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I recommend you act prudently, Majesty, when confronting this matter.

By all means, you must avoid a public trial.

A scandal is too dangerous for the Crown.

You're right.

After all, we're talking about one of your daughters, Majesty.

We must find a solution that doesn't weaken the Crown.

Yes.

Maybe...

You should speak to her instead of threatening her in writing. I don't

that she is quite as wicked as

they describe her to us.

All right.

Can I come in, Brisbane?

The door's open.

What the hell do you want?

Pardon me, I have a message from your father.

The usual threat.

You, stay and keep me company.

Come to your princess.

Come on, come here.

What are you waiting for? Amuse me.

Thank you.

Wow.

I love you.

A king must always act in accordance with full respect for the law. By no

can he obviate the law.

Therefore, whatever my decision be, I wish it was officially backed by a crown

judge.

Oh, how I wish she was like her

sister.

She is incorrigible.

Fetch Judge de Guerniac at once.

Hey, Goatman.

Yes? Stop here a minute.

The truth is that the king awaits, my dear. Well, let him wait.

Okay.

What?

Oh. Oh.

No!

Hmm. Hmm.

No. No.

Oh.

Coachman, we can depart.

Come on, move it.

Ladies first please.

You will remain locked in this cell the rest of your life, and your face will be

hidden behind an iron mask which will disguise your identity forever, till

soul be condemned to be faceless and nameless.

Goodbye, Princess.

Locker.

Yes, sir.

I'm certain that this will not end like this.

Alan promised to help me. He is the king's counselor and won't tolerate that

father has locked me here forever.

Hello, Alan.

Hello, Princess.

I've learned that my father wishes to lock me up.

You won't let him, will you?

I do what I can.

Do you or don't you wish to take the king's place one day? Don't you worry.

I'm going to help you.

Really? Yeah.

Will you follow my orders?

It's me who follows out his orders, yes.

Of course.

What luck.

I only hope he gets me out of here as soon as possible. I must speak urgently

my sister.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

I am indebted to you, my dear little sister, for having agreed to substitute

every once in a while in this unfair ordeal.

We are going to play a little game.

I will be you and you will be me every time we wish.

It's not such a bad deal. When you're locked away in the castle cells, you

be able to meditate, which is your favorite pastime anyway, little sister.

Oh, what a day.

You're so sweet, you know.

Don't worry, you'll see.

Nobody will notice a thing.

We'll fool them with our costumes, as we have on other occasions.

Thanks to being identical twins.

And with this little trick, you can even fuck Alan.

You like him, don't you?

Don't play the shy little one with me.

I'm sorry, Princess.

I'll never abandon you.

Your illustrious counsel into the crown.

Now that my sister is locked away in the cells of the castle, I beg you to grant

me a special permit so that I can visit her to my pleasure and offer her the

human consolation.

that she deserves.

Hand deliver this to the Counselor of the Crown, from me.

So I will.

My beloved Jean -Paul, for some time our rendezvous must be put off.

For I have to take care of my sister, who is very ill.

I have received a very strange letter.

I saw her sister just a few days ago and she seemed very healthy.

Now she says she's very sick and that she must take care of herself.

Why?

I have a feeling that this is just an excuse not to see me.

She's probably tired of me.

Is anything wrong, dear cousin?

No, no, no. Everything's just fine.

Are you sad today because you haven't seen your princess?

Oh, please leave me alone.

Oh, and what does he have to say?

Leave it.

Don't tease me.

And now?

How do you feel now?

Oh, really?

And who was it, your sister?

Please don't hurt me. Relax.

That's it.

There,

good.

What the...

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And now, little sister, you'll see the surprise I prepared for you.

You will be accused of this offense, and your guard will be doubled.

That way, I won't be able to substitute you, and I will have to stay forever in

the palace.

If only you knew how sorry I am, little sister.

Three days have gone by, and she should have returned to switch with me.

What could have happened to her?

I hope she's not sick, with all she's been through, my poor sister.

Good morning, Count.

Please.

Do you know where I can find the princess, my fiancée?

She's not in her rooms.

No, Count. She didn't say where she was going. She only said that she had

matters to attend to.

Are you sure you know nothing?

She probably said something.

Come on, try to remember.

You're not trying to hide something from me, are you?

A beautiful girl like you shouldn't tell lies.

And you know you are very beautiful.

In any case, I don't care if I do find the princess.

I'm sure you'll do just fine.

You're so young.

I bet you're still a virgin.

I've got it, haven't I?

You've never done it, have you?

No.

I bet you'll like it, though.

You'll see.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

There's something bizarre in the palace.

What do you mean?

I don't know. I can detect a distinct whiff of conspiracy.

As if they wanted to hide something from me.

Some truth better not known. Some sort of state secret or something or other.

Oh, you exaggerate, my dear nephew. There's no secret of state.

Believe me, it's surely the proximity of your marriage that makes you nervous.

Well, perhaps you're right. It must be that, my dear uncle.

The truth is that my fiancée, my future wife, is behaving very strangely these

days. Since you imprisoned her sister, she behaves in a most unusual manner.

appears to be someone else.

Now, where are you taking me?

Come here. I wish to surprise you.

The truth is, lately you've been a bag of surprises you have.

I

have

a present for you.

Come.

I'm closing.

I love you.

I've come to see how you are, Princess.

Without you, the palace seems so very empty.

And my life is really a lot less happy.

But who are you, Princess?

Which of the two sisters is here in this cell today?

Does it matter who I am?

I'm your princess.

Thank you.

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Huh?

Huh?

Oh.

Oh.

I can assure you that my future wife has changed profoundly as of late.

Her character is what I would call unorthodox, if anything, especially when

comes to sex.

I must confess that it's something that I don't mind at all.

I don't agree. I don't find it appropriate for a woman to boast of her

reckless behavior.

I also think the same.