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thank you

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what do we got here

you uh

running late for the Boneyard mister

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yeah well

I can see you're a little

filled up here right now

I don't think you'd mind me taking a

peek at The deerly Departed Mountain

you see it could be some Family

Treasures in there

I'll be interested in

you just be still you goofy old son of a

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[ __ ]

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shut up

take my [ __ ]

chicken [ __ ] what's she gonna do no name

yeah chicken [ __ ] Deuce that's what you

are

let the female go all that hell I will

like hell I will [ __ ]

[ __ ] shot me in my pile

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but thanks for the help of that pervert

I'll be seeing your no name

come on

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what did they used to call you down in

Mexico slimy slimy God damn slimy

Murdock they called me yeah can you go

back into Mexico they won't let me back

here but I've snuck in a time or two

hunting you yeah whatever happened to

the old guy you dated to that dirty

Louie you called her dirty glue yeah

well she was a little dirty but she

wasn't like that fish lady thing you had

yeah but you were sweet I love her oh

yeah look like a frog going across a

tree I want to know what was the name of

that damn

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Angus yeah what do you think we uh got

out of this deal well I know we got 12

000 some odd dollars a piece now we uh

oh [ __ ] greasy bastard you can't even

count them oh yeah let's play the cards

for crazy deal those cards will you hear

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excuse me gentlemen

do you have any water

hold it right there apart

no need for violence

I dare say I'm unarmed

I sell candles

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and all I want

drink of water

you see I've been traveling all about

selling my Wares and I'm completely

parched

I would go as far as to say

I would give each of you

free candle

for a drink of water we'll get him some

water back

thank you

I'll pick up your [ __ ] and get back to

the railroad boy

sure

no problem

and thanks again

hey China boy

leave the candles with us

leave all my candles you heard him leave

the candles

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now why would I do that why

because if you don't I'ma blow a second

hole right in your ass

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[Laughter]

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quite clear my dad

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well it's been nice making your

acquaintance

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they're worth more alive

true

when they're alive

for some reason

they want revenge

it's easier to get rid of them

I love peanuts hey Marky do you have

those uh

you know the ones that are cooked okay

the peanuts the new ones that are the

cooked peanuts they're called roasted

peanuts oh no senior Dynamite I don't

have any of those

actually I've never heard of those

roasted peanuts uh what are those

cooked ones they're roasted peanuts

cooked they're roasted peanuts

compadre

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seen him

this guy no never in my life listen

Mister you looking for trouble you just

found it

okay tell me right now where is he in a

church it's around the corner you can't

miss it how many

four or five

maybe I think do you think four do you

think five five or four

you're not as stupid as you look

let's go

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thank you

I want you to get me another bottle of

whiskey now I don't want you to bring me

that piss that you serve to the Mexicans

you understand at me

do

what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna skin you

alive now get out there and get me

whiskey talk shell whiskey that's

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one game just one game will continue to

let me win one game

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hahaha

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this is a private party

thank you

thank you

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like I said before

this here is a private party

are those roasted peanuts

may I have one

laughs

they are roasted peanuts

holy [ __ ]

a little salt

what uh

which I'm going to my peanuts

nothing short of a miracle

now

travel

all

right

now those are some good roasted peanuts

mm-hmm

you know

may I have some whiskey he's the

SE peanuts build up a paste in your

mouth

now that's some good [ __ ] right there

look at you

today uh

what are you playing over there

so let's uh

I heard about that

but uh never had a chance to play it

you any good at it

a lot of good people

seems like quite a difficult game

how does one play

carefully

hmm

peanuts are fine

let's cut to the chase show him

why are two gentlemen like you

in my establishment well I couldn't

agree more

looking for this guy

I never seen

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four that was four that was five that

was four that was five

one two three four one two three four

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five

that was five six God damn it that was

five one two three four five

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all right let's go Mexico

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the horses are Piggly back there sir

all right Lieutenant what you got here's

a cabin about a half mile

Trail sir I suggest we reconorder the

position

very well carry on we'll send someone

down to the cabin and we'll set up a

refinement that sounds good and all but

if and he ain't there we should just

quit I'm tired of chasing this son of a

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you're all tired Lieutenant

private yes sir put your ass on up that

farmhouse

billy goat gang

it's said alive

I know I know like I said before

they lack Revenge

I did them a favor of them Old Dirty

Bastards we are not getting paid on this

job I'll stop your Halloween already

don't get all mad your unmentionable is

up in a wad

I'll straighten it out yeah well you

better see to it

and since we're going to be near a

Mercantile we're gonna have to pick up

some supplies

the horses are going to need to be shot

by the way

what are unmentionables

don't forget to pick up some Dynamite

the dynamite yeah

so those old boys fell for your

Candlestick trick

yep

there were little drunken people so that

helped

you know

I don't think they could see all that

well either

yeah

they don't listen either

so the church

how many sticks did you use

you've got to be kidding me

23 sticks in all ah you wasteful [ __ ]

bird I know

no you know you could have done twice as

much damage with half as many

probably but you know I like to do my

job as thorough as possible

I Don't Mind If I Do

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they want to kill me help me please

who's Chasing You Yes them but

Who the hell's them

where are you going stop your stamming

around Mister what's your name

ah name I don't know I I don't want them

to find me

my name's John

wait

are you with them

are you vigilantes

pyramid no no oh good there we go

well you could help me possibly

they're coming for me a lot of them

I don't see anyone at the present moment

nobody

mister

I suggest you tell us what's going on

please

they want to take my life I haven't done

anything

I beg you I beg you for mercy

Mercy

I don't know I don't like this guy

you can hurt me but you will not take my

life oh shut up

oh we will kill you

not one more than I spoken to

you understand

terribly thirsty with anything to drink

foreign

didn't I tell him you told him I told

him right he told him you heard me I

heard you heard me how many times do I

got to tell you

not to speak unless spoken to

the [ __ ] act stops here John

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very well

I was acting in a play

I'm an actor you see

and the damn good one I might add

some say maybe the best in the world I

tell you

in my last performance I went to procure

payment for my services

where I was pounced upon by the stage

chance

I believe I suffered a broken leg

through this unfortunate

The Producers thought I was someone else

a charlatan of some sort

now if you find gentlemen

have helped me back to my hotel

in secrecy

and protect me

I would pay you handsomely for your

services

I have twelve thousand dollars

waiting in a safe deposit box at the

Grove Hotel

hey no name get your ass over here

yeah seem to be an occupied at this time

I bet that slick bastard's longer let's

get the hell out of here

John Wilkes Booth

was Captain Forbes United States Army

you got five minutes

five minutes

give me a quarter stick of time

all right

now listen up you're gonna take [ __ ]

horse and get them ready to go out the

back I'm gonna lay down a field of fire

here on the front hell of a plan let's

go before the no one hit him come on

[ __ ]

remember twelve thousand dollars

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damn good beans

did you know

in ancient Egypt they would burn the

Dead with beings to ensure their return

to the afterlife

the bean fuel was a place where the

souls of the Dead

would await their incarnation

true story

is that why you like beans

so

the two men that saved you

who are they

I'm not quite sure

they did not they did not come for me

they came from Mr blackjack

ah there's my love what have you been

Sergio Linda not now no go not now

Hilda run get out of here

please

see you

please

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Hilda

chair

bro

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please

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no

okay don't hurt her I'll tell you

anything

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no no

no no no

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let me think here um

these guys are them guys

sorry mister

no can do

we need an identifiable corpse for all

rewards identifiable

this looks pretty goddamn identifiable

to me

the proof is in the bag you old geezer

I'm sorry Sonia but I have rules to

abide by and uh

nobody means no reward no reward

I told you mister

the identifiable Parts is right here

these guys are them guys you get out of

here right now whoa whoa whoa take it

easy old bastard

before I fill your ass full of lead I'm

finding the door I'm walking get walking

come on goofy round eye oh Ricky bastard

no

oh

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all right

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you get the reward

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no payout

nope nope

aim for that [ __ ] bird black jack

nothing

for that turd or the remnants of the

billy goat gang cheap

parkeep I need a drink I need a bad

can you act

no

you know what acting is

I've been to a play once

Mister you okay no I am not okay I'm in

dire need for an actor to play the lead

in my play tonight

they missed her

you need an actor yes

but it can't be you you're too you're

you're not I'm sorry dude you're not the

right type

hello I'm not an actor

but I know one

hey John

good afternoon this man out here is

looking for an actor

I'm not an actor

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what do you mean you're not an actor

you're one of the best damn actors there

is you even said so yourself

he also did this play called the

American Assassin

an American Assassin

you can act

you have saved me my good man but I need

you to act in my play tonight here's a

script we must get you to the theater

immediately I believe this is happening

or keep a bottle on me for those two and

I would love you to be my guests tonight

too Reserve to see I'm the house

you thank you mister you're gonna be

great and good luck tonight what do you

expect from me you look perfect for this

I was like bottle and some glasses poor

glass

anything for you taviano you're gonna do

a show for us tonight

no no so I'm just passing through no

show tonight

okay excuse me

are you an actor

no I'm a magician

magician

I hear that no name

he's a magician

I got an idea

Mr magician

can you make this peanut disappear

Ed

yeah

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disappear it was in his left hand and

then he went back to his left hand and

it came out his mouth

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okay ladies let's go come see our show

one night only get them going

two minutes come on in two minutes

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for you

thank you

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thank you

I would like to present to you tonight A

Tale of treachery and deceit

of course we have to add a splash of

levity along the way as well I now ask

you sit back

and enjoy

a light

through the darkness

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see if they have those peanuts

them roasted ones hey keep it down over

there show some respect

shut up

I told you time and again Emma Sue I

wouldn't waste my time on such rubbish

as Charles

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that's what you get for life you hear

Jezebel oh

the heart

oh

look at my most cherished friend hurt me

so

I should have known this would happen

because even when we were children she

was a jealous type

help with that such a Dashing Young Man

is in love with me

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you're nothing but a little after hot

boy

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wow

there you go

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how are you gonna live

who is it

it is I my love please don't keep a

fella waiting for long to see you my

sweet

is everything okay dearest think I'm a

sue think

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laughs

come in

you are most irresistible Dawn

well I cannot tell you how long I've

waited for you

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Charles my love

I want this I need this but can I spare

your patients to play along with me in a

game of intimacy

you know

what my sweet no need to Terry I've got

what you need

now put this on and I'll take you

outside for the ride of your life

darling

tally ho shall we

this is so entertaining dearest your

most important what Incarnation was that

darling I didn't hear anything

don't tell me you didn't hear that

what the hell is that or who is it

oh

darling I can explain I can explain it

to you outside with the breath of fresh

air come on

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wow Mirabelle

what the devil is going on here

I think I should take my leave oh

Charles my love I don't know how she

could have gotten here I haven't the

slightest idea why why did you try and

kill me I have a suit I never did

anything to hurt you

thought we were friends

Emma soup

I must be taking my leave now

how can one person be so callous

Charles

you can't leave me

never I'm a sue Charles

look at me what

oh

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man

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yeah

thank you all for coming

that was pretty nice them girls were

good man yeah I sure enjoyed them

that's probably the best two bits I've

ever spent two bits you think two bits

can use one of them girls

maybe two dollars

I just saw him he he wrote he rolled off

on a horse he went that way that way oh

my God

War Department Washington

Abraham Lincoln

will expose [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

let's go get him

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I just never would have figured him for

a murderer you know me

he's such a good actor

but the president no less

that's pretty cool come to think of it

well good actor or not

he's worth fifty thousand dollars

partner

and this time let's try alive

Not Dead

I suppose you're right

just never know what evil looks in the

hearts of men sometimes

a real Bonafide assassin

don't get riled up over his Fame he's

just a bloodthirsty assassin

nothing more nothing less

you're right

I guess I just got all caught up in all

the fun of it all

come to think of it

you did too

what was their name anyways I never got

to meet her Dynamite let's try to focus

up all right just let it go Focus up

here

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just be quiet shut up

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it was pretty funny those two gals got

after like a couple of pole cats

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oh I told you that and that was that was

some [ __ ] that was a [ __ ]

evening gentlemen

I'm gonna take those guns out slowly

and drop them on the ground near me

Blackjack Bennett was my part

upon his demise

it's all mine

Now where's the goal

gold don't play me for a fool

where's the goal lean after the Gold

just the bounty after a wanted man in

case you didn't know don't lie to me boy

listen

we're bounty hunters that's what we do

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call

my friend here a liar you appreciate it

do you

well you boys got a line of [ __ ] I will

give you that

more importantly

you have a nice pail down in the cabin

and I think that might be Mighty

profitable

now that you come to mention it yeah

maybe so

yeah

that is so

bigger than your penny ass Nickel Dime

[ __ ] you would have got from Blackjack

Mister God am I knock it off you're damn

right there's a hostage and a big amount

of payout is due upon delivery of that

Bounty hey Dynamite knock it off pipe

down

all right

thank you

he's right

big layout

okay

you

pick up your gun

easy

now go down to the cabin

bring back that hostage

one false move

your partner here is dead

now get going in a hurry up

your name

yeah just make it quick

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let me go

yeah you see I'm bleeding today

stop lying

oh

nice to finally get some peace and quiet

here

oh

that there is my knife and I'll be

taking it back

that felt good

come again

I did quite hear you

oh

you want some more wine

well

here you go

sure deserved it

size

you look kind of pale and all that wine

they're gonna make you feel alive again

can you believe

a kid

killed the president of the United

States

ouch

oh desserts

is hurt

oh

I think I have a broken nose

you better let me go

they're coming to rescue me

who

and No One's Gonna find you here

like no no these guys I killed over two

years ago

God damn it

so with that being said

I don't think I can do that

please like like that new word for you

for killing president please

that president had a comic

you need to listen to me

I'm not the man they say I am

I did Justice

and you all should be grateful my face

all right

who cares it there's something stuck in

my face

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there

that's more like it

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go on and cry now you need a little

[ __ ]

I've got your blatant all over the floor

hey nice

your guest here

you must hold up right there

yeah

one more move

and I'm gonna shoot

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John holy [ __ ]

you okay

what the hell happened

here I'm okay

we gotta stop the bleeding God damn it

put this on put your hand right there

now hold tight good

put pressure right there what the hell

happened John

what in the hell is this

what the hell you want

just here with my friend John here

you shot him that's right dumb [ __ ]

he was already Bleeding Out

when I grabbed him outside theater

and I think he'll be

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you got someone I need

I ain't letting him die on me what the

hell are you waiting for shoot the crazy

one John not another word

you better listen John

shut your body

well

What's it gonna be

I ain't accustomed to shooting a woman

but I will

well well well well

as sugar is Denim and I see

ah

I tell you what

are you getting known him to shoot this

[ __ ]

how the hell you know Michael no name

that's my partner

we're what you call

business associates

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all

he saved my high at a time or two

let me tell you let me tell you the time

you really saved my ass no

no damn it's a small world ain't it

it's really nice to meet you hey I'm

tired

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I wonder what's taking your body so long

worry so much about

I'd hate to think that he was trying to

pull a fast one

hey who

do I do it your partner is doing just

fine howdy sweetheart

it's been a long time

you're good with that Hawkins

well I'm just fine Mr Dynamite I use

this wrath in one of those new Spangled

traveling wild west shows

Aggie had a net of a dog's ass

at 300 yards

hey just to be sure I can't see my

friend from here

to walk them out in the open if you

would please

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there's your sweetheart

just get your ass up here

now

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Pearl

oh I never thought I'd say this but

it's good seeing you hmm

well

it's good to see you too darling

darling got pretty wooly with your

friend there for a minute or two

you never told me you're running with a

business partner

well for you he's not the kind of guy

that would square off with a female

did you shoot him why in the hell did

you shoot him better yet why did you

take off with him after the play

like I told your friend there

I didn't shoot him

I kind of just bumped into him after the

play [ __ ] Pearl someone had to shoot

him huh in the play he was shot with a

real gun

hmm that was real

holy [ __ ] I thought he was acting on

that

ball in the chamber

you know

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I'm still dying here

what

in case you didn't notice

you know worthless

um

he's talking about you I need help you

dumbass now he's talking about me

I swear

I've never met him

more ignorant Google

huh

oh

damn it

you all got caught up in conversion I

completely forgot about them

bad

for bastard took quite a beating from me

earlier

well [ __ ]

he's dead another lost another lost one

dead and not alive

you know what the way I see it

let's take the Bounty split it three

ways that sound fair to you

fair fair enough all right we should

probably ride get the horses ready you

know what you should probably wrap him

up in a blanket like you do bro hear

that Celia I do

go get the horses ready Earl let's find

out what's higher

wrap him up

yeah

Sergio what are you doing tied to a tree

he was taking hostage by a black jack

Bennett gang

but what are you doing here Sergio oh

hola senior Dynamite what are you doing

here

he killed my wife

he took me out here

oh yeah he come back looking for you

guys that was

a bird okay

that son of a [ __ ]

you come with us all right don't you

know I gotta go into my you know

I put my wife to rest ah

listen Sergio I'm really sorry for your

loss it's a terrible about that

but uh I'll tell you what just stop in

and see it we're next moving through

there now listen remember that piece of

paper I gave you are you listening

remember that piece of paper that's how

you're going to reach me when you hear

something about the Blackjack Bennett

mine I knew something about the mine no

name

I think he's got to take a piss kitchen

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hold up don't go running in there now

come on what the hell is she doing now

she knows better she knows better than

that

yeah

what in the world

that was cute

his name is Little Bill you've done bit

head now he had that pistol over nice

and easy

that's nice stay down there with me

don't move a muscle or you're a dead

woman

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kind of [ __ ] is this I uh yeah

that's one of the midgets right there

this

I don't know what that is

that looks like a goddamn train wreck

you're gonna pay you rotten son of a

[ __ ] you killed my brother Little Bill

I'm little Mary and you don't mess with

the wrong [ __ ]

I mean little person you prick this

here's my partner little Peter and he

ain't one to be [ __ ] with either

now throw down your weapons ass wipe

you heard the lady boys and girls

throw down your guns we could end all

this trauma give me the body

he is rightfully mine

if I can't have him none of you can

I've been following for years without

him giving me a Second Glance

it was meant to be

you

you ruined my plan

now you must pay with your life go on

and make your play you crazy son of a

[ __ ]

come get

you and that

saw it off little runt

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what are you laughing at you idiots

greetings my friends

sorry to say you no longer have the

advantage hey

you're the magician who walked in the

saloon

that's him no name

he did good on that one trick though

stop this nonsense [ __ ] you will

speak when spoken to one more word and I

will spill your guts with two barrels of

buckshot

now

you're going to give us the body of John

Wilkes Booth on that horse

see

back it down

I saw this lovely lady

ride out on horse with John Wilkes

Booth's body and she disappeared into

there

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now

fell down

where your friend will be first

come on get down

Mr taviano

and please afford me one last smoke

oh fine why do your Americans always

want to be so dramatic just die already

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prick

it's time you run out on me you know

pain Pig I'm just you across two states

countless carnivals and saloons and four

very unreputable cat houses oh my

dearest what a wonderful surprise to see

you my lovely and we were so worried

save it peckerhead

it's time to pee the Pipers you unsavory

son of a [ __ ] but my lovely I never met

I'm not playing

time's up

oh oh please not falling for one of your

phony tricks hey hold yourself together

and die like a man pansy boy

I only think

for your forgiveness and hope we will

meet again

one day at my delicate desert flower

now if you do the me a favor for one

last time

for a smoke

now who's being dramatic phone bastard

go on and burn one

make it weak

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what

no no

no

damn it Tim God

get over it you do not

no are you a hunt got [ __ ] Pete nope

this ain't how this goes he skipped the

Lord

wait for me

show's over

let's go

she's dead

all right

now are you up

gotta make it to the camp

distractions well let's just make sure

there are not

let's get going

God damn

that was the best damn trick I ever did

see

how far you figure to the Garrison and

Owens

shouldn't be more than a couple days

Ryan

and I figured correctly that is we keep

our [ __ ] together

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how'd you come about going after John in

the first place

oh boys

I guess I'm kind of like y'all in that

I've done my fair share of bounty

hunting for quite some time

ah

it's like the last time I hooked up with

no name

I was chasing bound to skip at a time

till I was smooth

top into space

with your friend here

yeah

well then Pearl you must tell me the

whole story

all the greedy details

don't leave nothing out

you know what I think we've heard enough

about that subject tonight oh no no yes

that's enough

I think it's time we go to sleep

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thank you

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foreign 's here sir

captain four Pearl

got some for you

how old is darling

thank you

all right

you got John Wilkes Booth

she got John Wilkes Booth that's it boys

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lieutenant take control of that body

Pearl if he would be so kind as to

join me in my tent

hey guys how'd you find him

how did you guys get that son of a [ __ ]

well it's quite an interesting story

so we first found John in The Cabin in

the Woods he caught running in like his

ass was on fire

uh-huh

well thank you Captain I want a pleasure

ma'am

damn it

fed some peanuts lime at the table yes

sir me and no name there were posted up

just enjoying the night like some normal

dog a minute there Dynamite

let's go

no name Dynamite

join me won't you

yes I do

well gentlemen

take this

I think a drink is an order

oh you gotta pour heavier on that one

thank you

just introduced to the United States of

America cheers gents cheers

roasted peanuts Crush those up drink

some wine with them they're amazing

good

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so where's Pearl

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Pearl's not important

where's Pearl

Pearl's not important well it's

important is the reward

I disagree yeah for example Dynamite

what would you spend your reward on

well

I was spending on buying a whole lot of

these peanuts here that's for sure

so at the end of the day

we're all just working for peanuts

let me get this straight

you gave the reward to Pearl

and we get peanuts

poor [ __ ]

no name let's go

you know what this never would have

happened if you hadn't gotten involved

with that Pearl

you're right

you have [ __ ] up

thank you

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stay warm Soldier

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