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No crackheads today? No crackheads
today?
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You already had your share of crackheads
this week?
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I do.
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I buried me a couple crackheads today.
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I believe you.
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Bruno the whore with us today.
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I'm in the hood for real. The male
whore.
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Bruno the male whore.
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This ain't gonna work, huh? Yeah, where
we at? Come on, man.
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This shit ain't gonna work. Fuck out of
here. I thought we had our share of
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fucking hookers.
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We already have a hooker with us today.
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Say what's up, hooker?
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What up, man?
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What up, man?
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Just trying to make that dollar, man.
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Yo, what the fuck you wearing, yo?
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Nigga, it's almost Cinco de Mayo time.
Gotta get in the spirit, you know?
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It's been kind of a gloomy day, so no
beach.
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Yeah, this shit's looking rough out
here, bro.
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Rough out here.
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It's rough out here, folks. Y 'all want
some pussy?
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What? Let's get a Mexican girl, you
know? Como Cinco de Mayo. Oh, yeah,
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Cinco de Mayo.
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Cinco de Mayo!
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You should go back.
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Go down Biscayne.
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Go down Biscayne.
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Just make a right up here. Go back to
Biscayne.
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Make a right up here and go down to
Biscayne.
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Yeah, drive up down Biscayne.
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It's a food truck right there. You guys
hungry?
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This is bullshit, nigga.
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Yeah, whenever you see a food truck with
a hot ass shit.
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Yeah,
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you guys hungry?
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Yeah, I'm down.
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Go, park, park. Hold up, hold up.
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I'm fucking thirsty, too.
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Yeah, you are, dude.
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Look, dude.
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Thirsty, yeah?
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Oh, you stupid dog. Hey. Hey.
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Hi. Come here.
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Maybe, yeah, this is like what, like a
drive -thru? This is like drive -up
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service. Hi.
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What's up?
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We'll take two empanadas to go. All
right.
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You got empanadas for real, though?
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What do you got?
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Just come and take a look. All right.
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We got like chips and sodas and salads
and everything.
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Salads and everything?
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All right.
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Bruno, get down, man. You're in pain
this time. You're in fucking pain.
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I'm moving, though.
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All right.
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Yeah. Sorry, camera don't bother you,
does it? It's a little weird.
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It's a little weird.
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They're everywhere with us. Don't
bother.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't trip. So what do
you want to... Look, they got some
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cake. You got all kinds of shit. Pick
something up. Pick something up. I'll
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you.
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So what? You own this?
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Yeah, my dad and I own it.
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Your dad and you own this? Yeah.
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Oh, that's cool.
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You gonna hook us up with some good
prices?
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Yeah. How much are the drinks?
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The drinks? They're kind of very... How
much is that red drink? The beer?
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Like two bucks.
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Two bucks?
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Yeah. Can I give you a dollar?
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I can't do that.
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Why not?
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I don't have to do it for everyone.
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What is a pretty girl like you working
in a food truck?
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Oh,
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it's your dad's truck.
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Yeah, we don't have one.
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Oh, okay.
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I need two for that. Two.
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No deal?
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No, we don't have one house over here.
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No, I can't do that.
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Like, there's some dollars in the truck,
right? Yeah, nice size.
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Why do you keep putting that in my face?
Yeah, you got nice eyes. You got more
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money in the truck. You don't got $2 for
chips?
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Yeah, we could buy everything in this
truck.
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Yo, you're too cute to be out here on
the street, man, with all these
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construction workers.
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You don't get harassed?
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You gotta get harassed. I mean, yeah,
like you.
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Alright.
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Here, just grab me a red one and a blue
one.
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It's a red one and a blue. I'll take the
blue.
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All right.
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We got the money right here in the car.
Let me go get the cash.
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Come here. I'll help you get the cash.
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We'll be right back. We'll get the
money.
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Hold on.
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We'll get the money. Hold on.
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Come here.
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Yo. What's the deal?
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Yo, you got any money? You got cash? We
got to pay for that.
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Get a couple bucks or something?
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Yo,
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we gotta try and talk her to come with
us. Close the door, close the door.
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Yeah, yeah, we're getting the money to
get... How much was that? Three bucks?
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Four bucks?
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There's a twenty.
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Hey, listen, listen, hold on. I gotta
ask you something.
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You got time to take a ride with us?
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No.
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No, listen, listen, listen.
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You look, I mean, you've got some really
nice eyes. You're way too pretty. I'd
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love to, like, I'd love to interview you
with my camera.
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We do interviews, you know.
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Yeah, I can't leave my truck. You can't
leave your truck?
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I'll give you $100 to kind of close up
for 10 minutes.
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It'll only take 10 minutes.
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10 minutes, man.
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That's just the hell, though.
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Come on, it'll be fun. No, we do
interviews about, you know, food trucks
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Miami and, you know. Oh, I'm sure.
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Yeah, come on.
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It'll be fun.
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I'll give you $200.
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$200. $200.
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Close your truck up. All you got to do
is close it up.
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No? No.
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How much are you going to make right now
in like 20 minutes? In 20 minutes,
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yeah. How do you make?
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You're going to probably make $20, $30
tops.
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I'm going to give you $200.
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Just for a 10 -minute interview. I mean,
just for a 10 -minute interview. An
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interview about what?
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I don't know.
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Maybe like some food trucks. I don't
know. Food trucks.
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Cuisine here in Miami, you know.
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No, we will, but you've got to get in.
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Yeah, the wind is too windy out there.
Look at the highways right there.
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This is so freaking weird. No. I'm going
to go get your change.
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You're going to get my change?
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Yeah, keep the change. It's fine. Keep
the change, yeah.
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All right, I'll give you $250.
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Look, I even... Right here, right here,
look.
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Here's one.
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Here's two.
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There's $200. You get the $50 if you get
in here.
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That's so sketchy. No.
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Dude, come on.
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Look, no one's in here.
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Nobody's in here. This is our studio.
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Nobody's in here. Nobody's in here.
Studio?
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Yeah, it's soundproof.
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It's for sound. We have lights on the
ceiling.
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It's for soundproofing. It's legit.
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I can't leave my truck.
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Lock it up. Why don't you kill me if you
found I just left it here at this
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construction site?
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Look, we promise you we're going to
bring you right back here. We're not
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going to go in here. We're going to give
you $250.
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You can lock your truck up. Nobody's
going to touch it. It's parked right.
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Okay.
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And it's just talking. It's just some
dialogue.
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Good. Let me go lock it up. All right,
cool. Lock it up.
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Damn,
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dude. This is like, no.
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This is going down in history. Why are
all the breezes in my head so easy?
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Damn.
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This is so bizarre.
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It's going to be bad.
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Yeah, don't worry.
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Wait, where are we going?
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We're going to just drive around the
corner real quick.
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Oh, my God.
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There's no crazy people out here.
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So, tell us. Tell us.
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Tell us a little bit about yourself.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, you grew up
around here? You're from this
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I grew up in New York.
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You grew up in New York? My dad and I
came down here to run that food truck.
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Well, I came down here to do the food
truck.
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Oh, okay.
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How's it been so far?
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Successful? You like it? I like it.
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I keep doing it.
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That's awesome.
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What's wrong? You never had an interview
before? I've never had three dudes give
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me 200 bucks to get in a van before.
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I'm pretty sure I was warned about this
in, like, school or something.
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Yeah.
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Probably. But it's all good.
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You want to call your dad, tell him who
you're with or something? Oh,
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absolutely.
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That'll go away.
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All right.
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So, how old are you?
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I'm 25.
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25 years old? Yeah.
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Oh. Well, what jobs did you kind of have
before this?
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What did you do before this?
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Track.
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Waitressing. Waitressing?
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All kinds of stuff.
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Food stuff.
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Yeah. Food industry. You're perfect.
Food stuff. I cook a lot.
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What's that restaurant?
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Uh, Uter's?
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Uter's? Uter's?
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Uter's? You didn't work at Uter's, have
you? No. I don't take this offensively.
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You got a good... You got Uter's. You
got Uter's for Uter's. You know what I
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mean?
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No. Yeah.
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You'd be perfect for Uter's.
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But, uh, okay, so you didn't work at
Uter's, huh?
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No. No Uter's? No, it's just a little
Greek place.
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
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Wow. So, where are we going?
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We're just driving. We're driving
around, trying to get away from the
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construction sites and stuff. You know,
it's better sound.
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Okay. Okay?
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I don't think we got your name. Did we
get her name?
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No. What's your name?
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It's Tiffany.
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Tiffany. Oh, nice, Tiffany.
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Okay, so how's this food truck industry?
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I like it. What sells the most right
here?
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Usually drinks.
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Drinks, huh?
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Thirsty guys.
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Thirsty.
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Thirsty ass guys.
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Alright, cool.
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So how much do you make on a daily or
maybe weekly? I don't know, it depends.
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It's decent.
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It's decent?
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Yeah.
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What do you consider decent?
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I mean, 100 bucks a day. I can't imagine
you can make more than, you know, I
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don't know, 100 bucks a day.
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People don't want to travel, so they
just go there.
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Yeah? It does well.
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Are you shy? Because he's telling you,
like, you're really quiet. Yeah, this is
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really bizarre for me.
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Yeah, you're really quiet.
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I'm sorry.
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You've got to speak up. I don't think my
mic is going to hear you.
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You're going to make me get closer to
you.
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You're going to make me get closer
because I've got to hear you.
253
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So what are you guys, you guys just
drive around Miami talking to girls in
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trucks?
255
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You know what?
256
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The first part was right. Just talking
to girls in general.
257
00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:14,510
Yeah. Yeah, we drive around, talk to
girls, find out what, find out, you
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find out their stories, what they'll do
for money.
259
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Oh, no.
260
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You know what I mean?
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What's the craziest thing you've done
for money?
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Probably this.
263
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Really?
264
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This ain't crazy, are you? I don't even
know you guys. You're getting to know
265
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some new friends in a van. I mean,
that's not crazy.
266
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,020
I mean, I'm talking about, you ever been
dared to, like, eat something really,
267
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like, foul or crazy or, you know? I
don't know. Or maybe, like,
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flash somebody or, like, some crazy like
that? Yeah, probably in, like, college
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or something.
270
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College, right? Okay.
271
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Yeah.
272
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,840
Well, that's cool. You can think of
that, like, you can think of that.
273
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,590
Like this situation right now? This is
college.
274
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Yeah, this is college.
275
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:59,210
But did you, you, I mean, you do have a
nice, sorry, I don't mean to, I don't
276
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take offense.
277
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Are you just moving on my tits? You do
have a nice rack.
278
00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:06,310
So, you know, I can imagine you did
flash somebody before, huh?
279
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Probably.
280
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Probably.
281
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:12,110
Do you think you have a nice rack? Of
course.
282
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Of course.
283
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God, you're conceited.
284
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No. Fuck.
285
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She's like,
286
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,260
of course I got a nice rack.
287
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,560
Yo, you can't brag about having a nice
rack unless you're willing to show.
288
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,760
No. You can't brag about shit like that
unless you're willing to show it.
289
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:33,740
Man,
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00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,480
what are we up to, man? We got to keep
track of this.
291
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:40,680
Yeah, yeah. Our budget is... How much
money does she have so far? $220?
292
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,900
$250.
293
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,580
No, she's got $220 in her pocket,
though, technically.
294
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,420
Oh, yeah. So she's got $220 in her
pocket.
295
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,460
And we owe her $50. So you're at $270.
296
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$270.
297
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,600
All right.
298
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,320
I'll give you $100 to take your shirt
off if you flash us.
299
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,020
$100 just to take my shirt off?
300
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,200
Yeah, see, that don't sound so bad. You
know what? When you say it, it sounds
301
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,200
really innocent.
302
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,440
That sounds very doable.
303
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,239
It sounds innocent?
304
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,240
Yeah, it sounds very doable.
305
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,240
When I say it, it might sound kind of
creepy, but when you say it, it sounds
306
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240
very innocent.
307
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,160
She's like, oh, $100 just to take my
shirt off?
308
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,480
All right.
309
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:25,090
Okay. Just take it off and, like, I can
put it back on?
310
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,030
Good girl.
311
00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,270
You're smart.
312
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,630
Take it off and put it back on.
313
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,050
Uh, no.
314
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:38,550
We want you to take it off, period, and
leave it off. Okay.
315
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,610
Oh, my God. This is so bizarre.
316
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,500
Well, she's doing it. I did it.
317
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:57,780
What? No, no. I meant your bra, too.
We're not paying just for a shirt.
318
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,260
Yeah, we're not paying just for a shirt.
319
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:01,580
Oh, my God.
320
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,360
Where are you taking me?
321
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,720
We're still in the air. We're right
here. We're not going anywhere. We're
322
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,459
around the corner.
323
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,840
You want to call your dad? You can call
your dad.
324
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,960
Yeah. You want your money first?
325
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,360
Yeah.
326
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,440
Fuck you.
327
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,920
There. Oh, my God. She's throwing her
titties.
328
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,420
She did it. She's showing her titties.
329
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,600
Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself.
330
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Fuck you.
331
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,640
You should be ashamed of yourself. You
should be ashamed of yourself. How are
332
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,500
you showing your titties on camera like
that?
333
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,140
Good night. Oh, my God. You're such a
bad girl.
334
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,560
Dude, I don't think your daddy raised
you this way.
335
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,400
You should be. Fuck you.
336
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:43,400
You should call your dad. I need to call
your dad right now and tell him what
337
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,199
you're doing.
338
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,580
You're not a very, you don't make very
good business decisions.
339
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,060
No, I don't. You just left your truck
somewhere abandoned.
340
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:55,860
Where did you take me?
341
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,320
You're nearby, don't worry.
342
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,940
Dude, but look at these fucking... Yo,
oh my god, look at these tits.
343
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,520
No wonder you want to show them.
344
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,260
Shit, I don't blame you.
345
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,240
Look at those things, all natural.
346
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,120
Shake them a little bit. Shake them?
Yeah, I know, it seems weird, but yeah,
347
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,200
just shake them, side to side.
348
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,560
Oh my god.
349
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,100
Oh my god, do that again.
350
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,120
You're a fucking pervert.
351
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,080
Oh, that's not nice.
352
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,660
You're the one.
353
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,580
Listen, you're the one naked.
354
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,320
I'm not naked.
355
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,040
You're the one that got your shirt off
and you're calling me a pervert.
356
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,360
You're the one that just got fucking,
took their shirt off in front of three
357
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,000
strangers. Fuck you.
358
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,220
Yeah, exactly.
359
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,540
Who's the pervert?
360
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,680
But we do thank you, though. Look.
361
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,900
Wow, look, I'm going to give you another
$100 just because you're such a nice
362
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,900
girl. Thank you.
363
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,940
Fuck, you're making money today.
364
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,240
No, she's $470.
365
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,370
Is that? Yeah, right?
366
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:54,810
470.
367
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:58,910
Holy shit. See, that's probably what you
make in two weeks.
368
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,110
Two weeks.
369
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:06,430
It's going to be like... Shake those
tits again. Go side to side. Shake my
370
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:09,390
Don't act like you don't like doing
that. Shake your tits.
371
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,050
Shake my tits.
372
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,569
What does that do for you? Oh my God, it
does.
373
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:16,829
Dude, that's crazy.
374
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,109
You're an outgoing girl, huh?
375
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,780
Sometimes. Yeah?
376
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,700
Yeah. You like living on the edge?
377
00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:25,200
I don't know. You like being bad?
378
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,880
I don't know. You like letting your dad
down?
379
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,260
I don't know.
380
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,220
I'm so bizarre.
381
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,860
You like letting your dad down and...
Stop.
382
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
Stop.
383
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,180
I'm going to get... Oh, my God. What did
you do with your life? Look at you.
384
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,320
What did I do with my life?
385
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,280
Your dad gets you a food truck, puts you
to work, thinking you're doing good. I
386
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,100
feel like you go back to it and work
with it.
387
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:52,360
No, you're a good girl. You're making
good money. You're just being an asshole
388
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,880
now. No, no. I'm just kidding. I'm just
kidding. You're the one with $470 in her
389
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880
pocket.
390
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,720
Shit. I'm the one broke.
391
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,460
So bad business decision is mine.
392
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,100
You want to make another $100?
393
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,860
Not all the way broke yet.
394
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,600
You're not all the way broke? What's the
other $100?
395
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,880
Well, I'm thinking.
396
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,390
You don't really match, you know? You
got like a shirt off and you got these
397
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,870
jeans on, so you don't, you know? I
think we need to match, right?
398
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:25,330
We need to match? Yeah, we need to
match. We need to make sure you look
399
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,310
matching. You want me to take my pants
off?
400
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,090
Wow, you're sweet. You catch on quick.
401
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,390
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing,
bing, bing.
402
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,150
Oh my God, another $100.
403
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:40,470
And you keep smiling, so I think you
kind of like it. This is just so
404
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,210
It's like a reflex or something.
405
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,450
Really? Is that like a nervous laugh?
406
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,700
I think so.
407
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,720
Yeah, it's really bizarre, and you keep
putting that fucking camera. I'm sorry.
408
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,120
Do you want me to back up? Look, I'll
back up. I'll give you some room.
409
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,320
Look, I don't want you to think we're...
There, look at that.
410
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:57,299
How's that?
411
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,300
Okay.
412
00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,740
I'll take my pants off.
413
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,620
For a hundred dollars?
414
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,400
A hundred dollars.
415
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,900
Okay. Money.
416
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,460
I have to take my shoes off.
417
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,370
Wait, can people sit in here?
418
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,830
No, no one could see. Don't worry. You
want your $100? Here, let me give you
419
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,670
$100 so you have somewhere to put it.
Put it in your jeans.
420
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,070
Put it in your jeans.
421
00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:36,710
Look it. Man, you're taking all my
money.
422
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:37,990
Oh, my God.
423
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:41,870
So this is what you do. You just pick up
girls in food trucks and make them get
424
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:42,870
naked in your van.
425
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:46,570
You know what? No, but that is one hell
of an idea you got there. We should take
426
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,710
you up on that idea. We should drive
around and try to...
427
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:56,400
That's a great idea, though. Drive
around and pick up girls and try to get
428
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,820
to do crazy things for money.
429
00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:59,820
That's a great idea you got there.
430
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,080
A great idea?
431
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,180
Yeah.
432
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,340
Yeah, that's crazy.
433
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,480
What are you doing?
434
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,160
I'm folding my pants.
435
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,180
Okay.
436
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,100
Oh, my God.
437
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,860
Are you sexually active?
438
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,480
What the fuck kind of question is that?
439
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,980
That's a nice way of saying, are you
fucking?
440
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,800
Are we at like a fucking senior center?
441
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,900
Is this a senior center, are we?
442
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,340
Maybe. My driver's kind of crazy.
443
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,100
This is so bizarre.
444
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,520
This is bizarre, huh?
445
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,160
Yeah. I want you to take your panties
off.
446
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,600
You want me to take my panties off?
447
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,420
Yeah. You know where we're going with
this, but stop acting like you're
448
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:50,340
surprised. I know. You are halfway
naked, and you're making a shitload of
449
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,720
So why not just show us your pussy? I
mean, what do you got to lose?
450
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,900
You already, like, disappointed your
dad, so you might as well do it.
451
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,300
You might as well do it fucking all the
way.
452
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,400
Don't half -ass it.
453
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:05,660
Don't half -ass it. No, I'm sure he
taught you to go all the way with
454
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,760
right?
455
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,820
Like, with anything you start, he said
finish, right?
456
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,040
I'm sure he said never leave things
undone, right?
457
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:15,740
I'm sure he told you to be a... Well,
I'm pretty sure panties don't... I'm
458
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:19,800
he told you to go out there and get life
by the balls, figure of speech, and,
459
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,910
like... You know what I mean? And, like,
take it, right?
460
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:26,050
And, like, follow through with things.
Don't be a procrastinator, right?
461
00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,610
Don't be a procrastinator. Follow
through with things.
462
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:29,970
Finish what you start.
463
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,610
You just want me to take my panties off.
Exactly, I do.
464
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,810
Whatever, fuck it.
465
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,750
Really, just fuck it. Butt naked.
466
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:39,489
Fuck it.
467
00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:41,550
God damn. I can't believe you did that.
468
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:42,770
Fuck you. Whatever.
469
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,470
YOLO.
470
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:47,050
Did she just say YOLO? Did I just hear
YOLO?
471
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:51,370
She really just said yola. I didn't.
472
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,210
Okay, so now what?
473
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,870
Oh, God, did I really ask that question?
474
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,150
Yeah.
475
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,510
No,
476
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:01,710
no, no, hold on, hold on.
477
00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,910
Wait, what? I want to see you open your
legs.
478
00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,170
No.
479
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:10,050
Come on, open those legs. Show us the
pussy.
480
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:11,310
I just did.
481
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,730
What are you doing there?
482
00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:25,990
You're the one naked in the back of a
white van full of strangers
483
00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:32,730
You're the one that got naked so don't
start
484
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,170
complaining to me that I'm sick
485
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:48,290
Huh? Do you touch your pussy at all? I'm
not going to do that. Huh?
486
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:50,370
Do you touch your pussy at all? You're
so creepy.
487
00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:51,810
I'm creepy?
488
00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:55,610
Yeah, you probably like creepy. Look at
you.
489
00:22:56,590 --> 00:23:00,670
I don't know if I like creepy. I don't
know. You did get naked. You let creepy
490
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:01,750
talk you into getting naked.
491
00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:03,810
I can't. Well, I mean.
492
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:05,430
I can't.
493
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:06,069
Fuck off.
494
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,290
Yeah. Okay.
495
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,390
You know what? We should. Hey, come.
496
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:12,770
You want to meet my friend over here? I
got a friend.
497
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,700
I got a douchebag friend. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
498
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,660
Oh, my God.
499
00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:21,800
No, no, no, no. What do you mean? No,
no, no. Keep those off.
500
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,580
Lay back. Enjoy the seat.
501
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,760
Enjoy the seat.
502
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,060
Oh, my God.
503
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160
There you go.
504
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:33,540
Can I help you? Look, pussy changed his
life.
505
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:36,320
See his shirt? Oh, my God.
506
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,400
With the dollar signs.
507
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:42,200
What kind of men you like? What kind of
men you dig? Do you have a boyfriend?
508
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,240
Kind of. Ooh.
509
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,140
You're a bad girl.
510
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,600
Well, I said kind of. See, pussy does
anything for money, huh?
511
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,640
That's crazy.
512
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:53,220
You got a boyfriend.
513
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,800
Disappointing your dad.
514
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:57,160
You're just letting all kinds of people
down.
515
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,220
Whatever. Don't let us down today.
516
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:03,560
I got in the van with you and I'm naked.
517
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,440
Exactly. I don't think that... Don't let
us down today.
518
00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:11,340
Oh, my God. Us as a whole. I gotta get
back to my tracks.
519
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:14,850
You got to get back to your truck? We'll
start driving that way, just so you can
520
00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:17,170
feel. All right, I'll turn around. Yeah,
so you feel safe.
521
00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:19,270
But you are naked.
522
00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:20,670
I am naked.
523
00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:21,990
Yeah.
524
00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:23,190
So what should we do?
525
00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:25,390
We can start by touching.
526
00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:28,570
Like first base now.
527
00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:29,870
I don't know.
528
00:24:31,010 --> 00:24:32,010
Oh, my God.
529
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:35,010
You just let my buddy touch your titty.
He just kind of grabbed it.
530
00:24:35,230 --> 00:24:37,530
Yeah, you liked it. I liked it.
531
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,040
No, I was a question.
532
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:45,700
Let him touch it again. You mind?
533
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400
Do you mind?
534
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,040
With your tongue?
535
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,040
Oh, my God.
536
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500
Okay.
537
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,120
You like your titties getting sucked on?
538
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,400
This is so bizarre.
539
00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,220
Hey, keep doing that.
540
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,540
Well, I've never had anything as
dangerous back on my titties.
541
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,860
I wonder how many times you've said
bizarre and creepy today. Probably fuck
542
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:18,320
Do you know how many times I've said
fuck you? I don't know why I said
543
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,840
It's just a really weird situation.
544
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,019
You nervous?
545
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,600
Yeah. You know what would have helped
that nervousness?
546
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,500
You know what would have helped?
547
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,500
Like,
548
00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:32,640
you know how they say getting in front
of a crowd?
549
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:36,020
You know, how you help that nervousness?
550
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:37,420
You ever hear what?
551
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,840
What they say to do, the trick to do, is
picture everyone naked.
552
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,960
And it helps you get unnervous.
553
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,540
So maybe if my buddy here gets naked,
that would help you get unnervous. So
554
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:49,340
way you wouldn't feel like you're the
only one, right?
555
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,080
Is this all making sense to you? Oh,
yeah.
556
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,660
That's genius logic.
557
00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:55,060
Genius logic?
558
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:56,720
So good. Go ahead and get naked.
559
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,960
Oh, my God. Wait, really?
560
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,980
What? Yeah, you just said that was
genius.
561
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:04,160
I'm taking your word for it. I was being
a smartass.
562
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,319
Were you?
563
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,320
You've got to be careful.
564
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,160
I mean, you know. He's really just
taking his pants off.
565
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,059
Why not?
566
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,420
He can take me back.
567
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,739
Take you back?
568
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,740
Yeah.
569
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,700
All right, we've got to have, like, a
safe word.
570
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:22,280
You've got to scream pineapples if
you're... I have to scream pineapples?
571
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:25,220
pineapples when you've had too much.
572
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,140
He's just naked over there.
573
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,360
So? You're naked over here.
574
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,580
Oh, my God.
575
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,600
What are you doing?
576
00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:40,530
Give us some more money.
577
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:41,750
No,
578
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,270
I'm tired of giving money.
579
00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:45,250
No. I'm tired of giving money.
580
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:47,250
No, I'm tired of giving money.
581
00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:49,570
I'm sitting next to a strange naked
dude.
582
00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:52,390
Yeah, and what's wrong with that? In a
van, naked. Why don't you grab his
583
00:26:54,330 --> 00:26:56,470
Grab his penis. Just grab it, and let's
see what happens.
584
00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:58,090
Just grab it? Just touch it.
585
00:26:58,370 --> 00:26:59,430
Reach over and touch it.
586
00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:01,670
This is the most fucked up thing I've
ever done.
587
00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:05,270
Well, no, not yet, this isn't.
588
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:06,810
Not yet?
589
00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:07,830
No.
590
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:09,790
We're not done yet.
591
00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:11,790
Oh, no. I see where this is going.
592
00:27:13,490 --> 00:27:14,490
Listen.
593
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,070
I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
594
00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,610
I'm trying to get you to fuck me.
595
00:27:19,810 --> 00:27:20,990
I kind of figured that.
596
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:23,490
I want to film it.
597
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:25,770
So what's it going to take?
598
00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,770
You're naked, all right? So you're not
that innocent.
599
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:31,490
No, I guess not.
600
00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:33,830
No. So you're not that innocent.
601
00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:35,290
You're naked.
602
00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,290
He's naked.
603
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:44,580
You know, I don't know if you like
scumbag Puerto Ricans, but he's not that
604
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,840
He's my brother's scumbag Puerto Rican.
605
00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:50,580
You guys are so nice to each other.
Yeah, no, we are. Well, yeah.
606
00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:54,580
Scumbags have the best sex, right?
607
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,520
You ever date a scumbag?
608
00:27:57,420 --> 00:27:59,600
No? You probably did, you just didn't
know.
609
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,000
You probably had really good sex with
him, too.
610
00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:06,790
Oh, my God. Listen, what's it going to
take? I'm done talking. I want you to
611
00:28:06,790 --> 00:28:09,710
fuck this guy. No, if I fuck him, you'll
take me back to my truck.
612
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:12,490
Well, I mean, I'm going to take you back
to your truck regardless. That's not,
613
00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:14,950
you know, I don't want to make, I'm not
trying to make you fuck him. I'm just
614
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:16,110
asking you what would it take.
615
00:28:16,470 --> 00:28:18,490
What would it take for you to fuck him?
Would it take money?
616
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,950
Would it take him touching your pussy,
getting you wet?
617
00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:24,550
How are you going to get your rent?
618
00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:26,510
I give you what?
619
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,210
Like, I need another $400 for rent.
620
00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:32,710
For rent? Oh, you need rent money!
621
00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:34,370
Is that what you just said?
622
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:40,690
She said every girl has her little... Is
that what you need right now?
623
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,830
You need rent? Well, he needs a blowjob.
624
00:28:43,810 --> 00:28:45,470
And you need rent money.
625
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:47,270
He needs a blowjob.
626
00:28:48,010 --> 00:28:49,230
So I give him a blowjob.
627
00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:51,990
So who was going to give you your rent
money? Daddy?
628
00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:55,490
Daddy was going to give you your rent
money? No, I would make it, but now I
629
00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:56,490
can't get shoes too.
630
00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,670
Shoes too? Wow, you just have so many...
631
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,580
Now the truth is coming out. See how
girls like to spend money.
632
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,160
Look, start throwing money at them. Oh,
my God. I mean, you're already at $400.
633
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240
You got the rent money.
634
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:11,160
Well, no, I... Oh, you need $400 more
for the rent.
635
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680
Listen,
636
00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:15,640
I'll buy you shoes and rent.
637
00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:17,720
You'll buy me shoes and rent.
638
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:21,260
You better fuck the shit out of them
like you've never fucked anyone before.
639
00:29:21,540 --> 00:29:23,800
She didn't even want to give us a dollar
off off the drinks.
640
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:26,560
Yeah, and now all of a sudden... I
can't. Fuck you.
641
00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:33,910
I want to see her fuck.
642
00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:37,590
I could throw down some money if I could
see her fuck.
643
00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:41,210
I think I can manage that. I mean, look
at those tits, dude.
644
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:45,470
All right, come down here. Come right
down here.
645
00:29:48,170 --> 00:29:49,170
On my knees?
646
00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:50,490
Yeah, on your knees. Come right down
here.
647
00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:56,310
Look at, she was sweating over here.
She's a little nervous. I was sweating.
648
00:29:56,530 --> 00:29:57,690
I was so nervous.
649
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:04,050
You want your rent money?
650
00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:05,210
Okay.
651
00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:08,110
I'll happily give you your rent money.
652
00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:10,890
Oh, my God. Is this what you guys do all
the time?
653
00:30:11,150 --> 00:30:12,530
I don't know, but it's a hell of an
idea.
654
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,560
Have fun.
655
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,880
Okay.
656
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:49,440
Keep going. Keep going?
657
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,680
Yeah, have fun.
658
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,620
Pretty close.
659
00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:07,270
Slapped her face in it.
660
00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:08,950
You know she's being mad.
661
00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:15,850
Keep going. I feel like I'm like a
family member.
662
00:32:16,070 --> 00:32:17,070
Keep going.
663
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,360
You just keep going still.
664
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:58,020
Must it go all the way?
665
00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,379
I don't know.
666
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:01,880
That's pretty big. I don't know if I can
fit that whole thing.
667
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,060
Oh, my God. There ain't no way.
668
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,440
That's too big.
669
00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:18,920
Doesn't hurt to try, huh?
670
00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,680
I'm trying. It's too thick.
671
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,500
It will hurt, but fuck it.
672
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:27,960
We'll get it through. You're here,
right? Like you were saying, it'll go
673
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960
way.
674
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,040
You're going to do something.
675
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,360
You ready to fuck?
676
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:34,960
Oh, my God.
677
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,420
Come on. Is that pussy? Feel it.
678
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,660
Feel that pussy. Don't touch your pussy.
679
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320
Don't touch the pussy.
680
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,620
It's wet.
681
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,020
It's wet.
682
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,040
Ow. Okay.
683
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,720
You just left a box of rivers over
there.
684
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:06,540
You can use that for your great idea,
right? Yeah. Pick up girls.
685
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:07,740
Pick up girls.
686
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,639
See what they'll do for money.
687
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,500
Oh, my God.
688
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,320
Apparently, you'll do a lot for money.
Dot com.
689
00:34:17,070 --> 00:34:18,110
You got nice tits, though.
690
00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:19,730
Go ahead, jump on.
691
00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:21,550
Let's see what your pussy can do.
692
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,389
What do you know my pussy can do?
693
00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:28,989
Oh, look, she doesn't turn around.
694
00:34:29,409 --> 00:34:31,030
She loves showing off her titties.
695
00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:32,429
Showing off my titty.
696
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:34,650
Oh, my God.
697
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560
lean back, lean back
698
00:49:35,310 --> 00:49:36,310
a truck like this?
699
00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:38,350
Sure. Help you sell food.
700
00:49:39,830 --> 00:49:42,930
Dude, I can't believe you... You're
awesome, dude.
701
00:49:43,350 --> 00:49:44,350
I'm awesome?
702
00:49:44,530 --> 00:49:45,530
Yeah, you're awesome.
703
00:49:45,670 --> 00:49:49,870
You fucked a complete stranger in a van
for money. It was good, though.
704
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,230
Yeah. It's awesome.
705
00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:56,710
That's awesome for us, but it's very
terrible for your father.
706
00:49:57,530 --> 00:49:59,550
He doesn't need to know. Yeah, Daddy's
gonna be pissed.
707
00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:00,810
He doesn't need to know.
708
00:50:01,310 --> 00:50:03,650
Daddy would be so disappointed. It's not
like we're gonna post this online or
709
00:50:03,650 --> 00:50:04,650
anything.
710
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,040
I did awesome.
711
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,400
Dude, the rest of your day is going to
go by so smooth.
712
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,900
Yeah. Selling that food.
713
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,880
Oh, my God. I probably look like a mess.
714
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,920
How far away are we?
715
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,680
Like three or four blocks.
716
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,500
All right.
717
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,340
Yeah, she made, what, 500 bucks today?
718
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,120
Well, four, I'd offer an extra four,
like 900.
719
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,340
Oh, I owe her that other four, right?
Yeah.
720
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:03,220
Alright, we'll get it in a second.
721
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,640
So, is lunch on her or what? Lunch on
me.
722
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:10,899
For sure.
723
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,780
Nah, I ain't eating shit off that truck.
Those trucks are nasty.
724
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,840
Fuck you.
725
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,760
Those trucks got nasty ass food.
726
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,200
My truck isn't nasty.
727
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,060
Nah, your truck might be good though,
but... I'm not willing to take that.
728
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:27,820
You're not?
729
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,900
Dude, your dad would be so disappointed
if you left your food truck unattended
730
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,520
for a good hour.
731
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:37,040
It's been an hour?
732
00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:39,460
At least. Oh, my God, yeah.
733
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,920
I'm in trouble.
734
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,180
Yeah, right?
735
00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:47,480
At least she has money to show for it.
She could be like, no, Dad, we made
736
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,480
money, look.
737
00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:52,660
And you still have all the food left.
738
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,540
How do you have food left and you still
made all this money?
739
00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:59,650
I know, it's not going to make any
sense. No, listen, you should go donate
740
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:00,549
that food now.
741
00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:03,270
Because it's going to go rotten. I'm so
funny.
742
00:52:09,350 --> 00:52:11,890
Are you just filming me putting my
clothes back on?
743
00:52:12,290 --> 00:52:13,630
Yeah. Yeah?
744
00:52:13,870 --> 00:52:17,150
I'm just so surprised that you actually
went through with it. Oh, yeah, me too.
745
00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:19,830
It was fun though.
746
00:52:20,030 --> 00:52:21,030
You're a real slut.
747
00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:23,410
Oh my god, don't you want to wear it?
More.
748
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:25,350
I'm a real slut.
749
00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:26,710
I'm adventurous.
750
00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:28,610
She's an adventurous slut.
751
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:30,270
You're very slutty.
752
00:52:30,770 --> 00:52:32,110
Were you this slutty in school?
753
00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:34,830
No. You must have fucked all your
friends.
754
00:52:35,170 --> 00:52:36,310
No. Huh?
755
00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:39,070
It was like all they had to be was your
friend and then you probably fucked
756
00:52:39,070 --> 00:52:40,530
them, huh? Oh my God, no.
757
00:52:41,010 --> 00:52:42,010
Probably gave them some head.
758
00:52:42,210 --> 00:52:45,310
No. You were like, oh, this is so
bizarre. I can't believe you're fucking
759
00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:47,950
right now. Fuck off. I hate you so much.
You're like, I can't believe you're
760
00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:49,190
fucking me. Take me back to my shit.
761
00:52:50,190 --> 00:52:53,090
I can't believe we're fucking. We're
friends, and we're fucking. That's so
762
00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:54,090
bizarre.
763
00:52:54,150 --> 00:52:55,750
No, I don't fuck my friends.
764
00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:59,110
Really? Not even one? Did you ever fuck
one of your girlfriends, boyfriends?
765
00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:00,930
No.
766
00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:03,190
You're such a liar. Look, you're
smiling.
767
00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:04,189
I know.
768
00:53:04,190 --> 00:53:07,670
You probably have. Because I'm, like,
dripping with sweat. It's okay. Maybe
769
00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:10,670
were mad at her. Maybe she fucked you
over, so, you know, so you did it.
770
00:53:11,890 --> 00:53:13,370
No. No, not at all?
771
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:16,430
Do you have a lot of sex in college, in
high school?
772
00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:18,310
In college, a little bit.
773
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,140
When did you lose your virginity?
774
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,440
When I was 18.
775
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:27,100
18? Yeah. That's too long ago. I would
have guessed like 15.
776
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:35,540
No, I'm just crazy. I've never met such
a, like, happy little slut. A happy
777
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:36,540
little slut?
778
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,560
Yeah.
779
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,300
Fuck off.
780
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:43,400
You guys are so bad.
781
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:48,040
You're the one that actually fucked for
money. We're not bad. Fucked for money?
782
00:53:48,060 --> 00:53:49,060
We just paid you.
783
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:51,330
Like, why are we weird?
784
00:53:52,890 --> 00:53:55,650
Like... Because you just, like, went up
to me in the food truck and were like,
785
00:53:55,790 --> 00:53:59,010
you know... Yeah, but, like, all we did
was offer you money and you took your
786
00:53:59,010 --> 00:54:00,470
clothes off and fucked a random guy.
787
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:01,770
But yet, I'm bad.
788
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:04,310
I'm bad for paying.
789
00:54:05,310 --> 00:54:07,770
I didn't say you were bad. You should be
a stripper now. You should become a
790
00:54:07,770 --> 00:54:09,710
stripper. You should, like, go
stripping. I can't dance.
791
00:54:10,110 --> 00:54:11,210
You can't dance? No!
792
00:54:12,010 --> 00:54:14,610
You ain't gotta dance. You just gotta
give handjobs in the back. Ow!
793
00:54:15,530 --> 00:54:16,530
Thank God, no.
794
00:54:17,550 --> 00:54:19,850
You think any of those girls know how to
dance? They don't know how to dance.
795
00:54:20,870 --> 00:54:21,870
Wait, really?
796
00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:23,270
Ew, that's so gross, though.
797
00:54:24,770 --> 00:54:25,770
So gross?
798
00:54:25,810 --> 00:54:26,970
Yeah. What's gross about it?
799
00:54:27,410 --> 00:54:29,230
Rubbing your tits up against random
strangers?
800
00:54:29,470 --> 00:54:30,470
Yeah, I think so.
801
00:54:30,490 --> 00:54:31,790
Yeah, that is gross.
802
00:54:32,830 --> 00:54:34,150
That would be so gross.
803
00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:35,830
Oh, my God. Yeah.
804
00:54:36,070 --> 00:54:38,950
And then imagine fucking him, a complete
stranger.
805
00:54:39,150 --> 00:54:40,530
God, that's even grosser, huh?
806
00:54:41,090 --> 00:54:42,570
Okay. That's so nasty.
807
00:54:43,070 --> 00:54:44,170
You gotta be real.
808
00:54:44,410 --> 00:54:50,980
What? You must love Dick. I applaud you,
though. Look, I applaud you. I know I'm
809
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:52,800
making you sound like an asshole, but
I'm just telling jokes.
810
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,600
You are being an asshole.
811
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,680
But I'm just telling jokes, because I
applaud you for being a go -getter in
812
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:03,520
life. You're going to be something big
in life, because you grab the
813
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,860
and you run with it. I hate you so much.
You know what I mean?
814
00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:10,900
She saw it, she goes, hey, there's a way
for me to make money, and you fucking
815
00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:11,900
did it.
816
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,420
You weren't scared. Most girls would
have scared and ran out.
817
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,540
And you showed them. All those girls
that would have ran out, you showed
818
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:20,140
You're like, look at me now, bitch. I
got money.
819
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,820
What the fuck is wrong with him?
820
00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:27,380
You know what I mean?
821
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,820
It's so fucking weird.
822
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:34,240
How far away are we? We're right here.
Why don't we just cross that bridge?
823
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:36,300
Okay. Don't panic.
824
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,280
I know. I just have to finish my shift
and close out.
825
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:41,320
You have to finish your shift and close
out. I know.
826
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:45,180
Where do you go from here? You just stay
there? You drive another, you got to
827
00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:46,540
drive around, right? Yeah. It's still
early.
828
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,200
Got a couple more spots?
829
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,740
Yeah, like when people get out of work
in a few minutes.
830
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,800
Okay.
831
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,120
You ever fuck anybody? Like a customer?
832
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:01,860
Like a customer? Like some hot
construction guy came and you're like,
833
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,180
listen, I'll give you a free burrito if
you give me your burrito.
834
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,680
We'll do a burrito exchange.
835
00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:09,180
You ever do a burrito exchange?
836
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,640
You should have burrito exchange day.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
837
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,200
Every Thursday, burrito exchange.
Burrito exchange?
838
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:21,600
Yeah. You give a free burrito in
exchange for their burrito.
839
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:23,600
I don't think that's how it works. Do
you like Spanish, guys?
840
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:26,660
I don't know. Do you like Spanish food?
Do you like burritos?
841
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:33,180
Puerto Ricans don't really serve
burritos, but what would yours be?
842
00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:37,300
You're Puerto Rican. What would that be?
It's a plátano. It's a plátano. Do you
843
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,980
like plátanos? I don't even know what
that is.
844
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,440
It's a fucking banana.
845
00:56:41,540 --> 00:56:42,540
Oh, okay.
846
00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:43,820
It's a banana.
847
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:47,880
Wait, where the fuck is my truck?
848
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,480
Really? What do you mean?
849
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,180
The truck's right there.
850
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,780
Wait. The fuck?
851
00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:54,020
Really, guys?
852
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,120
The fuck did you do in my truck?
853
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,060
What do you mean, we?
854
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,780
Is this the right place?
855
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,060
Wait, are you in the right place? You're
not in the right place.
856
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,240
Yeah, you left it right in the fire
extinguisher. I thought you left it
857
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,240
there.
858
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:21,600
I didn't. No, I didn't park my fire
extinguisher. You were parking right
859
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:23,580
Oh, there's the fire extinguisher there.
860
00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:25,420
Holy shit.
861
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:28,500
Oh, my God. Dude, you're really in
trouble now.
862
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,760
Fucking A. Oh, my God.
863
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,760
Maybe you could get out and ask one of
those construction workers over there if
864
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:39,780
they got towed. Is there a sign
somewhere that says, like, a towing?
865
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,720
your shit got towed.
866
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,940
Fuck you, guys. It got towed or stolen.
867
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,800
Oh, my God.
868
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,900
Do you think they've been here the whole
time?
869
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:52,200
Dude, I want to know what you're going
to do. I don't know. Where's your tow
870
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,200
truck? Where's your truck?
871
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:56,560
Where's your food truck? I don't even
know where to look for a tow truck.
872
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,320
Listen, I'll do this. We'll do this,
okay?
873
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,640
Let's fucking go ask some of those guys.
We'll go ask those guys, see if they
874
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:03,640
got it. Okay.
875
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,840
Fuck, bro.
876
00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:10,540
Hey, hey, hey.
877
00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:20,290
Before we go ask those guys, just check
your pockets. Make sure you got all your
878
00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:22,750
money. Because I don't want to leave you
here with your money. Dude, what the
879
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:23,750
fuck? Give it back.
880
00:58:23,850 --> 00:58:24,850
See you later.
881
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,610
Yo, she's fucked. She got no food truck.
882
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:37,370
Where's our food truck?
883
00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:44,110
You think that shit got towed? It got
towed. It had to. It got towed.
884
00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:45,550
Hold on.
885
00:58:45,670 --> 00:58:49,390
She's coming up, man. Hurry up. Hurry
up, man. Tell this fucking shit to turn
886
00:58:49,390 --> 00:58:51,350
green. Let me erase my window.
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