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So guys, I did it again.

I'm hiring off the same website where all the maids are baddies.

Oh my god, I'm so excited.

What time is it?

Oh, she should be here in like 20 minutes.

Let's go.

Oh shit, that must be her.

Come in.

Come on in.

How are you?

Claire, right?

Hi,

Claire.

Thank you for being on time.

Oh, the camera, yes.

So, you know, I'm in the middle of a hiring process and to be able to later

go back.

and just evaluate the performance of each maid.

Is that okay?

Yeah, that's fine.

I speak a little bit of English and Spanish. You speak good, you speak good.

Nice, nice.

So, yeah, so Claire, I just had a little bit of a party, so the house is kind of

a mess.

My room is probably the worst one. I had an orgy in there.

Oh, a what?

No, nothing, nothing.

But yes, the room is a mess, so if you want, you can get started with the room,

okay? Okay, yeah. And yeah, I'll just be following you with the camera and

stuff, but just don't pay attention to me.

Okay.

As you can see, it's a huge mess.

So I think we'll be fine with maybe meeting with the dad.

There's a hamper.

There's a corner over there. You can just throw off clothes on there.

And, yeah, just give it a good touch.

Appreciate it. Cool.

Awesome.

Do you want to save this for me?

Sure, yeah. You can just stuff it into one of my drawer cabinets.

Do

you

stretch

before these?

Must be genius on your back, huh?

Yeah, I have to work out to keep up with this. Yeah, I see that. Very fit.

Thanks.

Do you mind if I ask, like, where are you from? Like, what's your ethnicity?

I'm Dominican -Puerto Rican.

Wow. Yeah.

You have beautiful skin, though.

Are you going to be recording the whole time?

Yeah.

I'm sorry. It really makes things easy when it's time to pick a permanent

maid. Okay.

Is that what you're looking for? Are you looking for consistent,

stable work?

Yeah, it would be more ideal to have something a little bit more consistent.

I'm only asking because I don't know what your schedule is.

Well, I'm a college student right now,

and I'm looking to, you know, move out

and get my own place.

Oh, wow.

That's good, that's good. So you definitely are looking for something

Yeah, something, you know, consistent.

Good. Something that works around my schedule for, you know, classes and

Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You seem like a busy girl.

Yeah.

What are you studying?

Right now I'm doing a psych major.

Wow. Yeah. Smart girl.

Yeah. Thanks.

Now the bed is done.

Yeah, I'd say maybe give it a good sweep, because we were coming back and

on the beach, so there could be a lot of sand on the floor. Oh, for sure.

You know, you know, can you check if there's anything under the bed?

Under the bed?

Yeah.

Just, uh, anything that I might have missed.

Oh, please.

Um, some trash.

Um, I don't see anything under the bed.

Just a little bit of dirt.

You sure?

Yeah.

Um, yeah.

Alright, yeah, you can, you can give it a good suit.

Okay. Cool.

Yeah,

my house is a mess. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I told you.

You had all the...

You know

what

I wanted to ask is Um, have you ever seen, um, uh,

or, or maybe a better question would be, do you know if your agency, okay, so I

saw this thing where the, the girls would clean, but like in their

Um. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Um, uh, I've heard of it, but that's not something, uh, you know.

My agency doesn't. Oh, it's not?

No. Oh, okay. The only reason why I ask is you're very pretty, and I was like,

maybe she's part of one of those things.

No, no.

Oh, okay.

Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah.

Yeah, it was brought up to me by one of the girls.

I come over on the weekend and, like, brought it up.

Sorry, I don't know. Okay.

Yeah. But, uh, yeah.

So, yeah, I'm going to... No problem. I'm going to head to the bathroom real

quick and just give it a check.

Yeah, for sure.

How's it going?

So one thing I wanted to note was inside the actual

shower, the top over there definitely needs a little cleaning. And if you can

just pass around the tiles and all that.

Yeah, I can definitely do that. Thank you.

Yeah, don't mind me.

Hey.

You know what I wanted to ask you?

Um, what?

Um, if you don't mind me asking, um, so, I'm paying you $100

today, right?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, you are.

And how many houses do you usually do in a day?

Um...

Anywhere between, you know, one or two. It's really what I can handle with, you

know, my schoolwork and stuff.

Oh, wow. So, $200 a day, give or take?

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Wow, that's, uh... I know school is expensive, so I'm sure... I'm sure

that's not enough, huh?

Um, no.

It really isn't, but I do what I can, and that works.

Yeah, I got you.

Look, I'll tell you what.

What?

Remember what we talked about over there, the other one?

Look, you go to the beach, right?

Yes. You got a nice body. I'm sure you wear a nice bikini, right?

Yeah. Like, I'm paying you $100 today, right, for the pool house?

Right. I will double that.

Okay? For what? I will give you $100 extra dollars if you just

do the same thing you're doing, but, you know, just lose your pants.

My pants?

I see that, you know, you're still a little...

Indecisive. Here's an extra $200, okay?

That's $300.

With what I'm paying you already.

That's yours. Keep it. Don't even think about it.

You know you need it.

I really do, and it would, you know, really help out a lot.

And, I mean, I wouldn't have to clean so many houses, you know.

Take the day off tomorrow.

Look, I'll throw in another 50 if you take your shirt off.

Okay, fine.

Yeah? Fine.

I'll do that.

Yeah, I don't have change. Just take 60.

Okay.

360? Not bad.

I mean, that really, really does help a lot. And I, you know, wouldn't have

to...

Clean so many houses this week.

You know what? It's just brought him into it, right?

That's all you're asking.

Thanks.

Can you point that to me? Holy shit.

You got a fucking nice ass, you know that?

Thanks. A killer body. Fuck.

I really appreciate the extra money.

Hey, I appreciate you helping me help you out.

Hmm.

Thank you so much for, you know, giving me this extra money.

Cornish. There's more where that came from, too.

Well, thanks.

Just think about it, okay?

Um,

I guess, yeah.

So, uh, yeah, I think this looks great. We should move on to the kitchen.

Um, okay. I'll meet you out there, okay?

All right.

Sure.

So, what do you want me to do?

So, yeah, as you can tell, pretty big mess after the party.

Yeah, it's a real big mess.

Yeah, so just, yeah, clean up whatever's dirty, and if you can just, yeah, maybe

wash the countertops, that'd be good.

Okay, I think that's enough of that.

I don't think of all these party cups that I've ever made.

Yeah.

You kind of look crazy in here.

Oh, another one.

Keeping everywhere, huh?

On the floor.

I'm guessing all these dishes are dirty, huh? Yeah, just get a little wash.

Yeah,

I'm going to have to start buying plastic plates.

It's another good spot.

Under the cabinets, there's a little gap there. For sure, it's super dirty.

Yeah? Yeah, we kept studying during class.

Wow.

Make sure that gets cleaned.

Where did you say under the cabinets?

Yeah, I don't know.

Okay.

Cool.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

God,

you called.

It was pretty bad, huh?

Yeah, I would have gotten ants pretty soon.

Yeah, it was really scary on the first two.

I used to clean in here.

Before you do the other side, can you just take a break real quick?

I need to talk to you.

Um, sure.

Can I just, uh... What's up?

So... Look.

You look great.

And I'm sure you feel a lot more comfortable now, right?

Um, well... Are that uniform ears?

Yeah, it's definitely a lot cooler.

After I'll clean it.

How about... Okay, I'll give you another $200.

And take this off.

Um... It's the same thing you're doing, okay? Just nude.

Come on, we've established some trust here, right? Am I right?

I think it's hot when a girl cleans naked.

You know?

Okay. Is that weird?

No, it's not weird.

But, uh... If you say it's an extra $200... Okay.

Thanks. It's all there.

I hope it helps you as much as it's helping me, because this is a lot of

Yeah.

Well, just chop this, right?

Or all the way nude?

Yeah, all the way.

Okay.

A perfect body.

God

damn.

You're so fucking hot.

Thanks.

So you want me to just sing the rest of the bass part?

the bottom on that other side.

Okay.

Thank you.

I gotta say, you look like you work out because your body is so nice.

Thanks.

I definitely try to work out all my spare time.

I'm sure it makes your job a lot easier when you're fit, right?

Oh, yes, for sure.

Baseboards are nice and clean.

Awesome, yeah.

If you can just maybe just start drying

out the countertops.

Yeah, I can definitely do that.

Looks like you guys poured maple syrup all over yourselves in the kitchen.

It was a mess this weekend.

Yeah, same thing you're doing there, but bring it over here.

Oh, wow.

There it is.

Yes.

Thanks.

Wow, so much crying on this countertop.

Thank you. It's my secret solution.

I think you're good there.

Maybe start some sweeping.

Yeah, you could definitely sweep up the kitchen.

You want me to do the living room too?

Yes, please.

When you're done there, can you leave me in the living room?

Yeah, I can definitely do that.

So, Mr. Green, what would you like for me to clean next?

I was thinking you can start with some sweeping and then probably some dusting.

Okay, I can do that.

Thank you.

That's insane.

And then you wanted me to dust? Yeah, like in between the fireplace and under

it. That'd be great.

Okay.

Oh wow, yeah.

Super dusty over here.

Hey, can I talk to you real quick?

What?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shock you like that, but just take a second. Take

break real quick.

I really just didn't expect me... I know, I know, I know.

But look, you're driving me crazy. You look amazing.

You really do.

And look, I know you need the money.

Alright, hear me out.

You can't allow it. It's not a nice cock.

It is a really nice cock.

There's 300 here.

Just grab it, okay?

Okay.

I mean, I was kind of expecting you to do something like this.

Hmm.

What? What?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

I'm going to slap it on his titties, baby.

So are you going to sit on it or what?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it's so bad.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh, I feel so bad.

How deep it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh yeah.

I can't hold it myself.

You smoke a bomb, right?

I won't say anything.

Okay? Okay.

Should we go clean up and finish the house while you sit here?

Okay.