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American Beach House

Malibu Sport Fishing Pier

Patio Cafe Fresh Fish Market

MALIBU 43 kilometers of scenic nature

Zuma Beach 800 meters

I'm fine.

- Can you hold it for a moment? - Yes.

- Hello! Are you Johnny? - Yes.

- Congratulations on the result. - Thank you.

Charlie, where are you?

Hello?

- Cool hut. - I could get used to it here. - Yeah, it's not bad.

It doesn't look bad.

Sorry, folks, maybe it's from something I ate.

Something you ate. I noticed something bad in the back of the car.

- www. pmi. - Okay?

- Excuse me? - Wait, there's too much information.

Speaking of information, I know why I'm here, but...

You guys won something...

How does this work?

Can I have your attention for a moment?

I believe I can answer all your questions.

To begin with: Hello.

- Hello! - Hello! - On behalf of Winfree,

the new cutting-edge international movie download service , Welcome!

My name is Miss Maureen. I am a housekeeper.

You've already seen me in the clip where the winners were informed.

First, let me welcome you. Charles...

You are interested in Technology and Computer Science.

Little.

Okay. You Johnny, you're a college athlete.

Yes, ma'am.

- Vincent, you're a medical student, right? - Correct.

- Great! Lola, have you decided on a master's degree? - Not yet.

Maggie, how's the laundry line?

Fantastic. You can see it.

And Jenna, I'm glad you took a few days off.

from the teacher to be with us.

As you can see, I did a little research on you.

As a prerequisite for you being invited to the beach house.

My job is to make sure your stay is as pleasant as possible.

Like, winners all costs are covered and you have the whole house.

Everything you want from the fridge and the bar is open.

Access to the pool, barbecue, all sports equipment

and to one of the most beautiful private beaches our country can offer.

For a whole week.

Two rules. First: You all have to share the prize.

If any of you go home early, then you all have to go.

Second:

No one enters the sea after nightfall.

So, if you have any more questions, I'm listening.

Everything you need to know about the beach, Joe the lifeguard will tell you.

You can find him from sunrise to sunset in the beach cabin.

These are the rules. Any more questions?

Okay, the room assignments are on the noticeboard.

- Okay. - I'd say, let's bring our bags to the room.

and let's go straight to the bar, let's start the fun. All right!

- I'm for it. - Did I hear the word bar?

This is awesome. Can you believe it?

So, I still haven't decided which bikini to wear.

- You mean you have more options? - Of course.

- I like the color purple. - Me or you?

- Really? - Yes, I created these.

These are just models. And this is perfect now, so I can try them out.

- Yes. - You left your "Vapor" in the hallway.

Yes, I'll get it later.

Dude, look, it's the women's dormitory. Do you want to see?

- What? - You can see everything.

Charlie, you're a pervert, man.

Do you want to watch or not?

- Calm down, maybe. - Let's see them naked.

So, ladies, come on, put down the textiles and let's try them on.

Give them a few minutes and they will be

all empty. look at it like this.

- Hold on. Before I continue, wait. - What?

Maybe around here somewhere, like in those reality shows,

there must be some hidden camera.

I have this strange feeling about modern technology.

- I don't really trust it. - There's something to that.

- You were the first one in the house. - Yes. - But...

I don't know how much you care, but I don't like being filmed.

I have an app on my phone.

- Automatically recognizes the frequencies of all camera models. - How?

Yes, if there are cameras here, it will detect them.

- What are they doing there? - Who cares?

Wait a moment.

What was that?

- There's a room there. For sure. - Really?

- Okay. - And it's on right now.

Those perverts are looking at us now.

This girl Lola is really good.

But if we report, they could send us all home.

- No. That's out of the question. I just got here. - Okay.

- First we detect them, then we take revenge. - Okay.

Sounds good. You know what?

They look, let's give them something to "wash".

- And to discuss, music, please. - Okay.

How attractive. Maggie, what a show.

- Am I in a strip show? - I have no idea.

The way they move they're probably supermodels or something.

What movements. As if they were "clouds".

That's what they think girls do in normal life.

Take it out. But don't go all the way back. Don't give them satisfaction.

- What truly beautiful mares. - Yes, man. Oh my God.

Damn it.

Hey, hypnotize.

Are you at the reception?

Bring them to earth.

Just so you know, if you talk bad about Jenna, I will kill you.

No, where? I'm focusing more on Maggie.

- No, aah no. - What happens next?

It got interesting.

Okay, no, not done.

- Do you think they knew we were watching? - Yeah, I'm almost sure.

- Speaking of that pointing finger. - That's not good.

- Gentlemen, this is not good. - At least I can rewind the recording.

and I can repeat it.

But yeah, I wouldn't want to be in the room, because...

- But if you want, stay. - No, I don't want to stay.

I would need help.

Happily, I would leave the room.

- It's a technique I've used before. - You want to leave, Charlie.

You want to be left alone.

Man, I can't take it anymore.

- Which one? - Maggie, the brunette.

Good taste.

But, you know, there's not a single bad apple in that gang, right?

It's frustrating. I don't even think he knows I exist.

Well, go ahead and make sure he finds out, kid.

Wait a minute. No offense, but do you think I'll follow?

- romantic advice from an old lifeguard? - How nice.

I'll answer this in two points. First:

I have a "trunk" like an orangutan.

Hello, big guy, do you have any business there?

And the second: All this talk about men and women,

That size doesn't matter is useless, man.

Look at me. I'm a guy, good-looking.

Well done, a natural complexion and all that.

All I do is wait in that tower for them to come to me.

What else can I say is that I've had some relationships.

Because when I'm not there, I'm a marriage counselor in Santa Monica.

Doctor Joe, lifeguard, marriage counselor, at your service.

- You're kidding, right? - Which side? The marriage counselor side? - No.

The part where you convince them to have sex with a lifeguard, man.

It's true. It's very true, buddy.

But, honestly, it's not enough for you to just want them.

They have to choose you.

- And how do I do that? - Okay.

Be careful. I'm only going to tell you this once.

Go down to the harbor and get a candle.

And you're standing at her bedroom window tonight .

But don't get too close.

I don't want to scare her. Are you sure?

Just sit by the window, okay? With the candle lit.

Alone in vigil. In any weather.

Cool.

How cool.

Okay. Let's dance.

Good night, ladies.

Good night.

- A seal. - I know.

Well, I'm coming in.

So, see you tomorrow morning. Good night, ladies.

- Good night. - And your coat?

Keep it. I'll recognize you at the next meeting.

- Can I keep you company? - Sure, come in.

That's one of the perks of the job.

Plus, I enjoy meeting nice people like you.

What exactly are you doing?

I take care of many things.

House maintenance.

Sometimes I cook, I'm a yoga teacher or a tour guide.

- Friend, if anyone needs it. - I'd like to try yoga.

Seven o'clock tomorrow morning. Out here.

And when does the second period start?

If there's a second hour, you'll be invited.

How cute.

It was a big "wave".

I like foreplay. Especially if he knows what he's doing.

Of course.

Okay, so, I want to confess something to you.

I didn't actually do anything.

You're laughing at me.

I know. I'm the girl who just incites.

I was raised more old-fashioned. So. I'm still a virgin.

I don't mind this.

But I do everything else. Not everything.

- So you're waiting until the wedding? - No. That's not it.

When I meet the right person I'll figure it out.

But how are you, Lola?

Friend, lover, ex-spouse, axe murderer?

Actually, I've never been in love.

I don't even know what it feels like to be in love.

Can you tell me how it is?

I could try.

Let's say love and I are old friends.

Anyway, there is nothing more pleasant than the feeling of being in love or

the feeling that someone really cares and loves you.

I guess I don't really understand.

Just be patient. You'll figure it out.

Well, I think I'll go now.

Or I'll go for a walk on the beach. I can't decide anyway.

Yeah, well, it's bedtime for me too.

There's also a yoga class at dawn.

- So do I. - Thanks for the advice, Maureen.

Leash outside!

Come outside! It's okay!

I'm sorry if I scared you.

I was looking for Maggie.

She is so beautiful.

But you too...

There's nothing wrong with looking.

Have you tried telling him?

I couldn't do that.

Never say never.

I think you could handle it if you had the chance.

Would you like to give me your robe when you leave?

And.

Is that the robe?

Blue.

- You can put it here. - Okay.

Thank you.

I'm going to... leave.

Hey! It's you.

- I thought I wouldn't see you again tonight. - What are you doing here?

- I can't sleep. - Why not?

Because I was thinking about you.

Jenna, Jenna! Say, where are you?

With wings of love these walls cannot stop love.

Now you leave me so dissatisfied?

And what satisfaction can there be tonight?

He didn't write it exactly like that,

but I know that Shakespeare would say now: "Come to me."

Give me a moment.

Come on, I'll catch you. Come on!

- Are you sure? - Yes. Come on down.

Okay.

Flower in the ear.

- Gata? Gata? Hai.

Are you okay?

I'm definitely in my panties.

It means you caught me. Or I crushed you.

We could leave this.

I crushed you, I understand.

- Wait. - Do you like it?

Someone is coming.

Stop it, someone is coming.

Are you okay, dear? Are you alone?

And.

And.

You happen to be right on the route I prefer to take to the beach.

I need movement.

To burn my internal sexual energies.

Did you come with a group or alone?

Eu...

No, I mean,... I'm alone.

Oh, my dear, are you shivering with cold?

There's something else,

What else can I do for you, ma'am?

Lady?

- Oh my God! - Shall I get you a blanket?

- No thanks. - Here, take my scarf.

- Nu. - Ba Da.

- Okay. - Yeah, is that much better?

Cuckoo! I see you.

Was it good for you what was good for me, young man?

Now it's my turn.

- Oh no, ma'am! I'm warning you! - What a shame.

I'll leave my phone number with Miss Maureen, okay?

I live down the road.

At the sisters' residence. Okay.

And you, young lady, need to learn to share the important things.

- Bye bye!

What do you have to say in your defense?

Thank you. I think so.

Day Two

Are you dominating me now? Not so much.

Sharks are not particularly aggressive.

They mistake humans for seals. That explains the shark attacks.

Seriously? Why are you lazing around here? I need you.

First of all, I'm not lazy.

I'm recovering from my yoga exercises.

Okay, you got me. I'm getting my pussy cold.

I'm trying to see if it has any effect, again.

I think he left me.

I need to work on my flexibility down there. You understand?

Help me get up. Help me.

No, you. That's it. That's enough!

Why do you need me?

Well, Lola was running on the beach and she found a baby seal in pain.

Are you hurt?

He ran to Joe and he called the vet.

- Open it for me, please. - Sure.

He's a nice guy.

He took the seal to the Marine Mammal Institute.

Now Lola wants to raise money for

to be able to treat a seal.

- How did I do? - Pretty good.

A party, yes, I'm in.

So if Maggie comes, I come too.

- You were already in. - Really? - Yes.

- I was thinking it might be here. - Here? - Sure, yeah.

Have a band play live.

Maybe a few hundred people. A bar, cocktails.

Oh, yes, I think that would be nice.

It's a list of rules that shouldn't be broken,

But we can definitely talk to Maureen.

- So you've done something like this before. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's like a fashion show, only without the models.

There are fewer people involved. And who knows what I'll be thinking about by Friday night.

By the way, the party has to be on Friday.

And!

Not you.

Hey, excuse me! Do you have a second?

- Sure. What's up? - Nice to meet you, man.

Andy West. My friends call me Andy West Coast. It's a joke.

I'm an agent. An occupation in which I'm always looking for new models.

- You have a very interesting girl. My calling card. - Really? - Yes.

You've probably always heard this.

Because you, my friend, look like a real TV star.

- What if I'm interested? - Did you take any shots?

Is there anything to drink?

You're funny, buddy!

Go to the bartender and tell him you'd like some ice shots.

No, let's not be serious. It's about the pictures, man.

- Usually done by professionals. Do you have anything like that? - I don't.

- I... - It doesn't matter, look how we do it,

I'm calling a colleague. He'll take care of you.

- We'll talk here tomorrow. Same place, same time. - Sure.

Great!

Do me a favor and come in something more elegant.

I would say, a white shirt.

Wait a minute. Maybe it's the commissionaire. See you tomorrow. Okay?

Hi, yes...

AJT Andy West Talent Agency

Be carefree, in all weathers.

Day Three

Good morning guys.

It rained a lot last night, didn't it?

What are you doing?

Well...

because you were good boys,

I'll make you my specialty, a hot chocolate pudding.

irresistible.

Serious?

- That's nice of you. - It's nothing. You deserve it.

- Do you have a sample to nibble on? - Not yet. Only when it's ready.

Are those dolphins? Look there, in front.

- What dolphins? I'm sure I saw them. - I don't see anything.

Pudding. Can I have some too?

- Actually, it's just for boys. - Really?

Yes, it's special pudding for men.

Pudding for men? Never heard of it.

- Hey, I was wondering about yoga exercises. Do you want to show me some? - Sure.

This hunger.

Eat up, guys.

Oh yes. Delicious.

This is the best pudding I've ever eaten.

- The best. - Thank you. - What's the secret ingredient?

- What do you mean? - Why does it taste so good?

Well, it's my mother's recipe, and she always said,

that the special ingredient is cooking it with love.

Oh, with love. It's really nice.

Well, see you later.

I hope everything works out, okay?

- What did he mean by that? - Women. They always say things that don't make sense.

Very delicious.

It's like a gustatory orgasm.

Damn it.

We don't throw anything away.

She's good, yes.

What good taste it has.

Revenge is sweet.

Especially with a pudding.

- The battle center? - The battle center!

- Do you have a signal on your phone? - Yes.

- It's just a matter of time. - Okay.

Now we wait.

- What are you up to? - Nothing. - Really?

- With or without tickling, you tell me. - It's a bit barbaric.

Really? Really?

I give up!

Will you tell me?

Yes. Okay.

Therefore...

Lola wanted to pay the boys back for the camera trick.

And he put their camera right in their booth.

- I installed it. - You. Why?

- You, that's right. But I used gloves. - Really?

Okay, and now comes the best part.

I made them a chocolate pudding with a lot of laxative.

- Oh my God. - It's just a matter of time,

until we get the results of our little experiment here.

Guys, how about a football game?

Yeah? Maybe we can get the girls involved too.

- What's wrong with him? - No, no!

Oh my God.

It must have been something he ate. You guys have the weakest stomachs.

The sad child's waltz.

Johnny.

Johnny!

Oh my God!

Johnny?

Oh, damn it!

Drink this.

Beer doesn't help you.

Damn, that's bad.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I can't anymore!

Oh my God, Johnny, no!

Shit is like water now.

Ouch!

What the hell is this?

Fuck'!

Comfortable!

Damn it!

Damn it!

- And you? - Oh my God!

How disgusting this guy is.

Once again!

Yes, yes!

Unbelievable. It must have been about three kilos.

Probably about three kilograms.

The abdominal muscles feel great.

Oh, damn it!

It's ugly.

- Man, no! Man! No! - I can't...

- No, no... - Man!

What the hell! I'm sorry, buddy!

Here, have a beer.

- Hold my hand. - Okay.

- What a satisfaction. - That works on the Internet, right?

Yes, of course. How many views do you think they will get?

- Many? - Oh, yes!

The bitches must die.

And.

Group dating.

What do you have there?

This is my special little surveillance camera.

I found it in our toilet.

And what's more, I have proof that we were poisoned,

about that bitch, as she calls him.

I fished this out of the trash.

The proof, gentlemen, is in the pudding.

So they caught us on camera

and they put this laxative in their super-delicious chocolate pudding?

- Actually, it was quite funny. - Yes!

It's probably already online, if we're to believe Lola.

If he wants to declare war on us, so be it.

Hey, man, I don't think he put the recording online.

Slow down. What's funny is funny.

You put the camera in their bedroom. You started it.

It's not the same thing.

We need to make them feel guilty about it.

Maybe I'll have sex with Maggie like this to make up for it.

All this for a video.

It's what I do in my free time.

I would even take a photo.

I'm a reasonable guy.

Jenna!

I'm sorry, honestly.

It causes us quite the same suffering.

- It was a wicked act. - I had no idea what they were going to do.

Otherwise I would have warned you.

Hei, sunt Andy West.

I'm sorry I can't answer you, but I'll get back to you with a call.

Please leave me a message. Ciao.

Were you funny?

No, I can't say.

- You were making a lot of noise. - Yes. Let's go for a walk.

What are you three up to now?

Well, to be honest, we 're sorry about what happened.

Even though Jenna, she didn't know anything.

We will prepare a dinner for you, to express our apologies.

A delicious Thai dish.

I don't think you'll persuade the boys.

I don't know if I can believe you after yesterday's "shit" show.

Please, please, please accept our apologies.

I accept your apology, but I speak only for myself.

You still have to deal with the other boys.

Of course.

Okay.

I think Johnny is an honest guy.

And he also looks like a movie star.

- That comes naturally. - No, Lola said, "I don't know what it's like to be in love,"

or be interested in the opposite sex?

I just said he's a nice guy and nothing more.

You know,

I've walked enough to know that when someone says:

it's nothing more, it actually means the opposite.

Believe what you want, no one is stopping you.

Recognize.

Lola likes Johnny! Lola likes Johnny!

Stop it! They might hear you.

- So you like him? - Calm down. Calm down!

Seriously? That's right.

Liar liar, your panties are on fire!

He's an attractive guy.

Okay.

I'll tell you how we do it. We put them on the grill.

Before dinner, you'll put on more special makeup.

And I'll find something sexy for your breasts.

- Something to make his eyes water. Literally. - Okay.

- I trust that you two will behave properly? - Of course.

Okay then, see you later.

- How are you doing now? - Nothing?

It's just another secret ingredient. It's just for boys.

What's up now?

It's just something painless, a gastro-erotic terrorist.

Gastro-erotic?

For someone who's never had sex, you're pretty knowledgeable.

Jenna, didn't we promise...?

You promised. Technically speaking.

Dinner is ready!

It smells really good.

Oh, no, Charlie. Actually, that seat is reserved, honey.

Why shouldn't I stay here? I didn't know,

- so that the seats are assigned here. - Charlie, will you sit next to me, please, today?

Johnny.

Earth to Johnny!

Sorry. Sorry. Thank you.

So, what do we have here?

It's an Asian dish, Muay Thai.

What are you saying isn't it a martial art?

- How funny. - How could we trust you? - Yeah, how would we know?

I mean, you "evacuated" everything last time, right?

My dad always said, we don't talk about shit during dinner.

Guys, please forgive us.

Maggie was in the kitchen all day and worked nonstop,

to cook these delicious dishes. So what can we do...

Simply, eat.

Here, try a special sauce that gives a more special flavor.

So what's in store for tonight?

So, we're taking you to an event, a summer party.

There's a band that's going to play for us at our fundraising event.

How cool, let's go to the club, little girl.

Okay, okay, great.

So, I will never use that word again.

I will never use them again. I swear, I...

Sorry, friends. This is a private party and you can't come in.

Have a nice evening, friends, good night.

Excuse me, one moment. Thank you.

- Let me take care of the ladies... - I don't think so!

- Hello! - What's going on? - We're looking for a strong man.

I could be that. How can I help you tonight, friends?

You look so familiar. Have we met before?

We are friends with Maureen.

Maybe you're talking about my brother.

Brother from another mother.

Sweet Maureen, you know this song.

Maybe you're talking about, Sweet Melissa?

- There is a difference but... - Listen.

I know the difference. Are you trying to say something inappropriate?

- I'm recording this moment so if... - I don't care.

- So, speaking of Maureen... - Oh, sweet Maureen.

Of course, friends. You can come in and have fun.

You can do whatever you want.

All of you, stay as long as you want.

All of you, all of you except him.

The band is really cool! We need it at our party too!

What do you have...?

- Man, this is not right. - Oh my God!

Hey, where are you going? Oh, you guys stay.

It's nothing painful, it'll pass in an hour.

I don't find it funny. Not at all.

- Do you know what I just went through? - Tell me.

I hitchhiked.

We had rock hard dicks and no one took us.

Nobody stopped. Only that crazy old woman.

Hey guys! You want to get somewhere.

Thank you for the offer but it seems you don't have enough space for us?

No problem. We could sit on your lap.

- We could sit on top of your lap. - Oh my God! No!

Come on guys, the valley here!

She's crazy.

Oh, Emo. Give it a go! Come on! Drive to the beach.

I ran to the beach.

- I thought I got rid of them. - Guys, can you please help me?

In this darkness, I can't see the steps well.

Do you know why I should hold on...?

What an amazing railing, yes.

Oh, that's not a step.

Oh God, don't take me now!

- Make sure he gets down safely, Charlie. - You arrived safely.

Thank you for helping me.

- lu hu, dear boys! - With pleasure. With pleasure!

- Goodbye! - A nice old lady.

Yes, and how. It didn't stick to your dick. So you little dick!

Are you going to stay mad at me all night?

Or will we find a use for that part?

It's not funny. He wanted to break our dicks.

I didn't want to be funny, but rather practical.

- Okay. - But if you don't want to make love

maybe we can use it as a hat stand?

Like a shoe tongue? We can, throw horseshoes.

Enough with the dick jokes. Let's give it a beating.

Day Four

Day 5

Day 6

Oh my God, what's with that "rocket"?

Hey guys, good morning.

Today is your lucky day. I'm going to cook you my famous,

candied pancakes with a smiley face and maple syrup.

How is your appetite?

After last night's experimental attack on the dick in the most intimate area,

We won't eat anything you cook.

You had fun for the last time.

Okay, there's more left for us.

I don't know about you, but after the dance at the party,

My appetite has increased. I want a double portion. Hit me with them.

- It's coming right away. - I can't let it go to waste.

- So, I'll take some too. - Of course you do. - Yes, I do.

- Here you go. - I'll show you how to eat it.

- Does he use the same plate? - No, he doesn't.

- It's okay. - Too late.

Sweetie, is it from something you ate or...?

I feel terrible.

I don't mean to be nosy, but I assume you're sexually active?

It's not like I'm walking around.

Is your period late or did you not use protection?

- You don't think... - I think you should try one of these.

Do you know how it's done?

I've never used it before, if that's what you're asking.

Instructions are on the box. Let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

Thank you.

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Hei, sunt Andy West.

I'm sorry I can't answer you, but I'll call you back.

Please leave a message. Ciao.

Are you concerned about anything in particular right now?

- Hey! - Goodbye Johny. - Bye, honey. - Bye.

- Call me from Paris. - Of course. - Do you promise? - Yes.

Okay. Have a nice flight. Bye! Bye.

Damn. I think I'm at a turning point, man.

You must be Joe, the lifeguard.

- Johnny, right? - Yeah, how did you know?

Nice to meet you. I read the list of winners.

I want to know who's on my beach.

So what's up?

I'm not sure, it all happened so fast,

even faster than I would have expected.

Trust me, it's the same for others.

You're from here.

Some people are coming to the beach.

and gives you the chance to appear in a movie or on TV?

- Was it a guy or a woman? - It was a guy.

- Did he touch your penis or another part of your body?

- Oh, no, not really. - But it could be.

I have to rule this out. That's good, listen,

I think it still happens sometimes.

And if you think there's something you'd be interested in,

then, I think you should try it.

- Thanks, Joe. - You're welcome. And good luck with that.

- Thank you. - Keep me posted.

Why does it have to be like this?

It was a few weeks ago and he wasn't a special guy.

He must have been good at something too.

I don't think we need that right now.

And the worst part is, he was so great with Vincent.

He would have been that one in a million guy,

and if I tell him I'll ruin everything.

Maybe it's better not to tell him?

You could keep it as your little secret.

Everything will never be the same again. And it's not ethical.

I wouldn't do that to a guy I care about.

- What do you want to do about the child? - I can't be that person either.

- I'm actually a little girl playing the role of a mother. - You don't have to justify yourself to anyone.

Just do what you think is right for you.

Maybe you talk to Vincent and he's strong enough.

No, no. I can't do that.

I can't do this to him. I can't...

Comfortable.

He needs some time.

Hey, Johnny!

Hello, Lola!

- Nice suit. - Thank you.

I want to get in the hot tub now. Do you want to get in too?

- I think so. - I don't want to force you.

I'm sorry, don't misunderstand me,

but I'm not in the best mood today.

What happened?

Nothing. I haven't heard from anyone . That's the problem.

So, let's get in the water.

Actually, you're not my type,

but in your situation I can make an exception.

How nice of you.

I'm not the successful college athlete.

I have more hopes and dreams. I also have a degree.

- What did you study? - Sports Sciences.

But one day, I had an experience that changed everything.

I was walking past the theater building.

Something had changed a little.

I thought I wasn't your type.

As I said, I'll make an exception.

You're not going to put anything in the water, are you?

- After my recent experiences, I have to ask you. - No, it's just me.

All right.

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says:

"Why do you have such a long face?"

- Did you catch it? - I think I need this.

I think I really am, at a crossroads.

Where I come from is just plain land, no matter which way you look.

I haven't seen the ocean until a week ago.

And now I'm swimming in it. A few days ago

A stranger comes to me and offers me a chance,

to fulfill my dreams.

How often can something like this happen to you?

Of course, he hasn't given any sign since then.

I could see that the world is much bigger than I thought.

Everyone actually has a lot more options. I think I'm going to move here.

- Very impulsive, don't you think? - Maybe, but

There's nothing to keep me there anymore.

Now I am here.

I don't know what I should say.

Don't say anything if you don't have to.

Where are we going?

Okay.

- What was that? - Sorry, I thought it was a mood enhancer.

Jenna?

Hi, Jenna.

How hard you are to find.

Now you've found me, what does that say?

Actually, that says a lot.

- Hey. - I've been avoiding you all day , but we need to talk.

It all happened too fast for me and I can't...

I mean, it has to stop.

Okay.

We "moved" maybe too quickly.

Okay, we can take it easy.

- I agree. - No, Vincent, no.

You don't understand me. It's not a solution. I...

I think I'm making a big mistake and I need to

to stop.

I... actually

- I don't think I'll be here tomorrow. - What?

No... you can't leave.

If you leave, it's over for us.

And it's over for everyone in the house.

Is that what you really want to do?

You can't be serious.

We had some great times together, didn't we?

I would do anything for you.

You can't just disappear from my life like that.

Goodbye, Vincent.

I hope we never see each other again.

I don't know your reasons.

- I better go. - No, you stay.

I want to leave.

You know your secret nocturnal admirer is back.

Yeah, I know. It's cute.

It's charming that he shows his affection.

What should I do? Pay him just for holding a candle?

For me, no one has done anything like this.

If you think she's so sweet, why don't you go give her a blowjob, probably...

on behalf of both of us. Anyway, if I do it,

It will be the first fellatio of his life.

I will be on his shameful "mental wall", the evil one who will swallow him all

from the crazy house on the beach.

He will remember me forever.

I'm sorry, Charlie. It's not going to happen.

Hello.

I'll be back. Later.

- Have fun. - That's what I intend.

- Hello! - Hello! - What are you doing here? - I came for you.

- Shall we go to the beach? - Well, yeah, fine.

It's good.

Hey, have a seat.

- Would you like a beer? - Yes, thank you.

So what's up?

Things are going badly.

Here you go?

Jenna wants to leave tomorrow.

Do you have any idea why?

No, what's the matter, man?

I can tell Lola to talk to her.

But, what's happening?

Jenna!

Don't you want to come down from there?

Look, we both know that if you're there , nothing will get solved in your life.

So, come down or I'll go up.

You're a nice lady, and I appreciate you coming here in the dark.

where no one would find me.

It's already the second time this week.

But, just because you found me, that doesn't mean you know me.

You don't know me at all.

And you don't even know what my life has been like.

Okay, I'll come to you.

Look, I know you well enough to know that you like kids.

You wouldn't do anything to endanger a child's life.

I was just thinking about how to solve things.

I broke up with Vincent.

And I know you won't like it but,

I don't think I can stay here another day.

- So. - I don't know how much longer I can take it.

It still happens.

You don't have to make any decisions tonight.

Why don't you go to bed?

Look who's showing up?

- Is it possible? - Yes, of course.

- For love. - Hey, go to hell.

What happened to you guys, I thought you were on top of the world. What happened?

- Why the hell did you do that? - Can I have another one, bro?

Yes, if you want another one.

Trooper.

A topit-o.

Have you seen him like this before? I haven't seen him like this before.

- Man, why are you doing this? - What should I do?

Drinking at this speed.

I don't like beer. I don't like the taste of it.

I don't like the smell of it either. I don't like the texture.

And I still can't help myself.

It's a trick learned at the fraternity.

The trick you taught him,

At the fraternity, you don't even look like you're from a fraternity.

It seems like we were in one. With all the nonsense.

They rigged the first round with the balls.

They said I didn't fit them.

The only thing I can do to him is a stupid trick.

It's different from what I was. And what came next.

That will change.

A new business.

The Brotherhood Reunion opens.

I would appoint Charlie as the new president.

- Who is in favor, raise your hand. - For! - For!

Unanimously. Charlie is the new president of the Brotherhood.

Speech!

A beer first, then the speech.

I want to thank the Brotherhood,

for recognizing my leadership potential.

I would add that it is the greatest honor I have ever been given.

- For the Brotherhood. - For the Brotherhood!

- Damn. Do you think it's okay? - Yeah, the grass softened his fall.

So, he's proud like never before.

Not.

Here's a nice gesture.

Oh God, how hard it is.

You know what? You're a pretty decent guy.

- The Brotherhood leaves no man behind. - It's okay, Charlie.

It's bedtime.

Today is a big day.

And tonight is a big night.

Party!

Later after Yoga, we will go make sure that

The preparations for the party are going according to plan.

I'm going to call the vet, ask him how Stanley is.

Actually, we have bigger problems than that.

Jenna broke up with Vincent.

Oh my God, they look so good together.

Last night on the beach he said he was going home early.

If she leaves the house then you all have to go home.

We can't let this happen. It ruins everything for everyone else too.

I can't stop it.

Only you can, and you don't have much time left.

I know you've already made up your mind, but can we talk?

I made the decision,

and you can't convince me to change it.

Well, that's what friends are for.

You and Vincent had a strong bond. Doesn't he deserve to know the truth?

I don't know. I really love him very much, but I can't,

I can't do this to him. He has his own plans.

That wouldn't be right.

Admit that a lot has happened this week.

So many good things.

And we don't want to lose that. We don't want to lose you.

We're trying to stop you from making the biggest mistake of your life.

You can't lose what's already happened.

It's me, trying to mitigate the consequences.

There are always multiple solutions.

Come back. I'll make you some tea.

You can't make a decision that will affect the rest of your life,

under the moment of an impulse. Every decision made,

it applies to some things and leads to other events.

Everything you have done and everything you will do,

is based on these decisions.

Everything has an effect on what comes next.

So I have to choose.

It's not enough to just choose, you have to choose wisely.

How do you think he will react to finding out the truth?

Hi sweetheart, I'm pregnant, but not with you.

Do you still want us to get married and live our lives together? Can't I do that?

He made you a promise.

Doesn't he have the right to decide whether he wants to get involved?

Tomorrow.

I hope I'm not disturbing.

No, we just...

- Nice panties. - Thanks, I guess.

Look, I'll be honest. I was at the entrance.

- Were you spying on us again? - No, I didn't mean to.

- I woke up to pee. - PMI!

- PMI! - What does that mean?

- Too much information. Again. - And?

I heard everything, I think.

Well then come here.

You must be one of the girls.

We are committed to maintaining confidentiality.

- It's okay with the secret, but do I have to be one of the girls? - Yes!

It's a sorority for girls. They swear.

So they are brother and sister?

Just promise not to say anything to anyone.

I promise.

Okay, now go and pee.

Can I keep you company?

Please.

So, what brings you here?

I come here every day, if I can.

There's something magical about the ocean.

If you have hurt feelings, it can heal you.

I'm trying to identify what I'm feeling.

I'm proud of you, you know.

I'm just trying to do the right thing.

You shouldn't have told us you were there.

I thought about not doing what was right, but I couldn't.

You remind me of someone I once knew.

Who was it?

- My friend. - And where is he?

He was a professional soldier, an officer.

He didn't survive Afghanistan.

I'm sorry.

I loved him because he took a stand for what he believed in.

There's a little bit of him in you too.

You're a good boy, Charlie.

You don't deserve to be treated like this by Maggie.

It's weird, because I wanted it.

But now I feel sorry for her.

You know, I think, that I'm not the right person for her.

Maybe you're the one.

Like you said, but not for her.

Don't you want to continue your thoughts in the hot tub?

Is he making fun of my dreams?

Sorry.

You're an amazing girl and you don't know how he's going to react.

Don't you think you should give him a chance?

You don't know how hard it can be.

My parents didn't get married either.

I was a child of love. But there was never any love around me.

I don't even remember seeing my father after I turned 5.

I guess you could say I'm a little more insensitive.

I had no idea.

It's not like walking around with a sign tied around your neck.

Unless you read between the lines and it says:

Gorgeous, intelligent woman with a painful childhood.

He sacrificed his life taking care of the problems of other people's children.

Hoping that the man of her dreams would appear on her doorstep.

And when it happens even if it's not perfect,

she will flee in fear, like a chicken during a storm.

- Not bad. - Thanks. - You can sign up for the "Can you dance?" category. - Really?

How would you proceed?

I've never been in a situation like this before.

Would you drag him to the altar and convince him that this is it?

Yeah, probably. Sounds like me.

The woman I know would give her child a chance,

which she did not have. Two people,

two parents will take care of him, love him, and want to build a family.

Don't you think he should know the truth, give him a chance?

for him to make a decision?

I feel like that's not what you would want someone to do to you.

Thank you all for coming. We are "Nylon Pink".

Thank you!

We ask organizers Lola and Maggie to come to our stage.

Hello everyone.

Hey! Hello everyone!

Welcome to the "Heal Our Seal" charity party.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for joining a noble cause!

We would also like to welcome Miss Maureen, known to everyone!

Of course, we thank him, Barosanul and the entire organizing team!

They are wonderful people!

Please let's all welcome the vet,

the man in charge of treating the baby seal, Dr. Spencer.

Hello, doctor!

Thanks, friends, unfortunately, Stanley may not make it to the party,

but he sends you this as a token of appreciation.

Thank you!

Okay, so feel good tonight with the band "Nylon Pink"!

Let the party begin!

Johnny, have I looked everywhere for you?

- Where have you been for the last 3 days? - You could have called me back.

This is what I want to tell you, my phone fell in the toilet.

I lost all my numbers. I called the phone company.

It was a nightmare, man. I'm so glad I found you.

Charlie, el este Andy West. Andy West, Charlie.

Hi, Charlie, Andy West Coast. Nice to meet you.

Okay. Johnny, seriously, man.

- Do you remember I told you to wear a white shirt? - Yes.

My photographer is coming. He'll take some pictures of you.

It'll be fine. I got you an audition.

Amazing. But how can I contact you now?

No, I'll contact you. Okay?

...we will have pleasant moments,

You have to dance with me. At least one song.

Excuse me, Big Guy.

The lady is with me tonight.

Every song, all night long.

Isn't that right, Miss Maureen?

Is that right, Maureen?

I would love to dance with you anytime, but

Tonight I am with this man.

And if he says every song is his, it probably is.

Well done to you, my little friend.

Clap your hands.

Have fun. See you later.

Look, now go and have fun.

- I want to meet tomorrow afternoon. - Tomorrow afternoon. I'll be there.

We're serious. No kidding. I'm not holding you back anymore.

- Have a nice evening. - Okay, man. - See you tomorrow.

- It's gonna be an auspicious night, man. - Okay, man. - Take care of yourself.

Hello friends.

Hello people. You've been away for a while.

Yes, that's right.

Sorry, we're late, we had to clarify some things. But,

It's a great party.

Now is the right time for a little announcement.

We are engaged.

Beautiful!

Congratulations! Oh my God!

I am so happy for you.

So, we have

a lot to talk about.

And we have our whole lives before we can discuss it.

Do you want to talk now?

Now? Now.

You waste too much time capturing other people's faces.

It's okay, you'll get them back.

It's easier without the video camera.

Look at this.

Pot?

I really insist.

- Come on, take it out. - Like that?

Do you need a ladder?

My lipstick looks good on your lips.

I like the way you laugh.

After all, you're beautiful and all that,

You're damn attractive, and you're also natural.

- Thank you. - Caring and selfless.

Something like that is a bit hard to find.

That means a lot to me.

How good it is.

How was it for you?

- It was perfect. - Yes?

- Yes. - Shall we resume?

Now? In five minutes.

- It's okay. - Okay.

Didn't you feel like we were being watched?

Don't worry about it. Ignore it.

Day 7

Have you seen Vincent?

Oh no. Did something happen?

Nothing. Just that

I woke up and he wasn't there. I don't know where he is.

No one's lost yet. He'll show up soon.

How am I feeling this morning?

Damn amazing!

Will someone feed me? I'm starving.

I want biscuits or burgers, pizza, donuts, pancakes.

A sandwich would be good, actually.

Oh, yes. Thank you.

You can sleep on the plane. Coffee?

Good morning people.

Do you know where Vincent is?

Honestly, yes. Get out of here.

I think this is for you.

Above.

Sorry, but right now I'm the man of the moment.

Stanley and Friends

Because I farted?

He came here to the beach and

it gave me the opportunity to be a movie or TV star.

- Can it happen? - Sometimes. I think so.

- Was it a guy or a woman? - It was... it was a guy.

Does it look like this?

So you're at a turning point. I can say that.

Do you think this is funny?

Yes, yes I am at a turning point.

Me too.

Did the guy touch you inside?

With any part of his body?

Okay.

I see a lot of Malibu girls on TV.

I can't wait.

I'm going to clear out my phone's memory to make room for more stories.

Yes, mom?

No, no. No, I take pictures of birds and squirrels.

No, no. I said birds, not little girls. Yes.

Mom, no!

I asked why did dad make me an idiot?

He said you're an idiot and I'm the same because I came out of you!

I won a trip to Malibu and I'm going away for a week! I'm so happy.

Can I come back after a week?

I don't think I'll meet anyone to move in with.

Come on, I know I'm an idiot.

No, you're not.

You're an idiot. Damn it, I hate you.

Hey, no! If I didn't have that restraining order I would have a job, right?

You shouldn't have filed a complaint. Why did you do that?

No, you're an idiot!

Mom, this was supposed to be a happy moment for me and you're ruining it.

You ruined everything, just like you said I ruined your life.

I would have done it!

If I could, I would marry a whore.

And I would bring it here.

And I'd show it to Grandma too. She's an idiot, too.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

You make me say things I don't want to say.

I mean, I would tell them, but in a different context.

You know what? I'm going to make a suicide video, Mom.

Hi guys!

Maybe you think this is a joke.

But no. I'm going, and I might not come back.

For a week,

but if I have reason I will stay there.

It could be hell.

Yes! No! I already live in hell, mom!

With you!

Translation and adaptation geoguyro.