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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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*SOUTH PARK*
Season 22 Episode 05
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*SOUTH PARK*
Episode Title: "The Scoots"
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October was always
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my favorite month.
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It was that misty season
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when everyone embraced
the weird and scary.
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Our little town
was no different.
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I was just a kid back then.
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Me and all the other children
were preparing
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for the greatest night
of the year.
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But this Halloween
was different,
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and it would change us all
forever.
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Whoa!
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What the...
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Hey, who left
their scooter here, m'kay?
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Whose damn scooter is this?
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It isn't anybody's!
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They're e-scooters.
Anyone can use 'em.
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E-scooters?
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Yeah. See?
There's a bunch here
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and a bunch more down there.
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Ohh!
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Everyone can use them
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to get around town,
you know? Leave 'em
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where they want
for the next person.
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Well, where the hell
did they all come from?!
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Nobody knows.
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So, anyone can use them?
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Yeah. I think they just work
with your cellphone.
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- How?
- Oh, yeah,
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it has one of those little scan thingies.
Let me see.
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Yeah, dude, it's downloading
an app!
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Cool!
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Uh, It wants
a credit card number.
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You want to use your mom's
or my mom's?
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Let's do your mom's.
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3715-523...
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Is that an Amex?
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Yeah.
You want a Visa?
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8292-438-776-6507.
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Expiration?
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12/23.
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- Security co...
- 921.
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Dude, it worked!
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How is it, dude?
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Pretty stupid, but sweet!
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Oh, my God.
Dude.
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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We should use these things
to trick or treat on Halloween!
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Hey, yeah! We could cover
so much more ground!
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We'd get, like,
more candy than anybody.
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Everybody get the app!
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This is gonna be
the best Halloween ever!
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Oh, wait, guys.
I don't have a phone.
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Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have
a phone 'cause he's poor.
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Oh.
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Well, that's okay.
We'll figure it out.
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We always do!
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- All right! - All right!
- All right!
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What...
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What the ****
is going on in?
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How can I help you?
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I'm just gettin'
my Halloween candy.
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Want to make sure
to get enough.
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Last year, I ran out, and
the kids egged my house. M'kay?
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Yeah, you don't want to run
out of candy on Halloween.
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I'll take three large bags each
of Snickers Fun Size,
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Payday Bite Size,
Almond Joy Snack Size,
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and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.
M'kay?
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Sounds like you want
to be prepared.
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Hey, c-can I ask you something?
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Wh... What's up with all these
damn scooters?
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Oh, I think you get
an app on your phone
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and you can use them
all over town.
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No, but, like,
where did they come from?
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You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,
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and the next, there were these ****
scooters everywhere.
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You don't like scooters?
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I just think people
should drive, M'kay?
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I don't think
people should scoot.
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I just... I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.
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Well, they seem
pretty convenient.
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What can be so wrong
about that?
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Happy Halloween.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, dude!
Check it out! I got my pail.
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Great. Cool.
You got your pail.
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Yup!
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Come on in, Kenny.
Let's talk.
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Go ahead.
Take a seat, Ken.
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Okay, Kenny, here's the deal.
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Uh, you know that we have
this awesome plan
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to trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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You...
don't have a phone.
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Kenny, we've been talking,
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and the truth is,
without a scooter,
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you're just gonna slow us down.
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It's probably best
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you trick or treat
with someone else this year.
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But we always
trick or treat together.
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Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.
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To use a scooter, you have
to have a phone, and...
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I mean,
if we're waiting for you,
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we're gonna be as slow
as all the other kids.
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It's like... you know.
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Guys, please.
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Look, Kenny, I always
told you that one day,
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being poor was gonna
catch up with you.
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Okay?
But you didn't want to listen.
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You just kept on being poor,
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and now it's Halloween,
and you don't have a cellphone.
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Okay, okay.
Cartman,
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- that's not the point.
- He needs to hear this, Kyle.
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You know, people are just poor,
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and they think
it's not gonna come back
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- to bite them in the ass.
- That's enough, dude!
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We're sorry, Kenny.
It's just...
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This awesome plan to get
shitloads of candy
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doesn't... work with you.
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Shouldn't have been poor,
Kenny.
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♪ There was a wee cooper
what lived in Fife ♪
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♪ Knickety, knackety,
noo noo noo ♪
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♪ Hey, willy-wallacky,
hey, John Dougal ♪
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♪ A lane quo rooshety
roo roo roo ♪
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Whoa, shit! M'kay!
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Hey, you had
a goddamn red light!
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Sorry.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey!
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- Sorry.
- What the hell?
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Look at my car!
Who's gonna pay for...
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- Sorry, dude!
- God damn it!
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Get off the God damn streets
with those things!
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Sorry, bro!
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- Sorry, dude.
- **** Oh me!
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As soon
as the school bell rings,
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we find the nearest scooters
and begin trick or treating
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In butters' neighborhood here.
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Then at 3:00 p.m., we...
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Sh... Sh... Sh... Shit!
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Cover it!
Cover it!
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Oh.
Hey, Kenny.
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Hey, dude.
Uh, look.
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I was wondering,
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do you think I could trick or
treat with you guys this year?
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You wanna trick or treat
with us?
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What about Stan and Kyle
and those guys?
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Oh, you know, I just thought I'd
switch it up this year, ha ha.
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Yeah, look.
Don't tell anybody, but, um...
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we're gonna trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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We're seriously
gonna rake in the candy.
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Problem is,
e-scooters work with a phone,
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and pretty sure
you don't h-have...
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I won't slow you guys down.
I swear!
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Dude, it's trick or treat.
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It's not something we're willing
to just mess around with, okay?
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Good luck.
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What the hell?
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Aah!
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Agh!
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Sorry, dude.
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God damn it,
where'd you get that?
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Oh, they're all over, dude.
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Super convenient.
Try it out.
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Hey, guys!
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So, listen!
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I was thinking
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maybe I'd trick or treat
with guys this year!
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You wanna trick or treat
with us? Why?
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Oh, you know!
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Just trying
to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha.
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So, uh, you guys think
you're gonna get
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a lot of candy
trick or treating this year?
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We're gonna get
a butt load of candy!
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Shh! Butters, don't tell
them our secret.
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Oh, we have
a little secret, too!
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But we're not gonna tell people
'cause they're gonna copy us,
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so let's just leave it at that.
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Fine by us.
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween?
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Be? I'm gonna be on
an e-scooter
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taking all your candy!
That's what I'm gonna be!
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Dude!
Sorry!
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Hey, wait.
That's what we're doing!
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- What?
- Hold on!
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You guys are using e-scooters
on Halloween, too?
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Oh, you jerks found out
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the girls are all
trick or treating on e-scooters,
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and you stole our idea!
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Okay.
Hold on!
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This is bullcrap!
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T was the day
before Halloween.
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All of our parents
were gathered together
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to try and stop a nightmare
from coming true.
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All right, everyone.
Quiet, please.
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We have a community crisis
on our hands,
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and it's my job
to keep you informed.
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As you know,
there's been a rise
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in the use of e-scooters
in our town.
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Officer Brown is head
of crisis control. Officer?
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We have inside information
that kids everywhere
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are going to be using e-scooters
for tricks or treats.
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Now, with these things,
kids and teens can cover
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a lot of ground
in very little time.
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They can hit more houses
than ever before.
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Because of the scooters,
we also expect
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that people from all
the neighboring counties
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Will commute for tricks
or treats in our town.
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Because of all of this,
we believe
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each household needs
to be prepared
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with at least $6,000 worth
of candy.
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Well, that's ridiculous!
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We... We can't all buy
that much candy!
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Let's just get rid
of those scooters!
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- Yeah! -That's right!
- Let's do it!
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You can't get rid of 'em!
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I tried!
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You all just sat there
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while those things
piled up on our sidewalks.
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You all rode 'em around, m'kay?
I saw you.
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You could have used your cars,
but you just had to scoot!
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And now
tricks or treats is here!
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Well, I'll tell you one thing...
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I'm not gonna let my house
get egged this year
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For not having enough candy!
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So what are we gonna do?!
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We gotta get more candy!
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Shit!
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Get! Go on!
Get out of my way!
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Look, I got
nothin' left, all right?
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What did you... G-Give me
some of those Hi-Chews!
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Those are already accounted for
by folks who called in!
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Then let me... let me have
the Whatchamacallits!
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Those are for me!
I got to protect my own house!
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Look, you've got to give me
some more **** candy!
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There's nothin' left here.
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You gotta go somewhere else.
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Where...
Where's the candy, m'kay?
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Candy?
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What aisle is the candy in?
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00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,738
Aisle 7.
251
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,758
7!
Aisle 7!
252
00:13:35,029 --> 00:13:39,793
20 Reese's Pieces,
1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...
253
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,549
Just... Just a minute!
254
00:13:41,636 --> 00:13:44,509
12 Hot Tamales,
half a Nestle Crun...
255
00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:46,643
Okay, come in!
256
00:13:53,302 --> 00:13:55,041
What do you want?
257
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:56,885
I-I just...
258
00:13:56,982 --> 00:13:59,190
It's Halloween,
and I should be happy.
259
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,895
But I'm not happy at all.
260
00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:03,027
Wait. Are you here
for counseling?
261
00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:05,263
Yeah!
What should I do?
262
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,817
I'm gonna miss
trick-or-treating. It sucks.
263
00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:10,791
Do you realize it's about to be
World War Three out there?!
264
00:14:10,878 --> 00:14:12,432
We have bigger problems!
265
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,940
Consider yourself lucky, m'kay?
266
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:18,197
Everyone's gonna be scootin',
and there's no way to stop it.
267
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,831
Why are you the one kid
who doesn't want to use them?
268
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,884
I can't use one.
I don't have a phone.
269
00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:25,754
What do you mean?
270
00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,182
Y-You can't use those things
without a phone?
271
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:29,918
No. It sucks.
272
00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:32,565
Halloween was used to be
a night without phones.
273
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,752
But, Kenny,
if that's true, then...
274
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:38,027
could there be a way
to cut the connection?
275
00:14:38,114 --> 00:14:39,660
I don't know.
I guess.
276
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:40,669
Wait a minute.
277
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,135
Take down the cellphone tower.
278
00:14:42,222 --> 00:14:44,114
Then nobody has a phone
on Halloween!
279
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:45,862
Jesus! You really think
that could work?!
280
00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:48,541
Yeah I just have to ride
30 minutes outside of town!
281
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,779
Oh, wait.
I can't.
282
00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:52,339
I don't have a scooter.
283
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,822
No. You don't need
a scooter.
284
00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:57,901
'Cause I got a ****in' car.
285
00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:07,857
Hello?
286
00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:09,238
Hey, Randy.
287
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,519
Linda and I, we...
288
00:15:10,606 --> 00:15:13,019
We were talking about how
we never see you guys anymore,
289
00:15:13,106 --> 00:15:14,799
and we were thinking
we'd hang out with you
290
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,229
for Halloween.
291
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,653
Oh, I see.
292
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,770
You want a place to hide
on Halloween night,
293
00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:22,041
and you thought out here
on the farm, you'd be safe.
294
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:25,385
Well, that and we really want
to hang with you guys.
295
00:15:25,747 --> 00:15:27,160
Yes!
296
00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:30,237
You think them fancy e-scooters
don't make it out here?
297
00:15:30,324 --> 00:15:33,088
We're gonna be bombarded
just like you city folk.
298
00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:38,096
Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy?
299
00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:40,246
I got to keep what I have.
300
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,222
Please, Randy,
the stores are all out!
301
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,356
Just a few Milky Ways
302
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,457
to get us through
the first couple hours, please!
303
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,630
We can cut 'em up!
We can...
304
00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:47,865
We can hand them out
little pieces
305
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:48,912
- at a time!
- I got to protect
306
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,313
my own, Stotch.
307
00:15:50,474 --> 00:15:52,099
I'm sorry.
308
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:57,510
What are we going to do?!
309
00:15:57,597 --> 00:15:59,506
It's okay, Linda!
It's okay!
310
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,994
On Halloween night, I'll...
311
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,333
I'll just get one
of those e-scooters myself.
312
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,793
I'll go around,
and I'll trick-or-treat.
313
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,806
I'll... I'll get a bunch of...
314
00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:07,175
No, you can't leave me alone!
315
00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:08,684
I'll get a bunch
of candy, Linda,
316
00:16:08,771 --> 00:16:11,174
and I'll bring it back
to our house for us to hand out!
317
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,018
It's going to be okay.
318
00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:33,858
Ugh!
319
00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:48,535
Here! Here, take it!
Just take it!
320
00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:51,576
Oh, God!
Sheila, more 3 Musketeers!
321
00:16:51,663 --> 00:16:52,904
We're out of those!
322
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,418
We can't be out!
There has to be more!
323
00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,091
Jesus Christ!
324
00:16:57,178 --> 00:16:59,074
Where'd all these other people
come from?!
325
00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:01,433
We have to get more candy than
anyone else,
326
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,034
even if we die!
327
00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,654
The tower should be
just up over that ridge.
328
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:20,661
Let's just hope to hell
this works.
329
00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:24,231
What gives them the right, huh?
330
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,865
I mean some big company came
and dumped a bunch of scooters
331
00:17:27,952 --> 00:17:30,812
everywhere without asking anyone
if it was okay.
332
00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:34,086
Yeah, people don't even care if
shit's dumped everywhere.
333
00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:35,810
Everyone just loves technology.
334
00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:37,312
Yeah, you're right.
335
00:17:37,399 --> 00:17:40,453
You're a good kid, Kenny.
I always thought so.
336
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,475
I know we kind of all forget
about you sometimes,
337
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,226
but you're smart
and compassionate.
338
00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:49,029
You might even make
a good counselor someday.
339
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:51,157
Whoa!
340
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,269
Sorry, dude!
341
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,923
Keep going Ned!
Don't you give up on me!
342
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,646
Move it! Get out of my way!
Trick or treat!
343
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,163
The hell you doing, Stotch?
344
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,600
Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat!
345
00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:05,896
You're just trying to get
our candy for your house!
346
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,006
That's not true.
347
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:08,923
You don't even have a costume!
348
00:18:09,032 --> 00:18:11,653
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!
Now trick or treat!
349
00:18:12,038 --> 00:18:13,967
That's it!
I can't go anymore!
350
00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:15,288
Keep moving, Kyle!
351
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,294
Dude, we can't carry
any more candy!
352
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:19,520
All right, over here.
Come on!
353
00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:23,874
What are we doing?
354
00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:25,552
We got to make room
for more candy. Come on.
355
00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:27,247
Eat as much as you can.
356
00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:31,169
I don't... I don't know
if I can keep doing this.
357
00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:32,521
Yes, you can, Kyle!
358
00:18:32,608 --> 00:18:34,770
I have any more...
359
00:18:45,673 --> 00:18:47,231
Find a way inside!
I'll climb the tower!
360
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,020
Okay, sounds good!
361
00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:53,530
Jesus Christ!
362
00:18:53,617 --> 00:18:55,817
Chh, chh, chh, haa, haa, haa.
363
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,826
I'm all out of candy,
all right?!
364
00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:59,575
Go look somewhere else!
365
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,836
We're not here
for tricks or treats!
366
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,013
Yeah, sure! That's what
the last people said.
367
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,661
Then they dumped my entire bowl
in a pillow case!
368
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,470
Dude, relax.
It's okay.
369
00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:10,398
I'm just a security guard,
all right?
370
00:19:10,485 --> 00:19:13,278
We never even used to have
trick-or-treaters out this far!
371
00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:16,411
That's why we have to take down
this cellphone tower...
372
00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:18,246
To stop the scooters.
373
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:22,434
Jason, I'm a counselor.
You need to trust me.
374
00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:31,967
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie
treats at the side door!
375
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:33,648
The side door, you animals!
376
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:34,826
Detective, look!
377
00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:36,967
We are two hours ahead here.
378
00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:40,390
New York has completely
run out of candy!
379
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,117
Butters?
We've lost butters!
380
00:19:45,204 --> 00:19:46,976
Oh, God.
Butters!
381
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,757
We're never going to have
enough candy!
382
00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,381
Okay, that's got it!
383
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,880
All right, Kenny!
384
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:13,639
Let's see you do this
with a goddamn scooter!
385
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:22,644
Whoa!
386
00:20:46,532 --> 00:20:49,381
And just like that,
it was over.
387
00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:51,430
Nobody knew what happened.
388
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,527
They only knew their
phones didn't work.
389
00:20:53,614 --> 00:20:55,717
Does anyone have a signal?
390
00:20:55,805 --> 00:20:59,592
No scooters, no texting,
not even GPS.
391
00:20:59,712 --> 00:21:01,722
It was like the old Halloween.
392
00:21:01,898 --> 00:21:03,608
And I can't get an Uber home!
393
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,482
Mr. Mackey was able
to get back to the town
394
00:21:06,609 --> 00:21:09,717
and offer counseling
to everyone who needed it.
395
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:12,140
And as for me,
396
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:15,512
I was able to spend the rest
of the night with my friends
397
00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:17,967
because we were all equal again.
398
00:21:18,054 --> 00:21:19,498
Trick or treat.
399
00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:21,060
Trick or treat!
400
00:21:21,922 --> 00:21:23,459
It was the last Halloween
401
00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:25,771
that still felt like Halloween.
402
00:21:26,064 --> 00:21:27,951
It was the last time,
403
00:21:28,158 --> 00:21:29,873
it was good.
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