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Hey, ladies...
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Dallas is finally starting
to cool down, y'all.
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I had
a strange premonition.
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...show fueled
by lattes.
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Ed Sheeran's back on tour
at the Dallas...
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I want to hear about
your worst friends. Call us...
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Oh, fuck! My dick!
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Ow!
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Lunchtime, freaks.
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Oh, my God,
it's the Free Eden girls.
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It's impossible
to get a job there.
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They're like mall royalty.
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Here comes mother.
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- The Fruits are so hot.
- Isn't there a fourth one?
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I heard she went crazy.
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Cherry...
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- Wait, don't they pay?
- We don't charge the Fruits.
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- Apple's a bitch.
- She's so much more than that.
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I needmy shawarma.
Gimme, gimme!
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Thank you.
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- Do you want some?
- No.
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- I heard she was a wrangler.
- She waved at me once.
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Oh, my God,
I want to be her.
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My cowgirl.
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Her fits are pristine.
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- You hungry?
- What?
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Oh, my God.
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Want some ranch with that?
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Look.
Did you see them?
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- Give me the goss, bitch.
- Oh, my God.
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- See you Wednesday.
- Bye!
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- I love Fig.
She's my favorite.
- Go!
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God, I wish I was named
after a fruit.
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Colin, get real.
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I want them
to spit in my mouth.
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God, they are so hot.
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Bro, she doesn't even know
you exist.
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Fig, hit 10K today.
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Cherry, you get to help me
unbox the new shipment.
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I'm basically
selling for two now,
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so if I want to make manager...
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Wait, are you preggy?
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No!
No, she's talking about--
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Don't say her name.
She does not work here anymore.
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Obvi I'm not pregnant.
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What if I had a boy and had to
name him, like,
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Bob or some shit?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Apple, you would make such
a better manager than Sharon.
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Yeah. Whatever it takes
to get rid of Sharon.
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Sharon.
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I think gummy bears
are making me high.
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Yeah,
you need a new addiction
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like I need a tiny
little bolero jacket.
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Wait, what if we asked Sharon
to hire someone new
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to replace
She Who Shall Not Be Named?
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No, I do not need
another cracked-out mini-me.
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Yeah, we don't need anybody,
Fig.
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We're ride or die.
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Oh!
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We do not take the escalator
in our skinny heels.
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- I'm going pee.
- Okay.
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- Alone. 'Kay, bye.
- Okay.
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Hey, y'all.
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Ooh!
Free samples.
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No!
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Hey.
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Um, I don't know
what you do at these ren faires,
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but, you know, here at the mall
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we don't talk to
the Sister Sweet's, Fig.
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Um, actually,
it's Sister Salt's.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Put that back. Put that down.
Put that down.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's go.
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- Bye.
- No, don't wave at her!
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- What?
- She'll get the wrong idea.
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And Apple says
that
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And Parmesan cheese?
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And then I threw
my hot coffee on his dick.
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Wait,
your coffee or your latte?
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Latte. Stop. This is serious.
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Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
You're right.
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My hot latte on his dick
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'cause obviously I was not gonna
let this man come.
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Oh, my God, of course.
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But you know what
the most beautiful part is?
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I got you an extra latte
this morning.
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I had the forethought
to get you an extra latte.
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It's like we're rebelling
against the patriarchy together.
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Cherry, you have to work
on this compulsion you have
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to make yourself
the main character
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in everyone else's story.
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- It's exhausting.
- Yeah.
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This better be something
I can sell the shit out of.
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Hey, ladies.
So, for you, that'll be 800.
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Thank you.
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And this three-piece is
actually on sale for 2,500.
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You're so lucky.
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I know. It's great.
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Ah, the receipts
will be e-mailed to you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God. Hi!
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Oh, these are so good.
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Have you ever tried them
all together at once?
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It's, like, amazing.
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Oh!
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Glitter miniskirts.
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The Hilary Duff collab
is back.
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Thank Goddess.
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I'm such a Gordo.
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No, you're a Miranda.
Fig's a Gordo.
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- What's your name again?
- Pumpkin.
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Dead-ass?
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Dead-ass what?
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Wait, is that like,
a flavor or something?
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No, it's my name.
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I knew there was
something special about you.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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Sorry, we just have a thing
about Sister Salt's.
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It's, like,
bottom of the food chain.
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Next to Keep Calm and Cookie On,
you know what I mean?
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Kind of invisible to us.
Sorry.
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It's okay.
My job doesn't define me.
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My hotness
and my personality do.
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And are you guys hiring?
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Fig, have you hit 10K yet?
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'Cause Cherry and I are up here
working our fucking tits off.
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We need you
to pull your weight.
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Love you, babe.
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Copy, Apple.
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Who's that?
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Why don't you come back
tomorrow,
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but don't bring the pretzels, okay?
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They're like poison here.
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Actually, bring the pretzels,
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but only bring
the cinnamon ones.
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Apple loves cinnamon.
Naturally.
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Thanks, Fig.
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Thanks, Pumpkin.
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Hey, Fruits.
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So I know that we don't want to
hire anyone else,
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but I just met this
supercute girl.
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Her essence is so boho babe,
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and she has
a great personality.
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She's a bit of a fixer-upper,
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but I told her
to come back tomorrow.
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Okay, I got to go.
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There's a woman down here
wearing sweatpants
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and going through a breakup.
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It's a lot.
Okay, bye.
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Ohhhhhh!
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Fuck!
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I keep telling you
your nails are a safety hazard.
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But I like them so much.
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Freshly baked pretzel?
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I love cinnamon.
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I heard.
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Do I know you?
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I don't think so.
I just got here last week.
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Are you looking for a job, babe?
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Bright and early?
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I have a job.
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Do you like this job?
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I get that dough.
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Fig, get me an application.
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Mm-hmm.
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They look like
little shits.
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So how do you take
your coffee?
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I don't. It makes me vom.
I drink tea.
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Okay, we can work on that.
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Do you ever feel alone
sometimes?
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I have a heart tattoo
on my pinky.
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Mm.
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I think anybody
with a tiny heart
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tattooed on their body
is deeply alone.
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Mm-hmm.
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I think I got it
because my parents
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couldn't afford to buy me
American Girl dolls
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when I was little.
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I think I'd like
to be a doll myself.
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I'd like for someone
to braid my hair.
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Oh, my God!
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So rude.
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What's your name?
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Pumpkin.
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Yeah, I know.
It's really Pumpkin.
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We're all fruits
here at Free Eden.
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what are you up to tonight?
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Uh, well,
I was gonna go home
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and make a chocolate cake
with my mom.
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But, like, what do you want to
be up to tonight?
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Attention, shoppers.
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The Dallas Highland Place Mall
is now closed.
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Please make your way
to the exit.
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Burn it.
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Come on.
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So are you from Oklahoma?
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Uh, what?
No.
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Oh, that's crazy,
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because you were
totally giving off
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a scissor-tailed
flycatcher vibe.
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Happens all the time.
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That's the state bird
of Oklahoma.
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Um, are we allowed
to be in here?
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Technically, no.
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I know a lot
about state birds.
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No one really liked me
in high school,
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so I know a lot
about state birds.
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What's the state bird
of Texas?
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Holy shit. Uh...
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Holy shit, I'm blanking on it.
Oh, my God. Oh...
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Are you from Texas?
I'm just-- I'm from Plano.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm from Irving.
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It's over
by the Cowboys' stadium.
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And then Apple is
from Grapevine,
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which is actually
kind of close to you.
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And then Cherry is
from Highland Park.
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Whoa.
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Oh, don't worry.
She's not rich.
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After her whole family died,
she didn't inherit anything.
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Life insurance system
is so broken,
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you know what I mean?
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- After her entire family died?
- Well, yeah.
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Apple and Cherry are part
of an elite dead-dads club.
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- Me too.
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The northern mockingbird.
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That's the state bird of Texas.
The northern mockingbird.
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I can't believe I forgot
that one.
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You ask a lot
of questions, Pumpkin.
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I like it.
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Blow me.
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Blow me.
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I don't really smoke.
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It's not smoking,
it's praying.
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You're a natural, babe.
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Welcome to Paradise.
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Of the tree.
Winter.
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Of the root.
Summer.
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Cherry's sober.
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Okay.
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Cool.
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Okay, now you say
where your fruit comes from
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and the peak season.
245
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So you would say,
"Of the..."
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"Bush. Spring."
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Uh, okay.
Of the... dirt.
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And, uh, Halloween.
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It's a vine.
Pumpkins grow on vines.
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I looked it up.
I Googled it.
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Just to make sure that it was
actually also a fruit--
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Cherry.
You need to be more trusting.
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That's another unattractive
quality we have to work on.
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Sorry.
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00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,022
I just couldn't pass up
the opportunity
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for a good background check.
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Y'all, Halloween is
in the fall.
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- I know.
- That's bananas.
259
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,962
We've finally completed
the retail season.
260
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:32,276
Well, if we agree
that a pumpkin is a fruit,
261
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,347
because some scientists believe
that it's actually a vegetable.
262
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,005
I'm sorry, Cherry, do you
actually fucking hate women?
263
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,352
- What?
- I thought you were
ride or die, babe.
264
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,527
I am.
I am both ride and die.
265
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:45,737
Oh, so are you staying,
or are you going?
266
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,191
Um...
267
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:57,473
Oh, my God.
The retail cycle is complete.
268
00:15:57,577 --> 00:16:00,200
This is cosmic.
269
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,926
Let's begin the induction.
270
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,904
Okay, I'm sorry,
but what is freaking going on?
271
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,803
What do you mean, babes?
272
00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,494
Is it-- Is it--
Is that blood?
273
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,393
Um, I just, um...
274
00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:23,465
Is it weird
that I'm confused right now?
275
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,225
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
276
00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,331
Are you guys witches?
277
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,092
What is your definition
of a witch?
278
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:37,099
Um... broomsticks and spells,
I guess.
279
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,377
- And Nicole Kidman.
- Yes.
280
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,517
I studied the occult,
alchemy, astrology,
281
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,174
astral projection.
282
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,832
Where our consciousness
can exist without our bodies.
283
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,385
Fig, has a degree
in astrophysics.
284
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,905
I'm saving up
for grad school.
285
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,220
Our magic isn't
some witch-talk rip-off
286
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,843
fluffy-bunny bullshit.
287
00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:59,397
To put it simply,
288
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,573
our magic
is the mundane shit
289
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:05,334
you would have been executed for
in Salem.
290
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:09,166
Being a witch
is being a sister.
291
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:11,271
And we all need sisterhood
to survive.
292
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:15,103
That's why I created Paradise.
293
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,760
You must follow three rules.
294
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:23,801
Rule one--
We follow the shine theory.
295
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,838
Shine theory states
women illuminate
296
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:30,083
when they surround themselves
with other women who shine,
297
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:33,121
and they don't do anything
to dim their light.
298
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:38,022
Rule two-- the vindicar.
299
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:40,162
The demon that derives pleasure
300
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:44,304
from other people's
pain and misery.
301
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:47,169
You must banish vindicars.
302
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:49,792
And most importantly,
rule three--
303
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:53,555
We only text boys
using emojis.
304
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:54,970
Right, Fig?
305
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,662
Well, Norman's not
my boyfriend, so...
306
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,112
He better not be.
307
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,050
Goats milk,
thigh gaps,
308
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,017
rose petals, bone caps,
309
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,916
truffle oil, bitch slap,
310
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:12,574
blood clots, juice press.
311
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,477
Hold my finger.
312
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,552
Slap me.
313
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:29,694
What?
314
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,111
Do it.
315
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,182
No.
316
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,808
Boo.
317
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,672
I really thought you--
318
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:49,887
Oh, my gosh,
I'm-- I'm so sorry. I...
319
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,307
No worries, babe.
That was the last ingredient.
320
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,313
Drink up.
321
00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,608
Good girl.
322
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,232
Come with.
323
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,170
Welcome to confessional.
324
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:34,138
This is a safe space
where we confess our sins
325
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,036
to the ultimate femme martyr.
326
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,212
You must address her
by her stage name.
327
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,042
Which is?
328
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:45,114
Marilyn.
329
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,082
Monroe.
330
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,670
Duh.
331
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:52,087
No man could control her.
Not even the president.
332
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,952
And we honor that sacrifice.
333
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,957
Am I supposed to look
in the mirror?
334
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,993
Yeah, babe.
335
00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,478
Uh, wait, but I just,
I don't--
336
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,963
I don't have anything
to confess, so...
337
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,346
I wouldn't be so sure
about that.
338
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,703
Uh...
339
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:22,738
Marilyn.
340
00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:25,914
Hello, Marilyn.
341
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,986
Well, I guess it's
kind of cool to finally have
342
00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,746
some female friends.
343
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,990
I just...
344
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,337
I don't know
if I buy all of this.
345
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:41,861
The whole
"girls supporting girls" thing.
346
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:44,035
Paradise.
347
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:47,107
The shine theory.
348
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,488
I mean,
don't-- don't get me wrong.
349
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,871
I-- I wish it was real,
but...
350
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,501
I guess sisterhood just
doesn't come naturally to me.
351
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:08,474
And look, I-I tried to be
the girl with the...
352
00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:12,857
matching friendship tattoos
and-- and the burning sage,
353
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:16,689
but, uh, it didn't really--
didn't really work.
354
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,485
All I was left with was,
you know,
355
00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:23,592
a weird heart on my knuckle
356
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,629
and a hamster with asthma.
357
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:27,527
That's... well.
358
00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,327
I mean, maybe she's not a...
359
00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:38,193
Maybe she could finally teach me
how to...
360
00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:47,823
Apple? Hello?
361
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:50,792
Are you all down here?
362
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,831
Oh.
363
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,801
What? No!
364
00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:03,149
Bitches!
365
00:22:03,252 --> 00:22:04,323
Fuck!
366
00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:08,223
Hey, mom. Um, yeah. Sorry, I--
367
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,914
Yeah. I'm okay.
368
00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,814
I'm having-- I'm having
a slumber party tonight.
369
00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:18,129
Yeah. It's her.
370
00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:23,618
I don't know,
but... I'm gonna find out.
371
00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:29,762
Good morning, shoppers.
372
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:33,662
The mall stores will open
in 30 minutes.
373
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,770
Power walking is hard.
374
00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:47,504
Is she deceased?
375
00:22:50,817 --> 00:22:54,269
Her latte is gonna get cold.
376
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,788
You smell that?
377
00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:57,134
Yeah.
378
00:22:57,237 --> 00:23:00,448
Smells like puppy's breath
and cinnamon sticks.
379
00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,242
Is someone wearing--
380
00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:08,904
The Mojave body mist?
381
00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:11,666
Yeah, I'm wearing it.
382
00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:32,203
You are so Andy Sachs
right now.
383
00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:34,240
I got you
a pumpkin spice latte.
384
00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,449
Coffee makes me vom.
385
00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:39,141
Miranda Priestly would totally
take you to Paris.
386
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,251
You might be ready
for your trial shift.
387
00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:46,735
I'm not already hired?
388
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,530
Oh, no, Sharon has to
approve of you first.
389
00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:51,119
- Who is Sharon?
- The manager.
390
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,603
For now.
391
00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:11,519
- What did he look like?
- He looked like a critter.
392
00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,935
Oh, okay.
393
00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:16,731
Perf.
394
00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,595
You could take this one,
Pumpkin.
395
00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:23,738
Hi!
396
00:24:23,841 --> 00:24:25,981
Um, anything
I can help you with today?
397
00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:27,845
Uh, what do girls like?
398
00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:29,744
Uh...
399
00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:33,333
Hey, Belinda,
stop chasing Mackenzie.
400
00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:35,128
Sorry, I'm a bit of a mess.
401
00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:36,785
Oh, don't I know it?
402
00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:39,339
I used to put my dad through
all sorts of shenanigans,
403
00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:41,031
but, you know, don't worry.
404
00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:44,448
They'll always be
daddy's little girls at heart.
405
00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:46,346
I know I still am.
406
00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,141
Um, so what--
what can I help you with?
407
00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,729
- Uh--
- Hey, babe.
408
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,559
Oh. Hi.
409
00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,422
Momfluencer.
410
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,598
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
411
00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:58,497
Do you have sand
in your ass crack?
412
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,327
Because you are giving
beach babe.
413
00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,329
Where is your tan from?
414
00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:05,262
Oh, we were just in Galveston.
415
00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:07,367
But I'm not sure
if it's big enough
416
00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:10,785
because they want it to block
both my face and my baby.
417
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,718
That is so thoughtful of you.
418
00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:15,617
I honestly think if I had a kid,
I would never think of them.
419
00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:18,896
Oh, my God,
what is her name?
420
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,829
Oh, it's a boy.
421
00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:24,384
Sorry.
422
00:25:24,488 --> 00:25:26,455
You just need a little fabric, sweetie.
423
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,216
Just a little.
424
00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:30,667
Ooh!
425
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,601
Houdini over here.
426
00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:38,882
Ah... ah?
427
00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:55,070
- Oh.
- Galveston.
428
00:25:55,174 --> 00:25:58,039
Virgin Mary, holy being.
429
00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:00,006
Are you a poet?
430
00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,870
No, I'm a witch.
431
00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:03,596
You conjure confidence
here at Free Eden.
432
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:07,082
And, babe, this is just--
- You look amazing.
433
00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:08,359
Gorge.
434
00:26:09,326 --> 00:26:10,569
Wow.
435
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,847
Baby!
436
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,340
Thank you!
437
00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:26,377
Bye, girls!
438
00:26:26,481 --> 00:26:28,241
Thank you so much.
439
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,729
He was so sweet.
440
00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:35,214
Makes me really miss my dad.
441
00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,976
What, because he bought them
stuff, he's a good guy?
442
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,840
They probably caught him
with his mistress or something.
443
00:26:40,944 --> 00:26:43,981
It's called a payoff present.
- You don't know that.
444
00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:47,433
Men are two faced, Pumpkin.
445
00:26:47,536 --> 00:26:48,917
Come on.
446
00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:57,063
- What was that?
- Nothing.
447
00:26:58,064 --> 00:27:00,653
Code dill.
I repeat, code dill.
448
00:27:00,757 --> 00:27:03,518
Go upstairs. Don't engage.
449
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,969
- Do y'all know her?
- Copy, code dill.
450
00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:07,453
Vindicar.
451
00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:10,249
Apple, in my office.
452
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,152
Yes.
Reporting another incident.
453
00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:21,640
Apple, this cannot happen
again with the new girl.
454
00:27:21,743 --> 00:27:23,642
It won't.
455
00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:28,474
Let's go on a field trip.
456
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:36,758
You have so much potential,
Pumpkin.
457
00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:39,899
I see so much of myself in you.
458
00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:44,663
You know, when I was a sales
girl, not yet a saleswoman,
459
00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:48,287
I had a knack for making
something out of nothing.
460
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,775
Even when I was a tiny little
Apple, I had a green thumb.
461
00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:58,884
I made my own Paradise
out of...
462
00:27:58,987 --> 00:28:03,198
playgrounds, doll houses,
463
00:28:03,302 --> 00:28:05,338
oversized Costco boxes.
464
00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:09,480
Because I had to.
- Had to what?
465
00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,310
Survive.
466
00:28:13,105 --> 00:28:16,798
Women who don't have a garden
won't grow.
467
00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:18,904
What did that one bitch say,
468
00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:21,492
"a room of one's own"?
469
00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:23,391
Virginia Woolf.
470
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,324
No, that doesn't sound right.
471
00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:32,020
Anyways, we have to create
spaces for ourselves.
472
00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:35,783
Rip out the weeds.
473
00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,061
Throw out the snakes.
474
00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,893
There's always work to be done
to protect your garden.
475
00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:46,310
We can do it together.
476
00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:48,830
- Are you looking to buy?
- Yeah, if I can find it.
477
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:53,386
Look at what
we already accomplished today.
478
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,392
When we met,
479
00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:01,809
I felt this connection.
480
00:29:03,155 --> 00:29:04,984
Like blood.
481
00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:08,539
- You did?
- Did you?
482
00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:16,513
Which is why I'm happy to say...
483
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:20,137
...you're hired, babe.
484
00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:21,587
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
485
00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:24,072
Where the fuck is
the pumpkin charm?
486
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,731
Thank you so much.
487
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:30,354
I could have used
that about ten minutes ago.
488
00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:35,325
Jane is the ultimate girl boss.
489
00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,327
She really does it all.
490
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,088
I wish I could hold down
that many jobs.
491
00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:49,097
OMG, Pumpkin.
492
00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:51,513
Jane Does Detective
is my favorite.
493
00:29:51,617 --> 00:29:54,551
Look at her little khaki trench!
494
00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:55,897
You shouldn't have.
495
00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:57,830
I mean, well,
you needed a talisman
496
00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,557
and she is the ultimate
girlboss.
497
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,283
So true.
498
00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:03,940
My talisman is
Shirley Temple.
499
00:30:04,043 --> 00:30:05,631
The, uh, dead child actress?
500
00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:07,978
No, no.
My 9-year-old Scottish fold.
501
00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:09,531
It's the same kind of cat
that Taylor Swift has.
502
00:30:09,635 --> 00:30:11,602
A lot of people thought
that she discovered Ed Sheeran,
503
00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:12,707
but she didn't.
504
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,742
We should name her Marilyn.
505
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,123
Oh, no, no, no.
506
00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:17,332
I think she should be part
of the group.
507
00:30:21,164 --> 00:30:23,718
You should do the honors
of unpacking those.
508
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,583
Oh, Apple.
I had dibs on the stilettos.
509
00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:29,241
Oh, are you literally
an infant?
510
00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:36,041
- Well, no.
- You can unbox these, babe.
511
00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:43,289
Do you think Pumpkin is
Apple's Mini-Me?
512
00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:47,500
Why does she like her so much?
513
00:30:51,021 --> 00:30:53,092
Keep your enemies close.
514
00:30:55,025 --> 00:30:56,475
- Hi.
- Hey.
515
00:30:56,578 --> 00:30:58,857
- What are you guys doing?
- Yeah, no, we're just--
516
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,168
I love your hair.
517
00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:20,637
Happy winter solstice.
518
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,742
Fall is over.
519
00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:25,884
Pumpkin has completed
her retail cycle.
520
00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:28,679
So, we celebrate
her first month with us
521
00:31:28,783 --> 00:31:30,992
and welcome...
522
00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:34,064
the birth of the sun.
- The birth of the sun.
523
00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:41,451
Open up.
524
00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,003
- What did we take?
- Sequins.
525
00:32:16,106 --> 00:32:18,108
It's a placebo, babe.
526
00:32:18,212 --> 00:32:21,077
This is just what
Paradise feels like.
527
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,958
Hi.
528
00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:42,443
- What is that?
- It's my planner.
529
00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:43,823
Oh.
530
00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:45,446
Apple has me
on a strict schedule.
531
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,173
- Mm.
- You know, for, like,
my mental health.
532
00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:52,211
You know what?
533
00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:54,420
On Wednesdays, I have therapy.
534
00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:57,423
I need somebody to cover for me.
535
00:32:57,527 --> 00:33:00,357
If you're lucky,
that could be you.
536
00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:04,603
So, um...
537
00:33:05,431 --> 00:33:07,606
...Apple has a calendar for you?
538
00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:12,369
That is kind of controlling.
539
00:33:12,473 --> 00:33:14,578
Apple helped me get sober.
540
00:33:16,063 --> 00:33:19,480
And not, like, sad sober.
541
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:23,208
Like fun, hot sober.
542
00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:28,213
And she's helping me
with a lot of--
543
00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:31,319
You know what?
544
00:33:32,286 --> 00:33:35,737
I shouldn't dump truck
my issues on you.
545
00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:37,877
We're working on that, too.
546
00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:41,847
I have a really bad case
of main character syndrome.
547
00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:43,504
Guys, come dance with me.
548
00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,884
Okay.
549
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,733
Confessional for you tonight,
Fig.
550
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,217
What?
551
00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,702
Cherry said you ditched her
to meet Norman.
552
00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,670
- No, I didn't.
- Stop.
553
00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:13,672
We have proof.
554
00:34:15,432 --> 00:34:17,503
We had plans
to walk wistfully
555
00:34:17,607 --> 00:34:20,368
through the parking lot
at sunset.
556
00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:23,889
I had to walk wistfully
by myself.
557
00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:33,071
Okay.
558
00:34:56,749 --> 00:34:59,200
Forgive me, Marilyn...
559
00:35:02,238 --> 00:35:03,756
...for...
560
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,383
I want to build an Ikea couch
with Norman.
561
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:16,735
I want to talk to him in words,
not emojis.
562
00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:22,154
It's my mother's
dream come true.
563
00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:28,195
She always wanted me to be a
part of someone else's toolbox.
564
00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:31,853
To be used and put away.
565
00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:39,102
I watched my mother
love someone entirely
566
00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,622
and give up on herself.
567
00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:49,077
I got piercings
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
568
00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:53,323
Got a physics degree
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
569
00:35:53,979 --> 00:35:58,432
I allowed myself to find peace
and freedom in Paradise
570
00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:01,400
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
571
00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:06,957
And I still feel alone.
572
00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:13,688
And then I met him.
573
00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:20,039
And he complimented me on
my music taste and my piercings.
574
00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:21,696
And he told me that
his name was Norman,
575
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,042
and, Marilyn, you know
576
00:36:23,146 --> 00:36:25,321
that "Psycho"
is my favorite movie.
577
00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:29,394
He just wants me around.
578
00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:33,501
But now I feel split in two.
579
00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,369
And I am terrified
580
00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:43,062
that I am going to get
the same haircut as my mother.
581
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,830
Is she happy?
582
00:36:58,492 --> 00:37:00,977
Whoa, I don't
want to text that.
583
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,392
Well, I'm glad you changed.
584
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:03,980
Did you lock your car
this time?
585
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,602
Um, where did I...
586
00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:06,914
Yeah, I think so.
587
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:08,916
You parked right there.
588
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:12,057
- Bye. Good night.
- Bye, Pumpkin.
589
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,508
- Bye! I love you.
- I love you so much.
590
00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,890
Oh! It is cold.
591
00:37:17,994 --> 00:37:19,513
Bye.
592
00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:28,004
Hi, Mom.
593
00:37:28,107 --> 00:37:29,971
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I missed your calls.
594
00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:32,974
Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker
on the way home.
595
00:37:33,975 --> 00:37:36,392
Yes. I'm being safe.
596
00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:44,986
I don't know yet,
597
00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:48,818
but I think I can crack
the other two to find out.
598
00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:58,621
- Wow.
- She can ring you up right now.
599
00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,554
- Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah, sure.
600
00:38:01,382 --> 00:38:02,556
Are you--
601
00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,972
Don't you want to make
the sale?
602
00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:07,664
Oh, no.
It's time for me to go.
603
00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:10,702
Oh, right. Yes.
Yeah. Therapy.
604
00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:13,705
It's Wednesday. Have fun.
- Yeah.
605
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,727
Bye.
606
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:36,935
Oh! Wait.
607
00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:40,352
I forgot something.
608
00:38:48,809 --> 00:38:51,052
Around my neck.
609
00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:52,778
Therapy!
- Okay.
610
00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:51,319
My little gumdrop!
611
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,886
I'm so excited.
612
00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,518
Oh, leave us alone.
Leave us alone. Bye! Bye!
613
00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,935
Keep going! Keep going!
614
00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,627
Oh, Pumpkin!
Pumpkin!
615
00:40:22,730 --> 00:40:25,146
Cookie man, put me down!
616
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,527
What? Oh, fuck!
617
00:40:26,631 --> 00:40:28,426
Hey. Hey, babe.
Um, I just--
618
00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:31,394
I wanted to make sure
that you...
619
00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,465
ate.
- That's so sweet.
620
00:40:33,569 --> 00:40:36,330
Um... I ate.
621
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,298
Shit.
I, uh, I gotta go.
622
00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:40,610
He's gotta go.
623
00:40:40,714 --> 00:40:43,130
I bet I burnt the, uh, snickerdoodles.
624
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,787
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
625
00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,997
Um,
give me a sec.
626
00:40:55,004 --> 00:40:57,040
Can you help me? My nails--
- Yes. Oh, my gosh.
627
00:40:57,144 --> 00:40:59,491
- Nails.
- Yeah.
628
00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:02,598
I got you.
- Oh.
629
00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,221
Where's the craziest place
you've ever had sex?
630
00:41:05,324 --> 00:41:07,223
Um, I'm a virgin.
631
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,814
Really?
- Yeah.
632
00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:14,679
That's so adorable.
633
00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:17,095
You know what?
I've been thinking.
634
00:41:17,198 --> 00:41:20,788
You should be my new Mini-Me.
- Um, Mini-Me?
635
00:41:20,892 --> 00:41:23,826
Yeah.
We should get matching tattoos.
636
00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:31,143
Look, please don't tell Apple
about this.
637
00:41:31,247 --> 00:41:33,214
Um, why?
638
00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:36,839
Well, I just have enough
unattractive qualities.
639
00:41:36,942 --> 00:41:38,703
What, so,
Apple doesn't like sex?
640
00:41:38,806 --> 00:41:41,775
No, Apple doesn't like
when I have sex on Wednesdays.
641
00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:44,156
But you always have sex
on Wednesdays.
642
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,710
What?
643
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,747
Well, isn't today Wednesday?
644
00:41:50,956 --> 00:41:52,095
You know what?
645
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,166
Free pass if you're wearing
Tuesday, right?
646
00:41:55,927 --> 00:41:58,274
You know, the schedule is
actually kind of nice
647
00:41:58,377 --> 00:42:01,864
because, um, she's just trying
to make sure I stay sober,
648
00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,522
and I don't get dick-whipped.
649
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:07,870
Right, but what's wrong
with dick?
650
00:42:07,973 --> 00:42:11,390
I mean, she's like this
with Fig, too, right?
651
00:42:11,494 --> 00:42:14,946
Apple means well.
She just...
652
00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:19,916
She had bad experiences
growing up with her dad.
653
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,368
You know, the way he treated
her mom and her,
654
00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:25,819
basically abandoned them.
655
00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:29,063
It's not my story to tell...
656
00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:31,169
but he sucks.
657
00:42:34,206 --> 00:42:38,383
R.I...something, not "P."
658
00:42:38,486 --> 00:42:39,487
Are y'all stealing?
659
00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,799
Because if you're stealing,
660
00:42:40,903 --> 00:42:41,766
there's cameras around here,
y'all.
661
00:42:41,869 --> 00:42:44,216
No, we're not stealing.
662
00:42:47,012 --> 00:42:48,635
Hey, listen.
663
00:42:48,738 --> 00:42:51,983
I will not tell Apple, Cherry.
664
00:42:52,086 --> 00:42:55,573
I mean, a Mini-Me
wouldn't do that, right?
665
00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:57,885
Pumpkin!
666
00:42:57,989 --> 00:43:00,267
Okay, and I won't tell her
that you're a virgin
667
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,925
because she also hates virgins.
668
00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:04,064
Oh.
669
00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:06,342
Okay.
670
00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:12,072
- Hey.
- Hello.
671
00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:13,452
- Hi.
- Hi.
672
00:43:13,556 --> 00:43:14,971
Hey.
673
00:43:15,075 --> 00:43:16,904
Oh, I, um...
674
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:20,425
Oh, my God,
that's so nice.
675
00:43:20,528 --> 00:43:21,771
- Yeah, I...
- You're so sweet.
676
00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,255
I don't know.
I mean, okay, yeah.
677
00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:25,603
Oh, my God,
I have the best Mini-Me ever.
678
00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:27,052
- Really?
- Yes.
679
00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,159
What are you reading?
680
00:43:30,262 --> 00:43:32,955
Um, state birds, you know,
just...
681
00:43:33,058 --> 00:43:35,129
- Okay.
- It's my...
682
00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:36,683
Isn't that Fig's thing?
683
00:43:36,786 --> 00:43:38,443
Well, you know, I want to get
to know all of you,
684
00:43:38,546 --> 00:43:39,962
but, I mean, I mean,
okay, hold on.
685
00:43:40,065 --> 00:43:42,136
Wait a second.
There's some good stuff in here.
686
00:43:45,036 --> 00:43:47,348
Thank you for covering me,
Pum.
687
00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,231
Hey, Sharon, can you cover me
at the register for a sec?
688
00:44:08,335 --> 00:44:10,337
I gotta go drop the kids
off at the pool.
689
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,235
Okay. Thank you. Bye.
690
00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:27,388
Hi.
691
00:44:27,492 --> 00:44:29,390
Babe, you know, I love to dip.
692
00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:31,185
Thumbs up emoji.
693
00:44:33,947 --> 00:44:36,432
Oh, um, uh, bee emoji.
694
00:44:36,535 --> 00:44:38,261
Boy and girl kissing emoji,
695
00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:41,989
red heart emoji,
and red question emoji?
696
00:44:42,093 --> 00:44:44,371
Norman,
no one's watching me here.
697
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,270
You can just verbally ask me
what you want to ask me.
698
00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:48,686
Would you be my girlfriend?
699
00:44:51,309 --> 00:44:53,207
Huh? What do you think?
700
00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:56,348
Yes.
701
00:44:56,452 --> 00:44:58,834
- What?
- I said yes.
702
00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:02,700
She said yes, everyone!
703
00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:07,705
And that's not even
the best part.
704
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,223
How could it get any better?
705
00:45:09,327 --> 00:45:11,294
I got us tickets
to see Ed Sheeran.
706
00:45:11,398 --> 00:45:13,296
- No!
- Yes!
707
00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:18,129
I just sent them to you.
708
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,063
What's up?
709
00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:24,860
Wait.
710
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,242
I thought I left it at--
711
00:45:29,450 --> 00:45:31,487
Spooky ringtone, babe.
712
00:45:34,455 --> 00:45:36,112
What do you want?
713
00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:37,976
I just came
to bring you your phone.
714
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,598
I really can't lose--
715
00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:41,773
It is very hard for me
to make friends.
716
00:45:41,877 --> 00:45:44,051
Just like the Great Horned Owl.
- Really?
717
00:45:44,155 --> 00:45:47,814
I feel like you're more
of a rosy-faced lovebird.
718
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,851
Super social and kind.
719
00:45:50,955 --> 00:45:54,165
You've learned about birds
for me?
720
00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:55,925
The northern mockingbird
can sing
721
00:45:56,029 --> 00:45:58,341
up to 200 different songs
and sounds from other--
722
00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:01,103
Insects
and amphibians.
723
00:46:02,069 --> 00:46:03,312
Okay.
724
00:46:04,106 --> 00:46:05,901
Have you ever seen "Psycho"?
725
00:46:06,004 --> 00:46:08,938
No. Ew. Hate horror movies.
Bleh.
726
00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,630
Okay, well, Norman was named
after Norman Bates
727
00:46:11,734 --> 00:46:12,977
because he's such a mama's boy.
728
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,289
Oh, that's so cute.
729
00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:16,704
He's so loving.
730
00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,396
He's my favorite boy
in the whole wide world.
731
00:46:18,499 --> 00:46:20,432
Pumpkin, please do not tell them
and take that away from me.
732
00:46:20,536 --> 00:46:22,158
Oh, no, that's
not what I'm trying to do.
733
00:46:22,262 --> 00:46:24,471
Cherry and Apple
will not understand.
734
00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,197
I think Cherry
will understand.
735
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,474
She's fucking
all of the food court
736
00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,027
on Wednesdays.
- What?
737
00:46:29,131 --> 00:46:30,649
She's not allowed to have sex
on Wednesdays.
738
00:46:30,753 --> 00:46:32,686
Yeah, I just I don't understand
all of these secrets.
739
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,653
And why are you
so afraid of Apple?
740
00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:36,207
We can't let history
repeat itself.
741
00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,450
Fig, you're not making
any sense right now.
742
00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:40,142
And we're in a little bit
of a pickle here.
743
00:46:40,245 --> 00:46:41,695
Oh, my God!
So, you know her name?
744
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,110
What? Who?
745
00:46:43,214 --> 00:46:44,836
Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
746
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,389
Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
747
00:46:46,493 --> 00:46:48,046
Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
748
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:51,118
Pull yourself together, Fig.
749
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:53,776
What-- What happened?
750
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:02,371
Pickle was
the perfect boho babe.
751
00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:03,751
Sun-kissed blonde hair,
752
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,236
zero daddy issues
753
00:47:05,339 --> 00:47:08,549
and effortlessly Gorgina George.
754
00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:11,552
Apple immediately knew
she'd found her Mini-Me.
755
00:47:12,691 --> 00:47:13,969
It's a guttural feeling.
756
00:47:14,072 --> 00:47:15,798
Kind of like finding a soulmate,
you know?
757
00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,489
- It's perfect.
- - Okay.
- Calm down.
758
00:47:17,593 --> 00:47:20,907
They were as glued together
as Pickle's glitter fake lashes.
759
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,323
We all loved her.
760
00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:27,223
We were like the four elements,
living in complete harmony.
761
00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:29,674
But then...
762
00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:32,539
then, Pickle met Ashton.
763
00:47:32,642 --> 00:47:34,679
Ashton was Avril "Sk8r Boi" hot,
764
00:47:34,782 --> 00:47:37,199
a wannabe bad boy.
- Are you hungry?
765
00:47:37,302 --> 00:47:38,614
And it rubbed off on Pickle.
766
00:47:38,717 --> 00:47:40,650
She even started wearing
mini UGG boots to rebel
767
00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:43,550
against the Free Eden
dress code.
768
00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,897
It got nasty fast.
769
00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:48,141
Apple was furious.
770
00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:50,937
After Pickle skipped
her third Paradise,
771
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,043
because obviously
Ashton was more important,
772
00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:57,805
Apple told us we were gonna
try something fucking lit.
773
00:47:57,909 --> 00:47:59,635
A hex.
- Stop.
774
00:47:59,738 --> 00:48:03,363
She didn't tell us against who,
just that they deserved it.
775
00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:07,091
What you have done to me,
776
00:48:07,194 --> 00:48:10,749
let it rebound on you tenfold.
777
00:48:10,853 --> 00:48:14,684
I curse your ugliness
and cruelty.
778
00:48:16,238 --> 00:48:18,930
I condemn you, snake.
779
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:22,451
I condemn you, snake.
780
00:48:22,554 --> 00:48:24,418
I condemn you, snake.
781
00:48:24,522 --> 00:48:26,662
I condemn you, snake.
782
00:48:30,252 --> 00:48:33,220
Next thing we knew,
Ashton was in a coma.
783
00:48:33,324 --> 00:48:36,396
Like some "Grey's Anatomy"
type shit.
784
00:48:36,499 --> 00:48:38,087
They think someone
at Free Eden poisoned him,
785
00:48:38,191 --> 00:48:40,434
but no one knew who.
786
00:48:40,538 --> 00:48:43,196
And Pickle, she lost it.
787
00:48:47,786 --> 00:48:49,271
Okay, wait.
788
00:48:49,374 --> 00:48:51,376
Poisoned?
789
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,826
With what?
790
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,069
Tyler! Oh, my God.
791
00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:56,381
This is a private conversation.
Get out!
792
00:48:56,485 --> 00:48:58,694
Girl, I don't know.
I'm not his next of kin.
793
00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:00,834
All I can tell you
is that the police got involved,
794
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,078
and Pickle was committed
to a hospital.
795
00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:05,149
- For how long?
- A while.
796
00:49:05,252 --> 00:49:07,220
And that's when corporate
brought in Sharon.
797
00:49:07,323 --> 00:49:08,531
Why?
798
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:10,257
I don't know,
they thought that Free Eden
799
00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:11,845
could become a toxic workplace
or something
800
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,709
and they wanted someone
to oversee us,
801
00:49:13,812 --> 00:49:15,331
which we don't need
802
00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:17,195
because we're obviously women
supporting other women.
803
00:49:17,299 --> 00:49:19,853
That's why Apple hates her,
because she's not supporting us.
804
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,234
Not really, anyway.
805
00:49:21,337 --> 00:49:23,753
I can't let anything happen
to Norman.
806
00:49:23,857 --> 00:49:26,239
What do you mean?
807
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:31,485
Whatever that hex was,
what we did was dangerous, babe.
808
00:50:30,993 --> 00:50:33,133
Mall's closed today!
809
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,442
Wait!
810
00:51:06,546 --> 00:51:07,719
Wait, wait, wait.
811
00:51:47,725 --> 00:51:48,967
Pickle?
812
00:52:07,986 --> 00:52:09,264
Run.
813
00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:12,163
- What happened to you?
- She's dangerous.
814
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,924
She hurts the ones she loves.
815
00:52:15,304 --> 00:52:17,030
She hurts the ones she loves.
816
00:52:17,513 --> 00:52:19,101
She hurts the ones she loves.
817
00:52:19,481 --> 00:52:22,208
She hurts the ones she loves.
818
00:52:23,554 --> 00:52:24,934
No.
819
00:52:41,675 --> 00:52:42,952
Sharon?
820
00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:44,782
In the break room.
821
00:52:51,996 --> 00:52:55,586
Hey, Sharon.
Um, can I talk to you for a sec?
822
00:52:55,689 --> 00:52:57,381
Yeah. Come on in.
823
00:52:58,485 --> 00:52:59,969
I need to show you something.
824
00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:02,489
What is it?
825
00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,513
Pumpkin, come to my office
826
00:53:26,617 --> 00:53:28,205
15 before your shift ends
today.
827
00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:31,449
We need to talk
about chino pants.
828
00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:33,348
Don't tell the girls.
829
00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:36,627
Sorry, Sharon.
I, uh, folded them wrong.
830
00:53:37,628 --> 00:53:39,699
Who taught you
how to fold those?
831
00:53:43,737 --> 00:53:45,601
Don't worry.
I'll come with you on this one.
832
00:53:45,705 --> 00:53:47,983
It's like the fourth time that
she's called you in this week.
833
00:53:48,086 --> 00:53:49,433
Yeah, she only ever
calls in Apple
834
00:53:49,536 --> 00:53:51,573
because Apple's
always getting in trouble.
835
00:53:51,676 --> 00:53:53,851
Yeah, I can talk to her alone.
It's fine.
836
00:53:53,954 --> 00:53:56,474
I will teach her
how to fold the chino pants.
837
00:53:56,578 --> 00:53:58,476
From now on, don't worry
about Sharon, babe.
838
00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,788
Come.
839
00:54:02,929 --> 00:54:05,759
Chino pants are
a very awkward length.
840
00:54:19,428 --> 00:54:20,705
Hey, guys.
841
00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:22,776
I talked to Sharon
and everything's--
842
00:54:25,469 --> 00:54:27,264
Change into this, babe.
843
00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:28,334
You look like you've seen
someone wearing white
844
00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:30,577
after Labor Day.
845
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:41,416
A snake is attempting
to enter our garden, ladies.
846
00:54:41,519 --> 00:54:44,591
Sharon may be plotting
to fire Pumpkin.
847
00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:48,250
We must protect our crops
by any means necessary.
848
00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:50,390
Dude, come on.
849
00:54:50,942 --> 00:54:53,669
Yeah, maybe we could just do
some cute dark magic,
850
00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:56,879
like... the spell
for eternal dandruff.
851
00:54:56,983 --> 00:55:00,366
- No. Stop fucking around.
- I don't hate Sharon.
852
00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:02,885
What are you even talking
about, Pumpkin?
853
00:55:02,989 --> 00:55:04,818
We don't know what
Sharon is capable of.
854
00:55:04,922 --> 00:55:06,337
She could destroy us.
855
00:55:06,441 --> 00:55:08,753
And that is
why we need to do this hex.
856
00:55:08,857 --> 00:55:11,480
Sharon is a snake.
She's always been a snake.
857
00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:14,621
And you know how we handle
snakes in our garden.
858
00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:19,350
Like how you handled
Ashton and Pickle?
859
00:55:20,144 --> 00:55:22,353
What did you say?
860
00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:25,736
Who told her?
861
00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:30,050
Do we have another snake
amongst us?
862
00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:34,469
We all did that hex,
including Pickle.
863
00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,540
And we went into it agreeing
864
00:55:36,643 --> 00:55:39,128
that whoever deserved
the punishment would receive it.
865
00:55:39,232 --> 00:55:41,165
Well, we can't do this.
866
00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:43,788
Just be grateful
it isn't Norman.
867
00:55:50,070 --> 00:55:51,209
Fig.
868
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,873
You don't trust me, babe?
869
00:56:01,116 --> 00:56:03,049
I thought I was your BFF.
870
00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:04,844
You are.
871
00:56:23,276 --> 00:56:25,796
What you have done to me,
872
00:56:25,899 --> 00:56:29,558
let it rebound on you tenfold.
873
00:56:29,662 --> 00:56:34,080
I curse your ugliness
and cruelty.
874
00:56:38,567 --> 00:56:39,982
Uh, hello?
875
00:56:42,571 --> 00:56:44,021
I condemn you, snake.
876
00:56:44,124 --> 00:56:46,610
- I condemn you, snake.
- I condemn you, snake.
877
00:56:51,028 --> 00:56:53,133
Babe, you have to join
in order for it to work.
878
00:56:53,237 --> 00:56:55,377
We're literally doing this
for you.
879
00:57:01,728 --> 00:57:04,697
I condemn you, snake.
880
00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:23,094
Aah!
881
00:57:25,856 --> 00:57:28,790
Hey, Pum.
I got you some liquid courage.
882
00:57:29,342 --> 00:57:31,517
How many times do I have to
tell you I don't drink coffee?
883
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:33,933
Oh, girl,
it's just a matcha latte.
884
00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:35,624
I got you.
- Oh.
885
00:57:35,728 --> 00:57:38,455
Um, what are you still
doing here?
886
00:57:38,558 --> 00:57:40,318
Apple made us swear
to stick around
887
00:57:40,422 --> 00:57:42,182
for your talk with Sharon.
888
00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:44,322
Why can't I do anything
by myself?
889
00:57:44,426 --> 00:57:46,601
Babe, we all just
want to support you.
890
00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:49,224
We're worried about you,
you know?
891
00:57:50,190 --> 00:57:52,399
Nooo!
892
00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:54,505
Aaaaah!
893
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,818
Oh, my God.
894
00:57:58,302 --> 00:57:59,786
Come on.
895
00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,759
Aaah!
896
00:58:08,588 --> 00:58:10,452
Um...
897
00:58:10,556 --> 00:58:13,593
I think-- I think
the hex backfired.
898
00:58:15,043 --> 00:58:17,183
We never said Sharon's
name in the spell, Apple.
899
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,529
What if it hit Pickle instead?
900
00:58:18,633 --> 00:58:20,462
What if this is our fault?
901
00:58:26,848 --> 00:58:28,435
Let's get out of here.
902
00:58:39,964 --> 00:58:41,414
Apple.
903
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:44,313
Please don't fire Pumpkin.
904
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:45,901
What are you talking about?
905
00:58:46,005 --> 00:58:47,351
What did you do to Pickle?
906
00:58:47,454 --> 00:58:48,939
Why are you accusing me?
907
00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:52,080
All I ever do around here
is try to help people.
908
00:58:53,184 --> 00:58:55,014
I am an empath, Sharon.
909
00:58:55,117 --> 00:58:57,603
I am trying to make
the world a better place.
910
00:58:57,706 --> 00:59:00,778
Do you think you can make
the world a better place
911
00:59:00,882 --> 00:59:03,298
by getting rid of someone?
912
00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:05,196
What are you talking about?
913
00:59:07,302 --> 00:59:09,097
Are you going to tell corporate?
914
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,099
Tell corporate what?
915
00:59:15,275 --> 00:59:17,519
- Do you feel bad?
- What?
916
00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:19,141
About Pickle.
Do you feel bad?
917
00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,041
Why would I feel bad?
I didn't push her.
918
00:59:22,144 --> 00:59:23,836
You didn't?
919
00:59:25,976 --> 00:59:27,633
Did you?
920
00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:30,567
It's all falling apart.
921
00:59:31,395 --> 00:59:33,811
Not on my watch.
922
01:00:35,355 --> 01:00:38,635
Forgive me, Marilyn,
for I have sinned.
923
01:00:39,221 --> 01:00:42,431
Some people in Highland Park
think I'm dead.
924
01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:45,849
I never corrected them.
925
01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,922
You know, if your entire family
dies in a fire,
926
01:00:50,025 --> 01:00:53,650
I guess you sort of die, too.
927
01:00:55,341 --> 01:00:58,965
I just miss the ones I loved
that died in a house
928
01:00:59,069 --> 01:01:01,796
that burned in two minutes
929
01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,488
while I was fucking
the prom king
930
01:01:04,591 --> 01:01:07,940
in a donut shop parking lot.
931
01:01:09,804 --> 01:01:12,254
You know, Shirley Temple
found me there,
932
01:01:12,358 --> 01:01:16,017
and she told me
about the fire, but...
933
01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:26,441
I don't really feel
alive anymore.
934
01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:33,103
Except when I'm with Apple.
935
01:01:36,313 --> 01:01:39,005
Men definitely don't think
I'm alive.
936
01:01:40,317 --> 01:01:45,046
They just want to buy me
with diamonds.
937
01:01:53,399 --> 01:01:56,264
I think they think it's fun
to fuck a ghost.
938
01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:04,997
They don't care about me
like Apple does.
939
01:02:10,934 --> 01:02:15,939
Diamonds are a girl's
best friend.
940
01:02:16,042 --> 01:02:18,527
You said that.
941
01:02:29,953 --> 01:02:32,610
Is Apple still my best friend?
942
01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:40,032
I thought I could be
her antidote.
943
01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:43,483
That was foolish of me.
944
01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:52,009
She will always be
that cartoonish poison apple.
945
01:02:55,288 --> 01:02:57,290
You know, Apple...
946
01:02:59,948 --> 01:03:01,985
Apple has a story...
947
01:03:03,952 --> 01:03:07,128
...that's really interesting.
948
01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:14,514
You know, she poisoned her dad.
949
01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:20,313
How much more interesting
can you get?
950
01:03:59,939 --> 01:04:01,285
Your call has been forwarded
951
01:04:01,389 --> 01:04:03,770
to an automatic
voice message system.
952
01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,030
Good morning, shoppers.
953
01:04:22,134 --> 01:04:23,825
Due to severe thunderstorm
warnings,
954
01:04:23,929 --> 01:04:26,655
some of our store hours
may be affected.
955
01:04:36,424 --> 01:04:39,427
Cherry, why is
Shirley Temple here?
956
01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:41,947
She's going to destroy
the monochromatic yarn baskets.
957
01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:43,880
Oh, well, Shirley Temple
is my new Mini-Me.
958
01:04:43,983 --> 01:04:47,262
- I'm allergic to cats.
- Of course you are.
959
01:04:47,366 --> 01:04:50,231
Everyone,
please look at my icing by Ina.
960
01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:57,238
Everyone please comment
on my icing by Ina.
961
01:04:57,963 --> 01:04:59,378
- Wow!
- Oh, my God.
962
01:04:59,481 --> 01:05:00,517
Icing by Ina.
963
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,621
- Wow.
- Wow.
964
01:05:01,725 --> 01:05:03,002
That looks really beautiful.
965
01:05:03,106 --> 01:05:05,177
- I love cupcakes.
- The box is nice.
966
01:05:08,352 --> 01:05:12,080
I know yesterday was... wack,
967
01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:14,358
but it's really not my fault
because I googled it
968
01:05:14,462 --> 01:05:17,948
and Mercury was in retrograde,
so there you go.
969
01:05:20,123 --> 01:05:23,091
Guys, I think I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
970
01:05:23,195 --> 01:05:26,094
Is it crazy that I walked
here without an umbrella?
971
01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:28,338
See? Mercury in retrograde.
972
01:05:28,441 --> 01:05:30,996
No, bitch,
it's tornado season.
973
01:05:31,099 --> 01:05:33,860
Maybe the water could,
like, wash away our sins.
974
01:05:35,276 --> 01:05:36,691
What's Shirley Temple
doing here?
975
01:05:36,794 --> 01:05:38,624
Uh, Cherry is also having
a nervous breakdown.
976
01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:41,661
Pumpkin, I went
on a hot girl jog this morning.
977
01:05:41,765 --> 01:05:43,629
Could somebody having a nervous
breakdown go on a jog?
978
01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:46,908
Pumpkin, do you know
how hard it is to get a cupcake
979
01:05:47,012 --> 01:05:48,910
to look like a pumpkin?
980
01:05:49,014 --> 01:05:51,188
But I got that done...
981
01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:52,879
for you.
982
01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:54,502
Guys?
983
01:05:54,605 --> 01:05:56,159
I think we need to talk
about Pickle.
984
01:05:56,262 --> 01:05:59,300
Everyone, please eat
your I by I, please.
985
01:06:09,827 --> 01:06:11,450
Thank you.
986
01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:26,741
Swallow your seed.
987
01:06:27,707 --> 01:06:28,915
Sure.
988
01:06:38,339 --> 01:06:39,961
Mmm!
989
01:06:40,065 --> 01:06:41,894
That's very good.
990
01:06:52,836 --> 01:06:54,010
Apple?
991
01:06:54,113 --> 01:06:56,805
What the hell was
in my I by I's?
992
01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:58,773
What?
What are you talking about?
993
01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:00,775
Did you put something in--
994
01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:05,504
Don't touch me.
995
01:07:05,607 --> 01:07:09,025
- Um. I'm gonna walkie Sharon.
- Don't you dare, Fig!
996
01:07:09,128 --> 01:07:11,579
I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm just a little freaked out.
997
01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:14,133
First it was Pickle,
and now this?
998
01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:17,102
Dude, you know it's bad
when the scientist is scared.
999
01:07:17,205 --> 01:07:20,484
Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar
for a quick second?
1000
01:07:20,588 --> 01:07:23,280
- Not right now.
- It's actually a 9-1-1.
1001
01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:32,427
Hey, so, um,
did you girlboss again?
1002
01:07:33,532 --> 01:07:35,396
What the freak
are you talking about?
1003
01:07:35,499 --> 01:07:39,193
- You know, like, with your dad?
- Stoptalking!
1004
01:07:40,711 --> 01:07:42,092
Okay, who did this?
1005
01:07:42,196 --> 01:07:43,680
I know it wasn't me.
I know it wasn't
1006
01:07:43,783 --> 01:07:45,682
the Icing by Ina chick
because I caught her
1007
01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:48,064
blowing the Keep Calm
and Cookie On employee.
1008
01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,686
She's hooking up with him, too?
1009
01:07:49,789 --> 01:07:51,067
What do you mean by "too"?
1010
01:07:51,170 --> 01:07:53,138
So, I have the ultimate
blackmail on her.
1011
01:07:53,241 --> 01:07:54,760
So, who did this?
1012
01:07:54,863 --> 01:07:58,488
Wait, where were you guys
when Pickle jumped?
1013
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,457
Where was Pumpkin?
1014
01:08:02,561 --> 01:08:04,977
I mean, she could have been
the snake this whole time.
1015
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:09,740
That's why she's over there
running for mayor of Vomville.
1016
01:08:11,777 --> 01:08:15,781
You are so fucking ugly
right now, Cherry.
1017
01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:19,647
I don't care how much
Rare Beauty mascara you use.
1018
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,305
Your insides are on fire,
1019
01:08:22,408 --> 01:08:25,342
and I can smell the smoke.
1020
01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:29,070
Emergency Paradise tonight.
1021
01:08:29,174 --> 01:08:30,830
- What?!
- No excuses.
1022
01:08:30,934 --> 01:08:35,180
Remember, we did this hex
to eliminate the snake.
1023
01:08:36,008 --> 01:08:37,734
We will find out who they are.
1024
01:08:49,677 --> 01:08:52,162
Congrats on grad school,
baby boo.
1025
01:08:54,026 --> 01:08:55,269
I'm sorry. Um, sorry,
1026
01:08:55,372 --> 01:08:56,856
I just--
I don't want them knowing
1027
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,342
what's going on in my life
right now, you know?
1028
01:08:59,445 --> 01:09:04,070
Um, oh, uh, don't come
to Free Eden tonight, okay?
1029
01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:06,142
I'm gonna meet you
at Ed Sheeran.
1030
01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:08,592
Copy, Apple.
I'm running upstairs.
1031
01:09:31,891 --> 01:09:33,341
It's not safe here.
1032
01:09:57,779 --> 01:09:59,678
As we all know,
1033
01:09:59,781 --> 01:10:02,267
Marilyn Monroe was murdered
by the United States government
1034
01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:05,235
on August 4th, 1962.
1035
01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:09,826
After her love affair
with our John F. Kennedy,
1036
01:10:09,929 --> 01:10:12,069
she knew too much.
1037
01:10:12,622 --> 01:10:14,934
They underestimated her
due to her beauty
1038
01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,385
and her perfectly placed mole.
1039
01:10:18,421 --> 01:10:20,043
She needed to be eliminated.
1040
01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:22,494
The feminine sacrifice.
1041
01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:27,844
Open this.
- Oh, yes.
1042
01:10:29,501 --> 01:10:32,538
We cannot let her death
be in vain.
1043
01:10:34,471 --> 01:10:37,509
Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't get it
with my--
1044
01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:41,237
So, our question remains.
1045
01:10:46,897 --> 01:10:49,037
Who is our JFK?
1046
01:10:53,835 --> 01:10:55,561
Is it you, Fig?
1047
01:10:56,390 --> 01:10:58,840
Are you our John F. Kennedy?
1048
01:11:00,946 --> 01:11:03,362
Is it you, Cherry?
1049
01:11:03,466 --> 01:11:05,778
Are you our handsome president?
1050
01:11:05,882 --> 01:11:07,815
The ultimate traitor?
1051
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,614
Somebody fucking say something!
1052
01:11:18,653 --> 01:11:19,999
Fine.
1053
01:11:21,346 --> 01:11:23,486
I didn't want it
to come to this.
1054
01:11:23,589 --> 01:11:25,660
But in order
for the truth to be revealed,
1055
01:11:25,764 --> 01:11:30,113
for Marilyn to truly
speak to us,
1056
01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:33,772
we must do a sacrifice.
1057
01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:38,328
It is the only way
to save Paradise.
1058
01:11:38,432 --> 01:11:41,124
We must offer up...
1059
01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:49,650
...Shirley Temple.
1060
01:11:49,753 --> 01:11:51,721
- Apple!
- What the fuck?
1061
01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:53,412
You know
she's all I have left.
1062
01:11:53,516 --> 01:11:55,725
Have you ever killed
something before, Apple?
1063
01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:01,109
Do I just mean nothing to you?
1064
01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:03,940
No, no,
it's just she's my family.
1065
01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:06,080
Enough!
1066
01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,392
Enough!
1067
01:12:07,495 --> 01:12:10,774
I am so fucking done
with this coven.
1068
01:12:10,878 --> 01:12:12,086
Is this a coven?
1069
01:12:13,087 --> 01:12:14,330
I only took this job
1070
01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,917
because I wanted to wear
floral lingerie
1071
01:12:16,021 --> 01:12:17,229
as a summer dress,
1072
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,920
and because I was trying
to save money
1073
01:12:19,024 --> 01:12:20,646
so that I could submit
applications for grad school.
1074
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,649
But guess what, mother fuckers,
I got in.
1075
01:12:23,753 --> 01:12:24,754
I'm done.
1076
01:12:24,857 --> 01:12:26,997
This shit has been killing me.
1077
01:12:28,205 --> 01:12:29,552
Yeah, but you don't
have to leave
1078
01:12:29,655 --> 01:12:31,864
because you're not the snake.
1079
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,041
You're not John F. Kennedy.
1080
01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:37,560
Apple,
1081
01:12:37,663 --> 01:12:40,114
I'm the one who told Pumpkin
about Pickle.
1082
01:12:40,217 --> 01:12:42,703
And I'm glad that I did,
because look at what happened.
1083
01:12:42,806 --> 01:12:45,844
Why won't anybody talk
about what happened?
1084
01:12:45,947 --> 01:12:47,432
She died.
1085
01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:50,158
I washed her brain matter
out of my fishnets.
1086
01:12:50,262 --> 01:12:52,575
You can't leave!
1087
01:12:52,678 --> 01:12:56,544
If you leave, we can't finish
the retail season cycle.
1088
01:12:56,648 --> 01:13:01,549
Cherry, you are
a lip gloss shell.
1089
01:13:01,653 --> 01:13:04,794
Can't you see
that she is poison?
1090
01:13:07,797 --> 01:13:09,108
Emily.
1091
01:13:09,212 --> 01:13:10,903
Norman,
what are you doing here?
1092
01:13:11,007 --> 01:13:12,664
I told you I would meet you
at Ed.
1093
01:13:12,767 --> 01:13:15,045
You said you weren't safe.
I came to see you.
1094
01:13:15,149 --> 01:13:16,875
What's going on?
- Fig!
1095
01:13:17,703 --> 01:13:23,157
Why is he calling you... Emily?
1096
01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:26,091
Yeah, is your name
fucking Emily?
1097
01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:28,369
Yes, my name is Emily.
1098
01:13:28,473 --> 01:13:31,337
My name is fucking Emily.
1099
01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:32,822
It is mind boggling to me
1100
01:13:32,925 --> 01:13:34,755
that you are all named
after quirky fruit.
1101
01:13:34,858 --> 01:13:37,205
I mean, who in the fresh
hell names their baby Fig?
1102
01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:39,380
- Is this a cult?
- Hi.
1103
01:13:39,484 --> 01:13:41,002
I am in love with Norman,
1104
01:13:41,106 --> 01:13:44,005
and I want to speak to him
in words, not emojis.
1105
01:13:44,765 --> 01:13:47,802
Apple, he's the snake.
1106
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,151
Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby.
1107
01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,256
He's the snake!
1108
01:13:53,359 --> 01:13:54,326
Nice to meet you.
1109
01:14:06,787 --> 01:14:09,790
Norman!
1110
01:14:12,033 --> 01:14:14,622
Uh... uh...
1111
01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:16,866
I tripped.
1112
01:14:20,283 --> 01:14:21,733
I tripped!
1113
01:14:24,321 --> 01:14:27,635
Okay, well, surely we don't have
to sacrifice Shirley anymore.
1114
01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:31,984
So, I am-- oh, Fig!
1115
01:14:32,088 --> 01:14:34,608
Fig, I feel like this is ending!
I don't want this to end!
1116
01:14:34,711 --> 01:14:37,473
I don't care
if your name is Emily.
1117
01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:39,992
What did you do?
1118
01:14:58,217 --> 01:15:00,772
Fuuuuck!
1119
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,263
Fuck! Fuck!
1120
01:15:15,441 --> 01:15:17,374
You're fine.
1121
01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:28,040
Sorry you had to see me
like that, Marilyn.
1122
01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,606
Is this...
1123
01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:43,573
recording?
1124
01:15:45,851 --> 01:15:48,129
Pumpkin, I need to talk to you.
1125
01:15:49,130 --> 01:15:53,031
Fig! Emily!
1126
01:15:53,134 --> 01:15:55,343
Oh!
1127
01:15:55,447 --> 01:15:57,587
Apple, what happened
to your robe?
1128
01:15:57,691 --> 01:15:59,002
It's deceased.
1129
01:15:59,106 --> 01:16:00,659
What was that?
1130
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,975
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1131
01:16:06,078 --> 01:16:07,873
Tornado warning
in Dallas County.
1132
01:16:07,977 --> 01:16:10,289
- There's a tornado warning?
- Yes, in effect all night.
1133
01:16:10,393 --> 01:16:12,084
- Oh!
- What are you doing?
1134
01:16:12,188 --> 01:16:14,984
Well, Shirley Temple gets
triggered by natural disasters.
1135
01:16:15,087 --> 01:16:18,539
Fire, air, water.
Pretty much all the elements.
1136
01:16:18,643 --> 01:16:20,714
I should go get her.
- Leave the cat.
1137
01:16:20,817 --> 01:16:22,370
What are you doing?
- I'm calling my mom.
1138
01:16:22,474 --> 01:16:24,821
Cellphone towers go down
around here when tornadoes hit,
1139
01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:26,443
electricity might, too.
1140
01:16:26,547 --> 01:16:27,755
Did you know
that this was a camera?
1141
01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,377
It doesn't say
it's gonna be bad, right?
1142
01:16:29,481 --> 01:16:31,000
Cherry, Pumpkin
and I need to talk.
1143
01:16:31,103 --> 01:16:33,761
No, no, no, I need to go home
because my mom is alone
1144
01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:35,694
and we have a closet
we hide in during tornadoes.
1145
01:16:35,798 --> 01:16:37,593
- And leave us both for dead?
- She doesn't have a home.
1146
01:16:37,696 --> 01:16:39,871
She lives in her car.
- Enough!
1147
01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:42,011
That's the sound
of the storm gates closing,
1148
01:16:42,114 --> 01:16:43,599
so you won't be able to get out.
1149
01:16:43,702 --> 01:16:45,739
No, no, I am gonna find one,
1150
01:16:45,842 --> 01:16:47,672
and I'll come back
for y'all, okay?
1151
01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:50,157
I promise. I promise.
1152
01:16:58,821 --> 01:17:01,686
Loosey fucking goosey
with those lips lately, Cherry.
1153
01:17:01,789 --> 01:17:02,997
What the fuck is your problem?
1154
01:17:03,101 --> 01:17:04,723
I was just going to get--
1155
01:17:04,827 --> 01:17:06,414
Are you mad at me?
- Yeah.
1156
01:17:06,518 --> 01:17:10,108
You stabbed Norman in the cheek
with a meat cleaver, so...
1157
01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:11,454
I tripped.
1158
01:17:11,557 --> 01:17:13,249
Tripped?
1159
01:17:13,352 --> 01:17:15,803
It is so fucking exhausting
1160
01:17:15,907 --> 01:17:18,254
to keep track of the way
you manipulate narratives.
1161
01:17:18,357 --> 01:17:21,326
Are you the main character,
or are you the fucking victim?
1162
01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:22,638
Do you not believe me?
1163
01:17:30,956 --> 01:17:32,855
No!
1164
01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,270
Aah!
1165
01:17:47,421 --> 01:17:48,940
Fuck!
1166
01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:53,461
I love you, Normaaaaaaaan!
1167
01:18:01,124 --> 01:18:01,918
Fig...
1168
01:18:02,022 --> 01:18:03,437
Fig, can you hear me?
1169
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,163
Norman broke up with me.
1170
01:18:05,266 --> 01:18:07,855
Fig, we're trapped.
The mall is on lockdown.
1171
01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:11,031
Oh, Pum,
you're in crisis, too, babe?
1172
01:18:11,134 --> 01:18:12,446
Are you okay?
1173
01:18:12,549 --> 01:18:14,759
No. Call 9-1-1.
1174
01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,209
Okay, okay. I'm coming.
1175
01:18:17,313 --> 01:18:18,348
Don't!
1176
01:18:18,452 --> 01:18:20,350
Call 9-1-1.
1177
01:18:20,454 --> 01:18:22,559
Um, in the employee manual,
1178
01:18:22,663 --> 01:18:24,113
there were emergency tunnels,
Pum.
1179
01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:27,737
Just be cool.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
1180
01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:29,566
Are we still best friends?
1181
01:18:29,670 --> 01:18:30,913
You know, I don't believe
in hierarchy
1182
01:18:31,016 --> 01:18:32,431
in female relationships.
1183
01:18:32,535 --> 01:18:33,812
You didn't answer
the question.
1184
01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:36,401
What is the first rule
of Paradise?
1185
01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,230
- Shine theory.
- You broke it.
1186
01:18:39,093 --> 01:18:41,578
You dimmed
my fucking glow, girl.
1187
01:18:41,682 --> 01:18:43,960
You dimmed all of our glows.
1188
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:49,069
You ruined Paradise.
1189
01:18:49,172 --> 01:18:50,587
It's over.
1190
01:18:50,691 --> 01:18:52,417
You just had to fucking
self-destruct.
1191
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,763
It was inevitable.
1192
01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:56,732
Such a fucking
unattractive quality.
1193
01:18:58,492 --> 01:19:02,289
You killed your dad, Apple!
1194
01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:04,947
So what?
1195
01:19:06,569 --> 01:19:11,747
At least I'm not fucking boring.
1196
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,785
You're the snake, Apple.
1197
01:19:17,476 --> 01:19:18,961
You never helped me for me.
1198
01:19:19,064 --> 01:19:21,239
You helped me for you.
1199
01:19:22,965 --> 01:19:24,690
I never had a drinking problem.
1200
01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:27,176
Hiding mini bottles of tequila
1201
01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:29,385
under cowboy hats
is a fucking problem.
1202
01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:30,869
It was gin.
1203
01:19:30,973 --> 01:19:33,976
And this is Texas.
What else is there to do?
1204
01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:38,843
You know what's the saddest
thing about you, Apple?
1205
01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,224
You're alone.
1206
01:19:41,328 --> 01:19:44,780
You're so alone, you're like--
like the depths of the ocean.
1207
01:19:44,883 --> 01:19:47,299
Like those deep, dark places
1208
01:19:47,403 --> 01:19:48,853
where only
those glow-in-the-dark,
1209
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,303
creepy creatures live.
1210
01:19:52,891 --> 01:19:56,274
I'm alone
because my family died.
1211
01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:02,211
But you... choose to be.
1212
01:20:02,314 --> 01:20:06,318
You know nothing
about my family.
1213
01:20:06,422 --> 01:20:07,906
I do.
1214
01:20:08,010 --> 01:20:10,219
And I feel sorry for you.
1215
01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:16,397
Why do you hurt the people
that love you the most?
1216
01:20:19,297 --> 01:20:23,266
You can't trust the people
who say they love you the most.
1217
01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:28,271
That's the most fucked up
thing I've ever heard.
1218
01:20:30,066 --> 01:20:32,689
Well...
1219
01:20:32,793 --> 01:20:36,555
since we're not best friends
anymore,
1220
01:20:36,659 --> 01:20:39,420
I guess I can be who
I really am.
1221
01:20:41,284 --> 01:20:43,459
Boring.
1222
01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:46,393
And boring people aren't
very good at keeping secrets,
1223
01:20:46,496 --> 01:20:48,015
are they?
1224
01:20:49,948 --> 01:20:51,605
Don't.
1225
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296
Don't?
1226
01:20:54,608 --> 01:20:57,853
The world deserves to know
who you really are, Apple.
1227
01:21:00,925 --> 01:21:02,512
Hey!
1228
01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:06,551
What the fuck?
1229
01:21:08,725 --> 01:21:10,520
Are you high?
1230
01:21:50,629 --> 01:21:53,701
Cherry, stop running.
I just want to talk.
1231
01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:00,605
Apple, my shoe's caught!
1232
01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:02,262
Apple!
1233
01:22:08,130 --> 01:22:10,511
My nails!
They're too long!
1234
01:22:10,615 --> 01:22:11,823
Cherry!
1235
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:14,170
Fig! I mean Emily!
1236
01:22:21,005 --> 01:22:23,007
I can't open it. It's stuck.
1237
01:22:26,424 --> 01:22:29,392
- Cherry, grab my hand!
- No, no.
1238
01:22:40,438 --> 01:22:41,991
Fig! Fig!
1239
01:22:46,892 --> 01:22:48,480
Hey, guys, what--
1240
01:22:48,584 --> 01:22:50,241
No!
1241
01:22:55,073 --> 01:22:56,833
I'm okay!
1242
01:22:56,937 --> 01:22:58,766
I just tripped!
1243
01:23:01,286 --> 01:23:03,357
Noooo!
1244
01:23:03,461 --> 01:23:04,980
Aaah!
1245
01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:07,361
Pumpkin, go find the breaker!
1246
01:23:09,191 --> 01:23:10,399
Apple, if you don't do anything,
1247
01:23:10,502 --> 01:23:13,195
I'm gonna tell everyone
you did it.
1248
01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:18,683
Here!
1249
01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:21,168
Am I the main character now?
1250
01:23:25,379 --> 01:23:27,209
Apple!
1251
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,764
Aaaaah!
1252
01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:34,906
Aaaah! Cherry!
1253
01:23:54,305 --> 01:23:56,548
Guys, I couldn't find
the breaker!
1254
01:23:56,652 --> 01:23:58,205
Pumpkin! Pumpkin! Run!
1255
01:23:58,309 --> 01:24:00,035
She's gonna kill us!
1256
01:24:00,932 --> 01:24:02,278
Fig?
1257
01:24:04,315 --> 01:24:05,730
Oh! That was close.
1258
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:09,423
Come on, come on, come on,
Pum, we have to go.
1259
01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:17,949
Fig...
1260
01:24:26,578 --> 01:24:28,097
Aaaaah!
1261
01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:30,755
Oh, my God!
1262
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,353
Let's go wash off.
1263
01:24:58,162 --> 01:25:01,096
Come on in, Pum,
the water feels nice.
1264
01:25:01,199 --> 01:25:04,720
Uh, grab us a penny
to make a wish.
1265
01:25:04,823 --> 01:25:06,480
Cute.
1266
01:25:10,346 --> 01:25:12,935
Oh, I thought I found one.
1267
01:25:13,038 --> 01:25:14,868
But it was just a nickel.
- Right.
1268
01:25:15,351 --> 01:25:17,767
If I had a nickel
for every nickel...
1269
01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:26,362
Pumpkin, what are you doing?
1270
01:25:27,674 --> 01:25:28,916
Nothing.
1271
01:25:34,819 --> 01:25:36,096
Hey.
1272
01:25:43,310 --> 01:25:44,967
I got you.
1273
01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:57,221
I think it was always meant
to be the two of us.
1274
01:25:58,567 --> 01:26:01,466
The others were
just background noise.
1275
01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:06,333
Together, we can create
something new.
1276
01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:09,543
A new Paradise?
1277
01:26:10,924 --> 01:26:14,652
Exactly, a new garden.
1278
01:26:16,550 --> 01:26:19,795
But this time,
it will be unbreakable.
1279
01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:24,731
Do you know who I am, Apple?
1280
01:26:31,703 --> 01:26:34,430
You finally asked.
1281
01:26:36,052 --> 01:26:39,884
You're Pumpkin from Plano.
1282
01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:44,854
Daughter to...
1283
01:26:46,822 --> 01:26:49,687
...a widowed,
overbearing mother.
1284
01:26:51,136 --> 01:26:55,313
You're always searching
for a missing puzzle piece.
1285
01:26:58,558 --> 01:27:01,871
You're always looking
for a sister to braid your hair.
1286
01:27:05,185 --> 01:27:08,257
Funny timing
that I learned I had one
1287
01:27:08,361 --> 01:27:10,604
right before our dad died.
1288
01:27:14,574 --> 01:27:16,886
You didn't know about me?
1289
01:27:18,474 --> 01:27:21,443
I've known about you
since I was a kid.
1290
01:27:23,168 --> 01:27:24,929
I didn't know about you
as a kid.
1291
01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:28,312
They didn't tell me about you
till last year.
1292
01:27:29,554 --> 01:27:32,695
I thought my dad was too kind
to have a mistress.
1293
01:27:34,179 --> 01:27:36,768
My mother was his wife.
1294
01:27:36,872 --> 01:27:38,874
So was mine.
1295
01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:46,502
It's not our fault
they married a monster.
1296
01:27:47,745 --> 01:27:49,367
A monster?
1297
01:27:49,471 --> 01:27:51,576
Dad was my best friend.
1298
01:27:54,199 --> 01:27:56,857
- We should get out.
- Did you do it?
1299
01:28:00,689 --> 01:28:03,381
It's not about what I did.
1300
01:28:04,348 --> 01:28:06,591
It's about what he did.
1301
01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:09,525
To me, to my mother, to you.
1302
01:28:09,629 --> 01:28:12,287
He didn't do anything to me.
He loved me.
1303
01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:14,047
He lovedyou?
1304
01:28:14,150 --> 01:28:16,636
He lied to you.
1305
01:28:16,739 --> 01:28:20,778
What kind of a man leaves
one family to starve
1306
01:28:20,881 --> 01:28:25,092
while the other gets
a fucking Thanksgiving feast?
1307
01:28:25,679 --> 01:28:29,062
That is the most clever
kind of cruelty.
1308
01:28:29,165 --> 01:28:32,583
Because it's the kind no one
would even fucking suspect.
1309
01:28:33,377 --> 01:28:36,276
He abandoned me, Pumpkin.
1310
01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:39,452
He was a bad man.
1311
01:28:40,798 --> 01:28:46,251
I have given you everything, sister.
1312
01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:48,564
Why won't you choose me?
1313
01:28:48,668 --> 01:28:51,360
Because I don't know you!
1314
01:28:51,912 --> 01:28:55,537
And I've been trying
to figure it out for months.
1315
01:28:56,676 --> 01:28:59,023
But Paradise isn't real, Apple.
1316
01:29:00,231 --> 01:29:03,786
So, just tell me.
1317
01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:06,893
Who are you?
1318
01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,103
Sister to sister.
1319
01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:19,699
Oh, my God.
1320
01:29:23,012 --> 01:29:24,876
You're the snake.
1321
01:29:26,326 --> 01:29:30,606
- What? What?
- Sister to sister?
1322
01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:33,713
You've been spying on me, cuntess.
1323
01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:37,233
You set me up.
1324
01:29:37,337 --> 01:29:39,546
My cupcake didn't
make you fucking sick.
1325
01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:41,030
You took a sip of my latte.
1326
01:29:41,134 --> 01:29:43,067
Coffee makes you vom.
1327
01:29:45,034 --> 01:29:46,657
Snake.
1328
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,762
Just admit what you did to Dad!
1329
01:29:48,866 --> 01:29:52,559
Please, please, just tell me.
For me, I need to know, Apple.
1330
01:29:52,663 --> 01:29:55,390
You did this to yourself,
Pumpkin.
1331
01:29:55,493 --> 01:29:58,427
You want destruction,
and you crave chaos.
1332
01:29:58,531 --> 01:30:00,878
I'm horrific,
but you're a fucking tornado.
1333
01:30:00,981 --> 01:30:04,088
And none of this would have
happened if you hadn't shown up.
1334
01:30:05,089 --> 01:30:06,642
Well, you're a terrible
fucking friend
1335
01:30:06,746 --> 01:30:08,748
and an even worse sister.
1336
01:30:13,753 --> 01:30:15,962
You're just fucking like them!
1337
01:30:16,065 --> 01:30:17,550
You know what, I am.
1338
01:30:17,653 --> 01:30:20,173
And I am nothing like you.
1339
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,768
Pumpkin...
1340
01:30:43,092 --> 01:30:44,369
Apple?
1341
01:31:04,493 --> 01:31:06,288
Daddy's little girl?
1342
01:31:06,391 --> 01:31:08,117
Daddy's little angel?
1343
01:31:08,221 --> 01:31:11,673
He poisoned me first.
1344
01:31:12,397 --> 01:31:18,093
A childhood full of his venom
and a slow fucking death.
1345
01:31:21,165 --> 01:31:22,925
Mom?
1346
01:31:24,202 --> 01:31:25,514
Mom?
1347
01:31:25,618 --> 01:31:28,241
Why won't you just let me
protect you?
1348
01:31:28,344 --> 01:31:31,451
Why do you hate me
for saving you?
1349
01:31:35,628 --> 01:31:37,699
Snake poison was
how I needed to kill him.
1350
01:31:37,802 --> 01:31:40,425
I needed to kill him.
I needed to kill him.
1351
01:31:40,529 --> 01:31:42,013
I needed to kill him.
1352
01:31:42,117 --> 01:31:43,463
And you're just like him.
1353
01:31:43,567 --> 01:31:45,223
No, you're just like her.
1354
01:31:45,327 --> 01:31:49,642
And you're abandoning me
for eliminating a monster.
1355
01:31:49,745 --> 01:31:54,129
How could she not see?
How could she not see me?
1356
01:31:55,475 --> 01:31:58,374
I am the antidote.
1357
01:31:58,478 --> 01:32:00,825
I am Eve.
1358
01:32:00,929 --> 01:32:06,486
I am... reborn.
1359
01:32:17,808 --> 01:32:19,948
Forgive me, Marilyn,
for I have sinned.
1360
01:33:20,422 --> 01:33:23,390
After a brutal tornado season
for the South,
1361
01:33:23,494 --> 01:33:27,360
a storm struck down at many
points in the Dallas Metroplex.
1362
01:33:27,463 --> 01:33:30,639
At the Highland Place Mall,
the tornado hit its peak,
1363
01:33:30,743 --> 01:33:31,985
leaving many of the stores
destroyed.
1364
01:33:32,089 --> 01:33:34,022
Okay, pumpkin spice latte
for-- Oh.
1365
01:33:34,125 --> 01:33:37,819
...for any known survivors
continues.
1366
01:33:37,922 --> 01:33:41,961
Do you want whipped cream
with that, ma'am?
1367
01:33:42,064 --> 01:33:45,033
Abso-fucking-lutely I do.
1368
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:56,285
Bluebonnet, your Tutti Fruity
dragon fruit drink.
1369
01:33:56,389 --> 01:34:00,082
For Chrysanthemum,
passion fruit lemonade.
1370
01:34:00,186 --> 01:34:03,327
Caramel black tea.
1371
01:34:03,430 --> 01:34:05,709
Oh, your cake pop.
1372
01:34:28,076 --> 01:34:29,594
Thanks.
1373
01:34:29,698 --> 01:34:32,770
I'm such a grump when I don't
have my cream dream cake pop.
1374
01:34:36,187 --> 01:34:37,741
Oh, my God, babe.
1375
01:34:40,502 --> 01:34:43,160
I'm completely obsessed
with your bracelet.
1376
01:34:47,233 --> 01:34:48,441
Flowers.
1377
01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:52,169
Look at this.
1378
01:35:04,043 --> 01:35:05,630
Are you looking for a job, babe?
1379
01:36:23,536 --> 01:36:25,331
Check the north side.
1380
01:36:34,236 --> 01:36:35,859
Ma'am, you can't be here.
1381
01:36:35,962 --> 01:36:38,620
Ma'am? Ooh!
1382
01:36:38,723 --> 01:36:42,451
Sharon Sullivan,
Dallas PD Homicide Unit.
1383
01:36:42,555 --> 01:36:44,384
I've been here all day.
1384
01:36:46,939 --> 01:36:49,562
I didn't think she'd kill
her own sister.
1385
01:36:49,665 --> 01:36:51,115
Wait, what?
1386
01:36:51,219 --> 01:36:53,877
Oh, I've been undercover
on this case for months.
1387
01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,776
Apple is a suspect
in two poisoning cases.
1388
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:58,364
Isn't that right, Shirley girl?
1389
01:36:58,467 --> 01:37:00,504
Do you have any idea
what the hell happened here?
1390
01:37:02,506 --> 01:37:04,888
Well, Pumpkin was spying
on her sister,
1391
01:37:04,991 --> 01:37:06,855
but I never thought that...
1392
01:37:13,310 --> 01:37:14,518
Jane.
1393
01:37:17,279 --> 01:37:18,591
What the fuck is she doing?
1394
01:37:18,694 --> 01:37:19,937
Look, look.
1395
01:37:20,041 --> 01:37:24,114
These have cameras
in the binoculars.
1396
01:37:24,217 --> 01:37:26,426
Forensics,
is that the victim's phone?
1397
01:37:26,530 --> 01:37:28,359
Thank you.
1398
01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:31,846
Oh, oh, come on.
1399
01:37:31,949 --> 01:37:33,502
It's connected.
1400
01:37:35,194 --> 01:37:37,023
We're gonna need backup.
I think we got her.
1401
01:37:37,127 --> 01:37:39,094
- Do we know where she is?
- I can't say for certain,
1402
01:37:39,198 --> 01:37:42,857
but I have a pretty fucking
good idea where to start.
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