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How are you?

I'm fine.

I need to talk to you.

I was about to watch my show.

Oh yeah, you can deal with that later.

This is more important.

Is it... You got the rent?

Yeah, that can be sorted another day.

Sort it another day? It's going to be like two months soon that you're behind.

Yeah, if it's bothering you that much, then I mean, you can always pay it.

Well, of course I'm going to pay it.

i am responsible do you you need to you're supposed to pay what what is it

so obviously i keep showing you the mold in my room i feel like it's getting

worse it's not there's barely any mold yes there is it's like half of my room

covered in like green stuff it's disgusting it's not i already called the

landlord like i don't it's not like it's fine i mean You watch too much TikTok

videos or something. You think it's like a big deal.

I mean, if you think it's not that much of a deal, how about I've got a really

good idea. You can have that room and I'll have yours.

No.

What do you mean no?

This is my place. Like, my name's on the lease. I'm not going to give you my

bedroom.

Well, how about you go in the other room, the spare room?

And sleep on like the...

The cot?

Yeah.

I'm sure that'll be comfy enough for you.

How about you do that?

I don't want to do that. Or you can sleep on the couch. I'm a girl. I need

closet space.

I've got no closet space.

And I don't want my clothes being affected by the mold.

I'm reporting you to immigration.

What do you mean? You wouldn't do that. You love me too much.

You need to go back. You need to go back to the UK.

You are a nightmare.

You're not going to try to take my room.

You left me staying here.

Oh, my God.

It was fun at first, and then... It still is now.

But I just need your room.

No, you're not getting my room.

Why do you keep saying no to me?

Because somebody's got to say no to you. You can't get everything you want.

Since when? You can't move in and then just... And, like... Barely paying rent

and, like, you bring people over all the time. You make all kinds of noise.

You're out partying all hours of the night. Don't get jealous.

I'm not being jealous. Yes, you are.

I'm going to move into your room tonight.

And you can move or you can even sleep on the couch. This is a lovely couch.

I'm not sleeping on the couch.

Okay, well, go in the spare room. Or go in my room.

I... Oh, my God.

Why are you... looking at me like that do you think just because you're because

you're pretty you can just you can do whatever you want yeah that's usually

it works no i'm not no you're not moving my room please

no oh whatever we'll talk about this another time okay we talked about it

already talked about it

waking me up.

You've just been rubbing that all against me. It's disgusting.

What the fuck's going on?

You've just been rubbing that up and working me up.

I what?

You've been rubbing it up and down me.

What are you doing in my bed?

I got in late last night and we were meant to swap rooms. I tried to push you

out and you didn't leave.

I told you you couldn't.

No. And I told you that we were switching. Why haven't you gone in the

room?

Because this is my room, you crazy... You've been such a pervert, rubbing that

up and down on me all evening.

Were you naked in the bed?

Well, yeah, I sleep naked.

Why have you got it out?

Because I sleep naked too.

Genius, what are you talking about?

Well, you could have went the other way.

I was asleep.

I didn't know what I was doing.

I mean, if you're asleep, why are you hard?

Why are you rubbing it up against me?

People, it gets hard when you're asleep.

You're such a pervert. I didn't know you were in here.

Yes, you did. I told you I was going to be in here.

I'm sure you woke up in the night when I tried to push you off the bed.

No. Yeah.

Are you going to go sleep in the other room or what?

No. It's morning time anyway. Go get up. Get out of my room. I'm not getting out

of the room.

This bed's more comfy than mine.

Oh, my God. I can't do it. Oh, God.

I need to go back to sleep.

Well, so do I. You just woke me up, rubbing that up and down me.

Okay, I can't control the things I do when I'm asleep and you're naked and you

put your butt against it.

And?

Well, I can't, I can't.

Are you going to get out or what?

No. Well, neither am I, but stop rubbing that up against me. Okay, just turn

around then. I can't deal with this anymore.

Are you jerking off?

What?

Why are you wondering?

I don't know.

Because I want to and this is my room and I'm allowed to jerk off in my own

room. That's so strange.

I think it's strange.

You're the strange one.

How am I the strange one? Who gets into somebody's bed in the middle of the

night naked and then wakes them up? I was out last night.

I already told you that you couldn't... We're not swapping rooms.

And I told you we were.

Okay, I don't think you understand that I... You can have something that you

want, and if it's different than something that I want, what I want goes.

And what do you want?

I want for things... I want for you to be normal and stop being a maniac.

I am normal. I just want to be in this room.

And you're still jerking off.

What, do you talk to me or something?

Well, I mean, you look all right, you know. And you're not going to try it

me?

What, are you going to call the police on me?

Well, no, I just want you to be nice to me and, you know.

I could be nice. It doesn't look too bad, I mean.

Really?

Maybe you could slide it right in there.

kind of trick?

No.

I mean, why should you have all the fun?

See, that's such a bad roommate after all.

This means this is your room now, huh?

You want me to move in your room?

I mean, I guess that's what it's looking like after that, I guess.

It feels like it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh my god

You don't want me going back to the UK now, no?

Yeah, I think so.

I won't look for you.

We can share my room for now.