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(Transcrito por TurboScribe. Actualizar a Ilimitado para eliminar este mensaje.) Can I borrow the living room?

I wanted to do some yoga, and you're

in my way.

I'm not in your way.

Just do yoga, Mom.

I don't care.

No, you don't understand.

I'm with you 24-7.

We live together.

I need some me time.

Well, have your me time.

I'm not bothering you.

No, seriously.

I just want to just do some exercising

alone.

I didn't want to have to deal with

your nonsense because I don't know if you're

going to end up changing the channel like

you usually do.

I won't.

You're like remote trigger happy.

I won't.

I'll just leave it.

Just do whatever you want, Mom.

I don't care.

All right.

Why are you being so mean to me

all the time?

I'm not mean to you.

You're mean to me.

This is how we are.

What you give is what we give back.

So, think about it, okay?

All right, whatever.

Just do your yoga.

I don't care.

Don't change the channel.

Okay, I promise.

How's work been?

I'm sorry?

How's work been going?

Well, sadly, I forgot the copies at the

printer again, so I'm late on another report.

But I got an extension for it today,

so that should be good.

That means I can get it in on

time.

That's good.

What's going on with you and the girlfriend?

Things getting serious now?

Yeah, I mean, things are going pretty good.

She's all right.

I haven't seen her around the house very

much.

Yeah, she kind of got in a fight

the other, like, last week.

Oh, I figured you guys would meet up

in 24 hours.

I mean, we'll be fine.

I'm not worried about it.

So, what, Dad's coming back, like, what, like

two days from now?

Yeah.

He had to do another out-of-town

mission for work.

They always got him working around.

Yeah, he's a busy guy.

Flying around.

I told him one of these days he

should just take me.

I'd love to travel, but apparently they don't

pay for extra tickets for family.

Otherwise, we would all go.

They're getting pretty good, Mom.

All these videos are giving me very little

work.

I'm actually liking working out for once.

They're right about the endorphins part.

That's made for Kathy.

You should try it sometime.

We could do some videos together.

They have one that has a male teacher

on it, so I think you would actually

like that.

I don't know.

I don't know if that's really my style.

What do you mean it's not your style?

I'm not very flexible.

I wasn't before I started doing this.

And now, look at me.

I'm actually a believer for working out.

Why is it so hot in here?

I think I kind of broke the AC.

Again?

I turned it down too low.

Yeah, you blew it out again.

But Dad said when he gets back, he'll

get somebody to take a look at it.

Well, the maintenance man can't come quick enough.

It's not that bad.

Well, you're not the one working out, are

you?

You're just sitting there.

They have like thongs and underwears on these

videos.

I just have shorts and a blazer and

a condom.

Wow, nice.

Crap, that's fine.

Be right back.

Yeah.

Told you.

Wow, this

is broken.

Getting more comfortable.

Mom, you're not even wearing panties.

Those were my panties.

But they're more like booty shorts.

I don't care.

I'm just...

Hey, this is my time.

I told you you're in my time.

Okay, I don't care.

It's the only time of the day that

I actually have time for myself.

I knew it.

Really?

What?

Why do you have to be jerking off?

I'm not jerking off.

Like, is that really your gonna go-to

move?

What am I supposed to do?

Well, you got a girlfriend, for one, that

you don't have to be fussing about because

I don't know why you guys are fighting.

You guys are young.

You guys can make up for 24 hours.

Well, she doesn't have as high of a

sex drive as me, okay?

Yeah, I noticed.

You're, like, jerking off every other hour.

Every time I pass by your room.

I can't help it.

I get boners all the time.

In the kitchen, in the...

Like, it's getting out of hand.

I think you're...

Just don't worry about it.

I'll just...

I'll finish in a minute.

Just keep doing your yoga.

Alright, good luck with that.

You all know that ain't gonna happen.

What is that supposed to mean?

Let's all face it.

You take forever.

Well, that's just because I already came, like,

four times a day.

Like, when I...

Four times a day is a little harsh.

Who cares if I talk to you?

I think my own foot would fall off

if I masturbated that much.

I do it probably twice a day.

Well, good for you.

But you and me both know you ain't

gonna be able to do that all by

yourself.

So, let's just give in and give it

to the right person.

Well, okay.

I just didn't want to bother you.

Well, you're gonna bother me while doing it,

so might as well just help you out

so that way...

Did you get back to my yoga?

Okay, that's cool with me.

I mean, it's, like, kind of like a

workout anyway, if you think about it.

Except I'm working out.

Yeah, and this is, like, just, like, part

of...

This is, like, a workout.

This doesn't count as, like, working out together,

though.

Okay.

You still gotta do that yoga jazzercise with

me.

Okay.

Maybe I'll try it.

Mm-hmm.

This is

what you always forget, the balls.

Yeah, that does feel good.

When you're like this.

Oh, that's gonna hurt.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Mommy should sit on that.

Really?

You always fucking do this.

Oh, it makes me cum faster.

Always does, but...

Come on, you like it anyway.

You like my mouth, too.

Oh, yeah, of course.

I'm just saying.

I'm excited.

It's exercise.

It's tight.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Mm.

Let's go.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yeah.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Something's coming.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my legs shake.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my

God, oh my God, oh

my God, oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God, oh

my God, oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God, oh my God, oh my

God, That's my big boy, why don't you

come for me, oh my god, oh you're

making a mess.

Oh my goodness, I got excited, too excited,

I say, now you have to go work

out in the kitchen and go get some

cleaning up materials, because you made a mess.

Okay, fine.

Totally grounded with that.