Original subtitles

"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"

"HERE IN DUCKBURG"

"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"

"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"

"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"

"OR REWRITE HISTORY"

"DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"D-D-D-DANGER"

"WATCH BEHIND YOU"

"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"

"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"NOT PONYTAILS"

"OR COTTONTAILS"

"NO, DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

AFTER MASTERING TIME TRAVEL, SPACE TRAVEL,

AND THE TWANGING TOAST TIMER,

SUDDENLY THERE AREN'T FRONTIERS TO CONQUER.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING NEW TO CHALLENGE YOU.

MAYBE A MONEY-CANNING MACHINE?

I THINK NOT, GYRO.

CANNING LEGAL TENDER TAKES TENDER LOVING CARE.

STOP, TOOTSIE!

NO, COME BACK!

DON'T RUN AWAY!

WEBBIE, BOYS! STOP!

WHAT IS THAT REPTILE DOING IN MY DRESS?

THAT'S ALL THAT WOULD FIT.

MRS. BEAKLEY, I CAN'T HAVE DINOSAURS

TRAIPSING IN ME MANSION.

YOU TRY DOING HOUSEWORK

WHILE RAISING FIVE CHILDREN AND AN OVERDRESSED LIZARD.

MAYBE WITH SOME HELP...

OUT OF THE QUESTION!

I SPEND ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY.

THAT'S IT!

I FOUND MY NEW FRONTIER...

DOMESTIC ENGINEERING!

DON'T WORRY, MRS. BEAKLEY.

I'LL INVENT SOMETHING

THAT WILL CUT YOUR WORKLOAD IN HALF.

OH, I'D BE SO GRATEFUL.

MY WARDROBE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.

WITHIN SECONDS,

YOU'LL BE A DUCK OF LEISURE,

THANKS TO MY NEWEST CREATION... ROBOTICA!

I AM ROBOTICA.

I CUT, CHOP, DICE, DO WINDOWS.

I'M A LEAN, MEAN CLEANING MACHINE.

YOU MUST BE THE CHILDREN UNITS.

LET'S PLAY A GAME OF SIMON SAYS.

SIMON SAYS SPIN YOUR HEAD.

YEOW!

YOU'RE NOT PLAYING.

SIMON SAYS IS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

SHE'S SCARING THE CHILDREN, MR. GEARLOOSE.

SHE'S TOO MECHANICAL.

THEN IT'S BACK TO THE COMPUTER BOARD.

100 BOUQUETS?

FENTON, WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

OUR ANNIVERSARY, REMEMBER?

100 DAYS SINCE YOU AGREED ON OUR SECOND DATE,

WHICH YOU POSTPONED.

FENTON, YOU... SHOULDN'T HAVE.

IT MOVES ME SO TO SEE YOU SO MOVED!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M ALLERGIC TO...

TO...

TO ROSES!

AH-CHOO!

I'LL GET A GAS MASK AT THE ARMY-NAVY BEAN STORE.

BUT, FENTON...

[RING]

I CAN'T DO ENOUGH FOR MY CHICKADEE.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

AH-CHOO!

HELLO? RESIDENCE OF THE LOVELY GANDRA DEE.

FENTON, I NEED GIZMODUCK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

OH, OK. BUT YOU'RE INTERRUPTING A TOUCHING MOMENT

BETWEEN MISS DEE AND ME.

AH-CHOO!

AH-CHOO!

FORGIVE ME, GANDRA,

I HAVE TO LEAVE.

BUT BEFORE I DO...

THE SWEETS DE RESISTANCE!

[WHISTLES]

"OH, WE'RE THE SINGING CHOCOLATES"

"AS SWEET AS WE CAN BE"

"FENTON SENDS THIS CANDY"

"TO HIS SUGAR GANDRA DEE"

"OH, WE'RE THE SINGING CHOCOLATES"

"AS SWEET AS WE CAN BE"

"FENTON SENDS THIS CANDY"

"TO HIS SUGAR GANDRA DEE"

OH, FENTON, I WISH YOU HADN'T.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SENT

THE ACROBATIC ASSORTED NUTS.

THERE. WITH FEELINGS IN ROBOTICA,

SHE SHOULD ACT MUCH MORE HUMAN.

WHOAA!

AH, WHAT A GORGEOUS DAY!

JUST LOOK AT THE SUN!

[TWEET TWEET]

OH! HOW MY FLYWHEEL TAKES FLIGHT

WHEN I HEAR THE TWITTER OF SPARROWS!

AND HOW ARE MY BIG BOYS TODAY?

AND PRETTY GIRL...

OOH! I COULD EAT YOU ALL UP.

HEY, WATCH IT!

YECCH! STOP!

LOOKS LIKE YOU GAVE HER

INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH EMOTIONS.

GET ME KILTS! WHAT'S THAT?

A GIANT LEAP IN DOMESTIC HELP.

MEET ROBOTICA.

GYRO, AGAIN I TELL YOU...

NO MORE ROBOTS!

BUT MR. McDUCK...

NO BUTS! TAKE HER TO THE SCRAP HEAP.

NO, NO, NOT THE HEAP!

PLEASE, GIVE ME A CHANCE.

PLEASE, PLEASE!

I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE RECYCLED

INTO HUBCAPS!

EH, ALL RIGHT.

I CANNOT STAND IT WHEN A WOMAN CRIES,

EVEN A FACSIMILE.

THANK YOU, SIR.

YOU WON'T BE SORRY.

I'LL WORK MY FINGERS TO THE CHROME.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

THE DOORBELL!

MY FIRST DUTY! HOW EXCITING!

I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE?

OFTEN IT'S SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW, OR MET CASUALLY.

ANSWER THE DOOR!

WELL, EXCUUUSE ME!

GIZMODUCK REPORTING.

WON'T YOU COME IN, PLEASE?

I HOPE YOU'RE STILL UNDER WARRANTY.

YEOW!

MADAM, PLEASE PUT ME DOWN.

I'M A SUPERHERO.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY SUPER IN MY BOOK, HONEYBOLTS.

AH, GIZMODUCK.

YOU'VE MET OUR NEW HOUSEKEEPER.

USER-FRIENDLY, ISN'T SHE?

WHY DID YOU CALL, MR. McDUCK?

I HAVE SOME REPAIR WORK.

GREAT! LET'S GO.

I THINK HE LIKES ME.

THE FASTEST TORCH IN DUCKBURG.

WELL, IF THAT'S ALL...

WAIT! GIZMODUCK!

WHAT IS IT?

OH, YOU MUST STAY FOR LUNCH!

THANKS, BUT SUIT'S BEEN A LITTLE SNUG.

I'M CUTTING DOWN.

AT LEAST HAVE CAFE AU LAIT.

SORRY, MY DEAR.

NO COFFEE TIME IN MY SCHEDULE.

SHE BOUGHT THAT.

YOU HEARD THAT? HE CALLED ME DEAR!

AYE, SO?

IT MEANS THAT UNDER THAT COLD STEEL EXTERIOR,

HIS PISTONS PUMP JUST FOR ME!

HOW THOUGHTFUL TO BRING ME LUNCH AT WORK.

AREN'T THE CANDLES NICE?

I GUESS, BUT...

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HIRED THE BAND.

UNO, DOS, TRES!

[PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC]

WE COULD USE SPECIAL MUSIC

FOR OUR SPECIAL DAY.

HERE'S A LIST OF PLACES

WHERE WE CAN CELEBRATE.

I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT.

IT'S MY BREATH? MY POLITICS?

I'VE HIT DAY FOUR ON MY THREE-DAY DEODORANT PAD?

THE FLOWERS, THE CHOCOLATES, THEN LUNCH!

IT'S NOT ENOUGH, IS IT?

NO, FENTON, IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.

DON'T YOU SEE?

WHO COULD "R AND G" BE?

NOT THE MONEY BIN!

HALF THE CITY CAN SEE IT.

BETTER NOT BE THE McDUCK HALF.

THERE.

NOW THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KNOW!

KNOW WHAT? THAT YOU'RE NUTS?

YES! OVER YOU!

IF MR. McDUCK SEES US,

HE'LL TURN YOU INTO A FOOD PROCESSOR.

YOU DO CARE ABOUT ME!

FRANKLY, MISS ROBOTICA,

I'VE MORE AFFECTION FOR MY VACUUM CLEANER.

OH, GIZMODUCK!

WHY DENY OUR LOVE?

CAN'T YOU SEE HOW YOU TICKLE MY TRANSFORMERS,

INFLAME MY INSULATORS...

AHH! EXCITE MY ENGINES?

HA HA HA!

LADY, PLEASE! KIDS ARE WATCHING.

SAY WE'LL GO OUT TONIGHT,

OR I WON'T LET GO!

OK, I'LL GO!

OH, WONDERFUL!

I'LL GO FIND MY TOOL BOX.

I'LL PUT ON A NEW FACE.

A DATE WITH A ROBOT!

WHERE TO? TUNE-UP MASTERS?

GEE, MIDGE, YOUR ECONO-LUBE AND PERM BOUTIQUE

IS DOING TERRIFIC BUSINESS.

WHERE ELSE CAN A GIRL

GET HER ENGINE AND HAIR FIXED?

A PEDICURE AND LUBE JOB

MAKE A WOMAN FEEL NEW AGAIN.

SO, GANDRA, HOW'S WORK?

AS A RECEPTIONIST, I'M ON THE PHONE CONSTANTLY.

I HAVE THE WORST DIAL-TONE HANDS.

YOU SHOULD USE HENZOIL.

MOTOR OIL?

YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT.

HUH?

IT'S THE BEST THING FOR DIAL-TONE HANDS.

I HOPE GIZMODUCK LIKES HOW I LOOK.

HE NEVER NOTICES.

YOU'RE LUCKY.

FENTON FAWNS OVER ME CONSTANTLY.

YOU'RE THE LUCKY ONE, GANDRA.

I HAVE TO PRACTICALLY HIT GIZMODUCK

BEFORE HE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME.

OH, SOUNDS HEAVENLY.

SEEMS LIKE YOUR BOYFRIENDS

COULD LEARN FROM EACH OTHER.

MAYBE THEY SHOULD MEET, HUH?

JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING.

YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME?

OH, GOODIE! GOODIE! I HAD OTHER PLANS,

BUT I CAN CANCEL.

WE'LL DOUBLE WITH MY FRIEND.

HER DATE TREATS HER WELL.

WHO'S THE COUPLE?

ROBOTICA AND GIZMODUCK.

SOUNDS LIKE FUN. SEE YOU THEN.

ROBOTICA AND GIZMODUCK!

HELP!

OH, ISN'T THIS EXCITING?

MY FIRST DATE WITH GIZMODUCK.

MY CARBURETOR IS RACING WITH EXCITEMENT.

WHERE CAN I DITCH THIS DISGUISE UNTIL GIZMODUCK'S DEBUT?

AHA!

PERFECTO!

HIYA, LADIES. ALL SET FOR FUN

IN THIS MARKETPLACE OF MIRTH?

WHERE'S GIZMODUCK? HE WAS COMING WITH YOU.

HE WAS, BUT, UH...

I KNEW IT!

I'VE BEEN SPURNED!

IT'S OVER BETWEEN US.

THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE, ISN'T THERE?

HE HAD TO FINISH GUARDING MR. McDUCK'S MONEY BIN.

YOU KNOW SUPERHEROES... BUSY, BUSY!

COME ON. LET'S ROCK TILL GIZMODUCK GETS HERE.

LOOK! THE TEACUP RIDE!

YOU GIRLS RIDE IT.

I'LL GET US DRINKS.

BLABBERING BLATHERSKITE.

OOPS! ALMOST FORGOT THE DRINKS.

TWO FRUITY FIZZY-WIZZIES, PLEASE.

OH!

LOOK AT ME. MY HAIR'S RUINED.

BUT YOU'RE NOT STARTING TO RUST.

HI, GIRLS.

AHH! GIZMOHUNK!

I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU,

MY CHROME CUPCAKE.

HERE ARE YOUR DRINKS.

I THOUGHT FENTON WENT TO GET OUR DRINKS.

HE DID. HE GAVE THEM TO ME.

HE'S GETTING COTTON CANDY CONES.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RIDE?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH RIDES.

GO. I'LL FIND FENTON.

NO! YOU CAN'T!

I MEAN, I'LL FIND HIM.

HIYA, GIRLS.

I'M BACK.

BLABBERING BLATHERSKITE!

I MEAN, OOPS.

LOOK! A FLYING ELEPHANT!

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. OH!

HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

OH, LOVE BOLTS! YOU'RE BACK!

WHERE'S FENTON? HE WAS SITTING THERE.

THAT FLYING ELEPHANT MUST'VE SCARED HIM AWAY.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIND HIM.

FENTON, WHERE WERE YOU?

I WAS LOOKING FOR GIZMODUCK.

WHAT?

I... I SAID I WAS LOOKING FOR GIZMODUCK, DEAREST.

YOU WERE TO GET US COTTON CANDY CONES.

UH, I WAS!

I'LL GET THEM

AND MEET YOU GIRLS AT THE TUNNEL OF LOVE.

SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON.

FIRST, I GET TOO MUCH ATTENTION,

NOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH.

I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF GIZMODUCK,

AND IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE...

I CAN'T WAIT!

I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS.

THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION...

HAVE ONE LESS LADY IN MY LIFE.

LET'S GET IN LINE.

WHAT ABOUT FENTON?

HE SAID GO WITH US.

HE'S TRYING TO WIN YOU A PRIZE.

I'M NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU TWO.

WHERE YOU GOING?

HOME. TELL FENTON I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM

UNLESS HE TREATS ME LIKE A LADY.

GANDRA, NO! DON'T LEAVE!

FENTON WOULDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

FORGET THEM, SUGAR SHOCKS.

IT'S US WHO'S IMPORTANT.

OH. ISN'T THIS ROMANTIC?

I'VE SOMETHING TO SAY.

I KNEW IT.

I'LL MARRY YOU, MY HYDRAULIC HEARTTHROB!

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MARRIAGE?

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU SAY IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE?

WE SHOULD BREAK UP.

DON'T BURN ME, BABY!

YOU'RE MINE!

WE'RE NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.

THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN, ISN'T THERE?

WELL, UH... YES.

WHOA!

OOH!

SHE TOOK IT WELL.

AAH!

[GULP]

MOTHER!

WHAT'S THIS? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

SHE'S THE ONE.

ALL RIGHT, CHUBBY CHINS,

WHAT'S WITH YOU AND GIZMODUCK?

UH, NOTHING.

OH, DON'T LIE.

LOOK HOW HIS SPARK PLUGS IGNITE WHEN HOLDING YOU.

YOU LOVE WITH HIM, HUH?

UH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I BARELY LIKE HIM.

THIS BETTER BE TRUE,

OR YOUR NAME WILL BE CHANGED TO MRS. BEAKLESS.

HELLO. YOU'VE REACHED THE GIZMODUCK RESIDENCE.

AHH! GIZMODUCK'S BLASTED ANSWERING MACHINE.

HE MUST BE OVER AT GANDRA DEE'S.

AHA! SO SHE'S THE DATE-SNATCHER, HUH?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WHERE YOU WANT THE CAKE?

I DIDN'T ORDER ONE.

WELL, YOU GOT ONE NOW.

A TWO-STORY CHOCOLATE WITH MARSHMALLOW TOPPING AND ALUMINUM SIDING.

OH!

SURPRISE!

CONDOMINIUMCHEESECAKE? OH, NOT AGAIN.

FOREVERYTHING. LEAVEME ALONE. TO STOP.

I WON'T ACT THAT WAY AGAIN.

IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S EVERYTHING.

WHEN WILL HE EVER STOP?

ROBOTICA!

YOU STARTLED ME.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FENTON AGAIN.

AND WHO WANTS FENTON

NOW THAT YOU LOVE GIZMODUCK?

GIZMODUCK? THAT'S CRAZY.

HAH!

HE LOVES YOU, AND YOU LOVE HIM.

DON'T DENY IT.

GIZMODUCK LOVES GANDRA? THAT SCOUNDREL!

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!

WHAT AM I SAYING? I'M GIZMODUCK!

STOP. WHERE ARE YOU DRAGGING ME?

WHOEVER SAID LOVE HURTS WASN'T KIDDING.

THERE. EVERYTHING'S TIP-TOP.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU CLUMSY CLUCK.

SORRY. HAVE YOU SEEN ROBOTICA AND GANDRA?

DON'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.

[BEEP BEEP]

FIRST HERE. NOW MY MONEY BIN.

TIME FOR YOU TO BECOME YOU-KNOW-WHO.

HOW CAN YOU THINK OF MONEY

WHEN MY LOVE LIFE'S A SHAMBLES?

SENTIMENTAL FOOL, ISN'T HE?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

ONCE I GET RID OF ALL THIS,

YOU'LL HAVE NO JOB, NO GIRLFRIEND,

AND THEN YOU'RE MINE.

ALL MINE!

OH!

FEAR NOT, FAIR GANDRA.

NO, GIZMOHUNK!

DON'T!

THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN.

THANK YOU.

A LITTLE WORK,

AND SHE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW.

HOPEFULLY, SHE WON'T BE SO EMOTIONAL.

SHE SMOTHERED GIZMODUCK

AS MUCH AS FENTON SMOTHERS ME.

ANNOYING, ISN'T IT?

WHAT WAS THAT?

FENTON SMOTHERS YOU?

WE COULD HAVE A GOOD TIME

IF HE WOULDN'T DO SO MUCH.

I DON'T THINK HE'LL LEARN.

I THINK HE ALREADY HAS.

REALLY?

FENTON AND I ARE CLOSE.

WON'T YOU GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE?

HELLO, GANDRA MOST GORGEOUS. READY FOR OUR DATE?

READY, FENTON.

I THOUGHT WE'D GO TO THE PIZZA PALACE,

THEN THE DOUBLE FEATURE,

THEN TASTE BASKET OF ROBINS' 3,300 FLAVORS OF ICE CREAM.

FENTON.

OR MAYBE JUST TAKE A WALK.

YOUR THUNDERDUCK'S READY.

THANKS, ROBOTICA.

HOW YOU DOING NOW?

FINE.

GYRO'S PROGRAMMED ME WITH A NEW SET OF EMOTIONS.

I REALLY ENJOY MY NEW JOB.

UH, DATING ANYONE?

NOT RIGHT NOW.

ALTHOUGH, THAT DIAGNOSTIC MACHINE

HAS BEEN MAKING EYES AT ME.

AIN'T LOVE GRAND?

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