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Where we goin'?
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To kill God.
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How is the Christ Child?
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You know I lost him,
don't you?
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He's gonna meet God.
That's where he's meeting Him.
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I want you to remember,
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without me,
God gets away with it.
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Jesse, don't!
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Let me go!
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Alright?
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Now it's your turn.
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Just pick a spot.
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And put it
in your mind's eye.
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You got it?
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Now let it fly.
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Hello.
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Who am I?
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Fiore.
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Who are you?
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Jesse Custer.
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Right. Good.
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Am I dead?
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Yeah.
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This is Heaven?
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Well, it ain't
the South of France.
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Who is that?
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I don't know.
Some girl fishing.
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Come on.
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It's incredible.
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Should have seen it
before the war.
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We told you about that.
The Endless War?
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Good and Evil.
Heaven and Hell.
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Meh.
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And it was always
tit for tat.
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We'd win a battle,
they'd win a battle,
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but... nobody ever
really won or lost.
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Until God left.
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And now, with Hell under
new management...
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I mean,
don't get me wrong.
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Jesus has been doing his best,
but he's not... Hitler.
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Doesn't really have
that killer instinct.
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Which brings us to you.
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We're just...
so... glad you're here.
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Cool.
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What's going on?
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"What's going on?"
I've just been telling you what!
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Well, you told me
"Jesus is no Hitler."
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Okay. Good to know.
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It's impossible.
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I feel like I'm speaking monkey
to a cow.
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Right.
Heaven is empty.
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God is gone.
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We want you...
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...to take His place.
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My dear.
You think maybe it...
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Back in a minute.
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It's a bad day
on the oval for Brisbane.
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The undefeated Magpies extend
their win streak to seven.
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Ugh, cheatin' bastards.
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- Evening.
- Evening.
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The bell rung and I didn't know
what to think.
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I mean, out here at this hour,
and so forth.
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- Is everything alright?
- Me and my friend...
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we just had to pull over at
the side of the road down there.
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Ah, I see.
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You're out of petrol,
are you?
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That what happened?
You're out of petrol?
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Yeah, of course.
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Come on in.
Let's get you sorted out.
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Easy enough mistake to make
with the petrol.
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Done it myself last year.
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You thirsty?
I just fixed a lemon squash.
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So, uh, yeah.
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I was halfway to Perth
before noticing
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the tank was as dry
as a nun's gasket.
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Oh, mate.
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I... I wish you wouldn't.
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Those towels
are the Missus'.
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Where is the Missus?
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With the Lord.
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Cancer.
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Hmm.
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With the Lord, huh?
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Good for her.
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Your arm.
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What happened?
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Sunburn.
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What do you want?
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Well.
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I came to
eat your chickens.
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Hello?!
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Nothing?!
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He wasn't home?
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Nope.
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But I know
how to get Him.
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Nothing for
the Allfather?
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The Allfather's business is
the business of the Allfather.
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Right.
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Guess he's still away.
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Attention, Grail personnel.
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The modern miracles seminar
for
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will be held in conference room
6 at 10:00 AM Thursday.
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No! Stop!
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Stop!
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Stop! Please!
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Stop!
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Five, four, three...
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Is your household cat hacking
into your bank account?
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We're gonna sit down
with an FBI agent
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with some interesting thoughts,
but first,
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let's check-in with
the day's top news.
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Craig? Sounds like
Rosie O'Donnell's
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landed in hot water
again?
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Sorry, guys.
I'm not reading this crap.
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Not today.
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You know,
as a journalist...
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or what's left of one after
six years on this show...
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I feel bound to talk about the
darkening political situation.
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Australia
and New Zealand.
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Ah, this explosion thing, right?
In the Outback?
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Yeah.
This 25-kiloton detonation
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pushing the world's superpowers
to take sides
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and so threaten
a wider nuclear exchange
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that will leave the planet
an ash-choked shitscape.
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Scary stuff.
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Maybe we should
break for commercial?
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Craig.
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There are children
watching.
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Well, then the children
can tell their parents
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to get on their knees
and beg for God's mercy.
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Because
as far as I can see,
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the only thing
that will save us...
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is a goddamn miracle!
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Go on. Sit.
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Someone
needs to step in.
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Why not you?
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I am the alpha
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and the omega!
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I am the bright morning star.
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No.
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I won't do it.
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That is a natural first response
to what would be...
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a big lifestyle change.
And...
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It's not a lifestyle change.
It's a sin.
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Well, it's not ideal.
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But "sin" 's a bit strong.
Sin's a bit...
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It's the worst sin there is!
You're all traitors!
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Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop.
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We have got
to stick together!
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There'll be plenty of time
for fighting when Hell arrives.
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I've always... I've always
wondered about that.
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And... and... the...
the big one... it's furry.
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It looks like a...
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like a thick-crusted
beaver pizza.
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It's called a "shtremiel."
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Worn over the kippah.
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Connotes an extra level
of devotion.
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Yes? Good?
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Excellent. Thank you.
Got it.
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Is that why you've come,
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for my knowledge of traditional
Jewish hats and headwear?
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You know what we want,
Dany.
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Right.
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Who we want.
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But first...
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you know what I want.
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Order up.
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Honestly, I don't know why
I ever left this town.
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It's got good foods.
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Pubs never close.
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Actually,
do you know what?
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I should go down
and see the boys at McSorley's.
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Of course, they won't be boys
anymore, will they?
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They were like 20-something
then, so...
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Well, Christ, they'd be dead
now, wouldn't they?
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Yeah. Probably.
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Look, this thing...
that she's asking you for?
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I can do that,
if you want?
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Everything good
for you two?
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Oh, it's great.
Thank you so much.
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It was lovely.
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And just say it.
Say the word, and I'll do it.
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You know, I don't like it
either, alright?
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But the gloves are off now.
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We tried to be nice.
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We tried to play it
by the book.
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Where did it get us?
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Guilt and just feeling bad
about every goddamn thing.
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Well, screw that.
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The gloves are off.
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They're all the way off.
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My child.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Zo?
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Apart from the erection,
what do you think of him?
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He's, uh...
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Hold that thought.
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Guuuhh.
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Wait, I thought the Messiah
was supposed to be
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a
good dancer?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Jesus Christ!
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That's not zee Messiah.
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You...
You killed him!
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Just a clone.
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There are
hundreds of them,
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running around
like dumb monkeys.
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That...
That's no monkey, Hitler.
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But the real Messiah?
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The one they need
to end the world?
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They have lost him.
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He is gone.
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Disappeared.
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And no one knows where.
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Except you,
of course.
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I don't know either.
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Hit by a bus, stumbled into
a wood chipper.
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Who knows?
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But more importantly,
who cares?
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When we have
a perfectly good Messiah?
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A deserving Messiah,
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all rrrready to go?!
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Hm?
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What are you
talking about?
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Jesus.
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I'm talking about you.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Yeah.
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You killed my husband.
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- Like you asked me to, Dany.
- No, I know, I know.
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- Like you've been asking me for 10 years, Dany.
- I know, I know.
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Look. You got what you want,
now we get what we want.
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No, I know, I know.
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I didn't think
you'd do it!
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- What?
- You always said no.
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100 times I asked you
and you always said no.
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Seriously?
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- Look, you g...
- Shut up!
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Who is this person?!
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Where is he?
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Here's the thing.
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There's no "thing," Dany.
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We had a deal.
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Where is he?
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You don't understand.
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What you are asking...
I can't do it.
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- I'm sorry.
- Oh, bullshit.
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You're right.
I misspoke.
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I'm not sorry.
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And I won't do it.
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Where is he?
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Sorry.
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It's just... we're trying to
think outside the box.
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I can't believe I'm dead
and I still want a cigarette.
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Nasty habit.
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But it keeps me off
the speedballs.
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How is that Cassidy
anyway?
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Alive.
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Yeah.
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He is that.
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Look.
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You don't want to go against
God's law?
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I respect that.
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But what if
by refusing the throne,
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you're going against
His will?
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I mean,
He did send you here, huh?
269
00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:21,682
But why?
270
00:23:21,684 --> 00:23:24,760
I cheated, I stole.
271
00:23:24,762 --> 00:23:26,504
I-I killed people.
272
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:32,010
I mean, some had it coming,
but... some didn't.
273
00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:36,623
There was this kid once
in Dallas, a bank teller.
274
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,201
He just got in my way.
275
00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:43,963
Why am I
telling you this?
276
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,207
You done
some bad things...
277
00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:48,042
but you done good things,
too.
278
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:51,954
In the end, who gets into
Heaven, who goes to Hell?
279
00:23:51,956 --> 00:23:54,807
It's complicated.
280
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,368
My only two friends.
281
00:23:57,370 --> 00:24:00,054
Two friends.
282
00:24:00,056 --> 00:24:02,631
They let me down,
but not in any big way.
283
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,817
I mean,
it was in a big way,
284
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,320
but I'm sure
they didn't mean it.
285
00:24:09,807 --> 00:24:11,991
I had to get away from them,
too.
286
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,386
I was afraid
I was gonna kill them.
287
00:24:16,981 --> 00:24:18,665
You see, with all that
hate in my heart,
288
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,850
why would He
send me here?
289
00:24:20,852 --> 00:24:25,246
Because He knows
you forgave them.
290
00:24:25,248 --> 00:24:27,607
I haven't.
291
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,261
It's because...
292
00:24:40,263 --> 00:24:42,914
this isn't Heaven.
293
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,627
Is it, Fiore?
294
00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:49,845
I never said it was.
295
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,864
Get me out of here!
296
00:25:10,126 --> 00:25:12,701
Get me out of here!
297
00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:14,795
Get me out of here!
298
00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:15,888
Get me out of here!
299
00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:22,803
In there?
300
00:25:22,805 --> 00:25:25,565
You can't do this.
301
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,275
Show us.
302
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,719
Or what?
You gonna shoot me, too?
303
00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:33,005
Yeah.
304
00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:35,483
What happened to you?
305
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,488
Where's Jesse?
306
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,973
Tulip?
Where is...
307
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,899
He's dead.
308
00:25:43,901 --> 00:25:46,735
Show us.
309
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,817
Nein, there is nein time
for this now.
310
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,986
Agree to disagree,
Adolf, okay?
311
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,578
Nein!
There is only disagree
312
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,339
because you are
the Messiah.
313
00:25:58,341 --> 00:26:01,342
I have waited too long to have
my plans come crashing down now!
314
00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,511
Hey, hey, hey, I don't respond
well to yelling.
315
00:26:03,513 --> 00:26:04,812
Where are you going now?
316
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,391
Fine!
317
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:12,278
You go.
Pray on it.
318
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,248
You shall not muzzle an ox
when it treads out the grain.
319
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,659
What does that even
mean?
320
00:26:20,104 --> 00:26:22,196
Your latte, my Lord.
321
00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:25,500
Bless you, Hoover Two.
322
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,041
Sugar!
323
00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:35,301
Already in there.
324
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,385
Two packets.
325
00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:51,800
Bar'chu et Hashem ham'vorach.
326
00:26:51,802 --> 00:26:55,488
Baruch Hashem
ham'vorach l'olam vaed.
327
00:27:10,821 --> 00:27:12,413
Well,
where is he?
328
00:27:12,415 --> 00:27:15,566
I hope
he melts your faces off.
329
00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,467
Are you ready?
330
00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:43,611
No. We need a minute
to catch our breath.
331
00:27:43,613 --> 00:27:46,355
Open the goddamn door,
Dany.
332
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:08,019
Uh, bak-too.
333
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,230
Jesus.
334
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,999
I-I get it.
335
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:15,643
When Jesse first sent him to me
for safekeeping,
336
00:28:15,645 --> 00:28:19,647
I thought,
"This is God's chosen one?
337
00:28:19,649 --> 00:28:23,217
He's raping
blocks of cheese."
338
00:28:23,219 --> 00:28:25,203
But then...
339
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,896
Something happened.
340
00:28:27,898 --> 00:28:32,084
His power, his love changed me.
341
00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:35,254
It changed all of us.
342
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,984
Watch.
343
00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:28,048
Do you understand now
how special he really is?
344
00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:31,427
Why I could never
let you take him.
345
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,538
Ever.
346
00:29:43,524 --> 00:29:44,699
Bye-bye!
347
00:29:51,766 --> 00:29:53,240
Stop them!
348
00:29:53,242 --> 00:29:55,817
They're taking
our Messiah!
349
00:29:55,819 --> 00:29:59,955
Moshiach! Moshiach!
350
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,067
Muhh roooo ahh!
351
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,762
Bye-bye.
352
00:31:00,976 --> 00:31:02,384
Where are you
taking Him?!
353
00:31:02,386 --> 00:31:05,071
Moshiach.
354
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,572
Where are you
taking him?!
355
00:31:12,229 --> 00:31:14,138
Betsy Cullen.
356
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,156
Betsy Cullen... she lived
down the road from me
357
00:31:16,158 --> 00:31:18,325
when I was just a lad
in Dublin.
358
00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:20,477
There was Betsy,
her husband.
359
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,655
She had six sons, and they were
good Catholics, you know.
360
00:31:23,657 --> 00:31:26,542
Devoted. They loved God.
361
00:31:26,544 --> 00:31:29,595
And then the war came along, and
one Cullen boy after another...
362
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:31,822
he come back from France
in a box, see?
363
00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,825
It was Betsy's husband,
five sons.
364
00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:37,085
All dead.
Which left Bobby.
365
00:31:37,087 --> 00:31:39,330
He was like the fair-haired
favorite, you know.
366
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:44,017
Only Bobby... he died, too,
at his daddy's wake.
367
00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:46,112
He stepped out the bar,
he walked into the road,
368
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:48,114
he got hit by a cement truck.
369
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,515
And do you know what happened
to Betsy Cullen
370
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:53,602
and her devotions
as a result of her many sorrows?
371
00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,956
Do you know?
372
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,940
Absolutely nothing.
373
00:32:00,277 --> 00:32:03,111
She still loved God.
374
00:32:03,113 --> 00:32:05,614
Because
she was an idiot.
375
00:32:05,616 --> 00:32:08,617
She was a sucker, as are all of you.
376
00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,844
And in answer to your question,
377
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,245
we heard
that your Lord...
378
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,473
He loves your Messiah,
too.
379
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,349
So we're going to
kill him...
380
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,705
And we're going to
make God watch, alright?
381
00:32:28,972 --> 00:32:31,382
I didn't even know
we had a Messiah.
382
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:34,493
Because we didn't tell you,
Eli!
383
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,287
Schmuck.
384
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,420
Got a call for you,
Chief.
385
00:32:53,422 --> 00:32:55,406
I get 30 minutes
for lunch.
386
00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,074
I got 27 more to go.
387
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,760
Chief,
it's long-distance.
388
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,359
Wittman here.
389
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,177
Chief. It's Nix.
390
00:33:09,179 --> 00:33:11,755
It's been 14 months.
I thought you were dead.
391
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:13,848
No, sir.
I'm alive and well
392
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,759
and I'm holding
all the evidence I need
393
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,853
to stop these Grail bastards
in their tracks.
394
00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:21,189
You're saying that this is
more than phony car tags?
395
00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:23,100
It's a global conspiracy.
396
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,618
Hitler and Jesus...
397
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,103
they're taking orders
from this...
398
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,439
this mutilated maniac
399
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:30,216
who wants to set off
a nuclear war
400
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,866
with a tap-dancing imbecile.
401
00:33:31,868 --> 00:33:34,294
Christ, Nix.
402
00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:36,388
If what you're saying
is true,
403
00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,357
you'll make detective
before you're 30.
404
00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:39,925
I didn't get into this
for promotions.
405
00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:42,636
I'm just a cop doing his job
to keep people safe.
406
00:33:42,638 --> 00:33:44,563
As long as I got a badge
in my wallet,
407
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:47,566
there isn't going to be
any damn apocalypse.
408
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:50,294
No, sir.
Not on my...
409
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,732
Nix? Nix?
410
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,383
Yay!
411
00:34:21,385 --> 00:34:24,828
Huppa-doo!
412
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,164
Yay!
413
00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:48,368
I did it, Daddy!
I prayed for this!
414
00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:49,861
It's all my fault!
415
00:35:00,049 --> 00:35:02,624
Give me a break.
416
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,392
Hello again.
417
00:35:12,394 --> 00:35:14,820
What are you doing here?
418
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,656
You're supposed to
be an angel.
419
00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:19,158
It's a long story.
420
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,717
But suffice to say,
421
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,811
when you've got a grand-a-day
speedball habit,
422
00:35:22,813 --> 00:35:25,055
Heaven's a challenge.
423
00:35:25,057 --> 00:35:28,834
But this...
you're just...?
424
00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:31,152
I'm just a projection.
425
00:35:31,154 --> 00:35:34,989
This isn't Heaven and that is
not the Lord's throne.
426
00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:38,426
But the offer...
is real.
427
00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:49,504
You take it
and we'll set you free.
428
00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:52,024
Just because
I've got issues with God
429
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:55,085
doesn't mean I'm going to listen
to some bird-faced dope fiend
430
00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:56,845
about replacing Him.
431
00:36:00,851 --> 00:36:02,926
Okay, let's try something else,
then.
432
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,047
What is this?
433
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,790
This is Heaven.
434
00:36:16,792 --> 00:36:19,276
In 2015.
435
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,870
Watch and listen.
436
00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:26,633
Aw, c'mon, God!
Not summer school.
437
00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:28,686
No.
438
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,712
God, I beg of you,
in all your glory.
439
00:36:30,714 --> 00:36:32,231
If you clear up this rash,
440
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,215
I'll never look at
another hooker again.
441
00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:35,818
No.
442
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,702
Lord, please, let it be benign.
443
00:37:00,577 --> 00:37:04,655
My Lord, I bring, erm...
444
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,099
difficult news.
445
00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:10,068
Genesis has escaped.
446
00:37:12,848 --> 00:37:15,666
We're not sure
how or where.
447
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:16,925
I see.
448
00:37:16,927 --> 00:37:18,426
I'm really sorry.
449
00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,854
You entrusted it to
our safekeeping and...
450
00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:25,083
L-L-Let me just, um...
451
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,757
Shit.
452
00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:34,159
We'll get it back.
453
00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:36,019
Deblanch and I
will go down there,
454
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,278
and we'll find it,
and... and...
455
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,114
Thank you for telling me,
my son.
456
00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:44,953
Now, uh, if you would
leave me with my thoughts,
457
00:37:44,955 --> 00:37:48,548
I will come up with
a solution.
458
00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,642
Yes, my Lord.
459
00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:52,536
Of course.
460
00:38:06,235 --> 00:38:08,026
My Lord?
461
00:38:14,276 --> 00:38:15,559
What the...
462
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,657
The dog suit's
a bit weird.
463
00:39:37,659 --> 00:39:40,385
The dog suit
is disgusting.
464
00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:47,275
That can't be
all He's doing.
465
00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:50,095
He must have
some bigger plan.
466
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,080
Oh, you're right
about that.
467
00:39:52,082 --> 00:39:53,323
He's got a big plan.
468
00:39:56,753 --> 00:40:00,372
And he's been hard at it
for months now.
469
00:40:00,374 --> 00:40:02,165
Tinkering...
470
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,008
experimenting...
471
00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:09,673
First, he made dinosaurs.
472
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,341
Then he created man.
473
00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:12,676
And now...
474
00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,628
His Great Design.
475
00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,631
Creation Part Three.
476
00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:29,709
God's going to replace us.
477
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:34,214
Unless...
478
00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:45,904
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