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CRAVE ORIGINAL SERIES
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I did!
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{\an8}JULY 2023
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Pretty lively here.
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I'd remember-- -I don't owe
you crap. Who do you think--
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Hey, isn't that...?
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Marie-Lyne Joncas!
You'll see my name everywhere!
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Everyone will know who Eve
CA'tA� is! -Looks like...
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You and I are done! I never
wanna hear from you again!
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Neither do I!
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- What the fuck, you lunatic!
- Great. Happy now?
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Sure! Record us!
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You'll never see us on
your screens together again!
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And welcome to the
neighbourhood! It's awesome!
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Are you done yelling?
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Good luck to anyone
willing to work with you!
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Good luck with your
career without me!
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- Thanks!
- Thanks!
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{\an8}2 YEARS LATER
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Thank you! Good night!
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I'm never doing another
Karao-Spa! I'm done
making a fool of myself!
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Where are you? I just wrapped.
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Eve CA'tA�, can we take
a selfie? -Of course!
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- Hey you...
- What's your name?
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- A%lodie!
- Philippe.
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Philippe, with
one L and two Ps.
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I'm Marie...
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Adieu.
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I loved the show! Is
it true that it hurts
when our boobs grow?
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Sure is! I couldn't sleep
on my stomach for two years.
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Time and patience, my child.
Thank you.
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- Bye!
- Sorry, I...
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experienced love and heartbreak
within a span of 15 seconds.
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I'm so down.
Can you come and meet me?
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- I came as soon as I could!
- Surprise!
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Ravi Capoor, a 38-year-old
pothead, and Marie-Lyne's
BFF since high school.
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They met while on
shrooms and bondedover
seeing the same colours.
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They've been inseparable
ever since.
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By the way, Ravi's
in love with Joncasbut
too chicken to tell her.
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I was bored at home.
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Martin Boulet, 38, computer
programmer, Eve's boyfriend
for the last two years
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and pretty much a loser.
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According to those
personality testswe
all took in high school,
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he'd be a
'Conventional-Realist'.
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Oh, and he's so cheap
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he only buys flowers
at the supermarket
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when they're on sale.
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That's so nice!
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Love is so fucking hard!
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- Wanna go for a drink?
- Yeah!
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- Still on for tomorrow?
- Tomorrow?
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The two-year anniversary
of you using my drunken
state to make your move?
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Is that how you see our love?
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Massage the bunion.
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It's so painful!
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Still happy after two years
despite my old-lady bunions?
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They say the first two years
are the toughest.
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That's for babies, not
relationships. -Hey, you
opened the baby door!
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Don't stick your fingers in,
you might lose 'em!
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You need to start considering
it. You'll be 38 and--
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Sorry.
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Yes?
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Eve! Don't forget,
you've got two gigs
tomorrow: 4 PM and 8 PM.
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StA�phane Ouellet,
not the boxer,
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53, talent agent,
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representing us and other
losershe's trying to
promote, unsuccessfully.
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We're his only working act.
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Listen, Eve, you know
what'd be great for France?
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I'm not on board yet.
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It might be smart for you to
go on-- -No way, StA�phane.
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You don't know what I
was gonna say. -I do. Go
on who-know-who's show.
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Come on, Eve,
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a quick appearance
on Marie-Lyne's talk show.
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StA�phane, I'd rather
take a rowboat to France
than appear on her show!
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Don't you think it
might be time to-- -Leave?
Yep. Meet me at the bar.
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That's not--
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At the bar? You already
had four drinks while on
stage, plus this one...
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I wasn't drinking,
my character was. Duh!
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Martin is organized,
industrious, serious...
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while my girlfriends and I
share poop pics in a FB group.
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Really? -Guess I hope
I'm not too dumb for him.
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OK, but...
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my question was, what
kind of place should we
take the French out to?
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Greek is a no-go.
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Garlic makes me belch
like an old fart whose
food is repeating on her.
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Got it.
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So, yeah, two years ain't bad.
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I love him.
I do.
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Who are you trying to
convince here? -Shut up,
I'm talking to myself.
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This is my longest
relationship since...
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- Since...
- Marie-Lyne. Just saying...
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What are you talking
about? -Look, I may not
know much about love--
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- Or relationships.
- But I know couples.
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I was your manager for six
years. You two should talk.
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I'll have another.
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- Toke?
- Not in public.
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- It's legal.
- But lame for a 38-year-old.
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- You're saying I'm lame?
- No, with you it's fitting.
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I'd miss it if you
didn't reek of weed.
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- I can quit, you know.
- Sure. You've been
saying so for 20 years.
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I've got no reason to quit.
But I'd do it for a girlfriend.
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Please don't.
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I'd miss your stoner jokes
that just crack me up.
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- Two shots of Jameson.
- I'm out.
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Wait! I wanna
talk about France.
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Finally. -I need to
focus on what matters.
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Right. Two more gigs
before you can be free as
a bird and fly to France.
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You've got what it takes
to make it big there!
But first things first!
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- That's my boy!
- No! I meant finish your tour!
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No shot for me. I'm not paying
for that. -I'll take it. Bye.
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I doesn't affect me much.
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Doesn't affect you? Ravi.
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You're standing in a
puddle and your wallet's
hanging from its chain.
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Jesus, trash this, will you?
People know me.
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I'll wait for you inside.
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Sorry for being
safety-conscious.
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Hi.
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I'd like a glass of white.
Any kind'll do, thanks.
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Shit!
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RAVI: Alert, quarter to!!
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No, no, no...
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RAVI: Alert, quarter AFTER!!
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Shit.
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I'm too stoned for this.
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So, it looks like
I'm gonna tour in France.
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Yep, season three
is on. They wanted me to
sign on for season four,
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but I was like, "hold on".
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Always doing the same stuff...
sounds lazy to me.
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A six-year run. Yep.
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We repeated the
same gig 328 times.
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That's 327 times too
many if you ask me.
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- That's what got you started.
- My fans come to see me,
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not my guests!
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You mean suburban moms
and their bored husbands?
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Don't be a snob. You're from
Roberval. You haven't changed.
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Yep, I stayed true to myself
instead of pretending
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to be happy with a guy so
beige old ladies are jealous
he's not their pants.
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At least somebody loves me.
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Did fucking all these
emotionally stunted guys
help you find your dead dad?
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No. I'm taking it slow
instead of settling
for a man half my size.
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I'm outta here.
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- Someone 's waiting for me.
- Sure. Keep running away
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whenever things don't
go your way. -Fuck you!
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Thanks.
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Sorry. She's so rude.
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Wanna do a shot?
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It's just me!
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Just me!
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Did you miss the couch?
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Very perceptive.
I almost got a concussion
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Hold on...
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Much comfier!
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Were you gonna drink
this by yourself? -Nah,
it's to deglaze the onions
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for a hamburger
steak. Want some?
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Here's to assholes,
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mainly female ones!
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Aren't you supposed to toast
before you drink?
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I really wanted to thank you
for coming back!
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Only you love me
enough to do that.
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Well, Eve did. But I guess
your feud didn't end tonight.
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I'm telling you,
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she gets to me like no
other and knows exactly
what buttons to press.
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We had nice plans for tomorrow.
Don't get wasted.
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We're already tomorrow. Happy
two-year anniversary, my love!
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Whatever, look! I'm not
lonely 'cause I have you!
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- You brown-noser!
- No, I mean it.
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"I mean it."
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Oh! Let's do another
shot! -Don't you
have an early meeting?
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Exactly.
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-"Exactly."
- Hey!
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Two more shots please.
Yep.
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Do I look drunk?
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Come to bed.
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Martin, Martin...
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You got a 15-minute
window for anal.
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Huh? Ah, c'mon!
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Marie-Lyne, pull yourself
together. Your behaviour is
starting to impact ratings.
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It's like you've checked out
or got bored.
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Mario Pinard, 55,
producerof the Marie-Lyne.
Period , a talk show
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I've been hosting for two
- years.
- He knows the industry
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but is still stuck
in the old ways.
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My behaviour?
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Sure it's not the
internet, podcasts, the
decline in ad revenue,
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and platforms that are having
an impact on ratings, Mario?
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I can't fire the internet.
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I get that but keeping a
straight face through Karao-Spa
interviews is not easy.
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I wanted my own talk
show, not circus.
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I'm not the only one
who saw how uncomfortable
Sophie Thibault was,
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singing Koriass in a tankini.
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You think?
I don't mind
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as long as we keep
the Truth or Dairy segment
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because of our sponsors.
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Fucking sponsors...
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And if you need to talk
to someone or need support,
even a shoulder to lean on--
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Thanks for offering.
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One of our HR guys
is trained for that.
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I miss the Marie-Lyne
from two years ago.
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Well, she doesn't
exist anymore.
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Of course she does.
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Could a missing piece
be keeping success at bay?
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- A missing piece?
- Yeah.
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In the shape of an old
friend she could patch
things with on TV.
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OK... so you're
talking about Eve.
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That's the kind of thing
that would show us
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that you're really invested.
Do it for the show!
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OK, listen, I'll
think about it.
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But later. Gotta get my
asshole plugged for the Human
Hourglass segment first.
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What a stroke of genius on your
part. -It's very profitable!
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I can't believe I used
to listen to Steph Carse
and Marie Carmen on this!
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Geez, I didn't expect smashing
things to be this satisfying.
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What made you choose this?
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Honestly, I wanted to impress
you on our two-year anniversary.
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It's fun but a bit violent.
How about we just go
to wine country next year?
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Good to know you think
we'll be together next year.
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Maybe we should start thinking
about making babies.
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Sure, we can 'start' to...
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Sorry, I'm obsessing.
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Haven't we partied enough?
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And new moms are not
super fond of vineyards...
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Well, mine downed a bottle
while giving me my bath.
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To each their own.
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Here!
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- Ta-dam!
- Sushi?
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It's like being in Farmer
Wants A Wife. I love it!
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Enjoy it while you can.
Can't eat sushi while pregnant.
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Let me savour the moment.
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I want to enjoy my tuna, not
think about poisoned fetuses.
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Sorry, you're right.
They weren't cheap,
so let's savour them.
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Sorry, it's Steph.
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But it's our anniversary!
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Hi, StA�phane!
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Eve,
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I know you're busy
so I'll be quick.
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I'm swamped here too.
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00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,119
Is everything OK?
237
00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:25,122
I hear some rumbling
in the background.
238
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:27,124
Yeah, I'm fine.
What is it?
239
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:29,167
I just got a call from France.
240
00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:30,836
Ooh! Good news?
241
00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:34,089
A French producer is coming
to see your show next month.
242
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:38,844
I don't have any gigs
planned. -You'll be doing
Marie-Lyne's talk show.
243
00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:42,848
- Are you kidding me?
- I spoke to the producer, Mario,
244
00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:44,016
who agrees with me.
245
00:13:44,016 --> 00:13:47,769
And you didn't think
getting my OK was important?
246
00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:50,689
I made a brunch reservation
for you two tomorrow.
247
00:13:50,814 --> 00:13:52,899
Clear things up,
so that next month
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00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:56,028
- you two can work together.
- And she agreed to that?
249
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,283
She's willing to meet you
halfway and bury the ratchet.
250
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,743
Hatchet.
251
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,953
I don't give a
fuck what you bury
252
00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:07,789
as long as you two
rekindle your chemistry,
253
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,958
so that we can
all profit from it.
254
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,961
It it goes awry,
fuck the hatchet,
255
00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:15,172
- I'm burying our contract.
- 10 AM tomorrow.
256
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,799
Fine, OK.
257
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:21,136
I'm only doing this because of
France. We're going to France!
258
00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:22,971
Long live France.
259
00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,725
Did she already hang up?
260
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,564
We're going to France? When?
261
00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:39,279
It's always your projects,
not ours. -I can't start
a career in France at 50.
262
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:42,699
Sure, makes more sense to wait
till 50 to get pregnant.
263
00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:47,496
You're hard to follow.
This morning it was
babies, tonight, Paris.
264
00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:49,998
I'm not really
myself before coffee.
265
00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,291
Listen,
266
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,711
I'll tell you what I want.
I want a baby. With you.
267
00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:56,088
For real.
268
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:59,132
But before I can do that,
I need to live first.
269
00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:01,051
Is that OK?
270
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:04,596
I have this lust for life
now because I know this
is where we're headed.
271
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:07,808
But I need to know
what I'm capable of first.
272
00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:12,771
Why didn't you say so
before? -I thought we
had an understanding.
273
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,106
Right?
274
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:17,025
But first, lemme drink
all the French wine I desire.
275
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,778
I'm saying yes to a baby,
but not tonight.
276
00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:22,823
You'll have to keep cumming
on my tits a while longer.
277
00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:29,996
So?
278
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,834
Not bad for a hungover gal, eh?
279
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,004
So you haven't seen this yet?
280
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:40,007
An iPad? Sure, I have.
281
00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:48,056
"Marie-Lyne Joncas
ruffles feathers..." What?
282
00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:53,645
"The recent misconduct of
41-year-old..." -Hey, I'm 38.
283
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,356
"...mark a period
in which, frankly,
284
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,651
"the former host has lost
some of her sparkle and bite
285
00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:02,821
"and doesn't seem motivated
to create quality programs."
286
00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:06,116
It's even worse
when well written.
287
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:09,911
Mario, I can see you're
worried. Don't be.
288
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,623
As soon as a celebrity dons an
ugly tube dress on Big Brother,
289
00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:16,501
they'll forget all
about me, I swear.
290
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,003
That's your solution?
291
00:16:18,128 --> 00:16:23,842
I'm meeting Eve tomorrow
to fake a reunion.
I've done my part.
292
00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,261
I'm afraid it
might not be enough.
293
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:31,183
Are you sick? Do
you have melanoma?
294
00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:33,268
You should disclose it now.
295
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,648
I'm meeting with Eve
to save my career despite the
industry wishing I had cancer!
296
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,940
By the way, Mario,
297
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,902
onions are not dairy,
they're vegetables!
298
00:16:49,201 --> 00:16:53,580
Guess the article
was right, you are ruffling
feathers. I'm choking on 'em.
299
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:58,710
You can't always trust
reporters. For instance,
some said your show is good.
300
00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:03,173
You've always
been quick-witted. Too bad it
doesn't show with your guests.
301
00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:08,887
So you are watching us?
Thanks for being there. We
need you. Don't abandon us.
302
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,059
Well...
303
00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:15,727
here's to our reunion.
304
00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:17,771
- Professional.
- Totally.
305
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:34,204
Nothing will ever be as
funny as when the Canadians
advanced to the finals
306
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,123
and you smoked with your feet.
307
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,756
Remember the blister I found
between my toes the next day?
308
00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:46,883
I can still feel your pain.
309
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,972
Dunno if it's the bubbly
that's making me say what
I'm about to say but...
310
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:55,475
- I'm happy to see you, buddy.
- You know
311
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,686
how awkward I am
at these things.
312
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,272
I'll just raise my glass
and say, I agree.
313
00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:04,109
I said it first! -I was
starting to get emotional.
314
00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:11,783
Do you remember why we
stopped talking? -Yeah. You
went solo without telling me.
315
00:18:11,783 --> 00:18:15,120
You told everyone but me
you had had enough of our show.
316
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:20,751
Eve, I was tired. The tour
had ended. I just needed
to let the dust settle.
317
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:23,170
You could've told me.
318
00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,922
Is that why we stopped talking?
319
00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:28,425
I was waiting for
you to apologize.
320
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:30,177
I was hoping you would.
321
00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,846
Fine, so, we both apologize.
322
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,223
- We're sorry, everyone!
- Sorry!
323
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,183
Good.
324
00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,854
Oof. Check out
the beige capris.
325
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:46,318
Are these the pants you were
comparing my boyfriend to?
326
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,278
I thought that was him.
327
00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:53,992
Should we order another
bottle? -Totally. We're
celebrating our reunion.
328
00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:57,371
But without the OJ.
It's giving me heartburn.
329
00:18:57,371 --> 00:19:00,332
Girl! Two bottles of bubbly,
330
00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:01,667
- to go.
- Yeah.
331
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,794
Uncork it then recork it.
332
00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:10,217
Remember all
the dreams we had?
333
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,053
Mucho dreams, man!
Like what, again?
334
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,058
We wanted to buy a donkey and
call it... -David C-ass-idy!
335
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:22,479
Didn't we want
to buy a vineyard too?
And make our own wine.
336
00:19:22,479 --> 00:19:24,815
- Let's do it!
- Are you insane?
337
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:28,694
We just patched things up.
How about we start up slow?
338
00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,779
Like with a TV show.
339
00:19:30,779 --> 00:19:35,367
Are you insane? With our
foul mouths, no broadcaster
is stupid enough to hire us.
340
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,912
I'm telling you, we should
follow our true passion.
341
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,249
- Trust me.
- Let's follow it, then.
342
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,835
- Press send!
- Hold on!
343
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,546
- It's just the alcohol talking.
- No, it's our dream.
344
00:19:47,963 --> 00:19:49,798
Alcohol is just
speeding things along.
345
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,134
- Let's go!
- I gotta talk to my boyfriend.
346
00:19:52,134 --> 00:19:54,303
I'm giving you an
order, Eve CA'tA�!
347
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:57,806
It'll still be on
sale tomorrow! -Maybe
it won't. Press send!
348
00:19:57,806 --> 00:20:00,267
Let's live our
lives to the fullest!
349
00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,774
Hey you two! Back together?
350
00:20:07,899 --> 00:20:09,526
- Yep!
- Yes. We're buying this!
351
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,028
Look!
352
00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:15,866
"Visit tomorrow, 1 PM."
353
00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:21,997
From drunks to winemakers!
354
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,374
We'll visit, then buy it,
then be rich!
355
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,336
Have you ever worked
on a farm? -How much?
356
00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:31,715
I know how much money you make
and you can't afford it.
357
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:35,552
But is it doable? -Sounds
like a stupid drunken plan.
358
00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:42,552
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