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Well, this is a bladdernose seal.

And here is the
smallest of the whales,

the common porpoise,
with both testicles.

And this is a penis
from a harbor seal.

A beautiful specimen,
with the testicles.

These are absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely fabulous.

This started as a joke with
a bull's penis in 1.974.

I was 33 years old,

and it was in the town
Reykjavik in the south

where I was the headmaster
of a secondary school.

One of m y teachers gave it to
me at a party just as a joke.

That was the first.

This museum presents
phalluses or penises

from the animal kingdom

with all the artistic
pieces around as well.

Here it is, the bull's penis
that my teacher gave me.

The one that gave me the
idea to start collecting.

So this was what
started everything.

This is the biggest
specimen I've got so far.

It's from a sperm whale.

But this is just about one-third
of the length of the organ.

This is the part that leaks
out when the animal dies.

This is a penis bone
from a cave bear.

A species that got extinct
10-, 15000 years ago.

So this is very rare and
very precious to me.

I've been collecting for almost
40 years now. I'm almost 70.

And I've got foxes, minks,
house mouse, field mouse,

rats, brown rats, black
rats, pigs, horses, rams,

bulls, reindeer, polar
bear, seals, walruses,

harbor seal, gray seal,
sperm whale, humpback,

minke whale, killer
whale, dolphins.

I've got them all.

I've got specimens from all
mammalian species except one:

A proper human.

Without the proper human, the
collection is not complete.

My dad has been collecting
penises as long as I remember.

I think for me it was
quite, you know, normal.

Just part of, you
know, the family life

to bring home a new
specimen for the museum.

Or for the collection.
It wasn't a museum then.

It was a private
collection at home.

Just for display for
guests and so on.

And I opened it with an
opening ceremony, in style

on the 23rd of August, '97.
That's my birthday as well.

We have anniversaries on the
same day, me and the museum.

We started when I was
17 and she was 18.

We have been together 52 years now.

I would never have been
able to do the museum

without her support.

Quite a few people thought of
course that I was a pervert

or something like that

to start with, start
collecting penises.

Most people... Some people
may have thought it

absolutely nonsensical.

Or idiotic.

But when people realized
that there is nothing

pornographic there, they just...

Well, they may start thinking,
why is he doing it?

What is his concept of
presenting this to us?

The museum develops most naturally,

but echoes many of the approaches

to the world that you see
within his teaching.

Especially the
question of something

that mustn't be talked about.

And anything that
Siggi comes across

that mustn't be talked about

as far as he's concerned, must
be talked about straightaway.

Let's discuss this.

Did you know that?
You knew that. Great.

This is very, very
important for me,

to inform people or educate people.

I think this serves or helps.

Decreasing taboos
about this human body

but especially about this
organ I am presenting here.

This is the smallest
item in the museum.

A penis bone from a hamster.

It's less than two millimeters.

As a professional teacher for 37
years, I like telling people.

I like informing people.

The testicles weighed 972 kilos.

Look at this one. This
is an American possum.

And it has two. Did you know?

We look at the historical record

and see all kinds of variations

in how much we can talk
openly about penises.

It's odd that we in
the 21st century

tend to fall on a very
conservative point of view.

Why is it for us in
the 21st century

that the penis is so taboo?

Salt and pepper.

I have been carving for
30 years or something.

I started carving
things, like this gavel

just in the same line as other
things in the museum you see.

So this is the official gavel

of the director of the institute.

The Icelandic Institute
of Phallology.

It's a good gavel.

This took me weeks.

So this is pretty heavy, but
it's a complete mini bar

or travel bar with two small
bottles underneath here.

If you have guests,
you, you can bring

their schnapps on this trowel.

It's just like something
you want to create.

You don't know what the
end result will be.

This is my Christmas
cutlery, you know?

A fork, knife, and a spoon.

The museum is getting greater
attention now than ever before.

And I think that is more or less
the word is spreading worldwide.

And it's been a lot
of interest shown

by media from all over the world

that's been flocking up to Husavik.

Hello, I'm Carol Off.

Good evening, I'm Jeff Douglas.

And this is As It Happens.

The world's only penis
museum has not yet managed

to secure even one of a specimen

of which there are billions.

Mr. Hjartarson, why is it
so difficult, do you think

to get a human penis
for your museum?

I have been collecting
for 33 years now,

and I'm still waiting
for a human one.

These bodies are all
over, you know?

And some of them are
just cut up to pieces.

Why haven't I been able to get
a human specimen from there?

Without specific legal
permission given by

an individual you cannot
acquire any part of his body.

Everybody knowing
everybody in Iceland,

this is a sensitive
matter, you know?

Because we are so few

and a specimen would
hardly get to me

without the nametag on it.

Nobody would notice

if somebody was buried
with one kidney.

Well, he just gave it
away, or we gave it away.

But if he was buried without
a penis, this would be a...

Well, even he or his family
could be a laughing stock,

you know?

So this is a part of the
taboo or the fringe

of talking about these things.

People want to build monuments,
leave something behind.

I think this is also a part of it.

It's sort of a chance
to do something

and leave something
remarkable behind.

My health has
deteriorated this year.

This is worrying me a little.

Because you start thinking
that you haven't got

so many years left.

The human might be the end
of a collection of 34 years.

If I don't get it in
the next few years,

I don't know what happens.

Pall Arason is an authority...
He's a famous guy in Iceland.

So that would be an
extremely valuable

acquisition to get him.

And here is the bottle.

Mr. Arason's future resting place.

If he fits there.

So, Mr. Areson, his letter of
donation was the first in 1996.

Then in 2001 came Tom
Mitchell, the American.

Hi, I'm Tom Mitchell.
I'm an American.

And I have decided
to donate my penis

to the only penis
museum in the world.

The Iceland Phallological Museum.

I felt ever since I was a
kid that when the time came

I didn't want my penis to
go to waste when I die.

And when I came across the
Iceland Phallological Museum

it seemed like the ideal
solution to a lifelong dream.

I initially did the letter
of donation to Siggi.

He had claimed that there was
an old Icelandic gentleman

who had made a commitment to
donate his penis upon his death.

I asked if he would be
interested in a donation

from outside of Iceland.

And he responded
enthusiastically at the time.

He calls his penis Elmo, and
he is extremely well endowed.

This is the American, Tom Mitchell.

And with him comes
a mold, or a cast.

That's a very, very good
specimen of almost 7 inches,

and a great girth.

My first wife came up
with the name Elmo.

I'm not really sure
where that came from.

But that was a long time
before any Muppets characters

were out there.

I don't know really
anything about this guy,

except he has this
great specimen, Elmo.

I started realizing that to ask
somebody who was a close friend

to make sure that my sex organs
are cut off my cold, dead corpse

is really just kind of a
gross thing to ask anybody

to do especially anybody
you care about.

And if you want
anything done right,

you probably need to
see to it yourself.

So more recently I
decided that actually it

would be a good idea
to do it before I die.

I can see where most any
rational guy would say:

"Boy, that's an
extreme thing to do."

I mean, nobody would really want
to do that during their life.

I've always had a dream of
not only Elmo being placed

on display in a public
place but as a result,

possibly some fame and fortune.

Not for myself, but for Elmo.

I've always thought it
would be really cool

for my penis to be world's
first true penis celebrity.

If a gentleman wants to donate,

there are two things
that must be done.

Firstly, there must
be a legally done

document testified
by three witnesses.

The second thing is he must
prove it in some way that he

meets the standards of minimum
legal length of 5 inches.

That's based on this folk
tale about a lady who went to

the sheriff and asked for a divorce

because her husband
only had 3 inches.

Let's get a look at the
story itself here.

I'll just read it for you.
It goes something like this.

It's called A Legal Length.

There was an old lady who
came to her local sheriff

demanding a divorce
from her husband.

The sheriff inquired as
to the reason for this.

"It's the damndest thing I've
ever seen," said the old lady.

The sheriff asked whether
the object in question

was such a freak of nature
that it was unusable or what.

"Don't even try mentioning that
thing," said the old woman.

"It's no more than
three thumbs worth."

And the old woman said that
she would be satisfied

with nothing less
than a legal length.

The sheriff said that he wasn't
aware of any article in the law

stating anything about
a legal length.

"Isn't three thumbs worth enough?"

"Absolutely not,"
said the old woman.

"One in the hair, one in
the skin, and a third,

"and a fourth, and a fifth one in."

"Now that's what I call action.

"That's legal length
for you, my good man."

What I think is interesting
about this story is it,

like certain other folk
tales that we have

in the Icelandic tradition
and from this time

to say recorded by priests
and other learned people

and sent on by them is that
there's clearly a lot more

understanding of the woman's
part in sexual activities.

That she deserves to get
something out of it

as well as the man.

We get the same sort of story

comes up in terms of tales
with... About elves.

On this tale, old folk tale,

is based my insistence
or requirement of having

a mold of 5 inches.

There was an English TV station.

And they tried to, to
take a mold of Mr. Arason

with Plaster of Paris.

But this guy didn't know
how to do it properly.

He was furious.
The mold was ruined.

I'm afraid I can't verify
him being of a legal length

at that time or now.

Hi, Siggi, this is Tom.

Finally we are talking together.

What's happening with the
fellow from Iceland?

Has he said anything recently?

He is still alive, you
know, 93 years old.

Don't worry about him.

It's very important to me
that Elmo be the first

human specimen in your museum.

Yeah.

That's extremely important.

The reason is I have
dreams and wishes that.

He wants to get the fame.
That's his main point.

Being the first is the only
answer to get this attention.

So I understand him in that way.

But there is one difference here.

He is talking about
having his specimen,

his organ removed before he dies.

Now, that's a big story
just by itself, you know?

To have it removed before he dies.

And then he could come later on
and see himself on the wall.

Of course I would prefer it
to be from the Icelander,

Mr. Arason.

But we don't know how many years
Mr. Arason is going to live.

Look how it opens.

Look here. It's beautiful.

You see, I will clean this up
and put it on the wall there.

And you see here.

One thing, Tom is
in a best position.

He has the advantage

because he has promised to
deliver it before he dies.

It's very important to me that
I'm not getting the first

specimen from an anonymous
nobody somewhere.

I would prefer it to be from,
well, let's say like Mr. Arason

who's a renowned personality in
Iceland that everybody knows.

Mr. Arason is a very, very funny

or very special character.

He's a boaster and a
braggart, you know?

And he wants to be
in the limelight.

He was one of the first who
went over the highlands by car.

It was a big adventure,
and he got famous.

Mr. Arason is a remarkable
guy in many ways.

Some people say that he's
the greatest womanizer

in the history of the country.

Womanizing is a big part
of the legend of Pall.

And I think he had many women

and I know that many
women came here.

He was a truck driver
up in the mountains

and maybe alone with
10 women. Who knows?

When visitors walk into the
penis museum in Iceland

and they first set eyes on Elmo

and see this relatively large
erect penis with an American

design stars and stripes,
red, white, and blue

I'd like them to know
that the largest

and best one of the
entire collection

came from the States,
which is patriotic.

But I also want people
to I guess take a moment

and contemplate how they
feel about themselves.

I want to do something
that makes a statement

and makes people feel good

and actually breaks through
the ceilings and barriers

and let mankind in
general move forward.

So this tattoo you're
doing will be around

theoretically, for
thousands of years.

Maybe the one and only tattoo
you do in your whole career

that will be here hundreds
of years from now.

You want to take a look?

Oh, that's nice.

This is made of penis
skin from a sperm whale.

There are just four specimens
of this kind in the world.

One, two, three, and Mr. Arason.

Dr. Petursson has
pledged to remove it.

Yes.

Of course.

Dr. Petur once said to me,

"Ari, if you find the old man
dead then call me first,

"and then 911.

Hi, Siggi, how are you?

Hi, Tom, how are you?

Congratulations.

You have a red, white, and
blue stars and stripes

on your American penis's head. Yes.

Fantastic.

Yeah, that's nice to hear.

Siggi, I'm pretty sure you
have a pretty good idea

on how you want to display him.

Well, it must be rather
special, rather...

It must be extremely well done.

But I will take care of Elmo's
display. Don't do anything.

Right. Okay.

I'm wanting to get a
display case made

for the penis museum in Iceland.

Iceland.

I've come up with some sketches.

I'm looking for your
thoughts and feedback.

I had thought to
actually mount it on.

This is the display box
that I designed for Elmo.

To me it's very important that
Elmo be plastinated fully erect

looking natural, with
both testicles hanging

in the bottom of the scrotum.

With pubic scalp that I want
harvested at the same time.

This would be the top, front
face. It bevels down and goes.

He was putting forth all
kinds of conditions

about the preservation
about the presentation

of it in the museum,
etcetera, etcetera.

And all kind of...

Naming even the kind of wood he
was going to make the box of.

These are three-eighths inch.

These two will be
three-eighths inch.

This is quarter inch.

This'll be quarter inch.

It'll be very strong.
It's one continuous piece.

It could be glued down to
the base or left separate.

If it has legs on it, it could
be set on a pedestal or a shelf.

Or it could be alternately
attached to a wall.

Suggestions are okay, but
I'm doing it my way.

That's absolutely clear.

We have a shelf and a mirror.

Visitors to the museum could
get views from either side,

from the front

and then through the
mirror, a view from below.

Okay.

Okay, yeah.

We're going to probably want
to lean it down at a...

About like that.

We're looking at hopefully
this lasting indefinitely.

I've been doing this for 40
years and I've got things

I've built in the Getty
that are still there.

Okay.

Do you have a warranty on
anything that you make?

You know, should it come apart?

I have one for aquariums.
I guess it would...

Okay.

Absolutely.

He asked me if he could have
it back off season, you know?

I could have it here during summer.

And he asked me if that would
be all right if he got it back

during winter here.

Either he presents it,
donates it formally

and legally, and it's mine.

And it's mine to
decide what happens,

how it's going to be
presented and so on.

So this is completely out of
his hands after he delivers.

Well, initially when
I was considering

having them harvested and preserved

I was thinking more in terms
of traditional things

like taxidermy.

And some of the
taxidermists had been

experimenting with freeze drying.

I think they did that with some
people's pets, dogs and cats

and that was relatively successful.

And then I discovered the
science of plastination

which is a modern high-tech way

of preserving anatomical specimens.

It is very, very important to be
careful with possible shrinkage.

And we want to be sure
to avoid any shrinkage.

For this reason we are developing

new techniques and new polymers.

This is an international project.

We are in Italy, the donor
is in the United States,

and the museum is in Iceland.

Hello, Dr. Shahar?

Yes f;?

How are you?

Fine, fine.

Your lab is kind of clear now?

You could take Elmo in and
do plastination work?

Yes.

Okay.

But a penis and
testicles can be done

in two to three months,
then, correct?

Yes, yes.

This is a funny guy, you know?

I have never met a person like him,

or been in contact with
any person like him.

So I'm not quite sure
what he really means

or where he is going, really.

So I am just, as I said before,
I am just the receiver.

I just wait.

This morning I handed into
the printers my latest book.

My 22nd work, entitled
The Fox and the Nation.

Its a history of 1100 years of
relations between fox and man.

You know, the Icelandic
fox is a special animal.

It's the only animal that
has a longer history

in Iceland than we have.

But it's hunted without
discrimination.

The entire country thinks
this animal is a pest.

They talked about the
extermination of a species.

But what about the
rights of the animal?

This is something to fight for.

So we founded a society,

the Society of the
Friends of the Foxes.

Well, it might have
started as a joke,

as the phallological
museum started.

But we use that just
to confront society

and try to make them
change their attitude.

This is essentially wrong.

So we must change our
ideas of how to treat,

for example, the fox.

Or to take a collection of penises.

Why to hide it?

I have never asked anybody
to kill an animal for me

and I never killed
an animal myself.

I don't shoot, I don't
fish, I don't hunt.

So first I put some water

and then one-tenth of the
solution is formaldehyde.

No animal here has ever been
killed for me or because of me.

Same applies to Elmo.
That's absolutely clear.

I've talked with people who
have suggested different ideas.

Things that can be
offered to the public

visitors to the museum and whatnot.

There are things I'd like to
pursue. One is a comic book.

And this is a simplified line
drawing of a cartoon comic book

type of character.

The Amazing Adventures of Elmo.

He's been detached, he's off to
conquer evil, to see the world.

I need to find somebody
who's an artist,

a comic book illustrator
type of person.

Somebody who's pretty
creative with storylines

and maybe has a good
sense of humor.

I'm excited about the idea.
I think it'd be a lot of fun.

And I need to talk
to Siggi about it.

I think Siggi would have
a lot of ideas as well.

So he doesn't have
any feet or shoes.

So he kind of magically levitates

around wherever he goes.

He was driving me crazy, you know?

I was having two or
three emails a day.

Whole pages of discussion
about his organ.

I don't know how much
money I should spend

on a penis that I'm having cut off.

I do want Elmo to look his best.

He's awfully thick. His scrotum
and large testicles hang down.

Next year, Elmo will
be in your hands.

Let's have fun making him famous.

And he was always sending
me photos of Elmo

in all kinds of situations.

With a Santa Claus hat.

Abraham Lincoln.

As a Viking.

He feels that I am rejecting his
endless discussion about Elmo.

And his response was, "Dear Tom:

"I am busy at the moment
putting the final touches

"on a book I have been translating.

"A 16th-century historical work."

What can I do? Encourage him?

I'm not letting him
getting too close.

So I'm keeping him at a distance

where I feel sure about
my position, you know?

So he must do it on his own

and I'm just waiting
until I receive it.

When I first contacted
Siggi, he was cordial.

In fact, he was enthusiastic,

and I did the letter
of donation to him.

And he wanted some photos,
and I sent him some photos.

And he wanted to know if I
could get a plastic model made

and I said, as a matter of
fact, I already had one.

And sent that to him,
and he was all excited.

But here more recently he's
not communicating well.

I'm beginning to think that
he's wanting to give preference

to the Icelander or someone else.

And that he's just...

His enthusiasm has
fallen off to zero.

I think it's important that we
treat one another with respect.

We each own our own bodies.

And I think as long as we
don't harm one another

we ought to be able
to do what we please.

And as far as the exhibitionist
needs that I have

I think I can satisfy in a
socially acceptable way

by donating to the museum.

I hope nobody thinks
negatively about me.

I'm sincere, and I'd
like to think that

I'm a pretty decent guy.

I try to treat other
people the same way

that I like to be treated.

And that's with respect.

Mr. Arason has stated
it repeatedly to me

that his specimen has been
shrinking rather rapidly.

According to the minimum
legal standard of 5 inches

I very much doubt that he
would reach up to that.

It has been very important
for him to be preserved

in a dignified position.

As big and as gorgeous
as it could be done.

Maybe this is the reason for him

just trying to retract
from this document.

From this promise, you know?

Some doctors have told me

that if it's taken off the body
before the body cools down

and it is bled properly,
all the blood is taken out

then some doctor told me
that it would be possible

to pump it up with a liquid.

If he is warm when it
is taken, still warm

you can cut it off,
bleed it properly

and then inject it and raise it.

Then it's not real.

Well, well, well.

Siggi has many ideas and fantasies.

He thinks that he can
do something about it.

But I think that it will never be.

It's hanging over me.

I'm getting old and my
health is not so good.

I'm still waiting
for a proper human.

People sometimes ask me
why I am doing this.

I've been doing this not for
money, definitely, but for the.

Well, it's part of a...
it's pride as well.

I'm proud of presenting,
or telling people about this.

But it's deeper than that.

I try to provoke people, to
make them look differently

at things, you know?

You want to, well, explore
things that other people don't.

For a number of reasons

I decided that I wanted to
remove my genitals completely.

And with a new relocation
for a urethral opening.

And I'd be a happy camper.

Okay, here's the thing.

When I become a doctor,
I sign a Hippocratic oath.

First do no harm.

First do no harm.

Right.

We normally don't remove
healthy body parts.

Right.

In my work I do transformations
of the genitalia.

So I'll change a man into a
woman or a woman into a man.

Now, why would we want to
take off a healthy penis

in your case?

Why would I do that as a physician?

Years ago, I fractured my penis.

It was definitely broken, snapped.

There's no bones in it,
so, what happened?

Well, I went to a urologist.

Okay.

And he did surgery.

I'm sorry, how did it
happen in the first place?

How did you fracture your penis?

Intercourse. Really excited, erect.

Okay.

She's on top.

Came almost all the way out,
maybe did all the way out.

And then she sits back
down and sharp bend.

Was there bleeding or bruising?

Oh, yeah. Internal bleeding, yeah.

Puffed right up and started
turning blue immediately.

A lot of scar tissue was generated,

which caused some shrinkage.

Yep, that's...

It somehow disturbed the urethra.

Since then I keep growing
strictures in the urethra.

Where if I don't dilate the
urethra with a dilator.

All right, yeah. So you...?

If I don't do that routinely,

like every week or
two, I can't pee.

Okay, and then you're
just gonna feel me

be very personal here, okay?

So, wow, you've had.
Now, what is the?

You can feel a distinct lump.

Yeah, but you... What's...?

You have stars and stripes.

It's what?

You have a stars and
stripes on your penis.

Yeah, that was another story.

I think if I was to have
a preconceived notion,

I would have said there's no
way I'm gonna agree to that.

With his story of the strictures

I think we actually have
grounds, medical grounds

to suggest that he would be
improved by the surgery.

So we need your medical records.

We need the urologist evaluation.

We need a psychiatrist or a
psychologist to say that

you've worked through some of this

and any other psychological things

won't be a hindrance
to us going forward.

Pleasure to meet you.

Thank you very much.

Okay.

Dr. Marci Bowers and I have
collaborated over the years

regarding several cases.

I received a call from her
regarding a Tom Mitchell

who is considering
strongly transitioning

into an androgynous state.

There's something there
in his dedication to it

that is a very strong urge
in itself to be asexual.

What got me to thinking
about doing it sooner

rather than later.

It's actually a confluence of a
bunch of different reasons that

all kind of came together at
about the same time in my life.

Everybody goes through romance

and breakups and
that sort of thing.

I guess I'm especially sensitive.

When I go through a
breakup, it's difficult,

especially difficult for me.

And after several of those
and three marriages

I've finally realized that I'm
incredibly attracted to women

and yet it's so easy for them to...

Or because of that, it's
so easy for them to

take advantage of me.

Or at least I feel that
they take advantage of me.

So that realization that I'm
so vulnerable to women.

And at this point I need to
do what I can to make myself

immune to the distractions

and the emotional loss
and drain of energy.

I really think that I
need to do something

completely different
than what I have done.

Am I crazy for doing it? No.

I think I'm probably most
in control of my thoughts

that I've ever been.

It's something that most
guys would never consider.

And most guys probably wince at
the thought of it themselves.

And I guess that most guys
probably would figure that

I must be crazy for considering it.

But the reality is I'm
just wanting some freedom.

And to make a success out of
my remaining years in life.

And I think that that's
a very rational,

very common-sense
thing for me to do.

Pall has told me that it
is getting too small.

It's possible that in the
final moment, he will say:

"No, don't touch it, because I
don't want people to see it."

Maybe he doesn't want
to say it out loud.

This is just what he is thinking.

I feel that I'm kept on a thread

just hanging in a thread waiting
for something to happen,

that I don't know if
it's going to happen.

Can you put yourself
in my position?

Running a museum,
expecting a specimen.

And always feeling that
this is coming soon

this is coming soon,
this is coming soon

but nothing happens.

Something has happened
that I'm not aware of.

Must have, for him to suddenly
show a complete lack of interest

and a lack of respect.

To me it's frustrating,
it's discouraging,

it's a little unsettling.

And frankly it kind
of pisses me off.

If he thinks I'm the problem,
I can't understand this.

Because what does
he expect from me?

If he's not interested
enough to respond

I'm not interested enough
to go any further with him,

that's all.

I am not the problem.
He is the problem.

He is the donor, he must
decide on what to do.

I think I need to check
out other possible venues

to display Elmo.

And I know that there are other
possibilities in the world.

So I think I need
to check those out.

But it needs to be a
credible location.

I just found out
from my doctor that

I have a blood clot in my leg.

And if this clot suddenly
goes directly up to the lungs

then it would be fatal, you see'?

So I've been on medicine

injections quite a lot for
the first two, three weeks.

And then I'm eating
an awful lot of pills

for thinning the blood, you know?

I'm not afraid of
dying, absolutely not.

This is the most natural
thing in the world.

To be born and to die,

all creatures in the
world are facing that.

This is a document made by me

where I donate my penis and scrotum

to the Icelandic
Phallological Museum.

It happens in life that
you leave the work you

have been doing.

We know this from history
that artists, writers,

or whatever they die without
finishing their work.

This is something that
nobody can keep control of.

Well, well, the big moment.

Yes.

Great.

Fantastic.

This is not so small.
From a 95-year-old.

Yeah, 5 inches. Legal length.

You can imagine how I feel.

And you see how I can open next
spring with this specimen.

Fantastic.

Yeah.

It's a great day in my life.

One of the greatest,
if not the greatest,

in the history of my collecting.

This is the top, this is
the final, final goal.

Welcome to the museum,
Mr. Arason. And thanks.

Hello.

Hello, Siggi.

Yes.

This is Tom Mitchell
calling from California.

Oh, hi, how are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

We haven't talked for...

You know, things are
happening here.

Things are happening there?

Yeah.

What's going on?

With Mr. Arason, the old guy.

You did what now?

He will be the first Icelander,

but there is still room
for the first foreigner.

Okay, so you got
Mr. Arason's donation?

Yeah.

Okay, so have you actually
gotten his penis yet

or you're waiting...?

Yeah, I got it.

You got it?

It will be formally
announced on Friday.

Okay, is it just his
penis or testicles too?

No, testicles and scrotum
and everything, yeah.

What was that again?
I didn't understand.

No, testicles and
scrotum and everything.

Okay.

I'm disappointed, but
I'm not devastated.

I might have been more disappointed

two or three years ago.

But no, no, it's...
My goals have moderated.

I've shape-shifted. And
it's not that big a deal.

And there are still
ways that Elmo can be

the most famous penis in the world.

I'm enthralled, absolutely.

This is a day I've been waiting
for all my collecting years,

37 years.

So this is great.

My son will be taking over.
I'm very happy about it.

He has quite a lot of good
ideas about the future.

When the time comes,
you have to stop,

so I think this is the moment.

I feel absolutely great. The
first proper human has arrived.