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Who is this?

No, I didn't call a realtor.

No, I'm not selling my house.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Jesus, my husband's barely dead. You're like vultures. Fuck off.

Yeah, same as yesterday and the day before.

Thanks for asking me.

Shit. What the fuck?

What's an insurance company?

Rick borrowed against his life insurance policy and there's barely anything

left. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lose everything.

Don't worry about it.

I'll have Paul go through all the assets and see what's still there.

It doesn't matter, Ann. There's not enough here to cover the mortgage and

expenses. I'm screwed.

Well, to sell a business, it's got to be worth something.

Not as much as you think.

Rick bought a lot of stuff on credit. You don't understand. I mean, God only

knows what's there. I'm sure not much.

Don't worry. Not yet, anyway.

What are you going to tell me? That some rich, handsome man waiting to marry

poor old in -debt me?

I don't think so. No, nothing like that. You know, Paula and I have a bunch of

investment properties.

Oh, real estate investment.

Gee, why didn't I think of that?

Or at least come out for film production.

Like TV shows and movies and stuff?

Not exactly.

Define not exactly.

Well, adult entertainment.

Pornos.

You guys rent your houses out for pornos?

It's not like that. It can really pay well. And hell, a place like this, you

could get two, three grand a day for it. Oh, yeah, that's a great way to honor

my late husband by letting total strangers buck on our designer sheets.

What's your mortgage payment?

$2 ,500 a month. And if you shop this place three times a month, how much is

that? $7 ,500.

So you put the insurance money in the bank and you never have to touch the

principal.

I don't know, Ann. The thought of having a bunch of creepy porno people skulking

around my house robbing me blind is not my idea of fun, okay? It's not like

that. They have to have permits and insurance.

I have a whole checklist. I can give you a copy of it.

I don't know.

Well, it's a great way to make ends meet.

Well, I'll think about it.

Okay.

So, what are you going to do?

Sit here all day until your hair turns gray?

Well, what if I am?

You want to keep this place? You've got to move fast.

I don't know.

What are you afraid of?

The furniture's scotch -guarded, and it's not like you didn't fuck all over

place when Rick was alive.

Not the same thing.

This would be strangers.

And you and Rick never considered the idea of a little swing now and then?

on, who are you kidding?

Okay, so we discussed it, but we didn't do anything about it.

Oh, right, like you didn't run a porno and subscribe to that pay -per -view

station? Remember how it was after, how turned on Rick got watching them?

It's not quite the same now, is it?

Yeah, well, you were a lot more adventurous then, too.

Willing to try some of the things you saw in the videos?

Where's that sense of adventure now?

It died along with Rick, remember?

Not to be cold, but you're not the one that's dead, okay?

Besides, the fact still remains that you need money if you want to keep this

place.

There's got to be another way.

Yeah? Well, until you find it, get off your ass and call Ann.

The mortgage payment's due next week.

Thank you.

Bitch.

Hey, Annie.

It's Nan.

All right. Settle down, please.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

It's not like you're in front of the camera, so stop whining.

I'm not whining. I'm having second thoughts.

Why? They took the place for three days.

That covers the mortgage and your monthly expenses.

Okay, well, there is that.

Good Lord, look at that thing.

Not bad, is it?

I thought it was all camera angles or something.

Do they really come that big?

Interesting choice of words.

Very funny.

My God.

He must have

worked in the circus before this. Look at that girl go.

We'll never know, will we?

This is so weird, seeing it live like this.

Yeah, and they're paying you for the privilege.

Not bad at all.

I wonder if they're giving off pheromones.

Yeah, you are getting a little moist and warm, aren't you?

Oh, shut up.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize anyone was in here.

Okay.

You were really impressive out there.

Great house you have here.

Thank you.

So, you've been doing this long? I mean, for a while?

A couple of years.

You obviously enjoy your work.

Of course I do.

I noticed that you were enjoying it, too.

Did you like what you saw?

Yeah, actually.

Very impressive.

And you'd like to see more, I suppose.

Well, I was a little curious.

Well, don't be shy.

Don't be shy.

Oh.

Well,

well, well.

What a surprise.

Looks like you outdid yourself.

Yeah.

How about that?

Oh.

Ooh!

Do you want me to get something?

to this. I told you so.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Bullshit.

You didn't.

Well, sort of.

Sort of. I couldn't help myself. You know.

I know.

I kind of gave one of the male talent a blowjob.

That's my girl.

awful man hey man i'd like you to meet jessica drake you must

be the one i'm a big fan wow so you're

the one yeah cable videos i never would have guessed this is all very

enlightening but i gotta get in makeup uh back bedroom catch you later oh my

jessica drake

I know, I can think of a few other places I'd like to have her.

Anne! Oh, I'd like to play. Let's just leave it at that.

Oh, my God. Anne. Hey, I've got to go make a phone call.

I never would have guessed Anne for a switch hitter.

I wonder why she's never come on to me.

Maybe it's because you come off as such a straight -laced, tight -ass, inhibited

wuss.

I am not.

Oh, yeah, right.

Like you'd never close your eyes when you and Rick would watch a fuck film?

was that about?

It made me uncomfortable sometimes, that's all.

Uh -huh.

What's the matter? You're afraid you might have learned something?

Just shut up.

Yeah.

Ooh.

She's shameless.

And you wish you could be just like her.

The hell I do.

The hell you don't. You wish you had the balls she had in more ways than one.

Oh, wow.

Never be that, that brazen, bold,

adventurous.

No, I mean, yes, you're very nice, but... Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

Why?

For staring.

out of your system it won't be so bad get what out of my system well for

somebody that's not used to this naked strangers running around your house

fucking like me it can be kind of intimidating well

have

you ever been

This is different.

Nice change of pace, huh?

I'm not used to having a half -naked woman's tits pressed against me.

But the tongue action is cool.

Oh,

my God.

She thinks I'm a tyke.

Crap. She thinks you're cute and horny, which you are.

What are you waiting for?

Excuse me?

Do unto others, sweetie.

Mmm, nice.

Very nice.

Good. Then relax and enjoy yourself like you did with that stud in the shower.

Will you shut up?

I can't concentrate.

Hmm.

God, what are you going to do?

Don't worry. I'm going to go.

Be sure.

You want that?

Yeah, make it soft like that.

I want to

see it, Chrissy.

Very good.

I want to say, lift your pussy.

What?

Do you want me to lick your pussy?

Yes.

Tell me.

Lick my pussy.

Say it like you mean it.

Lick my pussy.

Good girl.

That's it.

That's the way to do it.

What's that?

Do you want me to?

You think that's good?

You like this?

You're gonna love this.

That's it.

Ugh.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's really nice right there.

Oh,

yeah,

that's it.

Good girl Now

she

wants me to lift it up.

You know what you want, don't ya?

I can.

I'll make you some.

Yes.

What?

You lick my face.

That wasn't a question.

I don't think I can handle that.

You're pretty now.

Oh man.

Oh, you're very good at that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah, that's it.

Don't eat their hand.

What was that?

A little nibble. Oh, I like that.

How hot that pussy is. Oh, it is hot.

Now lick my clit.

Oh, just like that.

That's perfect.

Don't stop.

Oh, good. You look so good.

Oh,

that's it, baby. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Can I help you?

Am I early for the shoot?

Early?

I think you're a little late. It was yesterday.

Shit. It's the third time in the last two weeks that my manager's mixed up my

dates. Fuck!

Yeah, but who's going to handle me after this?

Well, I might.

You? You're a manager?

Well, I could be. It's not as if I don't have the connections.

Why don't you come here and, uh...

Let me see if you've got what it takes.

I wouldn't want to represent someone who can't deliver.

Oh, you're managing me

already, are we?

I am a woman in charge, aren't I?

I guess so.

Why, you nasty, conniving little slut.

That'll do nicely just for starters. Is that what it takes?

Well, we'll just have to see what kind of a load you can shoot when we're all

done.

I like the sound of that.

Look at that. That's a double fester.

Double fester with a little at the tip.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Actually, it feels good. Does it?

It feels good.

It's kind of a true prayer.

Yeah. Yeah.

uh oh

Oh man it's fucking good.

You should stand up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Makes my butt feel wet.

Yeah. Oh,

that's perfect. Right up there.

Oh. There you are.

But, you know, wet my feet.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Fuck.

Fuck you.

Let's do it.

That's it.

That's the way to do it.

Manage you no problem

Thank you.

Let me undulate on your robot tallywacker.

Stop it.

Nowadays,

one of them's got to be a transsexual martial arts expert with a spring.

I was a VJ on a music video channel.

Boogie Nights had made porn stylish, and the network wanted to make a

documentary about the adult industry.

They sent me out with a camera crew to spend two weeks in the valley getting

inside story on the Jizz Biz, but I've never been in a room where people

actually have a set.

When you say porn documentary from the inside, you mean...

Me on my back with my own hair.

Something? Well, we have a treat here today.

New girl, new industry.

Let

me see

yourself.

What the fuck's going on?

Nothing

in

this entire movie is right.

He fucked everything up.

Oh, my God.

We're in a fucking hurricane.

The whole fucking movie is fucked.

We got some great sex.

are fired.

Just shoot.

Turn the thing on.

Just shoot them. Just shoot them.

It has often been said that youth is wasted on the young.

Nature, in all its wonder, operates with such overwhelming subtlety.

She was bewitching, and I found myself intoxicated by her mere appearance.

Youth is beauty, and the source of my delight, a blend of innocence and

sensuality she was unconscious of.

The torment I had to endure, the pure hellish torture.

I am not unique.

I am like most men.

You see, as men get older, they long for their youth when they were at their

sexual peak.

So it was that all the devils in hell came to

torment.