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Where do I start?
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Its not you.
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Well, actually, it is you.
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Look, Im just not-
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Im not attracted
to you any more.
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I need space.
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You kinda-
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You kinda gross me out.
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In the beginning, it was different.
In the beginning, you were better.
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But then I got to know you
real well, and...
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I- I came to realize...
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that youre a fat idiot.
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- I got ya. I got ya. I got ya. I got ya.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Okay, okay, okay. Let me try it.
- You gotta be straight.
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- Okay. - Straight face.
- Okay, okay. - All right.
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- I want a divorce.
- Why?
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Its a physical thing.
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- Physical?
- Ive been experimenting with other men lately.
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A lot of other men
and women.
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I dont know. I mean, Antonio can do
this thing with his tongue...
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and Williams stamina
is amazing.
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And as far as hands go,
well, your fathers hands are-
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You are no match.
I have no equal.
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Get down here.
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If the shoe fits
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I want you to wear it
and wear it good
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Sulkin about them times
when I was by myself
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I was always lookin
for somebody else
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But as time went on
I had a talk with my mind
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Friends like you and you
I gotta leave behind
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And Im sayin´ call me a fool
´CCause you only rub it in
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- And Ill never see you if I had known
- I´lll never see them again
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Cause, well I know the difference
Just stay in my own business
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And Ill never, ever
depend on you
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Friends and enemies
around me every day
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I cant believe
the things they say
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Takin me for granted
Give me no credit at all
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Ill just keep bouncin´
like a bouncin´ ball
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I dont wanna step
on nobody´ss foot but
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You call me a fool
but you only rub it in
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And Ill never see you
if I had known
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Ill never see that again
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Cause, well I know the difference
Just stay in my own business
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And Ill never, ever
depend on you
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B- B-B-Brickmans!
B- B-Brickman´ss Powerboats!
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Get it?
Brickmans sells powerboats.
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We make the company mascot
a powerboat. What do you think?
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- I like it. Good work, Alan.
- Yes!
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- Zachary, youre up.
- All right. I just wanna show you-
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- Ladies and gentlemen, Zachary!
- Yes, sir. No-
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I havent taken these to the focus group
yet. I´mm still working on that part.
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But I just wanted to let you know
these are just preliminary sketches.
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Zach.
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
the new mascot for Hidy Ho Cookies-
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Zippy!
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What- What is it?
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- Zippy.
- What is Zippy?
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- Hes a cookie man.
- He´ss a cookie man?
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What is that, uh,
on the ground behind him?
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Oh, thats a trail of chocolate chips.
See, wherever Zippy goes...
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he leaves this magical trail of
chocolate for all the boys and girls-
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Magical? This- This looks like poop.
It looks like piles of poop.
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- It looks like Zippys walking around, ju-
just crapping all over the place. - Stop.
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- It looks like-
- No, no. Those are chocolate chips.
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- Emma, what do you think it looks like?
- Excrement.
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Zach, lets just say you´rre about to take
a big bite of a juicy chocolate chip cookie?
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Whats the last image you want
floating through your head?
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- Excrement?
- Excrement. Right.
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Listen, I wanna go out on a limb here.
Im gonna say maybe we should avoid...
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all bowel-related items
with this particular product.
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- Just a hunch, you know?
- Ill work up something different.
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- All right. Thanks.
- Nick Beams office.
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- Oh, hi, Ann. - Ooh,
aah- - Its your wife.
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Everybody out.
Big business deal.
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- Hello.
- Now were still on for tonight. You stood me up twice, you know?
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Its a done deal. New York
Philharmonic. Last night in town.
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Ill be escorting
the sexiest woman in the world.
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- What about me?
- Well bring ya.
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Oh, guess what? My sister left
a message on the machine.
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And shes coming in
with her fiance next Friday.
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- No. Oh, wow.
- Yeah!
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I finally get to meet the
mysterious queen of the Peace Corps.
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Yes, you do.
Hey, can you pick em up?
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Yeah, sure. When is it?
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A week from today.
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I think itll be around 10:30.
I´mm not sure. I´lll have to check.
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P.B. wants
to see you A.S.A.P.
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Sorry, honey, I gotta go. Theres
an onslaught of initials coming at me.
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- Okay. Tell him hello.
- I will.
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- I hate you.
- Me too. Bye.
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- Philip.
- Nick.
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Oh, oh!
Bungee jumping. Sunday.
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Nick!
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- No thanks, Phillip.
- P.B.
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No thanks, P.B.
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- Nick?
- P.B.?
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Okay, okay.
Okay, forget it.
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- This guy is new.
- Yeah. What do you think?
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Uh, I think he likes me.
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Niroog, the fertility god.
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Boy, I like looking at this.
Handmade in the Paleolithic period.
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Had to sacrifice my Ides of March
gold aureus in trade.
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Pity. But, uh,
I think worth it.
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So, which one of you
wanted to see me?
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- Charles McGinty is coming in at 5:00.
- The Charles McGinty?
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- ´MMcGinty Crackers´´´ Charles
McGinty? - The very same. - Fantastic.
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Anyway, I was supposed to have dinner with McGinty
tonight. Id love for you to stand in for me.
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Oh, no, uh, s- Phillip,
I- I promised Ann I-I would-
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Nick. Oh, Nick.
You gotta help me out here.
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I dont get this lucky
every day.
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- Look, if this is about a woman-
- Youre a pal. I gotta go.
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- It just needs to be-
- Guess who just called?
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- Anns divorce lawyer?
- McGinty´ss secretary. He´ss rescheduling.
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- All right! Yes!
- Want me to get Ann on the line?
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No, Im gonna try to beat her home.
I wanna surprise her.
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This is great, huh?
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- The wife again?
- No, actually I just met this incredible brunette on the elevator.
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Well, Im jealous. What would I
have to do to get flowers all the time?
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- You dont get flowers all the time?
- Nope.
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Thats a crime.
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Grab it! Grab it!
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Thats right. That´ss right.
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Phillip.
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Hey, asshole,
get outta the road!
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Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
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I say fight, Youre outta the corner
a day late, a dollar short
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Friday mornings
most people dont get
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You change your life from left to right
You get your wit tracks tight
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Must be testing the master
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The under hood
the underworlds under man
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Never mind being understood
Long as we understand
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You cant twist transistor
mixing friends
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Soldiers over here dont snitch
They bitch and bit
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All hours while
the crowds peepin in
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Welcome to hell, bitch.
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Car, keys, wallet. Now!
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Dyou hear what I said?
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Okay. Now you listen,
and you listen good.
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This is a gun. Okay? Dont be
fuckin´ around with no gun, white boy.
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Helen Keller,
Im talkin´ to you.
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I know you hear
what the fuck Im sayin´ to you.
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Boy, did you pick
the wrong guy on the wrong day.
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Oh!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, youre trying to lock me-
U- U-Unlock the door.
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Stop, motherfucker!
Stop the car! Stop the car!
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Youre driving on the sidewalk,
man! People got to walk there!
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Pull over, man!
White boy, I said pull over!
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Yo, man, theres a truck.
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I said, yo, man,
theres a truck.
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Yo, man, theres a truck
right there. Stop!
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What about my wallet?
You wanted to rob me, didnt you?
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Yes. I distinctly remember
you wanting to rob me.
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Heres my wallet.
You want it?
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Here it is. Here. Here.
Right out there.
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- What you doin, man? That was money.
- Oh, I´mm sorry. I got something else for you.
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Im blind!
I can´tt see shit.
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The honeys dug my eyes.
The honeys loved my eyes.
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All right, you win, man. All right?
Is that what you wanna hear? You win.
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What the fuck?
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No, you aint one
of them desert slashers, are you?
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Cut a person body up and leave it out in the
desert in little tiny pieces and shit, huh?
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Oh, shit!
We are in the fucking desert.
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Im in the car with a psycho,
freaky, Jason hack-killer motherfucker.
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Hey, please dont kill me,
freaky Jason.
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I said, please dont kill me,
freaky Jason.
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I done fucked around and caught
a ride with the wrong white boy!
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- Get out.
- With pleasure.
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´SSayo-fuckin´-- nara,´´´ pal.
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I cant feel my ass.
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My ass just fell asleep.
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I didnt even know
an ass could fall asleep!
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Its all tingly and shit!
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Come on, man.
You cant leave me out here.
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Yo, man! You cant
just leave me out here.
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Okay, Ill make
a deal with you.
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You drive me home, Ill forget
about this whole kidnapping shit.
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Oh, come on.
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Hello. You tried to rob me.
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You had a gun to my head.
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Look, I told you
the gun wasnt loaded.
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You got yourself into this.
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You know what you are? Youre
a bad person. You´rre an armed robber.
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Dont expect me
to feel sorry for you.
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Excuse me.
Is there a problem here?
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- Yes.
- Is this man botherin you?
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- Yes, he is.
- Oh, so youre just gonna come right at the brother.
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Why dont you ask
if he´ss bothering me?
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Lady, for all you know,
I could be Denzel Washington.
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Take a good look.
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He could be some
celebrity stalker.
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Im gonna have to ask you
to pay for this coffee now...
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cause I´vve seen these things
escalate before.
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No problem. My wallet.
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00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:11,291
Wow! Looks like the celebrity stalker
dont have a wallet.
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Oh, well, thank you.
I will get your change, sir.
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What? You want me to thank you?
So I owe you a buck.
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How was you goin to get gas? You don´tt
have no money, no credit cards.
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No I.D.
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Shit, man.
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Okay. All right.
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You give me money for gas
and Ill take you back.
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Im cool. I´mm-
I´mm straight.
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As a matter of fact, I- you know,
I like it out here in the desert.
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You know, you get
all sweaty and shit.
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Just bubbling off your ass.
Just- What?
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I just remembered.
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I have a spare credit card
in the side compartment.
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Uh-huh, right here!
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Whats up?
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Whats up, white boy?
W- W-What´ss up, huh?
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Come on, come on.
What ya got?
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Huh? Look at you. You done
fucked around and got dropped.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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- What?
- You hit like a ole girl, man.
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Get the fuck on out of here, man.
Go about your business.
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Motherf-
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What the hell is this,
your merry-go-round move?
219
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Yo, I understand.
220
00:19:13,504 --> 00:19:15,944
Aha!
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Thank you.
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Hey. Oh, shit.
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I didnt know it was expired.
I never use it.
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So why are you out here?
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- What do you care?
- Im curious.
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Im a student
of human nature.
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Youre a freak
of human nature.
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Thats all right.
I forgive you.
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Its clear you have
woman problems.
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Youre way off base.
231
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,430
- Im off base?
- Yeah. Way off base.
232
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,671
- She mess around on you?
- Look.
233
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:15,271
Even if I wanted to talk about it-
which I dont- it wouldn´tt be with you.
234
00:20:15,432 --> 00:20:18,751
You give her some nastiness? I know you
gave her some serious nastiness.
235
00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:22,912
- Just forget it.
- What about him? Did you fuck him up?
236
00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:27,633
Did you whoop his ass? I bet you hit
that motherfucker with a bat, didnt ya?
237
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,713
Kling! Pow! Fucked his ass up,
didnt ya?
238
00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:34,673
No, wait a minute. You capped him. You
capped that motherfucker, didnt you?
239
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,914
Thats why you out here
in the desert, ain´tt ya?
240
00:20:37,074 --> 00:20:40,074
Look. I didnt shoot him. I didn´tt say
anything to my wife. I just left.
241
00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,035
- What do you mean, you just left?
- Just left. I-
242
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:44,994
I saw them doing you know...
243
00:20:45,155 --> 00:20:49,275
and I walked away.
244
00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:53,075
What a pussy.
245
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:57,036
No wonder your woman
is sneaking behind your back, man.
246
00:20:57,196 --> 00:21:00,796
Know what your problem is? You dont
have the respect of your woman, man.
247
00:21:00,957 --> 00:21:03,196
Thats what it is.
Me, I got all that.
248
00:21:03,356 --> 00:21:05,157
I go home, my dinners
on the table.
249
00:21:05,317 --> 00:21:07,237
Bam! I dont wanna
hear shit, woman.
250
00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:11,278
- And if I want lovin- if I´mm in the mood- I get that
too. - You´rre so full of shit. What would you have done?
251
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,678
Man, I would have went back to that house and
Id have pulled a Terminator on the front door.
252
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:18,519
Boom, boom, boom! Who the fuck do you
think youre playin´ with, woman?
253
00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:22,239
Who do you think I am, some fruity pie?
I aint no fruity pie.
254
00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:24,759
Im- I´mm Nick Beam.
255
00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:26,679
Thats what I told her.
I´mm Nick Beam.
256
00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:30,880
And Nick Beam aint puttin´ up
with that bullshit.
257
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,000
Shed have been crying, you know? ´´´OOh,
Nick, oh, Nick, please take me back.
258
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,120
Please, please, Nick.
It was only one time. ´
259
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,001
Im gonna ´´´oone time´´´ your ass.
Nick Beam is the master of his fate...
260
00:21:40,161 --> 00:21:41,921
the ruler of his destiny.
261
00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:45,761
So if you wanna cry on somebodys
shoulder, why don´tt you cry on Superdick?
262
00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:48,322
As for Nick Beam,
Im fit, lit...
263
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,202
and I damn sure
aint takin´ no shit.
264
00:21:51,362 --> 00:21:55,922
So you can get the fuck out.
265
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,363
Thats what I woulda
told the bitch.
266
00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:03,323
Thats what I
told the bitch.
267
00:22:06,924 --> 00:22:09,364
- What the-
- Hey, hold it. Hold it.
268
00:22:09,524 --> 00:22:11,804
Break it up. Break it up.
Whats goin´ on here?
269
00:22:13,525 --> 00:22:16,165
Should I pay cash, or do you
wanna use your credit card?
270
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:45,288
Ah, fu- Oh- Ah-
Oh, shit.
271
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,769
- Put the money in the bag. Put the money in the fuckin bag!
- Okay.
272
00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:52,009
- Shit.
- Lets go! Put the money in the fuckin´ bag.
273
00:22:56,169 --> 00:22:58,569
Shit.
274
00:22:58,729 --> 00:23:00,489
You werent gonna leave
without me, were you?
275
00:23:00,649 --> 00:23:03,690
- What do you think youre doing?
- There´ss a special they got goin´ on.
276
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,210
You get a free stack of cash
with every fill-up. Some luck, huh?
277
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:09,611
How stupid can you be?
278
00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:12,531
- We better get out of here.
- You take that money back.
279
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:16,492
- Im serious, man. We better get goin´..
- We´lll get goin´ as soon you bring back that money.
280
00:23:16,652 --> 00:23:20,612
- Im not bullshittin´!! Move out! -
I´mm not going anywhere until you return-
281
00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:22,252
Here we go.
282
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:33,413
- Why? Why? Why?
- I didnt have any money, man.
283
00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:38,134
- Oh, you had money.
- No. No. That five dollars I gave the waitress was it.
284
00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:42,374
- What the-
- Oh, great. Bufords come to kill us.
285
00:23:47,055 --> 00:23:50,416
- Persistent hillbilly motherfucker.
- He has every right to be.
286
00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:53,536
You robbed him at gunpoint.
You dick!
287
00:23:53,696 --> 00:23:58,576
Hey, hey, youre the one who threw
the wallet out the fuckin´ window.
288
00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:00,977
Smart.
289
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:02,177
Great!
290
00:24:05,937 --> 00:24:08,817
Oh, shit.
291
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:14,578
- All right, man. What you doin?
- Come on, asshole.
292
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,659
Well, would you look
at these crazy sons a bitches?
293
00:24:20,819 --> 00:24:23,219
Oh, shit. We gonna die.
Pull off the fuckin road.
294
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,859
Man, would you pull
off the fuckin road!
295
00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:28,500
Oh, shit!
296
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:31,460
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit.
297
00:24:52,943 --> 00:24:55,062
Hey, Earl.
298
00:25:05,824 --> 00:25:07,783
Oh, sh-
299
00:25:07,944 --> 00:25:11,704
Im alive! You alive!
300
00:25:11,865 --> 00:25:13,905
Howd you know that hillbilly
was gonna turn first?
301
00:25:14,065 --> 00:25:18,385
You did know he was gonna
turn first, didnt ya?
302
00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:21,505
You know what?
It dont even matter.
303
00:25:21,665 --> 00:25:24,466
Im alive!
You alive, man!
304
00:25:36,187 --> 00:25:38,748
- Get out! -
What? - Get out!
305
00:25:48,268 --> 00:25:50,068
What are you even thinking when
you do something like that?
306
00:25:50,229 --> 00:25:52,789
- You think youre never gonna get caught?
- We didn´tt get caught.
307
00:25:52,909 --> 00:25:55,389
Thats not the point.
It´ss beetleheaded.
308
00:25:55,549 --> 00:25:57,430
Its- It´ss only a matter of time
before you do get caught.
309
00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:01,790
- What is beetleheaded?
- Its a synonym for ´´´sstupid. ´´´
310
00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:06,910
Oh. Well, heres a synonym
for ´´´pprocreation. ´´´ Fuck you!
311
00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:10,750
Its easy for you to point the finger when you´rre
sittin´ on your rich ass in a big fuckin´ house.
312
00:26:10,911 --> 00:26:13,551
- Im not rich.
- Oh, yeah.
313
00:26:13,711 --> 00:26:15,112
- How bigs your TV?
- What?
314
00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:17,351
- I say, how bigs your TV?
- Fifty-inch.
315
00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:20,832
- Get in the car.
- Oh, please. Lets not make this a social issue.
316
00:26:20,992 --> 00:26:24,472
The point is that even if you wanted to rob
a place, there are smarter ways to do it.
317
00:26:24,632 --> 00:26:28,193
- Enlighten me.
- A mask. Wear a mask.
318
00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,354
You see, the police
have this thing called a ´llineup... ´´´
319
00:26:30,513 --> 00:26:33,673
and if someone recognizes you,
you go to jail!
320
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,553
Oh, how about this for a novel idea?
Case the place first.
321
00:26:36,714 --> 00:26:40,434
Find out if theres a security camera
or a hidden alarm.
322
00:26:40,594 --> 00:26:43,235
Then again, why even rob
a convenience store?
323
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,474
How much money could you possibly get?
Two, three hundred dollars?
324
00:26:45,635 --> 00:26:47,715
Then what? Youre set
for two days! Wow!
325
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,796
- What do you know, lanky?
- I know you go for the big score.
326
00:26:50,955 --> 00:26:52,516
One robbery, youre set.
327
00:26:52,676 --> 00:26:55,876
News flash, big slim.
328
00:26:56,036 --> 00:26:57,956
People with big money,
they protect it.
329
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,917
So you do a little research.
Take Quality Design Group where I work.
330
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,436
My boss keeps a ton of cash
in his vault.
331
00:27:03,597 --> 00:27:06,597
At night, theres only two guards
and a personal security system.
332
00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:09,517
Now, in this case,
I happen to even know the code.
333
00:27:09,678 --> 00:27:12,038
But even if I didnt, I-
334
00:27:15,598 --> 00:27:17,438
What?
335
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,399
I got a booger in my nose?
336
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,000
What?
337
00:27:27,159 --> 00:27:29,079
Diversify.
338
00:27:29,239 --> 00:27:31,480
You cant trust banks, Nick.
339
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,960
The entire system
could crumble at any second.
340
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,640
That bastards so heavily leveraged,
it would wipe him out.
341
00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:43,322
Wait a minute.
Am I hearing you right?
342
00:27:43,481 --> 00:27:46,361
Mr ´HHigh and Mighty´´´
is gonna rob his boss?
343
00:27:49,242 --> 00:27:52,362
You hear that,
gila monsters?
344
00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:55,083
Old Nick Beam here
is gonna rob his boss!
345
00:27:55,203 --> 00:27:59,323
I say, do you hear that,
gila monsters?
346
00:27:59,483 --> 00:28:03,243
You know what, Nick? Your wife really
messed your head up bad, man.
347
00:28:06,803 --> 00:28:08,804
Youre serious?
348
00:28:11,045 --> 00:28:15,405
- How much he got?
- Only the bulk of his personal assets.
349
00:28:15,565 --> 00:28:20,565
- Six, seven hundred thousand.
- You what?
350
00:28:20,725 --> 00:28:23,726
- Hey, you gonna need some help.
- Oh, no, this has nothing to do with you.
351
00:28:23,886 --> 00:28:27,726
Hey, I was present at the time
of creative inspiration...
352
00:28:27,886 --> 00:28:30,126
which entitles me
to partial ownership...
353
00:28:30,286 --> 00:28:33,566
in this
criminalistic endeavour.
354
00:28:33,727 --> 00:28:37,807
- Get out.
- Maybe Ill just call Quality Design Group when we get back.
355
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,207
I want half.
356
00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:47,208
Were gonna bury
this asshole.
357
00:28:47,369 --> 00:28:49,208
Sure, youre right.
358
00:28:58,050 --> 00:29:00,849
If you ever plan
359
00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:02,770
To motor West
360
00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:07,730
Travel my way
Take the highway
361
00:29:07,891 --> 00:29:10,691
Thats the best
362
00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:13,572
Come on
Get your kicks
363
00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:15,571
On Route Sixty-
364
00:29:25,253 --> 00:29:27,013
Six
365
00:29:28,773 --> 00:29:31,414
Well, it winds from Chicago
366
00:29:31,574 --> 00:29:33,413
To L.A.
367
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:38,214
More than 2,000 miles
368
00:29:41,135 --> 00:29:44,695
- Highway shooters?
- One black, one white. You tell me?
369
00:29:44,855 --> 00:29:46,575
You were there,
and they got away?
370
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:50,575
They were driving
a 1996 Yukon.
371
00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:56,976
- Licence?
- You know, if I had a licence number, Bart, I wouldnt be standing here...
372
00:29:57,136 --> 00:29:59,537
- eating large quantities of shit, now, would I?
- No, sir.
373
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:04,057
Monitor calls on both sides of the border.
Fax that photo to every precinct on the planet.
374
00:30:04,217 --> 00:30:08,417
Theres so much as a sneeze
out there I wanna feel the mist.
375
00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:23,059
I hear a voice
376
00:30:23,219 --> 00:30:25,460
- Give me all your money and a Yoo Hoo.
- The moneys all locked up.
377
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:31,620
Thatll be 79 cents, please.
378
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,220
I said
Come on, little prisoner
379
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,940
I got something to say
380
00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:52,262
Something stinks, man.
381
00:30:52,422 --> 00:30:54,862
You sure you aint got
a gas leak?
382
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:58,423
- Its my shoes.
- Your shoes?
383
00:31:01,023 --> 00:31:03,103
You ever heard of Dr Scholls?
384
00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:06,424
I spilled some gas on my shoes
at the gas station.
385
00:31:06,584 --> 00:31:09,144
You know,
the one you robbed.
386
00:31:10,784 --> 00:31:13,664
- Oh, so you got a camcorder up in here.
- What are you doing?
387
00:31:13,825 --> 00:31:15,225
Im just
checkin´ it out, man.
388
00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:17,985
- Pu- Pu- Put it down.
- I aint gonna break it, man.
389
00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:21,505
Just let me check it out.
Just let me see.
390
00:31:23,186 --> 00:31:24,946
Yo, this is your wife?
391
00:31:25,106 --> 00:31:29,346
Man, I see why
you were upset.
392
00:31:29,507 --> 00:31:33,067
Not bad, Nick.
Not bad, Nick.
393
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,187
I mean, you know,
for a cheatin bitch.
394
00:31:35,347 --> 00:31:37,628
Look, dont you call her that.
395
00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:39,908
You- You dont know her.
Don´tt call her that.
396
00:31:40,068 --> 00:31:42,828
Okay. No disrespect. Okay?
397
00:31:44,348 --> 00:31:46,149
What should I call her?
398
00:31:46,308 --> 00:31:49,669
Monogamously challenged?
399
00:31:51,549 --> 00:31:53,669
- God.
- I was just fuckin with you, man.
400
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,750
You know, this is an all right camera
for a regular eight.
401
00:31:55,909 --> 00:31:59,510
- Its the best on the market.
- Let me explain something to you, Nick.
402
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:03,070
If you aint got digital,
you ain´tt got shit.
403
00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:05,471
This has only got
one C.C.D. chip.
404
00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:08,351
Broadcast has three, Nick.
405
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,871
Dont look at me like that.
What, are you surprised I know shit?
406
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:15,271
The guy that sold me that camera
just set up our computer network.
407
00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:19,112
- Windows NT?
- No. Just Windows.
408
00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:22,193
- Man, get out of here with that shit.
- Look, heres a nutty idea.
409
00:32:22,353 --> 00:32:26,153
If you actually know something about this
stuff, why not use that knowledge and get a job?
410
00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:28,153
Take a good look at me.
411
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,033
- Im not exactly the corporate colour.
- That´ss ridiculous.
412
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:34,794
- If you wanted a job, you could have one.
- Theres a spider on your head.
413
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:37,794
- What?
- Theres a spider on your head.
414
00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:40,315
Look, I am sorry.
I am not up on all this...
415
00:32:40,474 --> 00:32:42,235
jive-talkin, homeboy lingo.
416
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,355
Whats that supposed to mean,
there´ss a spider on your head?
417
00:32:45,515 --> 00:32:49,475
It means: Theres a spider on
your motherfuckin´ head, man.
418
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:52,196
Well, get it off!
Get it off, get it off!
419
00:32:52,356 --> 00:32:54,796
- I aint touchin´ that shit.
- Get it off!
420
00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:56,716
Get it off, get it off,
get if off, get if off!
421
00:32:56,876 --> 00:33:01,157
- Get it off!
- Yo, thats a big fuckin´ spider, man.
422
00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:02,957
Oh, shit!
423
00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:11,038
Nick, its just a spider.
424
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,758
Im a scat man
425
00:33:13,918 --> 00:33:17,359
No, no.
Now dont go crazy.
426
00:33:17,518 --> 00:33:20,519
- Yeah, you go, boy.
- Im a scat man
427
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:26,120
Hold on, let me focus.
Let me focus on this shit.
428
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,640
Im a scat man
429
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,840
Oh, shit.
430
00:33:40,361 --> 00:33:43,962
You got the hot foot!
Yo, Nick!
431
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:47,281
Get on the good foot.
Get on the good-
432
00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:53,163
Aw, got it!
433
00:34:09,205 --> 00:34:11,044
Im a scat man
434
00:34:16,725 --> 00:34:18,645
Im a scat man
435
00:34:39,608 --> 00:34:41,368
I gotta make a call.
You pump.
436
00:34:41,528 --> 00:34:44,008
- Give me the gun.
- What?
437
00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:46,128
Give me the gun.
438
00:34:48,249 --> 00:34:50,649
Man, I wasnt gonna
rob the place, man.
439
00:34:50,809 --> 00:34:52,649
Then you wont need this.
440
00:34:52,809 --> 00:34:54,569
Then you wont need this.
441
00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:06,610
You must be really fast.
442
00:35:09,331 --> 00:35:13,211
Twenty dollars on pump number 15
and a sour fruity twist.
443
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:20,612
- You a cop?
- No.
444
00:35:20,772 --> 00:35:23,372
You bastards have tried this
too many times!
445
00:35:23,533 --> 00:35:25,293
- Oh, listen-
- Shut up!
446
00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:27,933
- I wasnt gonna-
- Shut up.
447
00:35:34,494 --> 00:35:37,734
Emmitt County Sheriffs Station.
Hello. Hello.
448
00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:40,454
- Uh-
- Yes, may I help you?
449
00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:43,815
That show, Cops...
450
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,135
I love it.
451
00:35:46,295 --> 00:35:48,656
Have you ever had
a really bad day?
452
00:35:50,655 --> 00:35:52,415
Im havin´ one right now.
453
00:35:52,576 --> 00:35:55,176
Now, look, baby,
I told you Id be home later.
454
00:35:55,336 --> 00:35:59,176
Now, this guy say he got a job
for me, okay, payin big money.
455
00:35:59,337 --> 00:36:02,297
Okay, now, please, dont argue with me.
Not-Not now. All right?
456
00:36:02,457 --> 00:36:04,697
Ill see you later. Okay.
457
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,498
Oh, oh. Oh.
458
00:36:14,658 --> 00:36:18,819
Now all I wants $20 on pump number 15
and a sour fruity twist.
459
00:36:18,979 --> 00:36:22,539
- Is that too much to ask?
- No, sir.
460
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,300
- Do you mind if I take your gun?
- No, sir.
461
00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:28,739
Would you please rip the phone cord
out of the wall?
462
00:36:28,899 --> 00:36:32,900
- What?
- Would you rip the phone cord out of the wall, please?
463
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:37,861
Thank you. This is for the phone and for
the gun and for the sour fruity twist.
464
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:43,621
And $20 on pump number 15. Go on.
465
00:36:43,782 --> 00:36:45,702
- Thank you for your patience.
- Yes, sir.
466
00:36:49,422 --> 00:36:51,462
Le- Let me get this straight.
467
00:36:51,623 --> 00:36:54,343
Its all right for you to rob a place,
but it ain´tt all right for me?
468
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,263
I didnt rob him.
469
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:59,343
Well, you got a funny way
of not robbin a motherfucker.
470
00:36:59,503 --> 00:37:01,863
Nick, lets get out of here,
man, before he calls the cops.
471
00:37:02,024 --> 00:37:03,784
- Hes not gonna call the cops.
- How do you know?
472
00:37:03,944 --> 00:37:06,704
I had him rip the phone cord
out of the wall.
473
00:37:06,864 --> 00:37:09,784
Oh, shoot.
Thats pretty good.
474
00:37:09,944 --> 00:37:12,145
And you got his gun?
475
00:37:12,305 --> 00:37:15,625
Not bad, Nicholas.
Not bad.
476
00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:54,710
Charlie, this shits depressing the shit
out of me. It´ss makin´ me sad.
477
00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:57,750
What? Oh, come on, man.
This shit is the shit.
478
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,950
- This is the shit. Its supposed to make you sad.
- It´ss grim.
479
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,910
Oh, man, come on.
This is the shit.
480
00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:06,911
This shit is the shit.
This is the hellified love music.
481
00:38:07,071 --> 00:38:09,351
- Im in bad shape over here.
- Ah, man, you know, maybe I can...
482
00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:14,151
tune you in to a nice A.M. station
and get you some Donny Osmond.
483
00:38:16,872 --> 00:38:20,592
- Charlie, whats this? Slow down.
- Get the fuck out of here.
484
00:38:20,752 --> 00:38:23,152
Pull over and
turn the headlights off.
485
00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:37,074
Yo, man, you couldve
gotten me a piece of licorice.
486
00:38:37,234 --> 00:38:39,474
- Its sour.
- So.
487
00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:41,714
Still couldve gotten me a piece.
488
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:44,435
- I didnt think of it.
- Oh, you didn´tt think of it.
489
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,996
Just selfish, man.
Guess thats the world.
490
00:38:47,155 --> 00:38:50,516
- You know? You just- You just selfish.
- Here.
491
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,438
Damn.
492
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:13,958
I swear, white people must got
totally different taste buds, man.
493
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,278
Thats a very
racist thing to say.
494
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:19,398
Oh, yeah? Good.
495
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,120
What the f-
496
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,280
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, theyre rammin´ us.
497
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,520
Thanks for the late-breakin news.
Step on the gas, Nick!
498
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,921
I hate new cars.
499
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,041
Whoa!
500
00:39:42,921 --> 00:39:45,802
Look at his face, man.
501
00:39:45,962 --> 00:39:49,002
Look, man!
502
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:54,763
Our turf, baby.
503
00:40:21,526 --> 00:40:24,166
They dont look like cops.
504
00:40:24,326 --> 00:40:26,167
Definitely not cops.
505
00:40:26,327 --> 00:40:28,887
Get out of the car.
506
00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:35,488
- There you go.
- All right, motherfuckers, back the fuck off!
507
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,448
Oh, shit. Its cool.
508
00:40:45,728 --> 00:40:47,888
Oh, yeah, Im cool.
We cool.
509
00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:49,809
I was just fuckin
with y´aall, man.
510
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,729
Hey, whats up?
Y´aall-Y´aall live around here?
511
00:40:51,889 --> 00:40:55,689
Bring your ass
around the front of the car.
512
00:40:55,849 --> 00:41:00,050
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
There you go. There you go.
513
00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:03,891
- All right. Okay. Oh, shit. -
Uh-huh. Watch your feet. - Uh-huh.
514
00:41:04,051 --> 00:41:06,851
Come on, rubber legs. Lets go.
Watch where you´rre walkin´..
515
00:41:07,011 --> 00:41:09,571
Watch- Watch your feet.
There you go, baby.
516
00:41:09,731 --> 00:41:12,091
Perhaps you two havent heard
that my partner and I here...
517
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:15,492
own the rights to all violent crime
on this particular stretch of highway.
518
00:41:15,652 --> 00:41:19,612
And we dont take kindly to any
unauthorized criminal activities.
519
00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:22,332
You dont understand.
We were-
520
00:41:22,452 --> 00:41:25,173
- Oh, shit.
- Thats my car.
521
00:41:25,332 --> 00:41:27,773
- Can I have your attention, please?
- Yeah.
522
00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:31,813
I bet you used to sell more Girl Scout cookies
than any other member of the whole troop, didnt ya?
523
00:41:31,974 --> 00:41:35,534
What were you calling yourself back
then? Yolanda, you little bitch?
524
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,734
Cynthia? Susan? What was it?
I cant remember.
525
00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:40,294
- Hey, guys, I will be gentle. Dont even worry about it.
- Huh?
526
00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:43,335
Now- Now, dont even worry.
527
00:41:43,495 --> 00:41:45,815
Uh-huh.
528
00:41:47,815 --> 00:41:49,576
I have these.
529
00:41:49,735 --> 00:41:51,815
Oh, now thats not
gonna be enough.
530
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,856
Whered you put your booty?
531
00:42:01,857 --> 00:42:07,017
Now Ive done it. I finally found
someone I like less than you.
532
00:42:07,177 --> 00:42:10,538
Shit. Thats
a fancy case, friend.
533
00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:13,258
You know, when a sweet-mouthed girl
like you has a fancy case like this...
534
00:42:13,418 --> 00:42:16,938
a man gets to thinkin
where´ss the wallet?
535
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:20,139
Thats it.
We´rre dead, man.
536
00:42:20,299 --> 00:42:21,979
Im gonna need
that wallet, Alice.
537
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:26,060
Wheres that big, fat wallet?
Give it to me.
538
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,780
Give me your fuckin wallet,
you little bitch.
539
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,420
- You know what?
- Nick, Nick, what you doin?
540
00:42:33,581 --> 00:42:35,661
Im sure you´rre
a really scary guy.
541
00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:39,581
Im sure that, normally, people just
quiver at the very sound of your voice.
542
00:42:39,741 --> 00:42:43,222
But, you see, I, I cant
see that right now.
543
00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:47,462
I- I-I just see a weak,
desperate little man...
544
00:42:47,621 --> 00:42:50,343
that probably grew up
torturing little animals.
545
00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:52,302
Some puny, little uncoordinated...
546
00:42:52,462 --> 00:42:56,743
cant-make-the-football-team- so-I´lll-pick-on-third-graders-
and-steal-their-lunch-money...
547
00:42:56,903 --> 00:42:59,343
punk, jerk-off bully...
548
00:42:59,503 --> 00:43:01,663
that one day wakes up
and realizes hes nothing.
549
00:43:01,824 --> 00:43:05,784
Just a sad, pathetic, useless,
illiterate piece of inbred shit.
550
00:43:06,744 --> 00:43:10,184
I just want you to know,
I totally disagree.
551
00:43:18,385 --> 00:43:21,826
- Time to die.
- That just makes you my best friend.
552
00:43:23,946 --> 00:43:26,547
All right,
drop the fuckin gun.
553
00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:29,547
Drop the fuckin gun!
554
00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,467
Give me this, motherfucker.
555
00:43:31,627 --> 00:43:34,347
Now back the fuck up before
I kick you in your bitch-ass chin.
556
00:43:34,507 --> 00:43:37,668
Back the fuck up!
I said, back the fuck up!
557
00:43:37,827 --> 00:43:40,628
Didnt I say, back the fuck up?
Everybody, back the fuck up.
558
00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:43,508
Oh!
559
00:43:44,988 --> 00:43:49,469
Shit.
560
00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:51,349
- You shot me.
- Im sorry, Nick.
561
00:43:51,509 --> 00:43:54,589
- Put down the gun.
- Shut up.
562
00:43:54,749 --> 00:43:58,230
- You shot me. - I said, Im
sorry, man. I- I-I didn´tt mean it.
563
00:43:58,390 --> 00:44:00,230
The gun just went off.
564
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,631
You know, I have that
same trouble in bed.
565
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,830
Well, rarely. Every once
in a great while.
566
00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:09,271
- Put down that gun, you idiot.
- Would you shut up? Im shot here.
567
00:44:09,431 --> 00:44:11,911
You shut the fuck up.
Who the hell do you think you are?
568
00:44:12,071 --> 00:44:14,392
- You shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck
up! - Huh? Look at yourself, you candy-ass-
569
00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,552
- Man, you shut the fuck up. -
You shut the fuck up. - Shut up!
570
00:44:16,712 --> 00:44:19,992
- Put down the gun! - Hey, hey, hey! - Put that
fucking gun down before you take a fucking toe hit.
571
00:44:20,152 --> 00:44:23,433
- You shut the fuck up! - I dont give a shit!
- Shut the fuck up! - Candy-ass motherfucker!
572
00:44:23,593 --> 00:44:26,393
- Shut the fuck up, man! - Shut
the fuck up! - Hey, hey, hey!
573
00:44:26,553 --> 00:44:29,514
Hey! Everybody,
shut the fuck up!
574
00:44:29,674 --> 00:44:31,913
Now, everybody,
shut the fuck up!
575
00:44:32,074 --> 00:44:33,754
Especially you.
Shut the fuck up.
576
00:44:33,914 --> 00:44:36,154
You like Girl Scout cookies?
Come here. Come here.
577
00:44:36,314 --> 00:44:38,234
You want cookie?
Heres a cookie.
578
00:44:38,394 --> 00:44:41,675
Now back the fuck up like I done
told you two dumb-ass mother-
579
00:44:41,835 --> 00:44:43,995
Back up, back up.
580
00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:51,915
Get in the car, Nick!
Look at you now.
581
00:44:54,076 --> 00:44:55,836
Thats good.
582
00:44:55,997 --> 00:44:58,236
Bye, cowboys!
583
00:45:13,398 --> 00:45:16,399
Nick, why the hell you start up
with that guy, man?
584
00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:19,919
- You shot me.
- Im sorry.
585
00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:24,240
- You shot me.
- Im sorry.
586
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,520
You dont say you´rre sorry
when you shoot someone.
587
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,920
You say youre sorry when
you step on someone´ss toe...
588
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,280
or you accidentally
break their glasses...
589
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,440
or you, you fart
while theyre eating.
590
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,161
You- You dont say you´rre sorry
when you shoot someone!
591
00:45:37,281 --> 00:45:39,642
Shit.
592
00:45:39,801 --> 00:45:43,202
Oh, my God. Its going numb.
It´ss going numb. It´ss going numb.
593
00:45:43,361 --> 00:45:46,042
What?
594
00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,482
Shit.
595
00:45:55,403 --> 00:45:57,723
Oh, my God!
596
00:45:57,884 --> 00:46:00,484
Nick, thats the most
hideous thing I ever seen.
597
00:46:00,643 --> 00:46:03,644
Hey, yo, man, you know,
maybe if you wrap your arm in ice...
598
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:06,364
they can reattach it.
599
00:46:09,604 --> 00:46:12,164
Thats funny, man.
600
00:46:12,325 --> 00:46:15,885
- Thats a baby gash.
- Shut up.
601
00:46:16,045 --> 00:46:19,486
- But its a baby gash.
- It could´vve been a lot worse. It could´vve been a lot worse!
602
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:22,406
- It couldve been, but it wasn´tt. I´mm
gonna- - What are you thinking, shooting?
603
00:46:22,566 --> 00:46:24,326
Look, just calm down,
all right?
604
00:46:24,486 --> 00:46:27,927
Youre gonna upset your wound.
605
00:46:48,248 --> 00:46:50,089
Yeah. Do you folks
want a lift somewhere?
606
00:46:50,249 --> 00:46:51,930
- Where you from?
- London.
607
00:46:52,089 --> 00:46:53,810
- Me too!
- Really?
608
00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:55,450
- Yeah!
- Thats terrific.
609
00:46:55,610 --> 00:47:00,210
Hop in me car. Lets go then.
Come on. Jump in. Let´ss go.
610
00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:03,971
- Oh, this is great.
- Hey, would you scoot over a smidgen?
611
00:47:06,651 --> 00:47:08,811
Sorry about that.
Cheers, mate.
612
00:47:13,572 --> 00:47:16,652
- Nick Beam.
- Where we headed?
613
00:47:16,812 --> 00:47:18,813
L.A.
614
00:47:20,812 --> 00:47:22,532
City of Angels.
615
00:47:31,493 --> 00:47:34,094
So where you plan
on stayin tonight?
616
00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:37,134
- Ill just sleep in the car.
- Yeah, right.
617
00:47:37,294 --> 00:47:40,015
You can stay at my place,
brother.
618
00:47:40,175 --> 00:47:42,735
Thanks.
Well, just for the night.
619
00:47:42,855 --> 00:47:44,975
What? Did you think
I was asking you to move in?
620
00:47:45,135 --> 00:47:47,616
- No, I was just sayin-
- Please, Mr Beam.
621
00:47:47,775 --> 00:47:51,416
- Stay with me forever.
- Just shut up.
622
00:47:51,576 --> 00:47:54,736
- Mr Beam.
- Shut up.
623
00:47:54,897 --> 00:47:57,457
- Mr Beam, Mr Beam, Mr Beam.
- You know how to shut up?
624
00:47:57,617 --> 00:47:59,377
- Mr Beam.
- Is it in your vocabulary?
625
00:47:59,537 --> 00:48:01,737
- Stay with me forever, Mr Beam.
- Is it possible? Do you ever shut up?
626
00:48:01,896 --> 00:48:04,498
Will you stay with me
forever, Mr Beam?
627
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,620
Look here.
When you meet my wife...
628
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,900
she dont know nothin´
about my sideline gig.
629
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:34,341
- You mean she doesnt know you´rre a thief?
- Hey, I´mm not a thief, okay?
630
00:48:34,501 --> 00:48:37,941
I just dabble
in future used goods.
631
00:48:38,101 --> 00:48:41,782
- Well, what does she think you do all day?
- Look for work, man.
632
00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:48,582
Maybe if you did look for work,
you wouldnt have to steal.
633
00:48:48,742 --> 00:48:50,902
Dont judge me.
634
00:48:58,824 --> 00:49:00,584
You stepped on my shoe.
635
00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:02,984
See, I dont usually
get in this late.
636
00:49:04,584 --> 00:49:08,265
Baby, am I glad
to see you.
637
00:49:08,425 --> 00:49:11,985
No, no, no. No, talk to me.
Explain this to me now.
638
00:49:12,144 --> 00:49:15,305
I got mugged.
639
00:49:15,465 --> 00:49:17,945
- Okay, I didnt get mugged.
- I got-
640
00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:22,666
- I got mugged. He got beat up.
- Thank-
641
00:49:22,826 --> 00:49:25,186
Remember how I was tellin you
I had a job interview?
642
00:49:25,346 --> 00:49:27,106
Baby, thats him.
He right there.
643
00:49:27,266 --> 00:49:30,627
Thats the player
right there.
644
00:49:30,786 --> 00:49:35,627
My names Nick. Nick Beam.
Nice to meet you.
645
00:49:35,787 --> 00:49:38,548
When are you gonna stop
gettin into trouble, Terrance?
646
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:40,308
- Terrance?
- ´TT.´´´
647
00:49:40,468 --> 00:49:44,069
Okay? My friends call me ´TT.´´´
You can kiss my ass. Boo!
648
00:49:44,229 --> 00:49:46,389
- Okay, Terrance.
- Oh, Mama.
649
00:49:46,549 --> 00:49:50,109
Please go on
back to bed, Mama.
650
00:49:50,269 --> 00:49:52,990
What kind of man stays out
till 2:30 in the morning...
651
00:49:53,149 --> 00:49:54,910
then comes back lookin
like a bruised turd?
652
00:49:55,069 --> 00:49:57,549
- Mama, I aint-
- Don´tt you talk back.
653
00:49:57,710 --> 00:50:00,990
Dont talk back
to your mother.
654
00:50:01,150 --> 00:50:03,350
W- What- Whatd I do?
655
00:50:03,511 --> 00:50:05,311
You got that slap
cause you with him.
656
00:50:05,471 --> 00:50:09,111
- And I know youre part of whatever badness he´ss into.
- Mama, enough.
657
00:50:09,271 --> 00:50:11,711
You got some explainin
to do in the morning, Mr Gentleman.
658
00:50:11,871 --> 00:50:14,672
Now you think on that.
659
00:50:19,312 --> 00:50:22,873
Why do you keep on
smackin me, Mama?
660
00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:27,113
Okay.
661
00:50:28,674 --> 00:50:32,754
- Shh.
- No, go ahead. Go ahead.
662
00:50:32,914 --> 00:50:34,394
- Okay.
- Oh.
663
00:50:36,674 --> 00:50:38,754
Okay, now you come here.
Come here.
664
00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:41,475
Mama didnt have to
smack me three times.
665
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:49,395
- We gotta move out of here.
- I know.
666
00:50:49,555 --> 00:50:54,476
- I know.
- I heard gunshots.
667
00:50:54,636 --> 00:50:58,277
Hey, there, boy. Hey, what
you doing up this late, pal?
668
00:50:58,437 --> 00:51:01,077
Huh? Whats up?
What are you doing up this late?
669
00:51:01,237 --> 00:51:04,318
Oh, honey, we woke you.
670
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,918
Now look, dont worry.
Give Daddy a kiss. Come on.
671
00:51:07,078 --> 00:51:10,638
Dont worry. I ain´tt gonna let nothin´
happen to y´aall. You know that, right?
672
00:51:10,798 --> 00:51:15,719
- What happened to your face?
- No, Im cool, little man.
673
00:51:15,878 --> 00:51:17,719
Hey, you do your homework?
674
00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:19,479
- Yes, sir.
- I said, did you do your homework?
675
00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:21,480
- Hmm? Hmm?
- Y- Yes, sir.
676
00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:26,039
- What about you, little miss? Did you do all your homework?
- I dont have any homework.
677
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,080
You dont have no homework? All right,
time to go back to bed. Let´ss go.
678
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:34,761
Hut-two-three-four
Make a right at the right door
679
00:51:34,921 --> 00:51:39,322
Make your choice cause you got
to grow up to be successful
680
00:51:39,481 --> 00:51:42,801
- I hope this isnt an inconvenience for you.
- Not at all.
681
00:51:42,962 --> 00:51:47,082
You seem like a nice man. Terrance
can use a few of those in his life.
682
00:51:47,242 --> 00:51:49,482
- Good night.
- Good night.
683
00:51:49,642 --> 00:51:51,483
Thanks.
684
00:51:56,323 --> 00:51:58,084
Hey.
685
00:53:56,656 --> 00:53:59,857
You know, I never noticed before,
but you got really nice eyes.
686
00:54:00,017 --> 00:54:02,097
- Shut up!
- But you do.
687
00:54:02,258 --> 00:54:06,618
Lets get this over with. I can´tt believe it.
I´mm committing armed robbery for two flashlights.
688
00:54:06,778 --> 00:54:09,698
Hey, dont worry about it.
Let´ss go.
689
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,100
Freeze, motherfucker!
690
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:32,220
You move your ass so much
as an inch, Ill blow it off!
691
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:35,861
- You hear me, motherfucker?
- Hey. - You hear me? What?
692
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:40,541
- Why you acting so mean?
- Hey, look, man. Now aint the fuckin´ time, all right?
693
00:54:40,701 --> 00:54:43,581
- You say scary shit, it scares em.
- Yeah, but you have a gun.
694
00:54:43,742 --> 00:54:46,622
Plus, what youre doing
is a stereotypical robber thing.
695
00:54:46,782 --> 00:54:51,703
I mean, its a lot scarier if someone with
a gun is calm and cool and collected, man.
696
00:54:51,863 --> 00:54:54,903
- Thats bullshit, man. Don´tt-
- Here.
697
00:54:55,063 --> 00:54:58,943
Excuse me, sir. Come here.
698
00:54:59,103 --> 00:55:03,104
Come here. Come here.
699
00:55:05,384 --> 00:55:08,865
Now, look, Henry...
700
00:55:09,025 --> 00:55:11,824
were gonna take
some things outta here...
701
00:55:11,985 --> 00:55:14,985
and youre just gonna
stand there.
702
00:55:17,225 --> 00:55:21,186
- You got a problem with that?
- No.
703
00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:25,347
Good.
704
00:55:27,066 --> 00:55:31,467
Now, honestly, which one
did you think was scarier?
705
00:55:33,347 --> 00:55:36,387
- Honestly?
- Mm-hmm.
706
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,908
He was scarier.
707
00:55:40,068 --> 00:55:44,149
Really? You didnt find
what he did contrived?
708
00:55:44,309 --> 00:55:48,629
- No. It was scary.
- Well, what part?
709
00:55:48,789 --> 00:55:52,869
Well, the, uh, ´FFreeze, motherfucker´´´
part was scary.
710
00:55:53,029 --> 00:55:56,630
And then he led me to believe
that if I moved my ass...
711
00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:59,271
it, it might be blown off.
712
00:56:02,831 --> 00:56:06,591
- You were scary too.
- Oh, come on. Youre just saying that. You don´tt have to lie.
713
00:56:06,751 --> 00:56:09,511
No, Im not. I thought
you were very scary.
714
00:56:09,672 --> 00:56:11,432
- Really?
- Yeah.
715
00:56:11,592 --> 00:56:14,952
- Well, thank you, Henry.
- Yo, check it out.
716
00:56:15,112 --> 00:56:17,513
Theyre flashlights
with A.M./F.M. radio on it.
717
00:56:17,672 --> 00:56:21,993
They all that. You can listen to
your music while the lights on, boy.
718
00:56:22,153 --> 00:56:24,033
All right, all right!
719
00:56:24,193 --> 00:56:27,273
Come on. Come on.
720
00:56:31,673 --> 00:56:34,994
Freeze, sucker-bitch!
721
00:56:35,954 --> 00:56:37,795
That was much better.
722
00:56:37,955 --> 00:56:41,435
Thank you, Henry.
See ya later now.
723
00:56:41,595 --> 00:56:44,396
What the hell is
´ssucker-bitch´´´??
724
00:57:01,357 --> 00:57:05,157
I wanna live in the jungle
725
00:57:05,317 --> 00:57:08,438
Where you dont got
to wear no clothes
726
00:57:08,598 --> 00:57:11,318
And they got no boutiques
727
00:57:11,478 --> 00:57:13,479
Nothin chic
728
00:57:13,638 --> 00:57:16,518
In the jungle
they dont have no disco
729
00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:18,879
Yo, yo, Rig!
730
00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:21,119
Hey, yo, Rig!
731
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,320
Yeah, come on over here
and meet Ginger and Mary Ann.
732
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,121
Ow! God!
733
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,561
Charlie, we gotta go!
734
00:58:25,406 --> 00:58:28,447
Go, go, go, go, go, go
735
00:58:28,607 --> 00:58:31,287
Go, go, go, go, go, go
736
00:58:31,447 --> 00:58:34,808
- Break, break
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
737
00:58:34,968 --> 00:58:36,808
- Hey, Nick, what floor is it on?
- Fifteenth.
738
00:58:36,968 --> 00:58:39,288
- What- What- What fifteenth?
- Come on.
739
00:58:39,448 --> 00:58:41,288
Why cant we just
use the elevator?
740
00:58:41,448 --> 00:58:44,529
- Cause there´ss a guard that patrols the building.
- This is bullshit!
741
00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:47,769
Come on, man. Its Saturday night.
They´rre not gonna be there anyway.
742
00:58:47,929 --> 00:58:49,809
Look, I know were gonna go
back Monday and we´rre gonna get him.
743
00:58:49,969 --> 00:58:52,530
I just wanna check it out.
Take a left here, will you?
744
00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:56,090
You seriously busted up my party.
You know that.
745
00:58:56,249 --> 00:58:58,730
Those girls were attracted to you. I
mean, Christs sake, they´rre only human.
746
00:58:58,890 --> 00:59:01,370
- Youre a handsome man. We will go back.
- I´lll hold you to that.
747
00:59:01,531 --> 00:59:04,171
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm. Whats the matter with you?
748
00:59:07,251 --> 00:59:09,851
- You sharp.
- Okay. - Yeah.
749
00:59:17,332 --> 00:59:19,052
Beat you.
750
00:59:19,212 --> 00:59:21,813
- I carried the damn bag.
- I still beat you.
751
00:59:21,973 --> 00:59:24,573
Beat me at what?
Climbing steps?
752
00:59:25,973 --> 00:59:28,574
Guess well call you
the ´´´SStep King. ´´´
753
00:59:33,974 --> 00:59:35,974
Oh, shit.
754
00:59:37,895 --> 00:59:40,014
No problem.
I know the code.
755
00:59:45,535 --> 00:59:48,296
- What?
- Come on. Come on.
756
00:59:50,056 --> 00:59:54,296
Shit! That asshole
mustve changed the code.
757
00:59:54,456 --> 00:59:57,016
Step aside. Let me take a look.
Let me take a look.
758
00:59:57,137 --> 00:59:59,097
Okay, let me look.
Mm-hmm.
759
01:00:01,938 --> 01:00:06,258
- What are you gonna do?
- You got 12 possible stations here. Youre only using seven.
760
01:00:06,418 --> 01:00:10,178
Im gonna make the other five stations
active, run a test mode...
761
01:00:10,338 --> 01:00:12,578
and force the system
into rotation.
762
01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,699
What does that mean?
763
01:00:17,779 --> 01:00:19,900
We got five minutes.
764
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:31,141
Here. Put on your mask.
765
01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:34,781
Is that mask sweaty? I think
thats the one I hid behind my balls.
766
01:00:36,861 --> 01:00:38,301
All right.
767
01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:03,384
- Yeah, all right.
- All right, all right.
768
01:01:03,544 --> 01:01:06,665
Ooh, yeah. Lets go.
We got three minutes. Let´ss go.
769
01:01:06,825 --> 01:01:09,145
- Lookin good.
- Yeah.
770
01:01:09,304 --> 01:01:13,145
Put the money in there.
Lets go. All right. Let´ss go.
771
01:01:14,906 --> 01:01:19,065
Here we go. Money. Money.
772
01:01:19,226 --> 01:01:21,466
Lets go. Mask, mask.
773
01:01:24,586 --> 01:01:27,947
Lets go, baby.
Let´ss go, baby. Let´ss go!
774
01:01:42,668 --> 01:01:45,229
What the hell are you doin?
Nick?
775
01:01:50,469 --> 01:01:53,710
Okay, thats real clever, Nick.
Let´ss go.
776
01:01:56,510 --> 01:01:58,590
Come on, man.
777
01:02:06,351 --> 01:02:09,791
This is very nice.
Its very nice. It´ss very nice.
778
01:02:09,951 --> 01:02:13,032
Oh. I dont think I´vve ever seen
a more beautiful piece of shit.
779
01:02:13,192 --> 01:02:15,032
Nick. Nick!
780
01:02:15,192 --> 01:02:17,752
Very nice. Very nice.
Very nice.
781
01:02:22,713 --> 01:02:24,753
Yeah!
782
01:02:24,913 --> 01:02:28,394
Thats great. That´ss great.
You done cut the dick off a statue.
783
01:02:32,274 --> 01:02:34,114
Hows it feel, Phillip?
784
01:02:34,274 --> 01:02:38,675
You had it all, but it wasnt enough
for you. You had to mess with me.
785
01:02:40,155 --> 01:02:43,035
Nobody messes with Nick Beam.
786
01:03:12,719 --> 01:03:14,958
I feel lucky
787
01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:18,719
I just feel that way
788
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,920
Im on a bus to Atlantic City
789
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,520
Later on today
790
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,921
- Your face, man. You showed your face.
- It doesnt matter.
791
01:03:34,081 --> 01:03:38,402
It does matter. They catch you,
they catch me. It damn well matters!
792
01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:43,522
- Im a winner
- Hey, man, look at me.
793
01:03:43,682 --> 01:03:46,322
Look at me, man.
Im not goin´ down for this shit.
794
01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:53,603
And now I know
795
01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:55,684
Why Ive been sent
796
01:04:31,768 --> 01:04:35,367
Little rump shaker
She can really shake and bake
797
01:04:35,527 --> 01:04:37,568
Shes got skills
798
01:04:40,488 --> 01:04:43,048
- Watch her slippin and a slidin´
- Here, man!
799
01:04:43,168 --> 01:04:45,488
- Makin booty left to right
- Here!
800
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:48,009
Shes got skills
801
01:04:58,931 --> 01:05:02,530
Hmm. The alarm
mustve been set.
802
01:05:16,532 --> 01:05:20,212
Addressing the groove
I see youre drinkin´ again
803
01:05:20,372 --> 01:05:24,293
Youre smokin´ smack inside your
cigarettes and lookin´ pale and thin
804
01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:26,453
Its a shame
805
01:05:26,614 --> 01:05:29,494
Its a pity in New York City
806
01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:32,974
Well
807
01:05:48,016 --> 01:05:51,016
Well, well, well
well, well
808
01:05:51,176 --> 01:05:53,897
Something has changed
809
01:05:54,057 --> 01:05:56,136
The way these people think
810
01:06:04,858 --> 01:06:10,018
Hey there, lonely girl
811
01:06:10,178 --> 01:06:13,259
Lonely girl
812
01:06:13,419 --> 01:06:18,339
Let me make your
broken heart like new
813
01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:21,740
- Oh, shit.
- Hey there, lonely-
814
01:06:34,701 --> 01:06:36,462
White people.
815
01:06:43,262 --> 01:06:45,422
Our dates.
816
01:07:03,344 --> 01:07:05,545
Ohh, shit.
817
01:07:05,704 --> 01:07:07,865
Oh-ho-ho.
Look at this, man!
818
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:12,305
Mama-say, mama-sa, makusa!
Oh, smack me two times!
819
01:07:12,465 --> 01:07:14,265
Calm down.
820
01:07:14,426 --> 01:07:16,866
My son is going
to the best schools.
821
01:07:17,026 --> 01:07:19,746
My daughter, she aint even
gonna know what a food stamp is.
822
01:07:19,906 --> 01:07:23,826
My wife,
we goin out all the time.
823
01:07:23,986 --> 01:07:25,787
All the time!
824
01:07:29,507 --> 01:07:32,828
- Whats wrong with you, man?
- Nothing.
825
01:07:32,987 --> 01:07:35,548
You sweatin that bullshit, ain´tt you?
You sweatin´ that bullshit.
826
01:07:35,668 --> 01:07:38,228
You did what you had to do
to that guy, man. Dont worry about it.
827
01:07:38,348 --> 01:07:41,028
All right? Put that shit
behind you, man. Where you goin?
828
01:07:41,189 --> 01:07:44,989
Where you goin?
Where you goin´??
829
01:07:45,149 --> 01:07:47,309
Im just gonna-
I´mm just gonna take a walk.
830
01:07:47,469 --> 01:07:49,229
All right.
Well, hurry back.
831
01:07:49,389 --> 01:07:52,150
I got willpower,
but I dont know how much.
832
01:07:52,310 --> 01:07:55,670
You know what Im sayin´??
Yeah.
833
01:07:55,950 --> 01:07:57,950
There is somethin
834
01:07:58,110 --> 01:08:01,710
On your mind
835
01:08:05,671 --> 01:08:10,031
By the way
you look at me
836
01:08:14,472 --> 01:08:16,593
There is somethin
837
01:08:16,752 --> 01:08:20,793
On your mind, honey
838
01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:27,513
Did you ever do somethin that you
thought would make you feel great?
839
01:08:27,674 --> 01:08:29,714
In a weird way,
you almost feel worse.
840
01:08:29,874 --> 01:08:32,554
Revenge, huh?
Some things hurt no matter what.
841
01:08:32,714 --> 01:08:34,714
That must be a fact
of life.
842
01:08:34,874 --> 01:08:38,314
- And what youre thinkin´
- Hi!
843
01:08:38,475 --> 01:08:41,195
Hi! Nick.
844
01:08:41,355 --> 01:08:44,436
I cant believe it.
What are you doin´ here?
845
01:08:44,595 --> 01:08:47,635
- Danielle.
- Oops.
846
01:08:47,796 --> 01:08:50,156
I dont know
what I´mm doin´ here.
847
01:08:50,316 --> 01:08:53,036
- What are you doin here?
- Well, Sheila, my best friend-
848
01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:56,836
Well, she used to be my best friend. I guess,
technically, Marcy would be my best friend.
849
01:08:56,997 --> 01:08:59,637
I mean, they both think theyre my
best friend, which is okay by me.
850
01:08:59,797 --> 01:09:02,917
But once I did have this nightmare
where Sheila and Marcy are sitting...
851
01:09:03,078 --> 01:09:05,838
right next to each other, and this
Eskimo guy comes over and says, ´PPick. ´´´
852
01:09:05,997 --> 01:09:10,198
I thought I was gonna die. I mean,
an Eskimo guy. What is that all about?
853
01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:12,598
Anyway, Sheila, shes visiting
and she´ss staying here.
854
01:09:12,758 --> 01:09:14,918
And so I thought Id take her
to a party and show her a good time.
855
01:09:15,079 --> 01:09:19,359
And she meets this guy and goes home
with him instead. And, oh, well.
856
01:09:19,519 --> 01:09:22,239
You really look good.
857
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,160
You look-
You look good too.
858
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,481
- Thank you.
- Do you want a drink?
859
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,081
Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure.
860
01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:36,721
You know, Im such a klutz. I spilled
beer all over my dress earlier.
861
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:41,482
And, well, I think its stained.
Did it stain, Nick?
862
01:09:51,163 --> 01:09:54,923
I have Sheilas room key.
You wanna come up?
863
01:09:55,084 --> 01:09:57,524
- Lets get hot
- Oh, yes, it´ss ladies´ night
864
01:09:57,684 --> 01:09:59,844
And the vibes is right
865
01:10:00,004 --> 01:10:02,244
Oh, yes, its ladies´ night
Oh, what a night
866
01:10:02,404 --> 01:10:04,364
Oh, what a night
867
01:10:04,524 --> 01:10:08,485
Its ladies´ night
and the feeling´ss right
868
01:10:08,645 --> 01:10:11,365
Oh, yes, its ladies´ night
Oh, what a night
869
01:10:11,525 --> 01:10:13,445
Oh, what a night
870
01:10:23,006 --> 01:10:25,326
Nick, Nick,
use your key, man.
871
01:10:27,886 --> 01:10:29,647
All right.
All right, Nick. Damn!
872
01:10:31,487 --> 01:10:35,408
- Hey, Nick, why couldnt you just use your key?
- Turn your bed down?
873
01:10:49,769 --> 01:10:52,049
Stay.
874
01:11:10,731 --> 01:11:12,772
The lady is lookin good
875
01:11:12,932 --> 01:11:16,812
- Just like the lady should
- Just like the lady should
876
01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:20,732
Ive been thinking about this
for so long. I want you so bad.
877
01:11:20,893 --> 01:11:22,853
I just wanted to
make her happy.
878
01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,614
This is gonna be a night
that you wont forget.
879
01:11:25,773 --> 01:11:27,573
I try to forget,
but I cant.
880
01:11:27,733 --> 01:11:31,894
- Give it to me, Nick.
- Give. Thats all I did was give.
881
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:45,216
Nick? Nick, youre really putting
a damper on the mood here.
882
01:11:45,376 --> 01:11:47,376
Im sorry.
I don´tt know.
883
01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:50,576
Danielle, I cant.
I just can´tt.
884
01:11:52,216 --> 01:11:55,217
I just wanna make you mine
885
01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:58,337
Well be together
till the end of time
886
01:11:58,497 --> 01:12:01,617
Hey, Kareem. Are you aware
that Charlie and I...
887
01:12:01,777 --> 01:12:05,017
had intended to come up here
and cap your punk ass?
888
01:12:05,177 --> 01:12:07,018
And your girlfriend Nick.
889
01:12:07,178 --> 01:12:10,418
But, shit, you two muffins did such an
outstanding job with this financing...
890
01:12:10,578 --> 01:12:13,658
I mean, who could think about killing
at a time like this?
891
01:12:13,818 --> 01:12:17,179
Thanks. Your approval
means a lot.
892
01:12:17,339 --> 01:12:21,379
- Did I tell you to speak? Did I tell you to speak?
- Charlie, no.
893
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,740
Thats gonna be too loud.
894
01:12:24,899 --> 01:12:26,980
Too loud.
895
01:12:55,864 --> 01:12:59,864
- Hello? Hello?
- Hi.
896
01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:03,425
Oh, my God!
Nick, is that you? Are you okay?
897
01:13:04,824 --> 01:13:07,785
- Im fine.
- Oh, thank God!
898
01:13:07,945 --> 01:13:09,945
I didnt know if, if you-
899
01:13:10,105 --> 01:13:13,785
I thought that-
Youre not hurt?
900
01:13:13,945 --> 01:13:18,545
- No.
- Oh, thank God! Where are you?
901
01:13:18,706 --> 01:13:23,946
Look, Ann, lets not make this harder
than it has to be. I saw you.
902
01:13:24,107 --> 01:13:28,227
- What?
- I saw you. I know.
903
01:13:28,387 --> 01:13:30,627
Saw me what?
What are you talking about?
904
01:13:30,787 --> 01:13:33,468
Come on. Do you have to do this?
You and Phillip.
905
01:13:33,627 --> 01:13:35,988
- What about him?
- Youre denying it. She´ss denying it.
906
01:13:36,148 --> 01:13:40,828
I dont believe this.
Friday afternoon. Remember?
907
01:13:40,989 --> 01:13:45,669
Well, guess what.
I came home early. I saw you, Ann.
908
01:13:47,149 --> 01:13:51,229
- I was there.
- Oh. Oh, no.
909
01:13:51,390 --> 01:13:53,870
Yeah. Oh, no.
910
01:13:55,350 --> 01:13:58,831
Nick, I was still
at work Friday afternoon.
911
01:13:58,991 --> 01:14:04,031
At work? Well, then your-your clone
was at home screwing my boss.
912
01:14:04,191 --> 01:14:07,871
Nick, it was my sister.
Remember, I told you...
913
01:14:08,032 --> 01:14:10,592
she was coming next Friday
with her fiance?
914
01:14:10,752 --> 01:14:14,152
Well, I made a mistake. It was this
Friday. They called from the airport.
915
01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:15,952
I told them about
the key in the planter.
916
01:14:16,112 --> 01:14:17,992
I called you, but youd
already left the office.
917
01:14:18,153 --> 01:14:20,513
So I left you a message
on the machine at home.
918
01:14:20,673 --> 01:14:24,473
What about
- What about the cuff links? Phillips cuff links were on the sink, Ann.
919
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:27,114
Honey, theyve been in the dresser
since the Christmas party.
920
01:14:27,273 --> 01:14:31,074
I left them on the counter so youd
finally remember to bring them to him.
921
01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,794
So youre not having
an affair?
922
01:14:33,914 --> 01:14:37,554
- No, you dick!
- You still love me?
923
01:14:37,714 --> 01:14:39,875
More than anything in the world.
924
01:14:40,035 --> 01:14:44,315
You- You wouldnt believe
what I´vve been through.
925
01:14:44,475 --> 01:14:49,236
Youre gonna laugh,
but I actually- Shit.
926
01:14:49,396 --> 01:14:52,197
- Whats the matter? What´ss wrong?
- Shit!
927
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:55,396
- Whats the matter? What?
- Shit!
928
01:14:55,556 --> 01:14:57,397
Shit! Shit!
929
01:14:57,557 --> 01:14:59,517
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit...
930
01:14:59,677 --> 01:15:01,997
shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit.
931
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:09,359
Going down.
932
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,039
- Dont touch it.
- Oh, man.
933
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,000
Oh, man.
934
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,721
I think I can open the door
and catch the sheet.
935
01:15:32,881 --> 01:15:35,761
- Dont touch the sheet, please. Don´tt-
- No, no, no.
936
01:15:35,921 --> 01:15:38,761
- No, dont move. Don´tt move.
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I done moved the hand.
937
01:15:38,921 --> 01:15:42,322
I really dont think you should be moving right now. I
- I think you´rre moving.
938
01:15:42,482 --> 01:15:44,882
- Call the paramedics. Listen to me.
- All right.
939
01:15:45,042 --> 01:15:48,202
Get them here
as fast as you can!
940
01:15:48,362 --> 01:15:50,483
Have them meet me
with a gurney.
941
01:15:50,643 --> 01:15:53,203
- Wait. Let me practise.
- Let you practise?
942
01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:56,883
Im hangin´ on
a fuckin´ ledge, man.
943
01:15:57,044 --> 01:15:59,723
- I dont wanna die like this, Nick.
- All right.
944
01:15:59,884 --> 01:16:01,884
I wasnt tryin´
to stick you up, man!
945
01:16:02,044 --> 01:16:04,124
First, Im gonna say ´´´oone. ´´´ Then I´mm gonna
say ´´´ttwo. ´´´ Then I´mm gonna say ´´´tthree. ´´´
946
01:16:04,284 --> 01:16:06,645
- And then Im gonna do it.
- I can´tt hear you.
947
01:16:06,805 --> 01:16:10,845
- Im gonna start with one and count to three!
- Okay.
948
01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:13,245
Ready?
One.
949
01:16:13,406 --> 01:16:15,245
- Right.
- Two.
950
01:16:15,405 --> 01:16:17,646
I cant hear you!
You gotta be louder, Nick!
951
01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:21,247
- I said, ´ttwo´´´!!
- Are you on ´´´ttwo´´´ already?
952
01:16:21,406 --> 01:16:23,766
- Ill start again!
- Start from ´´´oone´´´!!
953
01:16:24,647 --> 01:16:26,847
- One.. -
Right. - Two.
954
01:16:27,007 --> 01:16:29,888
- I got you.
- Three!
955
01:16:30,047 --> 01:16:33,048
- Nick!
- I got it! I got it! Got it!
956
01:16:36,768 --> 01:16:39,808
Well, you go, boy!
You my-
957
01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:57,090
The elevator!
The money!
958
01:16:58,730 --> 01:17:01,411
Remind me to kick
your ass later.
959
01:17:16,773 --> 01:17:18,813
Oh! Were rich, man!
960
01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:22,333
- We are in the bigs.
- Charlie. Charlie, smell that.
961
01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:24,253
Oh, yes! You, too,
can be a millionaire!
962
01:17:24,413 --> 01:17:26,013
Hookers!
963
01:17:26,173 --> 01:17:28,574
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
Charlie, smell this.
964
01:17:28,734 --> 01:17:30,934
More hookers!
965
01:17:31,094 --> 01:17:33,774
- Hookers!
- We hit the mother lode, man!
966
01:17:33,935 --> 01:17:35,934
- What the fuck is that?
- What the fuck-
967
01:17:36,095 --> 01:17:38,055
- Okay. What now?
- I dont know.
968
01:17:38,214 --> 01:17:40,095
What do you mean, you dont know?
I thought you said you had a plan.
969
01:17:40,255 --> 01:17:43,936
- That was my plan: to ram them.
- Ram them.
970
01:17:45,095 --> 01:17:46,656
Speed up!
971
01:17:48,095 --> 01:17:51,696
- Shoot the mother- Shoot him!
- I got him! I got him!
972
01:17:51,856 --> 01:17:53,736
- Shoot em!
- Geez!
973
01:17:55,217 --> 01:17:57,657
You know, Im tired of this shit.
Let´ss go!
974
01:18:03,698 --> 01:18:05,418
Charlie!
Look out, Charlie!
975
01:18:12,098 --> 01:18:15,739
Im actually grabbing a gun
and going after bad guys.
976
01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:18,299
You the man.
977
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,060
All right.
978
01:18:32,621 --> 01:18:34,621
- You see em?
- No.
979
01:18:34,781 --> 01:18:37,221
Ill, uh-
I´lll let you know.
980
01:18:37,381 --> 01:18:40,381
Please do.
Nick.
981
01:18:45,823 --> 01:18:47,822
What?
982
01:18:50,343 --> 01:18:54,464
- You checkin this shit out?
- Hey, Nick.
983
01:18:54,623 --> 01:18:56,463
I like you like this.
984
01:18:56,624 --> 01:18:58,824
You and your prom date
both having weapons.
985
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:02,664
That way I dont have to kill
an unarmed couple. It´ss not my style.
986
01:19:02,824 --> 01:19:04,984
Put down the bag.
987
01:19:06,505 --> 01:19:09,705
- Paul Bunyan, come and take the bag.
- Nick, let me-
988
01:19:09,865 --> 01:19:12,065
- Youre an idiot! Shut up! - Shoot this
mother- - No, you´rre a fuckin´ idiot!
989
01:19:12,225 --> 01:19:16,626
Who are you? Crime dog now? Are you aware that
theres only two kind of people on the whole planet?
990
01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:19,346
There are killers,
and then theres everybody else.
991
01:19:19,466 --> 01:19:24,067
Im a killer, Nick. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What are you, Nick?
992
01:19:28,387 --> 01:19:30,867
Im married.
993
01:19:31,827 --> 01:19:36,068
Oh, you son of a-
Wait, wait, wait.
994
01:19:36,228 --> 01:19:38,789
Oh, shit!
995
01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,709
What are you,
fuckin out of your mind?
996
01:19:40,868 --> 01:19:43,269
- Fuck!
- What, are you crazy?
997
01:19:48,429 --> 01:19:52,109
Huh? Whos in control now?
998
01:19:52,269 --> 01:19:54,510
Hand over the bag...
999
01:19:54,670 --> 01:19:58,631
or else my man Nick Beam here
gonna put one in your ass.
1000
01:19:58,791 --> 01:20:00,591
Aint that right, Nick?
1001
01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:09,151
- Ill roll over.
- Okay, I see it. I see it.
1002
01:20:09,312 --> 01:20:11,991
Let me try to get around
and get you.
1003
01:20:12,152 --> 01:20:13,792
No, its not-
1004
01:20:15,793 --> 01:20:18,433
- No, theyre in the alley. -
Charlie, it´ss the police. - Oh, yes!
1005
01:20:18,592 --> 01:20:23,153
- Thank God youre here. - Thank God you´rre
here, man. - Oh, this nightmare´ss over.
1006
01:20:23,313 --> 01:20:25,633
- What the fuck are you doin?
- Put the gun down!
1007
01:20:25,794 --> 01:20:28,154
Put that gun down,
you stupid pig!
1008
01:20:28,313 --> 01:20:30,674
- Wait! Come on!
- Come on, man!
1009
01:20:34,074 --> 01:20:36,714
Its them.
1010
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:41,035
Well, some folks in Arizona are
gonna be mighty happy to see you boys.
1011
01:20:42,676 --> 01:20:46,035
Wait, wait, wait! Officer! Officer!
Officer, two other guys-
1012
01:20:49,036 --> 01:20:53,677
´II´mm married. ´´´ Ka-blam!
You´rre too much.
1013
01:20:53,836 --> 01:20:55,597
- Is the money all there?
- Looks like it.
1014
01:20:55,756 --> 01:21:00,317
Great. We have just enough time
to get it back.
1015
01:21:00,477 --> 01:21:02,477
Excuse me?
1016
01:21:02,637 --> 01:21:05,678
We have to bring the money back.
1017
01:21:05,838 --> 01:21:07,438
No, no.
1018
01:21:07,598 --> 01:21:10,758
Maybe youre a little bit confused
about the purpose of a robbery.
1019
01:21:10,919 --> 01:21:13,998
Oh, T., I didnt tell you. When we
were at the hotel, I called my wife.
1020
01:21:14,159 --> 01:21:16,399
Everythings all right.
You see, it wasn´tt her.
1021
01:21:16,559 --> 01:21:19,679
She wasnt even there.
Isn´tt that great?
1022
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,000
It was her sister
and her sisters fiance.
1023
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:27,760
I dont give a damn if it was
her Uncle Fester and Gumby.
1024
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:30,480
You aint takin´
this money anywhere, man.
1025
01:21:31,601 --> 01:21:33,601
I dont wanna
hear all that.
1026
01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:40,042
- Let go. Let go.
- Gimme the bag. You let go.
1027
01:21:40,201 --> 01:21:41,841
- Let go of the bag. You let-
- Its not your money.
1028
01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:43,362
- Its not your money.
- It´ss not your money!
1029
01:21:43,522 --> 01:21:45,123
- Its not yours. It´ss half mine.
- Let go!
1030
01:21:45,282 --> 01:21:46,802
- You let go! - Let
go! - You let go!
1031
01:21:46,962 --> 01:21:48,803
Let go!
1032
01:21:56,604 --> 01:21:58,723
Get back here!
1033
01:22:17,645 --> 01:22:20,446
- You okay?
- Yeah, Im okay.
1034
01:22:20,606 --> 01:22:23,767
- And you?
- Ill live.
1035
01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:29,127
Cant let you take
the money, Nick.
1036
01:22:29,247 --> 01:22:31,927
T., my life is in that bag.
1037
01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:37,128
Nick, even if you wanted
to take the money back, you cant.
1038
01:22:37,288 --> 01:22:41,128
- Your face is on the video, man.
- They only review the tapes if somethings missing.
1039
01:22:41,288 --> 01:22:44,569
I can go into work early
and bring it back. No onell know.
1040
01:22:48,569 --> 01:22:50,329
T.
1041
01:22:54,650 --> 01:22:56,570
I can get my life back.
1042
01:23:11,092 --> 01:23:16,092
You forget one thing, Nick.
I get my life back too.
1043
01:23:48,776 --> 01:23:51,457
Money dont make
my world go ´rround
1044
01:23:53,536 --> 01:23:56,416
Im reaching out
for the higher ground
1045
01:23:58,657 --> 01:24:02,418
To a warm and peaceful place
1046
01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:07,138
I can rest my weary face
1047
01:24:08,698 --> 01:24:10,858
Lifes answers we try to find
1048
01:24:11,018 --> 01:24:13,578
Oh, we try to find
Yes, we try to find
1049
01:24:13,739 --> 01:24:17,019
Battling inside our minds
1050
01:24:18,579 --> 01:24:23,420
Where do I go from here
1051
01:24:23,579 --> 01:24:27,900
Will all my friends be there
1052
01:24:28,061 --> 01:24:30,941
Cause we´rre living
we´rre living
1053
01:24:31,101 --> 01:24:33,101
In a crazy maze
1054
01:24:33,261 --> 01:24:36,022
And were fighting
we´rre fighting
1055
01:24:36,182 --> 01:24:37,501
To rise above the haze
1056
01:24:37,662 --> 01:24:40,741
Lights at the end
of the tunnel
1057
01:24:40,902 --> 01:24:43,502
Sometimes the journeys long
1058
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:46,023
There are many theories
1059
01:24:46,183 --> 01:24:49,343
Whos right and who´ss wrong
1060
01:24:51,023 --> 01:24:54,503
Pressures on
I have to choose
1061
01:24:56,223 --> 01:24:59,264
Ive got nothing to lose
1062
01:25:01,064 --> 01:25:04,864
I close my eyes
I take a chance
1063
01:25:05,024 --> 01:25:09,225
I- I, I now dance
a different dance
1064
01:25:11,265 --> 01:25:13,346
Whats the key
to a happy life
1065
01:25:13,505 --> 01:25:15,946
Tell me now, now, now
1066
01:25:16,106 --> 01:25:19,026
Healthy mind
and lots of spice
1067
01:25:21,226 --> 01:25:24,547
Running barefoot
through the trees
1068
01:25:24,707 --> 01:25:27,827
- Oh, my God!
- Thats my idea of free
1069
01:25:27,987 --> 01:25:30,547
Ow. Ouch.
1070
01:25:30,707 --> 01:25:33,267
What happened to you?
1071
01:25:33,388 --> 01:25:35,668
Its a long story.
1072
01:25:35,828 --> 01:25:38,068
- I got shot.
- What?
1073
01:25:38,228 --> 01:25:40,789
And I- I think
Im wanted in Arizona.
1074
01:25:41,989 --> 01:25:44,989
Plus, my shoes
caught on fire.
1075
01:25:49,790 --> 01:25:52,790
You told me you were selling me the top of
the line. The top of the line is digital.
1076
01:25:52,950 --> 01:25:55,310
Did you sell me a digital?
No, you did not.
1077
01:25:55,471 --> 01:25:57,310
So, Im bringing it back,
and I expect a full refund.
1078
01:25:57,470 --> 01:25:59,311
And if you do not give me
a full refund, you will not...
1079
01:25:59,470 --> 01:26:01,631
be doing business
with myself or my company.
1080
01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:03,591
Thank you.
1081
01:26:05,511 --> 01:26:09,631
- So, did you hear?
- What?
1082
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:12,192
Some, uh, vandals
broke in over the weekend.
1083
01:26:12,352 --> 01:26:16,313
- What? - Well, nothing was
stolen. They- They cut the-
1084
01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:18,513
the thingy...
1085
01:26:18,672 --> 01:26:22,033
off P.B.s statue.
1086
01:26:24,794 --> 01:26:28,153
Um, theyre reviewing
the videotape.
1087
01:26:35,195 --> 01:26:37,955
- Hi, everybody. Hows it going?
- Not now, Nick.
1088
01:26:40,355 --> 01:26:42,995
- Did anybody see that game last night?
- Game? What game?
1089
01:26:43,155 --> 01:26:46,036
- Oh, that game. Overtime.
- Will you please shut up!
1090
01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:52,957
Dont touch it. Don´tt touch it.
Oh, you pig. Oh, you pig.
1091
01:26:58,757 --> 01:27:00,638
Well, thats it.
What´ss done is done. Listen.
1092
01:27:00,797 --> 01:27:02,638
Ive got this great idea for
the new McGinty Cracker mascot.
1093
01:27:02,798 --> 01:27:04,878
- Move! Move! Move! Move!
Move! Thank you. - This mascot-
1094
01:27:05,037 --> 01:27:07,318
- This-
- Nick! Shut up!
1095
01:27:12,799 --> 01:27:15,359
Whats happening?
1096
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:20,640
Well, what is this?
What the hell is this?
1097
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:24,600
- I dont know.
- You goin´ crazy as a spider!
1098
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,000
Somebody mustve recorded
over the tape.
1099
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:31,481
- Who had access?
- Uh, there was an electrician in here this morning.
1100
01:27:31,641 --> 01:27:34,041
What electrician?
I did not order an electrician!
1101
01:27:34,201 --> 01:27:38,602
I did. The flickers on the-
Fluorescent lights were flickering.
1102
01:27:38,762 --> 01:27:41,082
- Im really sorry, sir.
- This is terrible, Phil.
1103
01:27:41,242 --> 01:27:42,762
- I would really like to be alone
now. - Ill go now. - You should go.
1104
01:27:42,922 --> 01:27:45,002
- I would be really like to be alone. - You
should go. - Ill leave now. - You should go too.
1105
01:27:45,162 --> 01:27:47,842
- I would like to be extremely alone for a minute.
- Im gonna leave you alone.
1106
01:27:48,002 --> 01:27:50,763
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Nick.
1107
01:27:55,963 --> 01:27:57,843
All right now. Cut that out.
Yall wanna eat? You wanna eat?
1108
01:27:58,003 --> 01:28:00,004
- Yeah, we wanna eat.
- I thought you wanna eat. You wanna eat? All right.
1109
01:28:00,164 --> 01:28:02,324
- Just dont burn the meat.
- I don´tt never burn the meat.
1110
01:28:02,485 --> 01:28:05,245
- Uh-huh. What happened the last time?
- Hey, Dad dont burn the meat.
1111
01:28:05,404 --> 01:28:08,405
- Im gonna put some more po-po sauce
on it. Y´aall like that. - Joey. Tonya.
1112
01:28:08,565 --> 01:28:12,045
- Yeah, thats-
- Go see your mama, boy. You know.
1113
01:28:12,206 --> 01:28:15,005
Now this is my very
special mustard.
1114
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,406
- Dont let nobody touch that.
- Okay, Mama.
1115
01:28:17,566 --> 01:28:20,126
- All right.
- Yeah.
1116
01:28:20,286 --> 01:28:22,767
So, hows the
electrician business?
1117
01:28:24,206 --> 01:28:28,527
Hey. Not bad.
The hours are a bitch.
1118
01:28:29,648 --> 01:28:31,487
I wanna thank you.
1119
01:28:31,647 --> 01:28:36,168
I dont know why- I just wanna say
I appreciate what you did.
1120
01:28:38,128 --> 01:28:41,409
Well, dont mention it. How´ss that?
How did you know where I was anyway?
1121
01:28:43,289 --> 01:28:45,089
A friend gave me a tip.
1122
01:28:46,849 --> 01:28:49,209
A friend, huh?
1123
01:28:49,370 --> 01:28:52,130
- You hungry?
- Yes, we would love for you to join us.
1124
01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:54,290
Wouldnt we, Mama?
1125
01:28:58,051 --> 01:29:00,731
I talked to my boss today
after things settled down.
1126
01:29:00,891 --> 01:29:05,251
Convinced him we need
a new security system. Got any ideas?
1127
01:29:05,411 --> 01:29:07,811
Sure. I can help you
pick one out.
1128
01:29:07,971 --> 01:29:11,172
You wanna run it?
We need someone trustworthy.
1129
01:29:11,332 --> 01:29:13,973
I told him I know
just the guy.
1130
01:29:14,132 --> 01:29:15,812
Well, Im gonna have to
think about this, Nick.
1131
01:29:15,973 --> 01:29:20,093
Right now, Im weighing out several
lucrative offers. I mean, they rollin´ in.
1132
01:29:20,253 --> 01:29:22,533
A lot of people want me
to work for them right now.
1133
01:29:22,693 --> 01:29:25,774
Now, thats just
the way I like it.
1134
01:29:25,933 --> 01:29:29,014
All I need now is some
of Mamas special mustard.
1135
01:29:29,174 --> 01:29:30,975
Stop.
1136
01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:39,975
Whatd I do?
1137
01:29:50,536 --> 01:29:54,257
- Run, run!
- Stay down, Nick. Get on outta here.
1138
01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:57,458
Ill beat you into the-
1139
01:29:58,977 --> 01:30:02,218
See you when you get there
1140
01:30:12,939 --> 01:30:16,299
Now I seen places and faces of things
you aint never thought about thinkin´
1141
01:30:16,459 --> 01:30:18,860
If you aint peeked then you
must be drinkin´ and smokin´
1142
01:30:19,019 --> 01:30:22,340
Pretendin that you´rre locin´
but you´rre broken, let me get you open
1143
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:25,220
Now, little Timmy got his diploma
and little Jimmy got life
1144
01:30:25,380 --> 01:30:28,021
And Tamica around the corner
just took her first hit off the pipe
1145
01:30:28,181 --> 01:30:30,741
The other homey shot the other homey
and ran off with his money
1146
01:30:30,861 --> 01:30:33,341
And when the other homeys heard about it
they thought that it was funny
1147
01:30:33,501 --> 01:30:35,821
But whos the dummy ´ccause now
you done lost a hustler
1148
01:30:35,982 --> 01:30:38,262
A down-ass brother
done replaced by a bustler
1149
01:30:38,422 --> 01:30:40,622
And though I got love for ya
I know I cant trust ya
1150
01:30:40,782 --> 01:30:43,342
Cause my crew is rollin´ numbers
and your crew is rollin´ dusters
1151
01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:46,222
And just because of that you act
like you dont like a brother no more
1152
01:30:46,383 --> 01:30:48,502
I guess thats just
the way you go
1153
01:30:48,663 --> 01:30:52,263
I aint tryin´ to preach, I believe
I can reach but your mind ain´tt prepared
1154
01:30:52,423 --> 01:30:54,183
I see ya when you get there
1155
01:30:54,344 --> 01:30:57,823
Ill see you
when you get there
1156
01:30:57,984 --> 01:31:00,624
If you ever get there
1157
01:31:00,784 --> 01:31:03,705
See you when you get there
1158
01:31:03,864 --> 01:31:08,265
Ill see you
when you get there
1159
01:31:08,425 --> 01:31:10,706
If you ever get there
1160
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:13,866
See you when you get there
1161
01:31:14,025 --> 01:31:16,186
More temptation and fate
I guess we livin for today
1162
01:31:16,345 --> 01:31:19,026
I seen a man get swept off his feet
by a bull with an AK
1163
01:31:19,186 --> 01:31:21,426
The situations so twisted
everybody gettin´ lifted
1164
01:31:21,586 --> 01:31:24,306
Im just tryin´ to take care
of my kids and handle my business
1165
01:31:24,467 --> 01:31:26,787
Cause it´ss way too serious
so you gotta pay close attention
1166
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:29,348
So you dont get caught slippin´
when they come to do all the gettin´
1167
01:31:29,508 --> 01:31:31,668
Life is a big game so you gotta
play it with the big boys
1168
01:31:31,828 --> 01:31:34,228
Some of us gotta run a little faster
cause we gotta lay the straw
1169
01:31:34,388 --> 01:31:37,108
But Id be a fool to surrender
when I know I can be a contender
1170
01:31:37,268 --> 01:31:39,629
If everybodys ascended
then everybody can be a winner
1171
01:31:39,789 --> 01:31:41,909
No matter your rag color
Deep down we all brothers
1172
01:31:42,069 --> 01:31:44,549
And we gonna set a time
Somebody up there still love us
1173
01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:47,190
Im gonna scuffle and struggle with ya
I´mm breathless and weak
1174
01:31:47,349 --> 01:31:49,790
I done strived my whole life
to make it to the mountain peak
1175
01:31:49,949 --> 01:31:52,270
Always keep reachin
Sure to grab onto somethin´
1176
01:31:52,429 --> 01:31:55,270
Ill be there when you get there
waitin´ with the sounds bumpin´
1177
01:31:55,431 --> 01:31:59,590
Ill see you
when you get there
1178
01:31:59,751 --> 01:32:01,871
If you ever get there
1179
01:32:02,031 --> 01:32:05,111
See you when you get there
1180
01:32:05,272 --> 01:32:09,711
Ill see you
when you get there
1181
01:32:09,872 --> 01:32:12,232
If you ever get there
1182
01:32:12,392 --> 01:32:15,433
See you when
you get there
1183
01:32:15,593 --> 01:32:18,513
As we walk down the road
of our destiny
1184
01:32:18,673 --> 01:32:21,233
And the time comes to choose
which shall it be
1185
01:32:21,354 --> 01:32:23,233
The wide and crooked
or the straight and narrow
1186
01:32:23,394 --> 01:32:26,193
We got one voice to give
and one life to live
1187
01:32:26,354 --> 01:32:28,994
Stand up for somethin
or lay down in the game
1188
01:32:29,154 --> 01:32:31,434
Listen to the song
that we sing
1189
01:32:31,594 --> 01:32:33,434
Its up to you
to make your beef
1190
01:32:33,594 --> 01:32:36,155
I guess Ill see you
when you see me
1191
01:32:36,315 --> 01:32:40,156
Ill see you
1192
01:32:40,315 --> 01:32:43,075
When you get there
1193
01:32:43,236 --> 01:32:46,036
If you wanna get there
1194
01:32:46,195 --> 01:32:50,476
- Ill see you
- I´lll see you
1195
01:32:50,636 --> 01:32:53,677
- When you get there
- When you get there
1196
01:32:53,837 --> 01:32:56,477
- If you wanna get there
- If you really
1197
01:32:56,637 --> 01:33:00,718
- Ill see you
- I´lll see you
1198
01:33:00,877 --> 01:33:04,158
- When you get there
- When you get there
1199
01:33:04,318 --> 01:33:06,718
- If you wanna get there
- If you really
1200
01:33:06,878 --> 01:33:10,839
Ill see you
1201
01:33:10,999 --> 01:33:12,879
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