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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ On a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

♪ Bells on bob-tails ring... ♪

♪ I like the sleigh ride ♪

♪ I like the sleigh ride ♪

♪ I like the sleigh ride ♪

♪ I like the sleigh ride ♪

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ One-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

♪ I like the sleigh ride ♪

♪ Bells on bob-tail ring ♪

♪ Bells on bob-tail ring ♪

♪ Making spirits bright... ♪

♪ ...fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song... ♪

Excuse me!

♪ I like the sleigh ride ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪

Wh-whoa!

Sorry, Jerry.

I'm sorry.

That's all ri...

I should have got cross-country skis.

Well, there's still 17 shopping days left

till Christmas.

Slow day?

Not a single patient.

♪ I like the sleigh ride. ♪

I feel like I'm at camp.

Shh!

I love the first big snowstorm.

Did Jen get out okay?

She left yesterday.

I thought she had till Wednesday.

She went early.

Early?

Ah! Ah!

Sorry. Sorry.

I don't want to talk about it.

Then why'd you bring it up?

Towel clip.

Towel clip.

Why are we doing this?

Because sticking his hand in a bucket of warm water

would be juvenile.

Ooh..! Ooh..!

Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh.

And it's a mess out there.

This monster of a storm began in the Rockies,

crept across the plains,

and landed on the Midwest this morning,

dumping seven inches of snow on the ground before dawn.

Latest estimates now put the total

at close to nine inches.

That left the morning rush hour

looking like a demolition derby.

You thought the Kennedy construction was bad...

What's a four-letter word for possessions?

Stuff.

That's five letters.

Roxanne, temp clerks do answer the phone.

I thought you were going home.

My car's snowed in.

I'm stuck.

Nurse call.

You know that blue flu

that the cops get sick with?

She thinks she caught it.

Bob. Bob, why don't you relax?

It's just going to get dirty again.

All the more reason why to keep the foot up on it.

Leg. Leg up on it.

You want to help

put up the Christmas ornaments instead?

Ornaments?

Mm-hmm.

Ack.

He's kind of cute.

Really?

Yeah. He's got beautiful eyes,

thick hair...

That's a low blow.

What's going on? Nothing.

Nothing. We're just taking inventory.

Gurney number A7403.

You can go back to sleep, okay?

The National Weather Service

says this could turn into the biggest snowstorm

since January of 1967

when 23 inches fell in 28 hours.

The last half hour...

What happened to the security camera?

Somebody stole it.

Are you..?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Call everybody.

Jerry, how does this work?

Uh, it's really pretty simple.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I got it. Okay.

All right, come on.

Okay.

Dr. Carter, stat to Trauma One.

Dr. Carter, stat, Trauma One.

Very funny.

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No!

Ow! That hurt!

You cheat.

Good throw. No!

Hey, you!

Don't you dare. Slow morning, huh?

It's dead.

Never say dead to a charge nurse.

♪ We're in the E.R. and it's snowin' outside ♪

♪ Brothers in the C-town are ready to die ♪

♪ 911 ain't gon' git you a ride ♪

♪ 'Cause the Gs be chillin' on the nasty south side ♪

♪ Uh! Uh! Yeah! Yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪

♪ We're in the E.R. ♪

♪ And it's snowin' outside ♪

♪ 'Cause the Gs be chillin' on the nasty south side. ♪

Ah! That's phat!

Come up on a grip!

Yup.

Raise up about that sorry peach gear though, man.

Yeah.

What?

He likes it.

♪ 'Cause the Gs be chillin' on the nasty south side. ♪

The, uh, reindeer pull the sleigh.

Of course.

Of course.

You have Santa Claus and reindeer in Poland?

Yes, many. Many.

No! No!

Well, pranksters.

I can't seem to get this off.

You have to let it dry first.

I'm going to go back to bed.

No, Lydia.

Malik, turn that thing off.

Lydia, let's show them.

No!

Show us, show us,

show us, show us, show us, show us,

show us, show us, show us...

Okay, okay. Okay.

Ouch. Nice ring.

Get my shades.

Ooh!

You're finally going to do it.

Congratulations.

You and Tag are going to be very happy.

Hi, Doug, hi, Linda.

Hey, guys.

What's the occasion?

John Taglieri and I are getting married.

That's great. Congratulations.

Thanks.

How was Jamaica?

The Bahamas.

It was fabulous.

We went wind surfing.

And I got sunburned.

The snorkeling was incredible.

Lots of jellyfish.

You going to tell them

about that groin pull too?

Groin pull? Ooh.

Hey, congratulations again.

You guys are going to be very happy.

Thanks.

I'm going to go take a nap.

Call me later, okay?

Okay.

Doug's idea of a perfect vacation

is to lie on a deck chair for a week

with one of those parasol drinks in his hand.

Sounds pretty good to me.

What?

You might want to...

I put up.

Never mind.

And it's getting worse out there.

If you had an alien baby,

would it show up on the pregnancy test?

And we have late word that the Eisenhower Expressway

is completely shut down...

E.R.

Whoa!

Calm down, Mr. Blinker.

When is the baby's due date?

Uh-huh. And how far apart are the contractions?

Call 911 now.

Mrs. Blinker's in labor,

but she doesn't want to come into the hospital.

She wants to deliver watching the snow fall.

She'd enjoy the snowfall more with an epidural.

County General, this is Dispatch

for status update. Over.

Dispatch, County General is on full open status. Over.

Ten-four, General.

My Lexus just got snowplowed in.

Could I use the phone?

Sure. Just dial nine.

Wow. Marquis cut, two carat.

Probably an F-SI1.

Platinum setting.

That's a $12,000 ring.

You are here to work.

Get up.

No patients, no work.

Thing about work, there is always some around.

Now, I want you to empty the wastebaskets

into the hopper and re-line them with plastic bags.

I ain't no garbage man.

Child, move. Go on.

Come on, Carol.

County General, how do you read? Over.

Read you, ten-two.

Go ahead, Dispatch.

General, implement disaster protocol.

Mass casualty alert.

32-vehicle pile-up on the Kennedy Expressway. Over.

Is this a drill? Over.

Negative, General.

This is not a drill.

18 majors, 29 minors.

Fire at scene.

Rescue vehicle access and communication

limited by weather.

We're calling out a Plan One. Over.

Roger, Dispatch.

Do you have an estimate

on the number of casualties? Over.

50 To 100. Over.

How many are coming to us? Over.

Mercy's power is down. Malik, can you turn this up?

You may get them all. Over.

This is the scene on the Kennedy Expressway

south of the Grand exit, where 28 cars

and three trucks were involved in a collision

just minutes ago.

According to reports from the scene,

the accident started when a single car

went into a 360-degree spin, hitting everything in its way.

Police say at least 41 people are injured

and others are still trapped in their cars.

To make matters worse, emergency vehicles

are having trouble getting to the scene on the roads...

Oh, boy.

Here we go.

And it's a mess out there.

This way! This way!

Green, walking wounded. Yellow, urgent.

Red, critical, and black, D.O.A. Got it?

Got it.

Three O.R. crews in.

I got it. Roger, out.

Blood Bank come in.

This is Ross in E.R. Come in.

Blood Bank. I need those. There you go.

We need to know your availability

on fresh whole blood.

What do you have, Camacho?

Trapped in a cab, second- and third-degree burns

25% body surface.

Let's red tag him to Trauma Two.

Mark, send Benton to Trauma Two.

Uh... out. Roger. Mark.

Yeah, I read you.

All the way to the green room.

Okay, what do you got?

Scalp lac.

Let's green tag him to the waiting room.

We're losing her.

All right, curtain two.

Malik, what have you got?

25-Year-old, truck rolled, no seat belt.

He coded in the rig.

Grahek, do what you can and then move on, okay?

Carter, jump in. Use your head.

Stay supervised.

Okay.

A.L.O.C. and step deformity at the T4 vertebra.

Legs are flaccid.

Okay, we have a cord injury.

Gently on three.

One, two, three.

All right.

C.T.'s prepped for her.

C.B.C, type and hold two units.

Who's on neurosurgical backup?

Armstrong.

Flaccid paralysis and areflexia south of T4.

She withdraws to pain.

Bag the C-spine films.

We'll do her spine and C.T.

Vitals?

90/62, Pulse 60.

Consider spinal shock.

Okay, got it. Go, Mark.

Hey, what are..?

Get out of here!

Security!

You can't shoot in here!

Get out of here!

What do you think you're doing?

I got to take a leak.

Don't move. You could have a broken neck.

That's whiplash.

Or it's a spinal fracture and you're a quadriplegic for life.

Mano, mi mano esta que paso de la corte mucho.

Esta sangrando.

Mi mano.

Es mi mano.

What?

Let me see your hand.

Where's the cut?

Senor, it's a small puncture wound.

Poquito. Si?

Okay, sir, you just try to relax.

I'm going to turn you over to Dr. Bradley.

We got 500 cc's out of the right chest.

18% second-degree, nine percent third-degree burns

in the chest, abdomen and right shoulder.

You're going to be in good shape, sir.

Susan, what do you got?

Here it is.

Neck, chest and right head trauma.

Ma'am, my name is Dr. Benton.

I don't want you to worry about a thing.

I'm going to take care of you, okay?

All right, let's move it! We've got a move going.

Let's go! Clear!

Get her in here.

Right here. Stop.

We need some rays and relief.

Morphine five, I.V. Push.

Here we go.

Ah.

Let's lift her and shift her.

All right, cross table C-spine,

right hip and pelvis.

Round up a bone crusher now. Move.

On my count. On three.

One, two, three.

We need Ortho in Trauma Two.

Ortho in E.R. Trauma Two.

Two fingers.

Now what do you see?

Such a rock. Lucky girl.

Double-patch her eye

and green tag her to the waiting room now, please.

What? Did I say something?

Uh-uh.

Where's Carter?

Carter, where the hell have you been?

Grab some scissors. Move.

How soon can she go up?

Uh, I get her pictures, have the orthopods look at her... 15 minutes.

We need the room.

The O.R.'s opened up. Let them see her there.

All right, people. You heard the boss.

Let's heal them and wheel them.

Do you need help?

No.

B.P.'s fallen 70/40. Pulse is 120.

Skin's cool and dry.

What's your name, sir?

Edward Kaplan.

Call me Eddie. You the doc?

Yes, I am. How are you feeling?

Haven't been tied up this tight

since last Saturday night.

Thank you for sharing, Mr. Kaplan.

On three. One, two, three.

E.R., please hold.

E.R., please hold.

Shoot me if I take this job again.

Give me a gun. I'll shoot you now.

E.R.

Call Fire Station 23. The number's right there.

See if they can pick up these docs stuck at home.

What do you got?

Smoke inhalation.

Yellow tag him to curtain two.

What do you got?

I kind of hurt my hand.

Whoa! Where's your thumb?

It's right here.

All right, Malik.

Malik, red tag him straight to the O.R.

Here's his thumb. Take it.

Mrs. Thui, everything's fine.

Just relax.

She okay?

Yeah. Under control.

Ow!

Found her laying out in the snow.

No idea who she belongs to.

Go.

Dexter Jones, 25.

Van rolled on him. No seat belt.

Left below-the-knee amputation.

He's shocky.

Rescue Seven's looking for the rest of his leg.

Benton finished in Two?

Uh-huh.

This is his next patient.

They come at you with that Foley catheter

run, Jack! Don't walk!

Okay, take him up. O.R. Two is prepped for him.

When the cross-matched blood's here,

send it up.

Code in seven! Code in seven!

Run those to Benton in Trauma One.

Go, Mookie!

B.P.'S real bad... 60 by palp.

Put me out!

Call for six units O-neg blood.

Get the lab for a C.B.C., type and cross.

Come on, bring those in!

Whoa! I got a pumper.

Come on, bring those pads in here!

Put this on.

All hands on deck, lets move.

Put it on,

and then put your hand on the tourniquet.

Come on, Mookie, let's go. I'll make a surgeon

out of you yet.

97.8.

90/50, Pulse 125.

Pretty darn normal.

Doug.

Yeah.

Gas tank exploded. Trapped in a car.

All right, D.O.A.

Mr. Ramos.

Multiple contusions and abrasions.

Does it hurt when I do this?

Le duele?

Auto versus pedestrian! We're losing him!

Exam three.

Green tag Mr. Ramos to the doctor's lounge.

Here we go. Move him.

All right, duck your head.

Here we go.

Straight back now, guys.

Straight back.

♪ For his eyes are on the sparrow ♪

♪ And I know he watches me ♪

♪ I sing because I'm happy ♪

♪ I sing because I'm free ♪

♪ For his eyes are on the sparrow ♪

♪ And I know he watches me. ♪

♪ I like a sleigh ride, I like a sleigh ride ♪

♪ Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way ♪

♪ I like a sleigh ride ♪

♪ Bells on bobtail ring, making spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪

♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪

♪ I like a sleigh ride ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way... ♪

Patrick?

Patrick, how did you get here?

I... w-w-walked.

Why?

Don't have a d-driver's license.

Oh, okay.

They look better when they're straight.

Yeah, they do. You're right.

Carol!

Okay. Go to it, Patrick. Go to it.

Si, senorita.

How we doing in here?

One step ahead of the reaper.

That's all you can ask for.

Thanks for the ride.

Like Edward R. Murrow back from the dead,

he goes to the media room.

Run it down for me, Mike.

A 40-car pileup on the Kennedy.

We're the major receiving.

18 red tags, ten have gone up.

19 Yellows, 33 greens logged in.

Three D.O.A.s, four black tags didn't make it.

Six O.R.s are operational

and fire's out bringing in fresh docs.

Good. Go be a doc!

O.R., Morgenstern. I need a staff status update.

Aliens have implanted a detector in my nose!

Doctor, hey!

Aliens have implanted...

Why today, Regina?

Carol, will you page Cvetic,

get him down here right away?

Give her a nice quiet room, and five of... vitamin H.

That's Haldol! Haldol!

This detects abbreviations!

Oh, wow. What a zoo.

I'm glad you're here.

Take the officer up to the suture room

and give him some stitches.

I haven't done stitches since I was an intern.

It's like riding a bike.

I haven't done that since I was six.

I'm Angela Hicks.

Hi. I'm Dr. Ross.

Why don't you take bedpan detail?

It's not very glamorous, but very necessary.

That's Dr. Hicks.

I'm the new attending E.R. physician.

Oops. You won't be needing these then.

I don't want this life!

He's hypoxic. His pulse ox is falling.

Get him down.

Bad news.

PC02's 62. P02's 60.

Let's crash intubate.

Get the sux, Pavulon and Versed.

Let's move, people.

Hold it tight!

Come on, man. Just calm down.

B... B...

Dexter? Oh, God. I know him from the neighborhood.

Let's move.

Don't do no Indiana Jones on me, B!

Versed first?

Yeah. Two milligrams, then succynyl choline.

Just land the plane, B!

B, put up the net!

Just put me out!

Come on. Shh.

I got you, I got you. Okay? I got you.

Would somebody sign my time card, please?

It's been eight hours.

Somebody get her

the hell out of here!

Where does it hurt?

My chest!

You hit the steering wheel?

No. I was trying to light a cigarette.

That's the cigarette lighter?

Ouch.

Dr. Ross, is that little Cuban guy Ramos

supposed to be dead?

Mr. Ramos!

He was fine ten minutes ago!

He started complaining of chest pains

and went out. There's no pulse.

Damn it! Let me in.

Could I get some help, please?

I just fell cross-country skiing.

I'll get you an ice pack.

How long do I have to wait?

I green-tagged him in the waiting room.

He seemed fine.

Come on!

Where we going?

Trauma Two.

Damn! Come on. Come on.

Hey, Steve, does that look like a fracture to you?

Yeah. Tri-malleolar. Call Ortho.

If you throw a deep dermal in there, trim that edge,

it'll line up a lot better.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Dietary? We've got an E.R. full of hungry people.

Damn.

E.R. Okay, I'll tell her.

Carlos, Linda from Novell.

I need 30 large pizzas delivered to County General E.R.

I know it's snowing.

Well, get a move on, and charge it to my account.

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo... peek-a-boo!

So where's the doctor?

I am the doctor, Mrs. Bozinski.

No, I mean a doctor doctor.

Myra, let her do her job.

Where are you feeling pain, Mr. Bozinski?

I want Dr. Harvey Stern called this minute!

Perhaps you'd be

more comfortable in the waiting room.

Huh. That's a good one.

You call Harvey, Myra.

A pay phone's just past the admit desk.

B.P.'S okay.

Pulse is a little high.

120.

I don't know if this capillary refill's

what it should be.

Let's do postural vitals.

Mr. Bozinski, are you sure,

when I push here, this isn't hurting you?

I'll run a 300cc fluid challenge.

♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

Turn off the music!

♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la... ♪

Another milligram of atropine?

Another milligram.

He's flatlined.

Move! Let me in there.

Let's hook him up to the external pacemaker.

Mr. Blinker, hang on.

This guy's wife's in labor.

Turn up the damned gain!

It's up all the way.

After you broke down the door, what did you find?

You're bigger than her, right?

Then carry her in here yourself.

Guy's wife locked herself into their bedroom.

Stuffed a sock into her mouth so she wouldn't scream.

She really wants to have that baby at home.

Come on!

Anybody here with him?

Family's on the way.

Pupils fixed and dilated.

Patrick got into the Christmas tapes.

Come on.

Doug...

it's been 30 minutes.

Let's call it.

Damn it.

I green-tagged him by mistake.

He's the last of them... Mr. Thui.

Hi.

Thui, Thui...

Ah! Mr. Thui.

We took very good care of your wife.

She's been sedated, and she's resting comfortably.

I do not understand.

She wasn't in the accident with me.

She was home.

I call her to come pick me up.

Wait. What?

I missed it.

You triaged 70-odd patients.

You're human, Doug.

Doctors...

may I?

Yes.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

My brother in faith, I entrust you to God who created you.

May you return to the One who formed you

from the dust of this earth.

My brother in faith,

I entrust you to God who created you.

May you return to the One who formed you

from the dust of this earth.

Out of the depths, I have cried unto Thee, O lord.

Lord, hear my voice.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be Thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

All right, people, let's hook this up to the suction. Move.

You think the vascular boys

can put Humpty Dumpty back together again?

They're in for something.

Dexter's always been a magnet for bad luck.

Hi, kids. I'm Dr. Hicks.

Give me the bullet.

Left B-K amputation. Estimated blood loss 40%.

Bilateral hemothorax.

750cc's from the right thoracostomy.

Rapid sequence induction.

Versed, succinyl choline, Pavulon.

Four liters Ringer's, six units O-neg in.

Cervical spine cleared, vitals stabilized.

You're Peter Benton, right? I've heard about you.

Oh, yeah? Is that good or bad?

He's in fib!

Charge the defibrillator. 200.

Excuse me.

How much longer am I going to have to wait?

Clear!

Good God! What was that?

His B.P.'s falling fast. I get 60 palp.

Crit's down. Losing blood.

Run them in fast.

Did Dr. Stein ever tell you you have an aortic aneurysm?

I don't feel a femoral pulse.

He had one before.

Oh, my God, Doctor, please. Do something!

Let's get him

into the O.R. now!

Nobody's available. No surgeons?

There's 22 surgeries going on up there.

Okay, we'll do it here.

I'll get Benton.

Prep a thoracotomy tray now.

I need a surgeon in Three stat.

I've got a triple-A that's about to blow.

Order a laparotomy setup from O.R.

Call Anesthesia. Get Dr. Ashe down here.

You ever cross-clamped an aorta?

No.

I don't feel a thing!

Call the code. Get some epi.

Open the I.V.s wide.

Morris!!

Morris...

Doctors, please. Do something.

Bob?

What are you doing?

Oh, man.

What happened?

It was Bob.

Bob?

Bob.

Bob?

Police said that our baby, Ashley...

Oh, my God.

Ashley.

Oh, God.

I love you.

Are you okay?

They found the leg.

Vitals?

B.P.'s 110/70.

Pulse is 112 and strong.

Pulse ox is good: 95 percent.

Great. What's he had?

Eight units packed cells, four liters Ringer's.

We're in a holding pattern for vascular.

Why don't we fly this puppy ourselves?

Send to O.R. for a vascular tray,

bovie, drapes and gowns and an ex-fix.

You going to do a reimplantation in the E.R.?

Not me. We.

Let's get a start on him.

The vascular team will swoop down

when they smell the glory.

All right. Now you're talking. Let's go.

Here's the abdominal, chest and C-spine film.

His B.P. came up with four units.

Oh, Susan.

Strong piece of work.

I've seen chief surgical residents do worse.

Thanks. Have you seen Bob?

Officer, escort this camera crew out of here!

Yo, Dr. Lewis.

Yeah.

They need you to scrub in Trauma One.

Do you know where Cvetic is?

His exchange hasn't been able to reach him.

No.

Do you know what we call motorcycles

around here, ace?

No. What?

Donor-cycles.

Donor-cycles. I like that.

Yeah. You would.

Hurry it up, Carter.

You got a million things to do.

Hi.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm trying to get this cast off.

How the hell do you change your pants, man?

They put it on me as a joke,

and now it's starting to itch!

Yeah, tell me about it.

Eight casts in six months.

Hog sat on me.

Dropped my Nighthawk.

Oh, yeah.

Relax, Doc.

This won't hurt a bit.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

That's Mrs. Ramos.

You want me to come with you?

No, thanks.

Mrs. Ramos...

I'm Dr. Ross.

Your husband sustained very serious injuries

in the accident.

He was brought here.

Um...

Despite our best efforts, we were unable to save him.

He...

he died.

I'm sorry.

Good night.

Bob?

Bob?

Now I will never be a doctor here.

Uh... were you planning on being one?

In my country, I was a surgeon.

Vas... vas...

Vascular?

Yeah.

You're a vascular surgeon?

Yes.

Uh...

I need to board.

The board.

Oh, you have to, uh, take the board exam.

Yes.

If I not operate, the man die.

But now,

when they find out,

I will never board.

Wait a minute.

You operated on somebody?

When they find out what I did...

Oh, Bob.

Did the patient die?

No.

Oh.

Well, then, they'll be grateful.

Really?

I'll help you with your English for the board exam.

You would do it for me, that?

Yeah.

He's cyanotic as hell.

Castro.

How did it go with Mrs. Ramos?

Pulse ox is really bad... 60.

Hemostat.

Check his cardiovascular, Doug.

What is that?

Patrick turned it on.

His pulse is down to 30.

Give .5 of atropine.

Guy on the phone... Mr. Blinker.

Says he's only going to talk to you, Dr. Greene.

Put him on the speaker.

Dr. Greene?

I'm here, Mr. Blinker.

She wants to push.

Well, look between her legs and tell me what you see.

Retract here.

Uh... baby... baby hair.

You ever delivered a baby?

I'm a plumber.

It's coming.

Okay, we want

to control the head.

When the head is halfway out,

tell your wife not to push.

And then gently ease the skin over it.

What? The head?

Yeah. Like putting on a sweater.

Well, the head's out. It's turning.

Retract here.

That's what it's supposed to do.

Mr. Blinker, gently pull down towards the floor.

Seven of Proline.

Oh, my God.

Hey, it's a boy!

Good. Good work.

Now place the baby on your wife's belly.

Get a shoelace and tie the cord.

Wrap them up in a blanket nice and warm and bring them in.

Okay.

Dr. Benton, your friend has

his posterior artery back.

Vascular team's here.

We've debrided, re-anastomosed posterior

tibial artery and saphenous vein,

confirmed flow by Doppler.

Strong preliminary work.

Get him unhooked, ready to move.

All right, Dex,

I'll see you walking down King Drive.

Doug?

Are you okay?

About what?

About Mr. Ramos.

Everything.

Yes. I'm glad you're happy.

Really.

I'm going to get my stuff and we can go, okay?

You know, Doug is a fabulous guy.

We have lots of fun, and he's cute.

He's great in bed.

Do you think there's one perfect love?

You know, like Sleepless in Seattle?

Somewhere under the stars,

one perfect person for everybody?

I don't know. Why?

Because, for Doug...

it's you.

Hey! Who ordered these pizzas?

Pizza's here!

Great job, folks.

Excellent.

Very nice.

Hey, hey, it's Dr. Bob!

Aw, now what?

All right, Patrick.

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