:23,735 It's got a bee on it, man. 1395 01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:25,364 You know? 1396 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:28,041 Nine skegs. 1397 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:32,250 Look, bro, do me a favor-- get on that damn thing and ride it, all right? 1398 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,712 We're one wave away from a payday 1399 01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:36,963 and, like, we're check-light, okay? 1400 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:39,455 We need some checks coming in. 1401 01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:41,808 - ( speaks Korean ) - Yeah? 1402 01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:44,434 Party. Get stoned! 1403 01:23:44,561 --> 01:23:45,771 Respect. 1404 01:23:45,896 --> 01:23:48,256 Ha! Respect. 1405 01:23:48,398 --> 01:23:49,508 Yeah. 1406 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:50,610 Ha ha! 1407 01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:53,154 Yeah, respect. Re-- respect. 1408 01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,858 Okay, ladies, he doesn't go in for that. 1409 01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,479 I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool. 1410 01:23:59,826 --> 01:24:01,106 All right. 1411 01:24:01,245 --> 01:24:03,445 All right. Ahh. 1412 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:05,200 ( all applauding ) 1413 01:24:34,027 --> 01:24:35,477 ( buzzing ) 1414 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:41,743 Dude, outside! 1415 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,991 Outside! 1416 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:51,694 ( speaking Korean ) 1417 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,083 What happened? 1418 01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:02,339 Addington's supposed to be good. Addington sucks. 1419 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,342 Mr. Addington's all big talk. 1420 01:25:04,474 --> 01:25:07,514 Look at my man over here... 1421 01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:11,769 He go out there and he break it. 1422 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:13,728 lt's broken! It is our only board. 1423 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:17,349 How were you gonna sell the boards if you only have one of 'em? 1424 01:25:24,911 --> 01:25:26,401 ( goat bleats ) 93808