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That's where he's meeting Him. 8 00:00:11,996 --> 00:00:13,128 I want you to remember, 9 00:00:13,205 --> 00:00:15,264 without me, God gets away with it. 10 00:00:15,341 --> 00:00:18,759 ♪♪ 11 00:00:18,836 --> 00:00:19,852 Jesse, don't! 12 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:21,445 [Distorted voice] Let me go! 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:26,192 ♪♪ 14 00:00:27,669 --> 00:00:28,961 [Grim music plays] 15 00:00:28,963 --> 00:00:31,964 [Shovel scraping] 16 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:38,153 ♪♪ 17 00:00:38,155 --> 00:00:44,418 ♪♪ 18 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:47,421 [Birds squawk] 19 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,832 ♪♪ 20 00:00:49,834 --> 00:00:51,834 [Wind whistling] 21 00:00:51,836 --> 00:01:00,159 ♪♪ 22 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:08,350 ♪♪ 23 00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:11,353 [Plane engine running] 24 00:01:11,355 --> 00:01:17,285 ♪♪ 25 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:20,112 Jesse: Alright? 26 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,681 Now it's your turn. 27 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,867 Just pick a spot. 28 00:01:24,869 --> 00:01:27,277 And put it in your mind's eye. 29 00:01:27,279 --> 00:01:29,380 You got it? 30 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:33,050 Now let it fly. 31 00:01:35,546 --> 00:01:37,120 [Chuckles] 32 00:01:37,122 --> 00:01:41,309 [Birds chirping] 33 00:01:41,311 --> 00:01:47,940 ♪♪ 34 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,175 Hello. 35 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:55,814 ♪♪ 36 00:01:55,816 --> 00:02:01,495 ♪♪ 37 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,188 Who am I? 38 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,582 Fiore. 39 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:06,075 Who are you? 40 00:02:06,077 --> 00:02:07,818 Jesse Custer. 41 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,670 Right. Good. 42 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,497 Am I dead? 43 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,740 Yeah. 44 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:16,168 [Duck quacks] 45 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,828 This is Heaven? 46 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,906 Well, it ain't the South of France. 47 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,676 Who is that? 48 00:02:23,678 --> 00:02:25,427 ♪♪ 49 00:02:25,429 --> 00:02:28,356 I don't know. Some girl fishing. 50 00:02:28,358 --> 00:02:30,191 Come on. 51 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:33,343 ♪♪ 52 00:02:33,345 --> 00:02:35,254 [Quietly] It's incredible. 53 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,439 Should have seen it before the war. 54 00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:39,349 ♪♪ 55 00:02:39,351 --> 00:02:41,535 We told you about that. The Endless War? 56 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,186 Good and Evil. Heaven and Hell. 57 00:02:43,188 --> 00:02:45,039 Meh. 58 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,949 [Wind blowing] 59 00:02:46,951 --> 00:02:48,434 And it was always tit for tat. 60 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:51,862 We'd win a battle, they'd win a battle, 61 00:02:51,864 --> 00:02:55,624 but... nobody ever really won or lost. 62 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:57,443 Until God left. 63 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:00,462 ♪♪ 64 00:03:00,464 --> 00:03:04,800 And now, with Hell under new management... 65 00:03:04,802 --> 00:03:06,727 I mean, don't get me wrong. 66 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:10,522 Jesus has been doing his best, but he's not... Hitler. 67 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,193 Doesn't really have that killer instinct. 68 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,887 Which brings us to you. 69 00:03:16,889 --> 00:03:21,133 We're just... so... glad you're here. 70 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:26,655 ♪♪ 71 00:03:26,657 --> 00:03:32,253 ♪♪ 72 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,647 [Door closes] 73 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:42,037 ♪♪ 74 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:49,437 ♪♪ 75 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:54,608 Cool. 76 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,114 [Whispering] What's going on? 77 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,616 "What's going on?" I've just been telling you what! 78 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,851 Well, you told me "Jesus is no Hitler." 79 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,862 Okay. Good to know. 80 00:04:06,864 --> 00:04:08,389 It's impossible. 81 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:12,017 I feel like I'm speaking monkey to a cow. 82 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,369 Right. Heaven is empty. 83 00:04:14,371 --> 00:04:15,629 God is gone. 84 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,539 We want you... 85 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,300 [Snaps fingers] 86 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:22,344 [Lights click on] 87 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,638 ...to take His place. 88 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:33,731 ♪♪ 89 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:42,856 ♪♪ 90 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:51,940 ♪♪ 91 00:04:51,942 --> 00:04:58,696 ♪♪ 92 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,078 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 93 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,889 [Plane engine running] 94 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:12,094 ♪♪ 95 00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:14,096 [Tires screech] 96 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:18,417 ♪♪ 97 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:21,028 [Engine revs] 98 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:27,350 ♪♪ 99 00:05:27,352 --> 00:05:33,615 ♪♪ 100 00:05:33,617 --> 00:05:35,209 [Radio static] 101 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,510 [Radio clicks off] 102 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,808 [Radio static] 103 00:06:20,998 --> 00:06:23,406 [Tires screech] 104 00:06:23,408 --> 00:06:24,883 [Engine idling] 105 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:34,351 [Paper rustles] 106 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:19,104 [Tulip sighs] 107 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:25,969 My dear. You think maybe it... 108 00:07:25,971 --> 00:07:27,446 Back in a minute. 109 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:39,074 [Sighs] 110 00:07:39,076 --> 00:07:41,727 [Chickens cluck] 111 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:51,737 ♪♪ 112 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:54,239 Announcer: It's a bad day on the oval for Brisbane. 113 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,241 The undefeated Magpies extend their win streak to seven. 114 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,169 - Ugh, cheatin' bastards. - [Doorbell rings] 115 00:07:59,171 --> 00:08:01,146 [Cheers and applause] 116 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:15,444 - Evening. - Evening. 117 00:08:15,446 --> 00:08:17,705 The bell rung and I didn't know what to think. 118 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:21,024 I mean, out here at this hour, and so forth. 119 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:23,877 - Is everything alright? - Me and my friend... 120 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,513 we just had to pull over at the side of the road down there. 121 00:08:26,515 --> 00:08:28,215 Ah, I see. 122 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,624 You're out of petrol, are you? 123 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:32,219 That what happened? You're out of petrol? 124 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,556 Yeah, of course. 125 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,808 Come on in. Let's get you sorted out. 126 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:44,064 Easy enough mistake to make with the petrol. 127 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,882 Done it myself last year. 128 00:08:45,884 --> 00:08:48,861 You thirsty? I just fixed a lemon squash. 129 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:59,079 ♪♪ 130 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,823 So, uh, yeah. 131 00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:04,659 I was halfway to Perth before noticing 132 00:09:04,661 --> 00:09:07,146 the tank was as dry as a nun's gasket. 133 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:10,107 Oh, mate. 134 00:09:10,109 --> 00:09:11,833 I... I wish you wouldn't. 135 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:13,668 Those towels are the Missus'. 136 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,988 ♪♪ 137 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,865 Where is the Missus? 138 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,825 With the Lord. 139 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,251 Cancer. 140 00:09:21,253 --> 00:09:22,919 Hmm. 141 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:24,854 With the Lord, huh? 142 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,182 Good for her. 143 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:31,427 Your arm. 144 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:33,188 What happened? 145 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,598 Sunburn. 146 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,119 ♪♪ 147 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,695 [Gulps] 148 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:42,030 What do you want? 149 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:46,794 ♪♪ 150 00:09:46,796 --> 00:09:49,612 Well. 151 00:09:49,614 --> 00:09:52,282 I came to eat your chickens. 152 00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:54,534 ♪♪ 153 00:09:54,536 --> 00:09:57,604 [Pews crashing] 154 00:09:57,606 --> 00:10:04,603 ♪♪ 155 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:11,801 ♪♪ 156 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:15,730 [Dog barks in distance] 157 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:17,950 [Echoing] Hello?! 158 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:22,454 Nothing?! 159 00:10:29,154 --> 00:10:38,278 ♪♪ 160 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:47,371 ♪♪ 161 00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:56,421 ♪♪ 162 00:10:56,423 --> 00:11:05,447 ♪♪ 163 00:11:05,449 --> 00:11:08,116 [Car door opens] 164 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:09,342 [Car door closes] 165 00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:12,713 ♪♪ 166 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,549 He wasn't home? 167 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,551 Nope. 168 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,535 But I know how to get Him. 169 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:24,707 ♪♪ 170 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:27,710 [Engine revs] 171 00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:32,307 ♪♪ 172 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:33,934 ["Live A Little" playing] 173 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:35,060 [Steam hisses] 174 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,487 ♪ Give it up ♪ 175 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:41,032 ♪ Let's get the party started, never stop ♪ 176 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,961 ♪ You know a day could never be the worst ♪ 177 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:50,066 ♪ Good times, so God, just live a little, live it up ♪ 178 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:52,252 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 179 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,087 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪ 180 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:58,408 ♪ Everybody needs to let go just for a while ♪ 181 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,302 Nothing for the Allfather? 182 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,620 ♪♪ 183 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,657 The Allfather's business is the business of the Allfather. 184 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,917 Right. 185 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:09,419 ♪♪ 186 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:10,920 Guess he's still away. 187 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:13,406 Woman on PA: Attention, Grail personnel. 188 00:12:13,408 --> 00:12:16,393 The modern miracles seminar for [speaks indistinctly] 189 00:12:16,395 --> 00:12:20,005 will be held in conference room 6 at 10:00 AM Thursday. 190 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,907 [Dingo barks] 191 00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:28,956 No! Stop! 192 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:32,701 Stop! 193 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:36,371 Stop! Please! 194 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:38,190 Stop! 195 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,800 [Groans, sobs] 196 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:45,714 ♪♪ 197 00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:51,603 ♪♪ 198 00:12:55,966 --> 00:13:02,472 ♪♪ 199 00:13:02,474 --> 00:13:05,066 - [Indistinct conversation] - Five, four, three... 200 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,902 [Conversation stops] 201 00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:11,056 Is your household cat hacking into your bank account? 202 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,824 We're gonna sit down with an FBI agent 203 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,942 with some interesting thoughts, but first, 204 00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,412 let's check-in with the day's top news. 205 00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:18,913 Craig? Sounds like Rosie O'Donnell's 206 00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,239 landed in hot water again? 207 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,009 Sorry, guys. I'm not reading this crap. 208 00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:24,403 - Not today. - [Both laugh] 209 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,087 You know, as a journalist... 210 00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:29,632 or what's left of one after six years on this show... 211 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:33,428 I feel bound to talk about the darkening political situation. 212 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:35,338 Australia and New Zealand. 213 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,582 Ah, this explosion thing, right? In the Outback? 214 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,652 Yeah. This 25-kiloton detonation 215 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,922 pushing the world's superpowers to take sides 216 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,849 and so threaten a wider nuclear exchange 217 00:13:46,851 --> 00:13:50,353 that will leave the planet an ash-choked shitscape. 218 00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:52,122 [Chuckling] Scary stuff. 219 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,540 Maybe we should break for commercial? 220 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,732 [Chuckling] Craig. 221 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,376 There are children watching. 222 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,046 Well, then the children can tell their parents 223 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:02,049 to get on their knees and beg for God's mercy. 224 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,458 Because as far as I can see, 225 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,885 the only thing that will save us... 226 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,220 is a goddamn miracle! 227 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:15,044 ♪♪ 228 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,472 Go on. Sit. 229 00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:21,126 Someone needs to step in. 230 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,904 Why not you? 231 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:32,895 ♪♪ 232 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:41,755 ♪♪ 233 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,983 [Echoing] I am the alpha 234 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,427 and the omega! 235 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,989 I am the bright morning star. 236 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:59,331 ♪♪ 237 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:07,572 ♪♪ 238 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,869 [Normal voice] No. 239 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,014 I won't do it. 240 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:20,018 That is a natural first response to what would be... 241 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,870 a big lifestyle change. And... 242 00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:25,039 It's not a lifestyle change. It's a sin. 243 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,716 Well, it's not ideal. 244 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,211 But "sin" 's a bit strong. Sin's a bit... 245 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,380 It's the worst sin there is! You're all traitors! 246 00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:33,615 [Swords unsheathe] 247 00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:36,134 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop. 248 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,520 We have got to stick together! 249 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:42,465 There'll be plenty of time for fighting when Hell arrives. 250 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:46,711 ♪♪ 251 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,897 ♪ Just an average guy ♪ 252 00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:51,240 [Foghorn blows] 253 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:56,362 ♪ With a yearning I can't deny ♪ 254 00:15:56,364 --> 00:16:00,742 ♪ Don't suppose you could fall for ♪ 255 00:16:00,744 --> 00:16:04,879 ♪ Someone like me ♪ 256 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,399 I've always... I've always wondered about that. 257 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,843 And... and... the... the big one... it's furry. 258 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,327 It looks like a... 259 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,329 like a thick-crusted beaver pizza. 260 00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:14,890 It's called a "shtremiel." 261 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,791 Worn over the kippah. 262 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,186 Connotes an extra level of devotion. 263 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,987 Yes? Good? 264 00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:22,606 Excellent. Thank you. Got it. 265 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,265 Is that why you've come, 266 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:27,027 for my knowledge of traditional Jewish hats and headwear? 267 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,938 You know what we want, Dany. 268 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,390 Right. 269 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,849 ♪♪ 270 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,685 Who we want. 271 00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:39,188 But first... 272 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:42,116 you know what I want. 273 00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:47,363 ♪♪ 274 00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:50,366 [Horns honking] 275 00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:52,610 [Indistinct conversations] 276 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,612 - Man: Order up. - [Bell dings] 277 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,040 Honestly, I don't know why I ever left this town. 278 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:00,209 It's got good foods. 279 00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:02,370 Pubs never close. 280 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:04,880 Actually, do you know what? 281 00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:07,292 I should go down and see the boys at McSorley's. 282 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,819 Of course, they won't be boys anymore, will they? 283 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,739 They were like 20-something then, so... 284 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:17,410 Well, Christ, they'd be dead now, wouldn't they? 285 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,996 Yeah. Probably. 286 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:30,423 Look, this thing... that she's asking you for? 287 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,344 I can do that, if you want? 288 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,489 Everything good for you two? 289 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,840 Oh, it's great. Thank you so much. 290 00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,249 It was lovely. 291 00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:42,143 [Paper tears] 292 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,856 And just say it. Say the word, and I'll do it. 293 00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:52,578 You know, I don't like it either, alright? 294 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,263 But the gloves are off now. 295 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,116 We tried to be nice. 296 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,009 We tried to play it by the book. 297 00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,619 Where did it get us? 298 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:03,364 Guilt and just feeling bad about every goddamn thing. 299 00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,308 Well, screw that. 300 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,443 [Bell dings] 301 00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:10,797 The gloves are off. 302 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,882 They're all the way off. 303 00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:21,157 - [Gunshots] - [Screaming] 304 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:28,148 ♪♪ 305 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:35,304 ♪♪ 306 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:42,329 ♪♪ 307 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:54,749 [Groaning] 308 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:56,025 My child. 309 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:57,752 [Groans] 310 00:18:57,754 --> 00:18:59,253 Whoa! Whoa! 311 00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:00,880 Zo? 312 00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:05,727 Apart from the erection, what do you think of him? 313 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,895 He's, uh... 314 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:10,172 Hold that thought. 315 00:19:10,174 --> 00:19:13,693 [Cracks knuckles, grunts] 316 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,178 [Plays "That Old Soft Shoe"] 317 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:19,532 Guuuhh. 318 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,410 [Laughs] 319 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:33,070 ♪♪ 320 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,364 Wait, I thought the Messiah was supposed to be 321 00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,175 a [quietly] good dancer? 322 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,460 - [Gunshots] - Whoa! Whoa! 323 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:42,113 Jesus Christ! 324 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:45,708 [Sighs] That's not zee Messiah. 325 00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,560 You... You killed him! 326 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,595 Just a clone. 327 00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,080 There are hundreds of them, 328 00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:54,200 running around like dumb monkeys. 329 00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:57,462 That... That's no monkey, Hitler. 330 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,797 But the real Messiah? 331 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,076 The one they need to end the world? 332 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,969 They have lost him. 333 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,729 He is gone. 334 00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:08,306 Disappeared. 335 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,141 And no one knows where. 336 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,067 Except you, of course. 337 00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:14,145 I don't know either. 338 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,425 Hit by a bus, stumbled into a wood chipper. 339 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,760 Who knows? 340 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:25,173 But more importantly, who cares? 341 00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:29,752 When we have a perfectly good Messiah? 342 00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:31,846 A deserving Messiah, 343 00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:34,441 all rrrready to go?! 344 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,184 Hm? 345 00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,920 What are you talking about? 346 00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:41,022 Jesus. 347 00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:45,009 I'm talking about you. 348 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:50,364 ♪♪ 349 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,941 Okay. 350 00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,609 Alright. 351 00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:55,545 Yeah. 352 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,424 [Cellphone beeps] 353 00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,182 You killed my husband. 354 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,550 - Like you asked me to, Dany. - No, I know, I know. 355 00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:12,645 - Like you've been asking me for 10 years, Dany. - I know, I know. 356 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,540 Look. You got what you want, now we get what we want. 357 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,233 No, I know, I know. 358 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:20,712 I didn't think you'd do it! 359 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,213 - What? - You always said no. 360 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,882 100 times I asked you and you always said no. 361 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:25,900 [Quietly] Seriously? 362 00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:26,993 - Look, you g... - Shut up! 363 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,787 Who is this person?! 364 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,113 Where is he? 365 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,357 Here's the thing. 366 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,409 There's no "thing," Dany. 367 00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:36,503 We had a deal. 368 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,445 Where is he? 369 00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:41,716 You don't understand. 370 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,828 What you are asking... I can't do it. 371 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:47,405 ♪♪ 372 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,757 - I'm sorry. - Oh, bullshit. 373 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:52,185 You're right. I misspoke. 374 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,746 I'm not sorry. 375 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,681 And I won't do it. 376 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:57,899 [Gasps] 377 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,560 ♪♪ 378 00:22:00,562 --> 00:22:03,271 [Grunts] 379 00:22:03,273 --> 00:22:05,848 ♪♪ 380 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,775 Where is he? 381 00:22:07,777 --> 00:22:13,948 ♪♪ 382 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:20,121 ♪♪ 383 00:22:20,123 --> 00:22:22,865 [Door thuds] 384 00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:24,458 Sorry. 385 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:28,796 It's just... we're trying to think outside the box. 386 00:22:28,798 --> 00:22:32,475 ♪♪ 387 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,377 I can't believe I'm dead and I still want a cigarette. 388 00:22:35,379 --> 00:22:42,852 ♪♪ 389 00:22:42,854 --> 00:22:45,296 Nasty habit. 390 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:49,150 ♪♪ 391 00:22:49,152 --> 00:22:52,136 But it keeps me off the speedballs. 392 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:53,304 ♪♪ 393 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,157 How is that Cassidy anyway? 394 00:22:56,159 --> 00:22:58,326 Alive. 395 00:22:58,328 --> 00:22:59,644 [Chuckles] 396 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:00,920 Yeah. 397 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,663 He is that. 398 00:23:02,665 --> 00:23:04,424 Look. 399 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,751 You don't want to go against God's law? 400 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,821 I respect that. 401 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,748 But what if by refusing the throne, 402 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,584 you're going against His will? 403 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:20,348 I mean, He did send you here, huh? 404 00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:21,682 But why? 405 00:23:21,684 --> 00:23:24,760 I cheated, I stole. 406 00:23:24,762 --> 00:23:26,504 I-I killed people. 407 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:32,010 I mean, some had it coming, but... some didn't. 408 00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:36,623 There was this kid once in Dallas, a bank teller. 409 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,291 ♪♪ 410 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,201 He just got in my way. 411 00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:43,963 Why am I telling you this? 412 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,207 You done some bad things... 413 00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:48,042 but you done good things, too. 414 00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:51,954 In the end, who gets into Heaven, who goes to Hell? 415 00:23:51,956 --> 00:23:54,807 It's complicated. 416 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,368 My only two friends. 417 00:23:57,370 --> 00:24:00,054 Two friends. 418 00:24:00,056 --> 00:24:02,631 They let me down, but not in any big way. 419 00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,817 I mean, [quietly] it was in a big way, 420 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,320 [normal voice] but I'm sure they didn't mean it. 421 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:09,805 ♪♪ 422 00:24:09,807 --> 00:24:11,991 I had to get away from them, too. 423 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,386 I was afraid I was gonna kill them. 424 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:16,979 ♪♪ 425 00:24:16,981 --> 00:24:18,665 You see, with all that hate in my heart, 426 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,850 why would He send me here? 427 00:24:20,852 --> 00:24:25,246 Because He knows you forgave them. 428 00:24:25,248 --> 00:24:27,607 I haven't. 429 00:24:27,609 --> 00:24:37,517 ♪♪ 430 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,261 It's because... 431 00:24:40,263 --> 00:24:42,914 this isn't Heaven. 432 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,316 ♪♪ 433 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,627 Is it, Fiore? 434 00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:49,845 I never said it was. 435 00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:54,834 [Machine powers down] 436 00:24:54,836 --> 00:24:57,278 [Distant screaming] 437 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:04,769 ♪♪ 438 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:06,379 [Bangs on door] 439 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,864 Get me out of here! 440 00:25:08,866 --> 00:25:10,124 ♪♪ 441 00:25:10,126 --> 00:25:12,701 [Echoing] Get me out of here! 442 00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:14,795 Get me out of here! 443 00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:15,888 Get me out of here! 444 00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:22,803 In there? 445 00:25:22,805 --> 00:25:25,565 You can't do this. 446 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,275 Show us. 447 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,719 Or what? You gonna shoot me, too? 448 00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:33,005 Yeah. 449 00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:35,483 What happened to you? 450 00:25:35,485 --> 00:25:37,826 ♪♪ 451 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,488 Where's Jesse? 452 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,973 Tulip? Where is... 453 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,899 He's dead. 454 00:25:43,901 --> 00:25:46,735 Show us. 455 00:25:46,737 --> 00:25:50,648 [Indistinct conversations] 456 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,817 Hitler: Nein, there is nein time for this now. 457 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,986 Jesus: Agree to disagree, Adolf, okay? 458 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,578 Nein! There is only disagree 459 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,339 because you are the Messiah. 460 00:25:58,341 --> 00:26:01,342 I have waited too long to have my plans come crashing down now! 461 00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,511 Hey, hey, hey, I don't respond well to yelling. 462 00:26:03,513 --> 00:26:04,812 Where are you going now? 463 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,774 [Door opens] 464 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,391 Fine! 465 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:12,278 You go. Pray on it. 466 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,248 You shall not muzzle an ox when it treads out the grain. 467 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,659 [Scoffs] What does that even [chuckling] mean? 468 00:26:20,104 --> 00:26:22,196 Your latte, my Lord. 469 00:26:22,198 --> 00:26:23,605 [Taps cup] 470 00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:25,500 Bless you, Hoover Two. 471 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,041 Sugar! 472 00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:35,301 Already in there. 473 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,385 Two packets. 474 00:26:42,051 --> 00:26:43,884 [Doors slam] 475 00:26:43,886 --> 00:26:48,130 ♪♪ 476 00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:51,800 Bar'chu et Hashem ham'vorach. 477 00:26:51,802 --> 00:26:55,488 Congregation: Baruch Hashem ham'vorach l'olam vaed. 478 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:58,533 [Chanting in Hebrew] 479 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:10,819 [Congregation chants in Hebrew] 480 00:27:10,821 --> 00:27:12,413 [Whispering] Well, where is he? 481 00:27:12,415 --> 00:27:15,566 [Sighs] [Whispering] I hope he melts your faces off. 482 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:18,569 [Chanting continues] 483 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:25,667 ♪♪ 484 00:27:25,669 --> 00:27:32,841 ♪♪ 485 00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:39,940 ♪♪ 486 00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,467 Are you ready? 487 00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:43,611 No. We need a minute to catch our breath. 488 00:27:43,613 --> 00:27:46,355 Open the goddamn door, Dany. 489 00:27:46,357 --> 00:27:50,117 ♪♪ 490 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,936 [Door opens] 491 00:27:51,938 --> 00:28:01,946 ♪♪ 492 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,631 [Door closes] 493 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:08,019 Uh, bak-too. [Laughs] 494 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,230 Jesus. 495 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,999 I-I get it. 496 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:15,643 When Jesse first sent him to me for safekeeping, 497 00:28:15,645 --> 00:28:19,647 I thought, "This is God's chosen one? 498 00:28:19,649 --> 00:28:23,217 He's raping blocks of cheese." 499 00:28:23,219 --> 00:28:25,203 But then... 500 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,896 Something happened. 501 00:28:27,898 --> 00:28:32,084 - [Groans] - His power, his love changed me. 502 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:35,254 It changed all of us. 503 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:38,149 [Mumbles] 504 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,984 Watch. 505 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,987 [Plays "Old Soft Shoe"] 506 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:50,919 ♪♪ 507 00:28:50,921 --> 00:28:53,180 [Shoes tapping] 508 00:28:53,182 --> 00:28:56,183 [Laughs] 509 00:28:56,185 --> 00:29:03,732 ♪♪ 510 00:29:03,734 --> 00:29:11,207 ♪♪ 511 00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:14,401 [Laughs] 512 00:29:14,403 --> 00:29:16,921 [Moans happily] 513 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:28,048 Do you understand now how special he really is? 514 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:31,427 Why I could never let you take him. 515 00:29:31,429 --> 00:29:33,187 ♪♪ 516 00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:34,538 Ever. 517 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,989 ♪♪ 518 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,775 [Grunts] 519 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:43,522 ♪♪ 520 00:29:43,524 --> 00:29:44,699 Bye-bye! 521 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:51,764 ♪♪ 522 00:29:51,766 --> 00:29:53,240 Stop them! 523 00:29:53,242 --> 00:29:55,817 They're taking our Messiah! 524 00:29:55,819 --> 00:29:59,955 Congregation: [Chanting] Moshiach! Moshiach! 525 00:29:59,957 --> 00:30:02,925 [Chanting continues] 526 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:06,061 [Humperdoo grunting] 527 00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:14,394 ♪♪ 528 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:22,528 ♪♪ 529 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:24,255 [Snarls] 530 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:25,555 ♪♪ 531 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:28,067 Muhh roooo ahh! 532 00:30:28,069 --> 00:30:31,078 [Mumbling] 533 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:40,421 [Laughs happily] 534 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,762 Bye-bye. 535 00:30:50,707 --> 00:30:52,475 [Laughs] 536 00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,974 [Humming] 537 00:31:00,976 --> 00:31:02,384 Where are you taking Him?! 538 00:31:02,386 --> 00:31:05,071 Moshiach. 539 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,572 Where are you taking him?! 540 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:10,142 [Door closes] 541 00:31:10,144 --> 00:31:12,227 ♪♪ 542 00:31:12,229 --> 00:31:14,138 Betsy Cullen. 543 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,156 Betsy Cullen... she lived down the road from me 544 00:31:16,158 --> 00:31:18,325 when I was just a lad in Dublin. 545 00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:20,477 There was Betsy, her husband. 546 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,655 She had six sons, and they were good Catholics, you know. 547 00:31:23,657 --> 00:31:26,542 Devoted. They loved God. 548 00:31:26,544 --> 00:31:29,595 And then the war came along, and one Cullen boy after another... 549 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:31,822 he come back from France in a box, see? 550 00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,825 It was Betsy's husband, five sons. 551 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:37,085 All dead. Which left Bobby. 552 00:31:37,087 --> 00:31:39,330 He was like the fair-haired favorite, you know. 553 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:44,017 Only Bobby... he died, too, at his daddy's wake. 554 00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:46,112 He stepped out the bar, he walked into the road, 555 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:48,114 he got hit by a cement truck. 556 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,515 And do you know what happened to Betsy Cullen 557 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:53,602 and her devotions as a result of her many sorrows? 558 00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,956 Do you know? 559 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,940 Absolutely nothing. 560 00:31:58,942 --> 00:32:00,275 ♪♪ 561 00:32:00,277 --> 00:32:03,111 She still loved God. 562 00:32:03,113 --> 00:32:05,614 Because she was an idiot. 563 00:32:05,616 --> 00:32:08,617 - [Congregation murmurs angrily] - She was a sucker, as are all of you. 564 00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,844 And in answer to your question, 565 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,245 we heard that your Lord... 566 00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,473 He loves your Messiah, too. 567 00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,349 So we're going to kill him... 568 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,936 [Murmuring continues] 569 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,705 [Laughs] And we're going to make God watch, alright? 570 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:25,893 ♪♪ 571 00:32:25,895 --> 00:32:28,970 [Door opens, closes] 572 00:32:28,972 --> 00:32:31,382 I didn't even know we had a Messiah. 573 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:34,493 Because we didn't tell you, Eli! 574 00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,287 Schmuck. 575 00:32:40,483 --> 00:32:43,818 [Police radio chatter] 576 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:47,581 ♪♪ 577 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,009 [Telephone rings] 578 00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:51,969 [Knock on door] 579 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,420 Got a call for you, Chief. 580 00:32:53,422 --> 00:32:55,406 I get 30 minutes for lunch. 581 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,074 I got 27 more to go. 582 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,760 Chief, it's long-distance. 583 00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:05,858 ♪♪ 584 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,359 Wittman here. 585 00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,177 Chief. It's Nix. 586 00:33:09,179 --> 00:33:11,755 It's been 14 months. I thought you were dead. 587 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:13,848 No, sir. I'm alive and well 588 00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,759 and I'm holding all the evidence I need 589 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,853 to stop these Grail bastards in their tracks. 590 00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:21,189 You're saying that this is more than phony car tags? 591 00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:23,100 It's a global conspiracy. 592 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,618 Hitler and Jesus... 593 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,103 they're taking orders from this... 594 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,439 this mutilated maniac 595 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:30,216 who wants to set off a nuclear war 596 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,866 with a tap-dancing imbecile. 597 00:33:31,868 --> 00:33:34,294 Christ, Nix. 598 00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:36,388 If what you're saying is true, 599 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,357 you'll make detective before you're 30. 600 00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:39,925 I didn't get into this for promotions. 601 00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:42,636 I'm just a cop doing his job to keep people safe. 602 00:33:42,638 --> 00:33:44,563 As long as I got a badge in my wallet, 603 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:47,566 there isn't going to be any damn apocalypse. 604 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:50,294 [Scoffs] No, sir. Not on my... 605 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,629 - [Silenced gunshot] - [Cellphone clatters] 606 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,732 Nix? Nix? 607 00:33:55,734 --> 00:34:04,324 ♪♪ 608 00:34:04,326 --> 00:34:12,907 ♪♪ 609 00:34:12,909 --> 00:34:15,910 [Laughs happily] 610 00:34:15,912 --> 00:34:18,655 ♪♪ 611 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,383 Yay! 612 00:34:21,385 --> 00:34:24,828 Huppa-doo! 613 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,164 Yay! 614 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,549 [Laughs] 615 00:34:29,551 --> 00:34:37,508 ♪♪ 616 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:45,432 ♪♪ 617 00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:48,368 Young Jesse: I did it, Daddy! I prayed for this! 618 00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:49,861 - It's all my fault! - [Gunshot] 619 00:34:49,863 --> 00:34:52,372 [Machine powers down] 620 00:34:52,374 --> 00:35:00,047 ♪♪ 621 00:35:00,049 --> 00:35:02,624 Give me a break. 622 00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:10,874 ♪♪ 623 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,392 Hello again. 624 00:35:12,394 --> 00:35:14,820 What are you doing here? 625 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,656 You're supposed to be an angel. 626 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:19,158 It's a long story. 627 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,717 But suffice to say, 628 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,811 when you've got a grand-a-day speedball habit, 629 00:35:22,813 --> 00:35:25,055 Heaven's a challenge. 630 00:35:25,057 --> 00:35:28,834 But this... you're just...? 631 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:31,152 I'm just a projection. 632 00:35:31,154 --> 00:35:34,989 This isn't Heaven and that is not the Lord's throne. 633 00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:38,426 But the offer... is real. 634 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:45,834 ♪♪ 635 00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:49,504 You take it and we'll set you free. 636 00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:52,024 [Quietly] Just because I've got issues with God 637 00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:55,085 doesn't mean I'm going to listen to some bird-faced dope fiend 638 00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:56,845 about replacing Him. 639 00:35:56,847 --> 00:36:00,849 ♪♪ 640 00:36:00,851 --> 00:36:02,926 Okay, let's try something else, then. 641 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:12,936 ♪♪ 642 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,047 What is this? 643 00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,790 This is Heaven. 644 00:36:16,792 --> 00:36:19,276 In 2015. 645 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,870 Watch and listen. 646 00:36:21,872 --> 00:36:23,722 ♪♪ 647 00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:26,633 Young Man: Aw, c'mon, God! Not summer school. 648 00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:28,686 - No. - [Tape fast-forwards] 649 00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,712 Man: God, I beg of you, in all your glory. 650 00:36:30,714 --> 00:36:32,231 If you clear up this rash, 651 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,215 I'll never look at another hooker again. 652 00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:35,818 - No. - [Tape fast-forwards] 653 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,702 Woman: Lord, please, let it be benign. 654 00:36:37,704 --> 00:36:39,220 [Sighs] 655 00:36:39,222 --> 00:36:41,865 [Door opens] 656 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:51,208 ♪♪ 657 00:36:51,210 --> 00:37:00,575 ♪♪ 658 00:37:00,577 --> 00:37:04,655 My Lord, I bring, erm... 659 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,099 difficult news. 660 00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:10,068 Genesis has escaped. 661 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:12,846 ♪♪ 662 00:37:12,848 --> 00:37:15,666 We're not sure how or where. 663 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:16,925 I see. 664 00:37:16,927 --> 00:37:18,426 I'm really sorry. 665 00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,854 You entrusted it to our safekeeping and... 666 00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:25,083 L-L-Let me just, um... 667 00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:30,347 ♪♪ 668 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,757 Shit. 669 00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:34,159 We'll get it back. 670 00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:36,019 Deblanch and I will go down there, 671 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,278 and we'll find it, and... and... 672 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,114 Thank you for telling me, my son. 673 00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:44,953 Now, uh, if you would leave me with my thoughts, 674 00:37:44,955 --> 00:37:48,548 I will come up with a solution. 675 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:50,642 Yes, my Lord. 676 00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:52,536 Of course. 677 00:37:52,538 --> 00:38:02,546 ♪♪ 678 00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:04,823 [Glass shatters] 679 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,233 ♪♪ 680 00:38:06,235 --> 00:38:08,026 My Lord? 681 00:38:08,028 --> 00:38:14,274 ♪♪ 682 00:38:14,276 --> 00:38:15,559 What the... 683 00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:18,895 ["Holiday Road" playing] 684 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:23,525 ♪ I found out long ago ♪ 685 00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:27,996 ♪ It's a long way down the holiday road ♪ 686 00:38:27,998 --> 00:38:33,593 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 687 00:38:33,595 --> 00:38:38,673 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 688 00:38:38,675 --> 00:38:41,885 ♪♪ 689 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:46,097 ♪ Jack be nimble, Jack be quick ♪ 690 00:38:46,099 --> 00:38:51,019 ♪ Take a ride on the West Coast kick ♪ 691 00:38:51,021 --> 00:38:56,767 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 692 00:38:56,769 --> 00:39:01,788 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 693 00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:06,885 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 694 00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:12,040 ♪ Holiday road ♪ 695 00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:17,954 ♪♪ 696 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:23,810 ♪♪ 697 00:39:23,812 --> 00:39:28,090 ♪ I found out long ago ♪ 698 00:39:28,092 --> 00:39:35,972 ♪♪ 699 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,657 The dog suit's a bit weird. 700 00:39:37,659 --> 00:39:40,385 The dog suit is disgusting. 701 00:39:40,387 --> 00:39:43,738 ♪♪ 702 00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:47,275 That can't be all He's doing. 703 00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:50,095 He must have some bigger plan. 704 00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,080 Oh, you're right about that. 705 00:39:52,082 --> 00:39:53,323 He's got a big plan. 706 00:39:53,325 --> 00:39:56,751 [Sewing machine clicking] 707 00:39:56,753 --> 00:40:00,372 And he's been hard at it for months now. 708 00:40:00,374 --> 00:40:02,165 Tinkering... 709 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,008 experimenting... 710 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:07,595 ♪♪ 711 00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:09,673 First, he made dinosaurs. 712 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,341 Then he created man. 713 00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:12,676 And now... 714 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,261 [Blood squirts] 715 00:40:14,263 --> 00:40:20,851 ♪♪ 716 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,628 His Great Design. 717 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,631 Creation Part Three. 718 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:29,709 God's going to replace us. 719 00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:32,195 ♪♪ 720 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:34,214 Unless... 721 00:40:34,216 --> 00:40:42,022 ♪♪ 722 00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:45,904 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 723 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:52,974 ♪♪ 724 00:40:52,976 --> 00:41:01,725 ♪♪ 725 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:10,384 ♪♪ 45227

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