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[English subtitles are available]
Mashuai,
let me teach you
a business banquet tip.
Yeah, write it down.
Okay.
When discussing business
at the restaurant you often go to,
and when you're almost done,
order a bottle of wine and leave it there.
You know what I mean.
Next is the packing method.
When eating out at a restaurant
and after you see off all the guests,
you can
pack a set meal
by the way
and take it back for yourself or your family.
Pack it up.
I get it.
So you can take advantage of the company.
You can't say that.
The company also does it to us
the same way.
That's at most
a mutual thing.
About the comments I just made,
after you go back from work,
correct
and submit it to me tomorrow morning.
[Packing]
♫The subway will leave at 8:47♫
♫I only have three minutes♫
♫I run at the speed in the race♫
♫I make it at the last second♫
♫The team leader says you keep going♫
[Anger]
[Project]
♫I'm a great young man♫
[Planning]
[Future]
[Prospect]
♫I have my big dream♫
[Tianran]
[Well-spoken]
♫How can I spend my life♫
♫Working for someone else♫
♫ I'm a great young man ♫
[¥0]
♫Though I'm empty-handed♫
[Spending list]
[Life]
♫Don't underestimate me♫
♫I was born in the Year of Dragon after all♫
♫Stand up and be a great young man♫
[Great Young Man]
♫Don't be a wimp, you guys♫
♫Only those who are tasteless will waste my talent♫
[Work]
[Good day to cheer up]
[Episode 11]
[Monday Syndrome]
[Yixin Apartment]
[Yixin Apartment]
[Sunday 23:57]
Li Tianran.
Li Tianran.
Li Tianran, there are three minutes left.
How long have I been sleeping?
Three hours.
I've finished mine.
Now all that's left is yours.
I gotta go.
See you later.
Tianran.
[Tianran, we have to synchronize the new product sales strategy and progress at tomorrow morning's meeting, have you finished it?]
We have to synchronize the new product sales strategy and progress
at tomorrow morning's meeting
have you finished it?
Li Tianran.
[Tianran, we have to synchronize the new product sales strategy and progress at tomorrow morning's meeting, have you finished it?]
[Tianran Li, we have to submit the new product budget report on Monday.]
[You said you'd submit it on Monday. Make it on time.]
We have to submit the new product budget report
on Monday.
Make it on time.
Tianran.
[Tianran, I'm sorry, it's an emergency, please check the data for the industry analysis again]
[make sure you don't make any mistakes, and get it to me tomorrow morning.]
I'm sorry.
It's an emergency.
Please check the data
for the industry analysis again.
Make sure you don't make any mistakes
and get it to me tomorrow morning.
Thank you for your hard work.
Tianran.
[Tianran, I'm sorry, it's an emergency, please check the data for the industry analysis again]
[make sure you don't make any mistakes, and get it to me tomorrow morning.]
[Tianran, what do you think I should wear on Monday?]
What do you think I should wear on Monday?
Tianran.
[Tianran, I'm sorry, it's an emergency, please check the data for the industry analysis again]
[make sure you don't make any mistakes, and get it to me tomorrow morning.]
[Tianran, Monday, you must…]
Monday, you must…
Tianran.
[Tianran, what do you think I should wear on Monday?]
[Tianran, Monday, you must…]
[Tianran]
Tianran.
[Tianran, Monday, you must…]
[Tianran]
[Tianran]
[Tianran Tianran]
Tianran.
Tianran. Tianran.
[Be strong]
Tomorrow is Monday.
So I need to go to bed early today.
If I fall asleep now, I still have
eight hours of sleep.
Sleep.
I can sleep for 7 hours and 59 minutes.
Sleep, sleep.
[Countdown to wake up]
[Countdown to wake up]
7 hours and 58 minutes of sleep left.
7 hours and 55 minutes.
I still have some time to play with my phone.
What's wrong?
Nothing is good.
What are your symptoms?
Dizziness.
Chest tightness and shortness of breath.
I'm fine if I don't talk about it.
Now that I mention it, I can't breathe.
Have you had similar symptoms before?
Yes.
Last week.
The week before last week.
And the last week before that.
I... I wrote down all of them.
November 14th.
November 21st.
And November 28th.
The 14th, the 21st, and the 28th.
[Calendar]
What about the other times?
The rest of the time is fine.
Isn't it strange?
Every attack happens on Monday.
This is a typical Monday syndrome.
Monday Syndrome?
It's a psychological illness that develops
as the anxiety about work that is accumulated
through Saturday and Sunday,
along with the panic of not being able to
complete the workload last week,
are catalyzed by Monday's regular meeting,
which leaves you the burden of punching in on time
for the next five days.
Is it?
Tianran.
Mr. Yu.
I'll be done soon.
Wait for me.
Tianran, look how sick you are.
It's so hard.
It's okay, I can hold on.
I'm supposed to
let you go back and have rest.
But we can't live without you at work.
Don't say I'm stingy.
Listen.
Let's talk after the work's done.
Okay?
Okay.
Didn't the doctor say when it would get better?
The doctor said
I'd get better on Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Tianran, give me the phone.
[Date and time]
[Set the date]
[Time Tuesday]
Tianran.
It's Tuesday.
Better yet?
Much better.
One of the symptoms of Monday syndrome
is chest tightness and shortness of breath.
Symptom number two
is forgetfulness.
Are you sick?
That's right, Monday syndrome.
Then get some rest.
Take care of yourself.
Tianran.
Are you sick?
Yes, I just said that.
Monday Syndrome.
Then get some rest.
Take care of yourself.
Tianran.
Are you sick?
Chihuahua, your takeaway.
Coming.
My takeout has arrived.
Takeout?
Mr. Ji has ordered takeout twice
and assigned the same job three times.
He's even asked about my illness
for nine times.
Have I eaten yet?
This Monday…
I'm too tired.
No, I'm too tired.
We share the same illness.
The third symptom of Monday syndrome
is lack of concentration.
Why hasn't my milk tea arrived yet?
His has arrived.
Forget it.
Let's revise the program.
Revise the program.
Fan Sisi ordered take-out this morning,
swiped through Weibo and WeChat Moments.
The number of times she lit up and turned off her phone
is 74 in total.
The length of time she spent fidgeting with her pen
is 47 minutes.
She dropped the pen 23 times,
18 times on the table
and 5 times on the floor.
Symptom 4
is easily getting irritable and angry.
The deadline is made
very clear.
Next Monday.
[Planning Department 3]
Next Monday.
N-e-x-t M-o-n-d-a-y.
Since we set a time,
what's the point of setting a deadline
if you keep pushing?
Everyone is so grumpy today.
I met Mr. Yu this morning.
He had serious road rage.
What are you honking for?
Fly over if you can.
How could you talk like that?
I mean.
Can't you just give way?
Ill-bred.
A good dog doesn't block the road.
Don't you understand?
Fortunately, I'm easygoing.
Mr. Yu got angry with a total of 17 people
from the road to the office.
Three of them were scolded twice.
One was scolded four times.
Director Yao said
98 words in the morning,
among which 85 is CET-4 level
and 13 is CET-6 level.
Bai.
[Planning Department3]
[Planning Department 3]
Ji, wake up.
Wait.
Where is my yawn?
How come it's gone from me?
This is the fifth symptom of Monday syndrome,
sleepiness and weakness.
[Planning Department 3]
Director Yao,
is Tianran in there?
Yes, he's in there.
What's wrong?
Mr. Yu asked me to tell him
that he has five more assignments this week
and two expedites.
How can that be?
Can't you see how sick Tianran is?
And you're still giving him assignments?
How can you bear it?
Then I'll tell Mr. Yu
that Tianran is sick and can't finish it.
That's even worse.
The task assigned by the Head
must be very urgent.
We can't delay a minute.
Then, what should we do?
Why don't you do it for Tianran?
No, no.
I can't.
I still have 10 tasks
this week.
You are a young man.
If you don't put some pressure on yourself,
how can you bring out your potential?
[Planning Department 3]
Finish all these tasks
by next Monday.
Come on.
And this one is from me.
Come on.
[Planning Department 3]
Come on.
No, no, no.
I... I... I...
I have 15 assignments, 5 expedited.
Director Yao.
I can't.
I... I...
[Gaofa Technology]
Everyone, I call this meeting
mainly to inform you of
Monday Syndrome.
[Gaofa Technology]
According to my statistics,
Mr. Yu yawned
a total of 29 times in the morning.
He yawned while stretching
nine times.
[Director Yao spoke 98 English words]
[Mr. Yu yawned 29 times]
And six yawns were halfway through
and then were forced to retract themselves.
Seven times the sound was made.
And twelve times the mouth was half open and half closed.
[Planning Department Statistics]
I didn't write it down here.
It's well known
[Gaofa Technology]
that the yawn
is contagious.
You should have heard of it, right?
[Gaofa Technology]
According to my observation,
Mr. Ji
was the first to yawn in the morning.
Then it started to spread…
[Planning Department Statistics Report]
in the office.
By my count,
four people were supposed to yawn.
Four people actually yawned.
The actual number of yawns was
121 and a third times.
End of report.
One-third is…
Yes, one of Mashuai's yawns
[Planning Department Statistics Report]
was stopped by his self-pinching
in the middle.
It's one-third times.
I heard that you have Monday syndrome too?
[Planning Department Statistics Report]
Too?
We've all had it. Don't stress about it.
I just didn't expect
that energized as you, can get it too.
It's a painful disease.
[Gaofa Technology]
Guys,
since we've all had it,
we have to pay more attention to it.
In my opinion,
the Monday Syndrome
is just the beginning.
In the future, we'll have…
Mr. Zheng.
[Gaofa Technology]
Mr. Yu, I have a new idea
[Planning Department Statistics]
for R&D trends of the new product.
[Gaofa Technology]
WeChat ringtone phobia
and the clock-punching machine hallucination syndrome.
Do you get it?
So many diseases,
how to cure them?
[Planning Department Statistics]
I don't know about that.
I just do the statistics.
I'll go get some air.
Tianran, wait for me.
[Gaofa Technology]
[Gaofa Technology]
My name is written here.
Why don't you read it?
[Gaofa Technology]
I'm screwed.
I'm dead.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm sorry, everyone.
My first client was 10 minutes late.
So every client after him
was 10 minutes late.
I'm really sorry.
Um…
[Gaofa Technology]
The meeting is over?
I still have a product review report,
the new product packaging program meeting.
[Gaofa Technology]
and new product color setting now.
Tianran,
If you feel so hard
every Monday in the future,
what should you do then?
It's okay.
Seven hours to go.
Just hang in there.
Do you have no symptoms at all?
No.
And I like Mondays.
I'm always busy on Mondays.
It's the most fulfilling
and rewarding day of the week.
How is that possible?
Tianran.
Why do you think you are so afraid of Mondays?
Maybe Monday is
the most fulfilling
and the most hopeless day.
I understand.
You dread Mondays so much
because you have no expectations for Monday.
Who would have expectations for Mondays?
I do.
Not only me,
our family looks forward to Monday
since Friday night.
Dad.
It's still 48 hours
before the stock market opens.
Why don't we go have dinner first?
Son.
You can trust me.
Our market capitalization
will soon exceed Gaofa.
Tianran.
Why don't you try too?
Don't waste it.
[Planning Department 3]
Good morning, Director Yao.
Good morning, Mr. Ji.
Good morning.
My dear colleagues.
Tianran.
You came so early.
It will only get earlier.
Today is Monday.
That's right.
What's wrong with Monday?
You didn't bring an oxygen tank?
Not only did I not bring an oxygen tank,
I'm about to
embrace my financial freedom.
So impressive.
Of course.
It's 9:30.
I gotta go.
[Stock name: Ge Jiu Lai] [Stock code: 888888]
See?
Let's go, let's go.
It's a must.
Wait.
Tianran.
Tianran.
Mashuai.
Wait a minute.
Mashuai, get the…
What?
Oxygen tank.
Oxygen... oxygen... oxygen...
Where is it?
It's right here.
Get it for me. Come on.
Get it for me. Quick.
I'll take you there.
No, you go.
Hurry up.
All right.
At least your Monday syndrome is gone.
I don't know
if my Monday syndrome is gone.
But my money is definitely gone.
You should have considered the stock performance
and not just buy whatever you want.
No way.
I can't go on like this.
I'm telling you.
I can lose the money.
But I have to fight
the Monday Syndrome.
Do you really want to cure it?
Yes, I do.
At all costs?
At all costs.
Okay.
Look at this.
[Workers' Specialist Hospital]
Is it reliable?
[Monday]
[Today, Monday]
Say goodbye to Monday.
[Today, Tuesday]
Farewell to Monday Syndrome.
[Work]
Workers
[Work]
don't need to return home from work.
[Worker Specialist Hospital]
[Still Wednesday]
Worker's Hospital,
[007 Blessing Initiation Advocacy Association]
your Choice of Blessing.
[Thursday]
[007 Blessing Initiation Advocacy Association]
Our hospital is co-sponsored by
[Friday]
[Global Boss Alliance]
007 Blessing Initiation Advocacy Association,
[Saturday]
[Mutual Aid Association for Unpaid Overtime]
Global Boss Alliance,
and Mutual Aid Association
[Sunday]
for Unpaid Overtime.
[Work]
Guys,
since I tried
007 working day mode,
I no longer have the Monday syndrome.
I feel like I'm full of energy now
because Monday and weekend
are the same to me.
I'm full of energy.
I'm full of hope.
I'm going to put all my energy
into my work.
No need.
As you can see,
this method seems to work for Li Tianran.
So I decided that in the future, our department
will also adopt the 007 work system.
That's it.
[Day 14]
Tianran.
Can you save me some worries?
Every time
I see you faltering in the workplace,
I'm really anxious.
I can't.
What's wrong with me?
Ms. Wu has an anxiety disorder.
She can't see things staying on the edge.
Am I on the edge?
I'm...
Mr. Ji, the meeting this afternoon…
Mr. Ji is suffering from narcolepsy in meetings.
Whenever he hears about a meeting
or step into the meeting room,
he'll immediately want to sleep.
Okay, then I'll go to the meeting
this afternoon…
You can go.
It's so serious.
I just recovered.
And Mr. Ji has narcolepsy.
Ms. Wu is suffering from what?
Anxiety disorder.
Anxiety disorder.
Ms. Fan already has always had an allergy to overtime.
It seems that now the only normal people in the office
are you and Bai.
Mr. Ji is suffering from narcolepsy in meetings.
Whenever he hears about a meeting
or step into the meeting room,
he will immediately want to sleep.
I know.
You just said that.
Did you say that?
Then what I want to say should be
Ms. Wu has an anxiety disorder.
She can't see something staying on the edge.
She's ill too.
Department 3
is destroyed.
Amnesia.
What
Under the management of Mr. Yu,
Planning Department 3
is suffering from a serious workplace disease.
Under Mr. Yu's management,
Planning Department 3
is suffering from a serious workplace disease?
That's right.
Under Mr. Yu's management,
Planning Department 3
is suffering from a serious workplace disease.
Under the management of Mr. Yu,
Planning Department 3 is suffering from a serious…
The chairman of the board attaches the most importance to
the mental health of employees.
Ask HR
to do a questionnaire survey of Planning Department 3.
Okay, Mr. Zheng.
I'll have HR
to do a questionnaire survey of Planning Department 3,
especially Mr. Yu.
What's going on?
Why do I keep repeating his words?
And he keeps repeating my words.
Workplace illness.
Impossible.
[Planning Department 3]
There are only four of you here.
It's Saturday.
Um...
Ms. Fan had a bad allergy.
She went home to rest.
Director Yao just called and said
he had hallucinations
and went to see a doctor.
Bai is good.
But he's with the clients.
Four is fine.
[Planning Department 3]
This is a mental health questionnaire.
One for everyone.
Do it.
Mental Health Questionnaire?
Didn't we do one last month?
Just because you were healthy last month
doesn't mean this month you're also healthy.
There's no harm in doing it often.
[Planning Department 3]
And I heard
that you've been working very hard lately.
Mr. Zheng is very concerned.
Here's yours.
Mental Health Questionnaire?
Didn't we do one last month?
Just because you were healthy last month…
I think I just said that.
You have to finish the questionnaire first.
[Planning Department 3]
Li Tianran.
I heard that you have Monday syndrome.
It's a serious disease.
If you have any problems,
tell the company.
The company will let you take a leave of absence.
I've recovered from it.
But I would like to advise you.
You're sitting at Ms. Fan's workstation.
She has an allergy. It's contagious.
Is that true?
I don't believe it.
I haven't set it up yet.
Secretary Cui.
Secretary Cui, are you okay?
You can't get hurt.
If you get hurt,
who will serve Mr. Zheng?
What if Mr. Zheng blames someone?
Did Mr. Zheng go to work today?
How is Mr. Zheng doing recently?
I heard that Mr. Zheng
often calls you in the middle of the night.
You are quite hard, right?
Tell Mr. Zheng
not to get too tired.
Tell him to get more rest.
How is Mr. Zheng doing recently?
Mr. Zheng…
Mr. Zheng's body…
[Gaofa Technology]
Mr. Zheng is a…
Mr. Zheng…
Secretary Cui?
[Planning Department 3]
Done?
Done.
Although there are only four people,
they should suffer
the most serious illnesses.
Why are there only four people?
Did you not finish it?
Yes, I did.
Although there are only four people,
they should suffer the most serious illnesses.
Secretary Cui.
You just said that already.
What's wrong with you?
Why do you keep repeating yourself?
How did you become like this
after a trip to Planning Department 3?
Do you still know who I am?
You are Mr. Zheng.
Mr. Zheng, it's done.
Although there are only four people,
they should suffer the most serious illnesses.
All right.
I got it.
You can go out now.
Yes, Mr. Zheng.
I'll have HR
do a questionnaire survey of Planning Department 3,
especially Mr. Yu.
What?
Poor Secretary Cui.
I think she's infected by Planning Department 3.
This seems to be a serious problem.
Brother-in-law.
I have something very important to report to you.
Planning Department 3
is spreading workplace infections
all over the company.
Even my secretary has been infected.
The situation is very serious.
There are all kinds of overtime allergies,
work anxiety disorder,
forgetfulness at work,
sleepiness at work,
repetition of other people's speech disorder
and repetition of
repetition of other people's speech disorders.
Brother-in-law.
Sleepiness at work.
This is bad.
This is bad.
Yao Siwen.
Yao Siwen.
Mr. Yu.
Who proposed the 007 work system?
It's dehumanizing.
Don't say that, Mr. Yu.
You proposed it.
You said
this was for treating Li Tianran's illness.
It's only the second week of implementation.
You made this happen again?
I...
Li Tianran can work under 007 himself
to get cured.
Why should I do it with him?
This is impossible to bear.
Off duty.
Take care, Mr. Yu.
Off duty.
Fine.
[Good day to stamp on eggs]
Every day, my life is about
home and company.
Is this what my life is gonna be?
Tianran,
what's your major?
Astronomy.
Astronomy?
Though our earth
seems so vast,
in the solar system,
it's just a small dot.
Even the Voyager
flies at 72,000 km/h
for more than 30 years,
it only reaches the edge of the solar system.
Not to mention the solar system in the universe
is even...
Ms. Wu, Jiang Mei.
Do you know
Tianran was an astronomy student?
Look at my nails.
Wow.
They look great.
Where did you get them done?
Tianran.
I want to do it too.
It seems that girls are not very interested in
your major.
Boys are not too interested either.
And my major and my job
don't match at all.
Not really.
You see?
You could see the stars
every time you left work recently.
[Deputy leader Li Tianran, who works overtime every day until he can see the stars]
[Planning Department 3]
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