Original subtitles

"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"

"HERE IN DUCKBURG"

"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"

"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"

"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"

"OR REWRITE HISTORY"

"DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"D-D-D-DANGER"

"WATCH BEHIND YOU"

"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"

"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"NOT PONYTAILS"

"OR COTTONTAILS"

"NO, DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

HE'S HOT, HE'S NEW, HE'S IN.

HE'S GIZMO DUCK.

WHO'S GIZMO DUCK REALLY?

WE'LL TRY TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION...

THIS IS GERALDUCK RIVERA.

WE'LL BEGIN DISCUSSING WHO IS GIZMO

WHEN OUR GUESTS STOP FIGHTING.

AND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE, TOO.

GIZMO DUCK, GIZMO DUCK

IS ALL THEY TALK ABOUT.

I'M SUCH A POPULAR BOY.

WHAT GOOD IS IT?

JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO SAY,

"THERE GOES MY SON, THE SECRET IDENTITY."

I KNOW. IT'S HARD KEEPING THIS A SECRET THESE DAYS.

WHO KNOWS HOW MANY CADS

WANT TO FIND OUT WHO GIZMO DUCK REALLY IS?

IT'S GOT TO BE HERE!

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT HAS TO BE.

PUT HIM ON THE LIST.

WHAT'S MAKING YOU BOYS EXCITED?

WE MIGHT KNOW WHO GIZMO IS.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND OUT?

'CAUSE HE'S PRACTICALLY PART OF THE FAMILY.

HE'S BEEN HERE SO MUCH,

THE WELCOME MAT HAS SKID MARKS.

NOW WE NEED PROOF.

MR. McDUCK SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED AN HOUR AGO.

WHY'S HE LATE?

I CANNA BELIEVE IT...

A CROSS-COUNTRY FLIGHT IN REVERSE.

I WARNED YOU MY FORWARD GEAR WAS STICKY.

BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR TAIL FEATHERS!

BLABBERING BLATHERSKITE!

MR. McDUCK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

UH, AYE. FOR A SECOND,

I SAW MY LIFE PASSING BY... BACKWARDS.

AHH.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WE'RE INVESTIGATING THE SECRET OF THE CENTURY.

WE KNOW WHO GIZMO IS.

YOU DO?

YEAH! AND HE'S RIGHT HERE!

THEY DO KNOW!

WHO IS HE?

YOU!

NO, NO, NO!

IT CAN'T BE ME!

I WASN'T NEAR GIZMO!

FENTON, THEY'RE POINTING AT LAUNCHPAD.

LAUNCHPAD?

WE WROTE DOWN THE SIMILARITIES

BETWEEN LAUNCHPAD AND GIZMO.

HE'S TALL.

NOT TOO TALL.

HE'S QUICK.

NOT TOO QUICK.

HE CRASHES A LOT.

YOU DESCRIBE ME TO A T.

WAIT A MINUTE!

I'VE CRASHED BEFORE!

FENTON!

AW, COME ON, FENTON.

YOU COULDN'T BE GIZMO DUCK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE SHARE SIMILARITIES.

YOU SEEN OUR BEAKS?

FENTON!

WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?

LET ME TELL, JUST ONCE.

I NEVER GET THE GLORY.

FENTON, YOU CAN'T.

IT'S NICE TO BE CONSIDERED A SUPERHERO,

BUT I'M NOT REALLY GIZMO DUCK.

OH, YEAH! SURE YOU'RE NOT!

SOMEDAY YOU'LL SLIP UP.

THEN WE'LL HAVE OUR PROOF.

IT'S JUST AS WELL THEY THINK YOU'RE GIZMO, LAUNCHPAD.

WHAT?

THEN THEY WON'T SNOOP AROUND THE REAL GIZMO.

YOU'LL BE PERFORMING A SMALL SERVICE

FOR OUR BIG HERO.

YOU JUST PLAY DUMB.

NO PROBLEM.

NO PROBLEMO!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR NEPHEWS

WON'T CONSIDER ME SECRET IDENTITY MATERIAL.

DON'T BE HARD ON THEM.

I KNOW, AND I CANNA BELIEVE IT.

THIS SHOULD BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.

THE MAYOR'S ASKED ME FOR A GUEST LIST TO HONOR GIZMO.

A GALA EVENT FOR LITTLE OLD MOI?

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

HEY, WHERE'S MY NAME?

DON'T TELL ME I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE INVITED.

YOU'RE COMING AS GIZMO DUCK!

OH, GOOD POINT.

TRIBUTES REALLY DO LIFT THE SPIRITS.

FENTON!

FENTON!

LOOK WHAT WE FOUND IN LAUNCHPAD'S TOOLSHED.

IT'S GIZMO DUCK'S ELBOW!

BLABBERING BLATHERSKITE!

IT'S JUST A LOUSY STOVEPIPE.

WELL, IT COULD BE AN ELBOW.

NONSENSE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO GIZMO DUCK IS!

YEAH, AND I SUPPOSE YOU DO.

YOU BET!

THEN WHY NOT TELL US?

WELL, I... I CAN'T.

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW.

I'LL TELL YOU WHO.

I SHOULDN'T. I MUST!

NO. YES. GIZMO DUCK IS...

I WON'T SAY.

I GOT TO.

NEVER, NEVER! I MUST!

GIZMO DUCK HAPPENS TO BE...

AAH!

I FEEL BETTER NOW.

WELL, WE'RE WAITING.

OK, SO MAYBE I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I BET HE ISN'T LAUNCHPAD.

WE'LL SEE AT GIZMO DUCK'S TRIBUTE.

LAUNCHPAD AND GIZMO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

IF ONE DOESN'T SHOW,

WE'LL KNOW THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

IF THEY BOTH SHOW, YOU'LL KNOW THEY'RE NOT.

HELLO OUT THERE.

THIS IS WEBWA WALTERS SPEAKING

FROM THE MARVELOUS GIZMO DUCK TRIBUTE.

OH, LOOK, HERE COMES ANOTHER ARRIVAL...

LAUNCHPAD McQUACK.

HOW DO YOU FEEL

WHEN WE HONOR A REMARKABLE HERO?

PRETTY CHOKED UP.

I GET MISTY-EYED WHEN THERE'S FREE EATS.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A COSTUME PARTY.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE,

BUT EVERYONE WANTED TO DRESS UP TO HONOR GIZMO.

I GUESS YOU'LL PUT ON YOUR SUIT LATER, EH?

YEAH, WHEN GIZMO DUCK ARRIVES, RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD?

YOU NEVER KNOW, BOYS.

YOU NEVER KNOW.

OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER COSTUMED GUEST.

I MUST SAY YOUR OUTFIT IS TRULY EXTRAORDINARY.

WHY, THANK YOU.

WHO ARE YOU?

I AM GIZMO DUCK!

NO, WHO ARE YOU REALLY?

I'M REALLY GIZMO DUCK. I'M...

ALL RIGHT, BE DIFFICULT, MR. PRETENDER.

MR. McDUCK, I'M HERE.

WHO ARE YOU?

GIZMO DUCK!

NO, WHO ARE YOU REALLY?

IS WEBWA WALTERS PAYING YOU TO SAY THIS?

IT'S ME.

SORRY.

IT'S HARD TO TELL WHO'S WHO TONIGHT.

THERE THEY ARE. EXCUSE ME, MR. McDUCK.

WE'LL STICK TO YOU LIKE CHEWING GUM.

YOU WON'T HAVE TO.

I'M HERE.

WHO ARE YOU?

READ MY BEAK!

I'M GIZMO DUCK!

G-I-Z-M-O DUCK.

THE FIRST, THE ORIGINAL, THE CLASSIC!

YOU LOOK LIKE HIM, SORT OF.

I'LL PROVE IT!

HOW'S THAT?

NOT BAD, BUT CHECK THIS OUT.

THINK THAT'S CUTE, WATCH THIS.

I GOT EVERYONE BEAT.

MINE CONTAINS AN ENTIRE HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM.

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?

LOOK OUT!

IT'S GOING TO BLOW!

AAH! - AAH!

RUN, BOYS!

WORRY NOT, FAIR PEOPLE.

IT MIGHT NOT HURT TO GET A HOT WAX.

CALM DOWN, EVERYONE.

GIZMO DUCK SAVED US.

SPEAKING OF GIZMO DUCK, WHERE'S LAUNCHPAD?

HEY! LOOK!

ANYONE GET THAT MISSILE'S NUMBER?

HE'S BEEN BLASTED!

THIS PROVES HE'S GIZMO DUCK.

WHO'S GIZMO DUCK?

THAT GUY.

IT'S HIM! - HE SAVED US!

IT'S GIZMO DUCK!

THREE CHEERS FOR GIZMO DUCK.

HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

YOU HEARD IT, FOLKS.

A WEBWA WALTERS EXCLUSIVE.

EVERYONE HAS JUST CONCLUDED

THAT LAUNCHPAD McQUACK IS WEALLY GIZMO DUCK.

RUMORS ARE FLYING

THAT LAUNCHPAD McQUACK IS GIZMO DUCK.

IN MY QUEST FOR TRUTH

AND BETTER RATINGS,

I HAVE COME TO McQUACK'S HOUSE.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GERALDUCK RIVERA SHOW.

HEY!

WEREN'T YOU GIRLS ON MY IN-DEPTH SPECIAL

ON SUPERHERO GROUPIES?

QUITE POSSIBLE. THESE ARE MY NEW BEST FRIENDS,

THE GIZMOETTES.

MARY, SHERRY, TERRY,

AND HILDEGARD.

ARE THESE GROUPIES PROOF

YOU'RE GIZMO DUCK?

I NEVER SAID I WAS.

DO YOU DENY IT?

I'M NOT SAYING.

YOU DENY THE DENIAL?

UH, WELL, IS THAT LIKE BEGIN THE BEGUINE?

HE'S SO EVASIVE.

EVERYONE THINKS HE'S GIZMO DUCK.

I'LL TELL HIM TO STOP FOOLING AROUND.

ALLOW ME, SIR.

I'M TIRED OF THIS.

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

THAT BABOON MUST BE GIZMO DUCK.

YOU MEAN GERALDUCK RIVERA?

NO, NOT GERALDUCK RIVERA.

LAUNCHPAD McQUACK!

GET THE VAN.

SCROOGE'S MONEY IS OURS

IF WE HANDLE THAT SAP.

THIS GIZMO DUCK CHARADE MUST END!

THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST IMPERSONATING HEROES.

FENTON, I LIKE PLAYING SUPERHERO.

FOR ONCE, I'M GETTING THE GIRLS.

LAUNCHIE, ARE YOU ONLY PRETENDING

YOU'RE GIZMO DUCK?

AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS,

I COULD BE GIZMO DUCK.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

NOW WHAT?

PICKUP SERVICE.

WHAT'S GETTING PICKED UP?

WHOA!

BLABBERING BLATHERSKITE!

IT'S THOSE VANDALS, THE BEAGLE BOYS!

HA HA HA!

YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH

WITHOUT YOUR GIZMO DUCK SUIT.

BUT I'M NOT GIZMO DUCK.

NO. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE

WHILE WE HAVE YOU.

COME ON, BOYS.

SINCE WE HAVE SCROOGE'S SECURITY GUARD,

IT'S OPEN SEASON ON HIS MONEY.

MY ULTRAVIOLET TIRE-TRACK TRACKER

SHOULD LEAD ME TO THOSE DESPERADOS.

AHA! AND ILLEGALLY PARKED, NO LESS.

GIZMO DUCK!

ONCE WE PASS THESE ALARM SENSORS,

THE MONEY'S OURS.

ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH. ME. ME!

WHAT IS IT?

CAN I CONNECT THE DOTS?

CAN I CONNECT...

SIT DOWN!

[CRASH]

SHAME ON YOU!

HE'S HEAVY, BUT STILL YOUR BROTHER.

UH... HOW DID HE GET HIS SUIT?

WHO CARES? - LET'S SPLIT THIS JOINT.

AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!

I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED A LESSON.

OH, YOU BET.

FORGET CARPETING AND STICK WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS.

NO! I MEAN IMPERSONATING ME!

OH, YEAH. HEH.

I PROMISE I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.

GOOD TO HEAR.

THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO GET GIRLS.

LIKE BALLROOM DANCING.

SUPER NEWS, MOTHER. PROBLEM SOLVED!

NEVER AGAIN WILL ANYONE BELIEVE

LAUNCHPAD IS GIZMO DUCK.

OH, REALLY?

YOU SHOULD WATCH MORE TV.

THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT

CAME AFTER POLICE ROLLED OUT THE CARPET

FOR THE BEAGLE BOYS.

McQUACK DID THIS TO US.

WE SAW IT WITH OUR OWN BEADY EYES.

THE POLICE CHECKED THEIR STORY.

WHEN WE LEFT, HE WAS LAUNCHPAD.

THE NEXT MINUTE, HE WAS THAT METAL DUCK.

OOH. IT WAS SCARY!

FOR ONCE, THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

PROOF THAT LAUNCHPAD IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK.

I WONDER IF CLUCK KENT EVER HAD DAYS LIKE THIS.

GIZMO DUCK! - GIZMO!

GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH!

OFFICER, YOU GOT TO COME.

IT'S LIKE THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DUCK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF?

I'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME TIGHT SQUEEZES BEFORE...

OOH!

MR. McD, FENTON, AM I GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

SURE.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT PRETENDING.

WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS.

HOW? NO ONE WILL LISTEN.

MAKE THEM LISTEN.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW.

GREAT WEATHER FOR A PUBLIC CONFESSION.

ALL THE TV NETWORKS ARE HERE,

AS I ARRANGED.

LAUNCHPAD, WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT,

GIZMO DUCK?

AFRAID SO, FELLAS.

I'M GOING TO BARE MY SOUL.

CAN YOU DO THAT ON TELEVISION?

WE WANT GIZMO DUCK!

I HOPE THEY BELIEVE ME.

I'VE ARRANGED FOR GIZMO DUCK

TO APPEAR DURING YOUR SPEECH.

HOORAY! - YAY!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

AHEM.

RUMORS THAT I AM GIZMO DUCK

ARE, AS MY FRIEND WOULD SAY,

BLABBERING BLATHERSKITE.

UH-OH.

I GOT TO GET MY SUIT!

[GASP]

MY SUIT!

AND SO, IN CONCLUSION,

I WANT TO REEMPHASIZE THAT I AM NOT GIZMO DUCK.

[GASP]

WELL, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE.

YAY! - YAY!

YAY! - YAY!

OH, NO! IT'S NOT FAIR!

NOW HE REALLY IS GIZMO DUCK.

YOU FOOLED US!

GOT ANY MORE TRICKS?

I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS.

MAYBE ONE OF THESE BUTTONS...

[TWEET TWEET]

MAYBE THIS ONE.

NO! DON'T TOUCH!

RELEASE THAT BUTTON.

[MEOW]

LET THIS BE THE ONE THAT STOPS ME.

WHEW!

WHAT?

OH, NO!

NOT THE ROBOT-ROOTER BUTTON!

MAYBE THIS BUTTON.

OOPS.

EEP.

HELP!

ARE YOU OK, LAUNCHPAD?

YEAH, EXCEPT THAT MISSILE LAUNCH WAS PRETTY SWELTERING.

I COULD SURE USE SOME WATER.

I'VE HEARD OF SURF CITY, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

HELP!

H-H-HELP!

YOU CAN'T SWIM IN THAT SUIT.

I'VE GOT TO REACH THAT CRANE.

HELP! I FEEL LIKE A CANNED TUNA!

ALL THOSE YEARS FLYCASTING ON LAKE DOEBEGONE

BETTER PAY OFF.

I HOPE THERE'S A SPIN-DRY CYCLE.

HEY, LOOK!

THAT GUY SAVED GIZMO DUCK.

YAY! - YAY!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MR. McDUCK?

THEY'RE CALLING ME A HERO!

NOT ONLY THAT,

NO ONE BELIEVES LAUNCHPAD ANYMORE.

WHO WOULD AFTER ALL HIS DAMAGE?

YOU GOT THE SUIT?

YEAH. I'LL NEED IT.

I'LL REBUILD THE DAM,

THEN DRY EVERYONE'S CARPET IN DUCKBURG.

HEY, EVERYBODY. GUESS WHAT.

SINCE LAUNCHPAD ISN'T GIZMO DUCK,

HERE'S A NEW SUSPECT LIST.

I DID IT!

I MADE THE LIST.

NUMBER TWO... RIGHT UNDER...

MRS. BEAKLY?

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