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Welcome. Welcome to our home. Thank you. Will. This is my wife. Nice to meet you. Nice to

meet you. And let's see. Yeah, we're big recyclers here. We try to conserve electricity, water,

so make sure you separate your waste materials. We compost everything, so I can show you where

the compost is if you want. Can I just get settled in? Oh, yeah, of course. He's been on

the road for a while. Let's let him settle in. Okay, I appreciate it. I'm just gonna go as

somebody right now. See composting. Of course. We'll have dinner in a little bit. I appreciate it.

Oh, shit. Hi. Hello. Can I help you? I think that you could. How am I supposed to do that?

What's going on? I mean, you're my houseguest, aren't you? Yeah. I should make you feel perfectly

at home. After all, traveling can be so stressful. You know what? Maybe I should just go ahead and...

Oh, okay. You are strong.

Oh,

you can't help it when I see a good piece of meat.

I know.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Seriously, what about your husband?

I'm sure he won't catch us.

He hasn't fucked me in forever anyways.

I'm sure he won't catch us.

Mm hmm.

Hey, there you are.

Hey, what's going on, man?

How's it going?

How's it going?

Good.

Did you find the compost pile?

We got the...

Yeah.

Yeah, and you know, we have honeybees in the back here.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah, you know, they're nature's gift.

Yeah, nature's gift.

I heard they're dying off.

Well, we're trying to take care of them here.

And we planted lots of nice flowers out there.

Hummingbirds.

Hummingbirds.

It's really kind of tranquil.

It's good.

Yeah, tranquil.

You know, if you're traveling, it might just really be...

Actually, you might have something really strange.

Sometimes I like to contemplate like this

and just meditate in kitchens.

So you might like give me some privacy.

Well, happy to.

I'll catch you later.

OK, I appreciate it.

Oh!

Hey there.

Shit.

Hey.

My kitchen was a lot of fun, wasn't it?

Um, not really.

Yeah, it was.

You got so hard.

Um, what the fuck, lady?

Your fucking husband, I do not want to get into him.

Oh, we won't.

Don't worry.

I made you a little bit of a mess.

I don't think so.

I'm just a guest.

Is this how you treat all your guests?

I mean, the hot ones.

Look at you.

I can't help myself.

How about you, Joe?

I'm going to fuck you.

What?

Yeah, I'm going to fuck you today.

First, I'm going to have some fun.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I don't think we need to talk about this.

I'm going to fuck you.

What?

I'm going to fuck you.

What?

I'm going to fuck you.

I don't think we need a kitchen incident.

I think we should just keep it chill.

Let's just keep it chill.

Let's just keep it chill.

I'm sure we can keep it a little more chill.

OK, OK, we're doing this now.

We're doing this.

OK, you're grabbing my dick.

Fuck.

This is really wrong.

You have a husband.

I think I should go.

I think I should go.

It's not like he fucks me anyways.

He's so boring.

Oh my god.

What the fuck is happening?

I'm a fucking nerd.

I just came.

I need some real meat.

I just came here to just.

You got my account.

Don't worry.

I literally just came here so I could fucking do it.

Life is full of fun surprises, isn't it?

You just got to take them when they come.

I don't think I want to right now.

I really think you do.

Your husband is going to shoot me, is he?

No, he's a fucking wimp.

Fuck.

I really don't even think he cared.

I think he knows that I fuck everybody.

He's so insatiably horny, and he's so horny.

He's so horny.

He's so insatiably horny, and he's so

boring and vanilla.

Don't even think he likes getting his dick wet.

I don't see why.

Maybe you.

You clearly enjoy it.

You finished your game already?

Yeah, I wrapped up early.

It was great.

Quiz win.

Yeah, well, you know, sometimes.

Usually those things can take like a whole hour.

Well, you know, we just teamwork.

It was teamwork.

Yeah, man, teamwork.

Teamwork.

Actually, I'm going to use the bathroom.

Just unbuckle my pants and just.

Oh, there we go.

Makes it easier.

Just do my thing.

I'll be right back.

All right.

So how's it going?

You having a conversation with him?

Just kind of sitting here watching TV.

OK.

Do you maybe want to hop on another game or something?

Well, I could do that.

I mean, since the first one was so quick.

You're right.

Oh, shit.

What the fuck?

Fuck.

What the fuck?

You need me right now.

Can we?

How about later?

All right.

Fucking.

OK.

OK.

Look, I understand that you got like this weird fatal traction

thing going on and all that shit.

But your husband is on ground.

Come on.

I sent him away, then.

I don't.

You sent me away.

You said the last time that he was a little bit powerful,

he'd give you a hand job.

When did he catch us?

No.

It was fine.

Nothing to worry about.

Look, I'm going to do this.

I'm fucking starved.

Come on, get it to me.

I need it.

You got to make it quick.

Busting the hand and busting up nothing.

I doubt you'll last very long anyway.

Fuck.

I'm so fucking hungry for it.

Fuck.

Let's see.

Oh.

I'm going to get right up in there.

Want to eat a mad ass?

Yeah.

You're going to make me feel dirty.

Turn off.

Fuck.

Yes.

That's how I'm fucked.

Fuck yeah.

I made that pussy really well.

What did you fucking say to me?

Fuck yeah, I need it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's it.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god, I feel like there's so much of that

in my cock inside of me.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god, oh fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

You coming on there?

You coming on there?

Oh.

Come here, suck it.

Is that a phone over there?

You're not like recording this, are you?

I plan to.

Wait, what?

I need some space bank.

I don't want to forget this perfect cock.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Let's get on the bed.

Oh, fuck.

Your bed cock looks so good in my mouth.

Are you always this much of a misogynist?

I can't help it.

My cock turns me on so fucking much.

Oh, fuck.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

I love you.

Fuck.

Oh my god, cock's so fucking big inside of me.

Oh, fuck, it's so much bigger than my husband's.

Oh, fuck.

What?

Oh.

Shit.

What's happening?

This is...

Hey man, look, look, she came onto me.

She came onto me.

This is our guest?

What's going on, babe?

I'm gonna show him a good time, honey.

When was the last time you fucked me anyways?

You're always on your computer.

Oh.

Fuck.

Look, I'm just here, I'm just here.

I can do nothing.

It's all her.

It's so hot, isn't it?

Don't I look great on this cock?

If you're not using me, someone might as well.

Well, as long as it's just...

As long as it's...

Are you antibiotic free?

Yeah.

Shut up and just watch, you nerd.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

Oh, fuck.

Has it really been that long?

Why can't you even tell me when the last time you fucked me was?

Oh, shit.

I can tell you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

I hope this doesn't negatively affect your stats.

No, five stars, five stars, all five.

Maybe this is a way to...

Oh, fuck.

Maybe we can use this in our business model.

I don't think you should be.

She's a little bit different.

Oh, fuck.

We will get back on it.

Oh, fuck, yes.

It doesn't look so good to see a big fat ass fence around on a car.

Come on.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, he's going to make me come here.

Come on.

Help me, help me, help me, help me.

When was the last time you hurt me, Tom?

I...

I don't know.

You haven't been able to come in so fucking long.

I don't know.

Isn't it so nice finally seeing me getting pleased?

Well, you deserve to be pleased.

Of course.

Yes, darling.

Look at my face while he fucks me.

Oh, fuck, yes.

It's so good, right, man?

Yeah.

You're just happy.

I'm happy.

Of course.

Happy life, happy life.

You should have all of the fulfilling, filling...

Oh, fuck.

...activities that you desire.

Oh, fuck, it makes me happy when I'm fucking all of our houseguests, doesn't it?

Organic meat.

Oh, shit.

Grady.

At least I'm keeping it all natural, right?

You will.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

You two want to talk, you have to be closer.

Oh, OK.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, he's so much better than you ever were.

Oh, fuck.

Let's get you on down.

Fuck.

Put that hair off.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck, yes, fuck, yes, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, it's so deep in me.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck.

It's going to be fucking awesome.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Usually that we have the lights off so I've gotten such a good look

Watch out

Oh

Fuck yes

Fucking night

Fuck yes

Oh

Feeling everything

Oh

Oh

It's all natural right so

Remember oh well you know the universe wants us

To me

Taste that dirty fucking mess in my mouth

Make me a filthy fucking whore

Dirty housewife

Blast it all over

Fuck

Oh

Fuck

I'm just gonna shower and um check out still 11 tomorrow, right?

You could only stay another day if you want

Uh