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Got them? Yes.

Where are they? In Tangier.

Stenka rasin. Stenka rasin!

Slivovitz!

Who has stolen the blueprints? Stanley.

Stanley! The wretched double agent! Find Mata Hari!

Beautiful. Don't kill him!

Madame Kom-Phur Go straight to Tangier.

Mata Hari. They've stolen our blueprints.

Get them back.

I can't take any more. I've had enough of working for you.

Stenka razin! You little... ! Slivovitz!

Susie? What's going on?

They keep me locked up. I don't know why.

Don't do anything against your will for my sake.

It's always nice to hear how the family is.

And all's well... at present.

Where is she? In Europe.

Your flight to Tangier leaves in an hour.

Why don't you answer the phone? I have no phone.

Son of a bitch!

I'm on the pill. It's my secret radio transmitter.

Help me with the antenna.

It must point directly towards the Kremlin.

That way.

Agent Yuri Snillerof reporting. Ready and listening.

Fly straight to Tangier. Instructions to follow.

Not too much mouthwash. It shorts out then.

That's all, Snillerof.

Roger, over and out.

A message from the Minister of Defense.

Calm down! Where's Jensen? He's watching the Norwegian embassy.

Contact him.

Yes, yes.

Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.

Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten. Come in.

I think, the Russian jamming station is on again.

Oh, NO!

You, the hot dog man. Yes?

There's something in my hot dog.

You've just eaten my radio.

His radio is dead. Send another.

Who are you?

I'm Arnold Andersen. Irma la Douce's son.

Why are you here? You have to go to Tangier immediately.

And take our trainee, Knud B�rge Andersen, with you.

Then you'll have all the help you need.

Retrieve the Albanian rocket plans

which an Albanian agent has stolen.

Both Russian and Chinese secret agents are after them.

Wait for me, KB!

The plans are placed in one of four powder boxes.

We have to find the right one.

Are the blueprints there? Yes, in one of them.

The other three are full of explosives.

Which is the real one? Only I know that.

They always try to cheat me.

With three false boxes in circulation everyone must play it straight.

And only we three are to share.

Why three? He must have his share.

If we get rid of him, we only split it in two.

I like the way you think.

I can think of another equation too.

What is better than acting with such an artificial one?

Yes, it's to share ten million...

...with a man that has a warm and living tongue.

What happened to him? He thought I had thick thighs.

I've recalculated. Now, there's just the two of us to share the ten million.

But hurry up. The customers are waiting.

Watch out! He has a gun.

Stop it, I'm getting mad!

This is outrageous! Stop it, everyone!

Are there any more?

No, Stop it! Let me go!

He has them.

The blueprints are on their way to Copenhagen.

Slivovitz! Stenka razin! Copenhagen.

Pack my tooth brush and 20 bottles of slivovitz.

Wolfgang Schmierk�se,

if your animal instincts cause me any trouble....

but it's only once a week.

Now, the rain's coming. You can see it on Mont Blanc.

Kulhuse by night, beautiful woman, I'm ready with the camera.

But now there's no film in the camera What?

The jacket.

The shirt.

Oh my god! What a party.

The pants.

Faster.

In a few minutes, we will be landing in Copenhagen. .

Fasten your seat belts and extinguish all cigarettes.

We hope you had a comfortable flight.

We ask the gentleman in the last row to get dressed again.

Conair flight 605 from Tangier has now landed.

I repeat: Conair flight 605 from Tangier has just arrived.

Aren't the blueprints here in Copenhagen?

KB Andersen had them on take off,

but I don't know where.

So find them.

Did you get them?

The passengers mustn't leave the airport.

Not leave the airport? Why not?

We can't block off the entire airport.

I've hidden it on one of the passengers.

Then, we came home again.

You've hidden it on a passenger? Who?

Good day. Do we know each other?

Do you have anything to declare? Yes, my daughter's engagement.

Do you have something that you need to pay duty on?

Not a thing. Absolutely nothing, Mr. customs officer.

No no...

What's this then?

Let me see... It's miracle water.

Miracle water? Just so.

This is vodka. See, the miracle has happened!

That's enough.

And what is this then?

It's a powder box.

Now, I know where KB hid them. Let's get away.

You think he has hidden the compact on another passenger?

Yes, but I don't know which one has it.

What are we doing here? It's our cover address in Denmark.

Nobody will suspect a weight loss clinic.

How do you intend to find

the three powderboxes which haven't exploded yet?

Because it was one of the powderboxes that blew up?

Yes, and the same thing will occur

if anyone else happens to open them

Fortunately it's not my problem. For the next 14 days, I'm not the boss.

I'll go on a little trip to watch the Swedish solar eclipse.

Most entertaining.

While I'm away, your new boss will be Hivert.

Attention!

But boss, he's crazy. No, just a little strange.

What's happening here? We were just talking about you...

Down with you.

And up with me.

Yes, so there.

Where were we? Somewhere.

Young man, in my time the bureaucrats worked.

However, today...

Report! Quickly.

Wolfgang, if you expected something tonight,

I have a headache already.

Headache? Thank God! Then Monday is free.

Yes, yes.

Damn! Are you still here?

I have to hand over... Out! And take the lady with you.

In my time, we hung them from the yardarm.

Who were the three others who had the powderboxes?

Some models who sat beside a photographer.

Beautiful women. And there was no film in the camera.

Good work, KB.

Find out who the others are.

Get the passenger list, Jensen. Yes sir.

Telegram from Arnold. He writes:

Stop! She is so beautiful.

Yes, yes. Continue.

"Stranded in Tangiers. Send more money. Greetings, Arnold. "

Get your hands on him, before the Thirty Years War breaks out.

He doesn't work for the Danish government.

Long live King Christian! And so to work.

Our submarine rocket has now been tested.

From the North Sea, we can now strike New York, Moscow and Oslo.

Therefore, the stolen blueprints must be found now!

Conair flight 605 from Tangier is now landing.

I repeat:Conair flight 605 from Tangiers has just arrived.

Where is the Danish Intelligence service these days?

In a clothing store. Stenka rasin!

Stenka razin!

If the blueprints fall into enemy hands

they will know where every battery is located

and two years of work will have been wasted.

Find that K.B. Andersen.

And you get the passenger list.

So get started.

Yes.

Anything new from Jensen? No, absolutely nothing.

So I said to the Shah's wives, when I came to fix the harem:

"It's either or... "

I'm thinking that they've abandoned us, I had to think of something else.

When you haven't slept in three days...

And the manager? We'll tell him there later.

Come, we'll go into the berth.

Ladies and Gentlemen. You are listening to Christian Firtal's station

with the latest news and movies

This week, Christian Firtal

will present the famous Knastmand collection.

Knastmand's skilful creators have been working hard on the designs.

And we feel safe to say that this year, he is even more of a trend setter.

Knastmand collection launches this year the new principle: unisex.

Go with unisex, and remove any uncertainty

about what kind of clothes we should wear.

Go with unisex.

We promise you something new and exciting,

even if a man has never kissed you.

Hello?

Is anyone there?

Hello?

That was strange. Not a soul.

Hello, hello. Hello.

I want to enquire about a trip to Tunisia.

Feel free. Is there a specific place you want to go?

Yes. Tunisia. Have you any brochures?

Yes, of course, we have some.

Very good. But Tunisia is a desert.

Now, yes, but these are pictures taken in the rainy season.

Have you anything on hotter exotic places?

Don't you think that it's hot enough there?

But we'll see. Look here.

Iceland? Is it hot there?

Yes, there are hot springs.

There, you see. It works out at 7,800 plus breakfast.

If you do not want to eat pickled sheep's eyes

or fermented camel milk, that's included.

But fermented camel milk is one of the worst things in the world.

When the milk has stood for half a year and been boiled in old wellington boots

That you can well believe... yuk!

But, Sir! You've forgotten the brochure.

All women, even those in suspenders, will be pleased with Knastmand.

Our motto is:

Folk love Knastmand, for his do-ability. .

In Knastmand clothes you are sure of

an introduction to high society.

And the prices are always reasonable.

You will feel that you soar over everyone, .

We also have something for people with money troubles. .

So start today. Go to Knastmand.

Full satisfaction is our motto.

This way please.

You can change in there.

It seems to be occupied.

Some dresses are difficult to put on by yourself.

Jensen is looking for passengers and the director wants to talk to you.

And find the flight attendant.

Stop while I'm talking to you!

Yes well, yes. Men enjoy life in the toilet.

Enjoy.

Ah?

Yes, yes, yes.

And here it is!

What the devil?

Good day, good day. Good day, good day!

It's morning gymnastics.

What do you want?

We want pensioner travel. Sorry. Everything is sold out. Goodbye!

We don't know where we want to go.

Well, for Seniors. It said you were. But it's too cold there now.

Instead you should try one of our coach trips to Vorbasse.

I don't know. Look: 700 dollars plus expenses.

Do you want it? Yes or no?!

Are there elephants in Vorbasse? Plenty.

I hate elephants. Well... That is a mouse.

Mousketeers.

But are there blacks? Negroes? In Vorbasse?

Yes, of course there are blacks.

Well then, we'll take the trip. Good. Magnificent. Fine.

Go ahead. And pleasant journey.

The money then? Will be posted to you.

You had better get moving. The coach leaves in a moment.

Excuse me.

It says Tokyo on the ticket.

Because the coach stops over in Tokyo.

In that so? Well... Come on, mother.

Finished then? Yes, but not in my imagination.

Good day, this is the police. Do you have a trip to Morocco?

Fifteen officers of the fraud squad for fourteen days without wives.

Lots of booze and women.

What is that?

There are water rats.

Water rats?

Yes, yes, rats, we have them here and there and everywhere.

But that sounds very bad. Yes.

Oh, yes... Well, yes.

This is detective Mortensen. Send a car to Tango Airlines.

If Christian IV had had men of such calibre

he would never have won the 30 Years War

I had completely forgotten about the stewardess' handbag.

What a waste.

It is good that I am in charge now.

Yes, hello? Christian IV here. Who is this?

It's me. How is it going?

The sale has been lost, but we are steadily heading upstream.

And who is the "Me"? Me, the commander.

Which boss? Your Head!

It's me who's boss here.

Yes, yes, right now. But when I get back...

You will never return.

He believes he is head of the intelligence services.

Track him, and arrest him.

With the passenger list, we can find the stewardess with a powderbox.

Good day, defence minister. This is detective Mortensen.

We have arrested a man who claims

that he is an agent of Danish Intelligence...

Wait.

Who claims he's the agent? There, he's over there.

Jensen. Passenger list.

I was about to get...

Victory in the battle was lost because of the men in the field.

I have never seen him. Goodbye.

Thank you, Mr Defence Minister.

Good luck with the new fighter aircraft.

The Minister of Defence doesn't know.

So call more underlings!

They have the names of all the agents.

Do something then! You flatfooted cop.

Did he say "flatfooted cop?"

I am Ferdinand Krillerov, the Russian ambassador.

You have one of my men. What has he done?

Let me talk to... I don't know if you should.

Do you have passenger list?

My daughter is ill. She has Siberian snow fever.

Shut up!

Get an ambulance. Volga! Volga! Volga!

Volga. Yes.

An ambulance to the police station!

Fast! Konjak! Vodka! Slivovitz!

Yes, yes, yes.

Already? That was fast.

Here. Cognac... whisky...

Well... ?

No!

Stop!

Stop!

That little worm has again stuck his nose

in something that doesn't concern him

Krassnikoff, have you got the list?

Where is it?

Stenka razin! Omsk! Tomsk!

What is it now? They just drove off.

We've just arrived. Where is the patient? She's gone.

You have complete control, flat-foot. Shut up!

Where is he? He's gone too.

It probably isn't you who's sick? Me? I feel fine.

Yes, except that he's stupid and flat-footed.

Everything is under control.

Do you call it "control" that a prisoner escaped?

To think that law and order is maintained by such flat feet.

Shut up, clam up, keep your mouth shut.

and don't talk about my feet.

It must be nerves. Nerves? I never have nerves.

Why the hell were you calling for an ambulance?

Get me down.

Report.

I talked to the company that sent

the four photographer's models to Tangier

We've organized a modelling session for this afternoon.

Poker too. I can cancel.

No, no. But we need Jensen. He's in prison.

The Minister for Defense must get him out.

But he has just denied knowing him.

So call for the Ministry of Defence, saying that it has changed its position.

Thanks and good-bye, Mr Minister.

It was the Minister for Defense. You can go.

It's apparently just not your day today, Flatfeet!

Jensen, if you weren't so clumsy we would have had the passenger list by now.

Which list? The passenger list from the plane.

Well, I have it. What do you have?

Yes, KB Andersen said that you wanted the passenger list

so I asked for a photocopy. Here it is.

It's completely unprecedented that an agent is acting so logically.

Do these names mean anything to you? Niels Mattiasen, Keld Olesen

Anker J�rgensen, Wolfgang Schmierk�se?

Wolfgang Schmierk�se. That's not a Danish name.

Now I remember.

Wolfgang Schmierk�se.

It's only once a week.

Good work K. B. Now go after the stewardess.

Jensen, you help me with the modelling session.

Yes, Kristian IV here.

It's me again...

It's the idiot.

If you carry on with this, I'll report you to the police.

The police are mine. I'm the boss.

You need to rest.

Put your legs up, so the blood runs to the brain.

Is there something wrong with that which you don't want me to know?

No. Is there a phone where you are?

You know I don't!

Yes, that's obvious.

Don't call. Write.

We've traced the calls. Good work.

Where was the madman calling from? The Danish parliament.

Where were we?

Wolfgang Schmierk�se. He's the head of the slimming clinic.

Young Arnold, I think you are getting a little too thick.

Coitus missionary: 125 calories. A hot kiss:12. A wet kiss:19.

If one undresses one's sex partner, a so-called coitus nudens,

one uses 9 calories.

And there is the famous Schmierk�se method

which can be expressed in two words: Sex slender.

First we calculate how many calories

a new patient has to burn each day

before we prescribe medication.

Let us take an example.

This woman who's equipped with a magnificent ass.

... what do we prescribe for her?

Yes. Steam bath?

Wrong!

She needs to burn 600 calories each day to get rid of her ass.

It is exactly twice coitus a posteriori.

Put more vulgarly: a back door fuck.

It isn't good latin, but it works.

Next.

This woman clearly has an over-developed front.

Yes. Three times a back door fuck... ?

Wrong!

Her breasts must be reduced, so we prescribe

five times cotus cum mammae. It consumes 750 calories per day.

Take care. Now comes a difficult one.

This gentleman can only lose weight,

if he gets the help of another master

We call it coitus anal fabetis, and it burns easily 1,000 calories.

And if the patient doesn't want to have someone of their own gender?

I prescribe a gentleman to a gentleman and a lady to a lady

so, they may swallow the medicine.

Ah, a man. See what I have found.

I just wanted to thank you for the pleasant return flight from Tangiers.

Come in.

Here are two women who like the slimming cure.

What do you do if a woman has a double chin?

Prescribe a woman with a double chin?

Wrong!

She should have a penis succulens.

Then she also saves on dessert.

That is all for today.

Oh, just a moment. I have another question.

Miss Hansen, which part of the body

can become 30 times its normal size

if it becomes sufficiently excited?

Men... Louder.

A man's penis.

Wrong!

The pupil of the eye.

Miss Hansen, when you get married,

I'm afraid you will be very disappointed

Thanks for today!

Excuse me, why are you here? I'm a new patient.

And you? I'm a new patient too.

Miss Petersen, will you take care of our new patients?

Put them in room 11. Together?

In separate beds.

Welcome to this soir�e.

This experience.

Beautiful women, a wealth of creations. You will swoon with delight.

See the sweet young witches. Elegant in Summer.

God created the woman but Knastmand dresses her.

Lovely earrings.

And look.

Are they not elegant in their cute little panties?

Pay special attention to the little pocket,

where there may be a small handkerchief

compact, lighter, cigarettes and more.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Please take this...

...here you are.

Now you can take off your clothes.

Who are you really working for? Myself.

What do you want? I gather information.

For whom? That's different.

It is not possible to talk to you when you are constantly dodging.

Are you curious? Did you see something?

No, more than that, I'm standing here wondering

what you're doing in a slimming clinic.

I love dieting.

I have not found... Uh, it isn't here.

One of the girls has the powder box,

and I suggest you find it.

Oh no.

No!

Look out.

It is not my performance.

It is...

Commander, look!

Lutter am Bamberg!

See these delicious models. And the small, enchanting lasso.

Dressed for any occasion.

You will feel quite Parisian...

Wasn't I good? No.

Trosan is lively. Simultaneously attractive and repelling.

The small pocket has the compact,

car keys and everything else.

How can you carry on like that?

The Bra will not sit properly.

It is all foam. And you who have such beautiful tits.

Jensen, what are you doing?

You dance the jitterbug so even a hack would be ashamed.

I've found it...

K.B. Andersen is on the phone. It's urgent.

Ready to go on stage. Come on then, girls.

Boss, K. B. here. The matter is in good hands.

Go out to the slimming clinic and help Arnold.

Yes, yes, I'll explain later.

Yes, this is an exhausting affair,

but I have taken the initiative, and everything is under control.

Idiot!

K.B. Andersen is not with us any more.

Doctor Schmierk�se!

Not now, the crazy old lady has taken an overdose again.

I'll fix this for you. I'll just straighten myself up in private.

You naughty, naughty boy.

You know, I never have anything on, when I talk to you.

You always make me so hot.

Wolfgang's coming!

Excuse me, little Amanda. I just...

... have my jacket.

Wolfgang. What's this?

A compact. Is it yours?

Now where would I have got it? Of course not.

Wolfgang. Do you have another woman?

I? No, but...

Wolfgang.

Dear Wolfgang, I have the feeling

that I haven't been for you

what a wife and a lover should have been.

Sweet Wolfgang, you know what I believe?

Wolfgang, I think we both need to get a little slimmer.

Amanda! It is not even a leap year.

How many calories do you expect to burn?

It will completely depend on what I think about the medicine.

Do you think about your work?

Wipe my back.

Do you?

As a rule.

But not presently?

Do you? What do you think?

I think you are here to keep an eye on me.

Do you think so? Is there anything in particular to look for?

If you go back to your room, Dr Schmierk�se will come shortly.

There it is again.

Careful.

It is at sea that Denmark's fate is decided.

There is still hope. There are two compacts left.

I can't bear to look.

I have it! I have it!

Brilliant, Jensen.

I have it!

Oh no!

Idiot. Which is the right one.

Careful, Jensen. Don't jar it.

Give me the compact, friend.

Jensen! Stop! Stop!

Jensen! Jensen!

Help!

Stop the trolley.

Careful.

That's one devil of a mobile dining trolly.

Drive like the Devil!

You're a Japanese tourist too?

I'm Kling Klang Klunger from Yokohama.

I have been sightseeing. We now visit the small sea...

Watch out for the cyclist, damn it!

I see you have a delicate Japanese camera.

Can I see?? Ouch and damn!

Now, we stop at a small post office.

I send a letter to the wife in Yokohama

She has waited with the food for two hours.

She becomes very nervous if I arrive late.

Do you have a cigarette? There's a machine down the street.

In this outfit?

When I studied yoga I went out in far worse things.

I will complain to the Road Safety Council.

Pistols in a taxi. What next?

A flamethrower in a tank?

You got your driving licenses as a present

Because you are only good at sheep breeding

but it does not work in little Denmark. You are probably not Albanians.

I refuse to scrub floors. My hands can't tolerate soapy water.

I can't cope with any of this.

Perhaps this is the cabinet with the strong cleaners?

The white tornado with ammonia. I know the

environment board did something about that

Otherwise, I could just call... No, I can't.

Perhaps we could still talk about cleaning...

Ouch and damn!

Be glad that I am not a Trade Union member.

Because then you'd have to rinse your pistol holes for yourselves.

It would be great with a couple of earplugs.

Hello? What should I do? Should I set Jensen free or... ?

You must find the compact. Search the Schmierk�ses apartment.

Yes, but Jensen... Leave Jensen alone.

Remember what Kristian IV said: "People love my strength. "

Was it not Frederik VII? He was involved with the constitution.

The country is in danger and you talk politics.

What do the intelligence services have to do with the Constitution?

Come to me, girls. Come, come!

Jensen has been found. Forward with your weapons.

And so off to Finderup Laden.

Dear madame Come-Phur.

Bring him in -and-search him.

Now that the compact has been found.

Do you always go by taxi so it's always there?

Or is it specifically for you Japanese? I mean:us Japanese.

Kling Klang Cluster.

I was once on a bike ride in Mols Bjerge.

I remember it well, because I sweated!

It was on an excursion with the Yokohama school.

I sweated so much that I had to ride the bike in underwear.

There are limits to what even we Japanese can accomplish.

This is worse than Hara-kiri. It's pure suicide.

Now, I'm not Caesar, and this is not the Rubicon,

but still I say: The clothes are cast!

The Danes have placed an agent in the slimming clinic.

Find him, then we will have the last compact.

Who are you? I'm called Ar.

My name is Arnold, and I'm employed by the intelligence services.

Certainly... ! It's true.

For whom? It's a secret.

Do you agree with Kraputski and his Albanians?

Help me with these.

Do you have a hairpin? Yes.

Doctor Schmierk�se! The patient is in their room...

Later, Miss Petersen.

I must first say hello to monsieur Capotnoir.

He has come from Paris to study my method.

He is a member of the French Chamber of Deputies.

Come, little Petersen.

Now we have only one compact left. And Jensen

they can do what they like with him.

Mata Hari is on the track of the compact.

No, stop! I'm so ticklish.

No, stop!

Well... It was such a shame. We had so much fun.

Dear colleague!

Good day, monsieur.

Is this your medicine?

It contains a description of all forms of weight loss.

Very interesting.

Join us for a moment.

Go ahead.

It makes me happy that you like my clinic.

Number 13.

Very interesting.

Very interesting.

As a responsible politician you will take the study mission seriously,

so I will let you immerse yourself in the material.

Very interesting.

Very interesting. Continue.

Very interesting.

Please Wolfgang, I hate to leave you.

Little Amanda, duty calls.

Buy some funky clothes for this evening.

If you don't get a headache again.

I shan't get any more headaches.

Thank you for that.

Good day, I'm the electrician.

I'm to see Doctor Schmierk�se? Yes, that's me.

Is there something wrong with the machines?

Yes, can you believe it. It's in the intensive care department.

We have several sensitive machines here.

You have surely seen girls before.

Diet machines can run either too fast or too slow.

Do something about it. It distract patients.

Do not confuse the machine's many functions.

Just lubricate the machine And check the electric motor that runs it.

It is sad.

Give me that.

Well... ? Otherwise, I shoot you.

Stenka rasin! He has escaped.

Penny, what are you doing here?

Working under cover. Here, one can well say that.

After him! Find him! Catch him!

Someone is coming! Then come here.

Yes, yes.

Where is he?

It's just little me.

Are you Swedish? Yes, you too?

Yes. Where are you from? V�rmland.

V�rmland is beautiful yours is a wonderful country

Move a little.

Are you looking for someone? No, it can wait.

Damnation! 1 - 0 to the Swedes.

A doomed man has the right to a last smoke.

I will do nothing if you give me that.

That's the rules of the game. What rules?

If you had not been here and... ?

You have been here stirring me up?

And now, you are going to shoot me?

I thought we would lo... oh, swap photos.

I don't want to to hurt you, but I have feelings too.

Everything I'm doing is against my will. I do it for my sister's sake.

What has she to do with it? She is Kraputski's prisoner.

She is on the way to my headquarters. Where is she?

Isn't she called Susie? Yes.

I released her half an hour ago, but now...

I love you.

Do all women have the power to to change their minds in an instant?

Scan all the rooms. He must be found. And all the beds.

Stop!

Take cover!

Follow me, girls!

To battle!

What is... ?

What's the commotion? It should be completely silent!

We stand in the cross fire!

Come, girls, follow me!

Come!

Finally! safety.

Proud stands the Danish sailor's... KB, you are dead.

Your concern is noted.

Very interesting. Stop. The country is in danger.

I penetrated the enemy's classified code.

Why aren't you dead?

The girl took it all, so I went to help Arnold.

Yes, it's good. God, where is Arnold?

It's certainly something that my mother and aunt have not told me about.

Then it's time that I did.

Forgive me. If I'd known...

Forget it. I didn't know she was your sister.

You are my own private James Bond.

And you are the spy that loved me

Live and let die. Aren't we too young to die?

Wouldn't we rather play Doctor Hook... or Doctor No?

Goldfinger!

The man with the golden gun.

Stop the James Bond nonsense. Now, I will be the spy

who came in from the cold and right into... the heat.

It is fantastic what a man experiences in the Danish intelligence service.

This won't do. Girls, come and help me with the bed.

Miss Monk, you stay here with a couple of the girls.

What about K. B. ? He can continue his studies.

Forward. Forward.

Back!

Follow me, girls!

This is entirely unbelievable!

Stop all that gunfire! It disturbs the patients!

Coitus interruptus is the worst thing there is.

KB, what are you doing here? I'm looking for Arnold.

You won't find him there. One must begin somewhere.

Stenka razin! back!

Fantastic what you go through for your country.

Are all Danish agents as wonderful as you?

You must have received additional education from the spy school in O o omsk!

What is going on here? My slimming method requires absolute silence!

I might have been wrong!

Help!

Don't shrink away from the fire act like a knight!

God. He is dead.

Who do you think will win?

Win what? Listen.

Perhaps we should give them a hand.

I can give you a hand.

What are you doing? It's just a little trick I learned.

Interesting.

Shouldn't we go out and... ? No, it's too far away.

Your Majesty. Talk to me.

Back! Stenka razin!

He's crazy. He's Danish.

I'm alive.

What are you doing? I want to help.

Then sing, man! Sing!

Hissa hussa hejsan sa! Nu ska fienden f�, da da!

Everything need not stop. The machines are up and running. Keep going.

Good exercise.

Never mind.

My glasses... and the dish.

Nothing happens when we are here.

Idiot! No patient can withstand that sort of weight loss. Stop it!

The switch is down at the other end. Idiot. Down!

Help!

Shoot them!

Too late, Kraputski. Stenka rasin!

Here it is. Put down your weapons.

Slivovitz!

Commander-in-Chief.

Watch out! Stop him!

Slivovitz.

You are good in bed, but on the wrong side.

V�rmland is beautiful you have a wonderful country

It exceeded our expectations. What did?

We let you take over the leadership in order

to induce Kraputski to come forward

Jammersminde!

Now, we need only to find the last powder box.

I have it, of course.

Powder? Thank God. I expect I look horrible.

Yes, but it isn't powder. What is really in the compact?

Yes, I never know anything.

Me neither.

Can we have peace now? We must continue to slim down.

Come now, girls.

You would need it too.

Can you remind me of this place when we need a new cover?

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