Original subtitles

>> WAH! AH! [ GULPING ] OOH!

[ GULPING ] OOH! [ GRUMBLING ]

OOH! [ GRUMBLING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]

[ GRUMBLING ] >> [ GRUNTING ] [ FROG CROAKING ]

>> [ GRUNTING ] [ FROG CROAKING ] UGH!

[ FROG CROAKING ] UGH! >> WAH!

UGH! >> WAH! [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

>> WAH! [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] [ GUNSHOTS ]

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] [ GUNSHOTS ] AAH!

[ GUNSHOTS ] AAH! [ GRUMBLING ]

AAH! [ GRUMBLING ] [ SCREAMING ]

[ GRUMBLING ] [ SCREAMING ] UGH!

[ SCREAMING ] UGH! UH, WHA?

UGH! UH, WHA? [ SCREAMING ]

UH, WHA? [ SCREAMING ] UGH!

[ SCREAMING ] UGH! [ GROANS ]

UGH! [ GROANS ] AAH!

[ GROANS ] AAH! [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

AAH! [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] >> AH!

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] >> AH! [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

>> AH! [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] >> AAH!

[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] >> AAH! >> AAH!

>> AAH! >> AAH! >> UGH!

>> AAH! >> UGH! >> AAH!

>> UGH! >> AAH! >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> AAH! >> [ GRUNTS ] [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] [ GROANS ]

[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] [ GROANS ] [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

>> [ SHRIEKS ]

[ INMATES LAUGHING ] >> Jared: AH, ENOUGH GOSSIP, YOU SCUTTLEBUTTS!

>> Jared: AH, ENOUGH GOSSIP, YOU SCUTTLEBUTTS! BACK TO RECONSTRUCTION DUTY!

SCUTTLEBUTTS! BACK TO RECONSTRUCTION DUTY! [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ]

BACK TO RECONSTRUCTION DUTY! [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] >> Jared: SIR, THIS UNAUTHORIZED

[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] >> Jared: SIR, THIS UNAUTHORIZED TABLOID IS --

>> Jared: SIR, THIS UNAUTHORIZED TABLOID IS -- >> Warden: WE'LL GOSSIP LATER,

TABLOID IS -- >> Warden: WE'LL GOSSIP LATER, JARED.

>> Warden: WE'LL GOSSIP LATER, JARED. A LITTLE BUSY REBUILDING A

JARED. A LITTLE BUSY REBUILDING A WATERWHEEL, UNLESS YOU KNOW A

A LITTLE BUSY REBUILDING A WATERWHEEL, UNLESS YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE RIVERS RUN.

WATERWHEEL, UNLESS YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE RIVERS RUN. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

BETTER WAY TO MAKE RIVERS RUN. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> AAH!

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> AAH! >> Warden: NOW MUSH!

>> AAH! >> Warden: NOW MUSH! [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] >> AAH! >> AAH!

>> AAH! >> AAH! [ GASPING, SCREAMING ]

>> AAH! [ GASPING, SCREAMING ] >> [ ROARING ]

[ GASPING, SCREAMING ] >> [ ROARING ] >> BAH!

>> [ ROARING ] >> BAH! WHY SHOULD I HUMOR SUCH RADICAL

>> BAH! WHY SHOULD I HUMOR SUCH RADICAL NOTIONS AS "HEALING"?

WHY SHOULD I HUMOR SUCH RADICAL NOTIONS AS "HEALING"? >> Alice: UH...

NOTIONS AS "HEALING"? >> Alice: UH... HMM.

>> Alice: UH... HMM. [ GRUNTS ]

HMM. [ GRUNTS ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ]

[ GRUNTS ] >> Warden: [ GASPS ] IT CAN'T BE.

>> Warden: [ GASPS ] IT CAN'T BE. IT'S GOT TO BE MANGLE FANG.

IT CAN'T BE. IT'S GOT TO BE MANGLE FANG. PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT HIM EVERY

IT'S GOT TO BE MANGLE FANG. PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT HIM EVERY NIGHT.

PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT HIM EVERY NIGHT. >> AND HE VISITS NAUGHTY BOYS

NIGHT. >> AND HE VISITS NAUGHTY BOYS WHO DON'T OBEY THEIR DADDIES AND

>> AND HE VISITS NAUGHTY BOYS WHO DON'T OBEY THEIR DADDIES AND GOBBLES THEM UP, STAINING HIS

WHO DON'T OBEY THEIR DADDIES AND GOBBLES THEM UP, STAINING HIS HORRIBLE FANGS RED WITH THE

GOBBLES THEM UP, STAINING HIS HORRIBLE FANGS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN WHO DON'T

HORRIBLE FANGS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN WHO DON'T PUT AWAY THEIR GODDAMNED TOYS!

BLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN WHO DON'T PUT AWAY THEIR GODDAMNED TOYS! >> Jared: SIR, THAT'S A FAIRY

PUT AWAY THEIR GODDAMNED TOYS! >> Jared: SIR, THAT'S A FAIRY TALE.

>> Jared: SIR, THAT'S A FAIRY TALE. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CREATURE.

TALE. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CREATURE. >> Warden: 'CAUSE I WAS A GOOD

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CREATURE. >> Warden: 'CAUSE I WAS A GOOD LITTLE BOY!

>> Warden: 'CAUSE I WAS A GOOD LITTLE BOY! BUT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP,

LITTLE BOY! BUT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP, MANGLE FANG AND I WOULD

BUT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP, MANGLE FANG AND I WOULD RENDEZVOUS.

MANGLE FANG AND I WOULD RENDEZVOUS. >> [ GROWLING ]

RENDEZVOUS. >> [ GROWLING ] >> Warden: I'M GOOD, AND YOU'RE

>> [ GROWLING ] >> Warden: I'M GOOD, AND YOU'RE BAD!

>> Warden: I'M GOOD, AND YOU'RE BAD! JUSTICE GOBBLES YOU UP 'CAUSE

BAD! JUSTICE GOBBLES YOU UP 'CAUSE I'M BIG AND STRONG!

JUSTICE GOBBLES YOU UP 'CAUSE I'M BIG AND STRONG! AND MANGLE FANG AND I FIX

I'M BIG AND STRONG! AND MANGLE FANG AND I FIX EVERYTHING!

AND MANGLE FANG AND I FIX EVERYTHING! THANK YOU, SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR.

EVERYTHING! THANK YOU, SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR. NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT

THANK YOU, SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR. NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT MANGLE FANG AND JUSTICE ARE REAL

NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT MANGLE FANG AND JUSTICE ARE REAL AS RAINBOWS.

MANGLE FANG AND JUSTICE ARE REAL AS RAINBOWS. RECONSTRUCTION IS POSTPONED.

AS RAINBOWS. RECONSTRUCTION IS POSTPONED. [ AIR HORN BLOWS ]

RECONSTRUCTION IS POSTPONED. [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ INMATES CHEERING ]

>> [ GASPING ] [ PIRANHAS SNARLING ] >> [ SHRIEKING ]

[ PIRANHAS SNARLING ] >> [ SHRIEKING ] >> UGH!

>> [ SHRIEKING ] >> UGH! [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

>> UGH! [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> WE'RE DITCHING THE "MAN

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> WE'RE DITCHING THE "MAN WITHOUT TORSO" COVER STORY.

>> WE'RE DITCHING THE "MAN WITHOUT TORSO" COVER STORY. WE GOT TO LEAD WITH THE MONSTER

WITHOUT TORSO" COVER STORY. WE GOT TO LEAD WITH THE MONSTER STUFF IF IT GETS US ALL A SNOW

WE GOT TO LEAD WITH THE MONSTER STUFF IF IT GETS US ALL A SNOW DAY!

STUFF IF IT GETS US ALL A SNOW DAY! >> I WANT TO HELP!

DAY! >> I WANT TO HELP! I CAN DO A STORY ABOUT SPACE

>> I WANT TO HELP! I CAN DO A STORY ABOUT SPACE ALIENS!

I CAN DO A STORY ABOUT SPACE ALIENS! >> YOU DON'T HELP WITH SCHEMES

ALIENS! >> YOU DON'T HELP WITH SCHEMES ANYMORE, ASH.

>> YOU DON'T HELP WITH SCHEMES ANYMORE, ASH. YOU SCREW THINGS UP!

ANYMORE, ASH. YOU SCREW THINGS UP! >> BUT I-I JUST WANTED TO...

YOU SCREW THINGS UP! >> BUT I-I JUST WANTED TO... [ Voice breaking ] HELP.

>> BUT I-I JUST WANTED TO... [ Voice breaking ] HELP. [ CRIES ]

[ Voice breaking ] HELP. [ CRIES ] >> OH, BOY, HERE COME THE STEAM

[ CRIES ] >> OH, BOY, HERE COME THE STEAM WORKS.

>> OH, BOY, HERE COME THE STEAM WORKS. >> [ GROANS ]

WORKS. >> [ GROANS ] >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GEEZ!

>> [ GROANS ] >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GEEZ! YOU GET ONE ARTICLE.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GEEZ! YOU GET ONE ARTICLE. JUST STOP DOING THAT.

YOU GET ONE ARTICLE. JUST STOP DOING THAT. >> HOORAY! ALIENS!

JUST STOP DOING THAT. >> HOORAY! ALIENS! UH...FLAMING ALIENS!

>> HOORAY! ALIENS! UH...FLAMING ALIENS! >> BAD ASH! NO FIRE!

UH...FLAMING ALIENS! >> BAD ASH! NO FIRE! >> OKAY.

>> BAD ASH! NO FIRE! >> OKAY. SORRY.

>> OKAY. SORRY. [ GRUNTING ]

SORRY. [ GRUNTING ] BZZ! POW!

[ GRUNTING ] BZZ! POW! BZZ!

BZZ! POW! BZZ! [ IMITATING GUNSHOTS ]

BZZ! [ IMITATING GUNSHOTS ] [ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ IMITATING GUNSHOTS ] [ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING ] >> Warden: "FAIRY TALE."

[ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING ] >> Warden: "FAIRY TALE." [ SCOFFS ]

>> Warden: "FAIRY TALE." [ SCOFFS ] AS IF THE NEWS COULD BE WRONG.

[ SCOFFS ] AS IF THE NEWS COULD BE WRONG. >> Jared: SIR, PLEASE SAY

AS IF THE NEWS COULD BE WRONG. >> Jared: SIR, PLEASE SAY RECONSTRUCTION'S BACK ON.

>> Jared: SIR, PLEASE SAY RECONSTRUCTION'S BACK ON. HOW CAN WE TEST OUR DAMN DAM IF

RECONSTRUCTION'S BACK ON. HOW CAN WE TEST OUR DAMN DAM IF THE RIVER'S NOT RUNNING?

HOW CAN WE TEST OUR DAMN DAM IF THE RIVER'S NOT RUNNING? [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

THE RIVER'S NOT RUNNING? [ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> Warden: IN SUPERJAIL?

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> Warden: IN SUPERJAIL? BUT IIN SUPERJAIL!

>> Warden: IN SUPERJAIL? BUT IIN SUPERJAIL! >> Jared: LAME HORNY ALIENS?

BUT IIN SUPERJAIL! >> Jared: LAME HORNY ALIENS? SIR, THIS IS CLEARLY --

>> Jared: LAME HORNY ALIENS? SIR, THIS IS CLEARLY -- >> Warden: YOUR CHANCE TO

SIR, THIS IS CLEARLY -- >> Warden: YOUR CHANCE TO WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF

>> Warden: YOUR CHANCE TO WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF MANGLE FANG!

WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF MANGLE FANG! COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE HIM.

MANGLE FANG! COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE HIM. >> PANDERING TO WARDEN.

COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE HIM. >> PANDERING TO WARDEN. >> BUT SLANDERING TOWARD US.

>> PANDERING TO WARDEN. >> BUT SLANDERING TOWARD US. >> SPACE NEWS BELONGS WITH OTHER

>> BUT SLANDERING TOWARD US. >> SPACE NEWS BELONGS WITH OTHER SPACE-NOIDS.

>> SPACE NEWS BELONGS WITH OTHER SPACE-NOIDS. [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

SPACE-NOIDS. [ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> Warden: I REPEAT -- ALL

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> Warden: I REPEAT -- ALL RECONSTRUCTION DUTY IS SUSPENDED

>> Warden: I REPEAT -- ALL RECONSTRUCTION DUTY IS SUSPENDED AS WE REMAIN ON FULL MANGLE FANG

RECONSTRUCTION DUTY IS SUSPENDED AS WE REMAIN ON FULL MANGLE FANG ALERT!

AS WE REMAIN ON FULL MANGLE FANG ALERT! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF MY

ALERT! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF MY SAVIOR, MANGLE FANG, TO YOUR

REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF MY SAVIOR, MANGLE FANG, TO YOUR SAVIOR, ME!

SAVIOR, MANGLE FANG, TO YOUR SAVIOR, ME! >> Jared: UGH! IT'S FAKE, SIR!

SAVIOR, ME! >> Jared: UGH! IT'S FAKE, SIR! [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]

>> Jared: UGH! IT'S FAKE, SIR! [ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ] [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] >> Alice: OW!

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] >> Alice: OW! IT'S FAKE, DUMBASS.

>> Alice: OW! IT'S FAKE, DUMBASS. >> Warden: [ GROANS ]

IT'S FAKE, DUMBASS. >> Warden: [ GROANS ] [ WHISTLES ]

>> Warden: [ GROANS ] [ WHISTLES ] >> [ SHRIEKS ]

[ WHISTLES ] >> [ SHRIEKS ] >> ACH! IT'S A FAKE, NINCOMPOOP!

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> ACH! IT'S A FAKE, NINCOMPOOP! >> Warden: [ GROWLS ]

>> ACH! IT'S A FAKE, NINCOMPOOP! >> Warden: [ GROWLS ] OOH!

>> Warden: [ GROWLS ] OOH! [ ALL SCREAM ]

OOH! [ ALL SCREAM ] [ DOG BARKS ]

[ ALL SCREAM ] [ DOG BARKS ] >> [ GASPS ]

[ DOG BARKS ] >> [ GASPS ] [ DOG SNARLING ]

>> [ GASPS ] [ DOG SNARLING ] >> AAH!

[ DOG SNARLING ] >> AAH! [ SCREAMING ]

>> AAH! [ SCREAMING ] [ WHIMPERING ]

[ SCREAMING ] [ WHIMPERING ] >> Warden: OKAY, I'M GETTING A

[ WHIMPERING ] >> Warden: OKAY, I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE.

>> Warden: OKAY, I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE. JUST WHO RUNS THIS SUPERJAIL

LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE. JUST WHO RUNS THIS SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR, ANYWAY?

JUST WHO RUNS THIS SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR, ANYWAY? AH!

INQUISITOR, ANYWAY? AH! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY

AH! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY MANGLE FANG IS!

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY MANGLE FANG IS! >> Jared: SIR, THIS HAS TO STOP!

MANGLE FANG IS! >> Jared: SIR, THIS HAS TO STOP! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BEING LIED

>> Jared: SIR, THIS HAS TO STOP! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BEING LIED TO?

CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BEING LIED TO? >> Warden: OF COURSE.

TO? >> Warden: OF COURSE. THEY'RE MOCKING ME.

>> Warden: OF COURSE. THEY'RE MOCKING ME. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED!

THEY'RE MOCKING ME. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED! >> Jared: SIR, NO!

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED! >> Jared: SIR, NO! >> THIS "CREATURE" OF YOURS IS

>> Jared: SIR, NO! >> THIS "CREATURE" OF YOURS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

>> THIS "CREATURE" OF YOURS IS IMPOSSIBLE! [ GUNSHOT ]

IMPOSSIBLE! [ GUNSHOT ] NEIN!

[ GUNSHOT ] NEIN! >> Alice: COME ON.

NEIN! >> Alice: COME ON. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE

>> Alice: COME ON. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE WRONG.

I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE WRONG. >> Warden: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> [ SHRIEKS ] [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] >> NONSENSE!

[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] >> NONSENSE! >> OUR HORNS ARE NOT LAME.

>> NONSENSE! >> OUR HORNS ARE NOT LAME. >> AND PROBING IS THE NOBLEST OF

>> OUR HORNS ARE NOT LAME. >> AND PROBING IS THE NOBLEST OF SCIENCES.

>> AND PROBING IS THE NOBLEST OF SCIENCES. SOME WORLDS ARE SO BACKWARD,

SCIENCES. SOME WORLDS ARE SO BACKWARD, THEY KNOW NOT THEIR LEFT

SOME WORLDS ARE SO BACKWARD, THEY KNOW NOT THEIR LEFT SIMULACRA FROM THEIR RIGHT

THEY KNOW NOT THEIR LEFT SIMULACRA FROM THEIR RIGHT >> IGNORANCE!

SIMULACRA FROM THEIR RIGHT >> IGNORANCE! [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]

>> IGNORANCE! [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] >> [ SHRIEKS ]

[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] >> [ SHRIEKS ] >> Jared: OW! QUIT IT!

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> Jared: OW! QUIT IT! >> NO WORK DUTY TONIGHT, EH,

>> Jared: OW! QUIT IT! >> NO WORK DUTY TONIGHT, EH, BLASPHEMER?

>> NO WORK DUTY TONIGHT, EH, BLASPHEMER? >> TOO BAD YOU DON'T BELIEVE.

BLASPHEMER? >> TOO BAD YOU DON'T BELIEVE. [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

>> Alice: WE'RE SCREWED. [ WHIRRING, BEEPING ] >> Warden: NOW ADMIT THAT HE'S

[ WHIRRING, BEEPING ] >> Warden: NOW ADMIT THAT HE'S REAL, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET

>> Warden: NOW ADMIT THAT HE'S REAL, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET TO BE AS RIGHTEOUS AND AS

REAL, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET TO BE AS RIGHTEOUS AND AS WELL-BALANCED AS I AM.

TO BE AS RIGHTEOUS AND AS WELL-BALANCED AS I AM. >> GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT,

WELL-BALANCED AS I AM. >> GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT, HERR WARDEN.

>> GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT, HERR WARDEN. A MAGICAL MADE-UP MONSTER DIDN'T

HERR WARDEN. A MAGICAL MADE-UP MONSTER DIDN'T GIVE ME A CUSHY JOB WITH

A MAGICAL MADE-UP MONSTER DIDN'T GIVE ME A CUSHY JOB WITH LIMITLESS RESOURCES UND

GIVE ME A CUSHY JOB WITH LIMITLESS RESOURCES UND DESTROYED MEIN LEGS!

LIMITLESS RESOURCES UND DESTROYED MEIN LEGS! YOU DID!

DESTROYED MEIN LEGS! YOU DID! >> Warden: CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE

YOU DID! >> Warden: CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU?

>> Warden: CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU? SO JUST ADMIT HE'S REAL AND YOU

I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU? SO JUST ADMIT HE'S REAL AND YOU LOVE HIM AND WE ALL BELIEVE THE

SO JUST ADMIT HE'S REAL AND YOU LOVE HIM AND WE ALL BELIEVE THE SAME THING!

LOVE HIM AND WE ALL BELIEVE THE SAME THING! SO SAYS THE SUPERJAIL

SAME THING! SO SAYS THE SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR!

SO SAYS THE SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR! >> Jared: SIR, I'M SORRY YOUR

INQUISITOR! >> Jared: SIR, I'M SORRY YOUR MONSTER'S FAKE, BUT ALL THIS

>> Jared: SIR, I'M SORRY YOUR MONSTER'S FAKE, BUT ALL THIS DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO AGREE

MONSTER'S FAKE, BUT ALL THIS DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU!

DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU! >> Alice: "F" THAT.

WITH YOU! >> Alice: "F" THAT. I'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER.

>> Alice: "F" THAT. I'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER. JUST GET ME OFF THIS -- UGH!

I'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER. JUST GET ME OFF THIS -- UGH! >> NOPE, NO CONVERSIONS OVER

JUST GET ME OFF THIS -- UGH! >> NOPE, NO CONVERSIONS OVER HERE.

>> NOPE, NO CONVERSIONS OVER HERE. >> Alice: [ GROANING ]

HERE. >> Alice: [ GROANING ] >> Warden: LOOK, BUDDY, JUST GET

>> Alice: [ GROANING ] >> Warden: LOOK, BUDDY, JUST GET ON BOARD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE

>> Warden: LOOK, BUDDY, JUST GET ON BOARD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL, ALL RIGHT?

ON BOARD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL, ALL RIGHT? >> Jared: NO!

COOL, ALL RIGHT? >> Jared: NO! YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED NOW,

>> Jared: NO! YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED NOW, AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF IT.

YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED NOW, AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF IT. >> Warden: THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE

AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF IT. >> Warden: THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE MY

>> Warden: THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE MY ENHANCED ENLIGHTENMENT

ME NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE MY ENHANCED ENLIGHTENMENT TECHNIQUES.

ENHANCED ENLIGHTENMENT TECHNIQUES. [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

TECHNIQUES. [ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> OH, SPIT.

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] >> OH, SPIT. >> WOW.

>> OH, SPIT. >> WOW. THIS ONE GOT OUT OF HAND FAST,

>> WOW. THIS ONE GOT OUT OF HAND FAST, EH?

THIS ONE GOT OUT OF HAND FAST, EH? [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ]

EH? [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

[ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ] [ SHARK ROARS ]

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] [ SHARK ROARS ] >> AAH!

[ SHARK ROARS ] >> AAH! >> AAH!

>> AAH! >> AAH! >> Warden: WH-WHAT IS THIS?

>> AAH! >> Warden: WH-WHAT IS THIS? THIS CAN'T MEAN...I'M...WRONG?

>> Warden: WH-WHAT IS THIS? THIS CAN'T MEAN...I'M...WRONG? THERE'S NO MANGLE FANG.

MANGLE FANG IS REAL! I AM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

>> THIS SECTOR SPREADS LIES ABOUT ITS ALIENS. >> MY BLOOD-HORNS ARE ENGORGED

ABOUT ITS ALIENS. >> MY BLOOD-HORNS ARE ENGORGED WITH CRIMSON FURY!

>> MY BLOOD-HORNS ARE ENGORGED WITH CRIMSON FURY! >> ENGORGED!

WITH CRIMSON FURY! >> ENGORGED! >> SHALL WE SAY HELLO OR REMAIN

>> ENGORGED! >> SHALL WE SAY HELLO OR REMAIN INCOGNITO?

>> SHALL WE SAY HELLO OR REMAIN INCOGNITO? >> HMM. WE ARE ALWAYS NEAT-O.

INCOGNITO? >> HMM. WE ARE ALWAYS NEAT-O. >> LET THEM BE CONSUMED BY THEIR

>> HMM. WE ARE ALWAYS NEAT-O. >> LET THEM BE CONSUMED BY THEIR LIES!

>> LET THEM BE CONSUMED BY THEIR LIES! [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ]

>> AAH! >> [ GASPS ] >> [ MOANING ]

>> [ GASPS ] >> [ MOANING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ]

>> [ MOANING ] [ INMATES SCREAMING ] BYE!

[ INMATES SCREAMING ] BYE! >> [ GROANS ]

BYE! >> [ GROANS ] >> [ SHIVERING ]

>> [ GROANS ] >> [ SHIVERING ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

>> [ SHIVERING ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

[ INMATES SHRIEKING ]

[ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] [ BOTH GROANING ] >> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

[ BOTH GROANING ] >> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO. [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO. [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> AAH!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> AAH! >> AAH!

>> AAH! >> AAH! [ APES GRUNTING ]

>> AAH! [ APES GRUNTING ] >> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

[ APES GRUNTING ] >> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO. [ RAPID GUNFIRE ]

>> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO. [ RAPID GUNFIRE ] >> [ GRUNTING ]

[ RAPID GUNFIRE ] >> [ GRUNTING ] [ CAT MEOWS ]

>> [ GRUNTING ] [ CAT MEOWS ] [ BANJO MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ CAT MEOWS ] [ BANJO MUSIC PLAYING ] [ ALIENS CHITTERING ]

[ BANJO MUSIC PLAYING ] [ ALIENS CHITTERING ] >> Alice: [ GROWLS ]

[ ALIENS CHITTERING ] >> Alice: [ GROWLS ] >> AAH!

>> Alice: [ GROWLS ] >> AAH! >> UGH!

>> AAH! >> UGH! >> AAH!

>> UGH! >> AAH! >> UGH!

>> AAH! >> UGH! >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> UGH! >> [ GRUNTS ] >> AAH! AAH!

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> AAH! AAH! [ ALIENS GASPING ]

>> AAH! AAH! [ ALIENS GASPING ] [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ]

[ ALIENS GASPING ] [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] >> Jared: [ SCREAMING ]

[ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] >> Jared: [ SCREAMING ] >> Alice: WHOA.

>> Jared: [ SCREAMING ] >> Alice: WHOA. [ GRUNTS ]

>> Alice: WHOA. [ GRUNTS ] [ UNICORN WHINNIES ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ UNICORN WHINNIES ] SWEET.

[ UNICORN WHINNIES ] SWEET. [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ]

SWEET. [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] >> [ SHRIEKS ]

[ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] >> [ SHRIEKS ] [ ALL GRUNTING ]

>> [ SHRIEKS ] [ ALL GRUNTING ] [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ]

[ ALL GRUNTING ] [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] >> EH!

[ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] >> EH! AAH!

>> EH! AAH! >> [ GRUNTING ] AAH!

AAH! >> [ GRUNTING ] AAH! [ ELECTRONIC HUMMING ]

>> [ GRUNTING ] AAH! [ ELECTRONIC HUMMING ] >> [ SHRIEKING ]

[ ELECTRONIC HUMMING ] >> [ SHRIEKING ] >> WE NOW POSSESS THE HUNTER.

>> [ SHRIEKING ] >> WE NOW POSSESS THE HUNTER. >> Warden: AH!

>> WE NOW POSSESS THE HUNTER. >> Warden: AH! [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ]

>> Warden: AH! [ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] [ GRUNTS ]

[ ELECTRONIC ZAPPING ] [ GRUNTS ] [ RUMBLING ]

[ GRUNTS ] [ RUMBLING ] AAH!

[ RUMBLING ] AAH! [ UNICORN WHINNIES ]

AAH! [ UNICORN WHINNIES ] [ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

[ UNICORN WHINNIES ] [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] [ GASPS ]

[ THUNDER RUMBLING ] [ GASPS ] [ THUNDER CRASHING ]

[ GASPS ] [ THUNDER CRASHING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]

[ THUNDER CRASHING ] >> [ GRUNTING ] >> [ GROANING ]

>> [ GRUNTING ] >> [ GROANING ] [ INSECTS BUZZING ]