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- Goodnight. Squeeze the fog. - It goes thick, like before.

We're going to stay in the dark, it hadn't fallen like this for a long time.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

¡Caray!

- Because for? - To stay here.

- What's this street? - Last time it was Park Lane.

- I can help them? - I'm going to Dorset Square.

Impossible, the best thing is to go to the Royal Parks Hotel.

- Where is? - Next door, follow me.

Agree.

- Can I have my suitcase? - Yes sir.

- Watch out, there are three steps. - Thank you.

- Here you are, thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you, agent. - Goodnight.

One single with bathroom, for one night.

Sorry, I only have one small suite left , in this fog ...

- The fog, I see. - 317.

This way, sir.

COSTUME DANCE TO BENEFIT THE NEW REINA VICTORIA HOSPITAL

Do we sit down?

Mayfair in May is fine, but tonight ...

Don't be so unpatriotic, Michael. The fog is a great attraction.

It's what Americans come to see us for .

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Committee has me announce that, due to the fog,

those planning to travel are advised to stay at the hotel.

Well, can I take you home, Leslie?

No thanks. I think I will listen to the Committee and try to stay here.

I don't know if you will get a room. Look at the crowd going to reception.

You leave it to me. Good night, Michael.

Sorry, we have nothing left. It was the last room.

I'll tell the manager. Mr. Biano! If you can help them, you will.

Please!

Ladies and gentlemen, there is no room left.

I can offer you accommodation in the lounge and at the reception.

There are very comfortable couches and chairs that we invite you to use.

Surely a client will be willing to give up their living room.

Could be, I'll try. They come with me? Here.

- What time, sir? - At 8 o'clock, with breakfast.

Chinese tea, 2 eggs, the "Times" and the "Telegraph".

All right, good night.

Tell me, hired? Well, call me when you have them.

Thank you.

One Moment. Perhaps the lord of this room will help us.

Ahead!

Good evening, I am the hotel manager.

- Charmed. - Due to the fog,

Many of the people who have come to the dance cannot go home.

I'm desperately looking for rooms for the ladies

and I was hoping you could help me.

- In what sense? - There is a couch in the living room

and downstairs are chairs that are very comfortable.

- You want me to give up the room, right? - If you were so kind ...

I see, let me explain.

I've been traveling for two days.

The train has been horrendous, I have arrived two hours late to Victoria Station.

I am exhausted and grumpy, in fact furious with exhaustion.

I am the legal occupant of the suite and I plan to defend it tooth and nail.

Goodnight.

If I even gave up the living room, it could accommodate four ladies.

Nerd.

I know myself and the women, they would kick me out in a moment.

I'm very sorry, but I need to rest deeply.

And I will do it even if Londoners think me inconsiderate and boorish.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

By the way, is there a "Do not disturb" sign?

- There you have it. - Will you hang it on the door when I leave?

Very well.

Yes, I'm sorry honey, it wasn't my fault, I'm really sorry.

It hurts my soul.

What? Honey, the train is late! Late!

Yes, there was fog. NlEBLA.

"N" de "naturópata". No, cariño, naturópata.

"Or" for "osteopath." Yes darling. What?

Why don't you hang out with your husband and change a bit?

No no no. Come on, lie down.

They do not know how to read? No, honey, I wasn't talking to you.

Well, I read them! It says "Do not disturb"!

What, honey I do not know.

As if I noticed others, what nonsense.

It does not put that, it is more polite.

It says "Please do not disturb."

- Well ... - Well, what?

That I would like to know.

To whom do I owe the pleasure of this visit? For what is this?

I was looking for one thing.

Whatever it is, I don't think I'll find it in my room.

I am exhausted and I am looking for a place to sleep.

And this seems like the perfect place.

That's what I thought when I saw her rush in.

Suddenly, no, but silently.

And when do you plan to go quietly?

- At 8, after breakfast. - Oh yeah?

So we'll sleep together, right?

There is a room for each one.

But the two beds are here.

There is a sofa there, you can sleep on it.

How?

I have not seen a more cheeky woman, and on top of that she acts like nothing.

If you were nicer, you'd insist on going out.

Haven't you heard what I said to the manager?

- I overheard something. - Yes,

with so little tact that he takes my bed away

knowing that I need to sleep, that tomorrow I work

and believing that I would not resist you.

I'm very sleepy, can you go?

You sure don't mean it. It's too good to kick me out.

Okay? You don't know me, my problem is that I'm weak.

A lovely girl like you would fool me with nothing

But I know what my weakness is, that's why I force myself to be rude.

- Even unpleasant. - He likes to talk about himself, huh?

Yes, we men usually do it, but at least we know how we are.

Women don't. They only know what other women are like.

On another occasion we will talk about you.

Now if you are tired, lie down. Goodnight!

- What did you say? - I said good night.

I've heard it, but I don't know what it means.

You can't come and ... I'm so tired, can you go?

- You don't mean it. - Yes ma'am.

I know others like you,

believed that they think they can handle men.

Unscrupulous, ruthless, vain, conceited ...

- Don't point at me! - She's married, right?

Yes.

Yes, I know the story. Her unfortunate husband will be home,

hoping their fears are not justified,

and this time they will not be, because I am one of those who are not fooled.

I repeat, can you go?

How do you know so much about women?

For my work I have to see what those deceptive lips hide.

- Are you a dentist? - No!

Lawyer, and the next time I see her will be when her husband gets divorced.

- Divorce? He would never do that. - He will be a very good person.

- You've had a tiring trip, haven't you? - Yes!

It's a shame the fog has spoiled the night

but it is the same fog that keeps me from going to my dear husband.

If you don't mind, what's your name?

Well, I do care.

Well, I see that it is discreet. You can sleep on the couch.

- It is a charm! - No! And back off or I'll change my mind.

Good evening, Miss X.

Good night my Dear,

kind and generous

handsome.

- Sir! - What happens?

Can you come in for a moment, please?

- And good? - I've tried it, but I can't sleep.

There is a good rug, try there.

- But there are two beds there. - AND?

I would never imagine such a thing.

But...

I could put one of the beds in here, right?

Yes, I guess so.

Okay, I'll call the waiter.

Do you think there is a reason to bother him?

No, maybe we shouldn't. You stay here and I'll bring you.

I can already help you!

- I don't think I need ... - How can you do it alone?

Enough that he has offered me his bed ...

Okay, pull from there when I tell you, to me from you.

To me from you

- From you to me. - From you to me.

Towards me.

Look, you better leave this to me.

Let's go! This is going to be your bed. Come on over there!

With this you have enough.

You are lucky to have this. I'm already starting to sulk.

Stay there, leave me. And don't help me, it was a disaster.

The women are all the same, they do not help at all.

They do not know how to pull a bed without messing it up, or make one.

Lovely at home, but useless.

Deluxe?

Lavish? Could anyone ask for a better place to spend the night?

No good night.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

And thanks.

What happens?

- I won't be able to sleep in this costume. - Well, take it off.

- And what should I wear? - If it were up to me, nothing!

You only think of yourself.

- Can I have some pajamas? - Take the one on the bed!

What happens?

How can you wear a toga and wig in court with this taste?

Do you think I have time to buy?

- Then cut with her. - With whom?

The one who buys her pajamas like this can't be a good woman.

- Cut with her. - We separated six months ago!

So, you haven't lost everything yet.

Maybe

- And now that? - Have you forgotten about me?

- I wish I could, what do you want? - The fundamental right to wash myself.

- Here's the bathroom. - But I have to go through his room.

- But he's wearing my pajamas, right? - That's the problem.

Do you want me to jump out the window?

Either that or turn to the wall.

I am facing the wall.

- And don't move. - Even when?

Until I tell him.

- I'll get dizzy if I keep looking at the paper. - Close your eyes!

Ring the alarm if it goes out again!

- Is that the alarm? - Not yet!

- What does? - I've gone to bed.

- Didn't you say you slept well there? -Yes.

- You stay. Better for both of us. - For both?

Don't you see how delicate and distressing my situation is?

There, I am a guest attacking your chivalry,

and here, with everything around me, with that and that ...

I feel less intrusive.

- Plus the legal occupant of the suite. - I see.

Is your conscience clear? Think about how well you will sleep.

- It's okay. You win. - No, you win, in self-conviction.

Ghana Ud!

- I'll see you in your divorce! - You will never see me in my divorce.

Don't apologize! I'll see her there, if that's how she usually behaves!

Is there something wrong with what we do?

Is there something wrong with what I do?

No good night.

Good night, sleep good.

- What are you looking for? - My book.

- Give me the book! - Take another, not this one.

- I don't have any more books. - It's just that I'm hooked.

I want to know who kills the Chinese banker. Do not tell me!

I also want to know, I go in the middle. A proposal.

- I don't accept it! - He won't finish it.

I rarely do. I read the beginning and the end.

Who Killed Sun Wong So? Could it be the mysterious woman in the pajamas?

Yes!

PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB

Good morning sir. It's 8. It's a good morning.

Breakfast is served, sir.

- What? - Breakfast is served, ma'am.

Oh thanks.

- Can you bring another? - Another what, ma'am?

Another breakfast.

Sure, sir ... Ma'am.

- Who? - Does the bathroom have to go right at 8?

Oh, did you sleep well?

Fatal, and I have to be in court by 10:30.

- I'm not at all late. - I already know that phrase.

Hello? What about my breakfast?

How? How do I already have two?

The second breakfast, ma'am.

Say, sir.

- And what happens to you? - Okay...

Last night there was a lot of fog

and today everything is a little messy.

Do you tell me? Take it to the side.

Yes, and that one, sir?

- Take it too. - Yes sir.

- Good Morning. - Good Morning.

Hello? Berkeley 6347.

- Hello? - Hi, is that you, Jeffries?

Has Your Honor come down yet? No don't bother him

but tell him that I slept at the Royal Parks and then I will go.

You know what Your Honor is like, Miss Leslie.

He will be angry to see that you were partying last night.

Give me your room number , if you like.

Handsome! What is the room number?

- 317. - It's the waiter. What have you said?

- 317. - 317. Yes, bye.

And my breakfast?

- It's there. - You're in everything.

Breakfast is served, sir ...

Ma'am ... It's ready.

Okay.

- By the way what is your name? - Logan.

- "Logan"? - No. It's not in Chinese. Logan.

I do not like.

- Is for me? -Yes.

- May l? - Yeah sure.

- But take care of it. - No.

Look what you do, you leave it in the butter and jam.

- You let me? - Thank you.

- Salt? - Thank you.

- I ordered the soft-boiled eggs. - Embarrassing, for a hotel like this.

- Are yours the same? - No, they're ready.

- Cold! Like ... - Aguachirri.

Try the jam.

- It sure tastes like printer's ink. - No thanks.

You have to eat something. A hard day's work awaits you.

I do not want anything, thank you.

And today, would you mind telling me your name?

Leslie.

- What Leslie? - What do you mean "What Leslie?"

It's my first name.

Leslie.

Thats weird.

And yours?

- Everard. - What?

¡Everard!

- Amazing. - You don't like it either?

- I would never get used to it. - Who asks you? Anything else?

- Yes, are you always like this in the morning? - Until I smoke my first cigarette.

Thanks a lot.

Thank you.

Poor the one who marries you.

I'm not getting married, unless I fix your divorce.

Heavens! The time.

- What do you think? - About what?

- About the divorce. - I'm not going to need your services.

- Thanks a lot. - Maybe your unhappy husband, yes.

- Unhappy why? - Because you're cheating on him.

Absolutely.

If I heard you say that I was a waiter.

Am I a waiter?

What did you do? Attorney, you were saying?

Attorney, notary, lawyer.

As a lawyer you learn to judge the character of people.

With such a lie from the podium, I'd already know what to make of you.

Then you'll never trust me anymore.

You have a quality that is priceless.

I'm dying to hear it.

You are a sun in the morning. I am unbearable.

It is a strange quality for a woman.

As a wife, you must be adorable.

That's very hasty, we don't even know each other.

Not much less.

We know each other better than many people after years of marriage.

There are invisible ties that bind us!

How are we going to part forever?

How could we look and act like strangers?

How could I tell you what is said to a stranger?

No, we have to meet again. Where are we?

The Savoy, the Embassy, the Claridges?

To eat, have a snack, have dinner?

Today, tomorrow, tonight?

Are you doing something tonight?

Come on come on. Yes or no?

Come on, clarify. Yes or no?

Answer me, woman!

Where are you?

I'm sorry.

Darling that's the bug that's been in a bed all night

while we were hanging around the pool table.

What kaffir.

ADlÓS, EVERARD

Are you finished with the trays, ma'am?

- Outside. - Very well sir.

I guess this liquid is described as a coffee bean concoction.

I'll tell you what it is: Aguachirri, it tastes like rays!

I've been asking you for soft-boiled eggs for 40 years .

Are these like this? Well, no!

They are in the same virginal state as when the hen laid them.

You've been fingering the newspaper, trying to do the crossword.

I don't read your newspaper, I have my own and you know it.

Altogether, I know too much about you.

So, I should go forever.

It's just what I wanted to tell you.

- Good morning, Miss Leslie. - Good Morning. What's up Jeffries?

His Lordship has fired me again.

Come, he's smoking the cigar.

- Good morning, Grandpa. - Leslie, where have you been?

Didn't Jeffries tell you?

- Yes, I did. - Thank you.

You know perfectly well that last night there was fog

and that Miss Leslie spent the night at the Royal Parks Hotel.

Her parents are in India and I take responsibility for her.

- And me. - Your?

- I'm his grandfather. - And I know her better.

It horrifies me to think that my granddaughter leaves the house at 9 at night

and come back at 9 in the morning.

There are girls who are not to be trusted even if you send them to write a letter,

But you could send Miss Leslie to the North Pole.

Isn't it my obligation to hold you accountable for everything you do?

Of everything?

You are not a nosy judge, but a charming grandfather.

- Grandpa. - Yes darling?

- Do you know a certain Logan? - Logan?

- Logan Everard, attorney. - Everard! Wait.

- Logan, yeah, he's coming to court today. - Really?

- Great. How is it, grandpa? - Logan?

He asks good questions of the opponent's witnesses , but does not take a single one.

- Why you ask? - I think he will marry me.

- Has he proposed it to you? - No.

You don't know yet.

Well, if you don't know yet, how?

¡Leslie!

- What the hell are you wearing? - It's ugly, huh? It's his pajamas.

- Whose? - Logan's.

How do you wear the pajamas of a man whose existence you did not know yesterday?

- I slept in your bed. - What?

It had two beds, one we took into the living room, and I slept in the other.

- Leslie, this is the last straw. - Didn't I tell you it was okay?

- He does not understand the new generations. - I don't think the others do.

- Grandpa. - Tell me.

- He doesn't know who I am. - Who?

¡Logan!

It was believed to be a woman, and well twisted.

- You are not a woman, but less twisted. - But I acted as if it were.

And she saw this nonsense and thought she was married.

He's a dummy.

It is not!

If a young girl and a ring have deceived him,

is that it is a donkey.

Jeffries when you were young

Grandpa was never fooled?

Never.

And now you are a great judge, as Logan will be one day.

- Give it time and no one can fool you. - How long?

40 or 50 years.

- Have you taken it seriously before? - No sir.

Good Guy.

- Good morning, Mr. Logan. - Good morning, Slade. Thanks tom.

- Welcome back to London. - Thank you. A charming little town.

- Less for the time, of course. - What's wrong with it?

- It is the best in the world. - For example, last night's fog.

Right, where else does a phenomenon like this happen?

The most beautiful city plunges into an impenetrable valley of mystery.

Life is a fascinating adventure

fate guides your steps, you can meet a miracle.

- I see you found it. - Leave that.

Although you always find miracles, whether there is fog or not.

And, if you allow me,

Isn't it time to stop going from miracle to miracle?

- I'm an acquaintance of his, he's from my club. - How?

More, More ...

- Ah yes, Lord Mere, how are you? - How are you doing? I see that good.

- Don't ask me, I'm doing terrible. - What's the problem?

What a problem?

- My wife. - What about Lady Mere?

Well, she has been with a man.

Does it seem little? Ground for divorce?

For any court, but the correct thing is to go to your attorney.

I know, but I've been told that you dissolve marriages like aspirin,

so first of all I want your advice.

- I'm busy, explain the basics to me ... - I've already done it, it's been ...

Yes, yes, I know.

- But do you want it? - What?

- You are right. - And why do you want a divorce?

Screw everything, I'm not going to be fooled, there is a limit.

I understand them, Lord Mere.

He has given his wife his last name, his money and a faithful love,

and she returns it to him with an agonizing humiliation.

That's right, you've hit the nail on the head.

I have heard the same story too many times.

The loving husband and the wife who cheats on him.

- What evidence do you have? - Last night he left before dinner

and he didn't come back until 9 in the morning.

Suspicious, and then there's her maid, who went to the hotel and saw her leave.

- What hotel was it? - The Royal Parks.

- Which? - The Royal Parks. Will have read

that yesterday there was a masquerade ball for charity purposes, now.

Yes, I have heard something.

And there is another important factor, he was all night in the costume.

- Can you imagine why I'm pissed off? - No, I have no idea.

- Tell me, what costume was he wearing? - I don't think it matters.

Yes, if I had been a diver, it would not enter one through the eyes.

It wasn't like that. He was gorgeous.

From a French noblewoman of the second empire.

Empress Eugenia, crinolines and all that.

- Yes, I see. - Last night the fog was very thick.

- I am aware. - I couldn't accompany her.

I went to dinner with friends from my old regiment.

Yes Yes. Go on, what happened?

- She spent the night there, but not alone. - How do you know?

- By Sanders. - Who?

- His maid. - How do you know?

Because he brought clothes to the hotel.

- Had he asked? - No. He called at 9

to say he was coming right away, but I sent Sanders

and she heard from the hallway of her room that she was talking to a man.

- And I go in? - No, she's smart and she listened.

- And what did you hear? - He saw.

He saw her leave around 8:45

and then he saw a man who came out after.

- AND? - And that? Not enough for you?

Enough?

He has the nerve to accuse his wife of the most serious thing that he can accuse her,

And do you expect me to call a great woman to the law ,

for a few taps

at 8:45, at a party, for being with a boy?

- Are you rejecting my case? - That is no case and it outrages me.

- If I listened to Sanders ... - No, I've had enough.

With what he has told me, I already get an idea of ​​his wife.

A noble woman, intrepid, dedicated, pure of heart,

the kind that would do nothing to taint the honor of the family.

- And my humiliation, what? - In the good and the bad, right?

And she promised to love, honor and obey.

Remember the ceremony, there she was,

an innocent girl about to have the worst time of her life.

Logan, she's getting involved, she wasn't an innocent girl.

She was already divorced from a certain Lauderdale, who trains horses.

- Wow. - Now you'll say "wow" again.

Before Lauderdale, she had divorced the Baron de Brissac,

that makes low alcohol brandy .

- Is she French? - American.

Her first husband was called the Savage Kavanagh,

a professional wrestler, got rid of him in Reno.

It seems impossible.

Four married couples and so young.

- Who said he was young? - You are not?

Well it looks like it and it coaxes you

But he's a bug, Logan, a viper

that hypnotizes innocent men and then stings them.

Either I get rid of it or I will seek ruin.

- Now I begin to understand him. - Well, then will you take my case?

Well, I'll think about it. It's all I can tell you.

I already told you that I am very busy.

Then I call him, I'm very busy.

- Good Morning. -Yes.

Good Morning.

A horse trainer, a brandy merchant

and a fighter.

- What happens? - Do you know that man?

Yes, Lord Mere. It is well known.

- The best in the army. - Really?

- Well, that costume belongs to his wife. - What?

Was Lady Mere the miracle?

- Don't whistle. - He's gotten into a good one.

How are you going to accuse someone in court for something you do?

Look, Slade, that's the worst of all. I did not do anything.

What if someone accused of adultery told you that?

- But it's true! I swear! - Nothing happened! Nothing at all!

Yes, I swear, but Mr. Logan,

Do you expect me to believe that nothing happened?

Insurance!

Mrs. Johnson, do you expect me to believe that nothing happened?

Well, that is...

You see ...

Well, nothing relevant, if you know what I mean.

Yeah sure, I know what you mean. And surely His Honor too.

I'm afraid I prefer an explanation.

Any explanation, Mrs. Johnson? Can you explain it to Your Honor?

We have had many occasions to see what women mean,

or what they mean they say, if what they say means something.

Order in the room.

There is a very simple explanation: Mrs. Johnson is a woman.

And I won't remind you, Your Honor, that women have their religion.

The immemorial creed of femininity.

It only contains a dogma of faith, but all women believe in it.

They are believed to be the greatest advance of the human species,

a being that has evolved to be above all criticism,

of all reproach and outside the law.

Men, with their bonhomie, have been tricked into accepting them

as a rational being and have allowed his emancipation.

What is your reward?

Women are unaware of femininity, they reject the obligations of men.

She demands freedom, but shuns responsibilities.

He says he wants time to develop as a person

and uses it deciding which part of the body will be painted next.

By independence you mean laziness,

by equality, he means not to stop like Catherine the Great.

- Not stop like who? - Catherine the Great, Your Honor.

Don't stop like Catherine the Great, huh?

Thank you.

Union with a man means that he awaits her with open arms!

A current woman does not understand loyalty, decency or justice!

It does not oppose, nor does it resist, nor does it control itself!

She is not affectionate, loving, or compassionate!

In short: unscrupulous, ruthless and demanding, lazy and tedious,

bland, boring and vain, vindictive, unworthy and weak.

When the man takes out the whip, progress will return.

That is the explanation of the lady and the case. You can leave now.

Saunders, fear not for Logan.

They just have to answer you honestly.

Yes, but what will Lady Mere think of me?

Whatever he thinks, nothing will happen to you.

Lord Mere is here with his procurator and the witness, the maid.

- You can't see me, I was at the hotel! - If they have to catch him, let it be now.

Logan, I could hear you. Haulfryer, my attorney. They know each other, right?

- Good Morning. - And this is Saunders.

- Delighted, please sit down. - If you have doubts, they will clarify them.

- Saunders, you saw the man, didn't you? - Yes sir.

- And haven't you seen it before? - I'm not sure, sir.

- Not sure? Didn't you see it right? - He wasn't wearing his glasses.

- Then you wouldn't recognize it? - I have not said that.

I did not say that I would not recognize it, but that I did not recognize it.

She is a very smart girl. Saunders, tell him what you saw.

- Describe the man. - Sir, I don't know if I could.

- Try it. - Well I dont know what to tell.

- He was an ordinary man. - Describe it in detail, woman!

Don't be impatient, give it a try, don't be afraid.

Tell Mr. Logan what it was like. High or low?

He was ... of normal height.

- Was he brown, blond or red? - It was something in between.

- Was he young, older? - It was something ...

- In between. - In between, that's it.

- Was he shaved? - Okay...

Did he have a beard?

No, sir, I'm sure of that.

But he might have a mustache.

- Ah! He had a mustache. - No, I didn't.

- Are you sure you haven't seen it? - Yes, pretty sure.

- What's up, Slade? - The lady is here.

- What lady? - The lady from the case.

The woman in the case ...

Excuse me.

For what?

- Why did you come? - To give you this back, your pajamas.

Thank you.

Anything else?

What happened to you? You are not as loving as you were at that breakfast.

Well I'll tell you. Your husband is there.

Who?

I understand that you are so confused, after all your husbands.

This is neither that of horses, nor that of brandy,

not the fighter, but the last: Lord Mere.

- ¿Lord Mere? - Sí.

And who told you my husband was?

He has told me everything.

And you'll be as upset as I am when you know everything he knows.

He knows about the hotel and the costume.

- But what does he want from you? - Divorce, divorce!

Lord Mere wants a divorce, interesting.

- Yes right? - And you will help him, I hope.

To divorce you being the alleged culprit?

I understand that you are so cruel with all your experience.

But know you will ruin me!

I can imagine what Lord Steele will say.

- Lord Steele? - Yes, he is the worst judge of all.

He will rejoice in my misfortune.

But if Lord Mere gets what he wants, I'll be free.

You and I could, let's say, get together.

- You'd like it, right? - At the cost of my career?

You have it very believed.

Sorry, I thought you started to like me.

I couldn't help liking you despite how bland you were.

But I guess I only have left

take my medicine

and leave.

I fully understand how you caught all those men.

- What men? - Lauderdale, the Baron of Brissac,

The Savage that ...

- Was it those? - If those.

Then poor Lord Mere.

And now me.

Your?

Yes, I shouldn't admit it.

I love u

Even now that I know the ruthless truth.

I'm crazy about you.

I want to take you in my arms.

And why do not you do it?

I do not know.

- What am I doing here kissing you? - And you do it very well!

Your husband is there, and your attorney and Saunders, who saw us both.

Wait!

Think, Saunders, think. Do not be silly.

- Sir, but if I'm thinking ... - Sit down, see what comes to mind.

Where were we going?

Oh yeah, by the man from Royal Parks. You say you wouldn't recognize your face?

No, sir, but I think you would recognize your gait.

Yes, but ...

- Haven't you seen it before or after? - No.

But I've known every man since the first divorce in Reno.

Saunders has been faithful to my wife since his first marriage, hasn't he?

- Yes sir, five years. - Five years? Quite a record.

Well, after Reno, she married the Baron de Brissac.

No, after Mr. Kavanagh it was Mr. Miller.

- Mr. Miller? - Unofficial ...

Not official.

An innocent friendship?

Okay...

- You don't need so much detail. - Sorry, Mr. Mere.

If you want me to handle the case, I have to know all the details.

Bad things only happen if you hide things from the doctor or lawyer.

Exact.

- Yes. And after Mr. Miller? - Mr. Vanheuten.

- Not official. - Not official.

And after Mr. Vanheuten?

- The Baron de Brissac. - How long before the divorce?

- 14 months. - And after the Baron de Brissac?

- Mr. Miller. - That was after Mr. Kavanagh.

No. That was Mr. Miller I and this is Mr. Miller II.

- Is there a Mr. Miller III? - Only Mr. Mendoza, from Argentina,

then Mr. Lauderdale and then Your Honor.

Little thing, huh?

- Do you already have everything you want? -Yes.

- Are you taking my case? - Yes sir.

My friend Haulfryer will prepare it for me and I will get him a divorce.

Well, come on, let's go.

Are you worried about not knowing who the man from the Royal Parks is?

I know who the hotel man is.

- What? - I mean, I know how it must be.

After Mr. Miller I, Mr. Miller II and Mr. Mendoza,

It seems like the silly room, good afternoon.

- Where is? - The miracle? It is gone.

He has sprinkled an exquisite perfume on his pajamas.

- Go away! - Anything else?

- But don't ask me to do a thing. - The what?

- Let him believe that nothing happened ...

I have decided to take the case.

- Have you decided to cause a scandal? -Yes.

- Ruin you? -Yes.

And so much courage is because Saunders is myopic and you think you are safe.

- You are never safe in cases like this. - And why did you take it?

Because I hope you'll marry me when you're done.

You will do it?

You will do it?

You will do it? Because you do not answer?

Surely you already had it in mind when you came to my office.

Maybe, I also didn't like how you behaved in the office.

- I prefer you in your room. - In our room.

- In my room. - There you will judge your future husband.

Are you no longer afraid of the hectic years of my past?

I want to talk to you. Let's Dance.

- You look very young. - The truth is that I don't feel older.

Sometimes when you smile at me I think you are innocent as a child.

That's why I smile at you.

It is incredible that you have been married four times in five years.

Why did you divorce Kavanagh?

From Kavanagh? He became a bore.

- And the Baron de Brissac? - He also became a bore.

- What about Lauderdale? - He was the heaviest of all.

I'd rather marry a Kaffir than a heavy man.

- I hope I haven't become a bore. - No, I find you very interesting.

And very funny.

I adore you.

You love Me?

I like you.

Only that?

- I like you a lot. - That's not enough for me.

- She may be interested in you. - It's not enough for me either.

Please be honest with me.

I think the greatest virtue of the modern woman is her total sincerity.

Have I not been honest with you?

Haven't I told you all about Brissac,

Kavanagh y Lauderdale?

What else do you want?

- What happens now? - Miller.

- Miller? What about Miller? - Yeah, what about Miller?

- Miller? An adventure. - And Miller II? Another adventure?

Of course.

4 marriages in 5 years and two adventures.

You don't seem to appreciate my sincerity, I'm going home.

No, please, I do appreciate it

And I care so much about you that I understand how it came to pass.

- Do you understand? - Yes, of course, it's very simple.

You were poor before your first marriage and he gave you what you wanted,

How could you know that you were missing the main thing?

How? Sure, it didn't work. But a woman like you, with ideals,

You have to keep looking until you find your man

the real one, the man who is made for her.

- Your? - I hope so.

I am sure. You do not?

One cannot be sure of anything with a past like mine.

But when a woman is in love she has no past.

Reborn, returns to being an innocent girl.

You don't see it, honey, it's very simple. If only you could ...

What happens?

- Your husband, don't look. - Where?

There, in the corner.

- Coward. - No, I don't want to fight in public.

- Okay, let's go. - Hey! Not that way!

- A big bottle for two? - A large bottle for one.

¡Taxi!

- I'll accompany you home. - No, you don't have to, good night.

- Grosvenor Square, please. - But what number is it?

- I'm not going to tell you. - But how? When I will see you?

Thursday afternoon in your office for tea!

Hi Grandpa. Sorry for being late.

Proposals take time.

- How did you know? - Girls' eyes shine

when they ask you to marry, even today.

You are a wise old man.

- Did you tell the truth to that donkey? - No, and it's not a donkey.

Do you still think you are an easy woman? Well, it's a donkey.

It is believed that I am the most twisted woman in the world,

that I have had four husbands and several ...

Did you tell him that you have had four husbands and several?

No, he told me. Do you know Lady Mere?

Well, I was also at the hotel party and I was also wearing a dress.

- And he had an affair ... - Also?

For Lord Mere is divorcing her and he thinks it's me.

Do you think you are Lady Mere?

Yes, but it is very understanding.

You see very clearly that my unfortunate past has been the search for my man.

- What is he? -Yes.

And he says that a woman is chaste and that she is reborn when she falls in love.

I don't like that, you might be shocked when you know the truth.

But, grandpa, aren't you a bit cynical too?

I do not think so. And every day I learn things

Not even my smartest grandkids know anything about.

Won't you say that he prefers a bad woman to?

I wouldn't be surprised, and so are you.

- Me? - I think so.

Why did you play the role of a woman with a past?

Because you thought you could wear it

like a tempting dress, right?

Yes, and it seems successful. The danger is

that when you take off your dress,

you might be wondering what you had seen

in an innocent young girl.

Grandpa, what should I do? I love that fool so much ...

Heulfryer wants to know if they are going to prepare the Mere case

knowing that it is not known with whom he committed adultery.

- I agree. - But you know it's not like that.

It would be a catastrophe if the trial knew who you are.

Give me the same.

I'll get Lady Mere a divorce even if I have to close.

No need to notify you!

There you are, how are you, big boy? I hope that very good.

- Yes I'm very well. - I also.

- Very well? - Yes, well.

- What happened? - I've been with her.

- With whom? - With my wife.

She is splendid, Saunders is a bumpkin and I am a fool.

The hotel man was the manager.

You were right from the beginning.

I'm happy thanks to you, big boy and my wife too.

It's like a new honeymoon for both of us, thank you.

You're welcome.

- By the way, I'm sorry for the inconvenience. - Nerd.

Yes, if I have told my wife:

"Logan is a very legal boy."

He had rejected the case so as not to break our happiness. Goodbye.

- And what did she say? - That you were legal, yes.

And you are.

- Can you tell him something? -Yes.

Tell her that I think she is the smartest woman in the world.

Can't you open the door with the umbrella? And your key?

Why do you open the door? And the butler?

- It is gone. - And Saunders?

- As well. - And the cook?

I've fired them, I'm not going to have enemies for hire in my house.

Honey, forgive me.

My girl Was...

- It was the manager. - What, where, when?

In the hotel room, it was the manager, right?

- No. - If it wasn't him, who was it?

Era John, George, Ingleby,

Thomas, the President, the Prime Minister and a baritone.

- You're trying to mess me up. - Do you want a divorce?

Well, ask for it. Now get out!

- Go see your lawyer! - I already saw it.

Go see it again.

- Honey ... - Don't tell me honey!

- Good night, Warren. - Goodnight.

Good night, Mere.

"She is the smartest woman in the world."

What did he mean by being the smartest woman in the world?

Thank you.

- How much do I owe you? - 8 with 9.

8 on 9 for a whiskey and soda?

He's taken five, four doubles and this one, sir.

- There you go. - Thank my Lord.

- What do you think of women? - Well, we already know how they are,

but in dealing with them, I have only become slightly interested.

Well, don't go any further, deaths are a threat, Peters.

- Look at Eden. - In the Foreign Minister?

No, donkey. In the garden of Eden, Adam and Eve, do you know the story?

- Yes, but it's not from my time. - Well, it keeps happening.

The woman leaves the man halfway, hanging,

by a snake from the meadow at the Royal Parks Hotel.

- That part I hadn't heard. - Well, it's true.

But they don't do those things to me , I won't stay where they don't want me.

- You know, Peters? - Yes sir.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Pure demon.

Drunk.

Say it?

Yes, I am Logan.

I have to see you.

I have to see you, it 's a matter of life and death.

What? But if it's three!

I know but ...

I stop by your house and see you, it 's a matter of life or death.

Why did you say that my wife was the smartest in the world?

Mere, it's three in the morning ...

Why did you say that my wife was the smartest in the world?

OMG! Sometimes you say things to say.

Lawyers do not earn that fortune and do not say things to say.

Why? Why did you say that my wife was the smartest in the world?

Sit down.

Your wife has seemed very smart to me

for reconciling with you after the hotel.

She is very smart and you are very smart, but so am I.

- I wish it wasn't. - The what?

Smart, cunning, savvy.

- I should be happier. - What happens?

- No longer wants me. - But if you had reconciled!

Yes, but I have a sixth sense, cunning, I know women.

She wants the man from the Royal Parks Hotel.

Just a moment.

I have one very important thing to tell you .

I'm the man from the Royal Parks Hotel.

You cannot be, you are a lawyer.

Your wife spent the night in one of my rooms.

But don't think about it!

- Nothing happened. - And why are you telling me this?

Because I love her, and if you're going to get a divorce, I'll marry her.

- Is she going to marry you? - I hope so.

- So is she in love with you? - I think.

And will Lemmett stay so hot ?

- Who? - Lemmett.

- Who is that? - A kid, a rich bastard.

- And that? - He is in love.

- And she from him? - Of course not.

If it is from you, how can it be from Lemmett? She is not like that.

Sit down.

Drink something.

If I have to get a divorce, I'd rather you than Lemmett.

You are a gentleman and Lemmett is not.

Lemmett, no. Lemmett, no.

I've already told him and I'll tell him, don't worry.

I'll tell him, "Logan is a gentleman

y Lemmett no."

- Who are you? - And you?

I am from this house, I am from this house.

- Outside. - Honey, I am wise and generous.

- You're drunk. - No, now you'll see.

I came to tell you that Logan is a gentleman and Lemmett is not.

- Who is Logan? - Lawyer.

If you choose him, my heart will break , but I wish you happiness.

- And why would I have to? - Because you're in love with him.

That I'm in love? Who told you that?

He himself is a gentleman.

It will break my heart, but I wish you happiness.

I see. You want to divorce me

for a certain Logan to marry me. Is that?

It will break my heart, but I wish you happiness.

Can you go now? Go to the club and lie down!

I wish you happiness.

Thank you.

¿Al Sr. Logan?

Thank you.

¿Molineux?

¿Paquin?

Who do you want to see?

- Mr. Logan, please. - Your name?

- Lady Mere. - Lady Mere.

¿Ha dicho Ud. Lady Mere?

- Are you Lady Mere? - Yes, but who are you?

Lady Mere, please come with me!

- What's going on? - Come with me and I'll tell you.

- But who are you? Where did he go next?

- To the hairdresser. - To which?

- To Chevalier. - Let's go.

- Where is? - They were here.

What "were" like? Where is?

There were two of the girl, sir.

Let's see, you opened the door and entered.

They have entered, sir.

- What did you ask? - Your name?

- And what did he say? - They said "Lady Mere".

- She? - No, them.

- A woman said "Lady Mere". - Two, sir.

- There were two women? - Two, sir.

- And did you both say "Lady Mere"? - Both, sir.

And where are they?

- They have disappeared, sir. - You better disappear too.

Go tell your father that a nice little lily is of no use to me.

I'd swear there were two.

So I went to court to see how Mr. Logan did it.

- They say he's very smart. - Ready?

If you understand it as threatening someone who cannot respond, yes.

- He has no idea about women. - And the others?

There was a Mrs. Johnson on the stand, Logan defending her husband.

- You know what he said about women? - Anything.

That we are ruthless, brainless, and useless.

Not much wrong, something else?

That we were only thinking about which part of the body we will paint now.

Oh dear. That really is a lie.

- How about? - It's a little flabby.

- Would Mr. Logan like it? - I think you need a lesson.

I think so, and I'm going to give it to him.

He's scared to death from that night at the hotel.

It is believed that he will be cited for being the lover of Lady Mere.

What grace! When I get home and tell Warrie,

he will burst out laughing.

Goodnight.

- Slade, hasn't a woman called? - I'm sure not.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- Hello? - I'm Lady Mere, is Mr. Logan here?

Wait!

- Mr. Logan, it's Lady Mere! - Where?

On the phone!

- Hello. - Ask him if there were two.

Goodnight. Say?

Hi.

It's you?

- Why haven't you come? - Because I don't like your office.

- Where can I go to see you? - Where? We'll see...

Why don't you come to Mere Hall on the weekend?

Mere Hall in Hampshire, you know.

Yes, I know, but do you think it's okay?

Are you scared again? Goodbye.

No! Wait! Wait!

- If you don't want to see me ... - Of course I want to see you, but ...

Hasn't Lord Mere told you?

He has told me everything.

And do you think your house is a good place?

The only good place, but if you don't want to come ...

Clear! Want to see you! When?

- Saturday. - Voucher.

- In the afternoon. - Ok, good night.

Miss Leslie, ready for obstacles?

I think so, if they are not very tall.

Nothing is high for that mare. Do what my wife does.

- It's good, isn't it? - The best I've seen and brave.

Who are you talking to?

Whoops! It's the Lemmett scoundrel!

- Scoundrel, why? - He's a despot.

Kill foxes in summer and ride dogs in winter.

- And in your spare time? - He tries with other people's wives.

But it is believed that he will be able to with Clare and this time he has not aimed well.

See you at the Barclay on Thursday at three.

By the way, what time is your friend Logan coming?

I guess at tea time, he comes by car.

Let's go!

- Hello! - Hi, I wasn't expecting you so soon!

It is that I came to see you.

Nice to see you, Logan. Come on, honey. She goes to the head.

You have not reconciled again, have you?

I don't know what you mean, but he 's being very affectionate with me.

- Well that's it. - Already what?

- I will not. - How? You said yes.

Yeah, but it's not okay at home.

If you don't want to see me.

Yes, I want! But are you going to marry me or not?

- I'm telling you tonight! - But listen!

Well, I hope your Mr. Logan comes down, I eat so much suspense.

And to me, he sure feels like a donkey when he sees who is what.

Don't make it worse by laughing at him. Sit there, and don't talk.

And Clare, you sit down ...

Sit there, okay?

And grandpa ... You are fine there.

Clare, when she comes, can you say "Do you know Mrs. Leslie Steele?"

And I'll put myself here. No.

Better there.

I'll get here.

Be quiet.

Mr. Logan.

Mr. Logan, how nice you went down so fast.

- Do you know Lord Steele? - Yeah sure.

And he also knows Warren.

- Yes, I know him. - And this is Miss Steele.

- Miss ... - Miss Leslie Steele.

No, I don't know Miss Steele.

I don't even want to meet her.

I think she is a somewhat disgusting and dishonest girl.

- Boy, was that just a joke. - Then you continue with the joke.

You do it to Lemmett and you to the hotel manager.

Miss Steele, do it to the next fool she falls in love with.

In fact, you are all a practical joke. Goodnight.

Well, what do you think?

- Whoops! - What?

- Grandpa, did you hear it? - Yes darling. That good! , no?

There, brave! 50 years ago, I would have done the same.

- Is right. - You won't let it escape you, will you?

Well, no. So far he has been behind me, and now I am going to go.

What a Girl!

- You haven't left an address? - No.

- Did he say when he would return? - If ever.

- And work? - He left it.

And he had the case of his life next week.

- Which? - The divorce of the Strangeways.

Four lovers. His rise to fame.

- Nothing can be done? - Unless the train stops ...

- What train? - The one with the boat, in Victoria.

- What time? - The one at 11.

Wait! Wait!

¡No!

No! Go away!

Don't you feel bad about the atrocities you said?

You weren't serious, did you? no?

Because you do not answer?

Aren't you ashamed of it? Come on, say you're sorry.

My poor thing ...

Do not worry darling.

Better this way? Your anguish has passed.

I have chosen a very nice house.

You trusted me a lot, didn't you?

- Well, you were so in love with me. - And can't I say anything?

Yes, you can ask me to marry you, if you want.

Well, will you?

Can.

Vale.

We will get married in Paris, and on our honeymoon, 6 weeks to the Riviera.

No, have you forgotten about the Strangeways case?

It is the occasion of your life, your rise to fame, four lovers.

Now we send a telegram saying we are coming back.

It will be saying that we are on our honeymoon.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

Your Honor, this case has a very simple explanation.

My client, Mrs. Strangeways, is a woman,

the greatest advance of the human species, which is the consolation of man.

A tender and delicate being placed in the world to give it clarity

and happiness to life with its beauty and tenderness.

And I say this for its purity.

Your Honor, that she was found in the bathroom with two of her lovers,

it is a lack of discretion on your part.

But against it is his claim that nothing happened!

Your Honor, if we do not accept such a claim,

we will hit the foundations of the most sublime, most idyllic

and most charming institution of our civilization.

Marriage.

In my opinion, Ms Strangeways is guilty of only one thing.

She is guilty of being a woman.

That's Mrs. Logan's explanation ... Mrs. Strangeways

and the explanation of the present case can be withdrawn.