Original subtitles

>> [ SWALLOWING GREEDILY ] [ BURPS ] AHH!

[ BURPS ] AHH! [ ANIMALS CALLING ]

AHH! [ ANIMALS CALLING ] [ BABBLING ]

[ ANIMALS CALLING ] [ BABBLING ] >> [ GROWLS ]

[ BABBLING ] >> [ GROWLS ] [ ROARS ]

>> [ GROWLS ] [ ROARS ] >> [ CONTINUES BABBLING ]

[ ROARS ] >> [ CONTINUES BABBLING ] >> [ HISSES ]

>> [ CONTINUES BABBLING ] >> [ HISSES ] [ GRUNTS, SHOUTS ]

>> [ HISSES ] [ GRUNTS, SHOUTS ] [ ZIP! WHOOSH! ]

[ GRUNTS, SHOUTS ] [ ZIP! WHOOSH! ] >> [ GROANS LOUDLY ]

[ ZIP! WHOOSH! ] >> [ GROANS LOUDLY ] >> [ GRUMBLING ]

>> [ GROANS LOUDLY ] >> [ GRUMBLING ] [ STOMACH RUMBLES ]

>> [ GRUMBLING ] [ STOMACH RUMBLES ] AH!

[ STOMACH RUMBLES ] AH! >> [ CRIES ]

AH! >> [ CRIES ] [ GROWLING ]

>> [ CRIES ] [ GROWLING ] [ ROARS ]

[ GROWLING ] [ ROARS ] >> [ SHRIEKS ]

[ ROARS ] >> [ SHRIEKS ] >> [ MUNCHING GREEDILY ]

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> [ MUNCHING GREEDILY ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS ]

>> [ MUNCHING GREEDILY ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS ] [ CAR RUMBLING, BEEPING ]

[ CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS ] [ CAR RUMBLING, BEEPING ] [ ALL SCREAM ]

[ CAR RUMBLING, BEEPING ] [ ALL SCREAM ] >> [ SHRIEKING ]

[ ALL SCREAM ] >> [ SHRIEKING ] >> [ GAGS, SCREAMS ]

>> [ SHRIEKING ] >> [ GAGS, SCREAMS ] HYAH!

>> [ GAGS, SCREAMS ] HYAH! [ GRUMBLING ]

HYAH! [ GRUMBLING ] [ BEES BUZZING ]

[ GRUMBLING ] [ BEES BUZZING ] [ PANTING ]

[ BEES BUZZING ] [ PANTING ] >> [ BEEPS ]

[ PANTING ] >> [ BEEPS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ COOS ] [ SOUR NOTES PLAY, MUSIC ENDS ] >> [ BEEPS ANGRILY ]

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY, MUSIC ENDS ] >> [ BEEPS ANGRILY ] >> AAH!

[ GROANING ]

[ SCREAMING, LIONS ROARING ] [ GROANING ]

[ LIONS GROAN ]

[ SHIMMERING, WARBLING ]

[ CRRRRREAK! ] >> DOUBLE BUBBLE. >> TOIL AND BUBBLE.

>> DOUBLE BUBBLE. >> TOIL AND BUBBLE. [ POP! ]

>> TOIL AND BUBBLE. [ POP! ] [ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ POP! ] [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> OW!

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> OW! >> WATCH IT!

>> OW! >> WATCH IT! YOU WANT TO GET US CAUGHT?

>> WATCH IT! YOU WANT TO GET US CAUGHT? >> OUR PARTY HAS BEEN POOPED.

YOU WANT TO GET US CAUGHT? >> OUR PARTY HAS BEEN POOPED. >> MAN, OH, MAN.

>> OUR PARTY HAS BEEN POOPED. >> MAN, OH, MAN. DO YOU BELIEVE THE WARDEN KEEPS

>> MAN, OH, MAN. DO YOU BELIEVE THE WARDEN KEEPS THIS ALL TO HIMSELF?

DO YOU BELIEVE THE WARDEN KEEPS THIS ALL TO HIMSELF? >> NOT TODAY, SUGARBUM.

THIS ALL TO HIMSELF? >> NOT TODAY, SUGARBUM. WE GOT THE WHOLE JOINT --

>> NOT TODAY, SUGARBUM. WE GOT THE WHOLE JOINT -- >> Alice: ALL TO OURSELVES.

WE GOT THE WHOLE JOINT -- >> Alice: ALL TO OURSELVES. [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

>> Alice: ALL TO OURSELVES. [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ DOLPHINS CHITTER ]

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ DOLPHINS CHITTER ] >> HOW RUDE.

[ DOLPHINS CHITTER ] >> HOW RUDE. >> FOILING THE MERRIMENT OF

>> HOW RUDE. >> FOILING THE MERRIMENT OF OTHERS.

>> FOILING THE MERRIMENT OF OTHERS. >> Warden: FORE!

OTHERS. >> Warden: FORE! [ WHISTLE! ]

>> Warden: FORE! [ WHISTLE! ] [ PLINK! ]

[ WHISTLE! ] [ PLINK! ] [ BOTH LAUGHING ]

[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ] CLEARLY, THIS COURSE IS DEFECTIVE.

CLEARLY, THIS COURSE IS DEFECTIVE. HOW ELSE COULD I HAVE LOST TO

DEFECTIVE. HOW ELSE COULD I HAVE LOST TO YOU THREE TIMES IN A ROW?

HOW ELSE COULD I HAVE LOST TO YOU THREE TIMES IN A ROW? NEW ROUND!

YOU THREE TIMES IN A ROW? NEW ROUND! [ LAUGHTER]

NEW ROUND! [ LAUGHTER] [ POP! ]

[ LAUGHTER] [ POP! ] >> [ CRIES ]

[ POP! ] >> [ CRIES ] >> Warden: AND THIS ONE -- UNH!

>> [ CRIES ] >> Warden: AND THIS ONE -- UNH! JAILBOT! LITTLE HELP?

>> Warden: AND THIS ONE -- UNH! JAILBOT! LITTLE HELP? >> [ SQUEAKING ]

JAILBOT! LITTLE HELP? >> [ SQUEAKING ] AAH!

>> [ SQUEAKING ] AAH! [ WHIR! ]

AAH! [ WHIR! ] >> Warden: HEY, THIS IS WORK

[ WHIR! ] >> Warden: HEY, THIS IS WORK TIME, NOT PLAY TIME.

>> Warden: HEY, THIS IS WORK TIME, NOT PLAY TIME. NOW GET THAT BALL!

TIME, NOT PLAY TIME. NOW GET THAT BALL! [ BUBBLE! ]

NOW GET THAT BALL! [ BUBBLE! ] >> Alice: WRAP IT UP, CONS.

[ BUBBLE! ] >> Alice: WRAP IT UP, CONS. YOUR TURN ENDED FIVE MINUTES

>> Alice: WRAP IT UP, CONS. YOUR TURN ENDED FIVE MINUTES AGO.

YOUR TURN ENDED FIVE MINUTES AGO. >> OOH! NICE 'KINI, A-BOMB.

AGO. >> OOH! NICE 'KINI, A-BOMB. OH, IF ONLY I HAD YOUR BUTT TO

>> OOH! NICE 'KINI, A-BOMB. OH, IF ONLY I HAD YOUR BUTT TO FILL OUT MY ONESIE.

OH, IF ONLY I HAD YOUR BUTT TO FILL OUT MY ONESIE. >> Alice: YEP, DO MY SQUATS,

FILL OUT MY ONESIE. >> Alice: YEP, DO MY SQUATS, KEEP IT TIGHT.

>> Alice: YEP, DO MY SQUATS, KEEP IT TIGHT. BUT FLATTERY WILL GET YOU

KEEP IT TIGHT. BUT FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE.

BUT FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE. MOVE IT.

NOWHERE. MOVE IT. >> AW, COME ON!

MOVE IT. >> AW, COME ON! WE STILL GOT A HALF A BOTTLE OF

>> AW, COME ON! WE STILL GOT A HALF A BOTTLE OF HOOCH LEFT.

WE STILL GOT A HALF A BOTTLE OF HOOCH LEFT. >> Alice: OH, REALLY?

HOOCH LEFT. >> Alice: OH, REALLY? >> AN '07-VINTAGE LEVEL "C"

>> Alice: OH, REALLY? >> AN '07-VINTAGE LEVEL "C" TOILET PRUNEAU FOR AN EXTRA 10

>> AN '07-VINTAGE LEVEL "C" TOILET PRUNEAU FOR AN EXTRA 10 MINUTES IN THE TUB?

TOILET PRUNEAU FOR AN EXTRA 10 MINUTES IN THE TUB? [ LAUGHTER ]

MINUTES IN THE TUB? [ LAUGHTER ] >> [ BEEPS ]

[ LAUGHTER ] >> [ BEEPS ] >> HEY! I KNOW THAT MODEL.

>> [ BEEPS ] >> HEY! I KNOW THAT MODEL. THERE'S A DEFECT IN THE THIRD

>> HEY! I KNOW THAT MODEL. THERE'S A DEFECT IN THE THIRD LINK FROM THE COLLAR.

THERE'S A DEFECT IN THE THIRD LINK FROM THE COLLAR. YOU CAN POP IT OFF WITH YOUR

LINK FROM THE COLLAR. YOU CAN POP IT OFF WITH YOUR TEETH IF YOU EVER FORGET THE

YOU CAN POP IT OFF WITH YOUR TEETH IF YOU EVER FORGET THE SAFETY WORD.

TEETH IF YOU EVER FORGET THE SAFETY WORD. >> [ GRUNTS ]

SAFETY WORD. >> [ GRUNTS ] >> OH, AND IF YOU'RE EVER

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> OH, AND IF YOU'RE EVER LOOKING FOR SOME OVERTIME, TRY

>> OH, AND IF YOU'RE EVER LOOKING FOR SOME OVERTIME, TRY BUSTING UP THE SECRET

LOOKING FOR SOME OVERTIME, TRY BUSTING UP THE SECRET COCKFIGHTING RING BEHIND BLOCK

BUSTING UP THE SECRET COCKFIGHTING RING BEHIND BLOCK 4, GIRLFRIEND.

COCKFIGHTING RING BEHIND BLOCK 4, GIRLFRIEND. >> Alice: THANKS FOR THE TIP,

4, GIRLFRIEND. >> Alice: THANKS FOR THE TIP, SIS.

>> Alice: THANKS FOR THE TIP, SIS. NOW CRANK UP THAT AIR JET.

SIS. NOW CRANK UP THAT AIR JET. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> GOING TO MY NOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Warden: HELLO?

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Warden: HELLO? I COULD'VE BEATEN JARED TWICE BY

>> Warden: HELLO? I COULD'VE BEATEN JARED TWICE BY NOW!

I COULD'VE BEATEN JARED TWICE BY NOW! [ ALARM BLARING ]

NOW! [ ALARM BLARING ] THANKS, BUDDY, BUT I'M NOT

[ ALARM BLARING ] THANKS, BUDDY, BUT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PUTTING ADVICE FROM

THANKS, BUDDY, BUT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PUTTING ADVICE FROM A NOVICE LIKE YOU.

LOOKING FOR PUTTING ADVICE FROM A NOVICE LIKE YOU. MULLIGAN!

A NOVICE LIKE YOU. MULLIGAN! >> [ CAWS ]

MULLIGAN! >> [ CAWS ] [ PLOOP! ]

>> [ CAWS ] [ PLOOP! ] >> Warden: SORRY, FOLKS.

[ PLOOP! ] >> Warden: SORRY, FOLKS. JUST PLAYING THROUGH.

>> Warden: SORRY, FOLKS. JUST PLAYING THROUGH. >> Jared: SIR!

JUST PLAYING THROUGH. >> Jared: SIR! THERE ARE INTRUDERS IN YOUR

>> Jared: SIR! THERE ARE INTRUDERS IN YOUR PRIVATE SPA!

THERE ARE INTRUDERS IN YOUR PRIVATE SPA! >> Warden: PEOPLE ARE USING MY

PRIVATE SPA! >> Warden: PEOPLE ARE USING MY PRIVATE SPA?

>> Warden: PEOPLE ARE USING MY PRIVATE SPA? I HAVE A PRIVATE SPA?

PRIVATE SPA? I HAVE A PRIVATE SPA? >> Alice: UH...YEAH.

I HAVE A PRIVATE SPA? >> Alice: UH...YEAH. I WAS JUST GETTING THESE TWO OUT

>> Alice: UH...YEAH. I WAS JUST GETTING THESE TWO OUT OF HERE.

I WAS JUST GETTING THESE TWO OUT OF HERE. >> Together: AAH!

OF HERE. >> Together: AAH! [ ZING! ]

>> Together: AAH! [ ZING! ] >> [ SIGHS ]

[ ZING! ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> Warden: NICE WORK, ALICE.

>> [ SIGHS ] >> Warden: NICE WORK, ALICE. I WISH SOME OTHERS CARED AS MUCH

>> Warden: NICE WORK, ALICE. I WISH SOME OTHERS CARED AS MUCH AS YOU.

I WISH SOME OTHERS CARED AS MUCH AS YOU. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF

AS YOU. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU'D BEEN ON THE BALL, MISTER.

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU'D BEEN ON THE BALL, MISTER. I WANT YOU GUARDING THIS PLACE

YOU'D BEEN ON THE BALL, MISTER. I WANT YOU GUARDING THIS PLACE 24/7 -- NO INTRUDERS, ZERO

I WANT YOU GUARDING THIS PLACE 24/7 -- NO INTRUDERS, ZERO TOLERANCE!

24/7 -- NO INTRUDERS, ZERO TOLERANCE! AND YOU'LL DO IT BY YOURSELF.

TOLERANCE! AND YOU'LL DO IT BY YOURSELF. FORE!

AND YOU'LL DO IT BY YOURSELF. FORE! [ RICOCHETING ]

FORE! [ RICOCHETING ] >> [ BEEPS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ WHIRS ANGRILY ] >> Alice: IF YOU LET US IN AND DON'T TATTLE, WE COULD ALL HANG

>> Alice: IF YOU LET US IN AND DON'T TATTLE, WE COULD ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER, COOL?

DON'T TATTLE, WE COULD ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER, COOL? >> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ]

OUT TOGETHER, COOL? >> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ] [ ALL GROAN ]

>> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ] [ ALL GROAN ] [ SNAP! ]

[ ALL GROAN ] [ SNAP! ] >> Alice: UH, THE HOT TUB IS

[ SNAP! ] >> Alice: UH, THE HOT TUB IS COUPLES-ONLY.

>> Alice: UH, THE HOT TUB IS COUPLES-ONLY. >> [ WHIRS SADLY ]

COUPLES-ONLY. >> [ WHIRS SADLY ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ WHIRS SADLY ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ALL SLURP ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ALL SLURP ] [ WHIRS SADLY ]

[ ALL SLURP ] [ WHIRS SADLY ] [ BUBBLE! ]

[ WHIRS SADLY ] [ BUBBLE! ] >> MY TEARS ARE JERKED FOR OUR

[ BUBBLE! ] >> MY TEARS ARE JERKED FOR OUR POOR ROBO-BRO.

>> MY TEARS ARE JERKED FOR OUR POOR ROBO-BRO. >> HE DESERVES THE COMFORT OF

POOR ROBO-BRO. >> HE DESERVES THE COMFORT OF COUPLEHOOD.

[ WHISTLE! ] >> [ BEEPS QUIZZICALLY ] >> [ BURPING, FARTING ]

>> [ BEEPS QUIZZICALLY ] >> [ BURPING, FARTING ] [ SPITS ]

>> [ BURPING, FARTING ] [ SPITS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ SPITS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ]

[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ] >> YOUNG LOVE...

>> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ] >> YOUNG LOVE... >> CAN BE INFECTIOUS.

[ GONG CRASHES ] >> [ BELLOWS ] [ RICOCHETING ]

>> [ BELLOWS ] [ RICOCHETING ] [ SHIMMERING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHTER] >> Warden: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S

[ LAUGHTER] >> Warden: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S MAKING A COMEBACK.

>> Warden: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S MAKING A COMEBACK. [ WHIR! ]

MAKING A COMEBACK. [ WHIR! ] AAH!

[ WHIR! ] AAH! >> Jared: SIR, IT IS ON!

AAH! >> Jared: SIR, IT IS ON! >> Warden: AAH!

>> Jared: SIR, IT IS ON! >> Warden: AAH! >> [ CRYING ]

>> All: EW! >> [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> WHAT IS THAT?

>> [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> WHAT IS THAT? >> NO CLUE, BUT I AM SKIMMING IT

>> WHAT IS THAT? >> NO CLUE, BUT I AM SKIMMING IT THE HECK OUT OF OUR HOT TUB.

>> NO CLUE, BUT I AM SKIMMING IT THE HECK OUT OF OUR HOT TUB. >> [ BEEPS ]

THE HECK OUT OF OUR HOT TUB. >> [ BEEPS ] >> Alice: HEY, NO NEED TO

>> [ BEEPS ] >> Alice: HEY, NO NEED TO SHORT-CIRCUIT.

>> Alice: HEY, NO NEED TO SHORT-CIRCUIT. WE'RE ALL COUPLES HERE.

SHORT-CIRCUIT. WE'RE ALL COUPLES HERE. >> [ BURPING, FARTING ]

WE'RE ALL COUPLES HERE. >> [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> SO, HOW DID YOU BECOME

>> [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> SO, HOW DID YOU BECOME JAILBOT'S GIRLF-- UH, BOY...

>> SO, HOW DID YOU BECOME JAILBOT'S GIRLF-- UH, BOY... DO YOU FOLLOW TENNIS?

JAILBOT'S GIRLF-- UH, BOY... DO YOU FOLLOW TENNIS? >> [ BURPS, FARTS ]

DO YOU FOLLOW TENNIS? >> [ BURPS, FARTS ] >> EW!

>> [ BURPS, FARTS ] >> EW! >> Alice: [ HICCUPS ]

>> EW! >> Alice: [ HICCUPS ] >> [ FARTS ]

>> Alice: [ HICCUPS ] >> [ FARTS ] >> Alice: UGH!

>> [ FARTS ] >> Alice: UGH! >> CHAMP-- AAH!

>> Alice: UGH! >> CHAMP-- AAH! [ CHOMP! ]

>> CHAMP-- AAH! [ CHOMP! ] >> [ Suggestively ] JEAN, I

[ CHOMP! ] >> [ Suggestively ] JEAN, I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE

>> [ Suggestively ] JEAN, I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OVERHEATED.

THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OVERHEATED. >> WHAT? UH --

OVERHEATED. >> WHAT? UH -- >> LET'S GET OUT OF THE TUB.

>> WHAT? UH -- >> LET'S GET OUT OF THE TUB. >> OH, YEAH!

>> LET'S GET OUT OF THE TUB. >> OH, YEAH! IT'S...BOILING IN HERE.

>> OH, YEAH! IT'S...BOILING IN HERE. >> Alice: UH, I REMEMBERED I

IT'S...BOILING IN HERE. >> Alice: UH, I REMEMBERED I JUST ATE.

>> Alice: UH, I REMEMBERED I JUST ATE. >> [ BURPING, FARTING ]

JUST ATE. >> [ BURPING, FARTING ] [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ BURPING, FARTING ] [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BURPING, FARTING ]

[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ]

[ BURPING, FARTING ] >> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> [ WHIRS HAPPILY ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> ♪ YES, OUR LOVE KEEPS

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> ♪ YES, OUR LOVE KEEPS GROWING STRONGER ALL THE TIME ♪

[ VIRUSES CHITTERING ] >> AHH! [ MUNCH! ]

>> AHH! [ MUNCH! ] [ BURPS ]

[ MUNCH! ] [ BURPS ] [ MOANING ]

[ BURPS ] [ MOANING ] >> ♪ AND A LOVE THAT COMES JUST

[ MOANING ] >> ♪ AND A LOVE THAT COMES JUST CAN'T GO ON ♪

>> ♪ AND A LOVE THAT COMES JUST CAN'T GO ON ♪ >> ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE

CAN'T GO ON ♪ >> ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

>> ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ WHACK! ]

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ WHACK! ] >> [ GROANS ]

[ WHACK! ] >> [ GROANS ] [ LAUGHTER]

>> [ GROANS ] [ LAUGHTER] >> Jared: DAMN IT!

[ LAUGHTER] >> Jared: DAMN IT! THAT DOESN'T COUNT AGAINST ME!

>> Jared: DAMN IT! THAT DOESN'T COUNT AGAINST ME! >> Warden: [ Coughing ] SORE

THAT DOESN'T COUNT AGAINST ME! >> Warden: [ Coughing ] SORE LOSER.

>> Warden: [ Coughing ] SORE LOSER. [ COUGHS ]

LOSER. [ COUGHS ] >> HELP!

[ COUGHS ] >> HELP! [ BOTH GROANING ]

>> HELP! [ BOTH GROANING ] >> [ GRUNTS ]

[ BOTH GROANING ] >> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ GRUNTS ] >> AAH!

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> AAH! [ ALL COUGHING ]

>> AAH! [ ALL COUGHING ] >> Warden: FORE!

[ ALL COUGHING ] >> Warden: FORE! [ ALL SCREAM ]

>> Warden: FORE! [ ALL SCREAM ] [ VIRUSES CHITTERING ]

[ ALL SCREAM ] [ VIRUSES CHITTERING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> AAH! [ SCREAMS ] >> [ CRYING ]

>> [ SNARLS ] [ FARTS ] [ SLURP! ]

[ FARTS ] [ SLURP! ] >> SO...WHAT?

[ SLURP! ] >> SO...WHAT? WE JUST WEAR POOL SHOES THE NEXT

>> SO...WHAT? WE JUST WEAR POOL SHOES THE NEXT TIME AND THEN WE'RE GOOD?

WE JUST WEAR POOL SHOES THE NEXT TIME AND THEN WE'RE GOOD? >> Alice: YEAH, IT'S TIME TO GET

TIME AND THEN WE'RE GOOD? >> Alice: YEAH, IT'S TIME TO GET SOAKIN'.

>> Alice: YEAH, IT'S TIME TO GET SOAKIN'. >> AAH!

SOAKIN'. >> AAH! >> [ German accent ] FRAULEIN,

>> AAH! >> [ German accent ] FRAULEIN, THIS IS NO ORDINARY FOOT FUNGUS.

>> [ German accent ] FRAULEIN, THIS IS NO ORDINARY FOOT FUNGUS. YOU CAUGHT SOME SERIOUS FUNK

THIS IS NO ORDINARY FOOT FUNGUS. YOU CAUGHT SOME SERIOUS FUNK FROM THE HOT TUB!

YOU CAUGHT SOME SERIOUS FUNK FROM THE HOT TUB! >> Alice: [ GROWLS ]

FROM THE HOT TUB! >> Alice: [ GROWLS ] >> OH, PUH-LEASE.

>> Alice: [ GROWLS ] >> OH, PUH-LEASE. IF THAT'S THE WORST YOU CAUGHT

>> OH, PUH-LEASE. IF THAT'S THE WORST YOU CAUGHT FROM ME, COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS,

IF THAT'S THE WORST YOU CAUGHT FROM ME, COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS, PRINCESS.

FROM ME, COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS, PRINCESS. >> NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!

PRINCESS. >> NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! THIS FUNGAL STRAIN IS OF

>> NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! THIS FUNGAL STRAIN IS OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN!

THIS FUNGAL STRAIN IS OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN! UND ALL OF THE SUPERJAIL HAS

EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN! UND ALL OF THE SUPERJAIL HAS BECOME MINDLESS BEARERS OF ITS

UND ALL OF THE SUPERJAIL HAS BECOME MINDLESS BEARERS OF ITS YUCKY SEED!

BECOME MINDLESS BEARERS OF ITS YUCKY SEED! >> AAH!

YUCKY SEED! >> AAH! >> [ GAGGING ]

>> AAH! >> [ GAGGING ] [ RETCHES ]

>> [ GAGGING ] [ RETCHES ] >> [ ROARS ]

[ RETCHES ] >> [ ROARS ] >> AAH!

>> [ ROARS ] >> AAH! >> [ ROARS ]

>> AAH! >> [ ROARS ] [ ZIP! ]

>> [ ROARS ] [ ZIP! ] >> Alice: JAILBOT'S GODDAMN TUB

[ ZIP! ] >> Alice: JAILBOT'S GODDAMN TUB BUDDY.

>> Alice: JAILBOT'S GODDAMN TUB BUDDY. >> [ GAGS ]

BUDDY. >> [ GAGS ] >> BE THANKFUL YOUR CHLORINE

>> [ GAGS ] >> BE THANKFUL YOUR CHLORINE EXPOSURE HAS RETARDED THE

>> BE THANKFUL YOUR CHLORINE EXPOSURE HAS RETARDED THE FUNGUS' SPREAD!

EXPOSURE HAS RETARDED THE FUNGUS' SPREAD! >> SWEET!

FUNGUS' SPREAD! >> SWEET! SO WE WON'T GET SICK?

>> SWEET! SO WE WON'T GET SICK? >> [ Laughing ] NEIN, NEIN,

SO WE WON'T GET SICK? >> [ Laughing ] NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!

>> [ Laughing ] NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! OH, YOU'LL GET IT -- JUST SLOWER

NEIN, NEIN! OH, YOU'LL GET IT -- JUST SLOWER AND MUCH MORE PAINFUL.

OH, YOU'LL GET IT -- JUST SLOWER AND MUCH MORE PAINFUL. MUCH MORE. TERRIBLE!

AND MUCH MORE PAINFUL. MUCH MORE. TERRIBLE! [ LAUGHS ]

MUCH MORE. TERRIBLE! [ LAUGHS ] BUT THERE'S A SOLUTION.

[ LAUGHS ] BUT THERE'S A SOLUTION. [ PANEL BEEPS ]

BUT THERE'S A SOLUTION. [ PANEL BEEPS ] >> [ HISSING ]

[ PANEL BEEPS ] >> [ HISSING ] IN MEDICAL TERMS, IT'S VAMPIRE

>> [ HISSING ] IN MEDICAL TERMS, IT'S VAMPIRE RULES.

IN MEDICAL TERMS, IT'S VAMPIRE RULES. KILL THE DRACULA...

RULES. KILL THE DRACULA... >> NO! AAH!

KILL THE DRACULA... >> NO! AAH! >> ...UNEVERYONE GOES BACK TO

>> NO! AAH! >> ...UNEVERYONE GOES BACK TO NORMAL!

>> ...UNEVERYONE GOES BACK TO NORMAL! >> HUH?

NORMAL! >> HUH? >> Alice: ALL RIGHT.

>> HUH? >> Alice: ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME WE BOUNCED THAT SLIMY

>> Alice: ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME WE BOUNCED THAT SLIMY LITTLE PARTY CRASHER.

>> [ GROANS ] >> WHOOPS! SOMEONE PEE-PEED IN THE HUMANS'

>> WHOOPS! SOMEONE PEE-PEED IN THE HUMANS' GENE POOL.

SOMEONE PEE-PEED IN THE HUMANS' GENE POOL. [ BOTH LAUGH ]

GENE POOL. [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> AAH!

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> AAH! [ SPLAT! ]

>> AAH! [ SPLAT! ] [ CHOMP! ]

[ SPLAT! ] [ CHOMP! ] >> [ CLUCKING ]

[ CHOMP! ] >> [ CLUCKING ] >> [ GRUMBLING ]

>> [ CLUCKING ] >> [ GRUMBLING ] HUH? AAH!

>> [ GRUMBLING ] HUH? AAH! [ HINGES SQUEAKING ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> Alice: J.B., OPEN UP. WE GOT TO KILL THAT THING YOU'RE

>> Alice: J.B., OPEN UP. WE GOT TO KILL THAT THING YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SO WE DON'T TURN

WE GOT TO KILL THAT THING YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SO WE DON'T TURN INTO SPACE-FUNGUS ZOMBIE

IN LOVE WITH SO WE DON'T TURN INTO SPACE-FUNGUS ZOMBIE MONSTERS.

INTO SPACE-FUNGUS ZOMBIE MONSTERS. >> [ GRUNTS ]

MONSTERS. >> [ GRUNTS ] HA-HA! YEAH.

>> [ GRUNTS ] HA-HA! YEAH. >> [ WHIRS ANGRILY ]

HA-HA! YEAH. >> [ WHIRS ANGRILY ] [ WHIR! ]

>> [ WHIRS ANGRILY ] [ WHIR! ] [ ALARM BLARING ]

>> OH! YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT THIS?

YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT THIS? >> Alice: DAMN IT!

ABOUT THIS? >> Alice: DAMN IT! IT'S A SUPER-LOCKDOWN.

>> Alice: DAMN IT! IT'S A SUPER-LOCKDOWN. ONLY WARDEN CAN OPEN IT.

IT'S A SUPER-LOCKDOWN. ONLY WARDEN CAN OPEN IT. [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ]

ONLY WARDEN CAN OPEN IT. [ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ALL GROWLING ]

[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ALL GROWLING ] [ DING! ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ GASPS ] >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ GASPS ] >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> Alice: SWEET.

>> [ SNARLS ] [ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHITTERS ]

[ SCREECHING ] >> [ WHISTLES ]

>> [ SHRIEKS ] [ ENGINE REVS ] >> [ ROARS ]

[ ENGINE REVS ] >> [ ROARS ] [ ALL SHRIEKING ]

>> [ ROARS ] [ ALL SHRIEKING ] [ FOOSH! ]

[ MUFFLED SHRIEKING ]

[ ALL SHRIEKING ]

>> Warden: QUIET! [ ZOMBIES GROWLING ] WE'RE CONCENTRATING.

[ ZOMBIES GROWLING ] WE'RE CONCENTRATING. FORE!

WE'RE CONCENTRATING. FORE! >> Alice: HEY, IDIOT!

FORE! >> Alice: HEY, IDIOT! YOU GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

>> Alice: HEY, IDIOT! YOU GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM. [ ZOMBIES CONTINUE GROWLING ]

YOU GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM. [ ZOMBIES CONTINUE GROWLING ] [ ZOOM! ]

[ ZOMBIES CONTINUE GROWLING ] [ ZOOM! ] [ CHATTER! ]

[ ZOOM! ] [ CHATTER! ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ]

[ CHATTER! ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ ALARM BLARING ]

[ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ ALARM BLARING ] [ BEEPS ]

[ ALARM BLARING ] [ BEEPS ] >> [ BURPING, FARTING ]

[ BEEPS ] >> [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> Warden: JAILBOT!

>> [ BURPING, FARTING ] >> Warden: JAILBOT! >> [ SHRIEKS ]

>> Warden: JAILBOT! >> [ SHRIEKS ] >> Warden: JAILBOT!

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> Warden: JAILBOT! >> [ WHIRS FEARFULLY ]

>> Warden: JAILBOT! >> [ WHIRS FEARFULLY ] >> Warden: JAILBOT!

>> [ WHIRS FEARFULLY ] >> Warden: JAILBOT! [ POP! ]

>> Warden: JAILBOT! [ POP! ] LOOK, BUDDY, I KNOW IT CAN BE

[ POP! ] LOOK, BUDDY, I KNOW IT CAN BE TOUGH, BUT YOU WERE BUILT FOR

LOOK, BUDDY, I KNOW IT CAN BE TOUGH, BUT YOU WERE BUILT FOR WORKING -- NOT LOVING.

TOUGH, BUT YOU WERE BUILT FOR WORKING -- NOT LOVING. >> [ WHIRS ANGRILY ]

WORKING -- NOT LOVING. >> [ WHIRS ANGRILY ] [ MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY ]

>> [ WHIRS ANGRILY ] [ MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY ] [ WHIRS DISAPPOINTEDLY ]

[ MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY ] [ WHIRS DISAPPOINTEDLY ] [ WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ WHIRS DISAPPOINTEDLY ] [ WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ BURPING, FARTING ]

[ FOOSH! ] >> [ SHRIEKING, BURPING, FARTING ]

>> [ SHRIEKING, BURPING, FARTING ] >> [ WHIRS SADLY ]

FARTING ] >> [ WHIRS SADLY ] [ BEEPS ]

>> [ WHIRS SADLY ] [ BEEPS ] [ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ BEEPS ] [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> [ BEEPS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> [ BEEPS ] >> Warden: GOOD JOB, BUDDY.

>> [ BEEPS ] >> Warden: GOOD JOB, BUDDY. [ ZOMBIES GROWLING ]

>> Warden: GOOD JOB, BUDDY. [ ZOMBIES GROWLING ] >> Alice: UH, HOW COME NO ONE'S

[ ZOMBIES GROWLING ] >> Alice: UH, HOW COME NO ONE'S CHANGING BACK?

>> Alice: UH, HOW COME NO ONE'S CHANGING BACK? [ TIRES SQUEAL ]

CHANGING BACK? [ TIRES SQUEAL ] >> HUH?

[ TIRES SQUEAL ] >> HUH? >> [ SCREAMING ]

>> HUH? >> [ SCREAMING ] [ ZOMBIES SHRIEKING ]

>> [ SCREAMING ] [ ZOMBIES SHRIEKING ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALL WE HAD

[ ZOMBIES SHRIEKING ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS KILL THE DRACULA

>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS KILL THE DRACULA WHATEVER?

TO DO WAS KILL THE DRACULA WHATEVER? >> WHAT CAN I SAY?

WHATEVER? >> WHAT CAN I SAY? SCIENCE DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK OUT

>> WHAT CAN I SAY? SCIENCE DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK OUT AS PLANNED.

SCIENCE DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK OUT AS PLANNED. IT'S LIKE LOVE.

AS PLANNED. IT'S LIKE LOVE. SOMETIMES IT'S A MYSTERY.

IT'S LIKE LOVE. SOMETIMES IT'S A MYSTERY. [ ZOMBIES SHRIEKING ]