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Rock music
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Des Rocs' "Let Me Live/
Let Me Die" plays
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Here. Shotgun.
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Oh!
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I know pain, I know dread
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Look, his eyes
have turned to lead
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The tears don't stop the fire
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It's killin' time
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Liam's team.
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See your eyes got nothin' left
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Kiss me, I am the cobra
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It's killin' time
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Oh, oh, let me live
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Oh, let me die
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music warps, stops
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light music
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- Take that, motherfucker.
- Stop shooting all my guys.
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Part of the game, douche bag.
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- Fuck you.
- Uh-uh.
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You're done, you're done,
you're done!
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- Yes! Uhh!
- God... damn it!
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Victory, bitch.
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- You know what that means?
- Ohh...
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That means you owe me
another blow job.
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah
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Hey
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When I'm feelin' myself
I move like this
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When you feelin' yourself,
then move like this
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- Hello, boys.
- Now do it
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When I'm feelin' myself
I move like this
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If you feelin' yourself
then move like this
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Now do it, just do it
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Yeah
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vocalizing
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And I'm bottom now, too,
if you wanna switch things up?
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I wanted to fuck a guy
in the ass,
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I woulda stayed in prison.
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Get the lube, bitch!
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Move
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Move
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Move
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Mickey... I'm exhausted.
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- Uh-huh. I don't care.
- We been at this all night.
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And now we're gonna
be at it all morning.
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Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth nob job
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- I've given you.
- Six, bitch.
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Come on, get your
cum dumpster down here.
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All right, fine.
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But after this, you're getting
dressed and showered,
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and we're gonna be
productive, okay?
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Oh, don't you worry.
I'm about to be very,
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- very productive.
- Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh!
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Ah...
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mmm...
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Oh... shit.
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You can't stop mid-gobble.
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Yeah, sorry, I got a text.
Ned died.
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The fuck is Ned?
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Well, nice to meet you, Ian.
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So you drove
all the way to the South Side
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- for chips?
- Well, a bag of chips
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and, uh, ginger snap,
I'm hoping.
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Make that body work
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Oh, come on, Ian,
now, don't be rude.
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Invite your boyfriend
back to my place.
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I mean, the more
the merrier, right?
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- What'd you call me?
- What?
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What the fuck did you call me?
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I need somebody to rob my house,
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and I'm hoping you could help.
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Make that body work
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- Hey, fucker!
- Fuck!
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No fucking way!
- It is the toughest
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badass fag beater
this side of the Chicago River.
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Fuck off!
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Oh... right.
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Yeah, I don't give
two shits, man.
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Finish up slurpy.
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Not in the mood anymore.
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What?
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You fuckin' serious?
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Rock music
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You really this upset over
some wrinkled old fag dying?
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Yeah, kinda.
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Why?
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I guess everyone I've been with
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gets a little piece of my heart.
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Wait... everyone?
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Funky rock
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I was hoping to get
my hands on your hose.
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- Take what I want - All right.
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My muffin top is delicious.
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You want the bottom half?
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You did not order a muffin
just to make that joke.
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I should probably shut it off,
but then I'd miss the part
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where you take it up the ass
from a teenage boy.
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- Just do it - Jesus.
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We can have a nice time
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- Gonna be a long night?
- Oh, yeah.
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Billy Elliot, cornholing
the father of my children.
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You ever pitch?
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Usually, but...
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I'm open,
depending on what you're into.
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Where are we doin' this?
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Follow me.
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You can go and make it happen
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What's our safe word
if we wanna stop?
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Ow, motherfucker?
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Must be big, judging from
the grimace on your face.
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Oh. Perfect.
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Yeah.
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J City playin' around
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These rappers sayin' when ya
around I'ma take him down
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He get aggressive
when they put me in the ring
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I don't wait to take the crown
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Come on, G.I., pound me
like an Iraqi solider!
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Okay, you need to shut
the fuck up.
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I'm winnin', I'm winnin',
I'm winnin', I'm winnin'
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I'm winnin', I'm winnin',
I'm winnin', I'm winnin'
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Admit it, I'll get it,
ain't get enough
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Yep.
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Rap music
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Okay, maybe not everybody.
You don't feel the same way?
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Hey, you wanna bang?
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Do I look busy?
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Rock music
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Oh, at least
you finally got hard.
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Yo, Angie.
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- Yeah?
- You wanna fuck?
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Sure.
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We're gonna have sex
whenever I feel like it.
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Obviously, I'll be the top
since you're...
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pretty much a chick,
but you are gonna have to
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stick something up my ass
every once in a while,
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or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
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Get up, this is the price
that you pay
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- What the fuck?
- You like the penis, yes?
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Not when there's tits
directly above it.
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You want it up
in your poo place?
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No, I don... I want you
to fuckin'...
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I want you to put it away.
Can you put that away?
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Put that fucking thing
away, please.
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No, I don't.
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You know what, fuck you.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck are you doin'?
What the fuck do you want?
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Fuck off.
The fuck are you lookin' at?
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Tell fuckhead this is not over.
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Fuck off. Fuck's sake.
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Yeah, tell him to go
fuck himself.
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Fuck you want?
Not my fuckin' problem.
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Shut the fuck up.
Fuck do I care?
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Who the fuck knows
if it's even mine?
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What the fuck kinda name
is that?
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That a fuckin' gay joke?
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Hey, if anybody's
got something to say,
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fuckin' say it.
Shut the fuck up.
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Fuck you!
Didn't know she had a piano.
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What the fuck?
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Are you outta your fuckin' mind?
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The front door's
plenty wide enough
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for you to walk the fuck out.
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Oh! Fuck! Fuckin' A.
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The fuck you lookin' at? Pi.
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The fuck you chasin' my bus for?
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'Cause I need you to go buy
me a fuckin' Orange Julius.
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I thought I told you
to shut the fuck up!
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You fuckin' bitch fucker!
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Hey, fuck you, fuck you,
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- and especially fuck you.
- All right.
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I'm sorry if I hurt
your feelings.
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No problem.
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Excuse me for thinking
I had your whole heart.
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You do. The vast majority of it.
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Vast major... What...
How much is that exactly?
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I don't know.
Eighty-seven percent.
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Eighty-seven percent.
Not enough.
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- You're being sensitive.
- Maybe.
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And you're bein' soft.
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Yeah, well,
it's kinda hard not to...
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Cooped up in here
with you all these months,
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having to blow you
every two seconds.
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You know, you don't like it,
you can leave.
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Yeah. Maybe I will.
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Of course you will.
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That's your whole fuckin' M.O.
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Is not.
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Is too.
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Well, I'm leavin' town.
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There a queer rights rally
somewhere?
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We're done.
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Fuck are you talkin' about?
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I don't need to be fixed,
okay? I'm me!
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This is it.
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This is you breakin' up with me.
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Let's go.
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I can't.
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How 'bout like a...
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temporary separation?
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Wait. Are you dumpin' me?
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I need some air.
This whole quarantine thing's
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- getting to me.
- No, no, you don't get to
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fuckin' leave again. I'm goin'.
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Where the fuck are you goin'?
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- Away from you.
- Oh, yeah?
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What are you gonna do,
some thug shit
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like you always do?
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On the floor, motherfuckers!
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Hey, Officer.
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Oink, oink.
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Yo, brown ass!
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- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit is right.
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Come here.
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And curry says what?
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This is his errand?
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Do I tell you how to do
EMT shit?
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Leave the goddamn stealing
to the experts.
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We just tell 'em we'll pay 'em,
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and if they complain about it,
we'll beat the shit outta 'em.
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You were right.
We gotta kill her.
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Adiós, motherfucker!
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Hey, Sanchez.
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- Oh, no.
- Time to pay up.
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Fuckin' right,
you keep your mouth shut.
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You say that again, I'll rip
your tongue outta your head.
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You two can put that back,
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or I can crack your skulls
on the pavement.
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- You want this in cash?
- No, we want you to pick out
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fuckin' stocks for us.
Move your ass.
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Cut his hands off,
pull his teeth,
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he can't even be identified.
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Hey, you get the gun,
I'll go get the saw.
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We can bury that piece of shit
in pieces down by the river.
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- How much do we charge?
- 50 bucks.
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- Girls get 17.
- 17?
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Yeah. And we learned
a valuable lesson.
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Anyone can jerk a cock.
I jerk mine, he jerks his.
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Learn a unique skill,
or shut the fuck up.
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No one knows
what the fuck you're sayin'.
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I say we put battery
leads on her nipples
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and light her up like
a fucking Christmas tree.
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Aah!
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And you're bouncing
off the walls...
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I came out for you,
you piece of shit.
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Aah!
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- I got him.
- Let me go, douche bag.
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- Come on!
- Okay, drop him
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- out the window.
- I'm on like the third floor.
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Yeah, let's see
if he bounces. Come on.
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Go Milkovich on him.
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Aah!
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You know what?
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Better than goin' off
and having another
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fuckin' bipolar episode.
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00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:03,327
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
259
00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:05,139
What do you think of gaming?
"World of Warcraft."
260
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,248
The business side of it.
Online multiplayer gaming
261
00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,542
is the future... I read
all about it in a magazine.
262
00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,002
Think you'd be any good at it?
263
00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:12,229
I went for a run this morning.
264
00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:13,713
I have a ton of energy. Oh!
265
00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:15,339
Check out this sunrise.
266
00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:17,359
- Look at that... it's crazy.
- Yeah, that's real nice.
267
00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:19,218
Must really clear your mind
watching a sunrise
268
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,053
after a long night
of gargling old man balls.
269
00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:22,763
Mm-hmm. Hey, how come none of us
270
00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:25,224
ever learned to play guitar...
or any instrument?
271
00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,268
I was thinking that maybe
we could pick up guitar
272
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,854
or-or piano, drums even,
just... it's...
273
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,856
Hi! Hi! Hey!
274
00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,065
The Army's on its way
275
00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:35,276
Count off the cadence
loud and strong
276
00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:37,778
Two, three, four,
wherever you go
277
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,030
You will always know
278
00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:41,741
That the Army
goes marching along
279
00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:43,576
Oh, my name's Ian. I don't know
280
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:45,620
if I'm up or down or up or down!
281
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,496
Don't mind me
while I just go off,
282
00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:50,958
acting like a crazy-ass loon!
283
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:55,379
Good morning, Illinois!
284
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,757
Hey, why you crying?
285
00:11:57,798 --> 00:11:59,592
You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away.
286
00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:00,635
Heavy metal diaper!
287
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,778
Yeah!
288
00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:05,514
No food... we go now.
We hunt like men!
289
00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:07,558
Up, up, and away!
290
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,561
You're gonna love Florida, man!
291
00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:12,146
Pools in every fucking backyard.
292
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:13,940
Every backyard!
Can you imagine that?
293
00:12:13,981 --> 00:12:15,125
Ah, shit, I should watch
my language.
294
00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:17,485
Aw, shit! Fuck! I said shit!
295
00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:18,653
Ha ha. You feel that?
296
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,029
That feeling is all our problems
297
00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:22,448
just disappearing right now.
Just...
298
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,242
Whoo!
299
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:26,494
The sunset's fuckin' beautiful!
300
00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:27,912
Ow, ow, oooh!
301
00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:29,247
Whoo!
302
00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:31,582
Hey, what are you doin'?
My baby!
303
00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:32,750
Tell me to calm down!
304
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,044
Who sent you? Jesus send you?
305
00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:36,629
Did Jesus send you
to take my baby?
306
00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:38,506
No.
307
00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:41,300
They wanna steal my baby!
They're trying to steal him!
308
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:46,305
Go away, go away! I-I'm sorry.
309
00:12:46,347 --> 00:12:49,308
I'm so sorry!
310
00:12:52,895 --> 00:12:54,021
Have a nice life.
311
00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:57,650
- Don't worry, I plan on it.
- I wish I never met you.
312
00:12:57,692 --> 00:12:59,652
Me either.
313
00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:04,490
I, Ian,
314
00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:06,575
take you, Mickey...
315
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:10,037
Lisa Prank's
"Perfect Love Song" plays
316
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,081
How do you know you love me?
317
00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:16,961
Yeah, please proceed.
318
00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:20,256
I guess that, uh,
319
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,591
makes us all done here, huh?
320
00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:28,681
For a moment, I pretend I'm home
321
00:13:28,723 --> 00:13:30,349
Fuck you, Gallagher.
322
00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:34,103
If I lay still enough
323
00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:36,856
I'm gettin' some new IDs, some
cash and heading to Mexico.
324
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:39,066
Feels like we're in love
325
00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:42,862
Gallagher's spelled with two Ls.
326
00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:45,614
No, it's fuckin' not.
327
00:13:47,742 --> 00:13:52,079
This isn't my first rodeo
328
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:56,959
By now I know
329
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:03,841
Nobody wants to take it slow
330
00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,636
And you don't wanna be in love
331
00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:08,888
- Stubborn...
- Leave me alone!
332
00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:10,556
Be in love
333
00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:12,433
You don't wanna be in love
334
00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:15,311
Means you don't wanna be in love
335
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:19,565
I just want everybody
here to know I'm fuckin' gay.
336
00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:21,400
With me
337
00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,320
Comin' back?
338
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:27,198
Depends. Will you suck my dick
whenever I want?
339
00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,787
They say you stole a helicopter.
340
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,955
That's hilarious.
341
00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,916
Oh, is it?
342
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:40,836
And I hope I didn't say too much
343
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:47,176
You pay me compliments all night
344
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:51,097
I mean, look at Mickey marrying
some whore he knocked up.
345
00:14:51,138 --> 00:14:52,556
What?
346
00:14:55,518 --> 00:14:57,978
How do you know if a guy
you've been hanging out with
347
00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,230
likes you?
348
00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:05,528
But, seriously,
this does nothing for you?
349
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,030
Eh...
350
00:15:08,072 --> 00:15:09,907
- Still gay.
- Still gay.
351
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,327
You ready to go again,
or you, uh,
352
00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:15,079
you need some time, firecrotch?
353
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,251
Take your hand off the glass.
354
00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:24,088
I don't wanna be in love
355
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:27,925
I don't wanna be in love
means I don't wanna be
356
00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,260
In love
357
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:34,098
With you
358
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,646
Ian Gallagher!
359
00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:07,131
You want kids?
360
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,008
Hell, no.
With your mental problems
361
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:11,594
and my family's comfort
with committing homicides?
362
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:15,931
I wouldn't mind a kid
or two, though.
363
00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,433
Well, there's plenty of strays
364
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,934
wandering around
the neighborhood.
365
00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:21,312
I'm sure we can pick one up
for cheap.
366
00:16:24,106 --> 00:16:27,067
Wow. You're an ugly
motherfucker.
367
00:16:27,109 --> 00:16:29,320
Well, at least I don't
have to hide in a coffin
368
00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:31,655
till the sun goes down.
369
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,161
Ready to do this, Milkovich?
370
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:40,831
Damn straight, Gallagher.
371
00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:51,091
Stupid... Gallagher.
372
00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:58,891
Hey, dipshits, don't leave
your shit layin' around
373
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,726
for someone to steal.
374
00:17:00,768 --> 00:17:01,477
Morons.
375
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:05,439
Who the fuck wears those
man-purses anyway?
376
00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:50,651
Time's up, lovebirds.
377
00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:52,361
Get up.
378
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:56,198
That means get the fuck up.
It's my turn.
379
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,286
Stupid Milkovich.
380
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,632
Come on, motherf... fuck!
381
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,898
Cayucas' "Yeah Yeah Yeah" plays
382
00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:46,832
Eastside style
with a westside smile
383
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:50,461
I'm gonna push away
the Palisades
384
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:53,547
Whoa, that's different
but it's cool
385
00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:56,050
Different, hear the timbre
386
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,969
Rattle of the rattlesnake
387
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:03,432
And we were hanging
underneath the bleachers
388
00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:07,519
In my army-green
colored cargo shorts
389
00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:09,563
I stopped and stuttered
390
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:12,066
Turned around and muttered
391
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,110
"Damn, I guess I'm a dork"
392
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,945
Ah
393
00:19:16,987 --> 00:19:19,031
Yeah yeah yeah
394
00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:21,367
Yeah yeah yeah
395
00:19:21,408 --> 00:19:23,994
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
396
00:19:24,036 --> 00:19:27,498
Catch me by the bluffs
when the sun goes down
397
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,918
A buzzing barfly in Silver Lake
398
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,629
Feels like summer in September
399
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,881
'Neath the eucalyptus
400
00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:39,385
And the versus
with the shake, shake
401
00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:43,472
And we were hanging
underneath the bleachers
402
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:48,185
In my army-green
colored cargo shorts
403
00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:50,562
I stopped and stuttered
404
00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:52,690
Turned around and muttered
405
00:19:52,731 --> 00:19:55,984
"Damn, I guess I'm a dork"
406
00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:57,945
Ah
407
00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,405
Yeah yeah yeah
408
00:19:59,446 --> 00:20:01,490
Yeah yeah yeah
409
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:03,617
Yeah yeah yeah
410
00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:05,994
Yeah yeah yeah
411
00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:07,788
Yeah yeah yeah
412
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,498
Yeah yeah yeah
413
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,709
Yeah yeah yeah
414
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,294
Yeah yeah yeah
415
00:20:25,514 --> 00:20:29,017
Ooh
416
00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:31,019
I'm feelin' mellow
417
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,980
You're feelin' mellow
418
00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:36,900
We're feelin' mellow
yellow in the parking lot
419
00:20:36,942 --> 00:20:38,444
Uh-huh, I'm feelin' mellow
420
00:20:38,485 --> 00:20:41,613
You're feelin' mellow
421
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:45,159
We're feelin' yellow
mellow in the parking lot
422
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,704
Ah, yeah yeah yeah
423
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,622
Yeah yeah yeah
424
00:20:50,664 --> 00:20:53,000
Yeah yeah yeah
425
00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,501
Yeah yeah yeah
426
00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:57,004
Yeah yeah yeah
427
00:20:57,045 --> 00:20:58,839
Yeah yeah yeah
428
00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,799
Yeah yeah yeah
429
00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:04,136
Yeah yeah yeah,
I'm feelin' mellow
430
00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:05,721
You're feelin' mellow
431
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:09,516
We're feelin' mellow
yellow in the...
432
00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:11,560
You softy.
433
00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:14,563
I'm sensitive. You're soft.
434
00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:17,816
- Remember?
- Oh. Right.
435
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:21,570
So...
436
00:21:21,612 --> 00:21:23,697
how'd your bipolar tirade go?
437
00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:25,741
Oh, so crazy. Thanks for asking.
438
00:21:25,783 --> 00:21:27,576
How did your stealing shit go?
439
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:31,288
Great. I have so much
more stuff now.
440
00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:34,768
Sometimes we really suck at
this relationship stuff, huh?
441
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,502
It's 'cause you're an asshole.
442
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:38,837
Takes one to know one, bitch.
443
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,511
We're good at it
sometimes, though.
444
00:21:45,552 --> 00:21:48,555
We work well together.
445
00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:50,724
- Hey, where the hell you been?
- Jesus.
446
00:21:50,766 --> 00:21:53,143
I went to your house.
You weren't there.
447
00:21:53,185 --> 00:21:54,686
My shift's starting.
448
00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:55,979
Look, you got any money on you?
449
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:57,189
Two bucks. Why?
450
00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:59,316
I need more than that.
451
00:21:59,358 --> 00:22:01,276
- What for?
- My bitch of a wife
452
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:02,945
thinks I owe her something.
453
00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:05,697
Like I'm the only guy ever
dropped a fuckin' load in her.
454
00:22:05,739 --> 00:22:07,950
Boys? Ride around the block?
455
00:22:07,991 --> 00:22:11,161
We look like a couple fags
for sale to you?
456
00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:12,996
Yes.
457
00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:15,624
Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch.
You ain't window-shoppin'!
458
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:18,544
You're in Boystown outside
a bar called The Fairy Tale.
459
00:22:18,585 --> 00:22:20,879
Why don't you fuck off
'fore I give you a broken spine
460
00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:22,881
to go along
with that limp wrist?
461
00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:25,133
Yeah, get goin',
you fuckin' fruit!
462
00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:29,739
Thinks he can buy
whatever he wants
463
00:22:29,763 --> 00:22:32,391
'cause he's got fuckin'
Rolex and an S-class.
464
00:22:32,432 --> 00:22:34,268
That shit happen to you a lot?
465
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,436
Every night.
466
00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:38,313
From rich dudes?
467
00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:40,899
- Gotta get to work.
- Hey, hey, hold on!
468
00:22:40,941 --> 00:22:43,610
Tell your boss you're goin'
home sick tonight.
469
00:22:43,652 --> 00:22:44,945
Sick?
470
00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:48,031
Yeah, whatever.
Tell him you got AIDS.
471
00:22:56,748 --> 00:22:58,250
Got a room upstairs.
472
00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:00,335
You don't beat around the bush.
473
00:23:00,377 --> 00:23:02,421
I know what I want.
474
00:23:02,462 --> 00:23:03,463
Do you?
475
00:23:05,757 --> 00:23:07,551
You like it rough?
476
00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:10,304
Whatever you're into.
477
00:23:11,972 --> 00:23:13,682
Say cheese, motherfucker.
478
00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:16,143
What the hell? Oh... uhh!
479
00:23:16,184 --> 00:23:18,353
Hey, that's Bulgari.
That's like 200 bucks cash.
480
00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:19,622
- Nice watch, man.
- I'm calling
481
00:23:19,646 --> 00:23:21,374
- the fucking police.
- Yeah, you do that.
482
00:23:21,398 --> 00:23:22,625
What you think Claire
and little Eleanor
483
00:23:22,649 --> 00:23:23,734
would make of the photo
484
00:23:23,775 --> 00:23:24,860
- I just took?
- Who?
485
00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,004
Whatever
their fuckin' names are.
486
00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:27,863
Why don't we take
a little trip downstairs?
487
00:23:27,905 --> 00:23:29,990
- We can go to the ATM machine.
- If you're gonna
488
00:23:30,032 --> 00:23:31,867
take my money,
least you can do is have
489
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:34,369
- the twink suck me off.
- That what you think he is?
490
00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:36,538
- Some twink?
- He gave me blue balls.
491
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,665
Oh!
492
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,628
Now they're black
and blue balls.
493
00:23:42,669 --> 00:23:44,796
Yeah.
494
00:23:44,838 --> 00:23:46,632
But we fight a lot, man.
495
00:23:46,673 --> 00:23:47,716
It's how we started.
496
00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,760
Started?
That shit still happens.
497
00:23:49,801 --> 00:23:51,553
Well, it's all I know.
498
00:23:51,595 --> 00:23:54,306
I didn't exactly have
the best parental role models
499
00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:56,850
with Frank and Monica.
500
00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:59,436
There you are. It's you.
501
00:23:59,478 --> 00:24:01,521
- Hi, Mom.
- I almost didn't get in
502
00:24:01,563 --> 00:24:03,482
'cause my license is expired.
503
00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:06,068
They thought I was
a Muslim spy or something.
504
00:24:06,109 --> 00:24:09,905
Hey! Oh, enjoy your big,
empty, lonely SUV,
505
00:24:09,947 --> 00:24:12,824
you motherfucking
yuppie piece of shit!
506
00:24:12,866 --> 00:24:14,910
Don't worry.
We'll get another one.
507
00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:17,454
Oh, yes! Ian, come on, come on.
508
00:24:17,496 --> 00:24:20,165
Anywhere south of here is great.
509
00:24:20,207 --> 00:24:21,750
Oh, a dog!
510
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,877
Oh, I want a dog!
511
00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:26,380
Mm. Get warm with the dog.
512
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,173
Bye, Bill!
513
00:24:28,215 --> 00:24:29,466
Thanks!
514
00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:32,803
- I don't have any money.
- No worries... I got money.
515
00:24:32,844 --> 00:24:34,262
Go in and get us a table.
516
00:24:34,304 --> 00:24:36,223
Yeah, go on in!
517
00:24:36,264 --> 00:24:37,683
Really, go on, go on.
518
00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:39,643
What were you
doing with that... trucker
519
00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:42,437
- to get money?
- I sold him something.
520
00:24:42,479 --> 00:24:44,481
- What?
- Nothing very important.
521
00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:47,150
And it got us a lot of
great food, right?
522
00:24:47,192 --> 00:24:48,652
What?
523
00:24:48,694 --> 00:24:51,279
You're a beautiful,
beautiful man.
524
00:24:51,321 --> 00:24:54,032
I did fucking good making you.
525
00:24:54,074 --> 00:24:56,535
- Aw, I missed you!
- Who's this?
526
00:24:56,576 --> 00:25:00,122
This is my son.
This is my son, Ian.
527
00:25:00,163 --> 00:25:01,665
Hey.
528
00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:02,916
Yeah.
529
00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,210
- Are you selling meth?
- What?
530
00:25:05,252 --> 00:25:06,420
I found some in your bag.
531
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,838
You're going through my stuff?
532
00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:09,339
Is that how you got that money?
533
00:25:09,381 --> 00:25:10,924
Then what's he doing out here?
534
00:25:10,966 --> 00:25:13,260
- Is he cooking out here?
- He takes care of me,
535
00:25:13,301 --> 00:25:14,636
and I take care of him.
536
00:25:14,678 --> 00:25:15,929
And I'm happy!
537
00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:18,056
Hey, what the fuck
is going on out here?
538
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:19,933
- We're just talking.
- Shut the fuck up.
539
00:25:19,975 --> 00:25:21,518
- I'm trying to sleep.
- Okay, we will.
540
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,704
- Jesus.
- The fuck you say?
541
00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:25,105
Jesus. I said fucking Jesus!
542
00:25:25,147 --> 00:25:26,815
Don't eye fuck me, motherfucker.
543
00:25:26,857 --> 00:25:28,567
Did I make you hear me, asshole?
544
00:25:28,608 --> 00:25:30,610
- Fuck you.
- Get the fuck outta here.
545
00:25:30,652 --> 00:25:32,696
- Back off.
- No, no, no, he's just tired.
546
00:25:32,738 --> 00:25:34,573
He's under a lotta stress
now, okay?
547
00:25:34,614 --> 00:25:37,242
His name is Walter,
and he's very handsome.
548
00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:38,618
And I'm finally happy.
549
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,746
I hitched a ride
with a tractor salesman.
550
00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:43,373
People like us, we can be happy.
551
00:25:43,415 --> 00:25:44,708
I love you.
552
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,877
We're gonna be okay.
553
00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:50,213
I'd love a dog, you know?
554
00:25:50,255 --> 00:25:54,968
Yeah, like Terry was
a fuckin' dream parent?
555
00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:57,179
Hey, my dad took my brothers
on a run outta town
556
00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,723
for a couple days,
so you wanna ditch that dump
557
00:25:59,765 --> 00:26:01,475
and crash at my place, you can.
558
00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:02,827
Was I just invited
to a sleepover?
559
00:26:02,851 --> 00:26:04,728
Fuck you is what you
were invited to.
560
00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,489
Fuck! Shit!
561
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:18,533
What the fuck?
562
00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:20,577
D-Dad, hold on, hold on.
563
00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:23,830
- Mandy wasn't enough for you?
- Dad, hold on!
564
00:26:23,872 --> 00:26:25,749
You sick piece of shit!
565
00:26:25,791 --> 00:26:27,375
Huh? Huh?
566
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,628
Get the fuck off of him!
567
00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:32,672
Tense music
568
00:26:35,717 --> 00:26:36,968
No son of mine
569
00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:39,596
it's gonna be a goddamn
AIDS monkey!
570
00:26:40,764 --> 00:26:42,599
Sit your ass down.
571
00:26:42,641 --> 00:26:44,726
Fuckin' ass digger!
572
00:26:44,768 --> 00:26:47,896
Tense music continues
573
00:26:57,531 --> 00:27:01,451
It's Terry.
Send over the Russian.
574
00:27:07,749 --> 00:27:10,502
She's gonna fuck
the faggot outta you, kid.
575
00:27:10,544 --> 00:27:12,963
Ride him till he likes it.
576
00:27:13,004 --> 00:27:15,215
And you're goddamn gonna watch.
577
00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:28,603
In a way, Frank is worse.
578
00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:31,398
Terry is worse
in every possible way.
579
00:27:31,439 --> 00:27:32,899
- Frank.
- Terry.
580
00:27:32,941 --> 00:27:35,110
Are we gonna fight
about this too?
581
00:27:35,152 --> 00:27:37,070
No. I guess they're both
pieces of shit.
582
00:27:37,112 --> 00:27:38,738
Gallagher!
583
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,491
I paid you! I paid you, Terry!
584
00:27:44,828 --> 00:27:46,246
What the fuck, Milkovich?
585
00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:48,248
Get the fuck off me,
you crazy bitch!
586
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:50,584
- This ain't about you!
- Frank, what the hell
587
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:53,044
- did you do?
- Why's it always my fault?
588
00:27:54,129 --> 00:27:56,214
Would somebody...
589
00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:58,842
Hey... is that my shirt?
590
00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:00,927
Yeah.
591
00:28:00,969 --> 00:28:03,013
I'm just asking.
592
00:28:03,555 --> 00:28:05,807
- Whoa!
- Jesus!
593
00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:08,518
Whoa!
594
00:28:09,895 --> 00:28:13,440
Mickey! I know you're
in there, you fuckin' homo!
595
00:28:13,481 --> 00:28:16,109
Hey, Mick, you faggy faggot!
596
00:28:16,151 --> 00:28:18,820
I got a little conversion
therapy for you.
597
00:28:18,862 --> 00:28:21,114
- You suck a dick, you die.
- Would you shut the fuck up?
598
00:28:21,156 --> 00:28:23,074
You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
599
00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:24,868
Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
600
00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:26,828
Just want you to know,
you marry a man,
601
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:28,496
I'ma put a fuckin'
bullet in your head...
602
00:28:28,538 --> 00:28:29,456
Simple as that.
603
00:28:29,497 --> 00:28:30,957
Let go of the door before I...
604
00:28:30,999 --> 00:28:32,834
I'm not gonna let go of the door
605
00:28:32,876 --> 00:28:34,377
until you let go of the door.
606
00:28:34,419 --> 00:28:36,647
- Get the pepper spray.
- Aw, come... would you...
607
00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:37,881
- Come on.
- One more, Frank.
608
00:28:37,923 --> 00:28:38,965
I'm gonna count to three.
609
00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:40,383
- One...
- Hey, Liam,
610
00:28:40,425 --> 00:28:42,594
would you get me a blanket?
Get me a blanket.
611
00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:43,946
And some of that bacon. Get me...
612
00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:47,098
Ah, fuck, what happened
to three?
613
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:49,059
Look at the little shit.
614
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,186
Oh, my, my, my.
615
00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:54,940
Oh, he's a cute little fucker!
616
00:28:54,981 --> 00:28:56,608
Oh, no, those are mine.
617
00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:57,776
Come on, let him go.
618
00:28:57,817 --> 00:28:58,860
No, put it back!
619
00:28:58,902 --> 00:29:00,737
Are you fucking kidding me?
620
00:29:00,779 --> 00:29:02,447
- Hey!
- Get off!
621
00:29:02,489 --> 00:29:04,950
- Hey, stop that!
- Are you kidding me?
622
00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:07,244
- Aah!
- Fucking stop it!
623
00:29:07,285 --> 00:29:09,579
Knock it off!
624
00:29:10,956 --> 00:29:12,749
Get away from him!
625
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:17,671
God damn it! Ohh!
626
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,048
Fuckin' candy-ass
motherfuckin' pussy!
627
00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,342
Get these goddamn cuffs off.
I'll kick your fuckin' ass.
628
00:29:22,384 --> 00:29:24,386
You and your goddamn
faggoty boyfriend!
629
00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:26,972
You peckerneck bastards,
you rotten motherfuckers!
630
00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:28,139
You pig-ass pieces of shit!
631
00:29:28,181 --> 00:29:30,600
Give me the goddamn meth!
632
00:29:30,642 --> 00:29:32,018
Or what?
633
00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:36,606
Hey, get...
634
00:29:36,648 --> 00:29:39,609
Aah!
635
00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:42,654
Fuck you!
636
00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:43,696
No!
637
00:29:49,577 --> 00:29:50,954
Uhhhh!
638
00:29:53,373 --> 00:29:54,416
Aah!
639
00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:58,420
I'll fucking kill you,
you son of a bitch!
640
00:29:58,461 --> 00:29:59,629
Ohh!
641
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,884
Ohh... God!
642
00:30:04,926 --> 00:30:06,636
You fucker!
643
00:30:11,391 --> 00:30:13,184
Don't need no cops, Terry.
644
00:30:13,226 --> 00:30:14,602
Don't need no cops.
645
00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:18,732
Come on! Uhh!
646
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:20,317
Fuckin' faggot!
647
00:30:20,358 --> 00:30:22,986
Get outta my house,
you pole-smokin' queer!
648
00:30:23,028 --> 00:30:24,487
Fuck you! Don't worry about it.
649
00:30:24,529 --> 00:30:27,991
I been stayin' at Ian's since
you been in the can, bitch.
650
00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,218
Guess what we been doin', Daddy?
651
00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:30,452
We've been fucking!
652
00:30:30,493 --> 00:30:32,662
- Oh, let me go!
- I take it!
653
00:30:32,704 --> 00:30:34,456
He gives it to me good and hard,
654
00:30:34,497 --> 00:30:36,249
- and I fuckin' like it!
- Let me go!
655
00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:38,293
- Let me go!
- Calm down, Terry!
656
00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:40,545
Fuck you! I fuckin' take it!
657
00:30:40,587 --> 00:30:42,881
- I fuckin' love it!
- Get him outta here.
658
00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:44,257
- Fuck you!
- I'm gonna
659
00:30:44,299 --> 00:30:45,443
cut your balls in little pieces
660
00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:47,177
and shove 'em up your
ass so far,
661
00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:49,137
you'll grow ball trees,
you fuck!
662
00:30:49,179 --> 00:30:51,890
- You... uhh!
- What is your problem, Terry?
663
00:30:51,931 --> 00:30:53,975
You been out for four hours.
664
00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:56,770
Faggots! Faggots!
665
00:30:56,811 --> 00:30:58,813
End chords
666
00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:03,777
Yeah, we're doomed.
667
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:06,738
Guess we have daddy issues.
668
00:31:08,198 --> 00:31:10,075
What if we learned
how to do things
669
00:31:10,116 --> 00:31:13,119
like a normal couple?
670
00:31:13,161 --> 00:31:14,829
Okay. Like what?
671
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:17,499
Like fuckin'...
672
00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:23,046
light music
673
00:31:33,473 --> 00:31:34,432
Eh...
674
00:31:34,474 --> 00:31:37,811
Okay, uh, count of three,
first thing that comes to mind,
675
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:39,413
something normal
that we could do together.
676
00:31:39,437 --> 00:31:41,648
- Yeah, okay.
- One, two, three.
677
00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:42,565
Funnel beer
678
00:31:42,607 --> 00:31:44,126
- through our assholes
- Take a bath together.
679
00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:45,150
- Huh?
- What?
680
00:31:51,199 --> 00:31:53,159
This is gay.
681
00:31:53,201 --> 00:31:54,661
We're gay.
682
00:31:54,702 --> 00:31:56,996
I don't think I'm this gay.
683
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:00,917
No. I'm not this gay.
684
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,920
Can we just do one
romantic thing together?
685
00:32:03,962 --> 00:32:05,439
I don't know what
you want from me, all right?
686
00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:09,384
I'm not into frilly
fuckin' smelly shit.
687
00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:11,428
Jesus Christ, you want us
to put a blanket out
688
00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:13,555
and look
for shooting stars next?
689
00:32:13,596 --> 00:32:15,390
Liking what I like
don't make me a bitch.
690
00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:17,684
Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear
a fuckin' dress or anything.
691
00:32:17,725 --> 00:32:19,185
Douche bags.
692
00:32:19,227 --> 00:32:22,272
Make way. I call crapper.
693
00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:23,440
Shove over, faggots.
694
00:32:23,481 --> 00:32:25,042
The cops decided
to make the streets safe
695
00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:27,235
for strollers and yoga mats
again, fuck you very much.
696
00:32:27,277 --> 00:32:28,546
You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
697
00:32:28,570 --> 00:32:30,238
I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah, sure.
698
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,508
Got nothing better to do than
watch a bunch of pruny queens
699
00:32:32,532 --> 00:32:34,051
slap their sacks against
your ass cheeks.
700
00:32:34,075 --> 00:32:36,303
Thirteen years old,
she's bringing a shiv to class.
701
00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:37,871
Man, I miss high school.
702
00:32:39,038 --> 00:32:40,498
Motherfucker...
703
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,002
Hey... ah, found it.
704
00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:45,521
- We don't believe...
- Finishing sentences, Grandma?
705
00:32:45,545 --> 00:32:47,046
- Mickey.
- That what you don't
706
00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:48,047
believe in?
707
00:32:48,089 --> 00:32:49,233
Why'd you climb through
the window?
708
00:32:49,257 --> 00:32:51,092
Bunch of fuckin' Mexicans
out front.
709
00:32:51,134 --> 00:32:53,178
I'm fuckin' busy,
Peppermint Patty.
710
00:32:53,219 --> 00:32:55,305
Go whine to someone
who gives a shit.
711
00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:57,724
- You can't let hate win.
- Wake up little Mary Sunshine.
712
00:32:57,765 --> 00:32:58,975
Hate always wins.
713
00:32:59,017 --> 00:33:00,185
I fucked Angie.
714
00:33:00,226 --> 00:33:01,352
Everybody fucks Angie.
715
00:33:01,394 --> 00:33:02,896
You don't fuck Angie?
716
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,397
- No.
- Wanna fuck Angie?
717
00:33:04,439 --> 00:33:05,982
I could call her,
get her down here.
718
00:33:06,024 --> 00:33:07,793
- Can you take baby to funeral?
- No, it's illegal
719
00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:08,902
in this country.
720
00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:10,361
Oh... that fat fuck?
721
00:33:10,403 --> 00:33:13,114
He'd give a shit, believe me.
All he's thinking about
722
00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:14,592
is whether to have extra
helpings of kielbasa
723
00:33:14,616 --> 00:33:16,159
or pierogi at his mom's tonight.
724
00:33:18,119 --> 00:33:20,163
I don't know what
you're fucking saying!
725
00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:21,932
Oh, my God!
726
00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:23,374
I don't know what that means!
727
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:25,084
Look, don't worry,
we'll get a dick in
728
00:33:25,126 --> 00:33:26,377
as soon as we can.
729
00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:28,296
Yes, I wanna help. I wanna help
730
00:33:28,338 --> 00:33:29,607
by shoving a shotgun
down my dad's throat
731
00:33:29,631 --> 00:33:31,775
and watching his spinal cord
burst out his fuckin' back
732
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:33,051
all over his kitchen wall!
733
00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:36,095
Rock music
734
00:33:38,765 --> 00:33:40,934
Okay, you need to push
the fuck back, nutjob.
735
00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,852
Eat my cornhole, cocks!
736
00:33:42,894 --> 00:33:44,038
I gotta do this with you again?
737
00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:45,730
It's not a fucking
Antiques Roadshow.
738
00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:47,458
You get on the whole thing
or nothing at all.
739
00:33:47,482 --> 00:33:49,460
Think I'm gonna stand
around here selling each piece
740
00:33:49,484 --> 00:33:51,045
for 5 bucks like
it's a fuckin' yard sale?
741
00:33:51,069 --> 00:33:52,529
- We're thirsty.
- Good thing
742
00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,405
there's a sink
in the fuckin' bathroom, huh?
743
00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,115
Get the fuck outta here.
744
00:33:56,157 --> 00:33:57,992
Get outta here!
745
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,055
And learn how to run
like a dude!
746
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:04,958
That is the dirtiest
white boy in America.
747
00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:07,043
Jesus Christ!
748
00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:10,129
You fucking never wanna do
what I wanna do.
749
00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:12,274
Maybe that's 'cause you're
always trying to change me.
750
00:34:12,298 --> 00:34:14,092
Yeah, maybe some change
would be good for ya.
751
00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:17,095
Fuck you. Why don't you change?
752
00:34:17,136 --> 00:34:18,680
You're more fucked up than I am.
753
00:34:18,721 --> 00:34:21,432
Bullshit, you're the king
of fucked up.
754
00:34:21,474 --> 00:34:24,394
Rock music
755
00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:29,440
I'll head over by myself.
I'll be back in a couple hours.
756
00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:32,986
What, you don't want me to go?
757
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,280
Probably best if you don't,
tough guy.
758
00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:36,465
Watch me now, look at me goin'
759
00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:37,615
What the fuck, Ian?
760
00:34:37,657 --> 00:34:39,659
Sick of your whiny, pussy crap.
761
00:34:39,701 --> 00:34:41,786
You're so tough, come here!
762
00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:42,996
He's a shit-talking,
763
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,290
bitch-slapping piece of
South Side trash I fell for.
764
00:34:45,331 --> 00:34:47,083
Where is he?
The fuck is he, Mick?
765
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:49,377
Fuck you! Fuck me for
giving a shit, you prick.
766
00:34:49,419 --> 00:34:52,130
Hey, what the fuck, Gallagher?
767
00:34:52,171 --> 00:34:53,298
Oh, he speaks!
768
00:34:53,339 --> 00:34:54,692
You can give all the shits
you want,
769
00:34:54,716 --> 00:34:57,135
but the next time my dick
is limp from all the meds,
770
00:34:57,176 --> 00:34:59,178
don't go all, "Oh, it's okay.
Wah-wah."
771
00:34:59,220 --> 00:35:01,139
Just suck it harder, you faggot.
772
00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:02,348
Fuck you!
773
00:35:08,396 --> 00:35:09,606
You're gonna love it
774
00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:12,233
Hey, you wanna fag bash?
Make you feel like a man?
775
00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:14,152
Go ahead... do it!
776
00:35:15,612 --> 00:35:17,405
You're gonna love it
777
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,327
Get the fuck off!
778
00:35:24,329 --> 00:35:25,622
Got a premonition
779
00:35:25,663 --> 00:35:27,624
I'm ready for demolition
780
00:35:27,665 --> 00:35:29,584
Start it up, start it up
781
00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:31,669
I want my recognition
782
00:35:31,711 --> 00:35:35,048
You love me. And you're gay.
783
00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:36,674
Just admit it.
784
00:35:36,716 --> 00:35:39,135
You been waiting your whole life
785
00:35:39,177 --> 00:35:40,303
Suck a dick!
786
00:35:40,345 --> 00:35:43,348
For something this good
787
00:35:43,389 --> 00:35:45,350
I wanna know how you feel,
you know?
788
00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:47,560
Put me up in that limelight
789
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:50,605
Runnin' it like we should
790
00:35:50,647 --> 00:35:52,065
You're gonna love it
791
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:53,941
Just this once...
792
00:35:53,983 --> 00:35:56,861
fuckin' admit it.
793
00:35:56,903 --> 00:35:57,779
Feel like a man?
794
00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,072
Motherfucker!
795
00:35:59,113 --> 00:36:01,240
You're gonna love it
796
00:36:05,411 --> 00:36:07,789
You're gonna love it
797
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:12,502
Feel better now.
798
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:15,463
Percussive music
799
00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:17,548
Ha. Yeah.
800
00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:20,259
I don't do normal, Gallagher.
801
00:36:22,011 --> 00:36:24,180
I don't either.
802
00:36:30,019 --> 00:36:31,604
Ahh...
803
00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:34,399
Fuckin' love you.
804
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,317
I love you too.
805
00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:51,374
Upbeat rock music
806
00:37:00,675 --> 00:37:03,594
Why do you do
the silly things you do?
807
00:37:03,636 --> 00:37:06,013
Beats the hell out of me
808
00:37:06,055 --> 00:37:09,767
Why does it make me feel
the way I do?
809
00:37:09,809 --> 00:37:13,187
Got me weak in the knees
810
00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:16,065
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
811
00:37:16,107 --> 00:37:17,525
Don't want to talk about
812
00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,360
Ain't gonna talk about
813
00:37:19,402 --> 00:37:22,071
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
814
00:37:22,113 --> 00:37:23,531
Don't want to talk about
815
00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,366
Ain't gonna talk about
816
00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:27,076
I'm going insane
817
00:37:27,118 --> 00:37:31,205
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
818
00:37:31,247 --> 00:37:33,082
I'm out of my brain
819
00:37:33,124 --> 00:37:37,044
you got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
820
00:37:37,086 --> 00:37:38,921
I'm going insane
821
00:37:38,963 --> 00:37:43,384
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
822
00:37:43,426 --> 00:37:45,094
I can't explain
823
00:37:45,136 --> 00:37:48,598
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
824
00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:49,724
About you
825
00:37:49,766 --> 00:37:51,559
Whoo, ooh, ooh
826
00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:52,894
Whoo, ooh, ooh
827
00:37:52,935 --> 00:37:55,563
I knew you'd come. Come here.
828
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,398
Whoo, ooh, ooh
829
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,233
Whoo, ooh, ooh
830
00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:01,402
Whoo, ooh, ooh
831
00:38:01,444 --> 00:38:03,446
How do you keep me coming
back around?
832
00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:04,822
Gonna see you again?
833
00:38:04,864 --> 00:38:06,991
I'm on a tight, tight leash
834
00:38:07,033 --> 00:38:10,119
Why do you chew me up
and spit me out?
835
00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:12,705
C-c-c-catch and release
836
00:38:12,747 --> 00:38:15,500
I'm going insane
837
00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:19,587
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
838
00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:22,340
I'm out of my brain
839
00:38:22,381 --> 00:38:25,092
Come here.
840
00:38:25,134 --> 00:38:27,386
I'm going insane
841
00:38:27,428 --> 00:38:29,055
I'm going crazy, crazy...
842
00:38:31,641 --> 00:38:33,476
I can't explain
843
00:38:33,518 --> 00:38:37,021
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
844
00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:38,773
About you
845
00:38:38,815 --> 00:38:42,401
I rolled on the cartel I was
workin' for, and in exchange,
846
00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:45,571
guess who gets to pick
where he gets locked up?
847
00:38:45,613 --> 00:38:47,740
Holy fuck.
848
00:38:47,782 --> 00:38:52,119
Oh, hey, I got bottom, so...
849
00:38:52,161 --> 00:38:54,121
you're on top.
850
00:38:54,163 --> 00:38:55,790
I'm gonna talk about
851
00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:58,459
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
852
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:02,296
I wanna talk about
853
00:39:02,338 --> 00:39:03,673
I'm going insane
854
00:39:03,714 --> 00:39:07,802
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
855
00:39:07,844 --> 00:39:09,679
I'm out of my brain
856
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:13,641
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
857
00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,768
I'm going insane
858
00:39:15,810 --> 00:39:17,562
I'm going crazy, crazy...
859
00:39:17,603 --> 00:39:19,564
Come here.
860
00:39:19,605 --> 00:39:21,649
Whoo, ooh, ooh
861
00:39:21,691 --> 00:39:23,901
Whoo, ooh, ooh
862
00:39:23,943 --> 00:39:27,321
Isn't that cute?
Little domestic bitches?
863
00:39:27,363 --> 00:39:30,324
Mm. thank you.
864
00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:32,201
I'm gonna talk about
865
00:39:32,243 --> 00:39:34,704
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
866
00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:37,665
I wanna talk about,
I'm gonna talk about
867
00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:39,292
I wanna talk about...
868
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,127
I love you...
869
00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:44,088
Mickey Milkovich.
870
00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:47,717
More than anything.
871
00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:49,385
And if you'll let me,
872
00:39:49,427 --> 00:39:51,429
I-I'd like to spend
the rest of my life...
873
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:53,848
Jesus Christ, save the fuckin'
speech, you pussy.
874
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:55,558
I'm going insane
875
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,268
I'll marry you.
876
00:39:57,310 --> 00:39:59,478
Of course
I'll fucking marry you.
877
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,022
I can't explain
878
00:40:01,063 --> 00:40:04,442
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
879
00:40:04,483 --> 00:40:06,110
About you
880
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:11,782
I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian,
881
00:40:11,824 --> 00:40:14,577
to be my husband...
882
00:40:14,619 --> 00:40:16,746
to have and to hold,
883
00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:19,624
from this day forward,
884
00:40:19,665 --> 00:40:22,043
for better or worse,
885
00:40:22,084 --> 00:40:25,296
richer or poorer,
886
00:40:25,338 --> 00:40:29,175
sickness and in health,
887
00:40:29,216 --> 00:40:33,804
to love and to cherish you
888
00:40:33,846 --> 00:40:35,181
till death do us part.
889
00:40:35,222 --> 00:40:38,726
The field underneath the tree
890
00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:42,980
I, Ian, take you,
891
00:40:43,022 --> 00:40:44,315
Mickey,
892
00:40:44,357 --> 00:40:47,151
to be my husband...
893
00:40:47,193 --> 00:40:50,446
to have and to hold you
from this day forward,
894
00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:52,740
for better or for worse,
895
00:40:52,782 --> 00:40:55,326
richer or poorer,
896
00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:57,954
in sickness and in health.
897
00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:03,000
To love and to cherish you
till death do us part.
898
00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:06,003
Now that Mikhailo and Ian
899
00:41:06,045 --> 00:41:08,089
have given themselves
to each other
900
00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,590
with these vows
901
00:41:09,632 --> 00:41:11,801
and the giving
and receiving of rings,
902
00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:14,470
I now pronounce you
903
00:41:14,512 --> 00:41:17,515
husband and husband.
904
00:41:18,474 --> 00:41:21,310
- Now?
- Yes, now.
905
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:40,663
Indie rock music
906
00:41:42,665 --> 00:41:44,959
She pulled me closer
907
00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:47,503
Under the crying sky
908
00:41:47,545 --> 00:41:50,506
In greater New Orleans
909
00:41:50,548 --> 00:41:52,633
End of a lonely night
910
00:41:52,675 --> 00:41:55,553
And spirits watched
911
00:41:55,594 --> 00:41:57,888
I thought this was forever
912
00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,766
True crime, water into wine
913
00:42:00,808 --> 00:42:03,102
Woke up
with the wool over my eyes
914
00:42:03,144 --> 00:42:05,730
She said, "Love, tell
it to the judge"
915
00:42:05,771 --> 00:42:08,065
Truth frees,
but it's easier to lie
916
00:42:08,107 --> 00:42:12,403
You did me wrong,
but I played along
917
00:42:12,445 --> 00:42:14,530
And it's a
918
00:42:16,699 --> 00:42:19,452
It's a true crime
919
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:30,671
This is like the fourth time
920
00:42:30,713 --> 00:42:32,590
I've Stormy Danieled
your little Trump.
921
00:42:32,631 --> 00:42:34,675
Sixth. Come on... get your
cock pocket down there.
922
00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:36,218
Fuck.
I feel like a Russian brothel.
923
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,929
This is like the fourth time
I've gobbled your turkey neck.
924
00:42:38,971 --> 00:42:41,390
Sixth.
Get your cock pocket down here.
925
00:42:41,432 --> 00:42:43,601
Ugh. Happy Thanksgiving.
926
00:42:43,642 --> 00:42:44,935
Jesus Christ, this is like
927
00:42:44,977 --> 00:42:47,480
the fourth Showtime casting
couch I've given you.
928
00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:51,525
Jesus Christ, this is like
929
00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:52,919
the fourth sloppy toppy
I've given you.
930
00:42:52,943 --> 00:42:55,529
Sixth. Get your
Clay Aiken pie hole down here.
931
00:42:55,571 --> 00:42:57,174
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth time
932
00:42:57,198 --> 00:42:58,949
we've played
swallow the sausage.
933
00:42:58,991 --> 00:43:01,577
Sixth. Get your Mississippi
bird bath down here.
934
00:43:01,619 --> 00:43:03,055
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth time
935
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:04,830
I've eaten your
hot dog on a stick.
936
00:43:04,872 --> 00:43:06,999
Sixth. Get your Alabama
dog... dog whistle?
937
00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,727
- Alabama dog whistle?
- Dirt whistle.
938
00:43:08,751 --> 00:43:10,002
- Dirt whistle.
- Dirt whistle.
939
00:43:10,044 --> 00:43:11,170
Dog whistle. Dirt whistle.
940
00:43:11,212 --> 00:43:12,755
Dog whistle's something
different.
941
00:43:12,797 --> 00:43:15,508
Jesus Christ, this is
the fourth sausage swallower
942
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,884
- I've given you.
- Sixth.
943
00:43:16,926 --> 00:43:19,762
Get your Bulgarian
scuba mouth down here.
944
00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:22,598
Your, uh, Boston snowplow?
945
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,683
That's the only one
that I remember.
946
00:43:24,725 --> 00:43:27,353
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth shaft flashing
947
00:43:27,394 --> 00:43:28,604
- I've given you.
- Sixth.
948
00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:29,980
Let me try that one more time.
949
00:43:30,022 --> 00:43:31,565
- Shaft lashing.
- Shaft lashing.
950
00:43:31,607 --> 00:43:33,359
Shaft lashing, shaft lashing.
951
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,652
Jesus Christ, this is like
952
00:43:34,693 --> 00:43:36,253
the fourth shaft lashing
I've given you.
953
00:43:36,278 --> 00:43:40,449
Sixth. Come over here
with that sweet lovin' mouth.
954
00:43:46,038 --> 00:43:48,958
Only on Showtime.
955
00:43:58,008 --> 00:44:00,553
You must be joking.
956
00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:02,429
What, you're...
You're fucking him?
957
00:44:04,974 --> 00:44:08,727
- What'd ya hit?
- Girl at school.
958
00:44:08,769 --> 00:44:10,855
Don't forget to check
for hair behind the grill.
959
00:44:10,896 --> 00:44:13,232
I don't know what you see
in that geriatric Viagroid.
960
00:44:13,274 --> 00:44:15,317
Why don't you tell me,
John Wayne Gacy?
961
00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:16,694
Guns ain't Garanimals.
962
00:44:16,735 --> 00:44:18,195
Well, Sasha needs to find out
963
00:44:18,237 --> 00:44:19,905
that my wife's a hooker,
not a slave.
964
00:44:19,947 --> 00:44:22,825
Jesus Christ, Russian whores
know how to run their mouths
965
00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:24,994
when there ain't some dude's
junk jammed in there.
966
00:44:25,035 --> 00:44:26,847
What the hell is this?
Poolside at the Flamingo?
967
00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:28,014
We got a line of clients
upstairs
968
00:44:28,038 --> 00:44:29,474
with their hands down
their pants... go to work!
969
00:44:29,498 --> 00:44:32,084
Don't think you're gettin' off
just 'cause you're about to
970
00:44:32,126 --> 00:44:33,627
drop a patty
from your fur burger.
971
00:44:33,669 --> 00:44:35,004
- Fur burger?
- She won't shave.
972
00:44:35,045 --> 00:44:36,881
- I like the way God made me.
- That's nice.
973
00:44:36,922 --> 00:44:38,191
You're late again,
I'ma dock you 50.
974
00:44:38,215 --> 00:44:39,925
- This isn't a shelter.
- No shit.
975
00:44:39,967 --> 00:44:41,343
Shelter has
better water pressure.
976
00:44:41,385 --> 00:44:43,762
- Oh, make yourself at home.
- You got a problem?
977
00:44:43,804 --> 00:44:46,599
This should more than
cover the Bisquick, asshole.
978
00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:52,521
Hey, you plan on giving
a beatdown
979
00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:54,148
to every guy Mandy's been with?
980
00:44:54,190 --> 00:44:56,192
Your arms are gonna
get fuckin' tired.
981
00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:57,693
Hey, Nanook
of the fuckin' North,
982
00:44:57,735 --> 00:44:58,777
why don't you lose parka
983
00:44:58,819 --> 00:45:00,130
unless you're planning on
banging' Eskimos.
984
00:45:00,154 --> 00:45:01,339
Yeah, you know when someone
robs me
985
00:45:01,363 --> 00:45:02,966
with my own fuckin' gun,
they're not my friend.
986
00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:04,283
I'm kinda funny like that.
987
00:45:04,325 --> 00:45:06,535
Work it out with a fucking
AR-15 to his fuckin' head.
988
00:45:06,577 --> 00:45:07,912
That's how I like to negotiate.
989
00:45:07,953 --> 00:45:10,122
Hey, Mrs. Patel,
990
00:45:10,164 --> 00:45:13,250
can you jerk your fuckin'
husband off once in a while
991
00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:17,379
so he doesn't come back
to my rub and tug ever again?
992
00:45:18,339 --> 00:45:19,590
Lisinopril.
993
00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:20,942
Should I Google it,
see what it does?
994
00:45:20,966 --> 00:45:22,861
No, you should give me some,
and I'll let you know.
995
00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:26,263
We have electric shavers,
Jamaican rum...
996
00:45:26,305 --> 00:45:27,431
and this.
997
00:45:27,473 --> 00:45:30,643
That has a hair on it.
You touch me with that,
998
00:45:30,684 --> 00:45:31,995
I will knock the teeth
outta your head.
999
00:45:32,019 --> 00:45:33,687
- I will knock the teeth...
- With this?
1000
00:45:33,729 --> 00:45:35,981
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1001
00:45:36,023 --> 00:45:38,275
- En garde!
- What is wrong with you?
1002
00:45:38,317 --> 00:45:40,277
What the fuck is wrong with...
Oh, my...
1003
00:45:40,319 --> 00:45:42,738
This is not funny.
1004
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,615
I'm not fucking Star Wars...
1005
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:48,118
- What's your type?
- Redhead.
1006
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,912
- I am downstairs.
- Batshit crazy.
1007
00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:52,915
- Check.
- Packin' nine inches.
1008
00:45:52,957 --> 00:45:55,918
Rock music
1009
00:45:58,170 --> 00:45:59,713
- What do you mean?
- I mean people
1010
00:45:59,755 --> 00:46:01,006
will slip that bitch a roofie,
1011
00:46:01,048 --> 00:46:03,026
slap her to a chair,
and pull her fucking teeth out.
1012
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,319
- I stabbed him first.
- No, you did not.
1013
00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:05,678
- Oh, shut up.
- You shut up.
1014
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:06,905
Don't fuckin'
tell me what to do.
1015
00:46:06,929 --> 00:46:08,031
If you shut your fuckin'
pie hole,
1016
00:46:08,055 --> 00:46:09,115
I wouldn't have to
tell you what to do.
1017
00:46:09,139 --> 00:46:10,367
Yeah, please,
that'll be the day,
1018
00:46:10,391 --> 00:46:12,160
when Ian Gallagher doesn't
nag the shit outta my ass
1019
00:46:12,184 --> 00:46:13,727
and tell me what to do
about something.
1020
00:46:13,769 --> 00:46:14,996
You know, if you just wipe
the toilet seat
1021
00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,623
for once in your life,
I wouldn't fucking nag you.
1022
00:46:16,647 --> 00:46:17,731
If you just picked up
1023
00:46:17,773 --> 00:46:18,875
- your nail clippings!
- Who gives a shit
1024
00:46:18,899 --> 00:46:20,085
about any of that?
We're in fucking prison!
1025
00:46:20,109 --> 00:46:21,503
- I do, you fucking pig.
- That's the problem.
1026
00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:23,255
You sound like a couple
of old broads.
1027
00:46:23,279 --> 00:46:25,197
I'ma murder you two
if you don't stop talking.
1028
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,283
Shut your face.
I just got outta prison,
1029
00:46:27,324 --> 00:46:30,077
so I have no qualms about
reaching down your throat,
1030
00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:32,162
through your intestines
and out your fucking asshole
1031
00:46:32,204 --> 00:46:33,747
to take back whatever you stole.
1032
00:46:33,789 --> 00:46:36,834
Okay, we both know
what we know we know...
1033
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:39,044
that we know.
1034
00:46:39,086 --> 00:46:40,879
The fuck does that mean?
1035
00:46:43,882 --> 00:46:46,677
Mandy's makin' eggs.
1036
00:46:48,679 --> 00:46:49,638
Put some clothes on.
1037
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,433
You two look like
a couple of fags.
1038
00:46:53,726 --> 00:46:54,977
There's an ATM card.
1039
00:46:55,019 --> 00:46:57,438
Congratulations.
It has no fuckin' PIN number.
1040
00:46:57,479 --> 00:46:59,315
What're you gonna do,
rob the same mailboxes
1041
00:46:59,356 --> 00:47:01,191
every day
until they send the PIN?
1042
00:47:01,233 --> 00:47:02,836
Jesus Christ, what happened
to a man's home
1043
00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,611
bein' his fucking castle?
1044
00:47:04,653 --> 00:47:07,114
Three things. This is my home,
1045
00:47:07,156 --> 00:47:09,533
you do have a small dick,
and you started this,
1046
00:47:09,575 --> 00:47:12,036
all because you thought
your wife's worth more
1047
00:47:12,077 --> 00:47:13,329
than a couplea bucks a lay.
1048
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:15,289
She's not.
1049
00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:19,084
Two hundred twenty bucks.
How many Johnsons you squash.
1050
00:47:19,126 --> 00:47:20,044
Seventeen.
1051
00:47:20,085 --> 00:47:21,670
That's like 12 bucks a wank.
1052
00:47:21,712 --> 00:47:23,964
Do you guys know rich people
count the number of threads
1053
00:47:24,006 --> 00:47:25,215
- in their sheets?
- Fuck that.
1054
00:47:25,257 --> 00:47:27,551
I can't even count the number
of stains in mine.
1055
00:47:27,593 --> 00:47:28,594
You know what they say...
1056
00:47:28,635 --> 00:47:30,155
The apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
1057
00:47:30,179 --> 00:47:31,889
It does if it lands on a dick!
1058
00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:33,182
What's he doin'?
1059
00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:37,311
He's getting us drinks.
1060
00:47:38,103 --> 00:47:39,813
Crazy how realistic it looks.
1061
00:47:39,855 --> 00:47:41,690
Where's my hug?
1062
00:47:46,362 --> 00:47:48,155
Girlfriend's gonna
love this one, bro.
1063
00:47:48,197 --> 00:47:49,990
It's not my girlfriend.
It's my mom.
1064
00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:51,283
Oh, you shoulda told me that
1065
00:47:51,325 --> 00:47:54,536
before I started
workin' on these titties.
1066
00:47:54,578 --> 00:47:57,039
Oh... fuck!
1067
00:48:00,501 --> 00:48:02,127
I hear you give exquisite head.
1068
00:48:02,169 --> 00:48:06,006
I'm curious if your skills
extend to both genders.
1069
00:48:07,591 --> 00:48:08,967
Fuck off, rectum boy.
1070
00:48:09,009 --> 00:48:11,220
I'm not here to see Mickey.
I'm here to see you.
1071
00:48:11,261 --> 00:48:12,930
What, you trying to
fagify all of us?
1072
00:48:12,971 --> 00:48:15,349
You don't fagify people.
That's not how...
1073
00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:16,618
- What's your problem?
- Sick of the smell
1074
00:48:16,642 --> 00:48:18,522
of goddamn mayonnaise.
It's like getting screwed
1075
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,687
by a bowl of potato salad
every morning.
1076
00:48:20,729 --> 00:48:22,022
You were mouth and ass raped?
1077
00:48:22,064 --> 00:48:23,732
You kidding? I did the raping.
1078
00:48:23,774 --> 00:48:25,192
Milkoviches don't bottom.
1079
00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:27,111
Was Mickey adopted?
1080
00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:29,446
Is it as annoying as the way
you lick your finger
1081
00:48:29,488 --> 00:48:31,073
every single time
you turn the page
1082
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:32,866
of whatever faggety-ass
book you're reading?
1083
00:48:32,908 --> 00:48:34,118
- Okay.
- My name's Ian.
1084
00:48:34,159 --> 00:48:36,078
I can't turn the page
like a normal human being.
1085
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,080
I have to put my whole
goddamn paw in my mouth.
1086
00:48:38,122 --> 00:48:40,165
You know what, if you actually
knew how to read,
1087
00:48:40,207 --> 00:48:41,375
maybe you'd understand.
1088
00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:43,293
Not, "Look at these
fucking squiggle things
1089
00:48:43,335 --> 00:48:45,129
all over this piece of paper!"
1090
00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:46,922
Every morning, the same shit.
1091
00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:48,132
You're like old women!
1092
00:48:48,173 --> 00:48:50,342
I came to prison
to get away from my parents!
1093
00:48:50,384 --> 00:48:52,219
Eat my cornhole, cocks!
1094
00:48:52,261 --> 00:48:54,179
Not if it smells
like mayonnaise.
1095
00:48:54,221 --> 00:48:56,723
Exactly!
1096
00:48:56,765 --> 00:48:59,768
Punk rock music
1097
00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:01,792
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