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I need toknow who these people are.

Will you telllmy wife about us?

A what?

Qi!

Exactly who and where is Iris Nixon?

This is Charlie's creator = Jensen.

All we need to get the machine

is to enter an activation sequence.

I need you to wake Charlie up

or they are gonna kill me.

Say it. "I'm acop killer."

Sort of a diary.

Under no circumstances,

Or get their hands

Between 1953 and 1973,

Powerful psychedelics

obsessive-compulsives, depressives,

schizophrenics, convicts...

..and those suffering

These experiments showed

could reduce or even eliminate

the fearof death

..the anxiety she experienced

She couldn't bear the idea

All she'd ever felt or thought

As if she had never been.

So, I administered her enough LSD

At first, she saw terrible things...

..things of which

But I stayed with her.

And after passing

she let go her terror

and congregated with... the dead:

her father, her mother.

Upon her return,

The dead are all around 'us.

And I was holding her hand

Blimey. Are you OK?

Look at that.

They're literally

Are you ready for the off?

# Oh, lhere comes the day

# Comes the day

# Oh, lhere comes the rain

# On your parade

# There's a price to pay

# For a life of insincerity

# And you pretend

# That it doesn't matter

# And that you're not scared

# Oh, lhere comes that day

# Here comes that day

# Oh, lhere comes that rain

# On your parade #

Come lback |here!

Pull over!

Get out of the fucking car!

Get off me!

Where's your phone?

You can't do that.

Yeah? Why not?

Right.

I'm at the police station.

I need you help, Teo.

I need to get away

I'm really in trouble here.

There are police everywhere,

and you are the only way

And what exactly do

Drive me off the island, on a ferry,

Fuck you: That's not gonna happen.

There's an old watch tower.

Five miles from Cagliari.

Oh, Mr Baxter.

Yes.

Yes, I know your'daughter.

When was this?

Model and registration.

Hi! Is this Alfie Bird?

It'is. Who's this?

We've never actually spoken.

Very funny.

Is this Claire?

Do you have any idea how

I actually don't.

They all think they're hilarious

and they all think they're

Halff of them are blokes.

I've seen pictures.

I never really thought about that.

Doesn't matter. I'm leaving.

So, take a selfie, send it.

And have you plaster me

I wouldn't do that:

I don't believe you.

OK. Thanks for calling.

Alright, let's reverse the

I'm not sure I'd put

Ohino, I don't take it personally.

And that's fine.

But you want better content.

You want a billion views! Right?

Well, I can give you that,

I can give you the full story.

Why?Yes! And why!

No. No. I mean, why-

Because I told someone that if he

But he didn't listen. So now

I don't believe you.

No. But you want to, Iright?

I'm gonna send you a taster

Now, fair warning. If any of

you are gonna find me standing

with a razor inimy hand.

And I will slice off your oysters

and drape your guts around the room

You get me?

Yes.

Good. Because this is not cosplay,

This is real.

Uh, this iis real, right?

This is real.

I'm not=I'm not sure

That's what I'm trying to find out.

Meet me in Rome

Be there tomorrow. I'll call you.

It's OK to feel nervous, by the way.

Oh;, come on, youire only human.

Perhaps I was grown in a vat and

See that's interesting to me.

You consistently deny feeling things

Why do you do that?I'm not sure.

that I'm feeling something

No! I am not negging anyone,

Yeah, I.did a course.

I love him ‘and/I miss him

Charlie?

Jensen!

Oh yeah, suppose you/need him.

That I don't actually

Cos you wouldn't be able to think

He was kind, and thoughtful,

and he made brilliant people

and the rrest:of us

And I had to watch it all being

And yes, I want you to wake up

because I don't want people

But no, I aminot

And yes, I do actually

Cameron, I didn't mean to-

Ldidn't try...

I've just never had anyone

as Jensen is'to you.

..necessarily very good at.

That's true, lisnit it?

Why would I? You took a course.

No friends?

Um... No, not really.

Ever?

What about the rest of it?

Er, not to speak of, no.

I don't believe you.

..believe what you like.

But I don't understand

Oh, I completely agree.

It's a pretty desolate

But you'renot just your brain,

There's more than that.

Where?

Here.

Morning, everyone.

We are up and running.

Outstanding. Go team!

You met very briefly.

She's with us because

at solving puzzles.

Well, I.don't know about that.

At the moment,

And Charlie's password is in here.

And that's why Dia here,

To help me solve it.

Itiuses neuro=imaging to detect

anger, sadness, whatever.

Basically,

Because emotions can't lie.

So, the first problem:

See all these squiggles.

But at core,

Probably a book code.

Because book codes are almost

Unless you know the book

..something occurred'to me.

Why choose a diary?

I think you changed

Cryptographers call it

I mean, that's gottalbe hard, right?

So, every Monday,

You know, for a long time, I thought

You are far too cunning for that.

It's not a brain.

So, what can it be?

I wonder...

..the DNA sequence of

Which probably appealed

I mean;, using a DNA sequence

Because DNA's "the book of life",

It's working, Jensen:

Thank you for coming:

But we are concerned that

Anywhere she might try to hide.

Boyfriend?If only.

I'm sorry?

She knows we can trace her phone.

And she has a habit of...

And?

And I had a tracker

I see.

I'm sorry she got you

And now I am afraid, I don't know

In one hour a passenger ferry

I need to be onit.

You take meiin this.

Drop me at the Stazione Marittima.

And that's it. We're done.

I'm gone.

The Special Crime Authority

You'll be fine.

"Trust me"?

You're blackmailing me.

What more do you want me to do?

Just.get in.

What are we doing here?

Meeting someone.

Who?

Barbapapa.

Nothing. Sit tight.

OK, duty calls.

I'think I .got it.

The password?Yeah.Again?

Yeah, itllooks like coordinates.

Amazing. It'll wait. Do it tomorrow.

Come on. Stay with your friends.

127th time lucky...

OK; roll.She ain't.coming back.

Nope!

Whatever floats your boat.

Iris, what have you done?

=Attention. Emergency.

This facility will lock down

If youl can inot reach you designated

Attention. Emergency.

This facility will lock down

If youl can inot reach you designated

Oh;, my God!

What the fuck!

Attention! Emergency!

This facility will lock down

Attention. Emergency!

This facility will lock down

Access denied.

Oh, God.

20 seconds to full lockdown.

Access denied.

10 seconds to full lock down.

This facility is ini full lockdown:.

Why did you do it?

They were decent people!

It can't wake!

It must not get free.

Destroy the book. Burn it.

You're safe now.

The pplace is in/lockdown.

I'm so, so sorry. But you are safe.

Don't do that.

What's wrong with the machine,

Nothing.

I don't believe you.

Come on. PPlease.

Nothing. Do not take that book!

Iris, there is nowhere to go.

Don't leave, Iris. Iris, come back!

Come back! Come back here!

Take it and you are killing me!

How did you end up here?

He saw me hiding the briefcase.

And I tried to get it back.

So, I could hide it somewhere else.

What are you doing?

I told you. They're here for money.

And right now,

Hiyah.

Lovely day!

Nice to meet you, chaps.

Credit to your profession.

How'd you findime?

Well, they're police officers.

I mean, specifically.

Your telescope.

But, uh, there you were.

Oh honestly, don't feel lbad.

It's actually no-=it's-fucking=not.

How did you and I end up here,

Have Joy hide the diary while

So you could come back and/dig it up

Like woodlice under a bbrick. Yes.

It's not really that

Actually, you look like someone

Which makes you the intern, does it?

Obi-Wan, there.

Mrs Miyagi.

Dragged his body

set fire to him

Oh, well, Iris.

You had a half-arsed plan

Take it'on the chin.

Two three-=digit combinations.

Which imeans it's booby-trapped.

If T enter the wrong combination,

I don't know. Open it and see.

Well, it's not gonna be an

Acid then. Hydrochloric?

Which= No.

Well done, very good.

No- So, if I enter the wrong

No more diary.

if you don't mind.

Of ‘course not.

than you'd have everyone believe.

Well'then, you'dibe wrong.

Let's see.

Your birthday.

What wouldlit take to arrange

Money.Yes. But how much?

A hundred| thousand.

Seriously?

I have partners. And he's a cop.

Still "no™?

Still "no”.

Hey, don't move!

I honestly don't want this

But it's going to, unless Iris

without damaging the contents.

So do me afavour

Please do as he says.

That's not my name.

And I'm sorry, Teo, I really am.

..he cannot be allowed

Don't do this'to him.

That's not my name. And shush now.

Is this actually what

Or is this just another lie?

Let me know when

Because you are putting yourself

And you are?

No!

Please stop! Stop! Leave him alone!

She's right. Stop!Please!

How can you not care?

That is not true!

Oh, for God's sake, Cameron.

Everything's not fine!

Pull the trigger or donit.

Infinity minus one, Joy.

Oh, that is such bullshit, Joy!

It's just a position she takes.

I can assure you she very much does.

Miss Brook. Please don't killime.

You do it.No!

OK; wait! Stop! Just stop! Alright!

Can everyone just shut up for a

If anything happens to the contents

Yes. Money. Yes. Is that clear?

Yes, sir. Very clear.

Left side:

Zero. Zero. Zero.

Right side:

Wait!

Iris.Oh, for God's sake, Cameron.

Show me.

Was that meant for me?

I didn't want anyone to open it.

Oh, God.

Kill me, you don't get iit.

You hurt Joy, you don't get it.

Alright, Joy.

Sorry and all that,

No! Miss Brook!

Joy, I'm afraid you're

I'll come andiget you, I promise.

Get rid ofit!

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