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No crackheads today? No crackheads today?

You already had your share of crackheads this week?

I do.

I buried me a couple crackheads today.

I believe you.

Bruno the whore with us today.

I'm in the hood for real. The male whore.

Bruno the male whore.

This ain't gonna work, huh? Yeah, where we at? Come on, man.

This shit ain't gonna work. Fuck out of here. I thought we had our share of

fucking hookers.

We already have a hooker with us today.

Say what's up, hooker?

What up, man?

What up, man?

Just trying to make that dollar, man.

Yo, what the fuck you wearing, yo?

Nigga, it's almost Cinco de Mayo time. Gotta get in the spirit, you know?

It's been kind of a gloomy day, so no beach.

Yeah, this shit's looking rough out here, bro.

Rough out here.

It's rough out here, folks. Y 'all want some pussy?

What? Let's get a Mexican girl, you know? Como Cinco de Mayo. Oh, yeah,

Cinco de Mayo.

Cinco de Mayo!

You should go back.

Go down Biscayne.

Go down Biscayne.

Just make a right up here. Go back to Biscayne.

Make a right up here and go down to Biscayne.

Yeah, drive up down Biscayne.

It's a food truck right there. You guys hungry?

This is bullshit, nigga.

Yeah, whenever you see a food truck with a hot ass shit.

Yeah,

you guys hungry?

Yeah, I'm down.

Go, park, park. Hold up, hold up.

I'm fucking thirsty, too.

Yeah, you are, dude.

Look, dude.

Thirsty, yeah?

Oh, you stupid dog. Hey. Hey.

Hi. Come here.

Maybe, yeah, this is like what, like a drive -thru? This is like drive -up

service. Hi.

What's up?

We'll take two empanadas to go. All right.

You got empanadas for real, though?

What do you got?

Just come and take a look. All right.

We got like chips and sodas and salads and everything.

Salads and everything?

All right.

Bruno, get down, man. You're in pain this time. You're in fucking pain.

I'm moving, though.

All right.

Yeah. Sorry, camera don't bother you, does it? It's a little weird.

It's a little weird.

They're everywhere with us. Don't bother.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't trip. So what do you want to... Look, they got some

cake. You got all kinds of shit. Pick something up. Pick something up. I'll

you.

So what? You own this?

Yeah, my dad and I own it.

Your dad and you own this? Yeah.

Oh, that's cool.

You gonna hook us up with some good prices?

Yeah. How much are the drinks?

The drinks? They're kind of very... How much is that red drink? The beer?

Like two bucks.

Two bucks?

Yeah. Can I give you a dollar?

I can't do that.

Why not?

I don't have to do it for everyone.

What is a pretty girl like you working in a food truck?

Oh,

it's your dad's truck.

Yeah, we don't have one.

Oh, okay.

I need two for that. Two.

No deal?

No, we don't have one house over here.

No, I can't do that.

Like, there's some dollars in the truck, right? Yeah, nice size.

Why do you keep putting that in my face? Yeah, you got nice eyes. You got more

money in the truck. You don't got $2 for chips?

Yeah, we could buy everything in this truck.

Yo, you're too cute to be out here on the street, man, with all these

construction workers.

You don't get harassed?

You gotta get harassed. I mean, yeah, like you.

Alright.

Here, just grab me a red one and a blue one.

It's a red one and a blue. I'll take the blue.

All right.

We got the money right here in the car. Let me go get the cash.

Come here. I'll help you get the cash.

We'll be right back. We'll get the money.

Hold on.

We'll get the money. Hold on.

Come here.

Yo. What's the deal?

Yo, you got any money? You got cash? We got to pay for that.

Get a couple bucks or something?

Yo,

we gotta try and talk her to come with us. Close the door, close the door.

Yeah, yeah, we're getting the money to get... How much was that? Three bucks?

Four bucks?

There's a twenty.

Hey, listen, listen, hold on. I gotta ask you something.

You got time to take a ride with us?

No.

No, listen, listen, listen.

You look, I mean, you've got some really nice eyes. You're way too pretty. I'd

love to, like, I'd love to interview you with my camera.

We do interviews, you know.

Yeah, I can't leave my truck. You can't leave your truck?

I'll give you $100 to kind of close up for 10 minutes.

It'll only take 10 minutes.

10 minutes, man.

That's just the hell, though.

Come on, it'll be fun. No, we do interviews about, you know, food trucks

Miami and, you know. Oh, I'm sure.

Yeah, come on.

It'll be fun.

I'll give you $200.

$200. $200.

Close your truck up. All you got to do is close it up.

No? No.

How much are you going to make right now in like 20 minutes? In 20 minutes,

yeah. How do you make?

You're going to probably make $20, $30 tops.

I'm going to give you $200.

Just for a 10 -minute interview. I mean, just for a 10 -minute interview. An

interview about what?

I don't know.

Maybe like some food trucks. I don't know. Food trucks.

Cuisine here in Miami, you know.

No, we will, but you've got to get in.

Yeah, the wind is too windy out there. Look at the highways right there.

This is so freaking weird. No. I'm going to go get your change.

You're going to get my change?

Yeah, keep the change. It's fine. Keep the change, yeah.

All right, I'll give you $250.

Look, I even... Right here, right here, look.

Here's one.

Here's two.

There's $200. You get the $50 if you get in here.

That's so sketchy. No.

Dude, come on.

Look, no one's in here.

Nobody's in here. This is our studio.

Nobody's in here. Nobody's in here. Studio?

Yeah, it's soundproof.

It's for sound. We have lights on the ceiling.

It's for soundproofing. It's legit.

I can't leave my truck.

Lock it up. Why don't you kill me if you found I just left it here at this

construction site?

Look, we promise you we're going to bring you right back here. We're not

going to go in here. We're going to give you $250.

You can lock your truck up. Nobody's going to touch it. It's parked right.

Okay.

And it's just talking. It's just some dialogue.

Good. Let me go lock it up. All right, cool. Lock it up.

Damn,

dude. This is like, no.

This is going down in history. Why are all the breezes in my head so easy?

Damn.

This is so bizarre.

It's going to be bad.

Yeah, don't worry.

Wait, where are we going?

We're going to just drive around the corner real quick.

Oh, my God.

There's no crazy people out here.

So, tell us. Tell us.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

Yeah, I mean, you know, you grew up around here? You're from this

I grew up in New York.

You grew up in New York? My dad and I came down here to run that food truck.

Well, I came down here to do the food truck.

Oh, okay.

How's it been so far?

Successful? You like it? I like it.

I keep doing it.

That's awesome.

What's wrong? You never had an interview before? I've never had three dudes give

me 200 bucks to get in a van before.

I'm pretty sure I was warned about this in, like, school or something.

Yeah.

Probably. But it's all good.

You want to call your dad, tell him who you're with or something? Oh,

absolutely.

That'll go away.

All right.

So, how old are you?

I'm 25.

25 years old? Yeah.

Oh. Well, what jobs did you kind of have before this?

What did you do before this?

Track.

Waitressing. Waitressing?

All kinds of stuff.

Food stuff.

Yeah. Food industry. You're perfect. Food stuff. I cook a lot.

What's that restaurant?

Uh, Uter's?

Uter's? Uter's?

Uter's? You didn't work at Uter's, have you? No. I don't take this offensively.

You got a good... You got Uter's. You got Uter's for Uter's. You know what I

mean?

No. Yeah.

You'd be perfect for Uter's.

But, uh, okay, so you didn't work at Uter's, huh?

No. No Uter's? No, it's just a little Greek place.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Wow. So, where are we going?

We're just driving. We're driving around, trying to get away from the

construction sites and stuff. You know, it's better sound.

Okay. Okay?

I don't think we got your name. Did we get her name?

No. What's your name?

It's Tiffany.

Tiffany. Oh, nice, Tiffany.

Okay, so how's this food truck industry?

I like it. What sells the most right here?

Usually drinks.

Drinks, huh?

Thirsty guys.

Thirsty.

Thirsty ass guys.

Alright, cool.

So how much do you make on a daily or maybe weekly? I don't know, it depends.

It's decent.

It's decent?

Yeah.

What do you consider decent?

I mean, 100 bucks a day. I can't imagine you can make more than, you know, I

don't know, 100 bucks a day.

People don't want to travel, so they just go there.

Yeah? It does well.

Are you shy? Because he's telling you, like, you're really quiet. Yeah, this is

really bizarre for me.

Yeah, you're really quiet.

I'm sorry.

You've got to speak up. I don't think my mic is going to hear you.

You're going to make me get closer to you.

You're going to make me get closer because I've got to hear you.

So what are you guys, you guys just drive around Miami talking to girls in

trucks?

You know what?

The first part was right. Just talking to girls in general.

Yeah. Yeah, we drive around, talk to girls, find out what, find out, you

find out their stories, what they'll do for money.

Oh, no.

You know what I mean?

What's the craziest thing you've done for money?

Probably this.

Really?

This ain't crazy, are you? I don't even know you guys. You're getting to know

some new friends in a van. I mean, that's not crazy.

I mean, I'm talking about, you ever been dared to, like, eat something really,

like, foul or crazy or, you know? I don't know. Or maybe, like,

flash somebody or, like, some crazy like that? Yeah, probably in, like, college

or something.

College, right? Okay.

Yeah.

Well, that's cool. You can think of that, like, you can think of that.

Like this situation right now? This is college.

Yeah, this is college.

But did you, you, I mean, you do have a nice, sorry, I don't mean to, I don't

take offense.

Are you just moving on my tits? You do have a nice rack.

So, you know, I can imagine you did flash somebody before, huh?

Probably.

Probably.

Do you think you have a nice rack? Of course.

Of course.

God, you're conceited.

No. Fuck.

She's like,

of course I got a nice rack.

Yo, you can't brag about having a nice rack unless you're willing to show.

No. You can't brag about shit like that unless you're willing to show it.

Man,

what are we up to, man? We got to keep track of this.

Yeah, yeah. Our budget is... How much money does she have so far? $220?

$250.

No, she's got $220 in her pocket, though, technically.

Oh, yeah. So she's got $220 in her pocket.

And we owe her $50. So you're at $270.

$270.

All right.

I'll give you $100 to take your shirt off if you flash us.

$100 just to take my shirt off?

Yeah, see, that don't sound so bad. You know what? When you say it, it sounds

really innocent.

That sounds very doable.

It sounds innocent?

Yeah, it sounds very doable.

When I say it, it might sound kind of creepy, but when you say it, it sounds

very innocent.

She's like, oh, $100 just to take my shirt off?

All right.

Okay. Just take it off and, like, I can put it back on?

Good girl.

You're smart.

Take it off and put it back on.

Uh, no.

We want you to take it off, period, and leave it off. Okay.

Oh, my God. This is so bizarre.

Well, she's doing it. I did it.

What? No, no. I meant your bra, too. We're not paying just for a shirt.

Yeah, we're not paying just for a shirt.

Oh, my God.

Where are you taking me?

We're still in the air. We're right here. We're not going anywhere. We're

around the corner.

You want to call your dad? You can call your dad.

Yeah. You want your money first?

Yeah.

Fuck you.

There. Oh, my God. She's throwing her titties.

She did it. She's showing her titties.

Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Fuck you.

You should be ashamed of yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself. How are

you showing your titties on camera like that?

Good night. Oh, my God. You're such a bad girl.

Dude, I don't think your daddy raised you this way.

You should be. Fuck you.

You should call your dad. I need to call your dad right now and tell him what

you're doing.

You're not a very, you don't make very good business decisions.

No, I don't. You just left your truck somewhere abandoned.

Where did you take me?

You're nearby, don't worry.

Dude, but look at these fucking... Yo, oh my god, look at these tits.

No wonder you want to show them.

Shit, I don't blame you.

Look at those things, all natural.

Shake them a little bit. Shake them? Yeah, I know, it seems weird, but yeah,

just shake them, side to side.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, do that again.

You're a fucking pervert.

Oh, that's not nice.

You're the one.

Listen, you're the one naked.

I'm not naked.

You're the one that got your shirt off and you're calling me a pervert.

You're the one that just got fucking, took their shirt off in front of three

strangers. Fuck you.

Yeah, exactly.

Who's the pervert?

But we do thank you, though. Look.

Wow, look, I'm going to give you another $100 just because you're such a nice

girl. Thank you.

Fuck, you're making money today.

No, she's $470.

Is that? Yeah, right?

470.

Holy shit. See, that's probably what you make in two weeks.

Two weeks.

It's going to be like... Shake those tits again. Go side to side. Shake my

Don't act like you don't like doing that. Shake your tits.

Shake my tits.

What does that do for you? Oh my God, it does.

Dude, that's crazy.

You're an outgoing girl, huh?

Sometimes. Yeah?

Yeah. You like living on the edge?

I don't know. You like being bad?

I don't know. You like letting your dad down?

I don't know.

I'm so bizarre.

You like letting your dad down and... Stop.

Stop.

I'm going to get... Oh, my God. What did you do with your life? Look at you.

What did I do with my life?

Your dad gets you a food truck, puts you to work, thinking you're doing good. I

feel like you go back to it and work with it.

No, you're a good girl. You're making good money. You're just being an asshole

now. No, no. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You're the one with $470 in her

pocket.

Shit. I'm the one broke.

So bad business decision is mine.

You want to make another $100?

Not all the way broke yet.

You're not all the way broke? What's the other $100?

Well, I'm thinking.

You don't really match, you know? You got like a shirt off and you got these

jeans on, so you don't, you know? I think we need to match, right?

We need to match? Yeah, we need to match. We need to make sure you look

matching. You want me to take my pants off?

Wow, you're sweet. You catch on quick.

Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

Oh my God, another $100.

And you keep smiling, so I think you kind of like it. This is just so

It's like a reflex or something.

Really? Is that like a nervous laugh?

I think so.

Yeah, it's really bizarre, and you keep putting that fucking camera. I'm sorry.

Do you want me to back up? Look, I'll back up. I'll give you some room.

Look, I don't want you to think we're... There, look at that.

How's that?

Okay.

I'll take my pants off.

For a hundred dollars?

A hundred dollars.

Okay. Money.

I have to take my shoes off.

Wait, can people sit in here?

No, no one could see. Don't worry. You want your $100? Here, let me give you

$100 so you have somewhere to put it. Put it in your jeans.

Put it in your jeans.

Look it. Man, you're taking all my money.

Oh, my God.

So this is what you do. You just pick up girls in food trucks and make them get

naked in your van.

You know what? No, but that is one hell of an idea you got there. We should take

you up on that idea. We should drive around and try to...

That's a great idea, though. Drive around and pick up girls and try to get

to do crazy things for money.

That's a great idea you got there.

A great idea?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's crazy.

What are you doing?

I'm folding my pants.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Are you sexually active?

What the fuck kind of question is that?

That's a nice way of saying, are you fucking?

Are we at like a fucking senior center?

Is this a senior center, are we?

Maybe. My driver's kind of crazy.

This is so bizarre.

This is bizarre, huh?

Yeah. I want you to take your panties off.

You want me to take my panties off?

Yeah. You know where we're going with this, but stop acting like you're

surprised. I know. You are halfway naked, and you're making a shitload of

So why not just show us your pussy? I mean, what do you got to lose?

You already, like, disappointed your dad, so you might as well do it.

You might as well do it fucking all the way.

Don't half -ass it.

Don't half -ass it. No, I'm sure he taught you to go all the way with

right?

Like, with anything you start, he said finish, right?

I'm sure he said never leave things undone, right?

I'm sure he told you to be a... Well, I'm pretty sure panties don't... I'm

he told you to go out there and get life by the balls, figure of speech, and,

like... You know what I mean? And, like, take it, right?

And, like, follow through with things. Don't be a procrastinator, right?

Don't be a procrastinator. Follow through with things.

Finish what you start.

You just want me to take my panties off. Exactly, I do.

Whatever, fuck it.

Really, just fuck it. Butt naked.

Fuck it.

God damn. I can't believe you did that.

Fuck you. Whatever.

YOLO.

Did she just say YOLO? Did I just hear YOLO?

She really just said yola. I didn't.

Okay, so now what?

Oh, God, did I really ask that question?

Yeah.

No,

no, no, hold on, hold on.

Wait, what? I want to see you open your legs.

No.

Come on, open those legs. Show us the pussy.

I just did.

What are you doing there?

You're the one naked in the back of a white van full of strangers

You're the one that got naked so don't start

complaining to me that I'm sick

Huh? Do you touch your pussy at all? I'm not going to do that. Huh?

Do you touch your pussy at all? You're so creepy.

I'm creepy?

Yeah, you probably like creepy. Look at you.

I don't know if I like creepy. I don't know. You did get naked. You let creepy

talk you into getting naked.

I can't. Well, I mean.

I can't.

Fuck off.

Yeah. Okay.

You know what? We should. Hey, come.

You want to meet my friend over here? I got a friend.

I got a douchebag friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no. What do you mean? No, no, no. Keep those off.

Lay back. Enjoy the seat.

Enjoy the seat.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Can I help you? Look, pussy changed his life.

See his shirt? Oh, my God.

With the dollar signs.

What kind of men you like? What kind of men you dig? Do you have a boyfriend?

Kind of. Ooh.

You're a bad girl.

Well, I said kind of. See, pussy does anything for money, huh?

That's crazy.

You got a boyfriend.

Disappointing your dad.

You're just letting all kinds of people down.

Whatever. Don't let us down today.

I got in the van with you and I'm naked.

Exactly. I don't think that... Don't let us down today.

Oh, my God. Us as a whole. I gotta get back to my tracks.

You got to get back to your truck? We'll start driving that way, just so you can

feel. All right, I'll turn around. Yeah, so you feel safe.

But you are naked.

I am naked.

Yeah.

So what should we do?

We can start by touching.

Like first base now.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

You just let my buddy touch your titty. He just kind of grabbed it.

Yeah, you liked it. I liked it.

No, I was a question.

Let him touch it again. You mind?

Do you mind?

With your tongue?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

You like your titties getting sucked on?

This is so bizarre.

Hey, keep doing that.

Well, I've never had anything as dangerous back on my titties.

I wonder how many times you've said bizarre and creepy today. Probably fuck

Do you know how many times I've said fuck you? I don't know why I said

It's just a really weird situation.

You nervous?

Yeah. You know what would have helped that nervousness?

You know what would have helped?

Like,

you know how they say getting in front of a crowd?

You know, how you help that nervousness?

You ever hear what?

What they say to do, the trick to do, is picture everyone naked.

And it helps you get unnervous.

So maybe if my buddy here gets naked, that would help you get unnervous. So

way you wouldn't feel like you're the only one, right?

Is this all making sense to you? Oh, yeah.

That's genius logic.

Genius logic?

So good. Go ahead and get naked.

Oh, my God. Wait, really?

What? Yeah, you just said that was genius.

I'm taking your word for it. I was being a smartass.

Were you?

You've got to be careful.

I mean, you know. He's really just taking his pants off.

Why not?

He can take me back.

Take you back?

Yeah.

All right, we've got to have, like, a safe word.

You've got to scream pineapples if you're... I have to scream pineapples?

pineapples when you've had too much.

He's just naked over there.

So? You're naked over here.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

Give us some more money.

No,

I'm tired of giving money.

No. I'm tired of giving money.

No, I'm tired of giving money.

I'm sitting next to a strange naked dude.

Yeah, and what's wrong with that? In a van, naked. Why don't you grab his

Grab his penis. Just grab it, and let's see what happens.

Just grab it? Just touch it.

Reach over and touch it.

This is the most fucked up thing I've ever done.

Well, no, not yet, this isn't.

Not yet?

No.

We're not done yet.

Oh, no. I see where this is going.

Listen.

I'm going to be honest with you, okay?

I'm trying to get you to fuck me.

I kind of figured that.

I want to film it.

So what's it going to take?

You're naked, all right? So you're not that innocent.

No, I guess not.

No. So you're not that innocent.

You're naked.

He's naked.

You know, I don't know if you like scumbag Puerto Ricans, but he's not that

He's my brother's scumbag Puerto Rican.

You guys are so nice to each other. Yeah, no, we are. Well, yeah.

Scumbags have the best sex, right?

You ever date a scumbag?

No? You probably did, you just didn't know.

You probably had really good sex with him, too.

Oh, my God. Listen, what's it going to take? I'm done talking. I want you to

fuck this guy. No, if I fuck him, you'll take me back to my truck.

Well, I mean, I'm going to take you back to your truck regardless. That's not,

you know, I don't want to make, I'm not trying to make you fuck him. I'm just

asking you what would it take.

What would it take for you to fuck him? Would it take money?

Would it take him touching your pussy, getting you wet?

How are you going to get your rent?

I give you what?

Like, I need another $400 for rent.

For rent? Oh, you need rent money!

Is that what you just said?

She said every girl has her little... Is that what you need right now?

You need rent? Well, he needs a blowjob.

And you need rent money.

He needs a blowjob.

So I give him a blowjob.

So who was going to give you your rent money? Daddy?

Daddy was going to give you your rent money? No, I would make it, but now I

can't get shoes too.

Shoes too? Wow, you just have so many...

Now the truth is coming out. See how girls like to spend money.

Look, start throwing money at them. Oh, my God. I mean, you're already at $400.

You got the rent money.

Well, no, I... Oh, you need $400 more for the rent.

Listen,

I'll buy you shoes and rent.

You'll buy me shoes and rent.

You better fuck the shit out of them like you've never fucked anyone before.

She didn't even want to give us a dollar off off the drinks.

Yeah, and now all of a sudden... I can't. Fuck you.

I want to see her fuck.

I could throw down some money if I could see her fuck.

I think I can manage that. I mean, look at those tits, dude.

All right, come down here. Come right down here.

On my knees?

Yeah, on your knees. Come right down here.

Look at, she was sweating over here. She's a little nervous. I was sweating.

I was so nervous.

You want your rent money?

Okay.

I'll happily give you your rent money.

Oh, my God. Is this what you guys do all the time?

I don't know, but it's a hell of an idea.

Have fun.

Okay.

Keep going. Keep going?

Yeah, have fun.

Pretty close.

Slapped her face in it.

You know she's being mad.

Keep going. I feel like I'm like a family member.

Keep going.

You just keep going still.

Must it go all the way?

I don't know.

That's pretty big. I don't know if I can fit that whole thing.

Oh, my God. There ain't no way.

That's too big.

Doesn't hurt to try, huh?

I'm trying. It's too thick.

It will hurt, but fuck it.

We'll get it through. You're here, right? Like you were saying, it'll go

way.

You're going to do something.

You ready to fuck?

Oh, my God.

Come on. Is that pussy? Feel it.

Feel that pussy. Don't touch your pussy.

Don't touch the pussy.

It's wet.

It's wet.

Ow. Okay.

You just left a box of rivers over there.

You can use that for your great idea, right? Yeah. Pick up girls.

Pick up girls.

See what they'll do for money.

Oh, my God.

Apparently, you'll do a lot for money. Dot com.

You got nice tits, though.

Go ahead, jump on.

Let's see what your pussy can do.

What do you know my pussy can do?

Oh, look, she doesn't turn around.

She loves showing off her titties.

Showing off my titty.

Oh, my God.

lean back, lean back

a truck like this?

Sure. Help you sell food.

Dude, I can't believe you... You're awesome, dude.

I'm awesome?

Yeah, you're awesome.

You fucked a complete stranger in a van for money. It was good, though.

Yeah. It's awesome.

That's awesome for us, but it's very terrible for your father.

He doesn't need to know. Yeah, Daddy's gonna be pissed.

He doesn't need to know.

Daddy would be so disappointed. It's not like we're gonna post this online or

anything.

I did awesome.

Dude, the rest of your day is going to go by so smooth.

Yeah. Selling that food.

Oh, my God. I probably look like a mess.

How far away are we?

Like three or four blocks.

All right.

Yeah, she made, what, 500 bucks today?

Well, four, I'd offer an extra four, like 900.

Oh, I owe her that other four, right? Yeah.

Alright, we'll get it in a second.

So, is lunch on her or what? Lunch on me.

For sure.

Nah, I ain't eating shit off that truck. Those trucks are nasty.

Fuck you.

Those trucks got nasty ass food.

My truck isn't nasty.

Nah, your truck might be good though, but... I'm not willing to take that.

You're not?

Dude, your dad would be so disappointed if you left your food truck unattended

for a good hour.

It's been an hour?

At least. Oh, my God, yeah.

I'm in trouble.

Yeah, right?

At least she has money to show for it. She could be like, no, Dad, we made

money, look.

And you still have all the food left.

How do you have food left and you still made all this money?

I know, it's not going to make any sense. No, listen, you should go donate

that food now.

Because it's going to go rotten. I'm so funny.

Are you just filming me putting my clothes back on?

Yeah. Yeah?

I'm just so surprised that you actually went through with it. Oh, yeah, me too.

It was fun though.

You're a real slut.

Oh my god, don't you want to wear it? More.

I'm a real slut.

I'm adventurous.

She's an adventurous slut.

You're very slutty.

Were you this slutty in school?

No. You must have fucked all your friends.

No. Huh?

It was like all they had to be was your friend and then you probably fucked

them, huh? Oh my God, no.

Probably gave them some head.

No. You were like, oh, this is so bizarre. I can't believe you're fucking

right now. Fuck off. I hate you so much. You're like, I can't believe you're

fucking me. Take me back to my shit.

I can't believe we're fucking. We're friends, and we're fucking. That's so

bizarre.

No, I don't fuck my friends.

Really? Not even one? Did you ever fuck one of your girlfriends, boyfriends?

No.

You're such a liar. Look, you're smiling.

I know.

You probably have. Because I'm, like, dripping with sweat. It's okay. Maybe

were mad at her. Maybe she fucked you over, so, you know, so you did it.

No. No, not at all?

Do you have a lot of sex in college, in high school?

In college, a little bit.

When did you lose your virginity?

When I was 18.

18? Yeah. That's too long ago. I would have guessed like 15.

No, I'm just crazy. I've never met such a, like, happy little slut. A happy

little slut?

Yeah.

Fuck off.

You guys are so bad.

You're the one that actually fucked for money. We're not bad. Fucked for money?

We just paid you.

Like, why are we weird?

Like... Because you just, like, went up to me in the food truck and were like,

you know... Yeah, but, like, all we did was offer you money and you took your

clothes off and fucked a random guy.

But yet, I'm bad.

I'm bad for paying.

I didn't say you were bad. You should be a stripper now. You should become a

stripper. You should, like, go stripping. I can't dance.

You can't dance? No!

You ain't gotta dance. You just gotta give handjobs in the back. Ow!

Thank God, no.

You think any of those girls know how to dance? They don't know how to dance.

Wait, really?

Ew, that's so gross, though.

So gross?

Yeah. What's gross about it?

Rubbing your tits up against random strangers?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, that is gross.

That would be so gross.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

And then imagine fucking him, a complete stranger.

God, that's even grosser, huh?

Okay. That's so nasty.

You gotta be real.

What? You must love Dick. I applaud you, though. Look, I applaud you. I know I'm

making you sound like an asshole, but I'm just telling jokes.

You are being an asshole.

But I'm just telling jokes, because I applaud you for being a go -getter in

life. You're going to be something big in life, because you grab the

and you run with it. I hate you so much. You know what I mean?

She saw it, she goes, hey, there's a way for me to make money, and you fucking

did it.

You weren't scared. Most girls would have scared and ran out.

And you showed them. All those girls that would have ran out, you showed

You're like, look at me now, bitch. I got money.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

You know what I mean?

It's so fucking weird.

How far away are we? We're right here. Why don't we just cross that bridge?

Okay. Don't panic.

I know. I just have to finish my shift and close out.

You have to finish your shift and close out. I know.

Where do you go from here? You just stay there? You drive another, you got to

drive around, right? Yeah. It's still early.

Got a couple more spots?

Yeah, like when people get out of work in a few minutes.

Okay.

You ever fuck anybody? Like a customer?

Like a customer? Like some hot construction guy came and you're like,

listen, I'll give you a free burrito if you give me your burrito.

We'll do a burrito exchange.

You ever do a burrito exchange?

You should have burrito exchange day. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Every Thursday, burrito exchange. Burrito exchange?

Yeah. You give a free burrito in exchange for their burrito.

I don't think that's how it works. Do you like Spanish, guys?

I don't know. Do you like Spanish food? Do you like burritos?

Puerto Ricans don't really serve burritos, but what would yours be?

You're Puerto Rican. What would that be? It's a plátano. It's a plátano. Do you

like plátanos? I don't even know what that is.

It's a fucking banana.

Oh, okay.

It's a banana.

Wait, where the fuck is my truck?

Really? What do you mean?

The truck's right there.

Wait. The fuck?

Really, guys?

The fuck did you do in my truck?

What do you mean, we?

Is this the right place?

Wait, are you in the right place? You're not in the right place.

Yeah, you left it right in the fire extinguisher. I thought you left it

there.

I didn't. No, I didn't park my fire extinguisher. You were parking right

Oh, there's the fire extinguisher there.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God. Dude, you're really in trouble now.

Fucking A. Oh, my God.

Maybe you could get out and ask one of those construction workers over there if

they got towed. Is there a sign somewhere that says, like, a towing?

your shit got towed.

Fuck you, guys. It got towed or stolen.

Oh, my God.

Do you think they've been here the whole time?

Dude, I want to know what you're going to do. I don't know. Where's your tow

truck? Where's your truck?

Where's your food truck? I don't even know where to look for a tow truck.

Listen, I'll do this. We'll do this, okay?

Let's fucking go ask some of those guys. We'll go ask those guys, see if they

got it. Okay.

Fuck, bro.

Hey, hey, hey.

Before we go ask those guys, just check your pockets. Make sure you got all your

money. Because I don't want to leave you here with your money. Dude, what the

fuck? Give it back.

See you later.

Yo, she's fucked. She got no food truck.

Where's our food truck?

You think that shit got towed? It got towed. It had to. It got towed.

Hold on.

She's coming up, man. Hurry up. Hurry up, man. Tell this fucking shit to turn

green. Let me erase my window.