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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.

Sit down, young lady.

I don't understand.

Sit.

Sit down and relax.

Do you have anything to declare to me or anything you want to tell me?

No. You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Okay. You have a seat here. I'm going to get paperwork and get you started.

Don't try to escape.

Cameras, this room is being monitored.

And the door will be locked.

So you just stay tight.

But I didn't do... I didn't do anything.

Do you have any form of ID on you?

No, sir, I don't.

I need you to write down your information right here.

I'm sorry, and how is this necessary?

This is a procedure with all we do with suspects, so you're going to need to

cooperate. Suspect of what?

Shoplifting.

Shoplifting? Yeah.

Is that so hard to comprehend?

your information down.

All of it.

Take your time.

This is ridiculous, by the way.

to look like a Susan.

Write down your real goddamn information.

Again, this is the last time I'm going to ask.

Don't try to bullshit me.

You're not the first girl to try to give me bullshit information, okay?

There, okay? You happy?

Now can I go, please?

No, you're not going to go. I'm going to run your name if anything comes up.

We'll see what happens next.

Stay put.

It seems like on your record you do have some priors. Let me just stand up.

Stand up right here.

Prior is the key word. I think that this isn't necessary.

It's very necessary. Stand up.

Listen, lady, we can do this the easy way or the hard way?

Which one do you want? You want the easy way and you cooperate?

You want the hard way?

I call the cops, have 20 guys give you a cavity search, all that stuff.

Now, come on. Stand up.

Arms out.

What was that?

What's what?

All right.

Okay, let's see here.

Let's make sure there's nothing in your pockets. Okay, I need you to take off

your sweater.

Can you take off my sweater?

Yeah, I'll have to search it.

Are you waiting for something?

Oh.

Do you even try to hide this?

That's not mine.

That's not mine.

No, this is ours. You're correct. This is not yours. This is ours.

This is one of our antiques from the store.

Why would anybody want such an old, ugly...

Sitting like that, anyways.

Well, because people like to feel this.

And they like to retell it.

Like, I know how to retell things.

Obviously, I just happen to get caught in my clothes.

Shut up.

I just... Get caught in your clothes, under your sweater? I don't think so,

young lady.

All right, can you remove your shorts?

My shorts?

Yeah.

Okay, you can see.

You already took my sweater off. You found the ugly thing. There's obviously

nothing else left.

Well, if you're willing to hide this in your underwear, then I have to inspect

your other underwear, so please take off your shorts.

Now.

Is there a female security guard, maybe?

Maybe this is a little inappropriate.

Hey, you need to simmer down here. Listen to me.

Take off the goddamn shorts.

There are no female officers here.

It's either me or the police. Who do you want to deal with?

You. Just me in a small room, or do you want 20 cops laughing at you?

You know how fucked up those people are.

Can you pick that up and hand it to me?

I need your cooperation.

The more difficult you are, the bigger of a punishment you're going to get.

Oh, I'm... It was just an accident.

I'm... Can't you just let me over the warning?

I see you changed your attitude suddenly.

You must be a good actress.

Now listen, you're going to cooperate.

You're going to sit down and you're going to listen to me and what I have to

say. But first of all, I need to wand you up.

Make sure there's nothing else hidden in your bra or panties.

Arms up.

Turn around for me.

Oh, look at that. Looks like we have to take off the bra.

Take off your bra.

It's just the cloth.

I don't know that.

My detector went off and now I have to check.

So if you just go ahead and remove the bra, please.

Or I can remove it for you.

When am I doing that at all?

Why'd you cover so soon?

There doesn't seem to be anything in this bra.

You know what? Move your panties.

My panties? Yeah.

Why?

Because I need to look.

There's nothing that could be hidden in them.

I don't know that. Maybe.

Go ahead.

Do it slowly, though.

I want you to have a seat.

Do you have any trouble?

How much trouble are you in?

Not if you just gave me a warning.

No, there's no warning here, young lady.

So I'm going to have to process a lot of this stuff. I want you to sit tight

real quick.

And then we'll continue our investigation and your process.

How are you feeling?

I'm sorry.

Can I just go home?

No, you can't go home.

No, you can't go home. I got all the evidence I need. Do you know how much

antique piece is even worth?

I have a look of it. Three dollars.

Three dollars.

Three. Add a couple zeros on that, young lady. That's not cheap. I don't even

know how you even got that.

I might even have to fire the jewelry department because of this. No.

That's expensive.

That's really expensive.

Are those your shoes?

Yes. Take them off.

Slowly.

Hand them here.

Is there anything I can do?

You know, like a pay or something? Pay. Pay. You know what?

Actually, let's look for a wallet here.

You don't seem to have a wallet anywhere. How are you going to pay for

I could work it off. Work it off.

Work it off. Right.

You're going to come in here every single day? No, I doubt that. I'll let

go. You're not coming back. That's for sure.

That's for sure.

Why would you even do this?

I don't know.

What?

I don't know.

You don't know? You don't know why you do this? You're a kleptomaniac? Is that

what it is? I don't know. I'm sorry.

You're trying to do this for attention or something?

No.

Is there anything I can do?

Yeah, you can sit there, and then we'll continue our investigation.

And then we'll see what else we can do here.

I think we're pretty much wrapped up here.

We have all your items. We have everything we need. I guess we just have

probably just call the cops. No, no, please, please, please don't do

It doesn't matter.

We'll just stay quiet.

Will you promise never to steal again?

I promise.

And I can just let you go?

That's not going to happen.

I just wanted to give you hope, but no, that's definitely not going to happen.

I'm kind of debating if I should just add on extra charges, like resisting

arrest or anything like that, stuff like that, just for fun. I really think it

would be fun if I did that.

Please, I can do anything, anything that you need.

Anything I need.

I need you to follow the law. That's what I need you to do. I will forever,

now on. Yeah, I doubt that.

Let's see.

You know what? I do need to get mug shots of you.

I definitely need to do that.

Stand up.

Stand up. Can I put my clothes back on? No, no.

This is not how this works at all.

Just like that.

Take your hair away.

Yeah, like that.

There you go.

There you go, yeah.

Take your hands, put your hands away.

I can't take mug shots if you're like this, yeah.

Why do you need naked mug shots?

To embarrass you.

Put you on the wall so the other girls will know what happened to them.

Why don't you turn around?

Yeah, turn around.

There we go.

I like this.

You have a boyfriend? What's his name?

I don't. Oh, you don't?

Oh, that's not fun, then.

You married? No, you're not married.

No, I'm only 20.

20. 20.

You're already shoplifting, looking for a life of crime. Is this what you do?

Sit down.

20 years old, already just going around and just stealing things. You know how

expensive that is.

I told you before, and I'm telling you again.

I told you I'll do anything.

That's your only plea. I'll do anything.

I'll do anything. That's all you have to say?

You know this entire time you haven't even apologized.

I'm sorry.

Oh, now you're sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Calm down.

It's almost my lunch break, too.

What am I going to do?

Don't look down up again. I have an idea.

Stand right here.

No, don't go too far. Look right here.

That's good.

Put your arms out.

Just like that.

Just give me a secondary search.

I don't think this is really a search.

No, it's not. It's not a search at all. You know it.

You know what this is.

It is?

Yes, it is.

What do you say we make a deal here?

Make a deal?

Yeah.

What kind of a deal?

Well, if I do whatever I want to, you'll... And then you'll... And then

I'll let you go? No police?

Nothing?

Why don't you sit back down?

Why don't you think real hard about that?

How do you like my idea?

All right. Four.

Hold on.

Pick those up for me.

And I'm over.

Sit down.

Do you like my idea?

Am I going to get any trouble?

You won't get any trouble as long as you cooperate. If I hear any complaining at

you, I'll just call the cops and just send your ass to them.

Okay. So no other deal?

No other deal.

Well, what do you want me to do exactly?

Everything and anything I want.

That means everything.

And there's no complaining.

Do you understand?

I understand.

Why don't you stand up for me?

I'm going to inspect you a little more.

Okay, relax.

You're going to tell me you like it?

If that's what you want me to do. Yes, that's exactly what I want you to do.

And I like it.

Yeah?

Nice.

This is nice.

These are nice.

They're just a handful, aren't they?

I want you to unzip my pants.

And if I do this, you'll let me walk out of here with no

trouble? Like I said, if you cooperate and do everything I tell you, then yes.

Okay.

Looks like you don't want me to get out of here. You can't even get my belt off.

No, I'm trying.

I'm sorry.

Is that that so hard?

Yeah.

Make it grow.

That's a good girl.

There you go.

I don't know if I can do this.

Just like I said, it's this or the... Cops.

No, no, no.

There you go.

That's a good girl.

No, please, no.

What?

Please, I'll do everything.

Then, yeah, I won't call the cops.

I'm just going to get a little bit of something for me for later.

You like it?

I like it.

That's a good girl.

How far down can you go?

Let's see. There we go. Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

Yes.

Yes. There we go. That's a good girl. Take it out. Nice and slow. Yeah,

just like that. Yes.

You're so good at this. You really want to get out of here, don't you?

Oh, sure.

There you go.

Deeper.

And back up.

Nice and slow. That's the way I like it.

Yeah, just like that.

Put it back in your mouth. Don't let it escape.

See what else you can do.

Tell me what you can do at home.

There we go, that's... Okay,

you can slow down again.

There we go, that's a good girl. There we go, yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

A copier.

And it says stop.

Is that too much for you?

Why don't you stand up? I have a better idea.

Bend over.

You know I won.

Wait, but I thought that... No,

the deal was anything I won.

Much better than Joe, isn't it?

Matter of fact, I'll save this for later.

Don't you look at me.

Who's upset?

Did you want this?

Do you want me to want this?

Yes. Then yes, this is what I wanted.

Right.

I stole it on purpose, didn't you?

Yes. Yeah, I did.

I love it. Yes, I love your cock.

I love your cock.

Was that too much for you?

Feel good?

Yes.

Can't hear you. Yes, it feels good.

Tell me how good it feels.

It feels really good.

Can't hear you. It feels really good.

steal again?

No, I'll never steal again.

Say yes.

Yes, I'll never steal again. I've learned my lesson.

You haven't learned your lesson.

I want you to say yes.

Yes. I don't want to steal again so you can fuck me again.

Yes, I want to steal again so you can fuck me again.

How you, how good you are at fucking.

I hope you sit on my dick.

Come here.

How did I know you like it? You're so quiet.

I like it.

Yeah? Yes, I love it. It feels so good.

Nice and deep.

Deep and slow.

You know what?

I'm gonna use your pussy one more time.

That's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to come over for you.

Get back on the desk.

Just like that.

Lie down.

I'm going to come over for you. I'm going to get the cum out of my dick.

That's what I'm going to do.

That wasn't too bad, that was.

No. Stay there.

I need more pictures.

That's the other girls.

Other girls?

Yeah, I think this is the first time I've done this.

But if you tell anyone, you won't know what will happen.

Get cleaned up.

Grab all your shit and get out of here.

But I'm not in trouble?

No, not this time. If I see you again, you will.

Thank you.

Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.