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I really like that one. I do too. I think it might be one of my favorites so far.

I hope they look perfect on the tables. Have you thought about the seating arrangements yet?

A little bit. It's stressing me out a little. I'm not gonna lie.

I bet. You have a lot of family coming. I do. Look at this list. I know. It's really big. It's getting bigger and bigger too. I might have to mix new cuts.

Yeah. See if we can get these tables figured out today and then have you even thought about the catering yet?

I have. I know I want to do something along the lines of Italian because I think that's going to please most of the family.

Of course. Maybe a little caprese salad.

Yes exactly. That's what I'm thinking.

Maybe a creamy pasta for the entree.

Hi. How are you?

Hi. You excited for the wedding?

Ooh that's what you're talking about.

Yes. Picking out the food.

Just doing some last minute details.

Hope you're excited. Like Italian?

I think we will like that the best.

Some pasta. Some meat.

Definitely meat.

Yeah.

Some fine meat maybe?

Yeah. I think that would be good.

Maybe some fish as well. Do we have any vegetarians?

No. Not in my family. No we are all vegetarians in my family.

Perfect.

A little Italian sausage.

I'm thinking yeah. Maybe some good peppers.

That would actually look kind of cool like that.

Yeah that does look good right?

Yeah.

Okay.

So around five when dinner starts.

I think that would be a really good time for everyone to start sitting down.

Yeah. Yeah that will be perfect. That will be give more than enough time for...

I think that will work out perfectly.

Do you want me to give you some privacy?

No. Don't worry. Don't even mind him.

Oh we have an agreement.

Okay. Okay. Are you sure?

Yeah. No he gets to do everything.

You have an agreement?

Yes.

Okay.

We have a little free use arrangement.

Free use?

It's free use Thursdays.

What is free use?

Well essentially we have free use Thursdays.

He gets to use my holes whenever he wants.

Wherever he wants. In front of whoever he wants.

Whoever? Wherever?

So if you were at the park or if we had to go get these things for the wedding in person.

I mean if he's willing to.

Yeah. Whenever he wants. He can just hold on my panties and enter me like this.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god. Your wedding's on a Thursday.

Yeah. We planned that.

Okay.

So then we can maybe start talking menu and appetizers.

Yeah. And everything that we're going to be eating and putting in our bodies on your wedding day.

On my big day.

On your big day. Yeah.

I feel like we'll definitely need some meat.

A little pasta and a meat. Maybe some

on a Thursday.

A whole show. Not just you two getting married but

Yes.

Yeah. We get to watch you become man and wife.

Yes. I can't wait babe.

Oh my gosh.

Will the rest of the guests be required to join in on this free use?

Just us.

Just you two.

Yes.

Okay. And we all get to watch.

Exactly.

We kind of like the wedding gift for the guests.

From us to you.

Okay. Very cool.

And then for your cake.

Yes.

Yeah.

I want something really big.

Okay. You want a really nice, you want something big for your cake.

That makes sense.

We love chocolate cake. We love chocolate cake.

And we love being cream filled.

We do.

We love food that's cream filled.

Sorry, are we distracting you?

No. No. I'm so glad that I get to help you two.

Thank you for including me in all of this.

You're my best friend.

It wouldn't happen any other way.

It's so special to be your bridesmaid.

Okay.

Okay. Well.

Cake.

All right. Perfect.

And you've got the guest list.

Seating arrangements are coming together.

Have you been dress shopping yet?

I have.

You have. Okay.

Okay.

Do you have a picture on here?

I do.

It's sitting right there.

Oh.

And the shoulder dress says yes.

Okay.

Oh yeah.

That looks like it'll be very easy to lift up.

I think so.

I didn't want to do the train and make it too difficult.

Move to the side.

Yeah.

We want easy access.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I just want to look beautiful.

I just want to look like a princess.

Oh, we have to get your makeup.

Should I get waterproof makeup?

I think so.

Come, proof makeup.

I'm going to get you a little bit of water.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, go.

Something like that.

Okay.

Let's keep looking.

Yeah.

What do you think about this look?

I think that's gorgeous.

I think that would be amazing.

What do you think of this dress?

You look great in that dress, babe.

Right?

You're here.

I love it.

You like that too?

It's beautiful.

Okay.

And the groomsmen, what are they?

Are we matching?

Do we have the bridesmaids dresses yet?

I think so.

We were going to be matching.

We have the bridesmaids dresses.

We have the bridesmaids dresses.

We have the bridesmaids dresses.

We have the bridesmaids dresses.

We have the bridesmaids dresses.

We have the bridesmaids dresses.

Do we have the bridesmaids dresses yet?

I think so.

We were going to do a nice lavender.

Oh, yes.

We talked about that.

Exactly.

And the groomsmen, are they all set up?

Do you want me to order anything from them?

I honestly think you should order it because as men, we are not responsible.

A little lavender pocket square.

Yes.

I love the lavender.

That's beautiful.

Okay.

What do you think about this?

I think that's gorgeous.

Oh my gosh.

That's going to match perfectly.

It's amazing.

You like that?

It's beautiful.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

Do you like that?

It feels good.

It looks good.

It's going to fucking make you pop.

Yeah.

Yes, that purple certainly does make it pop.

Absolutely.

Okay, perfect.

Yes.

And then like full suits.

Yes.

Do we want the bridesmaids in like full length dresses or you like these little shorter ones?

I like the leg slit.

Yeah.

That's perfect.

Yeah.

A little bit of both.

A little bit of both.

A little sexy, a little fun, a little elegant.

Yeah.

Your dress is definitely like you look, you're going to look beautiful.

I hope so.

So sexy.

It looks very easy access.

So it'll be perfect for this wedding.

What do you think babe?

Do you like it?

Yeah.

I like it.

I love it.

I love it.

Yeah.

He likes what I like.

Yes.

Perfect.

That's what we want.

It's really about her anyway.

I know.

It's your special day.

It's your special day.

Exactly.

You're going to get fucked in front of, married in front of everybody and we'll both fucked

and married in front of everybody.

Yes.

So excited.

Okay.

Let me think.

Okay.

So maybe we should figure out flowers.

Yeah.

That's a great idea.

We should definitely.

Something pink or white.

Yes.

Pink would be perfect for, especially with the lavender and oh, oh my.

Okay.

All right.

So lavender.

Lavender.

Lavender.

Lavender.

Lavender.

Lavender.

Like maybe, are you thinking like roses?

Maybe more.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Like maybe, are you thinking like roses?

Maybe more.

Irises.

I think I like the roses right there.

You do like those roses.

Yes.

Maybe like some lavender and some white ones or black ones mixed in.

I like that.

That's a little different.

Right.

I like that a lot.

Okay.

Yeah.

We'll do some lavender or some like black.

I think a little like dark and sexy.

Yes.

I love that.

Yeah.

I can tell you love it.

Okay.

Yeah.

I like that.

I like that.

I like that.

I like that.

I like that.

I like that.

I like that.

I like that.

Okay.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Those flowers.

Do you need to like a whole bouquet or just like a couple on the table?

I think a couple on the table.

A whole bouquet would be beautiful.

And for your bouquet?

My bouquet.

For your bouquet.

It needs to be huge and gorgeous.

Huge.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Really give your flower all the attention.

Okay.

Some lovely purple roses.

Oh my goodness.

You're so big.

Hi.

Dress.

Groomsman.

Bridesmaids.

I feel like we have such a good base, but there's something missing.

Music.

Music.

Yes.

Yes.

I was thinking maybe a live band.

Yes.

Something that everyone can really like get down to.

Yes.

Yeah.

Really groove and move those hips.

Exactly.

You guys might have to go to classes.

Maybe.

What are you thinking?

Like Latin, maybe like something.

I would like something a little spicy but still family friendly.

Okay.

We're keeping this family friendly.

Okay.

Okay.

For the music.

Fair.

Fair.

Okay.

You've got so much cover today.

I think we've done a lot so far.

A lot done.

Yeah.

Try to like go through the list that we have written here.

Figure out what we're missing.

Oh, your gift list.

Oh my god, my registry.

Of course.

Your registry.

Silly me.

How did we forget that last?

That's the, it's the most important thing.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

That's the, it's the most important thing.

Honestly.

Honestly.

Let's see.

Where do you want to register at?

A couple different places?

Like.

Yeah, I mean I don't want to do the regular old China.

I want to get things that we can use.

Yes.

We're striving our life together.

Yes.

You guys.

We need useful things.

Yes.

Okay.

So the registry.

Yes.

We want to get useful things.

The fun part.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The fun part.

Exactly.

Although today's been a lot of fun parts.

A lot of fun.

Okay.

Oh, all right.

Okay.

I think you're going to have to take a book with you.

Oh, yeah, I got you.

So we're going to have to get out of here.

Yeah.

I'm going to need your help.

That'll be fine though.

You can help me pick out stuff for the registry.

The registry, that's like gifts.

Yeah.

We need it for our new home then.

Oh, well you know, we need like the stripper pole.

That's the stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you, are you sure you both are okay?

She's not saying no.

So, okay, stripper pole.

He knows what I like.

I don't think that I can get that at like the usual store.

So let me see where I can register a stripper pole.

Humidifier is always good.

Humidifier.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Put that on the list.

If you would like to see that.

I'm going to go ahead and get that.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Um, you guys.

Let me see what else.

You guys need any, are you guys going to have kids anytime soon?

You know that's always in the future, but you know, when we just get married and do

ourselves first, I'm kind of scared.

Yeah.

It seems like you guys are going to have a great job enjoying yourselves.

Have a great time.

Okay, yeah.

So, fun stuff.

A rice cooker.

Rice cooker.

Rice cooker.

Okay.

A rice cooker.

What about your, like you need a new mattress or anything like that?

Yeah, we might want to get one of those because once we get married, I'm probably going to

destroy that first one.

Yes.

This is.

I can't wait for our wedding night.

Same.

Any indicator about how you guys will be.

Yeah.

I can only imagine what mattress will be soaked with it.

Yeah, it makes for a, it doesn't have like that headboard, you know, that headboard hits

the wall.

I don't know what the neighbors are going to want to know.

You like to be loud.

Okay.

You want everyone knowing what's going on.

Yeah.

Bed.

Wooden headboard maybe.

Metal headboard.

Strong headboard.

Okay.

You got it.

All right.

Let's see.

Any like fun toys for the bedroom?

Sounds like you two will be doing a lot of having a lot of fun.

All the restraints.

Just you two.

Okay.

Restraints and.

The swings.

And swing.

I feel we don't get all of that in the same place of getting the pole.

Exactly.

So that'll be perfect.

All of it and it makes it so easy.

You want to send this registry to like grandma.

All the close friends, but not the close family.

Okay.

Are we doing a different list for family?

Yeah.

Okay.

Different list for family.

Okay.

Perfect.

All right.

So you said swings and hand toss and restraints and.

And the pole.

And the pole.

Of course.

The pole.

The pole.

Yes.

All right.

Okay.

I feel like maybe some towels as well.

Yeah.

And it seems like.

We have our initials on it.

Yeah.

Yes.

That's it.

Yeah.

Super morbid towels.

Just like the thickest.

You guys are going to be getting real wet.

It seems.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

It seems.

So just a real nice set of thick towels.

Initial towels.

And.

Okay.

A heat blanket.

Seems like you two will keep yourselves pretty warm.

But yeah.

Nice little heat blanket.

If you're like the grandpa.

I could definitely get you that.

And.

Okay.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

Okay.

We got the towels.

Alright.

Maybe some stuff in the kitchen.

We probably need this.

Hot pans.

Yeah.

Hot pans.

Matching plates.

Matching plates.

Yeah.

All of that.

The match plates.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Like for liquid.

Okay.

Yeah.

Like measuring cups like for liquids.

Yeah.

And for you can do some baking.

For all that cake that you like to eat.

Okay.

Cool.

Maybe some pie pans.

Okay.

Pie pans.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Pie pans.

Yeah.

Pie pans.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Pie pans.

All sorts of good stuff.

Kitchen.

Water filter.

How does that feel baby?

Fucking amazing.

Okay.

Um.

Okay.

Okay.

You want to get in your way.

Uh huh.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Let's see.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Perfect.

Yes.

Registry is looking good.

Yes.

You gave me a lot of good suggestions.

You were, you kind of had your mouth full.

So if you have any suggestions.

I did.

Yeah.

We'll do, we'll add a couple more.

Well he knows what I like so I think we can add a couple more things to the bedroom.

Yeah.

We could definitely add some more things to the bedroom.

Okay.

Something for the bedroom.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Something for the bedroom.

Yes.

Maybe upgrade my closet a little bit.

Oh yeah.

You're a married woman now.

Yeah.

I love the idea.

I deserve it.

Upgrade the closet.

Yeah.

Maybe get some like nonny lingerie.

Yes.

I'm sure you already have a bunch considering how much fun you do have together.

But.

I just want to make sure you're actually lit and organized.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You can get all of that on this list.

I have two lists running now.

Yeah.

One for friends and one for family.

Perfect.

You've got to separate that.

Exactly.

Alright.

Okay.

We still have a couple other things to go over here.

Yeah.

We do.

Just these last little adjustments that we need to make about the dresses and the flowers here.

And actually the registry, if you could just like look at it really quick and just like

double check that we didn't miss anything.

It looks good. It looks good so far.

We don't want any other toys or supplies for the bedroom.

I might have to double check on it. I think I need to sleep on it.

Maybe double check on the bedroom stuff.

We won't finalize everything.

I don't want to get a little too excited.

I know and I feel like today we've been a little distracted so it's a little bit.

It'll be good to like go over it a second time.

Okay.

I think that's good. We can set him, you know, we can set them to their...

Right there. That'll work for you. Okay. Oh.

Alright. We're moving.

I might, I mean, still got just a few things to go over if that's okay.

Just a couple more.

And I can get your feedback too since now you both are.

Of course.

Yeah, neither of you have your mouths busy.

Alright. And the venue.

So I know that we're kind of looking at both this place and this other place that's kind of near the beach.

I love the beach. I can make that work.

The beach is beautiful. The only thing is that you're like a lot more expensive.

Yes and the weather's always tricky.

The weather is a bit tricky but I think with the time of year that we're going to be there.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Like that's gorgeous.

Yeah, it's so pretty.

Just imagine.

I'll just die for that.

I know.

I love it.

I can just imagine that view.

The view of you two and then that whole scenery behind you.

Yes, oh my gosh.

It will really be a moment to remember.

But, but, but, but look at this location too.

In this garden.

Okay, right?

This botanical garden is gorgeous too.

I know. It's going to be hard to choose.

I think we're going to have to choose if the weather's nice.

If we can make the beach happen.

Beth, is that your vote too?

Yeah.

Yeah, you're into the beach, wedding in the sand.

Yes.

I don't want to choose. Hell yeah.

Yeah, we could definitely do like a barefoot theme.

Yes, some good little toes and fans.

That would be so memorable.

The whole thing and especially like a sunset on the beach during your wedding.

Mm-hmm.

What if you, you guys are going to be giving them like a lot of really

good views during the wedding.

Yes, absolutely.

Hi.

Okay, so perfect.

The beach during the evening.

So we get that sunset.

We'll have the Italian food.

Yes, this all looks amazing.

Lavender dress.

Men will be looking so good in dapper.

Women will be looking gorgeous.

You too will look beautiful.

Be the stars of the show.

I mean, it's your wedding, so more than just a show,

but we'll definitely be getting a bit of a show.

Absolutely.

This is any indicator of what a free use wedding is going to look like.

We may not even need that band.

This might be entertainment enough.

And this guest list looks perfect.

Okay, guest list is all settled and everyone will be fairly entertained, I think.

I think so too.

By everything that you will be showing them and delivering to them.

Absolutely.

The full show.

Not just a band, but a whole performance.

Of love.

Of love.

Of love.

And commitment and family.

Just everyone I love in the same place.

Yes.

I can't wait.

All witnessing your love together.

Yeah.

No doubt that you two will be married after this.

Oh, absolutely.

Oh my goodness.

Okay, well, oh, all right.

I guess I will just need more of your feedback.

I'm sorry.

It's just like the last little detail here.

Before I send off these emails, just make sure that we're all set.

How do the invitations look?

Oh, the invitations look great.

You want to see that?

Oh my gosh.

I totally forgot too.

We have to figure out makeup for you.

I actually forgot.

Yeah.

Considering how wet you seem to get, I feel like we definitely need something waterproof.

More glam since it's your wedding, obviously.

Obviously.

We definitely don't want a whole bunch of mascara running down your face with all of the gagging,

all of the kissing that you guys will be doing.

Obviously.

Obviously.

So, okay, let's see.

This looks like some makeup artist in the area.

I feel like this.

Okay.

All right, we have a whole list.

Yes, I emailed you a list of possible references for some of them.

Okay.

I will look through that list.

I'm assuming they all have social media that I can check out, see some samples of their work.

Yes, I linked all of it in there for you.

And do you want the bridesmaids to have their makeup done too, same woman, or get a separate team for them?

I think they should have their own team.

Yeah.

Certainly have this fun parts planned for the wedding.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Oh, good. Cool.

I can have you take a look at this.

Perfect.

He's not as helpful when it comes to this kind of thing.

He's going to give it up to the ladies.

I know.

Glad that I have your full attention again.

Okay.

All right, let me think.

Okay.

Registry done.

Venue done.

Food done.

Ring done.

Bachelorette party.

Bachelorette.

Open bar.

Yes.

That was such an enthusiastic last minute from both of you.

Okay.

Definitely get the open bar set up.

Yes, and I think the bachelorette will definitely be a fun time in Vegas.

We can go see some shows.

Yes.

Something I've always wanted to do.

I can have fun with those boys.

Couple shows planned for us.

I'm sure you guys have your fun planned as well.

Well, I'm going to be taking care of my girl right here.

We're going to have lots of fun.

My last night single.

I know.

I can't believe it.

I'm going to enjoy being married a lot more.

It seems like you two definitely know how to have fun.

You could say that.

I mean, you've always been a little bit afraid, so I'm not surprised.

Can't blame you.

My bestie's having one of the most fun weddings that I've ever had planned.

I'm so happy you helped me plan this.

It's been a joy, actually.

I'm so lucky to have such a great bride to meet like you.

Can't wait to see the rest of it.

See it all, really.

Me too.

I think this is going to be an incredibly memorable wedding.

I can't wait for the big day.

It's going to be such a beautiful wedding.

I'm so excited.

It's going to be so beautiful.

It really is.

It's going to be such a beautiful wedding.

I can't wait.

It all looks like it's pretty set up, and I think we have everything all set.

We have it all outlined here.

I didn't know that was set so far.

I can't wait to see it.

I can't wait to see you two together.

Me too.

Finally, it's Magnum's wife.

You had those skills.

Give it to me, baby.

Give it to me, baby.

I want every last drop.

Take your time.

Here we go.

Yes, baby.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

All right, babe, I gotta go.

Make up with Lawson.

You wanna show me some new music?

You ladies have fun.

Have a good day, babe.

Enjoy yourselves.

They just send you all the information

when you guys are ready, okay?

Okay.

Yeah, just try to take a long, baby.

Have a good day.

Oh my goodness.

Girl, do you need a napkin?

Sure, if you don't mind.