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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,153 The Oxford American Dictionary 2 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:24,157 defines "dark" as the absence of light, 3 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,592 gloomy, cheerless. 4 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:32,198 That's why I despise the night and loathe sleep. 5 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,267 But no matter how cold and dark my cell is, 6 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,605 I know it can protect me from my living nightmare. 7 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,107 When the cold case lawyer came into my life, 8 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,308 a tiny sliver of light entered. 9 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,479 But being locked up made me afraid to hope. 10 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,484 I was as stiff as a board talking to her. 11 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,873 Hi. 12 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:32,434 I'm your new lawyer, Karen Haley. 13 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,628 I don't know if you've heard of me, 14 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,765 but I've done pretty well with cold cases. 15 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,733 So let's get to work. 16 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,735 In your own words, tell me exactly what happened. 17 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:48,273 I'll tell you, but you're not gonna believe me. 18 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:50,142 Try me. 19 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,213 It's like a bad B horror movie. 20 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:56,850 That's why my attorney wouldn't use it in my trial. 21 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:59,519 That's okay. Don't worry about what I think. 22 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,589 Just tell me the events as clearly as you can. 23 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,892 We were on this trip to see 24 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:09,162 where they made The Mangrove Slasher, 25 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:12,132 which is some dumb movie we all watched. 26 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,334 They say it really happened. 27 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,802 Personally, I don't believe in that stuff. 28 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,740 Who were we? 29 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,911 It was my five friends and Veronica's cousin. 30 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,515 - Is Casey Veronica's cousin? - Yeah. 31 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,851 And who were your other friends? 32 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,388 Veronica, 33 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,390 Scott, 34 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,892 Donny, 35 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,426 Kate, 36 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,529 Trevor, and me. 37 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:02,949 Hey, Kate. 38 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,084 Yeah, babe. 39 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,586 Jay's sleeping pretty sound in back right now. 40 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,387 So? 41 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,190 So I'm feeling pretty warm and fuzzy, what do you think? 42 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,358 I'm not gonna climb on top of you. 43 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,261 I'm not asking you to climb on top of me. 44 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:17,296 You can use those talented hands of yours, come on. 45 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:19,782 Okay. 46 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,634 But you have to promise to be quiet. 47 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,402 Shh. All right, let's do it. 48 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:47,426 So, uh, guys, I met this Egyptian chick the other night. 49 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:49,762 Yeah, we were gonna get it on, 50 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,564 but she was on her pyramid. 51 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,601 So I did her mummy instead. 52 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,971 - Get it, babe? - Mummy. 53 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,572 - Mummy instead? - Mummy. Ooh. 54 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,475 No. 55 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,776 We all know you're not gonna make it as a comedian. 56 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,548 Why do you always have to say things like that to me? 57 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,483 Like what, Scott? 58 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,418 You're always trying to bring me down. 59 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,886 You know I'm so passionate about my comedy! 60 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,993 You know, babe. I would never fuck a comedian. 61 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:21,794 But a businessman, 62 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:25,564 I would do dirty, dirty things to him. 63 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,675 Hey... 64 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:39,344 I think Kate's giving Trevor a hand job. 65 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:44,884 No, no, I, I think she's really giving him a hand job. 66 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,653 Yeah, do that. Yeah. Yeah. 67 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:47,687 He's gonna hear you. 68 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,055 He's not hearing anything. 69 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,990 Look, he has a smile on his face. 70 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,717 Ah, dude! 71 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,758 Wait, I think they're both getting hand jobs! 72 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,073 What do you think, Casey? 73 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,826 No. 74 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,312 Aah! Watch where you throw your cigarettes. 75 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,347 Burnt the tip of my dick, you dick. 76 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,316 Oh, shit. It stings. 77 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,818 Oh, my God, it looks like a red Popsicle. 78 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,334 Turn that thing off, Donny! 79 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,719 Hey, hey, you wanna try? 80 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,724 Okay, okay. 81 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,666 Great Scott! 82 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,135 That was a DeLorean. 83 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,436 Wonder how fast it was going. 84 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,815 Hey, do you think the car's all right parked back there? 85 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,016 It said tow away zone. 86 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,119 Dude, look around. 87 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,522 There's no one here for miles. I think we're all right. 88 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,990 How the hell did you find out 89 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:31,924 about this place anyways? 90 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,475 That wasn't me, dude. 91 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,027 That was all Donny. You know how he works. 92 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,496 Figures, man. 93 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,663 Sounds pretty cool. 94 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,165 Where's Veronica? 95 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,099 She stayed in the car. 96 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,701 She's putting on more makeup. 97 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,970 And she hates nature, 98 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,939 and I quote, "hates old settler homes." 99 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,075 Of course. 100 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,010 Where's the bathroom? Uh... 101 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,111 I'll help you find it. 102 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,445 Yeah? 103 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,781 Good luck with that one, you guys. 104 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,883 Why are you so quiet back there, Jay? 105 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,484 'Cause his pussy hurts. 106 00:06:58,485 --> 00:06:59,685 Don't be so harsh. 107 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:00,887 Dude, I heard you, man. 108 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,422 Well, seriously, man. 109 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,923 You're bringing the whole group down. 110 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,825 Will you please lighten up a little bit? 111 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,093 So, what's up with Jay? 112 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,931 What do you mean? 113 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:16,068 Well, does he, like, 114 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,904 you know, have a... 115 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,939 A girlfriend? It's okay, you can ask. 116 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,108 Yeah. 117 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,045 Uh, no. 118 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,947 But it's funny that you mention that. 119 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,948 Dude, seriously? 120 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,951 How am I supposed to forget about her in three weeks? 121 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,853 Plus, we used to go on all this shit, man. 122 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,022 We used to go on nature hikes and all this, man. 123 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,957 So, what happened? 124 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,960 Well, um, as you can see, 125 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,321 all of us guys, we're really tight. 126 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,499 Oh, that's so gay. 127 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,568 Yeah. We're like a hot boy band. 128 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,804 Well, we were, at least. 129 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,074 Until our backstabbing friend Steve 130 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,511 decided to, you know, sleep with Jay's girlfriend 131 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:01,481 and broke up our entire group, essentially. 132 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,915 Scumbag Steve. 133 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,232 He's a fucking asshole, man. 134 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,551 That's where her mind's at, though. 135 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,486 You gotta realize that. 136 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,788 Are you interested? 137 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:12,592 Maybe. 138 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:16,596 Ah, I'm making water. 139 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,263 This is awesome! 140 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,937 Ew. 141 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,161 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 142 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,997 Ooh, oh. 143 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,134 What the fuck do you think you're doing, boy? 144 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,237 I'm gonna blow your goddamned head off. 145 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:04,844 What was that? 146 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,044 What the hell was that? 147 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,246 It sounded like Donny screaming. Come on, come on. 148 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,247 - Shit. - Donny! 149 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,856 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 150 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,257 Dude. God. 151 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,860 Whoa, welcome to the party, people. 152 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,797 Damn city folks, think you can come terrorize my village? 153 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,967 Actually, a village is a group of houses 154 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,102 and associated buildings, larger than a hamlet... 155 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,647 Donny, cut it out, dude. 156 00:09:31,648 --> 00:09:33,192 ...and smaller than a town in a rural area. 157 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:34,740 - Are you wisecracking me, boy? - No, no, no, no. 158 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,774 I don't wanna die. 159 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:36,809 You don't wanna do this, man. 160 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,311 Oh, yes, I do. 161 00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:40,246 After I off this little pipsqueak, 162 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,148 well, I might just off the rest of you. 163 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,849 I'll get you, too, don't you worry. 164 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,952 Just take it easy, man. 165 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,689 Ha! 166 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,358 I knew I had y'all. I should be on the damn TV. 167 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,092 That wasn't funny. 168 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,826 Yeah, man. You could have killed someone. 169 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,264 - What, this old thing? - Yeah. 170 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,232 Ah, this thing hasn't shot in years. 171 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,635 Don't get your panties all up in a wad. 172 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:06,939 You really had me going. Can I go back to my friends now? 173 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,741 - Here, have some jerky. - Oh, thanks. 174 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,176 Big old fake gun trick. 175 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,145 Yeah, real good. A little too good. 176 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,679 Yeah, you got me. 177 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,917 Well, I'm glad somebody appreciates a good scare. 178 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,152 What do you besides scare the shit out of people here? 179 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,253 Yeah. 180 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:25,657 I don't know. Not much. It ain't like it used to be. 181 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,829 Believe it or not, this place used to be 182 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,330 the main attraction off the main road. 183 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,066 Till they built that goddamn highway. 184 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,537 Where you guys heading, anyway? 185 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,873 We're actually headed to, um, Mangrove County 186 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:44,010 where, uh, the infamous Mangrove Slasher 187 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,713 butchered, murdered a bunch of teenagers very brutally. 188 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,782 And, uh, but, you know, we like that kind of stuff. 189 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,717 So we're just stopping roadside attractions, 190 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,686 kind of like the one you have right here. 191 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,755 So you guys are sick fucks, huh? 192 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,857 Man, you like that twisted guts and gore shit, don't you? 193 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,825 Yeah! Guts and gore. 194 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,160 Hey, hey, I don't mean to be rude, 195 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,828 but we're already behind schedule. 196 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,897 And we gotta get all the way down to old country road 197 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,132 to get there, so if you don't mind... 198 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,701 Well, a little word of advice. 199 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,235 I'd stick to the highway. 200 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,140 Wait. 201 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,107 Why do you say that? 202 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,175 Hmm, I don't know. 203 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,245 Heard stories about the old country road, you know. 204 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,213 People not making it out alive. 205 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,882 Yeah, sure, man. 206 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,022 Thanks for not killing me. And the jerky. 207 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,389 Sure, kid. 208 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,429 These people are in for a real show. 209 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,829 That was crazy. 210 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,850 Going somewhere? 211 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,912 I was hanging pretty tough till the last hand. 212 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,314 Thought I was gonna get screwed again. 213 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,250 I was holding a ten, jack of diamonds, 214 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:09,221 slot comes up, ace diamonds, king diamonds, two of clubs. 215 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,990 So here I am with a first draw and a spade draw. 216 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,027 Dumbass Ray raises the pot. 217 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,363 I'm thinking he's got an ace, king, you know. 218 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,998 What the hell is with this broke ass town? 219 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,405 So, you going to the tractor pull Friday night? 220 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,842 Damn Skippy. 221 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,978 Dammit, Donny. 222 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,913 Cut it out, man. That's not funny. 223 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,250 Oh, that was funny. Oh, you should have seen you. 224 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,286 You were like, aah! And I was like... 225 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,289 You just scared the living daylights outta him, didn't you? 226 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,957 Yeah, I did. 227 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,825 I did, I scared you. 228 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,393 Yeah. Whatever, yeah. 229 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,360 I got your number, Donny. 230 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,498 Hey, man. 231 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,167 The jokester over there happened to lose our map. 232 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,436 So, we're kind of lost right now, and in a pickle. 233 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,905 I don't know, do you have a map back there we could check out, 234 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,073 maybe give us some direction? 235 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,608 Oh, yeah. Man, I got maps. 236 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,210 - No problem. - Thank God. 237 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,511 Let me help you out here, buddy. 238 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,011 See, Donny? He's got us. 239 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,453 Right now... 240 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,896 What? 241 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,631 That's, like, nothing. 242 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,265 Yup. 243 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,005 - Hi, there. - Oh, hi. 244 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,773 Candy. 245 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,542 Well, I only... I only got four. But you can have some. 246 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,509 Oh, no. 247 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,444 I'm Candy. 248 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,545 Oh. 249 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,914 Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm Donny. 250 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,350 We're going to, uh, Mangrove County. 251 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,985 What's in Mangrove County? 252 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,152 Mangrove County? 253 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,553 All right. It's right here. 254 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,889 Wait, wait, wait. There? 255 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,258 That's where these kids, 256 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,261 they were partying, like, they were by the beach. 257 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:59,398 And this big, scary guy, he was huge. 258 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,567 And he came... He came and chased them. 259 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,935 And he had... 260 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,337 He had two, um, you know, um- 261 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,505 Those two machetes. 262 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,973 Yeah, yeah. Machetes. 263 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,910 And he's chasing them, and he catches them. 264 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,178 And he starts, cuts them open 265 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,347 and chops this one girl's head off. 266 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,550 It was down by the mangroves, that's where we're going. 267 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,419 Well, it's getting kind of late out. 268 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,487 Do you have a place to stay? 269 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:25,591 Well, actually, we're kind of lost right now. 270 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,993 Well, if you wanted to, you could stay with me 271 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,428 at the motel up the road. 272 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,029 - Oh. - Yeah. 273 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,631 And there's a circus right across the street. 274 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,166 No way. There's a circus? 275 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,482 Hey! Guys, guys! 276 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,253 There was a chick. I was getting this candy. 277 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,988 I was getting some W and W's. 278 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,156 And she was all like, 279 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,457 "Hey, there's a circus." 280 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,359 And I was like, "That's so cool." 281 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,329 And then, she said there's a hotel we can all stay at. 282 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,597 And it's right down the road, and we can hang out with her. 283 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,698 Ooh. 284 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,201 I don't know if that's a good idea. 285 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,522 - Hey, everybody. - This is Candy. 286 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,206 Hi, y'all. 287 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,010 Holy shit. 288 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,478 You asshole. 289 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:26,251 Ooh, you didn't tell me there were more cuties out here. 290 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,252 Yummy. 291 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,190 Watch yourself. 292 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,057 Oh, don't worry, honey. 293 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,359 I was talking about you. 294 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,562 Ugh. 295 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,430 No, thank you. 296 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,233 Tell them about the circus and the motel. 297 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,434 And all... And all the other stuff. 298 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,285 Oh, yes. 299 00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,138 Well, I'm a trapeze artist at our family circus 300 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,207 right down the road, and right across the street 301 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,442 is a motel you all can stay at for the night. 302 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,044 Would you like to come? We'd love to have you. 303 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,515 Dude, I'm game for that, man. I'm beat. 304 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,450 - Yeah. - It's been a long day. 305 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,452 What do you think, Scott? You wanna go stay at the motel? 306 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,453 I'm ready to go. 307 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:38,323 So, this one time, I had this dream 308 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,526 that I just got married 309 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,095 to this beautiful girl, girl of my dreams. 310 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,363 I mean, I was in a dream. 311 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,433 And so, the night of my honeymoon, 312 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:51,203 I wake up, and I'm all tied up. 313 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,072 And I'm still... I'm still... 314 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,740 I'm still in my tux. 315 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,177 And she's wearing her dress. 316 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,579 Except she's got a big chainsaw. 317 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:06,251 And she starts saying how much she loves me, 318 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,319 and then starts cutting me. 319 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,320 No, it's not funny. 320 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,455 It was really scary. 321 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,623 I can think of scary things. 322 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,861 You know, maybe someday I'll make your dream come true. 323 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,362 Oh, you're joking. 324 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,764 You're joking with me. 325 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,832 Oh, okay. 326 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,422 Okay. 327 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,012 I don't feel awkward anymore. 328 00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:24,603 That was kind of... That was kind of weird, though. 329 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,704 You're silly. 330 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,707 What are you guys talking about? 331 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,409 That's a horrible dream. 332 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,611 Do you have to laugh that loud? 333 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,745 Oh, honey. 334 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,714 Money won't save you here in the woods. 335 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,815 You're in a survival situation now. 336 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,785 I heard from another inmate 337 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,386 that they had gypsy circuses 338 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:44,656 all over the south, with no regard for life. 339 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,391 They're all sick killers. 340 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:50,329 You damn gypsies! This ain't no dog and pony show. 341 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,498 You perform, or you die! 342 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,601 Oh, wait till Mr. Kharver hears about this. 343 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,770 Hey, boss, boss, these performers, they're useless. 344 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,305 They just won't listen. 345 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,840 Let me off one of them right now. 346 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,842 Come on, boss. Please, boss. Let me off them. 347 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,677 You goddamn fool. 348 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,547 Don't you understand what we're trying to do here? 349 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,249 I mean, we are trying to show the world 350 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,317 the best goddamn circus under the big top, 351 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,219 and how the fuck do you think I can do that 352 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,188 if you go killing off all our talent? 353 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,922 You fat, lunkheaded fuck. 354 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,328 You lumpy loaf. 355 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,303 Oh, no. Oh, please. Oh. 356 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,670 Are you deaf? 357 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,341 I told you, boss, 358 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,377 I think he's one of them retards or something. 359 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,711 Shut the fuck up. 360 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,620 Oh, now you can talk, huh? 361 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,257 You know, I don't even know what the fuck you're saying. 362 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,793 But I see that you're not so fucking deaf after all, huh? 363 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,528 I think I'm gonna kill you anyway, you motherfucker. 364 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,566 Ah... 365 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,235 I got a better idea. 366 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,714 Did you know that ten percent 367 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,949 of the human race is left-handed? 368 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,600 Hey, hey, Bo... 369 00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,251 Hey, I wasn't done talking yet, Skid mark. 370 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,754 You know I hate it when you call me that, boss. 371 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,923 It's just Skid, sir. 372 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,360 I am so sorry. 373 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,895 Skid scum. 374 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,331 Guzzle ho, motherfucker, bitch hog. 375 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,532 Is that a little better? 376 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:36,968 Anyway... 377 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,239 I am left-handed. 378 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,608 And that means that I access the right hemisphere 379 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,611 of my brain, which means I am creative. 380 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,946 Hey, boss, Einstein was left-handed. 381 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,330 He's a genius. 382 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,716 There you go, I'm a motherfucking Einstein. 383 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,584 Yes, you are. 384 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,385 My cousin... 385 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,656 ...on the other hand, 386 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,459 is a two-faced, shifty, stupid bastard 387 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,794 who hasn't had a brand new thought in his mind 388 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,329 in a thousand years. 389 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:11,737 Now, what he doesn't know is I am an entrepreneur. 390 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,339 I've got the best acts. 391 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,709 That's right, boss. I got you the best in the world. 392 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,710 You didn't get me shit. 393 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,980 All you did was kidnap the ones that I wanted, 394 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,848 and I wanted the best of the best. 395 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,752 That's right, boss. 396 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,918 It's your time to shine. 397 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,760 Right you are, right you fucking are. 398 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,997 And don't you forget it. 399 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,042 ...report three convicts just broke out of the county lockup. 400 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,510 Authorities say they are considered 401 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,244 to be extremely dangerous 402 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,980 and advise everyone to stay indoors and stay locked up. 403 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,582 Oh, check it out! Popcorn. 404 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,651 Back to you. 405 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,652 Hello? 406 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,457 - Is anyone even here? - I don't know. 407 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,492 Donny, you're probably gonna have to pay for that, you know. 408 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,793 I'll let them know. 409 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,996 Man, this reminds me. 410 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,967 Me and her stayed at a hotel just like this. 411 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,537 Seriously, you're gonna get into that again? 412 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,439 It's like the same wooden top, too. 413 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,574 Just lay go, all right? Please. 414 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,343 I'm tired. I just wanna get to sleep. 415 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,877 Let me just chill for the night. It'll be good. 416 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,946 We got some brews. You know, it'll be fine. 417 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,915 - All right? - All right. 418 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,416 Seriously, dude, we need a room. 419 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,783 Hello? Hello? 420 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,520 Come on. 421 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,688 Hi, there, fellas. 422 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,756 You guys looking for a room? 423 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,358 I got all kinds of rooms. 424 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,126 Donny, how do you have this much energy? 425 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,095 I can put you in the presidential suite. 426 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:45,130 Oh, whoa. 427 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,315 Donny, you might wanna get out from behind there. 428 00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:49,501 There's chicks in this room. It's okay, don't worry. 429 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,536 I'm just checking vacancies 430 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,739 to see if I can save us some time. 431 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,710 Oh, there's chicks in that room. 432 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,914 Yeah, could I just get you to step over 433 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,549 to that side of the counter? 434 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,817 Oh. 435 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,786 Okay. 436 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,520 That side of the counter. 437 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,130 You guys need a room? 438 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,732 Uh, I guess two rooms, probably. 439 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,733 Yeah, just, yeah. 440 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,900 Just for tonight. 441 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,470 You guys need two rooms? 442 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:26,872 - Yes. - Guys, girls, just... 443 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,807 No, no, no. 444 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,876 I need... I need my own room. I need... I need my own room. 445 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,411 I need my... I need my own room. 446 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,544 I have money. 447 00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:34,679 Okay. What, you just got a hundred? 448 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,047 - Yeah. - Mellow out, Donny. 449 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,916 - I need... - Do you want two rooms or three? 450 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,117 - We're gonna get three. - It's all right, dude. 451 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,619 - Thank you. - All right. 452 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,500 - Here's a hundred. - Need someone to sign this. 453 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,465 Let's go, Donny. 454 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:54,666 Be the big dog, Donny. 455 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,169 No, no, I am the big dog, Donny. 456 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,471 That's right, Donny. 457 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,506 You're gonna get all up in that. 458 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:04,075 You're gonna get all up in Candy tonight. 459 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,915 One. 460 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,084 Two. 461 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,954 Three. 462 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,657 Ff... 463 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,992 Four. 464 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,564 Ff... 465 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,166 Fifty. 466 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,167 Ugh. 467 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,724 Ugh. 468 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:53,725 I need a brush. 469 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,627 My hair is awful. 470 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,662 I think I have one. 471 00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,164 Uh, I think Veronica has one. I'm gonna check her bag. 472 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,849 Ooh, la, la. 473 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,154 Oh. 474 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,656 Oh. 475 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,098 Gross. 476 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,866 You know where that's been? 477 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,867 Ugh. 478 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,770 Oh, my God, that's... 479 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,041 Ooh, I'm Veronica. 480 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,844 Hmm, he loves me. 481 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:46,845 Ew. 482 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,179 He loves me not. 483 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,614 He loves me. 484 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,183 - Ew. That's so gross. - He loves me not. 485 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:53,651 He loves me. 486 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,254 He loves me not. 487 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:59,558 She's been in the bathroom for a long time. 488 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,159 Let's get her out. Let's do it. 489 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,296 All right, come on. Come on. 490 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:07,132 Let's do this. All right. 491 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,866 Hey, Veronica! 492 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,103 It's me, your best friend. 493 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,639 I'm getting ready. Hang on. 494 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,874 Hurry up! 495 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:19,210 It's me, your best friend. 496 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:20,211 What's so funny? Why... 497 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:23,814 Like you don't have one. 498 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,320 You know how Scott's always walking around 499 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:29,654 telling those jokes? 500 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:30,655 Yeah. 501 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,307 I got a joke for him. 502 00:26:33,308 --> 00:26:34,726 I don't know if he'd appreciate the punchline, though. 503 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,161 - What? - His girlfriend. 504 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:39,164 - Ho. - Dude, I hate that girl so much. 505 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:40,632 I know. 506 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,768 Weird thing is, I've been thinking about them, though. 507 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:47,171 Thinking about, like, what? 508 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,074 Like, them doing it. 509 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,075 Screwing? 510 00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:51,910 Yeah, screwing. 511 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,745 Let's be honest. 512 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,313 Scott has been with some beautiful girls 513 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,348 in his time, right? 514 00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,215 We both know that. 515 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,183 Oh, yeah. 516 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,152 So why the hell does he put up with her shit? 517 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,287 I don't know. 518 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,155 Maybe it could be love. 519 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,727 Way to get all sappy on me, man. I don't think that's it. 520 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,997 Well, she comes from a wealthy family. 521 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,366 She's a real rich bitch. 522 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,000 I don't know, man. 523 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,681 I don't think Scott cares about that stuff. 524 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,670 Yeah. 525 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,306 Well, you know her dad's supposed to get him that job. 526 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,075 Oh, yeah. The job I've heard so much about. 527 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,778 Could you actually picture Scott selling insurance? 528 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,180 First of all, they would make him shave. 529 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,949 And then they'd probably dress him up in this suit, 530 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,466 with a matching tie. 531 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,467 And he'd have some pens sticking out of his pocket. 532 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,271 Oh, man. 533 00:27:37,272 --> 00:27:38,790 I feel like working on that song we were writing. 534 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,271 - All right, dude. Guitars? - Guitars. 535 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,365 One, two, three. 536 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:59,778 ♪ Now I'm trying to understand you ♪ 537 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:04,181 ♪ So understand me when I'm talking to you ♪ 538 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:08,319 ♪ Now I'm trying to understand you ♪ 539 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:13,725 ♪ So understand me when I'm talking to you ♪ 540 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,026 ♪ Da da da oh ♪ 541 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,397 ♪ Da da da oh ♪ 542 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,302 ♪ Da da da oh ♪ 543 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:30,107 ♪ Da da da oh ♪ 544 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:37,248 ♪ Can you feel the way I feel? ♪ 545 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,985 ♪ Is this real? ♪ 546 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:46,024 ♪ Can you feel the way I feel? ♪ 547 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:48,125 ♪ Is this real? ♪ 548 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:53,163 ♪ Da da da oh ♪ 549 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,899 ♪ Da da da oh ♪ 550 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,970 - Scott. - The rock stars. 551 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,070 What's up, man? 552 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,373 I gotta go. 553 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:03,557 I'll be white black. 554 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:04,743 - Hey, Trevor! - Yeah, what's up? 555 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:05,877 Let's go back 556 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,444 Looks like I'm outta here too, man. 557 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,389 "Theater of Thrills." 558 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,429 Huh, Donny is going to shit his pants when he sees this. 559 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:25,963 Oh, my, he's gonna freak. 560 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:34,005 - Hey. - Hey. 561 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:35,840 - You're Jay, right? - Yeah. 562 00:29:35,841 --> 00:29:37,342 - Casey. - Yeah. 563 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:38,943 I'm Veronica's cousin. 564 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,345 Oh, I didn't know. Cool. 565 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,213 I just had to come over and tell you 566 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,014 I really liked that song you played. 567 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,284 Thanks. Yeah, I've been working on it for a while. 568 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,318 - Oh. - Yeah. 569 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,887 Cool. 570 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,156 So, have you and the guys 571 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:53,024 known each other for a long time? 572 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:55,326 Yeah, actually we've been friends since high school. 573 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,428 But, uh, Trevor, the one I was playing guitar with, 574 00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,897 uh, we've known each other since we were kids. 575 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:03,467 Actually, we met at Scott's birthday party last year. 576 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,071 Oh, yeah. 577 00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:09,140 You were with someone. 578 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,275 - Yeah. - Girlfriend, maybe? 579 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,242 Ex-girlfriend. 580 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,163 I'm on this trip. 581 00:30:16,164 --> 00:30:18,983 I was dragged here to try to, I guess, like, forget about her. 582 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:22,219 It's just like every little thing reminds me of her. 583 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:27,125 I'm sorry, I'm just talking a lot. I'm just... 584 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:29,227 You're fun. 585 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,262 If it makes you feel any better, 586 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:34,599 I've actually been cheated on four times. 587 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,367 Four times? Damn. 588 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,902 You got me beat by three. 589 00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,004 Hey, there, buster. 590 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:40,939 I was just kidding. 591 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,474 So what was the last jerk's name? 592 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,176 Um, Sean. 593 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,178 Sean. Sounds like a real pussy. 594 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,951 He was. 595 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,352 He is. 596 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,322 So, did you at least get the T-shirt? 597 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,157 T-shirt? What T-shirt? 598 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,025 You know, the one that says, 599 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:04,162 "Some bitch broke my heart, and fucked me up good." 600 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:05,596 That one got held up in the mail. 601 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,501 See, it hurts when you let it hurt. 602 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:12,370 Yeah, like, that's the thing. 603 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,239 All I've been thinking about is, 604 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,907 what's the matter with me, and what did I do wrong? 605 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,245 No. There is something wrong with her. 606 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,213 Put it this way. 607 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,381 Everything happens for a reason. 608 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:34,341 We didn't realize 609 00:31:34,342 --> 00:31:36,661 that these gypsy white trash circus freaks 610 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,395 were eating human sushi. 611 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:43,333 They looked at us like we were a juicy rack of lamb. 612 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,467 Donny, come on, dude, 613 00:32:00,468 --> 00:32:01,988 you don't even know where you're going! 614 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,221 Hey, guys, you don't want to be late! 615 00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,025 I wanna find Mr. Guy That Bites The Heads Off Chickens and... 616 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,659 And the bearded lady. 617 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,297 My God, why are we here? 618 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,098 Bugs. I can't take this. 619 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,183 Seriously. 620 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,269 I'm hungry. I'm tired. What the heck? 621 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,704 She's ridiculous. 622 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,406 Yeah. She's something else. 623 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,717 Ladies and gentlemen, 624 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:36,020 children of all ages! 625 00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:39,424 Welcome to the greatest show under the big top. 626 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:42,593 The Theater of Thrills! 627 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,311 Me? 628 00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:59,637 Just a little bit hungry. 629 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,204 That kid just bit me, man. 630 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,547 Come on, let's get out of here, guys. 631 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,645 God, dammit. 632 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,517 Who needs you? 633 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,325 Donny was obsessed with this Candy girl. 634 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:25,563 She was a barefoot, inbred... 635 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,499 redneck product of a monkey fuck. 636 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,467 But we all wanted Donny to get laid. 637 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:36,540 When Trevor got bit by some kid, we all took off. 638 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:41,244 I was glad, 'cause it was creepy. 639 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,383 Then things got weird. 640 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,717 Really fast. 641 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,458 They're leaving? 642 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,496 Ugh. I do everything around here. 643 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,364 Jesus, man, what the hell was up with that? 644 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:01,766 I say we just get the hell out of here. 645 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,434 Guys, stop, where you going? 646 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,236 - Where are we going? - What's wrong, yeah? 647 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,305 What the heck's going on with that circus back there? 648 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,574 Oh, come on. It's just their sense of humor. 649 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,253 Don't be such a baby. 650 00:35:11,254 --> 00:35:12,932 Come on, we wanna invite you to dinner 651 00:35:12,933 --> 00:35:14,612 as our special guests just to make up for it. Yeah. 652 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:15,780 - I don't know. - Yeah, let's go. 653 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,315 - No, you know what? - I'm hungry. 654 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,716 Come on, I'm making something special for you. 655 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,718 Yeah, I guess, but, I mean, dinner and we're out... 656 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,554 - Dine and dash. - That works. 657 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:25,189 All right, Donny. We will stay. 658 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:26,557 Oh, come on. I mean, wait. 659 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,593 Wait, we can stay? 660 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,862 Oh, dude, thanks. 661 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:32,196 To complicate things, 662 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:34,564 these escaped petty armed robbers, 663 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,734 they were hitting, uh, places near the circus. 664 00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:01,859 Come on, Billy Boy. 665 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,361 Time's a wasting. 666 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,500 Ah, we should go get some beers, man. 667 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,335 No. We don't have enough time. 668 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,570 We'll get that cash. 669 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,673 We'll get that jacket you love. Jesus. 670 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,607 You do love that jacket. 671 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:19,911 All right, all right. 672 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,817 Oh, do you have to do that right in front of me? 673 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,486 What, is this scaring you? 674 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:29,587 What, with that little thing? 675 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,254 I don't think so. 676 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,799 What do you mean, hitting places near the circus? 677 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:48,206 They held up a tow truck shop and a gas station. 678 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,573 I think they were high on meth. 679 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:55,612 - Did you get that memo? - I'm so sick and tired of... 680 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:01,719 Yo, Moe. 681 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:03,888 What do you know? 682 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,890 Yeah, that's right. 683 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,691 I know you got the payroll. 684 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,401 Nice tits, bitch. 685 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,871 I'm not fooling around. Where's the money, fatso? 686 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:21,973 Fatso? 687 00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:23,541 Is that the best you've got, you creep? 688 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:24,909 Creep? 689 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,444 Creep. 690 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,614 Oh. What are you hitting me for? 691 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,281 Money's in the drawer. 692 00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:34,351 Ugh. 693 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:42,859 Yeah! 694 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:50,568 Hey, that's my jacket. 695 00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:51,936 Thanks. 696 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,938 What the heck, get off my fucking jacket. 697 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,720 Candy. 698 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,657 Hmm, Candy. 699 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:40,076 Oh, man, not again. 700 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,012 Ew. 701 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:03,868 Hey, handsome. 702 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,001 Nice hardware. 703 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,471 You wanna hook up? 704 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,874 Yeah, I wanna hook up. 705 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:14,512 So what kind of beers you guys got here? 706 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:17,515 Oh, man. We got the finest. 707 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,015 Roadkill Beer. 708 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,953 Hey, look at that. They got Roadkill Beer. 709 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,424 And Finger Lick 'ems, too. 710 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:30,694 You know what else is funny? 711 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,997 I just heard on the radio about some folks that look 712 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:36,166 just like y'all out murdering and killing folks. 713 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:39,837 That's funny. 714 00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:46,043 You think that gun's gonna scare me, boy? 715 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,578 This ain't the city. 716 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:48,813 Look, old man, we're not messing around here. 717 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,614 Yeah, me neither. 718 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,483 Just get him off of me! 719 00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:53,884 You think you freaks can come in here 720 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,886 and flash your guns on me like that? 721 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,020 You're wrong. 722 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,155 Get him off me, dammit. 723 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,123 Oh. 724 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,125 So much for hooking up. 725 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,060 Well, the offer's still on the table, baby. 726 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:05,528 No! Here's the offer. 727 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:21,011 Oh! 728 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:22,012 Hey. 729 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,016 Ooh. 730 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,084 Oh. 731 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,488 She... 732 00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:32,590 Ooh, wow. 733 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,692 What, me? 734 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,860 Yeah? 735 00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:38,028 Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Let me... 736 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,230 Oh, I gotta go get my... 737 00:41:39,231 --> 00:41:40,531 I gotta go get my shirt. 738 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,733 Hold on. 739 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:57,647 Candy? 740 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,118 Candy? 741 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,720 Oh, hey. 742 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:04,154 There you are. 743 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,189 Thought you got cold feet. 744 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,092 Oh, oh, no. My feet are hot. 745 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:11,028 Like, like, dirty hot. 746 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:14,864 Like, sweaty hot. 747 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,633 Come here. 748 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,904 I've got a surprise for you. 749 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:22,239 Oh, yeah? Surprise? 750 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,842 Have you ever had moonshine before? 751 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:27,311 Wait, you want me to drink your piss? 752 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:31,115 - No. It's moonshine. Try it. - Moonshine? 753 00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:34,018 Wait, won't this stuff make me go blind? 754 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,286 Give it here. 755 00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:45,162 Now try it. 756 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,564 You'll like it. 757 00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,565 All right. 758 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,106 Ah, ah. 759 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:58,008 That's not how you're supposed to drink it. 760 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,843 It's, it's good. It's good, though. 761 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,147 You're so cute. 762 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,952 You're beautiful, Candy. 763 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:11,055 Donny, do you like me? 764 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:13,223 - A lot. - Yeah. 765 00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:15,192 Do you want me? 766 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,027 Uh, yeah. 767 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:19,763 Yeah. 768 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,633 Why do you want me? 769 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:24,768 'Cause you're... 770 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,070 Look at you. You're just... You're everything. 771 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:28,739 Drink it. 772 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:29,873 I think I had enough. 773 00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:31,491 This is kind of... 774 00:43:31,492 --> 00:43:33,652 No, it will make you feel strong. 775 00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:36,647 What happened to your accent? 776 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:37,948 Don't worry. 777 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:42,119 I'm feeling kind of. 778 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,788 Oh... 779 00:43:58,303 --> 00:43:59,870 Are you okay? 780 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,237 Do you need to take a break? 781 00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:05,109 No. It's just hard bringing this stuff up. 782 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:08,712 I've been trying to forget it for the last four years. 783 00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:10,380 Are you okay to continue? 784 00:44:11,282 --> 00:44:12,415 Yeah. 785 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,763 Candy? 786 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,965 Candy, where am I? 787 00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:29,265 Hello? 788 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,938 Oh, no. No, oh, no. 789 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,372 What's that thing? 790 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,179 Candy? 791 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,181 What's going on? 792 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,183 Why are you wearing a wedding dress? Why am... 793 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,568 Shh. 794 00:44:48,569 --> 00:44:50,954 Honey, I'm here to make dreams come true, remember? 795 00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:52,056 No, no. No. 796 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,057 This is how you wanted it. 797 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:55,959 - No, no, no, no, God, no. - Yes! 798 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:01,465 Where are you going? 799 00:45:01,466 --> 00:45:03,767 Where are you going? 800 00:45:03,768 --> 00:45:06,470 Oh, no. No, don't, no, no. 801 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,340 Watch out, I gotta take a piss. 802 00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:32,822 Hey, Sarge, you wanna come up into my office for a quickie? 803 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:36,826 Ah. 804 00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:38,427 Hurry up in there. I need to take a shit. 805 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,069 Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, 806 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:48,172 his dick was only a centimeter. 807 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:50,107 All the fighting, killing, and blow, 808 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,276 and still his little bobo didn't grow. 809 00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:59,149 Oh, Sargey, Sargey. 810 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,584 Why are you so glum? 811 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:02,386 Oh, look, I was only pulling your leg. 812 00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:05,889 Hey, Sarge, how's it going? 813 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:08,258 Hey, you're looking good, man. 814 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,459 I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. 815 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,995 I am sorry. You know me, old Mr. Kharver, 816 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,097 sometimes I do speak before I think. 817 00:47:15,233 --> 00:47:17,034 You know, you're quite the cut of a man. 818 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,268 I really do appreciate that. 819 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:19,335 In fact, you know what? 820 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:20,404 I would have to say, you're a... 821 00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:22,105 You're a goddamn fashion plate. 822 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:24,575 Look at you with your plaid, and your... 823 00:47:24,576 --> 00:47:26,176 Oh, those are real buttons, aren't they? 824 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,544 And pockets. The whole thing. 825 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,379 I gotta say, and that denim, you know, 826 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:31,615 unlike that stupid son of a bitch motherfucker 827 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:33,032 that you work for. 828 00:47:33,033 --> 00:47:34,451 You know, that guy's got no imagination. 829 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,953 He's got no fashion sense. 830 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:37,354 In fact, Sarge, you know, I gotta wonder, 831 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,256 why the fuck do you work for that asshole? 832 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,926 You know what? I'm the one you should be working for, frankly. 833 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:45,529 Because, you know, I wasn't gonna tell you this, 834 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,464 but I got a surprise for you, Sarge. 835 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,299 Right in the trunk. You know why? 836 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,002 Because I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a visionary. 837 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:54,104 And I've got a real good sense of talent. 838 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,440 So, I want you to come over here and take a look at this. 839 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,575 Come on, Sarge. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 840 00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:00,010 There they are. 841 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:01,645 I tell you, Sarge, they're the flying phenoms. 842 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:03,480 They're the flying fallacies, I mean. 843 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,616 I don't give a bearded lady's ball sack what you call it. 844 00:48:05,617 --> 00:48:08,518 The fact is, they are under contract 845 00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:11,054 to Sir Duke Kharver. 846 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,958 Fuck you. 847 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,926 Hey, you son of a bitch. 848 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,096 You're missing a big opportunity, Sarge. 849 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:20,163 But of course, you wouldn't know that 850 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:22,199 if it kissed you in the ass. 851 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,167 You sucker. 852 00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:25,402 Ah, shit. 853 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:29,506 Oh, fuck, look what you made me do. 854 00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,308 You're gonna have a hard time on the trapeze, 855 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:32,609 missing that finger. 856 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:35,378 Ah, son of a bitch. 857 00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:41,985 - Yeah. - Oh, baby, it's a marathon. 858 00:48:41,986 --> 00:48:42,986 I hate to admit it. 859 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:55,365 Yes, oh. 860 00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:00,938 Oh. 861 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:03,019 Quit fucking around, Daddy says it's time for dinner. 862 00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:20,390 When we entered the train car, 863 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:23,693 there was something unnerving about it all. 864 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:31,535 Is Donny here already? 865 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,070 Donny's gonna meet us later. 866 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:34,371 He's with Candy. 867 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:36,105 Ooh. 868 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:57,026 Oh, we've been expecting you. Please sit and enjoy. 869 00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:03,532 Allow me to introduce you to my associates. 870 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,136 Sergeant Psycho. 871 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:08,738 You could say he does not play well with others. 872 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:26,156 And to my left, this is Bellevue Bob. 873 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,626 He's a real people person. 874 00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:52,581 I am not eating this. It's disgusting. 875 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:02,826 So, uh, what kind of clown are you? 876 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,831 Ugh, gross, dude. 877 00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:31,721 Excuse me. Where's the ladies' room? 878 00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:33,556 - Well, that's easy. - Shut it! 879 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,462 If you exit the train car, you go into the warehouse 880 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:39,595 and you'll find it. 881 00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:48,737 What? 882 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:59,315 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 883 00:52:50,902 --> 00:52:53,302 Man, Casey's been gone a while. 884 00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:59,175 I think I'm gonna go check on Casey. 885 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:16,860 I'm not feeling well. 886 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,528 Thank you, thank you. 887 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,562 Babe? 888 00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:22,532 Babe. 889 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,400 What? Why did she just run away? 890 00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:27,419 Well, that was quite rude. 891 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,620 Slit that bitch's throat and boyfriend pissed his pants. 892 00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:33,476 Hey, look at that window over there. 893 00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:35,345 That's a place we could stay. 894 00:53:35,346 --> 00:53:37,781 Oh, pull over. Pull over. 895 00:53:37,782 --> 00:53:40,549 Hey, we may be able to stay here for the night. 896 00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:49,993 What are you doing in here? 897 00:53:49,994 --> 00:53:51,460 I'm playing. 898 00:53:51,862 --> 00:53:53,363 Where's your mom and dad? 899 00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:54,530 They're right here. 900 00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:56,967 Why don't you come with me? 901 00:53:56,968 --> 00:53:58,634 And I'll help you find your mom and dad. 902 00:53:59,637 --> 00:54:02,472 So you're not alone. Come on. 903 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:03,807 I'm not alone. 904 00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:11,948 Hey, Daddy. 905 00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,250 Why, hello, dear. 906 00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:15,385 I made you something very special. 907 00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:17,653 Ah, a nice treat from my lovely daughter. 908 00:54:23,828 --> 00:54:24,828 Oh, my God! 909 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:37,040 Baby, you just gotta calm down. 910 00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:38,775 Scott, I'm not gonna calm down. 911 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,677 Seriously, will you just listen to me? 912 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:42,745 I'm trying, but you won't stop yelling. 913 00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:44,814 No, you're not listening to me. There's an eyeball in my soup. 914 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,650 - Just give me your key. - I don't have my key. 915 00:54:46,651 --> 00:54:47,628 Why don't you have your key? 916 00:54:47,629 --> 00:54:48,606 Because I don't have my key. 917 00:54:48,607 --> 00:54:49,586 You're supposed to carry my stuff. 918 00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:50,753 Shh. 919 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,625 This is all class. 920 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,459 Too bad it's all low class. 921 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:00,330 - You're screaming. Geez. - Because... 922 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,799 Just give me your key. That's all I want is your key. 923 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,302 Hey, guys. Having some problems? 924 00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:07,370 - Can you help us, please? - Sure. 925 00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:08,871 - There's... - What's wrong? 926 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,373 - There's these crazy people. - Babe, just relax... 927 00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:12,742 Stop telling me to calm down, Scott. 928 00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:15,445 There was a circus a little ways up the road. 929 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:16,801 Can you help us, please? 930 00:55:16,802 --> 00:55:18,157 She says there's an eyeball in her soup. 931 00:55:18,158 --> 00:55:19,516 - There was an eyeball... - I think she's overreacting. 932 00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:20,650 Do you have a phone we could use? 933 00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,352 - Sure. - Please. 934 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:23,553 You know what? Come on to my room, 935 00:55:23,554 --> 00:55:25,488 and, uh, you can tell me all about it. 936 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,822 Thank you so much. 937 00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,358 Company. 938 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:36,716 What? 939 00:55:36,717 --> 00:55:37,534 - Scott... - I think we're just gonna leave. 940 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:39,568 - I think we have the wrong room. - I think not. 941 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:43,505 There were these people living in this dark warehouse. 942 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:45,674 I couldn't see them. 943 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:48,610 But I could feel them. 944 00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,652 One of them grabbed Casey. 945 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:58,588 She got away, but they... They scratched her up. 946 00:56:02,426 --> 00:56:03,493 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 947 00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:07,596 Casey, what happened? 948 00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:10,867 I can't tell... 949 00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:14,253 What are you talking about? 950 00:56:14,254 --> 00:56:15,872 We need to get out of here right now. 951 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,742 - You're bleeding. - We need to get out of here. 952 00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,877 - What are you talking about? - They... 953 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,412 They attacked me. We need to get out. 954 00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:24,447 - You're not making any sense. - We need to go. 955 00:56:24,448 --> 00:56:26,015 We need to go. We need to go! 956 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,386 See? 957 00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:30,653 I told you. 958 00:56:30,654 --> 00:56:31,821 It's coming. 959 00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:33,889 Come on. 960 00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:57,413 Shit. 961 00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:01,784 It's fucking locked. 962 00:57:05,156 --> 00:57:06,655 I guess it's door number two. 963 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:10,559 What the hell? It's a dead end. 964 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,380 The door's locked. 965 00:57:14,381 --> 00:57:15,565 What do you mean the door's locked? 966 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,066 I mean, I can't open it. 967 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,734 - Jay, open it. - I'm trying! 968 00:57:25,576 --> 00:57:26,709 - Jay! - What? 969 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:27,710 The wall's moving in. 970 00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,778 Holy shit! 971 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:35,885 God! 972 00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:37,687 Dammit! God dammit! 973 00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:39,456 Fuck! 974 00:57:43,828 --> 00:57:45,694 Fucking thing jammed. 975 00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,238 Kate! 976 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,206 Kate! Kate, Kate, calm down. 977 00:57:56,207 --> 00:57:57,406 Shh, shh. 978 00:57:57,407 --> 00:57:58,608 Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate. 979 00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:00,076 Kate, calm down. 980 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:01,644 - I can't calm down. - Look at me, look at me. 981 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:03,213 - I can't calm down. - Look at me, just calm down. 982 00:58:03,214 --> 00:58:04,714 Calm down, okay? 983 00:58:04,715 --> 00:58:06,015 Just calm down. 984 00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,884 Just look at me. Look at me. 985 00:58:07,885 --> 00:58:10,053 Just calm down. We'll find help, all right? 986 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,403 We'll find help. 987 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:12,755 We're gonna take care of it, okay? 988 00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:14,524 We're gonna take care of it. 989 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:15,558 Just calm down. 990 00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:16,859 Let's find a phone. 991 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,161 Let's get help and get the fuck out of here, okay? 992 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,863 Okay. 993 00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:20,930 - You have to help us, man. - Please. 994 00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:21,865 - Do you have a phone? - Sure. 995 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,183 I'm gonna call you Legs. 996 00:58:24,184 --> 00:58:26,504 - Just get your hands off her. - Hey, hey, don't be a hero. 997 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,273 - Oh, thank God. - Jesus. 998 00:58:31,976 --> 00:58:34,010 Hey, guys. Welcome to the party. 999 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:37,096 Scott! 1000 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,647 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 1001 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:52,160 Jay, wake up. 1002 00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:56,198 Jay, wake up. 1003 00:58:57,902 --> 00:59:00,203 - Where are we? - I don't know. 1004 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:02,771 I don't know, but we gotta get out of here soon. 1005 00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:04,773 Let's go. 1006 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:10,313 - Are you okay? - Uh, yeah. 1007 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:11,681 Let's go that way. 1008 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,183 I think there's an opening up here. 1009 00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:16,285 Just go through it. 1010 00:59:22,860 --> 00:59:24,626 - Come on. - Let's go. 1011 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:28,998 We need to figure out a way out of here. 1012 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:30,332 Someone's messing with us. 1013 00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:33,136 There's gotta be a way out of here. 1014 00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:34,103 I don't think so. 1015 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:35,772 Wow, did you hear that? 1016 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:36,639 No. What? 1017 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,041 Shh. 1018 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,176 I don't think we're alone in here. 1019 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,682 I have a very bad feeling about this. 1020 00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:52,088 Oh, come on. 1021 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:55,090 Uh, eight-foot clown creature? 1022 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:59,127 You're not exaggerating a little? 1023 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:01,364 I told you you wouldn't believe me. 1024 01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:02,599 Shit. 1025 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:10,073 Goddamn, let her go! 1026 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,378 Let her go! 1027 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,778 Get off me! 1028 01:00:23,687 --> 01:00:24,687 Come on. 1029 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,067 It's gonna be okay. 1030 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,103 Donny's dead. 1031 01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:41,304 What are you talking about? 1032 01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,408 - He's dead. - What is she talking about? 1033 01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:47,043 They killed him, Scott. 1034 01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,711 Who killed him? 1035 01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:50,313 The clowns killed him, man. 1036 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,415 Look, you gotta help us, guys. 1037 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,417 They already killed one of our friends. 1038 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:56,252 They? Who the hell is they? 1039 01:00:56,253 --> 01:00:57,120 The clowns. 1040 01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:58,888 The clowns. 1041 01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,023 The clowns? 1042 01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:04,994 Smell my flower. 1043 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:07,797 They're gonna find you. 1044 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:09,032 And they're gonna kill us all. 1045 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:11,083 Find us? 1046 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,136 No, no. They can't find us. We cannot be found. 1047 01:01:13,137 --> 01:01:17,140 ...circus, and they cut my friend's fucking head off. 1048 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:19,208 I'll take care of this. 1049 01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:24,714 I gotta be doing everything around here. 1050 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:26,448 Clowns? 1051 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:28,184 I'm out here looking for fucking clowns. 1052 01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,118 Jesus Christ. 1053 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,170 Ha! 1054 01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:56,344 Ha! Got a load of these clowns. 1055 01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:59,894 There's not somebody really out there with a shotgun, is there? 1056 01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:03,885 He's just fucking with me, right? 1057 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:10,759 Unleash the hoard! 1058 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,489 Get off of me. 1059 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,900 - What are we waiting for? - Get outta here, guys. 1060 01:02:53,871 --> 01:02:55,838 Whoa. 1061 01:02:55,839 --> 01:02:57,440 There is a clown. 1062 01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:58,840 And he's juggling. 1063 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:01,543 I'm gonna make this fucker dance. 1064 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:10,319 Oh, my God! 1065 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,155 Scabs! 1066 01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:18,126 No! 1067 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:34,350 You're all right. Come on. 1068 01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:42,585 What are you doing? 1069 01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:43,853 Veronica! 1070 01:03:45,556 --> 01:03:47,189 Veronica! 1071 01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,429 Veronica! 1072 01:03:58,902 --> 01:03:59,969 Scott. 1073 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,170 Scott! 1074 01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:05,273 Scott! 1075 01:04:06,577 --> 01:04:07,610 Veron... 1076 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:14,984 That's a real side splitter. 1077 01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:16,252 Why aren't you laughing? 1078 01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:18,454 Scott! 1079 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:08,204 Did you hear that? 1080 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:09,237 Here, come on! 1081 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:17,546 Just stay quiet. 1082 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:27,123 What do you do when you're getting chased 1083 01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:28,357 by a hoard of clowns? 1084 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:29,959 What's that? 1085 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,960 Go for the jugular. 1086 01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,030 I'd go for the balls. 1087 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,665 Shut up, Wiggy. 1088 01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:38,534 Faggot. 1089 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,135 Fuck. 1090 01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:48,344 Whoa! 1091 01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:49,577 Oh, shit. 1092 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,124 Trevor! 1093 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,662 Jesus, where the hell were you guys? 1094 01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:08,331 - Where are Scott and Donny, man? - Dude, Donny's dead. 1095 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,366 - Shit. - Scott just ran off. 1096 01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:11,634 Oh, shit. 1097 01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:13,101 What about Veronica? 1098 01:06:13,102 --> 01:06:14,570 I don't know. They ran off into the woods. 1099 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:15,972 We haven't seen her. 1100 01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,406 Dude, seriously, where were you guys? 1101 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:19,375 Ever since I followed Casey to the bathroom, 1102 01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:21,711 - it's been fucking chaos, man. - What are you talking about? 1103 01:06:21,712 --> 01:06:23,179 We were being attacked by creatures. 1104 01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,313 I don't even know what they were. 1105 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,247 - What? - Yeah, dude. Creatures. 1106 01:06:25,248 --> 01:06:26,448 Dude, what's going on? 1107 01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:27,650 I fucking stabbed it in the fucking eye. 1108 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,151 - What? - Okay. Okay, okay. Look... 1109 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,652 We need a plan. 1110 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,154 Scott and Veronica might be back at the car, okay? 1111 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,023 I'd say that's our best bet, right? 1112 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,424 - No, no. - We gotta go back to the car. 1113 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,393 Are you insane? We're all gonna die! 1114 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:38,461 That's the only way out of here. 1115 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,030 No! No. We can't. Kate. 1116 01:06:41,031 --> 01:06:43,065 Casey, it's the only way. 1117 01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:44,767 We have to get back to the car. 1118 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:46,002 - Let's go. - Let's get out of here. 1119 01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:47,403 - We gotta go. - Come on. 1120 01:06:47,404 --> 01:06:48,738 Go, please go. 1121 01:06:48,739 --> 01:06:50,006 Just stay low. 1122 01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:52,340 Go, go! 1123 01:07:00,283 --> 01:07:01,616 See anything? 1124 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,256 I think it's clear back there. 1125 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:10,125 - Do you guys want to chance it? - Yeah, let's go for it, man. 1126 01:07:10,761 --> 01:07:12,193 Let's go. 1127 01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:23,072 Shit. 1128 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:25,241 Oh. 1129 01:07:25,242 --> 01:07:27,276 - Oh, God. - This is not good, man. 1130 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,480 Hold your weapon. 1131 01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:36,052 Go, go! 1132 01:07:36,053 --> 01:07:37,086 Hey, get a load of this! 1133 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:23,098 Run! 1134 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:28,838 Wait, the clowns didn't attack until the fat lady sang? 1135 01:08:28,839 --> 01:08:30,606 I know it's weird, isn't it? 1136 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:31,706 But it's the truth. 1137 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:24,326 Guys, wait. 1138 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:25,628 - Kate! - I can't breathe. 1139 01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:27,763 Kate, no! Get out! 1140 01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:29,497 Kate! Kate! 1141 01:09:32,235 --> 01:09:34,502 No! No! 1142 01:10:01,565 --> 01:10:03,432 Where are you, man? 1143 01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:05,300 Where are you? 1144 01:10:08,572 --> 01:10:11,207 Why don't you just finish the job, huh? 1145 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,675 Just finish the job already, you pussy! 1146 01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:47,509 I don't know how, but me and Casey 1147 01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:49,277 found a way out of there. 1148 01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:52,747 Come on! 1149 01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:55,817 Casey, come on! Let's go! 1150 01:10:58,622 --> 01:10:59,622 Come on! 1151 01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:02,558 We ran until daybreak. 1152 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,727 Made it to the highway. 1153 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,327 Flagged down a cop. 1154 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,933 Come on! 1155 01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,003 Come on, let's go! 1156 01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,274 Oh, my God, it's a cop. 1157 01:11:18,275 --> 01:11:20,275 Hey! Hey, hey! 1158 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:23,379 Hey! 1159 01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:28,384 Thank you. Thank God you're here. 1160 01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:29,718 Please help us. 1161 01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:31,053 Oh, shit, they're all fucking dead. 1162 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,888 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just calm down. 1163 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,523 - We can't calm down! - Someone killed all our friends. 1164 01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:36,992 - Someone's coming to get us. - You gotta help us. 1165 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:38,993 Well, get in the car. I'll call for backup. 1166 01:11:46,336 --> 01:11:48,570 Deputy Harris to base. 1167 01:11:48,571 --> 01:11:49,805 I got them. 1168 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,372 Bringing them in now. 1169 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,918 Turns out the cop was one of them. 1170 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:06,721 Brought us right back to the circus. 1171 01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:11,559 Okay. I... I think we need a break. 1172 01:12:12,395 --> 01:12:13,594 No. 1173 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,077 Well, then, I need a break. 1174 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:17,665 I need to finish. 1175 01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:21,670 Okay. 1176 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,939 When he brought us back to the circus, 1177 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:27,609 they locked me up in some old Civil War cages. 1178 01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:29,978 I don't know what they did with Casey. 1179 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,079 Until... 1180 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,782 They tied us up. 1181 01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:36,618 About two feet apart. 1182 01:12:36,619 --> 01:12:38,721 We were facing each other. 1183 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:39,722 With a chainsaw. 1184 01:12:40,090 --> 01:12:41,789 They chopped her up. 1185 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,992 I was covered in her blood. 1186 01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:48,630 They just kept laughing. 1187 01:12:48,631 --> 01:12:51,399 So they took her head and torso out of the room. 1188 01:12:53,002 --> 01:12:55,938 I got my hand free and got out of there. 1189 01:12:55,939 --> 01:12:57,705 This time I didn't go near the highway. 1190 01:12:59,376 --> 01:13:00,943 You ran through the woods again. 1191 01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:03,479 I ran for three or four days. 1192 01:13:29,172 --> 01:13:33,675 That was 85 miles from where you claim this circus was. 1193 01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:35,743 I must have passed out. 1194 01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:43,651 I woke up in hospital. 1195 01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:47,622 They took my clothes. 1196 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:54,163 Well, you were sentenced to 25 years to life 1197 01:13:54,164 --> 01:13:57,032 for the murder of Casey, 1198 01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,902 because they found two pints of her blood in your clothing. 1199 01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:02,204 I told all this to my trial attorney. 1200 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,006 They had me plead guilty. 1201 01:14:04,007 --> 01:14:06,175 Plea bargain deal. 1202 01:14:06,176 --> 01:14:07,843 Yeah, some deal. 1203 01:14:07,844 --> 01:14:09,978 The deal was to keep you off death row. 1204 01:14:09,979 --> 01:14:13,948 I bet they're eating backwoods hillbillies right now. 1205 01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:18,887 I think we have a pretty good chance for a retrial. 1206 01:14:18,888 --> 01:14:22,023 With your story and the fact that they never found the body. 1207 01:14:23,526 --> 01:14:24,993 Thank you. 1208 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:25,994 Thank you. 1209 01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:28,096 When they found the body 1210 01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,832 of that eight-foot clown creature 1211 01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,800 in the middle of my retrial, 1212 01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,768 yeah, that's when they believed me. 1213 01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:37,840 After my acquittal, I got as far away 1214 01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,908 from those southern back wood hillbilly clowns 1215 01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:41,910 as I possibly could. 1216 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:44,846 I'm confident there's no crazy clowns out here. 1217 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:58,527 Are you seeing this? 1218 01:14:58,528 --> 01:14:59,561 Yeah, fucking pull over. 1219 01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:00,928 This chick looks fine. 1220 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:08,604 What the fuck happened to your face? 1221 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:09,271 Holy shit. 1222 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,772 Um, my boyfriend hit me. 1223 01:15:10,773 --> 01:15:12,190 Um, I'm really worried, 1224 01:15:12,191 --> 01:15:13,609 I don't know how far away he is from here. 1225 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:14,809 But can you take me somewhere safe? 1226 01:15:14,810 --> 01:15:16,011 Yeah, he's fucking dead. Get in, get in. 1227 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,645 Thank you. Thank you. 1228 01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:19,747 Hurry. 1229 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:47,268 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1230 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:51,105 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1231 01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:55,176 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1232 01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:59,280 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1233 01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:05,153 ♪ We are coming to your town ♪ 1234 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:09,157 ♪ Judge, jury and executioner ♪ 1235 01:17:09,158 --> 01:17:13,228 ♪ Saints, sinner, salvation ♪ 1236 01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:17,065 ♪ What you're made of, what you are ♪ 1237 01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:19,635 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1238 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:21,069 ♪ Bright lights ♪ 1239 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:23,237 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1240 01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:27,242 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1241 01:17:27,243 --> 01:17:29,144 ♪ Good times ♪ 1242 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:33,114 ♪ You never live alive ♪ 1243 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:41,356 ♪ Welcome to the show ♪ 1244 01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:45,293 ♪ Who is ready to die ♪ 1245 01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:49,131 ♪ We've been expecting you ♪ 1246 01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:55,269 ♪ You better run so you can hide ♪ 1247 01:17:57,206 --> 01:18:01,309 ♪ You better run ♪ 1248 01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:02,344 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1249 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,745 ♪ You're gonna die ♪ 1250 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:21,263 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1251 01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:22,998 ♪ Bright lights ♪ 1252 01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:25,399 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1253 01:18:26,936 --> 01:18:29,371 ♪ Big top evil ♪ 1254 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:31,239 ♪ Good times ♪ 1255 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:35,843 ♪ You never live alive ♪ 1256 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:41,248 ♪ Let's take a ride ♪ 1257 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:48,823 ♪ Good night ♪ 1258 01:18:56,432 --> 01:19:01,203 Hello, boys and girls. 1259 01:19:01,204 --> 01:19:04,005 Welcome to... 1260 01:19:04,006 --> 01:19:07,275 Cirque Du Slay. 1261 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:12,514 Have fun. 1262 01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:14,850 ♪ I hope you didn't come here to play ♪ 1263 01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:18,887 ♪ 'Cause nobody plays games at Cirque Du Slay ♪ 1264 01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:21,289 ♪ Admission is free today ♪ 1265 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,392 ♪ Have a great time and enjoy your stay ♪ 1266 01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:26,261 ♪ The hills have eyes ♪ 1267 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,462 ♪ We have Mad Max ♪ 1268 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:28,997 ♪ Cut your air supporter ♪ 1269 01:19:28,998 --> 01:19:30,766 ♪ clubs ♪ 1270 01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:32,200 ♪ I'm the ringmaster ♪ 1271 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:33,751 ♪ Bring disaster ♪ 1272 01:19:33,752 --> 01:19:35,303 ♪ The whole family killers, yeah ♪ 1273 01:19:35,304 --> 01:19:36,371 ♪ Man, we crank ♪ 1274 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:37,939 ♪ If it ♪ 1275 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,474 ♪ Trevor, Scott, and Jay ♪ 1276 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:41,042 ♪ V is for Veronica ♪ 1277 01:19:41,043 --> 01:19:42,811 ♪ And Donny don't blame ♪ 1278 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:45,013 ♪ I hope you didn't come here today ♪ 1279 01:19:45,014 --> 01:19:46,381 ♪ Hoping to have a good time ♪ 1280 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:48,850 ♪ And go back your way ♪ 1281 01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:50,318 ♪ It ain't happening ♪ 1282 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,436 ♪ We kidnapping ♪ 1283 01:19:52,437 --> 01:19:54,556 ♪ We might go mangrove and start neck snapping ♪ 1284 01:19:54,557 --> 01:19:56,258 ♪ That's how we roll ♪ 1285 01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:57,492 ♪ We're sick people ♪ 1286 01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:58,894 ♪ Tear limb and body ♪ 1287 01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,529 ♪ Won't need a sequel ♪ 1288 01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:02,864 ♪ I hope you didn't come here to play ♪ 1289 01:20:02,865 --> 01:20:07,035 ♪ 'Cause nobody plays games at Cirque Du Slay ♪ 1290 01:20:07,036 --> 01:20:09,070 ♪ Admission is free today ♪ 1291 01:20:09,071 --> 01:20:12,808 ♪ Have a great time and enjoy your stay ♪ 1292 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:14,810 ♪ I hope you didn't come here to play ♪ 1293 01:20:14,811 --> 01:20:18,980 ♪ 'Cause nobody plays games at Cirque Du Slay ♪ 1294 01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:21,082 ♪ Admission is free today ♪ 1295 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:24,586 ♪ Have a great time and enjoy your stay ♪ 1296 01:20:28,357 --> 01:20:32,828 We all know you won't be leaving. 89211