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Since when do you read the paper?
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I'm doing the jumble.
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I always do the jumble.
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Not today, big man.
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Maybe you boys could do it together,
like a father -son thing.
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No can do. I jumble alone.
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Hey, can I talk to you all before
Georgie comes out? Is everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just that today's the
anniversary of his dad's passing, so
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don't bring it up.
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I can't believe it's been two years
already.
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What do you want us to do?
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just be normal.
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What's he supposed to do?
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This is serious, okay? No jokes.
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Wasn't joking, but okay.
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Morning. Good morning.
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Or just morning.
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Do you want some breakfast?
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No, I gotta get to the store. There's
this client of Fagenbacher's I've been
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courting. Today's the day I'm gonna
steal him away.
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Hey, knock him dead.
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I'll leave this account. We should go
celebrate tonight.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Or, you know, whenever
you...
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Feel like it.
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See you later. Okay, bye.
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Let the record show, I was the only
normal one.
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McCaster Auto.
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Hey, Mr. Cooper.
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No, he's having lunch with a client.
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He seemed fine. Why?
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't realize
that was today.
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Good news!
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I stuck it to Fagenbacher. We got the U
-Haul account.
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Terrific. Who are you talking to?
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Oh, uh, your mom.
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Give me. I want to tell her the good
news. No.
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I cannot believe I forgot what today is.
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Well, you were in such a good mood this
morning, I didn't want to upset you.
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You remembered and didn't tell me?
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See, now you're upset.
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Thanks for having us over, Mom.
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Well, I figured we're all having a rough
day.
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Might as well have it together.
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Although I'm sure George wouldn't want
you to be sad, you know? He'd want you
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get on with your lives.
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I don't think Dad would want us to
forget him just yet.
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She's not saying forget him. We all know
that's not possible.
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Coach Wilkins is crying here in P .E. He
said it was hay fever, but everyone
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knew.
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Well, people grieve differently.
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I mean, did you even hear from Sheldon?
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First thing this morning.
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Told me he was proudly flying a flag
that half -mast.
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Great. Even Sheldon remembered.
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What's going on with you?
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I forgot.
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I had a big work thing and it just
slipped my mind.
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I'm a terrible son.
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Oh, honey, you're not.
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Or maybe you are.
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She remembered and didn't tell me. Hey,
you were happy. You were happy? I was.
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I'm not now.
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Knock it off.
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Today is hard enough without you two
bickering.
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Sorry. Yeah, sorry.
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Maybe we could have a little memorial,
go to the cemetery and tell some George
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stories.
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Let's do something bigger, something
everyone will remember.
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Like when he got his photo on the wall
at Sizzler for eating that 72 -ounce
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steak? Let's please not remember that.
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We can get something named after him,
like a bench.
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Oh, a new scoreboard at the high school
with his name on it. That's a great
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idea. He would love that.
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Wait. So every time I'm hanging out with
my friends under the bleachers, I'll
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look up and see Dad's name?
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Why are you hanging out under the
bleachers?
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Uh, it's where we pray to Jesus.
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Here you go.
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Can't believe you're old enough to buy
us beers.
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They grow up so fast.
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Really, Wayne?
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It's the emotional time.
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To George Cooper.
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To Dad.
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To George.
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He was a good man.
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Thanks, Principal Peterson.
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You're not high school anymore. Call me
Tom.
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That's okay. I feel weird calling old
people by their first name.
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Old people?
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So, what's on your mind?
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I want to do something to honor my dad.
I was thinking, the scoreboard is pretty
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beat up.
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What if we got a new one? And call it
the George Cooper Memorial Scoreboard.
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Damn it.
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That's a nice thought, but we can't
afford it. What if I raised the money?
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Well, they're pretty pricey. You're
talking to the best tire salesman in
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I got this.
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Well, let me be the first one to
contribute.
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I'm in for 50.
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50? That man was your best friend.
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You're right.
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100.
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Damn, you are good.
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So every Friday night, people will look
up at the score and see my dad's name.
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Oh, that's real nice.
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It is a high school, though. You better
put the sign up high so no one can
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change Cooper to Pooper.
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Good thinking. I totally would have done
that.
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How are you going to pay for it?
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Donations. People love my dad. They'll
be happy to contribute.
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Put me down for $100.
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How? That just means I'm paying for it.
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No, Mom. Can I have $100?
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Of course.
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It's going to a good cause.
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How much can we put you down for?
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I guess $100, too.
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Really? That's what I put in, and I'm
broke.
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Put us down for $500.
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Thanks, Mrs. McAllister. That's real
generous.
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You're welcome.
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For both of us.
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That's a pretty good start, right?
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Still got a long way to go.
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Scoreboards are more expensive than you
think.
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Then put me down for another $100. Would
you cut that out?
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Hmm. Nice picture. That was the day you
finally shot the gopher digging up the
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backyard.
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That is a very Texas story.
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Let me get things started.
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Hmm?
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Five dollars?
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My dead father's only worth five
dollars?
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It was either that or 20.
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Okay, but I'm taking my five back.
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Hello, boys. What do you want?
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I just came by to congratulate you.
Poaching my U -Haul account, that's got
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feel pretty good.
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It does, and I'm going to do it again.
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Ooh, little doggy's got a big bark.
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And a big bite. He may have rabies.
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I didn't come here to fight, okay? I
like having some competition.
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It keeps things spicy.
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Well, thanks for stopping by, but we got
work to do. I'm going.
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What's that?
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Something for your dad?
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Watch it. No, no, hey, I respect that.
In fact, let me chip in.
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Only got hundreds.
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That's Benjamin Franklin, in case you've
never seen one.
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Can I take back my 20?
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You raised all this at school?
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Yeah. How?
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Told me my cigarettes and sold them for
a dollar a piece.
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Well, at least you ain't smoking them.
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Sure.
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So, how'd you do?
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People are giving, but not nearly
enough.
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Have you tried crying?
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What? Whenever I want something, I just
whip up some tears about Dad.
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I ain't gonna cry.
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It's easy.
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Ever since Dad died, people feel bad for
me.
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I just want to make it better.
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Is everything okay?
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I'm fine. This is just a hard time.
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What can I do? Can I get you something?
What do you need?
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All right, I'm going to go hop in the
shower.
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Maybe I'll join you.
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Didn't you just take one?
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Yeah, but you weren't all soapy in mine.
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Got some good news for you.
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Scoreboard's paid for.
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What? That's amazing.
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Yeah, Fagin -Bacher Auto offered to
cover the whole thing.
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You're kidding.
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Nope. Just want their logo on it. What's
going on? So it'd be the George Cooper
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Memorial Scoreboard sponsored by Fagin
-Bacher Auto.
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Pretty good, huh?
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No, it's not good.
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It's just... Ever since my dad died...
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Faggot Walker's just been trying to run
me out of business.
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What are you doing?
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Crying.
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No, I don't think so.
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I'll have to call you back. I'm just too
emotional right now.
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You can't take his money.
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This is a public school. I will
literally take anybody's money.
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Fine, then you can't put his name on it.
Georgia, I get where you're coming
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from, but your dad's name is still going
to be on the scoreboard.
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Yeah, with Fagenbacher Auto right below
it.
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Or above. We're still negotiating
placement.
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He's just doing this to spite me.
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Look, we get to honor your dad, and I
get a free scoreboard.
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Everybody wins.
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Except the football team, who, as you
well know, truly suck.
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What if I can buy you an even nicer
scoreboard?
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If you really want to raise more money,
we can upgrade the library.
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My dad was a football coach, not a
library coach.
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Just give me a chance. I'll raise more
money than Fred, and we can buy that
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scoreboard without him.
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Hey.
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How'd you know I was here?
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I didn't. I got caught selling
cigarettes.
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Well, what do you have to say for
yourself?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just...
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Ever since my dad died, I've been so
lost.
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And there's just no one to tell me right
from wrong. Oh, honey, don't cry. It's
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okay.
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Yeah, so picture this. The George Cooper
Memorial Scoreboard, sponsored by y
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'all. Lone Star Beer.
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He was a local football coach. A beloved
hero, really. We just need about $10
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,000 and we can make this happen.
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I mean, he definitely spent that much on
your beer.
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Probably more. So, in a way, he's
already paid for it.
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Well, just so you know, I recently
turned 21. And if that's your attitude,
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going to become a Miller man.
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I just had a brainstorm.
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We're not paying for the scoreboard.
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You don't know that's what I was going
to say.
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What were you going to say?
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The point is, you don't know.
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Mr. McAllister, I just had a brainstorm.
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Run for your life.
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You hate Fagenbacher, right? Y 'all were
competitors for a lot of years. That
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was a long time ago. I don't really
think about it.
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Not just rivals in business.
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Also in love.
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What are you doing, Georgie? I'm just
saying. If it was me, it'd be hard
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up at that scoreboard every Friday night
and seeing a guy's name who had
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intimate relations with my wife before I
did.
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I'm going home.
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Take him with you.
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You did that for me.
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Well, it's not a big deal. You deserve
it. Well, it is a big deal. Let me take
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look at that.
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It's going to be twice as big as the old
one and state of the art. Ooh, that's a
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beaut.
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What's going on?
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I'm just showing your dad plans for the
new scoreboard.
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Have you seen this, Georgie?
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Look what Fred put together for me.
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It was my idea.
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Well, then why didn't you do it? Now,
hold on, George.
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He tried.
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He just failed.
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Wouldn't be the first time. You should
have seen his report cards.
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I just happen to have a couple of my old
ones right here.
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Straight A's.
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Proud of you, son.
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No, no, no. He ain't your son. I'm your
son.
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You want to toss the ball around?
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You bet.
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I was talking to Freddy.
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I'd love to.
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Come on, kiddo.
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No, no, wait. I'm the good son. Missy's
selling cigarettes.
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Hey,
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you okay?
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Yeah, just a bad dream.
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Again?
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Oh, George, do you know whatever happens
at the scoreboard, your dad loves you?
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Right, George?
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
266
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And then the rabbit goes through the
hole and voila.
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Thanks, Pop.
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You look tired.
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Did Cece keep you up all night?
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No.
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Georgie tossed and turned.
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I wish there was some way I could help
him raise the money.
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Well, when you were in high school, you
did all those fundraisers for the
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cheerleading squad.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm comfortable
washing cars in a bikini anymore.
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Some of us weren't comfortable with it
then.
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Morning. Morning.
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I have an idea about how to raise the
money. You do a news story about my dad
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TV and donations will pour in.
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Oh, Georgie, I just started there.
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I can't pitch a story about my father
-in -law. I mean, there's got to be
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something else.
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Time to bust out that bikini.
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Forget it. Sorry I asked.
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Whoa, son, I know you're stressed.
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I ain't your son. I'm George Cooper's
son, his only son.
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Except for Sheldon.
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Except for Sheldon.
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Poor Georgie. I hate to see him drive
himself crazy.
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I know.
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Dad wouldn't care about having something
named after him.
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Wouldn't care?
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Whose idea do you think it was to call
Georgie Georgie?
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I didn't know that. I was all set to
call him Phillip.
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Phil Cooper. That's pretty good.
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I know.
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00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:02,150
I don't like to speak ill of people, but
this Faginbacher, he sounds like a real
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horse's you -know -what.
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I know what do you know what?
300
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:11,650
Patootie. Nailed it.
301
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:15,490
I think I might go down there and give
them a piece of my mind.
302
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,350
Well, if that piece is patootie, I
wouldn't.
303
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,550
I don't need vulgar language to make a
point.
304
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,650
Yeah, you don't need it, but it really
adds some oomph.
305
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I'd like to remind you, I have the
biggest oomph of all.
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Mr. Fagenbacher, I am Mary Cooper,
Georgie's mom.
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No.
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You're not old enough to be his mom.
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Maybe his big sister.
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That ain't gonna work on me. The devil
speaks with a forked tongue.
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You calling me a devil?
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A handsome one, I hope.
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Do you really think you can use my late
husband to upset my son and then charm
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your way out of it? Mrs. Cooper.
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00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:10,710
Can I call you Mary? No, you may not.
Mrs. Cooper, you got me all wrong.
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Georgie and I, sure, we have our issues,
but when he told me what he wanted to
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do for his dad, I was touched, and I
wanted to help out.
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I have a teenage daughter.
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I know what malarkey smells like.
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You got me. I'm a bad boy.
321
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You want to give me a spanking?
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Don't you disrespect me. Yes, ma 'am.
And do not disrespect the memory of my
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husband. Well, I didn't. I am not done.
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My family has been through too much
these past few years to put up with you
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rubbing salt in the wound. No, I never
intended... And God is watching you.
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00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:52,200
He may be forgiven, but when it comes to
my family, I sure as heck am not.
327
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I'm sorry. I crossed the line.
328
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And? And I will back off the scoreboard.
You will also apologize to Georgie.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,349
All right, then.
331
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:12,430
There may be a decent man underneath all
that scruff.
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I can shave!
333
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:25,010
It is beautiful.
334
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:28,069
Your dad's name up there for everyone to
see.
335
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,370
Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard.
336
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,610
No, a snack bar is better.
337
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,710
Our team's so bad, who wants to look at
the score?
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Be cool if they served beer.
339
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,170
It's a hot school.
340
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Excuse me for trying to honor my father.
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This is the best hot dog.
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Like George cooked himself.
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Pull it together, Wayne. You got a game
to lose.
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