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Um okay.

Um, okay.

Pfft.

It was black, what the hell?

Um.

Pfft.

Sigh.

Hi.

Hi.

Is this Nerd Squadron, I think?

It is?

Oh, perfect.

Um, I'm having some issues with my computer.

Like, it just completely shut off.

Do you think you could come by and, like, help me figure this out today?

Hi, honey.

Hey, so, I had to call, like, a computer guy or something to come fix the computer?

Yeah, it's not turning on.

Yeah, I tried that.

Yeah, I was just letting you know.

Um, so, I was just wondering if you could help me fix the computer.

You know.

Um, so, we're still on for tonight, right?

I promise.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Love you, bye.

Hi, thank you so much for coming on Short Otis.

We're this way to the kitchen.

Do you have a computer in?

Oh, well, I know it's a laptop.

Okay.

And here it is.

A good enough seat.

Now, this is not on, but that's okay.

Yeah, that was the problem I was having.

It's not turning on.

Okay.

I don't hear anything.

And how long has it been like this?

Like, do you have a charger or anything?

Um, I don't know.

I thought that was the battery thingy on the back.

Okay.

How old is this laptop?

Um, I don't know. My husband gave it to me.

Probably pretty old.

Is that a problem?

No, no, not really.

You're really strong.

I'm not thinking.

Wow, you're really touchy.

Sorry.

I can't help it.

It's fine.

I really hope you can fix it.

Yeah, no problem.

You're really close.

Sorry.

I don't really know personal space.

That's fine.

I'm trying to get a good hands.

So what are you doing?

I'm just trying to remember how to do an artery move.

Just see if that will not be...

Oh, you're my cute bow tie.

Oh, thank you.

Mm-hmm.

And it just started like this?

Yeah, I just came down here this morning to check my socials and it just isn't turning on.

Well, I'm going to ask you a question.

Were you looking at any adult sites?

I mean, maybe.

Do you think that cat had a problem?

Did I get a virus or something?

I mean, not really, but they've been known to, um...

They've been known to like, haul a lot of ram.

Maybe a processor or something.

Oh.

Well, can you fix it?

I mean, I can take a look.

I can just give you a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Give me a minute.

I'll just watch it.

That's okay.

So you have a husband?

Mm-hmm.

What about you?

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

Wow.

A big strong tech guy like you?

Single?

Yeah.

Kind of single.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, I'm just really interested in what you're doing.

Okay.

Hopefully next time if this happens, I won't have to call you.

Yeah, I mean, you made it sound like you were going to get ready for something before I

showed up.

Is that something?

Oh, yeah, actually, you're totally right.

You got it from here?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay, yeah.

I'll just be upstairs getting ready.

Mm-hmm.

Feel free to call me if you need anything.

Okay.

And action.

Hello?

Are you serious?

You're really canceling on me?

I just talked to you like an hour ago.

Oh, whatever.

Okay.

Hi, how's it going?

It's going good.

Hello?

Hi.

Can't wait to have my computer working again.

Yeah, that'd be great.

So, working hard?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, my husband's working hard too.

That's why he just blew me off.

Oh, okay.

I was wondering, maybe you could film for him?

Oh, in what way, ma'am?

Well, I noticed.

It's thick, muscular thighs.

Oh, okay.

I'm going to go get some rest.

Okay.

I'm going to go get some rest.

Okay.

I'm going to go get some rest.

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I'm going to go get some rest.

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I'm going to go get some rest.

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I'm going to go get some rest.

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I'm going to go get some rest.

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I'm going to go get some rest.

Okay.

I'm going to go get some rest.

Okay.

I'm going to go get some rest.

Looks like you're sick, Christian.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I should really get back.

So maybe I can come back later.

Or maybe you could follow me in for a little oon.

I could do that.

Yeah.

Well, then, why don't you come with me?

I'll just go to bed.

I'll just work.

I'm okay.

Hi.

Hi, can you kiss me?

Okay.

I'll kiss you first, okay?

The wax is melting.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

I'm happy.

Oh!

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Here's the thing.

I'm pretty pretty sure.

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Sorry.

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So

I'm just gonna take your computer and fix it in a shot, is that okay?

Yeah, okay, yeah