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Last time on Married With Children...
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...I was neither fed, walkedor had a close-up.
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That's better.
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Last time on Married With Children...
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...Al was having a typical dayat the shoe store, when suddenly:
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Oh, what in Sam Hill are you doing?
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- I'm breast-feeding.
- But why?
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Because he can't cook.
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You just told me it was all right
if I fed him.
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Well, I meant to give him something
healthy, like an Orange Bang.
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Al made the lady leave,but only temporarily.
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How dare you deny her
her God-given right to nurse her baby...
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...whenever Mother Nature calls!
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Breast-feeding is a natural
biological function.
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So is peeing, but you don't see me
doing that in public.
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Al stuck by his guns on this one...
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...so you know his life could'veonly gotten better.
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Company halt!
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Present babies.
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Express milk.
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So, Al had no choice...
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...but to counterprotestin his usual classy manner.
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Present.
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Beer bellies.
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Boogie down.
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And now, despitemy vehement objections...
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...Married With Children continues.
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One, two, three, fourWe will breast-feed in your store
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Two, four, six, eightHide your breasts or--
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Wait, what rhymes with eight?
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- Get a date?
- Guess my weight.
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Urinate.
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Well, this past week there have been
two fires, a flood and a mass murder.
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Unfortunately, none of them here
at Gary's Shoes...
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...where I, Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal...
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...have been since
this breast-feeding protest began.
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But since I am here...
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...I might as well speak to the leader
of the counterdemonstration.
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A former high school football player,
current shoe salesman...
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...and future food-stamp abuser,
Al Bundy.
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Mr. Bundy, what is your group trying
to achieve here?
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We wanna show that men have
a God-given right...
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...to live
in a breast-free environment.
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Don't get us wrong.
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We're not some of those sissy marys
who don't like breasts.
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I mean, I'm not.
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Of course, I can't vouch
for these other guys.
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Our point is breasts have no place
in a women's shoe store.
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Unless they're on a pinup calendar
in a bathroom.
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Or in one of them pens
where the bathing suit disappears.
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Mr. Bundy, sorry to break up
the Mensa meeting...
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...but how does your wife feel
about this protest?
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Oh, I'm not married.
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But if I was married,
I'm sure she'd be here for me.
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Hi, Al.
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Hello, woman I've never seen before.
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Oh, yeah, here you wear the bag,
but in bed...
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If you two don't mind, I'll head over
to the other wing of the asylum.
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- Here she comes, girls.
- Look fertile and oppressed.
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Hi, honey. Brought you your lunch.
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It's just three pieces of bread, Peg.
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Yeah, it's a club sandwich,
hold the "club."
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Oh, I'd like to hold the club, Peg.
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Oh, well, I guess it's better
than yesterday's hot-dog bun on rye.
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Now, look, Al, I know I'm not supposed
to ask you about your business...
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...or your future...
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...or why there's never a pair of your
dirty underwear in the hamper...
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...but just how long
is this protest gonna continue?
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Until we've made our point, Peg.
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Which shouldn't be long once these
women realize how united we men are.
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- Food!
- Hey, burgers! Come on!
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What--?
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Hey, you're supposed to bring
the food back to us...
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...not eat it all yourself.
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I hit a red light on the way back.
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Now, look, Al, you've been gone
a week and I miss you.
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There's no one to take
the trash out...
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...and sex without you
just isn't the same.
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Well, actually it is.
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I want this protest
to be over right now.
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Marcie, get over here.
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Now, how long have
we been friends?
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What, me and you, or me and her?
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You and soap.
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Why don't you just drop
this whole thing?
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Don't worry, Peggy,
this will all be over soon.
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Al and I have already found a way
to settle our differences.
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Our philosophical ones.
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The physical ones
are still too close to call.
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Actually, the key was
to find someone...
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...who could track down
what the law says.
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Someone neutral,
with no more loyalty to Al than to me.
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So we picked your son, Bud.
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And when he gets back,
we'll find out...
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...that this is still the United States
of America, where men have rights.
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That's why George Washington chopped
down that tree, called it macaroni.
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That's why George Hamilton
and Raymond Burr...
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...fought their famous duel.
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And that's why a lot of other guys
did a lot of other stuff.
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Believe me, Marcie, my government
would never rule against me.
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Dad, they ruled against you.
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Damn George Washington!
I wish he was dead!
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- We won! We won! We won!
- We won! We won!
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Well, it looks like Sucklegate...
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...much like my career,
has finally come to an end.
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This is Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal...
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...saying good night and yikes.
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Oh, gee, Al, I know you really put
a lot into this protest.
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I'm sorry you lost.
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Thanks, Peg.
I knew that you'd understand.
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You know what I love
about America in the '90s?
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Jockey for Her?
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No. It's that people like you
never get what they want.
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It's so amusing to watch.
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You try, but things
just never go your way.
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That's what makes
this country great.
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I don't care what the law says!
I do what I want, Marcie!
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I laugh at the law!
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Hello, officer.
What brings you here?
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The law.
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You know, that thing
you were just laughing at.
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Come on, Dan, you're a guy.
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I'm a cop first, Al.
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Well, actually I'm a cop about 11th.
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I'm a lover first,
and then a bowler...
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...then a lover again.
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And then sometimes late at night
I like to pretend I'm Barney...
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...on Mission Impossible.
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But anyway, I'm here to uphold the law.
It's the job I've sworn to do.
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Officer! Someone's being mugged
in the food court!
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Tell someone who cares.
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Anyway, the law says you can't stop
a woman from breast-feeding.
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Sorry, Bundy, but we live in an age...
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...where everyone's rights
have to be respected.
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Especially mine.
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That's why I've got seven citations here
for indecent exposure.
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But there's only six of us.
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I know. I gave you two.
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Come on.
What's he talking about, "indecent"?
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I mean, we don't look so bad.
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When did being born a man
become a crime?
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Well, according to
The People of Illinois v. Baby Hayes...
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...it was May 12th, 1992.
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Baby Hayes?
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Yeah, he was born naked.
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The nurse didn't like it,
sued him for sexual harassment.
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They tried him as an adult...
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...and gave him
the electric highchair.
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You'll be seeing it on Fox.
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In all honesty, why are you surprised
in having to see breast-feeding?
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I mean, after all,
this is a women's shoe store.
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It is, isn't it?
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Yeah, Dad, and hold onto your hairline,
you are a woman's shoe salesman.
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I am, aren't I?
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Well, that's enough for today.
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I'll break the Dodge and Mom
to you some other time.
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Son, you just gave me a great idea.
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I know how to get
around the law, Marcie...
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...and her cud-chewing comrades
permanently.
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- Hey, Griff.
- Hey.
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- Dad.
- Son...
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...welcome to Gary's Shoes
and Accessories for Today's Man.
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It even says so on the sign. See?
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Dad, the imprint of the W and the O
are still there.
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Well, that's the way
it is with women, see?
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Their imprint is always there.
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But, son, don't you see the genius
of what I've done?
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Now that I just sell men's shoes...
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...I never have to worry about women
coming in the store at all.
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I need shoes!
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Sorry, ma'am,
but this is now a man's shoe store.
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- I need shoes.
- Right this way.
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Well, at least we know
she's not gonna breast-feed.
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But my idea is genius.
Just listen to the silence.
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Hey, Al.
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Listen, I came by to warn you...
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...Marcie's as mad
as a wet hen about this.
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Well, that means somewhere out there,
there's a wet hen as mad as Marcie.
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Look, you know
she's not gonna give up on this.
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I mean, when she sinks her teeth
into something...
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Well, if you wanna step
in the backroom, I'll show you.
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No! That's okay,
I'll do a silent scream from here.
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But I'm glad she's mad at me.
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That'll teach her
to get into a milking contest with me.
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Get that, son.
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Oh, and if it's your mother, tell her
I've remarried and she gets the kids.
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I feel good. Yep, I do.
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Hey, Al, aren't you afraid
that Gary will find out...
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...that you turned this
into a men's shoe store?
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Who's Gary?
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You know, Gary of Gary's Shoes.
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Jefferson, I've worked here
20 years--
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Twenty years?
Where the hell has my life gone?
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But anyway, I've never even seen Gary.
I don't even know if the Gary exists.
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But I haven't been this happy in years.
Let me just sit back and revel in it.
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Dad, that was Gary's office
on the phone.
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Gary's flying in the day after tomorrow
to take a personal look at the store.
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Hello, La Crapp� Shoe Distributors?
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Yeah. I'm Al Bundy.
I returned $20,000 worth of shoes.
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Okay, 20,000 pesos.
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Look, I need them back today.
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Three weeks?
Look, you don't understand. My boss--
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Hey, don't "ay caramba" me
in that sarcastic tone!
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Now, I need those sh-- Hello?!
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Oh, Dad, so you traded
your women's shoes...
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...for men's shoes
without telling your boss.
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It's not like when you bought
that $200 bowling ball...
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...and you didn't tell Mom.
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Now, that would be trouble.
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Well, thank you, pumpkin.
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You just spoiled
your mother's birthday present.
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And let's not spoil
your father's birthday present.
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He's getting a cocktail dress.
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Quiet down, the two of you!
I gotta think.
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Leave the wife. Leave the wife.
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Gary's coming. Gary's coming.
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Peg, you just gave me an idea.
You have shoes. Lots of shoes.
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I can sell them. Give them to me.
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No! I need them.
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Well, what does a woman need
with over 200 pairs of shoes?
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Well, let's start with the black ones.
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You know, black is a basic,
so you need all the styles.
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I have black flats for casual outfits,
black mules for lounging...
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...black clogs for that retro look...
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...oh, and my black heels
for dressy occasions.
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- Kelly, come with me.
- Okay.
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And then there's the black boots,
cowboy boots for boot cut jeans...
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...English riding boots
for tweedy suits and skirts...
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...and yes, shoe boots,
for when you want that boot look...
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...but you just can't commit
to the whole boot experience.
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I tell you,
and then it goes on from there...
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How do I do it?
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I am a genius.
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Would you have known
that five minutes ago...
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...this was a man's shoe?
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Well, yeah.
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I defy anyone else to tell me
that these aren't real ladies' shoes.
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Pumpkin, let me explain again
what I want you to do here for me.
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00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:07,114
Now, when Gary comes in, I want you
to act like you're a customer.
240
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If you do a good job, Gary will think
that these are really ladies' shoes.
241
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:19,075
And then Daddy won't have to wrestle
old women for government cheese.
242
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,436
Can you do that
for Daddy, pumpkin?
243
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,350
Well, I don't know.
How tough are these old women?
244
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,116
You know,
I really think we can pull this off.
245
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,993
Even if women can tell
that these aren't women's shoes...
246
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,589
...Gary won't know the difference.
He's a man.
247
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,798
Hi, I'm Gary. I own this store.
248
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,317
Of course.
249
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,591
Excuse me, Mr. Shoe Daddy...
250
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,196
...what a wonderful selection
of women's shoes.
251
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,429
I think I'll take
this lovely wiener pair.
252
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,469
They're so women's.
253
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,829
Well, that's probably because
this is a woman's shoe store.
254
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,394
How much do I owe you?
255
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,150
Oh, you could never repay me.
256
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,836
- Miss...?
- Bundy.
257
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:31,508
Anyway, as a satisfied
woman customer...
258
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:37,517
...in this, a women's shoe store,
I insist that I pay.
259
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,914
Five, ten, fifteen.
260
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,469
What are you doing?
261
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,755
Waiting for my change.
262
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,232
Get out.
263
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,998
I guess I'll see you at home then.
264
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,753
You bet.
265
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,632
Now, do me a favor and leave
the oven on for Daddy, would you?
266
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,637
Okay.
267
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,598
- Mr. Bundy?
- One second, please.
268
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,831
Let me say one thing.
269
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,831
Please. Please, don't fire me.
270
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,879
I'm just a major stroke away
from a comfortable retirement.
271
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,874
Mr. Bundy, I have holdings
all over the world.
272
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,157
I own airlines,
I own oil wells, I own men.
273
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,794
Well, I'm for sale.
274
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,838
- I said men.
- Sorry.
275
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:57,799
Anyhow, I almost made
the Forbes 400 last year.
276
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,396
I was number 401. You know why?
277
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,474
You're too beautiful to be perceived
as a successful business woman?
278
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,116
That's what I thought.
279
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,434
But, no.
It's because of this shoe store.
280
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,318
That was my second guess.
281
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,349
This is the only holding I have that
has never ever made me any money.
282
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,711
And I think I know why.
283
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,760
Please, don't fire me!
284
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,748
It's because of these shoes!
285
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,390
Did you know that underneath...
286
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,272
...this patina of jaw-breakers
and double-sided tape...
287
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,114
...these are men's shoes?
288
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,916
The hell, you say!
289
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:48,432
- Oh, of course you knew.
- Oh, I did.
290
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,511
I'll get my lunchbox.
291
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:55,595
And obviously, you had the acumen
to know that men's shoes don't sell.
292
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,589
Bundy, we're going to turn this store
into a moneymaker.
293
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,475
- And you know how?
- Tear it down, put up a Gap?
294
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,473
No.
295
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,792
We're going to turn it
into a women's shoe store.
296
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,553
A really cheap one.
297
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,279
And we'll cater to their needs.
298
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,632
There will be bidets
and Michael Bolton music...
299
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,356
...and a place
where they can breast-feed.
300
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,279
Congratulations, Mr. Bundy.
301
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,557
You're going to sell women's shoes
for the rest of your life.
302
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,435
You have such a wonderful store.
303
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,150
I'm going to have to tell all the women
in my cheesecake club about it.
304
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,070
Oh, Al, I'm so glad to see you
finally dragged your knuckles...
305
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,629
...into the 20th century.
306
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,068
What came over you?
307
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,832
It certainly wasn't a clean T-shirt.
308
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,272
That's right, Marcie, feed the bears.
309
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,714
Excuse me, sir, but do you have
a place I can put this dirty diaper?
310
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,829
No, I do not.
311
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,914
And this is where I draw the line.
312
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,152
There will be no dirty diapers
in my shoe store!
313
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,197
Oh, no?
314
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,155
Oh, no.
315
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,796
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