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[Kids talking indistinctly]
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Good morning, patrol!
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All: Good morning, Skipper!
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Welcome to Day 1, Activity "A,"
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and "A" is for Archery!
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- Yes! - OK.
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We'll all get a chance to shoot at the targets,
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but before we do,
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I just need to run through some dos and do nots.
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There you go, Frank. Pass that down.
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Alexander, you take the bow.
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I'll sit down. Get used to the feel of it.
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It may surprise some of you to know
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that most accidents happen after the arrows have hit the target.
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Boys run down the range and can easily trip up.
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So safety rule number 1 is no--
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I...uh...
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That's gone through that, clean through.
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Uhh...uhh...I'm panicking.
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All right...
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Who can drive?
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[Keys jingling]
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We might need one of you to drive.
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No, that's a silly idea. Don't look at me, kids.
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[Indistinct] You don't want to see this in your dreams.
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Someone call Carl, please.
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You gotta go to a new forest next week.
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That's out. Ugh!
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Oh, it's cold, isn't it?
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Ugh...
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Aaah...
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Ugh! Aah!
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That's better.
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[Keys jingling]
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Uhh...uhh...
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[Engine starts; radio playing song]
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[Crash; horn blaring]
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[Birds chirping]
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[Snoring]
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Michael.
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Mike! [Snoring stops]
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Morning, handsome.
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Listen...
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[Michael sighs]
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I can't hear anything.
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Exactly.
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Builders haven't arrived yet.
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Our pigeon isn't in here.
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We're all alone.
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- Oh! - Yeah. Yeah.
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[Laughs] What?
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Michael: Are you sure we're alone?
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Alison: Mike, there are no ghosts in here.
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Michael: It's freaking me out. You can see them. I--
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Mike, Mike, Mike.
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We are alone.
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[Chuckling]
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Aah! Ooh...yes.
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[Whispering] Get out.
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There's one in here now, isn't there?
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Yeah, just...
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[Horn honks; men shouting]
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[Michael groans]
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Ohh!
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Michael: Will we ever learn?
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[Giggling]
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Castle man, he go dadunka dadunka.
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You go.
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Interesting.
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Ehh...funny hat dude, he take--
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Hey!
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Ooh...
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- [Whirr whirr] - Ehh ehh
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Woman: What's all this commotion?
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Man: Hey, get the light off.
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Woman: Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Ohh!
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Eww! Unacceptable! Oh!
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Emergency meeting!
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The Captain: Now it's clear that this new enemy,
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these builders are deep in our territory.
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It's an occupation.
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We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight--
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On the landing?
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That's all right. Don't be glib.
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But how do we fight? We have no rocks, no sticks,
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no bears.
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- Bears? - [Thomas sighs]
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Oh, yes, very good, Thomas. We'll just sigh at them.
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You don't understand, do you?
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The Captain: Oh, most certainly not.
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Thomas: She does not comprehend
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the profundity of my feelings for her.
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Thomas in big love with Kim Wilde.
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Kim--Alison? He's got the hots for Alison.
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Oh, it's far more complicated than that ...
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I'm attempting to compose a poem of such intricate beauty
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to reflect the way I feel.
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I cannot be expected to plot with you halfwits
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and work on my art!
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Ooh...
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Alison: You can't just appear like that,
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not when we're in bed.
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Were you, like, making a baby?
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Uh, what? No, no. I mean, I was hoping we'd get in a bit of practice, but--
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- Practice? - You know...
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Getting jiggy with it. How's your father?
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He's dead, I think.
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You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
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I thought babies were made when you pressed ears together.
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Oh, no! Who told you that?
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My sister. How do you make a baby?
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Well, OK.
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So when a man and a woman love each other very, very much,
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or not--actually, sometimes that can be more fun.
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Man: Alison!
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You have to ask me later 'cause I gotta go.
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Hi, Terry! You all right, mate?
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The Captain: Ah! There you are. Jolly good.
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Now, look here! I thought the Blitz was bad,
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but your builders make the Luftwaffe look like a youth group!
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No offense, Pat. We know your lot incapable of killing.
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Alison: Please, not now.
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- Oh, sorry. - No, not you, Terry.
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I was just talking to...Mike.
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- Not now, Mike! - What?
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- Right. - Yes, Terry.
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How are you? How's it going?
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Yeah. Good, good. We've finally managed to make the roof watertight
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in the, um, yeah, the back bit.
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- The East Wing. - East Wing. Thank you.
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Terry.
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But we have found something else.
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The drainage from the East Wing is cracked.
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I don't know when it was put in.
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1894.
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1894, probably, between...
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[Michael speaking indistinctly]
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- Not now! - Hmm?
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Alison: What's he like, Terry?
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Right. Well, it needs a lot of work to make sure it doesn't breach.
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Can do it quite on top of the old one,
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which has gone up a bit, I'm afraid.
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Michael: We don't have any more money.
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Alison: Great, great. We'll probably just put our heads together
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and run some numbers up the flagpole and just see
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if any of that makes any sense.
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[Cell phone ringing] Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Yeah, by all means.
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We done? I can't disagree to my wife like that?
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And we're burning through money quicker than actually burning money.
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Alison: Mike, it's fine. This is all part of being project manager.
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It's a negotiation. You get them on the side,
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do a little bit of wheeling, dealing.
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You gotta be mates if you want mates rates.
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He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
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Listen, let's chat numbers later,
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and in the meantime, how about a nice cup
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of Owl Rosy Lea?
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Terry: Oh, yeah. No milk, 4 sugars.
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OK. Watch out!
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For the sugar, Terry!
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Come on! That's too many!
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- Isn't it, Mike? - Yeah.
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Just checking. That was a ghost thing, right?
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- Yep. - A ghost in here, which is why you went weird, yeah.
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There's one there and one there.
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- Yes, we're here, we're here. - Here we are, yeah.
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Right.
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Pat, are you not well?
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Hmm? Oh, no, I'm fine.
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It's just that tomorrow's my death day,
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so, you know, I always get a bit emotion--
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How are babies made?
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Alison...
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my Alison.
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You are like a...
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like a-- - I'm sorry.
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Appreciate such short notice and that,
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but we've just got so much rubbish to clear up.
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I mean, loads of it, seriously.
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Julian: Builders are awful, aren't they?
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I had a terrible time when I was extending the Bramptons back in '86.
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It's a modest Oxfordfordshire pile-- 11 bedrooms, tennis courts,
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wet room--blah, blah, blah, blah.
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- Sounds frightfully expensive. - Oh, no, I didn't pay for it.
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I ran it through MPs expenses!
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Great British taxpayer covered it.
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Wonderful idiots. Now, where was I?
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Oh, yes. Builders--well, I mean, they're all thieves, aren't they?
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Tinkers to a man, all the noise, the football chants,
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the party banter. Ooh...
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- Wait a minute. That's it. - What's what?
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All we have to do is watch these builders closely
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until they commit some sort of misdemeanor,
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report it to Alison...
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And she'll send them away with a flea in their ear!
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Yes, let's get organized.
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I have flea in ear.
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But you're dead.
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So is flea.
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I also have worms.
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Ugh...
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Julian: Ah! There's two in here.
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A proper pair of oinks.
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Should be like shooting fish in a barrel,
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which I did for real once.
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Party conference. Bournemouth. Great fun.
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Man: We must sneak off a bit earlier today, Wixie.
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- This is gonna be easy! - Shouldn't be a problem.
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- Where are you off to, then? - I need to get back to that community project thing.
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Man: Oh, yeah, the kids' playground at hospital.
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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Well, I mean, this being nice, that's one thing,
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but that's just weird nice.
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All right, there's plenty more where they came from. Come on.
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Ohh...Pat!
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[Sighs]
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You all right?
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Tomorrow's my death day.
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Oh! Happy...
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no, death day.
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- Mmm. - Really sorry, Pat.
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I've actually never asked you.
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How did you die exactly?
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So, now I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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I just wanted to lighten the mood, and it hasn't worked.
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Sorry. That must be really hard for you.
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Pat: Yeah, it is, yeah.
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Well, on the plus side, I get to see my family, so...
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Alison: Oh! What? What?
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Every year, they come to pay their respects.
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They'll be here tomorrow, over there.
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- Oh. - Yeah, it used to be a tree,
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but it blew down in the great storm of 1987.
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I mean, people say it was a storm, but it was a hurricane, Alison.
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Well, that'll be nice to see your family.
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And I thought, wouldn't it be great to pass on a message to them.
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Oh, no, Pat. I don't think that's such a great idea.
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Pat: Oh, it is. I can let Carol know that I was OK.
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The whole family come-- Denny, he's me son and his girlfriend,
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they'll be there and Carol's husband Maurice.
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She remarried?
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It's fine. I'm very happy for them.
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Maurice was actually my best mate,
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so it was really lovely when he married Carol.
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He was always such a support to her,
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even before I died. - Mmm...
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He was always 'round, had his own set of keys.
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I remember one Sunday, I came back from camp,
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and I found all his clothes in the hallway, everything--
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his socks, his knickers--they're all strewn up the stairs.
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Oh, no.
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- Mmm. - Yep.
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- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
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Yeoww!
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Anyone dead in here?
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Uhh!
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Ow...
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[Water running]
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Julian: Don't worry. It's only a matter of time.
262
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Builders are born to hustle. It's in their DNA.
263
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- Yes, I know. - Oh, ah, there we are.
264
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- That's perfect. - There he comes.
265
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Our work here is done. Ha ha ha ha!
266
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- Hey, bud. - Yeah?
267
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- What? - Dropped your wallet, mate.
268
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- Got to be joking! - Ah, cheers.
269
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The Captain: Tough nuts to crack, this lot.
270
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It reminds me of Monty in the desert in '42.
271
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- Oh, yeah. - Totally hemmed in.
272
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- Interesting. - But he persisted.
273
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Oh, this is happening now.
274
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- Where you off to? - I'm going to the pub.
275
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Mike, it's barely midday.
276
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Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, a guy just wants to--
277
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You're doing a Glastonbury, aren't you?
278
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OK, so I may have some issues.
279
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Mike, you left the Festival to go for a poo,
280
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not just the campsite, the entire Festival.
281
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So I need poo space.
282
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It's hard enough when people are close by,
283
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let alone when there might be ghosts in there with me.
284
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[Starts engine]
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You've got this covered, though, yeah, project manager?
286
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- Yeah. - Get us a deal.
287
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Sure. They're not watching you!
288
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- I am! - Oh, my God.
289
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Stop sneaking up on me!
290
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[Crash] - Aah!
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Ha ha ha ha!
292
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Hello, Terry. Can I get you a tea?
293
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Terry: No. You all right?
294
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Oh, Alison...
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my Alison.
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You are like...
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You are like, uh...
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Garrison?
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African?
300
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- Say tarragon. - Hexagram.
301
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,766
- Algorithm? - [Indistinct]
302
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Embarrassing.
303
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Please, will you hush?
304
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I cannot hear myself think.
305
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You know nothing of poetry.
306
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,200
Talisman?
307
00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:38,700
- Oh! That's brilliant! - Sounds good.
308
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:41,633
- I said that 5 minutes ago. - No, you didn't.
309
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- I didn't hear you say that. - I didn't hear it.
310
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- Well, I did. - I thought it myself, anyway.
311
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Lady Button: You want to know how babies are made, Kitty.
312
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Well...the bees, you see, like men, visit the flowers.
313
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Some bees like just one type of flower,
314
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though, turns out not your flower
315
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'cause your flower just isn't good enough.
316
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So there you are on display, waiting for the big, strong bee
317
00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:06,700
with his big pollen sacs underneath him
318
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and he goes to a different flower.
319
00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:11,933
And sometimes, Kitty, the bee only likes other bees.
320
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And you think, "Well, why have you chosen that bee and not my flower?"
321
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But they don't care, you see. They just buzz around and ignore you.
322
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That's fascinating.
323
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[Workers talking indistinctly]
324
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Robin: Look at that. [Monkey screeching]
325
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Hey, a monkey.
326
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- Oh, no, no, no. - That's good fun.
327
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- Where are you going? - [Monkey screeching]
328
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Oh, good Lord, I mean, that's...
329
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Fanny: What's all that racket?
330
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The Captain: All right, now, Fanny, I insist.
331
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You really do not want to see this.
332
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,300
Really isn't something you should be looking at.
333
00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:43,200
Aaah! How on earth are they both doing that?
334
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,300
- Absolutely-- - You know what, um...
335
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:49,200
Fanny, I think you should go and report this to Alison straightaway--
336
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:51,066
- Yes. Yes. - if I were you.
337
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- And it's shocking to hear. - You're absolutely right.
338
00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:57,833
[Monkey continues screeching]
339
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[Utensil hitting china]
340
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Right, then. Drainage issue.
341
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Yeah, yeah, well, that's a tricky one now.
342
00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:06,500
I have never been so outraged
343
00:15:06,566 --> 00:15:08,500
- in all my life! - ...is finding where to dig.
344
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:11,766
Those builders have been watching some grotesquery on their magic lanterns.
345
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,766
- It's disgusting! - ...we need to get the old...
346
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:16,566
Two monkeys doing unspeakable things!
347
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,033
Oh, the video!
348
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,333
Well, it's more like an ultrasound,
349
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,233
but it does have a screen on it, yeah.
350
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,433
I'm sorry, Terry. I was actually just thinking about
351
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that YouTube video and this funny part with the monkeys.
352
00:15:28,866 --> 00:15:30,966
- Have you seen it? - Yeah, yeah. I have, yes.
353
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,266
- It's pretty funny. - It is funny, actually.
354
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,833
A real Button wouldn't stand for this sort of behavior.
355
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,366
Well, could you not watch it, please, Terry,
356
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,366
because it's not acceptable behavior...
357
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:43,366
- Not in this house. - not in this house.
358
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- Filthy dirty! - Filth...
359
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:50,300
Right, well, why don't we have this chat tomorrow, yeah?
360
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,566
Alison: Oh, sorry, Terry. I--yeah. Mmm.
361
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,200
It's OK, Alison. I've changed my mind.
362
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I don't want you to talk to my wife.
363
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Right. Good.
364
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,800
- I want you to kill her. - You what?
365
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:01,766
Well, don't you see? With any luck, she'll
366
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,000
become a ghost like me, and we can be together forever and ever.
367
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,700
Great, great. Yeah, um...
368
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:07,666
Oh, so shall I push her in the lake
369
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,933
or--ooh, I'll take her up to the roof and just throw her off.
370
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:11,500
Either's fine, just don't mark her face.
371
00:16:11,566 --> 00:16:14,633
Of course I'm not gonna kill your wife, Pat!
372
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,966
It's a terrible idea.
373
00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:18,333
I'm so sorry.
374
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,600
What have I become?
375
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,633
I'm a monster?
376
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,600
I'm a monster man!
377
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,100
[Sighs]
378
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[Sighs]
379
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,566
[Pat sighs]
380
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:44,033
Do you mock me, sir? This is my sighing place.
381
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,266
Robin: Hey...Pat not feel good today.
382
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His death day tomorrow. Family come.
383
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,566
Thomas: Oh, fine! I wasn't trying to work or anything.
384
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:54,700
Let's make an evening of it.
385
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:57,933
Bring wine...and figs!
386
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Pat: I actually don't know if I want them to come anymore.
387
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:03,766
I hate to be the one to tell you this, Patrick,
388
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,766
but eventually no one will come.
389
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,666
That's just the way of it.
390
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:13,066
What Thomas try to say is,
391
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,766
you die.
392
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:20,666
Time passed. Everything change.
393
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:24,400
Family not come anymore.
394
00:17:24,466 --> 00:17:26,066
Is pain...
395
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,366
but you heal.
396
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:33,700
Yeah. You remember them here.
397
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,733
And maybe one day,
398
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,600
you find new family.
399
00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:44,700
[Workers talking indistinctly]
400
00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:47,433
Robin: Wait up, guys!
401
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,533
Oh, he stinks, doesn't he?
402
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,366
Pat: Mmm...
403
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:58,100
Julian: The real issue is core strength.
404
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,800
That's known as a Norwegian picnic.
405
00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,533
Well, you won't make many babies that way,
406
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,366
but it sure is a lot of fun--
407
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,900
a lot of fun. Ha!
408
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:10,800
A Himalayan campsite is an altogether more complicated position
409
00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:13,366
involving 4 people and a rope swing.
410
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:17,566
Now, the key to that is good ballast.
411
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,766
Alison: Morning! Little treat for my favorite builders.
412
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,466
Oink oink. Bacon roll?
413
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,333
Oh, yeah, lovely. Thank you.
414
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,933
- Cheers. - Have a lovely day.
415
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,766
- Cheers. - Thank you.
416
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,100
- Have a lovely day. - Mmm!
417
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,533
Mmm! What's with the bag?
418
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,333
Gym. ...picking me up pretty quickly, so...
419
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400
Why don't you have a spa break while you're at it?
420
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:36,733
Mike, we can't afford to be joining gyms.
421
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,300
Mike: It's a trial day. It's free.
422
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,733
Likin' all the wheelin' and dealin'?
423
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,500
Good, actually.
424
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:45,266
Mike: Well, I'm gonna go. Actually really gotta go.
425
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,600
Morning.
426
00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:50,400
Morning, Terry. How are you?
427
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:51,900
- Yeah, fine. - Just wondering
428
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:54,000
if we could have a chat about the drainage issue
429
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,100
and see if we can come to some sort of arrangement.
430
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,233
Terry: Yeah, find time for that.
431
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,366
Yeah, look, we're gonna finish off that internal lattice work today,
432
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,366
so I'll need you to take those curtains down.
433
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,366
Can do, Terry, and I've got some bacon rolls going
434
00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:05,900
if you fancy one.
435
00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:07,400
Nah, I'm vegan.
436
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:08,900
Course you are.
437
00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:11,133
[Robin snorts] Oh, God.
438
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,233
[Speaking indistinctly]
439
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,300
[Music playing loudly]
440
00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:24,166
[Workers speaking indistinctly]
441
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:31,333
Woman, singing: ♪ You fell in love with me, I fell in love with you ♪
442
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,600
♪ But dreaming's all I do... ♪
443
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:39,333
[Alison humming]
444
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,566
Oh...
445
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,600
[Rip] - Ah!
446
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,000
Julian: Look at that! This could be our chance!
447
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,466
But we'll need help. Fetch Mary.
448
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,966
[Singing indistinctly]
449
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:59,266
Mary: Don't push me. You can't see through metal.
450
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,733
- Come quickly! - Aah!
451
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,933
'Tis the Devil's work!
452
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:07,733
He is amongst us. Quick!
453
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,300
Alison: The Devil? What are you talking about?
454
00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:12,300
Julian: Right. Quick as lightning.
455
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,466
- Right, here we go. - Come on, be quick!
456
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,166
All right, don't pressure me, don't pressure me.
457
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,600
You know what to do. Push! Push!
458
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:18,666
- Aghhh... - Push, come on.
459
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:21,633
What? What is it?
460
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,233
Oh, I just thought I saw a swan.
461
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,633
What?
462
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,933
When we used to see a swan in our village,
463
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,600
that was the Devil at play.
464
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:32,666
Well, nowadays, that just means that there's a swan.
465
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,766
Oh, right.
466
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,866
There's loads of swans.
467
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:39,900
Then the Devil is busy.
468
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,300
- Aaah! - Come on, man! Come on!
469
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:44,966
- Aah... - Push it! Push it!
470
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,066
The Captain: Yes! You've got it!
471
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,700
- It's in. - Well done, Julian.
472
00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:49,433
[Julian speaking indistinctly]
473
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,333
The Captain: Oh, my God. He's actually gonna take it.
474
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,633
- He's taking the box. - Take it, take it, take it.
475
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,333
- He's taking the box! - Yes!
476
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,366
Mary: That one be Lucifer's lucky for sure.
477
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,133
[Birds squawking]
478
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,300
No, wait! I also saw a ghost.
479
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:18,766
The Captain: We're just a couple of chaps in the library.
480
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,366
- Hi. - Hello there.
481
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,700
Julian: We're just a couple of chaps in the library.
482
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,700
The Captain: Uh, everything all right with you?
483
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:26,300
No, no. I've lost my engagement ring.
484
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:28,633
- Oh... - Oh, no!
485
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:33,233
Dear, listen, we don't want to be a couple of telltale tits.
486
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,233
The Captain: Uh, Julian saw...
487
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,200
Julian: Yes, I saw one of the builders
488
00:21:37,266 --> 00:21:38,900
heading out to the East Wing just moments ago
489
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,433
looking tres, tres shifty.
490
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,266
- Which one? - The handsome one.
491
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,266
The Captain: Uh, the chap with the arms,
492
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,433
very strong, probably.
493
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,133
- What? - Thanks.
494
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,966
Terry: I'm actually pretty gobsmacked
495
00:21:57,033 --> 00:21:59,966
that you think it might be one of us.
496
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:02,766
Please. I just need you to open your bags so I can check.
497
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,533
Fanny: Come on. Open your pockets, riffraff!
498
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,033
Man: Yeah.
499
00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:10,566
All right, then.
500
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:13,866
- No, I don't. - No.
501
00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:19,300
Ooh...uh-oh.
502
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:20,500
- Oh, dear. - Sticky fingers.
503
00:22:20,566 --> 00:22:22,500
Is this it?
504
00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:25,733
I'm so sorry. I didn't even know it was in there.
505
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,100
I didn't take it. Honest.
506
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:29,100
- Ho ho! - Likely story.
507
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,666
It could have been knocked off the workbench.
508
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:37,066
You are so right.
509
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:40,366
Yep. And I'm-- I'm so sorry.
510
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:41,666
Terry: It's a bit late for that, Alison.
511
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,433
Today is gonna be our last day.
512
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,233
- Get in it! - No, please don't go.
513
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,666
Alison: Look, it's not my fault.
514
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,700
I've been under a lot of stress lately, and...
515
00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:52,266
would it help if I told you that this house is haunted
516
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,700
and I'm being plagued by ghosts who are making my life a misery?
517
00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:56,366
Not really, no.
518
00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:59,266
Oh, a carriage! Someone's coming!
519
00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:11,133
Pat: Carol.
520
00:23:21,766 --> 00:23:25,500
OK, you win. What do you want me to say to them?
521
00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:28,233
Pat: I've had a think, Alison,
522
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,566
and I've decided it's best you don't say anything.
523
00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:32,000
I don't want them to worry about me.
524
00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:33,666
Let them get on with their lives,
525
00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:37,166
and I'll get on with my...death.
526
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,200
[Workers speaking indistinctly]
527
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,200
Terry: I'm not being a ...
528
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,266
[Van doors close]
529
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,166
See you later, mate. Sorry it didn't work out.
530
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,733
What? You're leaving?
531
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,266
Yeah. It all got a bit...
532
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,700
yeah.
533
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:26,900
[Footsteps approaching]
534
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,733
So, Pat, I did talk to them,
535
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,100
but I didn't tell them about you.
536
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,733
I asked about them.
537
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,300
I figured you might like to know that your son Daley
538
00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:37,666
is an accountant, he's very happy.
539
00:24:37,733 --> 00:24:41,300
Carol's busy with the Bowls Club and Maurice is very sweet, too,
540
00:24:41,366 --> 00:24:43,600
but...unbelievably small.
541
00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:45,500
[Sighs]
542
00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:47,700
Thank you.
543
00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:49,700
Oh, and they called him Pat.
544
00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:52,233
[Baby fussing]
545
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,533
Alison: Your grandson.
546
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,600
Pat: He's got my legs!
547
00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:29,700
Pat: Guys! I got a grandson, and his name's Pat!
548
00:25:29,766 --> 00:25:32,133
Oh, I'm so proud, I could burst!
549
00:25:38,366 --> 00:25:40,166
Guys...this is it!
550
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,733
I feel great.
551
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,333
I think I'm moving on!
552
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,300
I can see the light. Can you see the light?
553
00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:50,566
You're all my family in a way, and I loved you all,
554
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,333
apart from Julian, who I didn't really trust.
555
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,433
And Lady Button, you need to chill out. Just relax, OK?
556
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:59,066
And, Captain, the war's over, man. It's over, and--
557
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:00,800
Man: Oh, that's it, then, Wixy.
558
00:26:00,866 --> 00:26:04,500
- Yeah. - We'll come back for the rest.
559
00:26:04,566 --> 00:26:05,900
Ah, this is awkward.
560
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:13,333
No. Bye, Wixy. Bye, Kevin.
561
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,633
Bye, lunch folks.
562
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,300
Baby. That's nice.
563
00:26:23,366 --> 00:26:25,433
Still don't quite know how they're made.
564
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,600
Oh, um...
565
00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,200
- Huh? - And...
566
00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:32,666
- What are they doing? [Monkey screeching]
567
00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:34,266
Woman: Are they doing what I think they're doing?
568
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:35,900
- I think they are. - Really?
569
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,700
- OK, I-- - Do they love each other?
570
00:26:37,766 --> 00:26:40,000
Alison: I hope so.
571
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,300
Terry just said they were leaving. What's going on?
572
00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:45,500
The charm offensive became offensive.
573
00:26:45,566 --> 00:26:48,066
So no deal on the drainage?
574
00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:49,900
Well, it's sat out this long, it's not as if--
575
00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,333
[Water rushing]
576
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,366
Alison: Oh, no!
577
00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:54,866
Huh.
578
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,033
Alison.
579
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,400
Oh, please stop doing that.
580
00:27:01,466 --> 00:27:04,400
Thomas: I was blocked, but that has passed.
581
00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:07,633
I have composed a poem to express my feelings.
582
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,900
Alison: Sure. "Alison, we'll respect your boundaries.
583
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,266
It's bedtime, so we'll probably stay out of your room."
584
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:17,333
I'm dreaming that you're in love with me
585
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,333
like I'm in love with you,
586
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,100
but dreaming's all I do.
587
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:26,400
If only they'd come true,
588
00:27:26,466 --> 00:27:29,333
I should be so lucky.
589
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,400
Lucky, lucky, lucky!
590
00:27:33,466 --> 00:27:37,400
Together: I should be so lucky...
591
00:27:37,466 --> 00:27:38,733
in love?
592
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,733
What magic is this?
593
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,900
Our minds are entwined. How do you know my verse?
594
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:47,300
Oh, I hate to tell you this, but that is Kylie Minogue.
595
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,366
What is a Kylie Min Ogue?
596
00:27:49,433 --> 00:27:52,033
She's an Australian singer,
597
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,733
and that's one of her songs.
598
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,733
I think you might have heard it on the radio.
599
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,300
It's catchy, isn't it?
600
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:00,466
Oh! What have I done?
601
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:03,400
Please send correspondence to Miss Minogue
602
00:28:03,466 --> 00:28:05,766
apologizing in the sincerest possible terms
603
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:08,333
for stealing her beautiful words.
604
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,166
The shame is almost too much to bear!
605
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,433
What have I done?!
606
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,333
[Alison chuckling]
607
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,766
What's so funny?
608
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,766
Oh, it doesn't matter.
609
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,600
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't help you with the drains,
610
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,133
never mind those ghosts.
611
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,633
I think this house is gonna finish us off.
612
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,266
No. We'll figure it out. We'll rob a bank.
613
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,333
You know what.
614
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,333
I won't let them get to me either!
615
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,600
Alison: Oh! The full monty!
616
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:36,333
Mike: Yeah! Here I am! Huh?
617
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,000
Come on! I'm not afraid of you!
618
00:28:39,066 --> 00:28:42,266
Ah! Get a good look. I don't care.
619
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,400
Watching... will scare me.
620
00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:46,600
I'm not scared!
621
00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:50,700
What was that?
622
00:28:50,766 --> 00:28:54,133
It's probably nothing.
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