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Michael, we need you here at the committee.

Could I just stick around?

I've got something to talk to you about.

It's not.

Well those beads look beautiful.

Can I have one?

Look, you can look at them but you can't have one.

It doesn't really work that way.

Well why not?

I really don't want to have to explain this to you, Mom.

Look, stop.

Son, I just married your father and I would really like to learn about your culture.

I know but...

Okay, I guess I should teach you.

Teach me, please.

Look, I know things were a little different in your country but here we have this festival

named Mardi Gras and it's really just an excuse to throw a big party.

It really means nothing.

Okay, well, can I come?

Uh, I really don't think it's a good idea.

I'd much rather you respect your culture.

It's really not something for you.

Well what if I just came and watched?

I don't have to participate.

Well then you wouldn't be an American.

You'd have to participate if you really want to get the full American experience.

Okay, well, what do I have to do to get these beads?

Well, men usually trade the beads to women for certain services.

Like what?

Well, the woman would have to flash her tits.

Oh my...

And sometimes let them motorboat them.

What?

What is motorboating?

I don't even want to know what that is.

I'm trying to tell you, it's really...

You know, if you're not up for it, it's fine.

No, I...

I want to experience your culture.

I want to do it.

Well, if you want a bead, you'd have to show some skin.

Show me your skin?

That's so against my religion.

I can't...

I know it's against your religion.

That's what I said.

If you want me to go, I'll go.

No, don't.

I want to come.

I want to be part of your culture.

I would really like to learn.

I mean, the best I can do is maybe start off small.

Lips you skirt up a little bit, maybe.

Something.

I would really love one of those beads.

They're pretty nice.

I mean, could we just pretend that I showed you?

Well, that would be cheating and that's just not the American way.

I guess I could show you a little bit.

That's so much for me.

Yeah, that definitely earns you something.

Really?

Oh, yay.

Oh, this is kind of fun.

Wow.

Well, I'd love to do more.

Yeah, well, it's a real high honor to get all the beads.

Is it?

I think girls usually show their tits.

Their breasts?

Mm-hmm.

I don't know about that, but I would love another bead.

What if I just lifted my skirt up a little bit more?

Okay.

This is so revealing.

I've never seen this much of you.

It gets you another bead.

Yay.

This makes me so happy.

You having fun?

I am having fun.

It's fun, right?

This is more fun than I thought.

I don't know if I can show you any more.

Well, I won't get any more beads.

I'll tell you what.

Show me your face and I'll give you some more beads.

My face?

I only show my husband my face.

Well, come on.

I'm your stepson.

You know, we're a family now.

I've never seen it.

Okay.

Well, I guess just this once.

Wow.

My dad's pretty lucky.

You're gorgeous.

I feel so uncomfortable.

I'm never exposed with my face like this.

Here, you can put this on.

It makes you feel better.

Thank you.

It's part of the tradition.

Oh.

Did I earn another bead?

Yeah.

Yay.

This is such a fun game.

Yeah.

Well, if you want more, you gotta show me more.

Show you more?

Mm-hmm.

I don't know about all of that.

But I would like some more beads.

I know.

Okay.

I mean, I do want to be an American.

Whoa.

Watch your hands.

What are you...

What are you doing?

Oh, my goodness.

Damn, Mom.

Is this what happens at Mardi Gras?

Yeah.

Well, the American girls, they usually get fully naked.

Fully naked?

Mm-hmm.

I do want to be a part of your culture.

Yeah, it's a tradition.

Oh, is it?

Mm-hmm.

Let me help you.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

What if your father walks in?

Oh, this is normal.

This is a tradition in America.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

You wouldn't mind.

I don't believe I'm doing this.

Yeah.

In America, if you want all the beads, you have to get fully naked.

That's how I earn all the beads?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

I guess if I want to be an American...

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you're touching me like this.

Yeah.

This is how Americans do Mardi Gras.

Oh, I can't believe it.

This is so new to me.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I know.

I had no idea you were packing so much under there, Mom.

Well, your father's a lucky man, huh?

Mm-hmm.

I need some juice now.

Okay.

My måste-la-f Monte Cristo.

We're in SPAV appreciation time.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh is this tradition?

This is how you earn all the beads.

Oh wow.

There is one other way really to just take over Mardi Gras.

How? Teach me.

Oh you want me to teach you?

Yeah.

Come here.

Oh.

So this is how girls take over Mardi Gras?

Uh huh.

How you get all the beads.

I just want to be a good Mardi Gras girl and be an American.

This is how?

Like this.

Look what you learned.

Yay more beads.

More beads.

Wow.

Oh am I?

Does this make me an American?

Uh huh.

I don't want to see more beads huh?

I love this game.

Wow.

This is how you earn two beads mom.

Yay.

That's how you earn two beads.

Yay more beads.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Come here mom.

Oh wow.

You're doing great mom.

Am I doing okay?

You're a natural.

You really become an American.

Oh my God.

You can never tell your dad about this.

Now if you want to earn the rest of these beads you gotta make me come.

I don't know if that's okay.

What if your father walks in?

Oh he won't.

This is normal.

American families do this all the time.

Do they?

Uh huh.

Oh fuck.

Just keep doing that.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck mom I'm gonna come.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck mom.

Oh man.

You earn these.

Oh fuck.

Fuck mom.

Swallow.

Let me see.

Oh wow.

You earn these.

Yay thank you son.

No problem.

I think you're ready for Maldi girl.

Really?

Yay.

What's up mom?

You called me?

I did.

I had a little surprise for you.

What's going on?

I wanted to show you something.

Whoa.

Wow mom.

No more burka huh?

Well I've been thinking and I've been really grateful that you've opened me up to your

traditions.

I don't want to let go of my culture altogether but I want to thank you for opening me up

to new things.

No problem.

It's what family does.

Well I thought I could really thank you for everything you've done.

Whoa.

What's this?

I thought we could try another American tradition.

Oh yeah what's that?

Fucking your mom.

Okay.

I even have some beads if you want to play a game.

Oh yeah?

Mhmm.

Maldi girl's over.

Well maybe it's time for you to earn your beads.

You really can use this American stuff.

You taught me well.

Should I show you the rest?

I can't believe you're seeing me like this.

I'm completely exposed.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck man.

Oh my god.

I can't believe you're inside of me.

A bit of a culture shock huh?

Different for sure.

It's very different.

Oh my god.

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Oh my goodness.

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Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Wanna lay down and let me fuck you?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Come on.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god son.

You're gonna make me cry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god I'm gonna come.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Do you think you thought I'd earn me more beads?

Mm-hmm.

Yay.

Mm-hmm.

My favorite game.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god I love being an American.

Yes.

It's real American culture right here.

Yes.

American guys have such huge cocks.

Mm-hmm.

I love it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That was fucking amazing.

I'm gonna shake the nurse baby.

Yeah there you go.

Do you think?

Mm-hmm.

That's how American girls do it.

I'm not doing good.

Throw that ass back.

Yeah.

You sure gotta fuck like an American.

Yes baby.

Good fucking girl baby.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes baby.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Take every inch of that dick.

Yeah.

You like that American dick?

Oh I love it.

Mm-hmm.

It's so thick.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You don't got a dick like this where you're from, huh?

No.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my fucking god.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah an American like to do that ass fucking red.

Oh yeah move that fucking ass, mom.

Fuck.

You're a good American.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah you're fucking like a good little American.

Mm-hmm.

American dick is so thick.

Oh yes baby.

You need enough fucking ass.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Fuck yes baby.

Holy fuck.

God damn.

Mm-hmm.

Come here.

Come on baby.

Yeah put that face down baby.

Take another pussy.

Make the cut of the pussy.

Oh my god.

Oh.

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Yeah.

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All the beads

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Oh my god.

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Holy fuck.

Oh.

Wow.

That's how a real American girl does it.

Am I a real American girl now?

Look at all those beads you earned.

I earned all the beads.

I earned all the beads.