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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,267 --> 00:00:53,143 The place: North Africa 2 00:00:53,269 --> 00:00:55,854 The year: 1906 3 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:06,949 Our story starts right - - here... 4 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:10,327 Legion! Legion! French foreign legion! 5 00:01:10,787 --> 00:01:14,122 Legion! Legion! French foreign legion! 6 00:01:18,294 --> 00:01:21,630 Legion! Legion! French foreign legion! 7 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:29,347 Legion! Legion! French foreign legion! 8 00:01:33,351 --> 00:01:36,688 We'll give all off - for France...! 9 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:40,023 We'll break our balls - for France...! 10 00:01:40,691 --> 00:01:44,195 We're scum and we're *** but we'll gladly die, 11 00:01:44,195 --> 00:01:48,032 we'd loose all our legs or at least an eye, 12 00:01:48,199 --> 00:01:51,702 ...with great panache - for France! 13 00:01:51,702 --> 00:01:52,869 ...and a little in cash... 14 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:55,874 ...cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash... 15 00:01:55,874 --> 00:01:59,377 We're all for one - for France...! 16 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:03,214 To die as one - for France...! 17 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:07,051 We'll torture and maim, we will kill and be killed, 18 00:02:07,051 --> 00:02:10,888 ...for glory and fame we are really thrilled... 19 00:02:10,888 --> 00:02:14,558 ...we're shoving the schmucks - for France...! 20 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:15,603 ...and a couple of bucks... 21 00:02:15,644 --> 00:02:18,605 ...bucks, bucks, bucks, bucks, bucks, bucks... 22 00:02:18,646 --> 00:02:22,441 So bring on the Arabs, with sabers and knives, 23 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:26,404 ...we'll murder the men, and we'll rape all their wives, 24 00:02:26,445 --> 00:02:30,116 ...for Liberty! Freedom! Nobility! Money! 25 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:33,786 ...and then... 26 00:02:33,828 --> 00:02:38,291 ...perhaps for a change, we'll murder the wives... 27 00:02:38,457 --> 00:02:41,459 ...and rape all the men...! 28 00:02:41,503 --> 00:02:46,465 ...for France...! For France...! 29 00:02:46,507 --> 00:02:48,134 For France! 30 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:59,271 This story appears to start here in the Sahara Desert - 31 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:05,151 but it really started some years earlier - in England 32 00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:08,280 Geste Manor 33 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,281 At last! 34 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:13,284 At last, Crumble! 35 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:17,289 A son! A boy to carry on the family name of Geste. 36 00:03:17,455 --> 00:03:19,291 Geste... 37 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,293 - He shall be a leader of men. - Men... 38 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:24,296 - I shall call him "Beau". - Beau... 39 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:25,255 - Yes. - Yes... 40 00:03:25,423 --> 00:03:27,256 - Beau. - Beau yes... 41 00:03:27,423 --> 00:03:32,177 My boy Beau will be tall and strong as a tree... 42 00:03:33,429 --> 00:03:36,099 ...I know. 43 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:40,978 - How did that sound to you? - It sounded like "bye bye, Beau..." 44 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:45,316 Any news? Has my son arrived yet...? 45 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,318 Not yet, but the doctor said any minute. 46 00:03:47,402 --> 00:03:52,323 - Damn blast my sow of a wife, God bless her... - ...and all who sail in her. 47 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:56,661 How long does she intend to keep me waiting? 48 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:01,291 He's arrived, Sir! Listen to him crying! 49 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:04,209 Cowardly little swine. 50 00:04:04,459 --> 00:04:08,339 Is that what he thinks a hero is like? Bawling like a sissy? 51 00:04:08,464 --> 00:04:11,341 I'll beat some courage into him! 52 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:12,927 Where are you going Sir? 53 00:04:12,927 --> 00:04:16,347 Out of my way, doctor Crippen! I want to discipline my son! 54 00:04:16,471 --> 00:04:21,019 - Ahaaa! Before you go in... ...I must tell you... 55 00:04:21,145 --> 00:04:24,355 ...I bear both good tidings and bad tidings. 56 00:04:24,523 --> 00:04:26,357 First... 57 00:04:26,482 --> 00:04:29,735 ...your wife is dead. 58 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:33,240 - And the bad tidings...? 59 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:36,410 Your son... 60 00:04:36,492 --> 00:04:37,411 ...is... 61 00:04:37,661 --> 00:04:40,039 ...a daughter! 62 00:04:41,496 --> 00:04:45,377 A daughter ?! 63 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:48,379 I have no requirements for a daughter! 64 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:52,383 You incompetent fool, I gave you precise instructions! I want a boy! 65 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:55,386 BOYS ORPHANAGE 66 00:04:55,554 --> 00:04:58,932 ADOPTIONS ARRANGED TO SUIT ALL POCKETS 67 00:05:06,522 --> 00:05:09,443 You could not have picked a better establishment, Sir Hector. 68 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:11,445 All my dear boys here, 69 00:05:11,527 --> 00:05:14,448 blessed, they practice what I preach. 70 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:19,661 brotherly love, self denial, and *** onto others. 71 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:23,414 They don't *** each onto other, Sir Hector. 72 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,417 You cannot stop the pretty dears. 73 00:05:26,502 --> 00:05:29,420 Now then, Sir Hector, what kind of a boy was you looking for? 74 00:05:29,587 --> 00:05:33,423 We have all manner here, you know; high and low degree. 75 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,428 Will you stop that, you vicious little varmint?! 76 00:05:36,552 --> 00:05:39,681 Now this is a scruffy lot... 77 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:43,477 ...won't do, won't do, won't do... 78 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,436 ...and he looks jewish! 79 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:49,315 I want a soldier, not a dentist! 80 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,444 To be frank with you, Miss Wormwood, 81 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:55,446 ...I'm looking for something... ...a little more stylish. 82 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:58,449 You see, my son has to be a hero. 83 00:05:58,534 --> 00:06:01,452 For the right boy I'm prepared to pay handsomly,... 84 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:03,455 ...he's got to be tall, 85 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:08,460 ...blond, must have an aristocratic bearing, 86 00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:11,463 ...and the necessary blue eyes, 87 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:16,510 ...a lad to whom I can confidently bequeath my own noble features. 88 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:20,472 I shall eventually need him to reach a height of six feet one, 89 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,184 And naturally he will be brought up... 90 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:28,313 ...with an english gentleman's attitude and love of slaughter. 91 00:06:28,604 --> 00:06:30,483 That seems to cover the essentials. 92 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:35,070 Why, you're wheezing, Woodward! Let's proceed slowly. 93 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,544 That's him. 94 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:51,546 That's Beau. 95 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:54,298 Beau Geste! 96 00:06:57,677 --> 00:07:00,930 You are Beau Geste. 97 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,978 No Sir, my name is Obediah Spittle. 98 00:07:08,604 --> 00:07:10,522 No... 99 00:07:10,689 --> 00:07:13,943 You were Obediah Spittle. 100 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:16,528 But now... 101 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,406 ...you are... 102 00:07:19,657 --> 00:07:22,493 ...Beau Geste! 103 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,747 I am Beau Geste. 104 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:33,546 - Wrap him up. - Oh, I couldn't, Sir Hector! He's like my own son! 105 00:07:33,671 --> 00:07:37,549 - I give you five guineas. - My own son sold for six! 106 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:42,973 Tell you what I'll do: make it twelve, and I'll throw in his identical twin brother. 107 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:46,558 Two sons? Two heroes? 108 00:07:46,684 --> 00:07:48,560 I'll take them both. 109 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:52,731 Digby! Say hello to your new papa... 110 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:58,194 I can't split the pair...! 111 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,573 And so began a new life for us. 112 00:08:00,698 --> 00:08:05,578 Together with Sir Hector's daughter, Isabel, we became Gestes; 113 00:08:05,703 --> 00:08:09,331 The days flew quickly by... 114 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,644 We were identical twins. 115 00:08:29,727 --> 00:08:33,605 But somehow, Beau was much more identical then me. 116 00:08:33,731 --> 00:08:35,692 Isabel adored Beau. 117 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:40,612 He seemed to feel nothing; but then, heroes aren't allowed feelings. 118 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:44,616 It was as if I felt his feelings for him. 119 00:08:44,742 --> 00:08:47,619 Beau's destiny was never in doubt. 120 00:08:47,745 --> 00:08:51,666 He wanted a noble death, and a Viking's funeral. 121 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:55,044 That's the way I'd like to go, Dig. 122 00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:57,672 Dig, will you set fire to me, and bury me at sea...? 123 00:08:57,755 --> 00:09:00,507 Well... alright. 124 00:09:00,759 --> 00:09:02,677 But not until you're dead! 125 00:09:02,802 --> 00:09:07,640 - Beau, you won't go and die before me? - Of course not, Dig. 126 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,726 We're inseparable, aren't we? 127 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:13,730 Geste et Geste nil separatum est. 128 00:09:20,822 --> 00:09:23,656 Rear march! 129 00:09:23,823 --> 00:09:26,659 Right turn! 130 00:09:26,785 --> 00:09:29,704 Rear march! Beau was tought to be a soldier. 131 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,706 He learned to give commands. 132 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,291 And, as for me, well... 133 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:38,589 ...I learned to obey them. 134 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:45,721 Our life at Geste Manor concluded as usual. 135 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:49,724 ...Until that fateful night, when Sir Hector announced... 136 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,727 Beau! 137 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:52,728 Isabel! 138 00:09:54,854 --> 00:09:56,732 I have wonderful news! 139 00:09:56,857 --> 00:10:00,735 England has been plunged headlong into a bloody and disastrous war! 140 00:10:00,818 --> 00:10:04,740 - My regiment leaves at dawn. - Where is this war, Sir? 141 00:10:04,907 --> 00:10:08,744 How the hell should I know? My vallet has the orders. 142 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:13,206 The piles of rotting corpses, the stench of blood... 143 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:16,209 How it titillates these jaded nostrils! 144 00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:21,755 I suppose I'm just an old fashioned sentimentalist... 145 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:26,385 Beau, come with me, I want you to watch what I'm doing very carefully. 146 00:10:27,886 --> 00:10:31,558 Excuse me, Your Majesty. 147 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,773 One day, you'll have to do this yourself. 148 00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:41,775 Twenty-nine on right boob... 149 00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:44,696 ...and three twiddles on the left. 150 00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:57,791 This is the legendary "Blue Water" sapphire of the Gestes. 151 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,796 I have seen the Hope diamond... 152 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:05,800 ...I have feasted my eyes upon the Koh-I-Noor... 153 00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:11,389 Compared to this perfection, they are pieces of shit. 154 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:18,771 Beau, this priceless gem is the foundation of the Geste fortune. 155 00:11:19,188 --> 00:11:21,191 Guard it until I return. 156 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:26,570 Beau grew into the full stature of his manhood. 157 00:11:26,864 --> 00:11:27,865 I got older. 158 00:11:30,949 --> 00:11:34,454 Sunday! Day of rest. 159 00:11:36,956 --> 00:11:39,083 And what of the lovely Isabel? 160 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:43,546 She practiced and practiced, and became an accomplished virgin. 161 00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:03,859 Always so damn timid, Dig. Really come at me, eh? 162 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:08,863 Beau couldn't help being a hero, Nature cast him for the part. 163 00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:10,865 Physically he was perfect. 164 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:15,869 As his identical twin, I must have been perfect too. 165 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:19,917 Only, it didn't show so much on me... 166 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,840 Are you all right, old sport? 167 00:12:28,006 --> 00:12:30,635 I think so, yes. 168 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:46,818 Stop it, stop it! I think I discovered another movie cliché! 169 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:48,903 What does it say? 170 00:12:49,071 --> 00:12:50,280 Sudan relieved! 171 00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:52,699 One hundred thousand english lives lost! 172 00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,702 Forty-five thousand French die! 173 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:59,082 England wins by fifty-five thousand! Hooray! 174 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,544 Drive on! 175 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:15,263 Look! It's the coach! The Young Master is home! 176 00:13:31,072 --> 00:13:33,908 - Isabel! - Oh, father! 177 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,992 Digby... 178 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,037 - Beau! - Father! 179 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,955 Children, I have a surprise, a very pleasant one for you. 180 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,002 I want you to meet lady Flavia Geste... 181 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:48,256 ...your new mother! 182 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:53,135 We got married this morning. 183 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,976 Maman... 184 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,977 ...of course this will have to go. 185 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:06,940 Yes, I must refurbish this entire house... 186 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:10,028 ...from top to bottom. I mean it's awful. Just awful. 187 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,613 And that monstrosity over there... 188 00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:16,993 That's great uncle Fabius! 189 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:20,996 And that... thing over the fireplace! Well, it simply must come down! 190 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:25,000 - But mother, that's the Geste coat of arms! - How quaint... 191 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:30,005 No-no-no... down it comes. I want to do something amusing with a peach... 192 00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:34,135 As you say, my dear... But isn't it time for bed? 193 00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:37,431 - But it's only six o'clock! - Oh, is it? Dammit. 194 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,639 Now, the dining room. 195 00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:43,477 ...come, come, Isabel; write all this down...! 196 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:49,025 Magnificent, isn't she? 197 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:52,487 Almost makes me feel seventy-five again. 198 00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:55,115 She's certainly not unattractive, Sir. 199 00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:58,493 I met her in Paris, embassy reception... 200 00:14:58,659 --> 00:15:02,330 ...she just lost her seventh husband. - Lost or mislaid? 201 00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:09,045 And I want something absolutely wicked with wall-to-wall hermine... 202 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,046 Don't you think we should look at the bedroom...? 203 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,174 Yes! I thought we might do something bizarre, 204 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:17,094 with a chandelier and some ostrich feathers... 205 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:20,806 I hope I have the energy... 206 00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:26,062 Tell Crumble I may require a step-ladder... 207 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,731 One moment, Sir...! 208 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:32,193 May I have a moment with our... ...our new mama? 209 00:15:32,193 --> 00:15:35,070 Of course... get caught upstairs, eggy-pops. 210 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:41,035 Quite right, give me a head-start... we should rise together! 211 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:50,004 - May I talk to you... confidentially? - What's a mother for...? 212 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,088 Be careful with father; he's a very old man. 213 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:57,927 And I want him to become a very, very old man. 214 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:03,099 I trust we shan't be... enemies, Beau? 215 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:07,521 That's up to you, I should say. 216 00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:11,149 Good night, Beau... 217 00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,780 Good night. 218 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,616 Mother. 219 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:26,873 Hurry up! I can't hang on to this chandelier much longer...! 220 00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:43,139 Something terrible has happened in the manor! 221 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,100 Come on, doggie! 222 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,146 I've given him a sedative. 223 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,147 But it's touch and go. 224 00:16:52,316 --> 00:16:57,195 - Heart attack? - Yes. It was too much for a man of his age... 225 00:16:57,321 --> 00:17:00,657 He over-came himself... 226 00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:06,704 This may be the first recorded case of... death by extasy... 227 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,165 Will he pull throuh? 228 00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:11,167 He's a tough old warhorse... 229 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:15,171 ...but frankly, it's a matter of time. 230 00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:18,549 Simply a matter of time. 231 00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:24,013 Oh, how sad. Taken from his loved ones in his very blime... 232 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:27,184 You must be brave, mama, you mustn't cry...! 233 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,102 You're right. Fear not, dear Hector! 234 00:17:30,102 --> 00:17:33,649 Your beloved Flavia will sing and dance again! 235 00:17:33,816 --> 00:17:35,316 But he's not dead yet! 236 00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:37,819 Well, it's been four days, for Christ's sake! 237 00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:39,279 The doctor said three at most! 238 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,363 Incompetent quack... 239 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,992 You might at least allow him to pass away in dignity... 240 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,121 Of course I shall sell this house... 241 00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:51,207 It holds too many unhappy memories for me... 242 00:17:51,373 --> 00:17:56,213 Isabel, you're a virgin. You can enter a nunnery. 243 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,216 Obiously, so can you, Digby. 244 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:03,720 But... I have other plans for you, Beau. 245 00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:11,644 My lady, the gentlemens from Cartier's are here. 246 00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:17,233 - Crumble, the safe. - The safe, Crumble... 247 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,235 Cartier's, the jewellers? 248 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,237 Surely you don't mean to sell the "Blue Water"...? 249 00:18:21,363 --> 00:18:26,910 It's mine now, and I shall dipose of it as I see fit. 250 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,417 Here it is, my lady. 251 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,265 - What happened? - Probably just a power failure, mother. 252 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,268 - Look! - What? 253 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,269 - There! - Where? 254 00:18:52,394 --> 00:18:53,270 - Here! - Where? 255 00:18:53,395 --> 00:18:54,562 - Gone! - What? 256 00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:56,607 - It! 257 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,276 Is this someone's idea of a joke? 258 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:02,279 - Don't look at me. - I didn't take it. 259 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,321 Not faithful old Crumble. 260 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,492 Very well. I'm going to put out this light, 261 00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:10,328 count to three, and put the light back on. 262 00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:15,958 But then I want to see the "Blue Water" back on the table. 263 00:19:17,461 --> 00:19:20,338 One... two... three. 264 00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:31,349 I'm going to try again. 265 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:35,938 This time, I want to see the "Blue Water" back in it's place. 266 00:19:35,938 --> 00:19:37,022 Also, the table. 267 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,359 One, two, three. 268 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,364 My patience is wearing thin. 269 00:19:45,489 --> 00:19:48,366 I shall try once more. 270 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,369 One - two - three. 271 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:02,923 I knew you would come to your senses. 272 00:20:07,886 --> 00:20:09,596 Crumble, the police. 273 00:20:09,763 --> 00:20:11,473 Stop! If you call the police, 274 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,352 it will only bring shame upon the name of Geste. 275 00:20:14,518 --> 00:20:17,396 Screw the name of Geste! 276 00:20:17,522 --> 00:20:20,398 Well, what do you suggest? 277 00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:23,401 I would give the culprit until morning to think it over. 278 00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:27,865 - And? Will he think it over, Beau? - I guarantee it. 279 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,242 You have my word as a Geste 280 00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:34,705 that you will not find that box empty in the morning. 281 00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,422 So, it was you! 282 00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:47,385 N-no, I've just crept down here to see if the stone had been returned... 283 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,553 - And has it? 284 00:20:49,846 --> 00:20:54,266 All I found was this... envelope. 285 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:58,396 It's in Beau's handwriting. 286 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:07,114 I shall be far, far away by the time you here this letter... 287 00:21:07,529 --> 00:21:12,033 Yes Dig, it was I that took the "Blue Water" 288 00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:16,454 Sometime a man has to do what a man has to do. 289 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:21,418 Look after Isabel, and guard her virginity as you would your own. 290 00:21:21,585 --> 00:21:24,463 I trust papa will continue to die nobly... 291 00:21:24,588 --> 00:21:27,675 Adieu, brother! 292 00:21:29,593 --> 00:21:33,640 Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet! 293 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,476 Thank you. 294 00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:42,899 P.S.: Don't look for me. Especially in North Africa. 295 00:21:48,613 --> 00:21:51,490 - What are you doing...? - I'm destroying the evidence. 296 00:21:51,615 --> 00:21:54,368 Good idea. 297 00:21:54,618 --> 00:21:56,496 No. 298 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,456 I shall eat it raw. 299 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:01,501 The evidence wil be safely in my stomach. 300 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:05,504 By the time it comes out in the end, Beau will be in North Africa. 301 00:22:05,629 --> 00:22:08,508 - I shall confess. - Will they believe you did it? 302 00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,509 I shall just stand up there in court... 303 00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:11,635 ...and say... 304 00:22:11,886 --> 00:22:13,179 Guilty my lad. 305 00:22:13,555 --> 00:22:16,057 Have you nothing to say in your defense? 306 00:22:16,182 --> 00:22:18,184 Nothing. Not a word. 307 00:22:18,184 --> 00:22:20,729 I refuse to speak. I shall remain silent... 308 00:22:20,729 --> 00:22:23,189 ...until death as befits a Geste...! - SHUT UP! 309 00:22:23,231 --> 00:22:25,192 I will not divulge a single secret, not one... 310 00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:26,901 SHUT UP!!! 311 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:30,572 Digby Geste! 312 00:22:30,655 --> 00:22:35,368 I hereby sentence you to two years hard labor. 313 00:22:39,664 --> 00:22:43,542 Doesn't seem very much, does it? Couldn't I give him more? 314 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,545 Did I hear four...? 315 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,546 Four years. 316 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:49,548 Four years! 317 00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,051 Five years. 318 00:22:52,676 --> 00:22:54,554 Six! 319 00:22:54,678 --> 00:22:57,056 Eight years! 320 00:22:57,682 --> 00:22:59,518 Ten. 321 00:22:59,684 --> 00:23:01,519 - Twelve! - What are they saying? 322 00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:03,396 Going... going... 323 00:23:03,396 --> 00:23:06,107 Fifty years! 324 00:23:07,692 --> 00:23:08,567 Fifty years! 325 00:23:08,692 --> 00:23:11,112 Seventy five years! 326 00:23:13,698 --> 00:23:17,369 NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX YEARS! 327 00:23:21,999 --> 00:23:23,625 Prisoner at the bar, 328 00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:28,296 I hereby sentence you to nine hundred and fifty six years! 329 00:23:28,713 --> 00:23:33,426 ...or life. Whichever is the longer. 330 00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,677 Take him away! 331 00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:37,515 Oh Digby! 332 00:23:38,723 --> 00:23:40,599 Don't worry about me. 333 00:23:40,724 --> 00:23:43,603 Beau's secret will be safe in my hands. 334 00:23:43,728 --> 00:23:46,606 - How's father? - Still alive and dying... 335 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:47,732 Good. 336 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:50,944 Then I have done whatever it is that I have done... 337 00:23:50,944 --> 00:23:56,657 ...for Beau and for the sacred name of Geste...! 338 00:24:04,749 --> 00:24:07,669 Somewhere in Morocco... 339 00:24:23,477 --> 00:24:26,646 Company, halt! 340 00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:28,648 About face! 341 00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:30,650 Stand still! 342 00:24:30,691 --> 00:24:32,652 Don't move a muscle! 343 00:24:32,485 --> 00:24:35,655 Or you'll be flogged! 344 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:40,619 New recruits ready for inspection, sergeant Markov! 345 00:24:41,786 --> 00:24:48,709 My name is Markov. Sergeant Markov. 346 00:24:50,796 --> 00:24:52,506 And I despise you all. 347 00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:55,675 And I don't even know you yet, gentlemen. 348 00:24:56,551 --> 00:24:59,679 Komm, mein pferdchen... hopp, hopp, eins, zwei... 349 00:25:03,225 --> 00:25:08,563 In time, my contempt for you will blossom into revolsion and digust. 350 00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:10,399 If you are lucky! 351 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:13,234 What have we here, Boldini? 352 00:25:13,568 --> 00:25:16,196 A shipment of new recruits, oh my sergeant! 353 00:25:16,237 --> 00:25:20,741 Ja... look at them, corporal... Oh, God... 354 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:24,579 A much redder bunch than we usually get them... 355 00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:28,167 - Your name? - Smith... 356 00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:30,920 - Name? - Schmidt... 357 00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:33,422 - Your name? - Smith... Smith... 358 00:25:33,463 --> 00:25:36,800 Take their numbers, Boldini... 359 00:25:39,844 --> 00:25:43,057 We ask no questions here... 360 00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,768 ...darn that sock...! 361 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:50,146 Perhaps he will be good in the kitchen, huh? 362 00:25:50,146 --> 00:25:52,942 - Your name? - Jones! 363 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:54,776 - Jones? 364 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:59,364 It used to be Smith. I had to change it. 365 00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:01,658 Officer material...! 366 00:26:03,909 --> 00:26:04,954 - Your name? 367 00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:08,790 - Smith. Reporting for duty, sergeant Markov. 368 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,793 "Smith. Reporting for duty, sergeant..." 369 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,795 Why do you speak in this damn silly way? 370 00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:16,798 It's my usual manner of speach sergeant, I'm sorry if it offends you. 371 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:18,592 Listen, YOU offend me. 372 00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:21,803 It's your boots I want to see my face in... 373 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:25,265 ...not your fingernails!!! 374 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:30,395 You're in the legion now, here we don't need gentlemen. 375 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,109 Oh, good morning général Pecheur... comment ca va, mon général...? 376 00:26:36,111 --> 00:26:39,821 I'm a soldier sergeant, and I trust I shall prove a loyal and a brave one! 377 00:26:39,947 --> 00:26:42,783 - What don't we like in the legion, Baldini...? 378 00:26:42,824 --> 00:26:44,451 - A smartass... 379 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:49,999 This one, my sergeant, Boldini would like to... 380 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,836 Not now, not now... 381 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,837 Your time will come, later. 382 00:26:55,962 --> 00:27:00,842 Now... For all you other Smiths, my little fledermauses: 383 00:27:00,968 --> 00:27:03,304 You are now in the legion. You will be soldiers! 384 00:27:03,805 --> 00:27:06,474 And you will learn how to die! 385 00:27:06,641 --> 00:27:09,977 Life is as brief as a butterfly's fart. 386 00:27:10,477 --> 00:27:13,480 But death is something that you have forever! 387 00:27:13,522 --> 00:27:17,859 From now on, you will march until you drop, 388 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:22,032 and when you have dropped, you will crawl...! 389 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,869 Some may consider that I am excessively cruel. 390 00:27:27,996 --> 00:27:31,332 But, there is a reason for this cruelty. 391 00:27:31,999 --> 00:27:34,795 I enjoy it! 392 00:27:38,005 --> 00:27:41,884 - Good night, scum. - Good night, sarge! 393 00:27:42,009 --> 00:27:45,262 Good night, sergeant! 394 00:27:49,016 --> 00:27:52,769 Good night, me darling Catherine...! 395 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,659 Good night... ...whoever you are...! 396 00:28:23,050 --> 00:28:26,929 "The view from my window" 397 00:28:27,012 --> 00:28:30,932 Dear Dig, I'm sorry a haven't written before, but in the legion it's all go... 398 00:28:31,101 --> 00:28:32,935 ...busy busy busy, don't you know. 399 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,812 Weather's spiffy. Bags of sunshine! 400 00:28:35,812 --> 00:28:38,649 Highs in the upper hundred and thirties. 401 00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:43,069 The chap here in charge is OK for a kraut, but not one of us. 402 00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:47,950 Lots to do and see... Haven't had a quiet moment until now... 403 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:51,079 Food - not so hot. 404 00:28:51,328 --> 00:28:56,959 Having no ladies makes some of the men a trifle edgy... 405 00:28:57,085 --> 00:29:00,337 Some of the chaps are a bit on the... irritable side. 406 00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,964 Heard you're in jail for life! 407 00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:07,887 Ah, jeez! Still, knowing you, you'll find someone to cheer up with. 408 00:29:08,095 --> 00:29:10,056 - How's the lovely Isabel? - Okay! 409 00:29:10,390 --> 00:29:12,392 And of course, Sir Hector. How is he? 410 00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:16,228 Still alive and dying, thank you for asking! 411 00:29:16,437 --> 00:29:19,732 Perhaps one day you'll be able to get out here and join me! 412 00:29:19,775 --> 00:29:25,196 Until then, ever thine, your twin, Beau. 413 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:32,745 I shall escape.... I shall escape! 414 00:29:41,128 --> 00:29:44,757 - Up or down? - Yes, please. 415 00:29:48,594 --> 00:29:52,014 I'm sorry about all this, but next week we're having it wallpapered. 416 00:29:52,139 --> 00:29:54,810 Oh I see lady Flavia, I forgot to tell you... 417 00:29:54,851 --> 00:29:57,813 Your son is in solitary confinement. 418 00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:07,322 Who are all these other people, Governor? 419 00:30:07,322 --> 00:30:09,657 They are also in solitary confinement; 420 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:12,493 crowded jail conditions, you know. 421 00:30:12,828 --> 00:30:15,539 Digby! Digby! 422 00:30:24,172 --> 00:30:27,049 I must talk to you confidentially. 423 00:30:27,175 --> 00:30:32,055 - WHAT? - I know you don't have the "Blue Water" 424 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:35,058 I know that Beau has it, hasn't he? 425 00:30:35,182 --> 00:30:40,063 I refuse to talk. I won't talk. Not a word! Not a syllable! 426 00:30:40,146 --> 00:30:44,067 Shut up! I can't hear myself moaning! 427 00:30:44,235 --> 00:30:46,069 - I'm sorry... - If you won't talk, 428 00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:52,491 I'll find some other way of getting it out of you! 429 00:30:54,202 --> 00:30:55,077 I shall escape. 430 00:30:55,202 --> 00:30:59,081 I shall escape and join Beau! 431 00:30:59,207 --> 00:31:01,042 Delighted you came, my dear! 432 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:06,631 And I'd like you to know that you made a happy man feel very... old. 433 00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:09,968 Oh, thank you. Now let's get this straight - 434 00:31:09,218 --> 00:31:13,304 In exchange for one hour of amorous sedaliance... 435 00:31:13,345 --> 00:31:15,724 Just under four minutes, actually... 436 00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:18,602 Really? Well, one does what one can... 437 00:31:18,976 --> 00:31:21,770 ...you wish me to contrive an escape from my own prison? 438 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,523 Precisely. 439 00:31:24,232 --> 00:31:28,695 To pit the entire weight of british justice... 440 00:31:29,696 --> 00:31:30,363 ... against... 441 00:31:34,242 --> 00:31:36,244 Point taken... 442 00:31:36,703 --> 00:31:40,123 Thank you. It's been a business doing pleasure with you. 443 00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:43,586 Oh, how power corrupts... ...thank God... 444 00:31:44,252 --> 00:31:49,966 Oh, one thing. Digby lacks experience. He needs assistance. 445 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,134 Don't worry. We'll give him a helping hand. 446 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:57,140 ...even if we have to force him to escape! 447 00:34:20,409 --> 00:34:24,997 I've escaped. I have escaped! 448 00:34:33,422 --> 00:34:35,299 Where to, Sir? 449 00:34:35,424 --> 00:34:38,093 Morocco! 450 00:34:38,468 --> 00:34:40,304 I've escaped! 451 00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:43,808 Follow that hansom! 452 00:35:16,465 --> 00:35:18,342 Enjoy your meal, please! 453 00:35:18,468 --> 00:35:22,096 My mother's recipe. 454 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,358 The men are complaining about the food, sergeant Markov! 455 00:35:34,484 --> 00:35:36,485 COMPLAINING? 456 00:35:36,526 --> 00:35:41,657 I don't eat as well as you do! All alone in the ***'s mess! 457 00:35:43,201 --> 00:35:45,829 We march at the first light. 458 00:35:46,537 --> 00:35:51,835 Our moment of reckoning will come at fort Zindeneuf... 459 00:35:55,546 --> 00:35:59,550 All day yesterday the sheik's men have been attacking the fort. 460 00:35:59,884 --> 00:36:05,890 Many brave legionnaires have been killed in a futile effort to defend it. 461 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:10,937 Tomorrow, you will be killed doing something equally futile! 462 00:36:11,062 --> 00:36:14,524 You're only privileged to die once. 463 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:18,778 Don't screw it up! 464 00:36:25,576 --> 00:36:28,079 Digby Smith, reporting for duty, Sir! 465 00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:32,082 Join the other dreck! 466 00:36:34,585 --> 00:36:37,838 - Good heavens! Digby! - Beau! 467 00:36:41,592 --> 00:36:45,430 - Oh, God, it's good to see you! - And you too! 468 00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:49,475 Geste et Geste nil separatum est! 469 00:36:52,603 --> 00:36:53,772 What are you doing here? 470 00:36:53,772 --> 00:36:56,275 Where else did you expect me to come when I escaped? 471 00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:57,651 - Escaped? - Didn't you arrange it? 472 00:36:57,858 --> 00:37:00,444 Never mind. You're here, that's what matters! 473 00:37:00,570 --> 00:37:03,948 Well, come along. I'll show you to your quarters! 474 00:37:04,616 --> 00:37:07,661 Oh, I can't believe it! 475 00:37:12,623 --> 00:37:15,460 - How's it look? - Terrific! 476 00:37:15,627 --> 00:37:19,464 Oh, by the way, I trust father is still alive and dying...? 477 00:37:19,631 --> 00:37:20,465 Oh, couldn't be more so. 478 00:37:20,591 --> 00:37:21,800 You know I'd hate for the old boy 479 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,135 to pop off without knowing I've done him proud... 480 00:37:24,385 --> 00:37:28,014 And... ...what of our dear mother...? 481 00:37:28,014 --> 00:37:29,724 Not got the foggiest, old chap. 482 00:37:30,725 --> 00:37:33,102 Don't worry... I think we've seen the last of her... 483 00:37:33,728 --> 00:37:40,444 Tell me, Pecheur, what manner of man is the sergeant Markov? 484 00:37:41,111 --> 00:37:46,658 Oh, he is... vicious... cruel... sadistic... 485 00:37:47,659 --> 00:37:52,163 Sergeant Markov is a soldier to the skin... 486 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:59,505 Appears our friend Beau has a brother who's a jailbird... 487 00:37:59,505 --> 00:38:04,467 Perhaps our... fine english gentleman is not all that he is *** up from... 488 00:38:19,691 --> 00:38:23,028 Oh, hurry Boldini... 489 00:38:30,702 --> 00:38:33,871 Komm, little bär! 490 00:38:34,706 --> 00:38:38,169 The usual, oh Masterful One? 491 00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:49,386 - This little piggy went to market... - Yes? Yes? 492 00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:51,598 - ...this little piggy stayed at home... - ...stayed at home...? 493 00:38:51,681 --> 00:38:53,976 -... this little piggy had a roastbeef... - ...roastbeef...! 494 00:38:54,017 --> 00:38:55,894 - ...This little piggy has none...! 495 00:38:55,936 --> 00:38:58,271 - What happened to the other little piggies? 496 00:39:12,744 --> 00:39:15,581 - Who is it? - Général Pecheur! 497 00:39:15,956 --> 00:39:17,959 I have a visitor for you! 498 00:39:18,749 --> 00:39:21,629 I'm coming, my general! 499 00:39:21,754 --> 00:39:23,630 - My leg, quick! - Which one? 500 00:39:23,755 --> 00:39:27,634 Boldini, the dress leg! 501 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,805 Coming, my leg! ...my, my general! 502 00:39:35,976 --> 00:39:40,648 I've got the groove my sergeant. ...Just one more screw... 503 00:39:40,772 --> 00:39:43,650 Keep screwing, Boldini! Faster, Boldini! 504 00:39:43,775 --> 00:39:45,861 Can't you screw any faster than that? 505 00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:48,489 Every thousand miles this thing must be oiled! 506 00:39:49,781 --> 00:39:53,326 I'm coming, General! I'm coming! 507 00:39:56,789 --> 00:40:00,667 All present and correct, my general! 508 00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:04,337 ...my general? 509 00:40:08,759 --> 00:40:11,469 ...my general...! 510 00:40:13,805 --> 00:40:15,682 I'll come straight to the point. 511 00:40:15,809 --> 00:40:19,687 - You know my son Beau. - He's your son?! 512 00:40:19,812 --> 00:40:21,813 Believe me you have a fine boy there madam! 513 00:40:21,855 --> 00:40:24,024 Bullshit! He's a thief. 514 00:40:23,816 --> 00:40:28,612 Stole something belonging to me. A large paste sapphire. Well... 515 00:40:28,821 --> 00:40:33,325 ...if you can return it to me, it'll be worth two-hundred-francs. 516 00:40:33,825 --> 00:40:38,289 More than you earn in five years! 517 00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:49,801 In order to recover the trinket... ...I may have to hurt the boy. 518 00:40:50,302 --> 00:40:55,848 Even to kill him somewhat... ...slightly. 519 00:40:55,848 --> 00:41:00,436 You march to Zindeneuf tomorrow, I shall meet you there. 520 00:41:00,853 --> 00:41:03,731 By that time I shall have the trinket. 521 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:05,733 Then the two hundred francs will be yours...! 522 00:41:05,857 --> 00:41:09,571 - Good night, sergeant Markov! - Gute nacht, gnädige Frau! 523 00:41:17,911 --> 00:41:20,456 Boldiniiii...! 524 00:41:28,381 --> 00:41:32,094 Yessss... and what's this down here? Look there too! 525 00:41:32,927 --> 00:41:35,930 More of your handiwork, Boldini! 526 00:41:37,932 --> 00:41:40,935 - You heard? - Boldini heard, my sergeant. 527 00:41:41,228 --> 00:41:44,605 For two hundred francs, I could buy myself 528 00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:48,609 a twenty-two carat solid gold leg! 529 00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:52,614 How many gold legs could you buy with... 530 00:41:52,614 --> 00:41:56,159 ...FIFTY MILLION francs, oh my sergeant Markov...? 531 00:41:56,283 --> 00:41:58,787 Fifty million? That's idle dreams... 532 00:41:58,953 --> 00:42:02,748 Fifty million for a paste trinket...? Noooo.... 533 00:42:02,915 --> 00:42:06,461 For the "Blue Water" sapphire! 534 00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:10,673 Aaah, for the Blue... 535 00:42:34,948 --> 00:42:40,954 Adieu, adieu... mes braves... mes petits soldats... 536 00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:44,416 May God go with you...! 537 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:50,047 ...I have better things to do. 538 00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:55,885 Forgive the interrupcion, ma petite... 539 00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:57,387 ...where were we...? 540 00:42:57,429 --> 00:43:00,057 At page thirty-six, third diagram from the bottom...! 541 00:43:00,098 --> 00:43:02,099 Oooh... ...c'est difficile...! 542 00:43:03,059 --> 00:43:04,727 I wonder how they do that...! 543 00:43:04,768 --> 00:43:08,397 Ohhohoo... c'est formidable... 544 00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:19,451 Pardon, mon empereur, but this is not even for your eyes...! 545 00:43:36,009 --> 00:43:38,594 Arabs! 546 00:43:43,015 --> 00:43:45,894 Battlestations! Kriegsmanöver! 547 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,457 Fire! 548 00:44:16,049 --> 00:44:19,218 Good shot, Dig! 549 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:29,979 Wind compensation - zwei und zwanzig degrees, true North! 550 00:44:30,105 --> 00:44:31,981 ...zwei und zwanzig degrees, true North...! 551 00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:34,984 *** 552 00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:40,490 Und - feuer! 553 00:44:46,621 --> 00:44:48,623 Scheissmerde! 554 00:44:49,082 --> 00:44:52,336 AJAX CAMEL INFLATOR 555 00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:09,227 Excuse me... Am I in any sort of danger here? 556 00:45:10,144 --> 00:45:12,148 Digby, look... Look, they got our flag! 557 00:45:12,689 --> 00:45:16,026 We'll have to get another one! 558 00:45:16,109 --> 00:45:18,027 You take that side, I'll take this. 559 00:45:18,195 --> 00:45:20,822 Good luck! 560 00:45:22,116 --> 00:45:24,868 Jump it! 561 00:45:39,174 --> 00:45:41,427 We interrupt this important battle to bring you the news... 562 00:45:41,427 --> 00:45:45,055 ...the score is twenty-three dead, seven wounded on either side. 563 00:45:45,096 --> 00:45:49,058 We'll be right back to the action, right after this message... 564 00:45:49,144 --> 00:45:51,061 HONEST HAKKIM OFFERS YOU A GENUINE DEAL 565 00:45:51,227 --> 00:45:53,980 Shalom, Salam, welcome effendis! 566 00:45:54,148 --> 00:45:55,106 I wanna tell you something... 567 00:45:55,106 --> 00:45:57,526 ...you want a good set of humps, come to camel-lot... 568 00:45:57,526 --> 00:45:59,903 ...come to Hakkim's camel-lot! 569 00:46:00,111 --> 00:46:03,074 I've got here the best deals in town, look at this here - 570 00:46:03,198 --> 00:46:05,616 ...this is our customized animal, this is a beauty... 571 00:46:05,659 --> 00:46:07,661 ...this one has been just recently de-humped. 572 00:46:07,703 --> 00:46:11,164 Comes with an automatic mouth-wash, you can't miss a deal like this...! 573 00:46:11,164 --> 00:46:14,626 Here we got the bargain of the week, one lady owned camel... 574 00:46:14,669 --> 00:46:17,628 ...this camel has never gone anywhere, just stood around looking good... 575 00:46:18,213 --> 00:46:20,090 ...come on down, take advantage of me! 576 00:46:20,215 --> 00:46:23,093 This is a beautiful animal. This happens to be a convertible. 577 00:46:23,177 --> 00:46:25,137 You take off the hump, you put on a couple dots... 578 00:46:25,179 --> 00:46:27,264 ...what have you got in the summer, you got a giraffe... 579 00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:29,016 ...the kids will love it! 580 00:46:29,183 --> 00:46:31,852 Come on in! Over here I got a special couture... 581 00:46:31,936 --> 00:46:35,065 This camel is serviced four times a day! 582 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,481 ...by that camel. 583 00:46:37,233 --> 00:46:41,112 In fact, I'll put them together, you can be a two camel family! 584 00:46:41,237 --> 00:46:41,903 That's all I'm gonna show you... 585 00:46:41,946 --> 00:46:44,406 ...I got the biggest camel-lot in the whole world... 586 00:46:44,406 --> 00:46:45,907 ...not to mention the valley. 587 00:46:45,949 --> 00:46:48,159 So you come on down, you take the trail to fez... 588 00:46:48,243 --> 00:46:51,706 ...just stop and you make a left turn over at the first sand dune heading east... 589 00:46:51,747 --> 00:46:54,708 ...you come on down, bring the kids... 590 00:46:54,749 --> 00:46:58,379 ...I'll stand upon my fez until my face is such a mess... 591 00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:01,381 See Hakkim, see Hakkim, see Hakkim...! 592 00:47:01,548 --> 00:47:06,052 And now, back to the battle...! 593 00:47:30,620 --> 00:47:32,622 Digby...! 594 00:48:16,332 --> 00:48:18,333 Looks like we've beaten them off, Beau. 595 00:48:18,418 --> 00:48:23,339 They'll coma again at dawn. They always do in sthis kind of story. 596 00:48:23,339 --> 00:48:27,219 Now remember... Save your last bullet for yourself! 597 00:48:27,344 --> 00:48:30,221 Yes, I'd like a souvenir... 598 00:48:30,346 --> 00:48:34,099 Oh, Dig... If I'm pipped before you are... 599 00:48:34,309 --> 00:48:36,227 ...don't forget what we agreed. 600 00:48:36,311 --> 00:48:38,228 - The Viking funeral? - That's the ticket. 601 00:48:38,395 --> 00:48:41,149 Make sure I'm buried at sea. 602 00:48:41,316 --> 00:48:46,071 Might be a bit tricky out here, but I'll do what I can... 603 00:48:47,363 --> 00:48:51,242 Geste et Geste nil separatum est... 604 00:49:18,394 --> 00:49:20,105 <- BATTLE 605 00:50:39,059 --> 00:50:41,687 I see you haven't done much of this sort of thing, Digby... 606 00:50:41,728 --> 00:50:44,356 How'd you know my name is Digby? 607 00:50:44,481 --> 00:50:46,358 What sort of thing...? Who are you...? 608 00:50:46,483 --> 00:50:49,361 I think I've seen you... You're in movies, aren't you? 609 00:50:49,444 --> 00:50:52,448 Older brother takes care of everything. 610 00:50:52,739 --> 00:50:53,740 I promise you. 611 00:50:54,031 --> 00:50:56,284 You're not Beau... 612 00:50:56,452 --> 00:51:00,205 You didn't steal the "Blue Water"... 613 00:51:00,497 --> 00:51:02,373 How do you know about the "Blue Water"...? 614 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:04,460 The Gestes always stick together. 615 00:51:04,501 --> 00:51:06,378 I keep telling you you're not a Geste! 616 00:51:06,503 --> 00:51:08,964 Digby! 617 00:51:09,505 --> 00:51:12,384 Somebody always gets out of these things. 618 00:51:12,510 --> 00:51:13,801 It might be you. 619 00:51:14,094 --> 00:51:15,596 I bloody well hope it is...! 620 00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:18,515 Look, can you just direct me to the end of this scene, that's all I ask?! 621 00:51:18,515 --> 00:51:21,393 Well, that's very kind of you... 622 00:51:21,476 --> 00:51:24,479 Thank you very much. 623 00:51:38,536 --> 00:51:41,746 Moroccan Gold, eh? 624 00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:46,418 No wonder you always talk so slurred... 625 00:51:46,543 --> 00:51:50,213 Really heavy shit... 626 00:51:56,511 --> 00:51:58,430 Now... where were we? 627 00:51:58,596 --> 00:52:01,349 Let's get some rest... 628 00:52:01,515 --> 00:52:05,187 Yes! Yes. You have a nice little sleep. 629 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:12,526 I'll find my own way out... 630 00:52:50,608 --> 00:52:54,820 "MEANWHILE... IN ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY..." 631 00:53:15,632 --> 00:53:17,009 How do you do! 632 00:53:17,385 --> 00:53:20,388 How too delightful of you to pop in! 633 00:53:20,388 --> 00:53:22,640 Harry brought you tea and crumpets yet? 634 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,144 Thank you, but no. I have come here on business. 635 00:53:27,644 --> 00:53:33,067 Aaah! But - you must introduce me to your delightful companion! 636 00:53:34,653 --> 00:53:36,320 Lady Flavia Geste... 637 00:53:36,529 --> 00:53:39,823 Oh, goodness, how superb... 638 00:53:40,699 --> 00:53:42,492 Enough of the social graces... 639 00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:45,579 I've been going over the last quarterly return, Sheikh... 640 00:53:45,663 --> 00:53:48,999 The war is losing money. 641 00:53:49,667 --> 00:53:53,421 Two weeks ago I advanced you one million francs, for weapons. 642 00:53:53,922 --> 00:53:56,256 And what have I to show for it? 643 00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:59,468 A lousy three thousand dead legionnaires. 644 00:53:59,677 --> 00:54:04,682 You'll attack Zindeneuf once more. Only this time... 645 00:54:04,764 --> 00:54:09,268 ...I want everyone killed. 646 00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:15,776 We sing as we march, and we march as we sing... 647 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:19,488 ...as we *** with a song on our lips... 648 00:54:19,654 --> 00:54:23,492 We fight as we march, as we march as we fight... 649 00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:28,331 ...but we sing as we cash in the chips... 650 00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:41,885 Company, atten-tion! 651 00:54:46,849 --> 00:54:50,728 Present-arms! 652 00:54:52,731 --> 00:54:55,608 Is saluting that man...? 653 00:54:55,733 --> 00:54:58,111 Oh, yes... 654 00:54:58,737 --> 00:55:00,613 All right, my little fledermauses... 655 00:55:00,738 --> 00:55:03,617 Those who survived did quite well. 656 00:55:03,742 --> 00:55:07,620 Those who got killed did rather better...! 657 00:55:07,745 --> 00:55:12,625 So to keep up your morale, there will be a little celebration tonight! 658 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:15,336 A regimental ball...! 659 00:55:16,754 --> 00:55:19,548 You will enjoy yourself... 660 00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:22,385 That's an order! 661 00:55:25,764 --> 00:55:29,392 Meanwhile I hear that the "Blue Wa..." 662 00:55:34,773 --> 00:55:38,402 You can't be too careful... 663 00:55:39,777 --> 00:55:44,282 ...sooo, the "Blue Water" has come back to us again. 664 00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:56,544 Yeah, that's nice... 665 00:55:57,796 --> 00:56:03,676 I have reason to believe... it is secreted about his person. 666 00:56:03,843 --> 00:56:07,681 It's not in his pockets... ...I picked them... 667 00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:12,476 In that case, you'll have to pick his person... 668 00:56:48,888 --> 00:56:51,766 I was looking for the soap... 669 00:57:39,939 --> 00:57:43,527 I have searched his person... 670 00:57:43,944 --> 00:57:46,863 ...the "Blue Water" is not there...! 671 00:57:46,947 --> 00:57:50,825 Boldini suspects it must be somewhere else... 672 00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,830 ...but where is somewhere else...?!? 673 00:57:53,954 --> 00:57:56,748 His private quarters... 674 00:57:56,956 --> 00:58:00,461 I'm not touching those again! 675 00:58:03,254 --> 00:58:10,971 Mother certainly gets around a bit, doesn't she...? 676 00:58:10,971 --> 00:58:15,559 Aaah, sergeant! How delightful to see you again! 677 00:58:15,976 --> 00:58:18,311 I believe you have a little trinket for me...? 678 00:58:18,311 --> 00:58:20,813 Welcome to Fort Zindeneuf, gnädige Frau...! 679 00:58:20,813 --> 00:58:24,150 ...not yet, tonight it'll be in my hands... 680 00:58:24,985 --> 00:58:28,864 ...If you will do me the honor of partenaire-ing me...? 681 00:58:28,989 --> 00:58:30,992 Certainly... 682 00:58:31,993 --> 00:58:38,124 Protocol demands I dance my first waltz with sergeant Markov... 683 00:59:14,075 --> 00:59:16,619 Aaah, there you are... 684 00:59:16,745 --> 00:59:18,914 No-one has asked me to dance... 685 00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:22,919 ...and I'm tired of being a wall-flower... 686 00:59:36,431 --> 00:59:40,102 Aren't you going to dance with your mother...? 687 00:59:40,435 --> 00:59:44,022 With pleasure... 688 00:59:47,110 --> 00:59:49,946 You're behaving very foolishly... 689 00:59:50,071 --> 00:59:53,782 ...I know you have the "Blue Water". 690 00:59:54,491 --> 00:59:58,746 We both could live very well... 691 01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:03,667 I could dance like this all night... 692 01:00:07,129 --> 01:00:12,093 When I leave you tonight, I'm going to take two things with me. 693 01:00:14,136 --> 01:00:15,513 The "Blue Water"... 694 01:00:15,554 --> 01:00:18,849 ...and you. 695 01:00:21,143 --> 01:00:23,979 What hour...? 696 01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:30,151 All right gentlemen, synchronize your hourglasses. 697 01:00:31,153 --> 01:00:36,157 We leave in exactly seventy... ...thousand grains of sand...! 698 01:00:54,427 --> 01:00:57,430 Twenty five minutes, and then we must leave, Merdmanger. 699 01:00:57,471 --> 01:01:00,474 But how can you speak of leaving, mon général, when you are having 700 01:01:00,516 --> 01:01:03,519 such a wonderful time...? 701 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:30,879 - Did the earth move for you, darling? - I did feel... something. 702 01:01:36,053 --> 01:01:39,389 I only hope I lived up to what a mother should expect from her son. 703 01:01:40,723 --> 01:01:44,643 You performed heroicly. 704 01:01:45,728 --> 01:01:51,067 Oh, you know, I haven't got it with me... the "Blue Water". 705 01:01:51,233 --> 01:01:54,070 Beau, let's go away together now... 706 01:01:54,236 --> 01:01:57,906 Oh no... No, we must go back to the fort. 707 01:01:59,242 --> 01:02:03,580 But I don't want to be there when they attack at dawn! 708 01:02:04,205 --> 01:02:06,083 Hmmm? At dawn...? 709 01:02:06,207 --> 01:02:08,085 A...attack at dawn...? 710 01:02:08,251 --> 01:02:10,086 ...well, who...? 711 01:02:10,252 --> 01:02:13,297 ...how do you know they will attack at dawn...? 712 01:02:16,926 --> 01:02:20,848 See I break like the wind...! 713 01:03:27,331 --> 01:03:28,581 - All right! Give me my leg! - The battle leg...? 714 01:03:28,622 --> 01:03:29,917 Of course the battle leg! 715 01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:34,338 What's the bugle sounding for, if it's not the battle leg...? 716 01:03:34,338 --> 01:03:37,090 Come quick... It's an anti-clockwise thread here... 717 01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:39,468 ...never mind the pain...! 718 01:04:18,673 --> 01:04:20,718 Nobody falls? 719 01:04:21,051 --> 01:04:23,721 Why doesn't anyone fall? 720 01:04:24,388 --> 01:04:29,184 Nobody...? What kind of a war is this...? 721 01:04:31,395 --> 01:04:34,314 Open the gates! 722 01:04:38,401 --> 01:04:40,403 Hold your fire! 723 01:04:40,738 --> 01:04:46,201 Cease firing! Hold it! 724 01:05:13,437 --> 01:05:16,148 What the hell do you think you're doing?!? 725 01:05:16,647 --> 01:05:21,320 - Go on firing, all of you! - Ignore him! 726 01:05:21,445 --> 01:05:27,533 I suppose you know - the penalty for mutiny is total death! 727 01:05:29,453 --> 01:05:31,788 Please lady, out of the way, this is a military matter! 728 01:05:31,830 --> 01:05:35,501 Please, will you? 729 01:05:41,465 --> 01:05:43,342 What are you trying to prove?!? 730 01:05:43,467 --> 01:05:45,344 Why don't you fall??? 731 01:05:45,470 --> 01:05:48,347 Because they're blanks! 732 01:05:48,472 --> 01:05:49,348 - Blanks? - Yes! 733 01:05:49,473 --> 01:05:55,437 Thanks to general Pecheur you've all been issued with blank ammunition! 734 01:06:02,903 --> 01:06:07,241 Even without ammunition! ...angreifen! 735 01:06:07,282 --> 01:06:09,910 Für Vaterland und Kaiser! 736 01:06:10,911 --> 01:06:13,372 Yes...? 737 01:06:13,497 --> 01:06:15,374 Trickt! 738 01:06:15,499 --> 01:06:20,379 We're behind you Sir! We'll die to the last man if you say so! 739 01:06:20,504 --> 01:06:23,840 No! You can be free! 740 01:06:26,510 --> 01:06:29,513 Go! Deserts! Get out of here! 741 01:06:29,764 --> 01:06:36,771 Go and be rotten to people! But - do it for our decent living ways! 742 01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:58,834 Excuse me, but we've been riding round and round 743 01:06:58,834 --> 01:07:01,837 shooting and whooping like mad things... 744 01:07:02,003 --> 01:07:04,339 Have we called at an inconvenient moment? 745 01:07:04,381 --> 01:07:05,841 Would you like us to come back later...? 746 01:07:06,175 --> 01:07:10,387 No, it's not that, it's just that... hey... 747 01:07:10,555 --> 01:07:12,389 ...fellows... ...you can't just desert! 748 01:07:12,431 --> 01:07:14,434 You'll miss the rest of the story! 749 01:07:18,062 --> 01:07:20,397 Hey...! Come back...! 750 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:24,443 You're supposed to be inside, we're supposed to be outside... 751 01:07:29,282 --> 01:07:32,326 Pull down the flag! 752 01:07:38,539 --> 01:07:43,295 Wait for me, wait for me...! I'm your leader...! 753 01:07:43,337 --> 01:07:56,433 How can I lead if you won't wait for me...? 754 01:08:01,606 --> 01:08:05,485 Oh, I am lost... And out of the job... 755 01:08:05,610 --> 01:08:10,490 I'm a natural leader of men, but, they won't follow me! 756 01:08:15,703 --> 01:08:16,704 Where...? 757 01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:36,849 Perhaps I can learn...? 758 01:09:16,639 --> 01:09:18,515 By the way... 759 01:09:19,309 --> 01:09:21,562 ...where is the "Blue Water"...? 760 01:09:21,686 --> 01:09:24,522 You took the words right out of my mouth... 761 01:09:24,689 --> 01:09:28,401 ...which is somewhat... ...un-hygienic...? 762 01:09:30,153 --> 01:09:32,947 Trickt! 763 01:09:34,325 --> 01:09:37,703 Why are you always in the way, Boldini...? 764 01:09:37,703 --> 01:09:41,373 So... The obligatory duel to the death? 765 01:09:41,706 --> 01:09:43,584 Of course. 766 01:09:43,708 --> 01:09:49,672 As hero and villain, it is expected of us. 767 01:09:50,672 --> 01:09:56,346 We may not quarrel with our given destinies, my friend! 768 01:09:56,722 --> 01:10:01,393 You desire to duel with or without conversation...? 769 01:10:01,726 --> 01:10:03,604 With, I think! Yes! 770 01:10:04,062 --> 01:10:05,731 Definitely with! 771 01:10:05,772 --> 01:10:08,608 *** twisted and tellingly turned... 772 01:10:08,733 --> 01:10:09,400 ...but beware... 773 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:13,571 ...he who turns on his own twist, may yet twist on his own turn! 774 01:10:13,571 --> 01:10:14,572 Cunningly quoted! 775 01:10:14,739 --> 01:10:17,074 But as the *** bends with the wind, 776 01:10:17,117 --> 01:10:19,077 so may he shortly be blown like the chaff 777 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,748 into the infinite cavity of oblivion! 778 01:10:21,748 --> 01:10:26,377 - I'm not quite sure I understand that... - Never mind, it sounds good...! 779 01:10:26,418 --> 01:10:29,462 But I do beg your pardon, you were about to say...? 780 01:10:29,796 --> 01:10:33,091 You display a perilous panache, my friend... 781 01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:36,468 *** shriveling to ash, 782 01:10:36,969 --> 01:10:40,808 but even as cold steel may be beaten on the anvil, 783 01:10:40,849 --> 01:10:46,479 so may it *** be humbled by the hammer of... 784 01:10:46,647 --> 01:10:49,149 ...surprize...! 785 01:10:50,817 --> 01:10:53,153 ...Tricked again...! 786 01:11:00,744 --> 01:11:03,539 As Von Clausewitz once said: 787 01:11:03,872 --> 01:11:07,375 Mere idle mortals may have feet of clay... 788 01:11:07,417 --> 01:11:13,215 ...but mortal idols sometimes have feet of... STEEL! 789 01:11:13,215 --> 01:11:17,178 Don't move, please...! 790 01:11:30,232 --> 01:11:33,570 You moved! Oh, no! No...! 791 01:12:01,846 --> 01:12:06,309 Tell me, Geste... ...before you kill me... 792 01:12:06,851 --> 01:12:10,438 ...where is the "Blue Water"...? 793 01:12:10,856 --> 01:12:14,776 Where is the "Blue Water", Geste ?!? 794 01:12:22,868 --> 01:12:26,455 Touché, I believe... 795 01:12:26,705 --> 01:12:29,373 I hid it there while we were still in the garrison. 796 01:12:31,876 --> 01:12:33,753 The "Blue Water..." 797 01:12:33,878 --> 01:12:38,384 ...it's the last place I would have looked. 798 01:12:41,887 --> 01:12:44,389 Sooo... Boldini! Plan fourty-two! 799 01:12:44,723 --> 01:12:46,808 Help me up...! 800 01:12:46,891 --> 01:12:50,770 Look, Boldini, for you and me! For me...! 801 01:12:50,895 --> 01:12:53,065 Threaten them, Boldini! Threaten them! 802 01:12:53,106 --> 01:12:56,400 Remember - nerves of steel! 803 01:12:56,735 --> 01:12:59,404 Catch the rope! Ah yes, good! 804 01:12:59,737 --> 01:13:01,740 Everything is going according to plan! 805 01:13:02,907 --> 01:13:04,910 No, no, Digby! 806 01:13:09,081 --> 01:13:10,916 The "Blue Water"...! The Geste family fortune...! 807 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,918 You can't just let them take it like that! 808 01:13:13,086 --> 01:13:15,087 - It's a fake...! - What do you mean a fake...? 809 01:13:15,253 --> 01:13:18,423 Now you don't think I'd take such a risk with the real "Blue Water"...?!? 810 01:13:18,632 --> 01:13:21,635 Well then... Where is it...? 811 01:13:21,801 --> 01:13:24,763 It's in a safe deposit box in Paris... 812 01:13:25,974 --> 01:13:28,476 I'm proud of you, Beau... I am... 813 01:13:28,643 --> 01:13:31,020 I see, we just take the "Blue Water" now and... 814 01:13:31,061 --> 01:13:32,813 ...take it straight back to Sir Hector! 815 01:13:32,855 --> 01:13:36,276 Screw Sir Hector! 816 01:13:50,998 --> 01:13:53,876 All my life I've done everything Sir Hector wanted! 817 01:13:54,002 --> 01:13:55,836 I've never done a thing for myself! 818 01:13:56,004 --> 01:13:58,922 ...'till now! - Beau, you can't mean it! 819 01:13:59,007 --> 01:14:01,884 You've saved the fort! You'll get a medal! You're a hero! 820 01:14:01,925 --> 01:14:05,596 - ...I'll bury you at see! - Heroism? Medals...? 821 01:14:06,221 --> 01:14:10,893 Medals are like hemorrhoids, Digby, sooner or later every asshole gets one. 822 01:14:11,018 --> 01:14:13,897 What about me? All my life I've worked for you! 823 01:14:14,021 --> 01:14:17,858 I've gone to jail for you! I've even felt your feelings for you! 824 01:14:17,983 --> 01:14:19,527 I'm not gonna let you not be a hero! 825 01:14:19,652 --> 01:14:23,197 I'm awfully sorry about this, Digby... 826 01:14:24,448 --> 01:14:26,450 What are you doing...? 827 01:14:27,951 --> 01:14:29,954 They always made a hero of the last men alive... 828 01:14:30,620 --> 01:14:33,623 ...and, that's just what he wanted! 829 01:14:42,633 --> 01:14:48,264 Now, there's just one more thing we must do... 830 01:14:50,015 --> 01:14:52,893 Well, if you're quick, but... wouldn't it be more romantic to go to... 831 01:14:53,061 --> 01:14:56,440 Oh no, not that... Not now... 832 01:14:56,690 --> 01:15:01,486 No, first we must get rid of Beau Geste... 833 01:15:04,071 --> 01:15:05,991 Strange... 834 01:15:06,074 --> 01:15:08,993 A besieged fort... No signs of a battle... 835 01:15:09,076 --> 01:15:12,371 Ah, no, no, one corpse... 836 01:15:24,049 --> 01:15:26,928 Now, we just have time to scale down the back wall... 837 01:15:27,095 --> 01:15:31,016 Good bye, Digby, old twin...! 838 01:15:34,102 --> 01:15:36,937 And farewell, Beau Geste! 839 01:15:37,105 --> 01:15:40,274 May you rest in peace! 840 01:15:41,108 --> 01:15:43,612 Another hero for France! Commanding to report... 841 01:15:43,612 --> 01:15:53,121 ...to me immediately! I wish to decorate him! 842 01:15:53,121 --> 01:15:54,997 What's this one for...? 843 01:15:55,124 --> 01:15:59,753 - For baking chocolate mousse... - Yes... that's good enough. 844 01:16:00,128 --> 01:16:03,131 Adieu, mon brave 845 01:16:08,802 --> 01:16:13,475 Digby Geste reporting for duty, Sir! 846 01:16:15,144 --> 01:16:20,565 This man can tell us the mistery of the deserted fort...! 847 01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:25,236 Yes... Yes, he could, couldn't he? 848 01:16:27,822 --> 01:16:29,824 Do you intend to talk, my friend? 849 01:16:30,158 --> 01:16:33,661 A Geste never talks! I refuse to speak! 850 01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:35,496 Not one word! Not one syllable! 851 01:16:35,705 --> 01:16:40,544 I shall remain silent, totally silent, absolutely silent; I will not utter one... 852 01:16:40,585 --> 01:16:44,548 - Will you shut up?!? - I'm afraid I can't answer that question, Sir! 853 01:16:44,589 --> 01:16:47,134 Well... then you leave me no option... 854 01:16:47,134 --> 01:16:50,554 ...but to shoot you for withholding information. 855 01:16:50,595 --> 01:16:53,598 - If it be so then... so be it. - It is so. 856 01:16:54,183 --> 01:16:55,851 - Then, so it be. - Be! 857 01:16:55,892 --> 01:17:00,314 - Sir, look! I found this! 858 01:17:05,735 --> 01:17:10,073 We are loking at the finest soldier I've ever met... 859 01:17:10,199 --> 01:17:12,201 ...Beau Geste! 860 01:17:12,783 --> 01:17:16,037 Beau, dead...? 861 01:17:17,206 --> 01:17:20,041 - It's not... It's not possible. - Formidable! 862 01:17:23,212 --> 01:17:27,967 - Oh, pardon, mon général... - Merdemanger... 863 01:17:28,008 --> 01:17:33,097 ...will you kindly scrape monsieur Geste from my face...? 864 01:17:33,222 --> 01:17:36,226 And place him in a suitable container! 865 01:17:36,975 --> 01:17:43,357 Now... have you any final request, before you are sent to the firing squad? 866 01:17:43,690 --> 01:17:48,111 Well... Beau always wanted a Viking funeral, Sir! 867 01:17:48,236 --> 01:17:51,072 I promised him that he should be buried at sea! 868 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:55,160 In the middle of the desert...? C'est drole... However... 869 01:17:55,702 --> 01:17:59,999 The legion always honors it's heroes! 870 01:18:06,255 --> 01:18:10,467 Beau Geste! Noble son of the legion! 871 01:18:11,218 --> 01:18:18,768 We commend thy mortal remains onto the mighty deep... 872 01:18:19,267 --> 01:18:23,104 It is not the Atlantic... ...but it is the best we can do! 873 01:18:23,272 --> 01:18:26,441 Good bye, Beau Geste! Go with God! 874 01:18:38,286 --> 01:18:41,748 Now, are you prepared to die? 875 01:18:41,957 --> 01:18:44,125 - I'm prepared! - Ready... 876 01:18:44,251 --> 01:18:45,126 ...ready... 877 01:18:45,251 --> 01:18:49,005 I'm prepared to die, so that Beau's name may live! 878 01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:54,261 Would you expect me to betray my brother...? My country? My Isabel? 879 01:18:56,347 --> 01:18:59,225 Silence onto death is our family motto. Shall I talk now? 880 01:18:59,350 --> 01:19:02,685 Bah! You expect me to talk when all I could preserve 881 01:19:02,685 --> 01:19:06,022 is my own measly, worthless life? Haha! 882 01:19:07,357 --> 01:19:11,362 Doh! Bloody right I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll talk! 883 01:19:11,362 --> 01:19:13,363 Just try to stop me! I'll talk! I'll talk! 884 01:19:13,363 --> 01:19:16,408 THREE MONTHS LATER 885 01:19:19,286 --> 01:19:21,288 The Young Master is home! 886 01:19:22,039 --> 01:19:23,541 He's home again! 887 01:19:23,707 --> 01:19:27,710 - My God, this thing is heavy... - 888 01:19:45,396 --> 01:19:47,731 Digby...! 889 01:19:53,404 --> 01:19:56,448 - At last, you've returned! - Yes! 890 01:19:56,948 --> 01:19:58,409 - Have you...? - Shhh! 891 01:19:58,409 --> 01:20:01,244 Don't speak! Just let me look at you for a moment! 892 01:20:01,412 --> 01:20:07,250 And then I won't speak and you can just look at me for a moment. 893 01:20:08,961 --> 01:20:10,964 - Enough...? - Enough...! 894 01:20:12,131 --> 01:20:16,677 - Isabel... You know how I've always felt... - I know... 895 01:20:16,802 --> 01:20:19,263 - But you know that Beau and I... - I know... 896 01:20:19,972 --> 01:20:22,975 - I think that you know that he and I... - I know... 897 01:20:23,350 --> 01:20:26,019 - And you know that if we didn't know... - I know... 898 01:20:26,144 --> 01:20:30,692 - You know I know... - Yes... 899 01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:34,278 - How little we know... - I know... 900 01:20:34,445 --> 01:20:37,280 - Then you know that Beau is... - No...! 901 01:20:37,447 --> 01:20:41,327 - Beau is what...? - Beau is... not. 902 01:20:41,453 --> 01:20:44,288 - Oh... - If he were, I would feel it. 903 01:20:44,455 --> 01:20:48,835 Somehow I know that... even if he and Flavia managed to escape... 904 01:20:48,835 --> 01:20:53,171 ...they've never made their way through that parched desert...! 905 01:20:55,466 --> 01:21:00,222 Oh, darling... If I should die now, I'd die happy... 906 01:21:01,555 --> 01:21:02,473 Oh, mother... 907 01:21:05,476 --> 01:21:10,314 If it weren't for the thirst... ...this damn thirst... 908 01:21:12,484 --> 01:21:14,360 - Waiter! Oh, waiter! - Yes, Sir? 909 01:21:14,485 --> 01:21:20,407 - Champagne please. Extremely well iced! - coming up, Sir! 910 01:21:23,495 --> 01:21:28,331 You know, it's strange... I always used to know what Beau was feeling. 911 01:21:28,499 --> 01:21:30,710 And... 912 01:21:34,505 --> 01:21:38,676 ...somehow I have the feeling he's still alive. 913 01:22:06,871 --> 01:22:13,252 A man's gotta be what a man's gotta be... 914 01:22:13,252 --> 01:22:19,592 ...he must poke his heart right in the eye without flinching to see... 915 01:22:19,592 --> 01:22:25,890 He must be what he must, he must must what he be... 916 01:22:25,933 --> 01:22:33,272 ...just to be what he was what he will be because he will be what is he... 917 01:22:33,272 --> 01:22:39,612 A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... 918 01:22:39,612 --> 01:22:45,952 ...he must ask himself who am I, when am I, why am I, now that I'm who... 919 01:22:46,284 --> 01:22:52,626 ...and what am I when, and when am I what... 920 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:59,298 ...and why am I, who I am, what I am, when I am not... 921 01:22:59,298 --> 01:23:05,639 Though the answer is so easy to guess 922 01:23:05,639 --> 01:23:12,979 He must dare to say, dare to say yes! 923 01:23:12,979 --> 01:23:15,982 Yes! 924 01:23:16,024 --> 01:23:22,405 Now what is a hero, but a man with no choice... 925 01:23:22,405 --> 01:23:24,366 ...he needs courage and guts... 926 01:23:24,407 --> 01:23:29,370 ...as well as blond hair and a high tenor voice... 927 01:23:29,412 --> 01:23:35,418 He must climb the impossible dream, and then... 928 01:23:35,459 --> 01:23:41,800 ...with a lump in his throat he must cry with his last time for courage... 929 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:46,221 ...to reach... 930 01:23:46,263 --> 01:23:53,771 ...the impossible not. 72040

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