All language subtitles for California.Dreamin.2007.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-LAP-CD2

You go ahead and translate
for the gentleman!

I'm very glad you're here and that
you've joined this party of ours,

the humble servants of God.
Thank you.

By the way, what's your hometown?
What city in America?

- Bend, Oregon. It's a state.
- Yes, very nice.

I realized we've got the
opportunity to twin our villages.

I mean, our towns. I mean,
our communities.

To become twins.

Capalnita and Bend...

Yes, the train!

No...

I think he's got other business to
take care of. That's what he means.

He's going to be back.

"B" from Bogdan! Jackpot!

"As long as your bed is warm,
your dish may as well be cold."

Cheers! Sa-na-ta-te.

Yes. Yes.

That's him on the phone.

Dear sir, I can't break the law.
The law is crystal clear.

I have to check the papers
for every train.

In this case, the customs
documents are required.

For instance, how do I know
they're not carrying...

drugs or something,
God forbid?!

Sure, I'll take your word for it,
but the law is clear.

I have to check the papers
for every train. In this case...

But why are you
asking me to break the law?

Are you gonna sign me a paper so I
can let them go without documents?

Do you have my fax number?

I'll give it to you. When you have
the papers, send them right away.

Romania?

What about Romania?

I'll be waiting for the papers.
Good bye.

- Mr. Mayor!
- Yes!

Unfortunately, the firecrackers
aren't going to get here.

Shit!

There was no need for you
to cause a riot tonight.

The people are protesting
peacefully, Mayor.

Andrei! Andrei, where are you?
Go ahead and translate the signs.

The food and the drinks are free.
Only tonight!

Come on, sit down and eat!

Come, sit! Somebody get me
some wine over here!

Come on!

Come, mister...

No, there's no problem. Everything
is ok. Bring some wine over here!

Stop killing each other
over nothing!

There's Doiaru,
who's driven us bankrupt!

It's all his fault! We're killing
each other over nothing, people!

Shut up, Mr. Mayor!
Shut up!

There's Doiaru, who's making us
go bankrupt! Stop it, people!

Man, my dad was the only one
missing from this picture.

With his bitter mug, looking like
he's the king of all morons!

Wow, he's so cute!
I'm such a sissy!

The first time he stuck his tongue
in my mouth, I started shaking.

Good thing he didn't stick
anything else in there!

Man, school sucks big time!

They're making us learn Spanish
with that cow, instead of English.

Who the hell learns Spanish
these days?

El guapito que te ponga
la lingua en la boca!

For once I meet a nice guy, not a
redneck, and I can't talk to him!

Did you see the way the mayor's
brat butted in, did you see her?

What can I say to him? Nothing!
What can I tell an American?

- You know who speaks English?
- Who?

Andrei, that guy in our class.

Andrei! Doiaru's daughter
is here to see you.

Can I come in?

- Hello...
- Tidy up a bit, will you?

It's ok. Cool room...
Did you arrange it yourself?

Listen, Despina told me about
your English lessons.

Is that true?

Yeah. Actually, I had one with
Mr. Nicoara this very afternoon.

He used to teach at our
high-school but now he's retired.

- No...
- I'll give you his number.

No, no, that's not what I meant...

I was thinking maybe you can
help me out with something.

Cool, I've got
one of these, too!

And if the Russians get here,
what are we gonna do?

What if the Americans
get here first?

I hope we'll manage
to keep this factory.

What was I supposed to do?

If I hadn't worked for the Germans,
I would've lost it 3 years ago.

I'm telling you, the Americans
will be here today or tomorrow.

What are you doing?
Eavesdropping on us?

Day Three - Monica and David

Day Three - Monica and David

No glass for me, thank you.

Just the straw.

So.

What's your name?

Monica. What's yours?

How old are you?

18. You tell him I'm 18.

What's he saying?

He asked what you do.

And I told him we're classmates.

- And what does he do?
- Isn't it obvious?

So what? Ask him anyway.

He says he can't wait
to go back to the States.

Ask him if he's got a girlfriend.

He's got more than one.

He wants to know what kind
of music you listen to.

I don't have a favorite type.
I mean...

I like a lot of genres.

Listen, you know what?

Ask him if he wants to come
to the party with us, tonight.

Go to the city with us.

Right, so you've hooked up
with Doiaru's girl?

No, dad.

Listen, you leave her alone,
okay?

She's out of your league.
Hey, cut the water!

You need to study for college, ok?
Did you decide what it'll be?

- Gimme water.
- Not yet.

Sweetie didn't you say you'd
go to the Polytechnic?

Catrina, go on over to the cellar
and check for some plum brandy.

- We're out of plum brandy.
- You go check it anyway!

That'll do.

You listen to me good!

Your mom and I have been working
like slaves to keep you in school.

Pay for your tutoring.

Now, we're gonna keep working
to put you through college too.

Nae!

Come on!

Get inside!
Take him inside!

They broke the window.

Fucking pricks... You, look at me!
Once you get to Bucharest...

Come on, get inside!

If I catch you coming back, I'll
break your legs myself, you hear?

Where are you going?

You're going off to see
that American.

You see, Dorel, if you don't let
me go to them, they come to me.

I told you not to call me
like that!

I go get the Americans!

Stop the engine,
it's eating up gas!

I've come to pick up
the American gentlemen...

I've come to pick up the American
gentlemen, take them on a trip.

We've prepared something special,
traditional stuff...

Here you go.

Tour Eiffel! Paris!

And now, we're going to the hotel.

We have something special for you.
Come, come!

It is not possible!

Come, come!

They want to go all the way up
to the top.

- They'll do that later.
- Yes, later.

Come on, girls!
Let me introduce you.

Captain Jones...
The owner.

Come on, girls.
Nice and pretty. Come!

Come on! Come on!

How are you?

What are you guys up to?
You've hooked up?

Of course!
You're beautiful as always...

You sweet talker!

Despina...

What happened?

I broke up with that jackass.

All he wanted was to fuck.

He wanted to take advantage of me.

Like all men do. You're just
a bunch of pigs and sex freaks!

I was really in love with him.

And I thought he was
in love with me, too.

I was an idiot all along.

Why don't I get text messages
like Monica,

saying, "you're everything I want".

I'm stupid and ugly.

- Oh, come on, you're not ugly.
- Yeah...

You're a nice guy, aren't you?

I mean, you would want more
from me than one night, right?

- Yo, Americano!
- What are you doing in here?

I got to fuck her before you did.
Just so you know!

I fucked every one in the village.

Now get out, I need the bed too.
Come on, scram!

Fuck you, you idiot!

- Get the fuck out, you hear?
- You fucking wanker!

- Yo, the police are here, no shit!
- Wait!

Come on!

Close the door!

Just a second...

And now, if I may,
tonight's great surprise.

The extraordinary ballet and dance
show, "The Mystery of Dracula".

Hold up!

A projectile dating back
to World War 2 exploded tonight,

in the basement of the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs,

without causing any human or
material losses, but only panic,

especially because the explosion
followed a massive power blackout.

This was caused by a short-circuit
of unknown origin.

The population was very frightened,
as they believed they were dealing

with an American T omahawk
air missile,

which had missed its target,
Yugoslavia, and landed here.

A similar accident occurred
last week in Sofia.

What was that? You totally suck
at shooting pool. Check this out.

- Come on!
- It's my turn.

Check out dickhead over there...
You know this guy?

Didn't you see he left the show?

- This guy?
- Yeah.

- He was there for the show?
- He was there, but he took off.

Is that so? You, there?

Yo! Yo, you deaf? Wise guy!
Who is this guy? Where's he from?

- Come on! Show me what you got!
- Where you from, dude?

I was killing out there,
pulling out lines and stuff,

trying to learn some English.
And he was just standing there...

- You don't like women? Yo, dweeb!
- You saw the hot chicks I had!

- Like I don't know your girls...
- What you gonna do about it?

- Where's this guy from, anyway?
- I think he's a faggot.

Yo, fag! Where you from?

Let's brawl it out, if you think
you're so cool! Come here!

Come on!
Shoot some pool, wham-bam...

Bring it on, why you sitting there
laughing? What's so funny?

- It's your turn, let him be.
- Gimme a break, he pisses me off!

Doiaru, sir.

Staniloiu. Secretary of State with
the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Nice to meet you. Come on,
let's settle this already.

Did you have any trouble
finding your way over here?

It's far away, it's like we're
not even in the same country.

I got a bit lost after Urziceni,
but I pulled through eventually.

That's yours, right?

Yeah, she's my wife.

She keeps thinking I go off
on field trips with my mistresses,

so I took her along
to prove her wrong.

I meant the car.

Nice car. Powerful, too.

It is.

Over here?

- Coffee?
- No, thank you.

I had, like, three on my
way here, last night.

I'll say it again: Smashin' car.
Real smashin'...

- Mister...
- Doiaru.

Mr. Doiaru.
Here's what I came here for.

Did you bring me the
customs papers?

Well, no.
I came here to solve this problem.

What problem?
There's no problem.

Hand me the customs papers
and that'll be the end of that.

Mr. Doiaru, the Prime-Minister
authorized to clear this train.

Alright. But did you bring
the customs papers?

Your authorization means nothing
to me. You know, the law's the law.

I assure you that the Prime-Minister
personally sent me here

to expedite the train's departure.

No need for customs papers.

If you don't cooperate,
we're going to replace you.

Let me tell you one thing.

I'm going to retire soon. You think
such cheap threats scare me?

Let me explain one thing:
This isn't Bucharest.

How do you think you're going
to fire me?

Will you come over and fill my
position? What will you do to me?

Well, we're going
to have him replace you.

Who, me? I'm not the kind
of guy for this job.

There you have it.
He won't take it.

Mr. Doiaru, we did
a bit of research

and found out you filed a request

to obtain the local factory.

We can arrange that you do get
the factory. Let's put it all behind.

Come on, everybody has to win
if this train leaves tomorrow.

Until I see the custom papers,
this train isn't going anywhere.

Clinton himself
can come down here.

Go woo your women in your fucking
country! No one's leaving!

Not you, not the Americans, no one!
You're all staying here with me!

You don't get it! You just don't
get it! You never will, bastard!

What!?

Go on, hit me! Hit me!

Go on, hit me! Fucking asshole!

Things are not going
to be left hanging like this!

You're going to have to deal
with the consequences.

You think we here, in the village,
love Doiaru?

Let me tell you something.

We just need someone
to give us a hand.

One guy! Anyone!
To get rid of this bastard.

The state this village is in,
it's all his fault.

But we're scared. That's it.

Who's got the guts to fight him?

Others tried, too, and they got
their faces pounded in.

The Police is on his side.

But I was thinking just now,
that, since you're here,

you can help us do something.

Don't be scared! Before we return,
the Americans will be here.

- Come on! Let's go, already!
- Let go of him!

Come on!

Day Four - Doiaru and Jones

Day Four - Doiaru and Jones

My dad's told me this story
1,000 times, since I was little.

As if he knew that was going to be
the last time he saw his parents.

Anyway, they had arrested them
because

their factory had taken some
orders from the Germans.

The Russians got here and my
father never saw his father again.

My grandma either.

The communists kept them in prison
because they had that factory.

And that's why my father is so
desperate to keep me next to him.

So that he wouldn't end up alone.

Oh, and my father was brought up
by one of his uncles,

here in the countryside.

And the Americans never got here
until the day before yesterday.

That's just the way it is...
Anyway, that's all.

Listen, can you help me out
with something?

C'mon children, it's over!

Ok...

- What exactly you want me to do?
- Teach me English.

Oh, yeah?
And why would I do that?

Because I'm asking you.
I want to leave this place.

You think the American is going
to take you along with him to LA?

And have kids?

No American will take me along.
I just wanna get out of here.

As far away as I can.

So, will you teach me?

Come on, sit down!

Cabbage rolls.

You look like my mother-in-law.

Who's this guy?

I don't know. Tell me again what
I say when I introduce myself.

What? What exactly
do you want to know?

I don't know. "My name is Andrei",
"I'm this old", "I like to do this"...

Hold on! So...

- I'm Andrei, and I wanna kiss you.
- I'm Monica and... Yes!

I love you.

No shit?

I've been in love with you
for two years.

You wouldn't know, cause...

I'm no American soldier
or the coolest guy in town.

And, by the way, those text
messages were from me.

Raise your arm! No, wait!

This one! Raise this arm!

This!

Cheers!

Where were we?

Mr. Mayor, you have the floor.

Quiet! Quiet, folks!

Folks, keep quiet.
I want to tell you...

- Where's the beer?
- Hold on with that beer.

I want to tell you
that you all have a problem.

I mean, we all have a problem.

And it's called Doiaru.
Quiet!

About that, I want to announce
you that I've invited Mr. Jones,

the captain of the Americans
stationed in our village.

He wants to tell you
a couple of things.

Quiet!

Quiet! Listen close,
this is important!

Mr. Jones, please.

People of Capalnita...

He wants to thank you for your
hospitality and your generosity.

You've fed us.
You shared your food.

He respects you a lot...

He's looking...
he's thinking of this place...

It's Heaven on Earth.

Thank you.

There's, like a cloud

above Capalnita.

Doiaru has no respect for you.

You don't deserve
to be treated that way.

Doiaru.

He has no respect.

That's it.

No one deserves that.

No one!

He is looking at...

at the faithful people,
at the attitude.

It's about attitude!

That's why God brought us here!

That's what God intended
us to be!

...what we really are.

We may look like strangers for you
but he wants to tell you something.

We're standing here as one.

United as one!

Everybody here, let's be united!
United as one!

We will defeat the tyranny.

We can defeat
the Doiarus of this world.

Let's defeat this disrespect!

And be united, as God intended us
to be!

United as one!

United! United! United!

God bless Capalnita!

United! United! United!

Let's defeat the tyranny,
let's defeat the oppression!

United! United! United!

Yes, but there's one
other problem.

Doiaru's hand in hand with Vasile,
the chief of Police. The cop.

Boys, keep it down! I'm talking to
this gentleman here. Please.

And if they use their weapons...

we're history.

They are not allowed to use guns,
unless the other guys open fire.

If the police fires
one round...

We'll protect you.

You have his word.
Just one round...

For the moment, let's calm down.

Let him throw the first stone,
that's it.

That's some phrase they use...

I got it! Sticks and stones...
And then...

The goose mother.

I'm telling you, if Doiaru's cops
shoot first, we'll protect you.

For real! You bring your bats
and stuff and the rest is...

I think we should bring
Doiaru here first.

Hold on, I have a plan.

Don't you worry about a thing!
All the customs papers are there.

Transportation documents,
licenses, everything you need.

At your service!

So I'd appreciate it if this train
leaves first thing in the morning.

This is the representative
of the Railway Company.

He has to make sure
that you are dismissed.

My enemies hate me!

My enemies hate me!
But they don't have my success!

And they won't be like me,
not in their lifetime!

My enemies hate me!
But they don't have my success!

And they won't be like me,
not in their lifetime!

Hello! Yeah!

This time I want fireworks!

Fireworks! Lots of them!

We're gonna have fireworks!

United! United! United!

Day Five - The Last One

Day Five - The Last One

So, pay attention.

The W is...

Doiaru will come from the right.
You guys stay on the barricades.

You don't step in until
I signal you to!

Yes.

Listen...
You don't suck as much as I thought.

Boss, the villagers just caught the
gypsies who stole from the trains.

They just called me
from the mayor's office.

Call in all the boys. We're gonna
tear their sorry asses to pieces!

And tell Vasile to bring
in the cops, too!

Listen,
I wanna tell you something.

- Not now, I'm in a hurry.
- Come on, it's important.

- It has to wait till I get back.
- You won't find me here anymore.

I want to go
to college in Bucharest.

It's leaving in 5 minutes.

Where the hell do you wanna go?

I'm going to Turnu Severin and in
two days I'm back in Constanta!

They're coming!

- Vasile, call your men.
- Got it!

Yo, do you copy?

Listen up, ok?

What, you've had too much
of a good thing?

You want a fight or what?

Don't make me or I'll cut
your balls off, all of you!

Thieves!

Somebody call in those Americans!

Come on, who want to have
his balls smashed first?

Come on! It's your dad!
They started fighting!

They started fighting, come on!

No! No!

Dad, no!

The radar became functional
at 18:30, on June 9th, 1999.

Only two hours before that, NATO
had announced the signing

of a peace treaty with the
Serbian armed forces in Kosovo,

which put a final end to the
bombing and the military conflict.

Bucharest, 2004

- Hey!
- Hey!

Have a seat!

Sorry I'm late.

How are the little peaches?

Peachy?

What will it be?

A coke, please.

So, how's college?

Great. You?

Yeah.

Yeah, what?

It's good.

I've got this one stupid failed
exam I need to re-sit.

Really?

Really.

- You?
- Yes.

I've got fifteen minutes
left till my next class, and...

Ok!

Let's go, then.

Thanks, but we're leaving.