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Look, what if we just, like, take a deep breath, sleep on it tonight, and

tomorrow take you out to a nice lunch and we talk about it there?

What do you mean you're not happy? You're done?

Like, that's it.

You're throwing it away.

Everything that we have.

Oh my god.

Alright, well obviously you've made up your mind.

No talking sense to you, I guess.

Alright.

Alright, bye.

Hey, Joey, are you okay? Oh, hey, yeah, it's so good to see you. Good to see

you. I thought you would have left by now.

Oh, no, just, you know, I don't really want to talk about it. It's kind of

embarrassing. Are you sure? That sounded kind of intense.

Yeah. You just want to talk to.

I mean, I would like to get off my chest, but it's super embarrassing.

stop. We've been friends for how many years now?

You know, you can tell me anything.

Could we at least, like, go inside and talk about it? Yeah, yeah, of course.

Let's go.

Thank you. Of course.

So, I thought everything was good between you two.

She just told me she's done.

I mean, why though? You were always such a good boyfriend to her. I mean, I've

been on dates with you guys. You took her out. You paid for everything.

You treated her nice.

Yeah, but...

I've had this poem before, but it's back in high school.

I'm so embarrassed to say this, but... I mean, what kind of problem, Joey?

Well, my dick.

She says it's too big.

Wait, what?

Yeah, she said that, you know, just a little bit of sex and she's out of

commission for like a week.

Wait, well, hold on. Joey, we've been friends for... You have a dick that big

enough to make a girl break up with you?

Yeah, she just did.

And you said you've had this problem before.

Yeah, in high school.

You know, I just thought it was because maybe we were younger and the girls

weren't used to it. But now, as an adult, like, I mean, she's like 28 years

Like, what am I going to do?

Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe this keeps happening.

You know, I think I have an idea, Joey.

What, you're going to talk to her for me? She totally loves you. Like, that's

why she would let you go on dates with us and stuff. I'm probably not that. She

was so listening. What?

I mean, she can't handle your size, you know? Not every girl can.

What you need to do is find someone who can handle what you're working with.

You know, every day. Not just, like, once a week.

That'd be hard to do. Like, who am I going to find that, like, maybe take me

a test drive and then see if she can handle it so this doesn't keep

Well, I think what we should do now is you should show me your dick.

We've been friends for like five years. I know.

That's why you can be comfortable with me.

I need to see what we're working with so I can know what girlfriends to

recommend.

It's kind of embarrassing.

Joey, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. I've seen plenty of dicks.

And you know what? Wait. Do you think this would help?

Yeah, it is kind of working.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take it out.

Okay.

Oh, my God, Joey. You're huge.

Well, thank you.

Yeah, I mean, you're pretty thick.

Not every girl can handle someone this size.

What are you doing?

I mean, I just want to, like, feel it.

Okay. You know, I think I might have someone who can take all of this.

Really? Who?

Well, I mean, I could.

I really didn't see our friendship going this way. We've been best friends for

how many years now?

Like five.

Why not?

Does this not feel good?

I

promise,

sex will be a lot better with a girl who can take it all.

I'm excited to find out.

I don't know how many times I pictured you naked like this.

I just never thought it would happen.

Oh my

gosh,

you are pretty thick.

Oh my god, you're so big.

You fill up my mouth so nicely.

Yeah, my girlfriend, I mean my ex -girlfriend would never suck my dick

this.

Some girls just can't handle it.

Like your balls, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your mouth is so good.

Oh, it's so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. You swallowed that freaking car. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe we've been friends for years.

We've never done this.

Oh,

yeah.

It's so good, you suck on my balls, oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

It's not good yet, I swear.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that fucking pretty little mouth feels so good.

Oh, frog.

Oh, my God.

You like when I make it nice and sloppy, don't you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, if I knew my best friend gave head like this, I'd have asked you earlier.

Can you handle it? I think I can, yeah.

I'm about to stretch that fucking

pussy out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You're so big.

Oh, fuck yes. Oh, you feel so fucking good.

Oh, fuck yes. Just

like that.

Oh, my

God.

This is even better than I imagined.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Just like that.

Just like... Oh, fuck.

All right, there.

Uh -huh.

Just like... Like that.

Oh, God.

Your big cock is stretching.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

Oh, fucking pussy. It tastes so much better than a girlfriend.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Whoa.

So fucking tight.

You just need someone who can handle how big and thick you are.

You do take it so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

I wish I knew how...

I'm going to clean myself off.

Water going in and out of that type of thing.

Yeah.

I love to watch myself take every inch of your thick cock.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm going to feel that pussy, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

See that?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

just like that. Just like that.

Oh, fuck. Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck. Oh, yes.

Go ahead.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. It's so good when you rub it on me. Yeah, I like that.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, it's so tight.

Oh, fuck. Uh -huh.

Oh, just like that.

Mm -hmm.

you've done me up so nicely.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my fucking God.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yeah,

you take that cock way better than my ex. Yeah. I told you, you just need

someone who can handle it.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God,

we should have done this forever ago.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You want me to come on your cock again?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, don't stop. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm coming. I'm coming all over your cock again. Oh, my

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love how big you are.

Just like that.

Just like

that. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Just

that. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.

Just like that.

You like watching me play with myself, right?

Yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Uh -huh.

Oh, God, you're so thick. I can barely fit my feet or something.

Why don't you come right this way? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I bet you feel so good, mate.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. Just like that. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Fucking Christ.

God, you're stretching me out so nice.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. I love feeling every

inch of it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I love to sleep, guys. I love to sleep.

Fuck! Isn't sex so much better with someone who can handle it?

You really take that cock so well.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you write it so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love my best friend's pussy.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck

me.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

I need it. I need it. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

This is so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

You're scratching me out.

Yeah. Oh, I love feeling every inch of your big, big cock like this.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Right there, just like that. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. You feel so fucking good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

I love that. Why don't you turn around?

Yeah. Yeah, turn around.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Fuck, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Just like that. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck, Julie. Oh, my God.

I don't know.

Fuck, your car feels so good. It feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. I'm going to come again.

Oh, please don't stop.

Oh, fuck.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

please. I need it. I need it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yes.

Fuck me.

It feels so fucking good.

Here, make that fucking pussy come over here. Oh, it's just to make me fucking

cum again.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my God. I'm cumming all over your fucking thick cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Fuck me.

Fucking God.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck, yes.

Oh, God.

Just take that. Just take that.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You're stretching me out so much. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You're stretching me out so much.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Just take that. Oh, please. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck me.

Let me ask you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. How would I come?

How would I come over your fucking face? Yeah, get down on your knees. Get down

on your knees.

You're all over my face.

God, I need it so bad. Oh, fuck, yeah.

So you can handle it every day every day