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-[ Radio dialing ]
-Hey, ladies...
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-Dallas is finally starting
to cool down, y'all.
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-That's why...
-♪ We're just a wish away
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-I had
a strange premonition.
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-...show fueled
by lattes.
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-Ed Sheeran's back on tour
at the Dallas...
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-I want to hear about
your worst friends. Call us...
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♪♪
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-♪ The queen passed out
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♪ In her balcony
when I came out ♪
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♪♪
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♪ The king
ordered his men ♪
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♪ To close their eyes
and say a prayer out loud ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Scantily clad woman
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♪ Scantily clad man
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♪ Scantily clad woman
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♪ Scantily clad man
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♪ The pope fled at once
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♪ When I walked upstage
and had no shame ♪
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-[ Moans ]
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-♪ The knights went to war
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♪ When I kissed her
in that pink beret ♪
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-[ Blows ]
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♪ Oh, what a big disgrace
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-Oh, fuck! My dick!
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Ow!
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-♪ Scantily clad woman
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♪ Scantily clad man
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♪ Scantily clad woman
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♪ Ooooh ooh ooh
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-♪ Skin clear, hair shiny
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♪ Girls and gays like me
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♪ Tap, I'm on your screen
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-Lunchtime, freaks.
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-Oh, my God,
it's the Free Eden girls.
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It's impossible
to get a job there.
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They're like mall royalty.
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-Here comes mother.
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-The Fruits are so hot.
-Isn't there a fourth one?
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-I heard she went crazy.
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-Cherry...
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-Wait, don't they pay?
-We don't charge the Fruits.
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-Apple's a bitch.
-She's so much more than that.
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-♪ I serve my Pop Girl Chic
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-I needmy shawarma.
Gimme, gimme!
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Thank you.
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-Do you want some?
-No.
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-I heard she was a wrangler.
-She waved at me once.
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-Oh, my God,
I want to be her.
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-My cowgirl.
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-Her fits are pristine.
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-You hungry?
-What?
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-Oh, my God.
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-[ Laughs ]
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-Want some ranch with that?
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-Look.
Did you see them?
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-Give me the goss, bitch.
-Oh, my God.
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-See you Wednesday.
-Bye!
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-I love Fig.
She's my favorite.
-Go!
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-God, I wish I was named
after a fruit.
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-Colin, get real.
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-I want them
to spit in my mouth.
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-God, they are so hot.
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-Bro, she doesn't even know
you exist.
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-♪ The way that I am walking,
it's my accessory ♪
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-Fig, hit 10K today.
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Cherry, you get to help me
unbox the new shipment.
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I'm basically
selling for two now,
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so if I want to make manager...
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-Wait, are you preggy?
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-No!
No, she's talking about --
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-Don't say her name.
She does not work here anymore.
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Obvi I'm not pregnant.
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What if I had a boy and had to
name him, like,
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Bob or some shit?
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-Yeah.
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Apple, you would make such
a better manager than Sharon.
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-Yeah. Whatever it takes
to get rid of [growling] Sharon.
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-[ Growling ] Sharon.
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-I think gummy bears
are making me high.
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-Yeah,
you need a new addiction
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like I need a tiny
little bolero jacket.
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-Wait, what if we asked Sharon
to hire someone new
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to replace
She Who Shall Not Be Named?
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-No, I do not need
another cracked-out mini-me.
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-Yeah, we don't need anybody,
Fig.
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We're ride or die.
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-Oh!
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We do not take the escalator
in our skinny heels.
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-I'm going pee.
-Okay.
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-Alone. 'Kay, bye.
-Okay.
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-Hey, y'all.
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-[ Gasps ] Ooh!
Free samples.
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-No!
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Hey.
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Um, I don't know
what you do at these ren faires,
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but, you know, here at the mall
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we don't talk to
the Sister Sweet's, Fig.
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-Um, actually,
it's Sister Salt's.
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-Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Put that back. Put that down.
Put that down.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's go.
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-Bye.
-No, don't wave at her!
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-What?
-She'll get the wrong idea.
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And Apple says
that [speaks indistinctly]
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-[ Laughter ]
-And Parmesan cheese?
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-And then I threw
my hot coffee on his dick.
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-Wait,
your coffee or your latte?
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-Latte. Stop. This is serious.
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-Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
You're right.
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-My hot latte on his dick
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'cause obviously I was not gonna
let this man come.
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-Oh, my God, of course.
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-But you know what
the most beautiful part is?
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-I got you an extra latte
this morning.
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I had the forethought
to get you an extra latte.
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It's like we're rebelling
against the patriarchy together.
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-Cherry, you have to work
on this compulsion you have
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to make yourself
the main character
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in everyone else's story.
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-It's exhausting.
-Yeah.
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-This better be something
I can sell the shit out of.
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-Hey, ladies.
So, for you, that'll be 800.
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Thank you.
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And this three-piece is
actually on sale for 2,500.
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You're so lucky.
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-I know. It's great.
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-Ah, the receipts
will be e-mailed to you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God. Hi!
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Oh, these are so good.
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Have you ever tried them
all together at once?
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It's, like, amazing.
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-Oh!
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Glitter miniskirts.
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The Hilary Duff collab
is back.
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Thank Goddess.
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-I'm such a Gordo.
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-No, you're a Miranda.
Fig's a Gordo.
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-What's your name again?
-Pumpkin.
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-Dead-ass?
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-Dead-ass what?
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-Wait, is that like,
a flavor or something?
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-No, it's my name.
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-I knew there was
something special about you.
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-You did?
-Yeah.
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Sorry, we just have a thing
about Sister Salt's.
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It's, like,
bottom of the food chain.
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Next to Keep Calm and Cookie On,
you know what I mean?
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Kind of invisible to us.
Sorry.
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-It's okay.
My job doesn't define me.
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My hotness
and my personality do.
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And are you guys hiring?
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-[ Beep ]
Fig, have you hit 10K yet?
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'Cause Cherry and I are up here
working our fucking tits off.
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We need you
to pull your weight.
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Love you, babe.
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-Copy, Apple.
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-Who's that?
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-Why don't you come back
tomorrow,
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but don't bring the pretzels,
okay?
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They're like poison here.
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Actually, bring the pretzels,
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but only bring
the cinnamon ones.
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Apple loves cinnamon.
Naturally.
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-Thanks, Fig.
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-Thanks, Pumpkin.
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-[ Beep ]
Hey, Fruits.
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So I know that we don't want to
hire anyone else,
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but I just met this
supercute girl.
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Her essence is so boho babe,
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and she has
a great personality.
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She's a bit of a fixer-upper,
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but I told her
to come back tomorrow.
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Okay, I got to go.
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There's a woman down here
wearing sweatpants
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and going through a breakup.
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It's a lot.
Okay, bye.
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-Ohhhhhh!
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Fuck!
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-I keep telling you
your nails are a safety hazard.
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-[ Moans ]
But I like them so much.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Freshly baked pretzel?
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-I love cinnamon.
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-I heard.
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-Do I know you?
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-I don't think so.
I just got here last week.
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-Are you looking for a job,
babe?
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Bright and early?
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-I have a job.
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-Do you like this job?
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-I get that dough.
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-Fig, get me an application.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-They look like
little shits.
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So how do you take
your coffee?
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-I don't. It makes me vom.
I drink tea.
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-Okay, we can work on that.
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Do you ever feel alone
sometimes?
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-I have a heart tattoo
on my pinky.
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-Mm.
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-I think anybody
with a tiny heart
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tattooed on their body
is deeply alone.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-I think I got it
because my parents
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couldn't afford to buy me
American Girl dolls
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when I was little.
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I think I'd like
to be a doll myself.
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I'd like for someone
to braid my hair.
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-Oh, my God!
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So rude.
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What's your name?
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-Pumpkin.
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-Yeah, I know.
It's really Pumpkin.
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-We're all fruits
here at Free Eden.
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-what are you up to tonight?
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-Uh, well,
I was gonna go home
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and make a chocolate cake
with my mom.
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-But, like, what do you want to
be up to tonight?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Chimes sound ]
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-Attention, shoppers.
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The Dallas Highland Place Mall
is now closed.
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Please make your way
to the exit.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Burn it.
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Come on.
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-So are you from Oklahoma?
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-Uh, what?
No.
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-Oh, that's crazy,
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because you were
totally giving off
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a scissor-tailed
flycatcher vibe.
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Happens all the time.
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That's the state bird
of Oklahoma.
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-Um, are we allowed
to be in here?
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-Technically, no.
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I know a lot
about state birds.
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No one really liked me
in high school,
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so I know a lot
about state birds.
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-What's the state bird
of Texas?
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-Holy shit. Uh...
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Holy shit, I'm blanking on it.
Oh, my God. Oh...
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-Are you from Texas?
I'm just -- I'm from Plano.
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-Oh, yeah.
I'm from Irving.
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It's over
by the Cowboys' stadium.
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And then Apple is
from Grapevine,
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which is actually
kind of close to you.
259
00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:31,830
And then Cherry is
from Highland Park.
260
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,210
-Whoa.
261
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:35,620
-Oh, don't worry.
She's not rich.
262
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:39,420
After her whole family died,
she didn't inherit anything.
263
00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,050
Life insurance system
is so broken,
264
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,530
you know what I mean?
265
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:46,120
-After her entire family died?
-Well, yeah.
266
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:49,770
Apple and Cherry are part
of an elite dead-dads club.
267
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,500
-Me too.
-[ Gasps ] FOMO!
268
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,340
The northern mockingbird.
[ Laughs ]
269
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,580
That's the state bird of Texas.
The northern mockingbird.
270
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,100
I can't believe I forgot
that one.
271
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,310
You ask a lot
of questions, Pumpkin.
272
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,310
I like it.
273
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:15,280
♪♪
274
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:25,220
♪♪
275
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,360
-Blow me.
276
00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:32,710
♪♪
277
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:38,720
♪♪
278
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:39,970
Blow me.
279
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,690
-I don't really smoke.
280
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,250
-It's not smoking,
it's praying.
281
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:50,150
♪♪
282
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:56,010
♪♪
283
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,460
You're a natural, babe.
284
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,880
Welcome to Paradise.
285
00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:03,720
-♪ Put on your hat,
psychic cat ♪
286
00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,860
♪ Tell us the news
287
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,140
♪ As we cruise
288
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:17,040
-♪ Cru-u-u-u-u-ise
289
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:22,010
-♪ Where do you go
when we blow? ♪
290
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,520
♪ You look so fine
291
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,730
-Of the tree.
Winter.
292
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:31,080
♪♪
293
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,290
-Of the root.
Summer.
294
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:40,330
♪♪
295
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,090
-Cherry's sober.
296
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960
-Okay.
297
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,580
Cool.
298
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:50,150
-Okay, now you say
where your fruit comes from
299
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,100
and the peak season.
300
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:54,870
-So you would say,
"Of the..."
301
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,320
"Bush. Spring."
302
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:02,490
-Uh, okay.
Of the...dirt.
303
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,120
And, uh, Halloween.
304
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,120
-It's a vine.
Pumpkins grow on vines.
305
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,850
I looked it up.
I Googled it.
306
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,400
Just to make sure that it was
actually also a fruit --
307
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:14,340
-Cherry.
You need to be more trusting.
308
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,370
That's another unattractive
quality we have to work on.
309
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,140
-Sorry.
310
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,110
I just couldn't pass up
the opportunity
311
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,480
for a good background check.
312
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,650
-Y'all, Halloween is
in the fall.
313
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,590
-I know.
-That's bananas.
314
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,040
-We've finally completed
the retail season.
315
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:32,350
-Well, if we agree
that a pumpkin is a fruit,
316
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,430
because some scientists believe
that it's actually a vegetable.
317
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:37,080
-I'm sorry, Cherry, do you
actually fucking hate women?
318
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:39,440
-What?
-I thought you were
ride or die, babe.
319
00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:42,600
-I am.
I am both ride and die.
320
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,810
-Oh, so are you staying,
or are you going?
321
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,270
-Um...
322
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,170
[ Inhales sharply ]
323
00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:57,550
Oh, my God.
The retail cycle is complete.
324
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,290
This is cosmic.
325
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,000
-Let's begin the induction.
326
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:03,590
[ Clears throat ]
327
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,800
[ Intoning ]
328
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,600
[ Intoning stops ]
329
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,980
-Okay, I'm sorry,
but what is freaking going on?
330
00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:16,890
-What do you mean, babes?
331
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,570
-Is it -- Is it --
Is that blood?
332
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,480
Um, I just, um...
333
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:23,540
Is it weird
that I'm confused right now?
334
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,310
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
335
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:27,420
-Are you guys witches?
336
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:30,170
-What is your definition
of a witch?
337
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:37,170
-Um...broomsticks and spells,
I guess.
338
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,450
-And Nicole Kidman.
-[ Gasps ] Yes.
339
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,590
-I studied the occult,
alchemy, astrology,
340
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,250
astral projection.
341
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,920
-Where our consciousness
can exist without our bodies.
342
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,460
-Fig, has a degree
in astrophysics.
343
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:49,990
-I'm saving up
for grad school.
344
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:54,310
-Our magic isn't
some witch-talk rip-off
345
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,920
fluffy-bunny bullshit.
346
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,470
To put it simply,
347
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,650
our magic
is the mundane shit
348
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,410
you would have been executed for
in Salem.
349
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,250
Being a witch
is being a sister.
350
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,360
And we all need sisterhood
to survive.
351
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:15,180
That's why I created Paradise.
352
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,840
You must follow three rules.
353
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:23,890
-Rule one --
We follow the shine theory.
354
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,910
Shine theory states
women illuminate
355
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:30,160
when they surround themselves
with other women who shine,
356
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:33,210
and they don't do anything
to dim their light.
357
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:38,100
-Rule two -- the vindicar.
358
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,240
The demon that derives pleasure
359
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:44,380
from other people's
pain and misery.
360
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:47,250
You must banish vindicars.
361
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,870
-And most importantly,
rule three --
362
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,630
We only text boys
using emojis.
363
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,060
Right, Fig?
364
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:57,740
-Well, Norman's not
my boyfriend, so...
365
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,190
-He better not be.
366
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:06,130
[ Chanting ] Goats milk,
thigh gaps,
367
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,090
rose petals, bone caps,
368
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,990
truffle oil, bitch slap,
369
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,660
blood clots, juice press.
370
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,550
-Hold my finger.
371
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,630
-Slap me.
372
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:29,770
-[ Exhales sharply ]
What?
373
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,200
-Do it.
374
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,260
-No.
375
00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:39,880
-Boo.
376
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,750
I really thought you --
377
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,270
[ Exhales sharply ]
378
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,960
Oh, my gosh,
I'm -- I'm so sorry. I...
379
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:56,380
-No worries, babe.
That was the last ingredient.
380
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,400
Drink up.
381
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,680
Good girl.
382
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,310
Come with.
383
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,260
Welcome to confessional.
384
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:34,210
This is a safe space
where we confess our sins
385
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,110
to the ultimate femme martyr.
386
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:39,290
You must address her
by her stage name.
387
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,120
-Which is?
388
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:45,190
-Marilyn.
389
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,170
Monroe.
390
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,750
Duh.
391
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:52,160
No man could control her.
Not even the president.
392
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:55,030
And we honor that sacrifice.
393
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,040
-Am I supposed to look
in the mirror?
394
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,070
-Yeah, babe.
395
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,560
-Uh, wait, but I just,
I don't --
396
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,040
I don't have anything
to confess, so...
397
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,420
-I wouldn't be so sure
about that.
398
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,780
-Uh...
399
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,810
Marilyn.
400
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,990
Hello, Marilyn.
401
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,070
Well, I guess it's
kind of cool to finally have
402
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,830
some female friends.
403
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,070
I just...
404
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,410
I don't know
if I buy all of this.
405
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,940
The whole
"girls supporting girls" thing.
406
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,110
Paradise.
407
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,190
The shine theory.
[ Laughs ]
408
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,560
I mean,
don't -- don't get me wrong.
409
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:51,950
I -- I wish it was real,
but...
410
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:58,230
♪♪
411
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,590
I guess sisterhood just
doesn't come naturally to me.
412
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:08,550
And look, I-I tried to be
the girl with the...
413
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,940
matching friendship tattoos
and -- and the burning sage,
414
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,760
but, uh, it didn't really --
didn't really work.
415
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:19,560
All I was left with was,
you know,
416
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:23,680
a weird heart on my knuckle
417
00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,700
and a hamster with asthma.
418
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:27,600
That's...well.
419
00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:34,400
I mean, maybe she's not a...
420
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,280
Maybe she could finally teach me
how to...
421
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,970
[ Door closes in distance ]
422
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:47,900
Apple? Hello?
423
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,880
Are you all down here?
424
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,910
Oh.
425
00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,880
What? No!
426
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,220
Bitches!
427
00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:04,400
Fuck!
428
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,300
Hey, mom. Um, yeah. Sorry, I --
429
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,000
Yeah. I'm okay.
430
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,900
I'm having -- I'm having
a slumber party tonight.
431
00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:18,210
Yeah. It's her.
432
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,690
I don't know,
but...I'm gonna find out.
433
00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:28,250
[ P.A. chimes ]
434
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,850
-Good morning, shoppers.
435
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:33,740
The mall stores will open
in 30 minutes.
436
00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:37,850
-Power walking is hard.
437
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,590
-Is she deceased?
438
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:54,350
Her latte is gonna get cold.
439
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:55,860
-You smell that?
440
00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:57,210
-Yeah.
441
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,530
Smells like puppy's breath
and cinnamon sticks.
442
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,320
-Is someone wearing --
443
00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:06,980
♪♪
444
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,980
-The Mojave body mist?
445
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,750
Yeah, I'm wearing it.
446
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:15,300
-♪ Hair down, hoops on
447
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,300
♪ Bottoms up, pop the trunk
448
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,300
♪ Dirty shoes, cowhide rug
449
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,350
♪ You know
we don't give a fuck ♪
450
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,510
♪ Said I wouldn't dare
cross over ♪
451
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:26,410
♪ Watch me take
this whole shit over ♪
452
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,530
♪♪
453
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:32,280
-You are so Andy Sachs
right now.
454
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,330
-I got you
a pumpkin spice latte.
455
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,520
-Coffee makes me vom.
456
00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:39,220
-Miranda Priestly would totally
take you to Paris.
457
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,340
-You might be ready
for your trial shift.
458
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:46,810
-I'm not already hired?
459
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,620
-Oh, no, Sharon has to
approve of you first.
460
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:51,190
-Who is Sharon?
-The manager.
461
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,680
-For now.
462
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,420
-♪ Ride the boat,
you might get booked ♪
463
00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,410
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
464
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,530
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
465
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,760
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
466
00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,150
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
467
00:24:09,390 --> 00:24:11,600
-What did he look like?
-He looked like a critter.
468
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,010
-Oh, okay.
469
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,810
-Perf.
470
00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:18,670
-You could take this one,
Pumpkin.
471
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:23,810
-Hi!
472
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,060
Um, anything
I can help you with today?
473
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,920
-Uh, what do girls like?
474
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:29,830
-Uh...
475
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:33,420
-Hey, Belinda,
stop chasing Mackenzie.
476
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,210
Sorry, I'm a bit of a mess.
477
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,860
-Oh, don't I know it?
478
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:39,420
I used to put my dad through
all sorts of shenanigans,
479
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,110
but, you know, don't worry.
480
00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:44,520
They'll always be
daddy's little girls at heart.
481
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:46,420
I know I still am.
482
00:24:46,530 --> 00:24:48,220
Um, so what --
what can I help you with?
483
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,800
-Uh --
-Hey, babe.
484
00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:51,630
-Oh. Hi.
485
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,500
-Momfluencer.
486
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,670
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.
487
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,570
Do you have sand
in your ass crack?
488
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,400
Because you are giving
beach babe.
489
00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:03,400
Where is your tan from?
490
00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:05,340
-Oh, we were just in Galveston.
491
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,440
-But I'm not sure
if it's big enough
492
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:10,860
because they want it to block
both my face and my baby.
493
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:12,800
-That is so thoughtful of you.
494
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,690
I honestly think if I had a kid,
I would never think of them.
495
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,970
-[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God,
what is her name?
496
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,900
-Oh, it's a boy.
497
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,460
-Sorry.
498
00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:26,540
-You just need a little fabric,
sweetie.
499
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,300
Just a little.
500
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,740
-Ooh!
501
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,680
-Houdini over here.
502
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,960
-[ Chuckles ] Ah...ah?
503
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:45,930
♪♪
504
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:52,740
♪♪
505
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,160
-Oh.
-Galveston.
506
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,110
Virgin Mary, holy being.
507
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,080
-Are you a poet?
508
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,950
-No, I'm a witch.
509
00:26:02,050 --> 00:26:03,670
You conjure confidence
here at Free Eden.
510
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:07,160
And, babe, this is just --
-You look amazing.
511
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,430
-Gorge.
512
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,640
-Wow.
513
00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:12,920
-Baby!
514
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:16,620
-♪ Good luck, take it all
515
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,960
♪ I don't need it
516
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,420
-Thank you!
517
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,450
-Bye, girls!
518
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,320
-Thank you so much.
519
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,800
-He was so sweet.
520
00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:35,290
Makes me really miss my dad.
521
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:39,050
-What, because he bought them
stuff, he's a good guy?
522
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,920
They probably caught him
with his mistress or something.
523
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:44,060
It's called a payoff present.
-You don't know that.
524
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:47,520
-Men are two faced, Pumpkin.
525
00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:48,990
Come on.
526
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,940
[ Thump ]
527
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:54,910
[ Thump ]
528
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,140
-What was that?
-Nothing.
529
00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:00,730
Code dill.
I repeat, code dill.
530
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,600
Go upstairs. Don't engage.
531
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,040
-Do y'all know her?
-Copy, code dill.
532
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,530
Vindicar.
533
00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:10,320
-Apple, in my office.
534
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,230
-Yes.
Reporting another incident.
535
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:21,730
Apple, this cannot happen
again with the new girl.
536
00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:23,720
-It won't.
537
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:28,550
Let's go on a field trip.
538
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:34,770
♪♪
539
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,830
You have so much potential,
Pumpkin.
540
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,970
I see so much of myself in you.
541
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,740
You know, when I was a sales
girl, not yet a saleswoman,
542
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,360
I had a knack for making
something out of nothing.
543
00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:53,850
Even when I was a tiny little
Apple, I had a green thumb.
544
00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:58,960
I made my own Paradise
out of...
545
00:27:59,070 --> 00:28:03,280
playgrounds, doll houses,
546
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,410
oversized Costco boxes.
547
00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:09,570
Because I had to.
-Had to what?
548
00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:11,390
-Survive.
549
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:16,870
Women who don't have a garden
won't grow.
550
00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:18,980
What did that one bitch say,
551
00:28:19,090 --> 00:28:21,580
"a room of one's own"?
552
00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:23,470
-Virginia Woolf.
553
00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:25,400
-No, that doesn't sound right.
554
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:32,100
Anyways, we have to create
spaces for ourselves.
555
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:35,870
Rip out the weeds.
556
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,140
Throw out the snakes.
557
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,980
There's always work to be done
to protect your garden.
558
00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:46,390
We can do it together.
559
00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,910
-Are you looking to buy?
-Yeah, if I can find it.
560
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,470
-Look at what
we already accomplished today.
561
00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:59,470
When we met,
562
00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:01,880
I felt this connection.
563
00:29:03,230 --> 00:29:05,060
Like blood.
564
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,610
-You did?
-Did you?
565
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,590
Which is why I'm happy to say...
566
00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:20,210
...you're hired, babe.
567
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,660
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
568
00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:24,150
Where the fuck is
the pumpkin charm?
569
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,810
Thank you so much.
570
00:29:27,910 --> 00:29:30,430
I could have used
that about ten minutes ago.
571
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:35,400
Jane is the ultimate girl boss.
572
00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:37,410
She really does it all.
573
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,160
I wish I could hold down
that many jobs.
574
00:29:47,730 --> 00:29:49,180
OMG, Pumpkin.
575
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,590
Jane Does Detective
is my favorite.
576
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,640
Look at her little khaki trench!
577
00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:55,970
You shouldn't have.
578
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,910
-I mean, well,
you needed a talisman
579
00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:00,630
and she is the ultimate
girlboss.
580
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,360
-So true.
581
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:04,020
-My talisman is
Shirley Temple.
582
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,710
-The, uh, dead child actress?
583
00:30:05,810 --> 00:30:08,050
-No, no.
My 9-year-old Scottish fold.
584
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,610
It's the same kind of cat
that Taylor Swift has.
585
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,680
-A lot of people thought
that she discovered Ed Sheeran,
586
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,780
but she didn't.
587
00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:13,820
-We should name her Marilyn.
588
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,200
-Oh, no, no, no.
589
00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:17,420
I think she should be part
of the group.
590
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,790
-You should do the honors
of unpacking those.
591
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,660
-Oh, Apple.
I had dibs on the stilettos.
592
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,320
-Oh, are you literally
an infant?
593
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,120
-Well, no.
-You can unbox these, babe.
594
00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:43,370
-Do you think Pumpkin is
Apple's Mini-Me?
595
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,580
Why does she like her so much?
596
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,170
Keep your enemies close.
597
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,550
-Hi.
-Hey.
598
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,940
-What are you guys doing?
-Yeah, no, we're just --
599
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,240
-I love your hair.
600
00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:11,670
♪♪
601
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:18,480
♪♪
602
00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:20,720
-Happy winter solstice.
603
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,820
Fall is over.
604
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,960
Pumpkin has completed
her retail cycle.
605
00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:28,760
So, we celebrate
her first month with us
606
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:31,070
and welcome...
607
00:31:31,170 --> 00:31:34,140
the birth of the sun.
-The birth of the sun.
608
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:37,460
-♪ When you're lying here
in my arms ♪
609
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,010
♪ I'm finding it
hard to believe ♪
610
00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:41,530
-Open up.
611
00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:43,460
-♪ We're in heaven
612
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,610
♪♪
613
00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:50,130
♪ Now nothing can change
what you mean to me ♪
614
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:54,820
♪ There's a lot
that I could say ♪
615
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,370
♪ But just hold me now
616
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,250
♪ Because our love
will light the way ♪
617
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:05,270
♪ Baby, you're all that I want
618
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:09,000
♪ When you're lying here
in my arms ♪
619
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:12,070
♪ I'm finding it
hard to believe ♪
620
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,280
♪ We're in heaven
621
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:16,080
-What did we take?
-Sequins.
622
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:18,180
It's a placebo, babe.
623
00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:21,150
This is just what
Paradise feels like.
624
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:23,020
-♪ ...there in your heart
625
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,090
♪ It isn't too hard to see
626
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:28,950
♪ We're in heaven
627
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:30,710
♪ We're in heaven
628
00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:37,930
♪♪
629
00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:40,030
-Hi.
-[ Gasps ]
630
00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:42,520
-What is that?
-It's my planner.
631
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,900
-Oh.
632
00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:45,530
-Apple has me
on a strict schedule.
633
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,260
-Mm.
-You know, for, like,
my mental health.
634
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,300
You know what?
635
00:32:52,390 --> 00:32:54,500
On Wednesdays, I have therapy.
636
00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:57,500
I need somebody to cover for me.
637
00:32:57,610 --> 00:33:00,440
If you're lucky,
that could be you.
638
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:02,120
[ Both chuckle ]
639
00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:04,680
-So, um...
640
00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:07,680
...Apple has a calendar for you?
641
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,450
That is kind of controlling.
642
00:33:12,550 --> 00:33:14,650
-Apple helped me get sober.
643
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:19,560
And not, like, sad sober.
644
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:23,280
Like fun, hot sober.
645
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:28,290
And she's helping me
with a lot of --
646
00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:31,390
You know what?
647
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,810
I shouldn't dump truck
my issues on you.
648
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,950
We're working on that, too.
649
00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:41,920
I have a really bad case
of main character syndrome.
650
00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:43,580
-Guys, come dance with me.
651
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:44,970
-Okay.
652
00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:54,460
♪♪
653
00:33:54,560 --> 00:34:03,600
♪♪
654
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,820
-Confessional for you tonight,
Fig.
655
00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,290
-[ Clears throat ] What?
656
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,780
-Cherry said you ditched her
to meet Norman.
657
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,750
-No, I didn't.
-Stop.
658
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,750
We have proof.
659
00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:17,580
-We had plans
to walk wistfully
660
00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:20,450
through the parking lot
at sunset.
661
00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,970
I had to walk wistfully
by myself.
662
00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:31,630
♪♪
663
00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:33,150
-Okay.
664
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:38,740
♪♪
665
00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:56,730
-♪ Isn't it time
to drink your... ♪
666
00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:59,290
-Forgive me, Marilyn...
667
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,840
...for...
668
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:09,460
I want to build an Ikea couch
with Norman.
669
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,810
[ Chuckles ]
670
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:16,810
I want to talk to him in words,
not emojis.
671
00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:22,240
It's my mother's
dream come true.
672
00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:28,270
She always wanted me to be a
part of someone else's toolbox.
673
00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:31,930
To be used and put away.
674
00:35:35,830 --> 00:35:39,180
I watched my mother
love someone entirely
675
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,700
and give up on herself.
676
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:49,150
I got piercings
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
677
00:35:49,670 --> 00:35:53,400
Got a physics degree
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
678
00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:58,520
I allowed myself to find peace
and freedom in Paradise
679
00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:01,480
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
680
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:07,030
And I still feel alone.
681
00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:13,770
And then I met him.
682
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:20,120
And he complimented me on
my music taste and my piercings.
683
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,770
And he told me that
his name was Norman,
684
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,120
and, Marilyn, you know
685
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:25,400
that "Psycho"
is my favorite movie.
686
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,480
He just wants me around.
687
00:36:31,410 --> 00:36:33,590
But now I feel split in two.
688
00:36:37,410 --> 00:36:39,440
And I am terrified
689
00:36:39,550 --> 00:36:43,140
that I am going to get
the same haircut as my mother.
690
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:50,350
♪♪
691
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,910
Is she happy?
692
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:58,460
♪♪
693
00:36:58,570 --> 00:37:01,050
-Whoa, I don't
want to text that.
694
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,470
-Well, I'm glad you changed.
695
00:37:02,570 --> 00:37:04,060
-Did you lock your car
this time?
696
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,680
-Um, where did I...
697
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:06,990
Yeah, I think so.
698
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,000
-You parked right there.
699
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,140
-Bye. Good night.
-Bye, Pumpkin.
700
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,580
-Bye! I love you.
-I love you so much.
701
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,980
-Oh! It is cold.
702
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,590
-[ Chuckling ] Bye.
703
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,700
[ Line ringing ]
704
00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:28,090
Hi, Mom.
705
00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:30,060
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I missed your calls.
706
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:33,050
Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker
on the way home.
707
00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:36,470
Yes. I'm being safe.
708
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,200
♪♪
709
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,060
I don't know yet,
710
00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:48,890
but I think I can crack
the other two to find out.
711
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:58,710
-Wow.
-She can ring you up right now.
712
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,630
-Yeah.
-Okay. Yeah, sure.
713
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:02,630
Are you --
714
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:05,060
-Don't you want to make
the sale?
715
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,740
-Oh, no.
It's time for me to go.
716
00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,790
-Oh, right. Yes.
Yeah. Therapy.
717
00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:13,780
It's Wednesday. Have fun.
-Yeah.
718
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:26,480
♪♪
719
00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:27,730
-[ Whispering ] ♪ Hey,
how you doing, li'l mama? ♪
720
00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:29,590
♪ Let me whisper in ya ear
721
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,150
♪ Tell ya something
that ya might like to hear ♪
722
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:34,280
♪ Got a sexy ass body
and your ass look soft ♪
723
00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:35,800
-Bye.
724
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:37,010
Oh! Wait.
725
00:38:38,290 --> 00:38:40,430
I forgot something.
726
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:42,950
-♪ And they say a closed mouth
don't get fed ♪
727
00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:45,090
♪ So, I don't mind
askin' for head ♪
728
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:46,570
♪ You heard what I said
729
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,780
♪ We need to make our way
to the bed ♪
730
00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:51,140
-Around my neck.
731
00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:52,850
Therapy!
-Okay.
732
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,890
-♪ Toot it up, slapping ass,
gurl the sex get rough ♪
733
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,390
♪ Switch position and let the
dick get down to business ♪
734
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,520
♪ Just wait till you see
my dick ♪
735
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:02,000
♪ Just wait
till you see my dick ♪
736
00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:04,530
♪ Wait till you see my dick,
hey, bitch ♪
737
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:08,190
♪ Wait till you see my dick
738
00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:11,570
-[ Moaning ]
739
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:13,810
-♪ Wait till you see my dick,
hey, bitch ♪
740
00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:15,810
♪ Wait till you see my dick
741
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:18,190
♪ I'm gonna beat that pussy up
742
00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:28,110
♪ Like bam, bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam, bam ♪
743
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,510
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up ♪
744
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,760
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up♪
745
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:35,030
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up♪
746
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,100
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up♪
747
00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,870
♪ You fine, but I ain't gon'
sweat you ♪
748
00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:42,180
♪ See, I wanna fuck,
tell me what's up ♪
749
00:39:42,290 --> 00:39:44,610
♪ Walk around the club
with your thumb in your mouth ♪
750
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,870
♪ Put my dick in,
take your thumb out ♪
751
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,700
♪ That might be a li'l kosher
to deal wit ♪
752
00:39:49,810 --> 00:39:51,390
-My little gumdrop!
753
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:57,440
♪♪
754
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,130
-♪ Yeah, it's on like that
755
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,090
♪ But it depend on the swing
of the baseball bat ♪
756
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,410
♪ Fuck the bitch on the counter
and make the plates fall back ♪
757
00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:05,960
-I'm so excited.
758
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,770
[ Moaning ]
759
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:15,040
♪♪
760
00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:17,600
Oh, leave us alone.
Leave us alone. Bye! Bye!
761
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,460
-♪ Wait till you see my dick
762
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,010
-Keep going! Keep going!
763
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,710
Oh, Pumpkin!
Pumpkin!
764
00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:25,220
Cookie man, put me down!
765
00:40:25,330 --> 00:40:26,600
-What? Oh, fuck!
766
00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:28,500
-Hey. Hey, babe.
Um, I just --
767
00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:31,480
I wanted to make sure
that you...
768
00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,550
ate.
-That's so sweet.
769
00:40:33,650 --> 00:40:36,420
Um...I ate.
770
00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:39,370
-Shit.
I, uh, I gotta go.
771
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,690
-He's gotta go.
772
00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:43,210
-I bet I burnt the, uh,
snickerdoodles.
773
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,860
-Yeah.
774
00:40:44,970 --> 00:40:48,070
Um, [clears throat]
give me a sec.
775
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,490
[ Sighs ]
776
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,120
Can you help me? My nails --
-Yes. Oh, my gosh.
777
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,570
-Nails.
-Yeah.
778
00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:02,680
I got you.
-Oh.
779
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:05,300
Where's the craziest place
you've ever had sex?
780
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,300
-Um, I'm a virgin.
781
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,440
-[ Laughs ]
782
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,900
Really?
-Yeah.
783
00:41:12,690 --> 00:41:14,760
-That's so adorable.
784
00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:17,170
You know what?
I've been thinking.
785
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,870
You should be my new Mini-Me.
-Um, Mini-Me?
786
00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:23,900
-Yeah.
We should get matching tattoos.
787
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:31,220
Look, please don't tell Apple
about this.
788
00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:33,300
-Um, why?
789
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,920
-Well, I just have enough
unattractive qualities.
790
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,780
-What, so,
Apple doesn't like sex?
791
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,850
-No, Apple doesn't like
when I have sex on Wednesdays.
792
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,240
-But you always have sex
on Wednesdays.
793
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:45,790
-What?
794
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:48,830
-Well, isn't today Wednesday?
795
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,170
You know what?
796
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,250
Free pass if you're wearing
Tuesday, right?
797
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:58,360
-You know, the schedule is
actually kind of nice
798
00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,950
because, um, she's just trying
to make sure I stay sober,
799
00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:04,610
and I don't get dick-whipped.
800
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:07,950
-Right, but what's wrong
with dick?
801
00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:11,470
I mean, she's like this
with Fig, too, right?
802
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:15,020
-Apple means well.
She just...
803
00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:20,000
She had bad experiences
growing up with her dad.
804
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:23,440
You know, the way he treated
her mom and her,
805
00:42:23,550 --> 00:42:25,890
basically abandoned them.
806
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,140
It's not my story to tell...
807
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:31,250
but he sucks.
808
00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:32,870
R.I.P...
809
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,460
R.I...something, not "P."
810
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,560
-Are y'all stealing?
811
00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:40,870
Because if you're stealing,
812
00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:41,840
there's cameras around here,
y'all.
813
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:44,300
-No, we're not stealing.
814
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,190
[ Both chuckle ]
815
00:42:47,090 --> 00:42:48,710
Hey, listen.
816
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:52,070
I will not tell Apple, Cherry.
817
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,650
I mean, a Mini-Me
wouldn't do that, right?
818
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,960
-Pumpkin!
819
00:42:58,070 --> 00:43:00,350
Okay, and I won't tell her
that you're a virgin
820
00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:03,000
because she also hates virgins.
821
00:43:03,110 --> 00:43:04,150
-Oh.
822
00:43:05,110 --> 00:43:06,420
-Okay.
823
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,660
[ Both giggle ]
824
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,160
-Hey.
-Hello.
825
00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,530
-Hi.
826
00:43:13,630 --> 00:43:15,050
-Hey.
827
00:43:15,150 --> 00:43:16,980
-Oh, I, um...
828
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:20,500
-Oh, my God,
that's so nice.
829
00:43:20,610 --> 00:43:21,860
-Yeah, I...
-You're so sweet.
830
00:43:21,950 --> 00:43:23,330
-I don't know.
I mean, okay, yeah.
831
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,690
-Oh, my God,
I have the best Mini-Me ever.
832
00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:27,130
-Really?
-Yes.
833
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:28,890
[ Both giggle ]
834
00:43:28,990 --> 00:43:30,230
-What are you reading?
835
00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:33,030
-Um, state birds, you know,
just...
836
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:35,210
-Okay. [ Chuckles ]
-It's my...
837
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,760
-Isn't that Fig's thing?
838
00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:38,520
-Well, you know, I want to get
to know all of you,
839
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:40,040
but, I mean, I mean,
okay, hold on.
840
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:42,210
Wait a second.
There's some good stuff in here.
841
00:43:45,110 --> 00:43:47,420
-Thank you for covering me,
Pum.
842
00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:57,020
♪♪
843
00:43:57,130 --> 00:44:06,250
♪♪
844
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,310
-Hey, Sharon, can you cover me
at the register for a sec?
845
00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:10,410
I gotta go drop the kids
off at the pool.
846
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,310
Okay. Thank you. Bye.
847
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:18,710
♪♪
848
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:25,050
♪♪
849
00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:27,460
-[ Clears throat ]
-Hi.
850
00:44:27,570 --> 00:44:29,470
Babe, you know, I love to dip.
851
00:44:29,570 --> 00:44:31,260
-Thumbs up emoji.
852
00:44:34,030 --> 00:44:36,520
-Oh, um, uh, bee emoji.
853
00:44:36,610 --> 00:44:38,340
Boy and girl kissing emoji,
854
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,060
red heart emoji,
and red question emoji?
855
00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:44,450
-Norman,
no one's watching me here.
856
00:44:44,550 --> 00:44:47,350
You can just verbally ask me
what you want to ask me.
857
00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:48,760
-Would you be my girlfriend?
858
00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:50,290
-[ Gasps ]
859
00:44:51,390 --> 00:44:53,290
-Huh? What do you think?
860
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,420
-Yes.
861
00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:58,910
-What?
-I said yes.
862
00:45:00,810 --> 00:45:02,780
-She said yes, everyone!
863
00:45:06,090 --> 00:45:07,780
And that's not even
the best part.
864
00:45:07,890 --> 00:45:09,310
-How could it get any better?
865
00:45:09,410 --> 00:45:11,380
-I got us tickets
to see Ed Sheeran.
866
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,380
-No!
-Yes!
867
00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:18,200
I just sent them to you.
868
00:45:19,830 --> 00:45:21,140
What's up?
869
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:24,940
-Wait.
870
00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:28,320
I thought I left it at --
871
00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:31,560
-Spooky ringtone, babe.
872
00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:36,190
-What do you want?
873
00:45:36,290 --> 00:45:38,050
-I just came
to bring you your phone.
874
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,670
-I really can't lose --
875
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,850
It is very hard for me
to make friends.
876
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,140
Just like the Great Horned Owl.
-Really?
877
00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:47,890
I feel like you're more
of a rosy-faced lovebird.
878
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,940
Super social and kind.
879
00:45:51,030 --> 00:45:54,240
-You've learned about birds
for me?
880
00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:56,010
-The northern mockingbird
can sing
881
00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:58,430
up to 200 different songs
and sounds from other --
882
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,180
-[ Together ] Insects
and amphibians.
883
00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:03,400
-Okay.
884
00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:05,980
Have you ever seen "Psycho"?
885
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,010
-No. Ew. Hate horror movies.
Bleh. [ Chuckles ]
886
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,710
-Okay, well, Norman was named
after Norman Bates
887
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,050
because he's such a mama's boy.
888
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,360
-Oh, that's so cute.
889
00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,780
-He's so loving.
890
00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:18,480
He's my favorite boy
in the whole wide world.
891
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:20,520
Pumpkin, please do not tell them
and take that away from me.
892
00:46:20,610 --> 00:46:22,230
-Oh, no, that's
not what I'm trying to do.
893
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,550
-Cherry and Apple
will not understand.
894
00:46:24,650 --> 00:46:26,270
-I think Cherry
will understand.
895
00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:27,550
She's fucking
all of the food court
896
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,110
on Wednesdays.
-What?
897
00:46:29,210 --> 00:46:30,720
She's not allowed to have sex
on Wednesdays.
898
00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:32,760
-Yeah, I just I don't understand
all of these secrets.
899
00:46:32,870 --> 00:46:34,730
And why are you
so afraid of Apple?
900
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,290
-We can't let history
repeat itself.
901
00:46:36,390 --> 00:46:38,530
-Fig, you're not making
any sense right now.
902
00:46:38,630 --> 00:46:40,220
And we're in a little bit
of a pickle here.
903
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,770
-Oh, my God!
So, you know her name?
904
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,200
-What? Who?
905
00:46:43,290 --> 00:46:44,910
-Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
906
00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:46,460
Pickle isn't a fruit.
907
00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:48,120
Pickle isn't a fruit.
908
00:46:48,230 --> 00:46:51,190
-Pull yourself together, Fig.
909
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,860
What -- What happened?
910
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:59,820
♪♪
911
00:46:59,930 --> 00:47:02,450
-Pickle was
the perfect boho babe.
912
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:03,830
Sun-kissed blonde hair,
913
00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:05,310
zero daddy issues
914
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:08,630
and effortlessly Gorgina George.
915
00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:11,630
Apple immediately knew
she'd found her Mini-Me.
916
00:47:12,770 --> 00:47:14,040
It's a guttural feeling.
917
00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:15,870
Kind of like finding a soulmate,
you know?
918
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,560
-It's perfect.
-Okay.Calm down.
919
00:47:17,670 --> 00:47:20,980
-They were as glued together
as Pickle's glitter fake lashes.
920
00:47:21,780 --> 00:47:23,400
We all loved her.
921
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:27,300
We were like the four elements,
living in complete harmony.
922
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:29,760
But then...
923
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:32,620
then, Pickle met Ashton.
924
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,750
Ashton was Avril "Sk8r Boi" hot,
925
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:37,270
a wannabe bad boy.
-Are you hungry?
926
00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:38,690
-And it rubbed off on Pickle.
927
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,740
She even started wearing
mini UGG boots to rebel
928
00:47:40,830 --> 00:47:43,630
against the Free Eden
dress code.
929
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,970
It got nasty fast.
930
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,220
Apple was furious.
931
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,010
After Pickle skipped
her third Paradise,
932
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,120
because obviously
Ashton was more important,
933
00:47:54,230 --> 00:47:57,890
Apple told us we were gonna
try something fucking lit.
934
00:47:57,990 --> 00:47:59,720
A hex.
-Stop.
935
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:03,450
-She didn't tell us against who,
just that they deserved it.
936
00:48:05,410 --> 00:48:07,170
-What you have done to me,
937
00:48:07,270 --> 00:48:10,820
let it rebound on you tenfold.
938
00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,760
I curse your ugliness
and cruelty.
939
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,020
I condemn you, snake.
940
00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:22,540
-I condemn you, snake.
941
00:48:22,630 --> 00:48:24,490
-I condemn you, snake.
942
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,740
-I condemn you, snake.
943
00:48:30,330 --> 00:48:33,300
-Next thing we knew,
Ashton was in a coma.
944
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,470
Like some "Grey's Anatomy"
type shit.
945
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,170
They think someone
at Free Eden poisoned him,
946
00:48:38,270 --> 00:48:40,510
but no one knew who.
947
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:43,280
And Pickle, she lost it.
948
00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:47,770
♪♪
949
00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:49,350
-Okay, wait.
950
00:48:49,450 --> 00:48:51,450
Poisoned?
951
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,900
With what?
952
00:48:53,010 --> 00:48:54,140
-Tyler! Oh, my God.
953
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:56,460
This is a private conversation.
Get out!
954
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,770
Girl, I don't know.
I'm not his next of kin.
955
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,920
All I can tell you
is that the police got involved,
956
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:03,160
and Pickle was committed
to a hospital.
957
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,220
-For how long?
-A while.
958
00:49:05,330 --> 00:49:07,300
And that's when corporate
brought in Sharon.
959
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,610
-Why?
960
00:49:08,710 --> 00:49:10,330
-I don't know,
they thought that Free Eden
961
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,920
could become a toxic workplace
or something
962
00:49:12,030 --> 00:49:13,790
and they wanted someone
to oversee us,
963
00:49:13,890 --> 00:49:15,410
which we don't need
964
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:17,270
because we're obviously women
supporting other women.
965
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:19,940
That's why Apple hates her,
because she's not supporting us.
966
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,320
Not really, anyway.
967
00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:23,840
I can't let anything happen
to Norman.
968
00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:26,320
-What do you mean?
969
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,560
-Whatever that hex was,
what we did was dangerous, babe.
970
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,330
[ Indistinct conversations ]
971
00:49:54,790 --> 00:50:04,460
♪♪
972
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:13,360
♪♪
973
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:22,070
♪♪
974
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:30,970
♪♪
975
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:33,210
-[ Muffled ]
Mall's closed today!
976
00:50:33,970 --> 00:50:36,210
[ Whirring ]
977
00:50:41,810 --> 00:50:48,920
♪♪
978
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:56,130
♪♪
979
00:50:56,230 --> 00:51:03,450
♪♪
980
00:51:03,550 --> 00:51:04,930
[ Gasps ]
981
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,530
Wait!
982
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:07,790
Wait, wait, wait.
983
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:17,770
♪♪
984
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:27,760
♪♪
985
00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:37,760
♪♪
986
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:47,700
♪♪
987
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,040
Pickle?
988
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:58,600
♪♪
989
00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:07,960
♪♪
990
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,340
-Run.
991
00:52:09,450 --> 00:52:12,250
-What happened to you?
-She's dangerous.
992
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
She hurts the ones she loves.
993
00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:17,110
She hurts the ones she loves.
994
00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:19,180
She hurts the ones she loves.
995
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,280
She hurts the ones she loves.
996
00:52:23,630 --> 00:52:25,010
No.
997
00:52:27,190 --> 00:52:34,510
♪♪
998
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:41,650
♪♪
999
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,030
-Sharon?
1000
00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:44,860
-In the break room.
1001
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:51,970
♪♪
1002
00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:55,660
-Hey, Sharon.
Um, can I talk to you for a sec?
1003
00:52:55,770 --> 00:52:57,470
-Yeah. Come on in.
1004
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,040
-I need to show you something.
1005
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,560
-What is it?
1006
00:53:02,670 --> 00:53:10,160
♪♪
1007
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:17,690
♪♪
1008
00:53:17,790 --> 00:53:19,480
-♪ I had a strange premonition
1009
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:21,380
♪ You visit me in a vision
1010
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,170
♪ Hands on my thighs and your
eyes on my prize, Lord ♪
1011
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,140
♪ Naught could deflect
this collision ♪
1012
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:26,600
-Pumpkin, come to my office
1013
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,290
15 before your shift ends
today.
1014
00:53:28,390 --> 00:53:31,530
We need to talk
about chino pants.
1015
00:53:31,630 --> 00:53:33,420
Don't tell the girls.
1016
00:53:33,530 --> 00:53:36,700
-Sorry, Sharon.
I, uh, folded them wrong.
1017
00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:39,780
-Who taught you
how to fold those?
1018
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:45,690
Don't worry.
I'll come with you on this one.
1019
00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:48,060
-It's like the fourth time that
she's called you in this week.
1020
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,510
-Yeah, she only ever
calls in Apple
1021
00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:51,650
because Apple's
always getting in trouble.
1022
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,930
-Yeah, I can talk to her alone.
It's fine.
1023
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:56,550
-I will teach her
how to fold the chino pants.
1024
00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:58,560
From now on, don't worry
about Sharon, babe.
1025
00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,860
Come.
1026
00:54:03,010 --> 00:54:05,840
-Chino pants are
a very awkward length.
1027
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:12,880
♪♪
1028
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:19,400
♪♪
1029
00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:20,790
-Hey, guys.
1030
00:54:20,890 --> 00:54:22,860
I talked to Sharon
and everything's --
1031
00:54:25,550 --> 00:54:27,350
-Change into this, babe.
1032
00:54:27,450 --> 00:54:28,420
You look like you've seen
someone wearing white
1033
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,660
after Labor Day.
1034
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:37,690
♪♪
1035
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,490
A snake is attempting
to enter our garden, ladies.
1036
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,680
Sharon may be plotting
to fire Pumpkin.
1037
00:54:44,770 --> 00:54:48,330
We must protect our crops
by any means necessary.
1038
00:54:48,430 --> 00:54:50,470
-Dude, come on.
1039
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:53,740
-Yeah, maybe we could just do
some cute dark magic,
1040
00:54:53,850 --> 00:54:56,950
like...the spell
for eternal dandruff.
1041
00:54:57,060 --> 00:55:00,440
-No. Stop fucking around.
-I don't hate Sharon.
1042
00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:02,970
-What are you even talking
about, Pumpkin?
1043
00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:04,900
We don't know what
Sharon is capable of.
1044
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,410
She could destroy us.
1045
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,830
And that is
why we need to do this hex.
1046
00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:11,570
Sharon is a snake.
She's always been a snake.
1047
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:14,700
And you know how we handle
snakes in our garden.
1048
00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:19,440
-Like how you handled
Ashton and Pickle?
1049
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,430
What did you say?
1050
00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:25,810
Who told her?
1051
00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:30,130
Do we have another snake
amongst us?
1052
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:34,540
We all did that hex,
including Pickle.
1053
00:55:34,650 --> 00:55:36,620
And we went into it agreeing
1054
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,200
that whoever deserved
the punishment would receive it.
1055
00:55:39,310 --> 00:55:41,240
-Well, we can't do this.
1056
00:55:41,350 --> 00:55:43,870
-Just be grateful
it isn't Norman.
1057
00:55:43,970 --> 00:55:50,040
♪♪
1058
00:55:50,150 --> 00:55:51,280
-[ Whispering ] Fig.
1059
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:58,330
♪♪
1060
00:55:58,430 --> 00:55:59,950
-You don't trust me, babe?
1061
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:03,120
I thought I was your BFF.
1062
00:56:03,230 --> 00:56:04,920
-You are.
1063
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:14,080
♪♪
1064
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:23,250
♪♪
1065
00:56:23,350 --> 00:56:25,870
-What you have done to me,
1066
00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:29,640
let it rebound on you tenfold.
1067
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:34,160
I curse your ugliness
and cruelty.
1068
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:38,540
♪♪
1069
00:56:38,650 --> 00:56:40,070
Uh, hello?
1070
00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:44,100
-I condemn you, snake.
1071
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,690
-I condemn you, snake.
1072
00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:51,000
♪♪
1073
00:56:51,110 --> 00:56:53,220
Babe, you have to join
in order for it to work.
1074
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,460
We're literally doing this
for you.
1075
00:56:55,560 --> 00:57:01,700
♪♪
1076
00:57:01,810 --> 00:57:04,780
-I condemn you, snake.
1077
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:12,230
♪♪
1078
00:57:17,410 --> 00:57:19,610
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1079
00:57:21,830 --> 00:57:23,180
-Aah!
1080
00:57:25,930 --> 00:57:28,870
-Hey, Pum.
I got you some liquid courage.
1081
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:31,590
-How many times do I have to
tell you I don't drink coffee?
1082
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:34,010
-Oh, girl,
it's just a matcha latte.
1083
00:57:34,110 --> 00:57:35,700
I got you.
-Oh.
1084
00:57:35,810 --> 00:57:38,540
Um, what are you still
doing here?
1085
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,400
-Apple made us swear
to stick around
1086
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,260
for your talk with Sharon.
1087
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,400
-Why can't I do anything
by myself?
1088
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,680
-Babe, we all just
want to support you.
1089
00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:49,300
We're worried about you,
you know?
1090
00:57:50,270 --> 00:57:52,470
-Nooo!
1091
00:57:52,580 --> 00:57:54,580
-Aaaaah!
1092
00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:56,890
Oh, my God.
1093
00:57:58,380 --> 00:57:59,860
Come on.
1094
00:57:59,970 --> 00:58:04,760
♪♪
1095
00:58:04,870 --> 00:58:06,830
-Aaah!
1096
00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:10,540
-Um...
1097
00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:13,670
I think -- I think
the hex backfired.
1098
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,260
-We never said Sharon's
name in the spell, Apple.
1099
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,600
What if it hit Pickle instead?
1100
00:58:18,710 --> 00:58:20,540
-What if this is our fault?
1101
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:26,820
♪♪
1102
00:58:26,930 --> 00:58:28,520
-Let's get out of here.
1103
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:34,220
♪♪
1104
00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:39,940
♪♪
1105
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,490
-Apple.
1106
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,400
-Please don't fire Pumpkin.
1107
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,990
-What are you talking about?
1108
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,430
-What did you do to Pickle?
1109
00:58:47,530 --> 00:58:49,010
-Why are you accusing me?
1110
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,160
All I ever do around here
is try to help people.
1111
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:55,090
I am an empath, Sharon.
1112
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,690
I am trying to make
the world a better place.
1113
00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:00,850
-Do you think you can make
the world a better place
1114
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,370
by getting rid of someone?
1115
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,270
-What are you talking about?
1116
00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:09,170
Are you going to tell corporate?
1117
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,170
-Tell corporate what?
1118
00:59:15,350 --> 00:59:17,590
-Do you feel bad?
-What?
1119
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,220
-About Pickle.
Do you feel bad?
1120
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,120
-Why would I feel bad?
I didn't push her.
1121
00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:23,910
-You didn't?
1122
00:59:26,050 --> 00:59:27,710
-Did you?
1123
00:59:28,820 --> 00:59:30,650
-It's all falling apart.
1124
00:59:31,470 --> 00:59:33,890
-Not on my watch.
1125
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:58,330
[ Cellphone chimes ]
1126
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,930
-[ Sighs ]
1127
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,970
[ Laughs ]
1128
01:00:35,430 --> 01:00:38,710
Forgive me, Marilyn,
for I have sinned.
1129
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:42,510
Some people in Highland Park
think I'm dead.
1130
01:00:43,790 --> 01:00:45,930
I never corrected them.
1131
01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:50,000
You know, if your entire family
dies in a fire,
1132
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:53,730
I guess you sort of die, too.
1133
01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:59,040
I just miss the ones I loved
that died in a house
1134
01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:01,880
that burned in two minutes
1135
01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:04,570
while I was fucking
the prom king
1136
01:01:04,670 --> 01:01:08,020
in a donut shop parking lot.
1137
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,330
You know, Shirley Temple
found me there,
1138
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,100
and she told me
about the fire, but...
1139
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:22,310
♪♪
1140
01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:26,520
I don't really feel
alive anymore.
1141
01:01:30,590 --> 01:01:33,180
Except when I'm with Apple.
1142
01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:39,080
Men definitely don't think
I'm alive.
1143
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,130
They just want to buy me
with diamonds.
1144
01:01:45,230 --> 01:01:53,380
♪♪
1145
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,350
I think they think it's fun
to fuck a ghost.
1146
01:01:56,450 --> 01:02:02,080
♪♪
1147
01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:05,080
They don't care about me
like Apple does.
1148
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:10,910
♪♪
1149
01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:16,010
Diamonds are a girl's
best friend.
1150
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,600
You said that.
[ Chuckles ]
1151
01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:24,400
♪♪
1152
01:02:24,510 --> 01:02:29,920
♪♪
1153
01:02:30,030 --> 01:02:32,690
Is Apple still my best friend?
1154
01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:37,380
♪♪
1155
01:02:37,490 --> 01:02:40,120
I thought I could be
her antidote.
1156
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:43,560
That was foolish of me.
1157
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:52,080
She will always be
that cartoonish poison apple.
1158
01:02:55,370 --> 01:02:57,380
You know, Apple...
1159
01:03:00,030 --> 01:03:02,070
Apple has a story...
1160
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:07,200
...that's really interesting.
1161
01:03:09,970 --> 01:03:14,600
You know, she poisoned her dad.
1162
01:03:17,490 --> 01:03:20,390
How much more interesting
can you get?
1163
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:28,540
♪♪
1164
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:36,720
♪♪
1165
01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:44,830
♪♪
1166
01:03:44,930 --> 01:03:46,830
[ Whimpers ]
1167
01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:50,290
♪♪
1168
01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:52,330
[ Line rings ]
1169
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:59,910
♪♪
1170
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:01,370
-Your call has been forwarded
1171
01:04:01,470 --> 01:04:03,860
to an automatic
voice message system.
1172
01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,430
[ Beep ]
1173
01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:15,240
♪♪
1174
01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:20,620
[ P.A. chimes ]
1175
01:04:20,730 --> 01:04:22,120
-Good morning, shoppers.
1176
01:04:22,210 --> 01:04:23,900
Due to severe thunderstorm
warnings,
1177
01:04:24,010 --> 01:04:26,740
some of our store hours
may be affected.
1178
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,630
[ Microwave beeping ]
1179
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:39,500
-Cherry, why is
Shirley Temple here?
1180
01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:42,020
She's going to destroy
the monochromatic yarn baskets.
1181
01:04:42,130 --> 01:04:43,960
-Oh, well, Shirley Temple
is my new Mini-Me.
1182
01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:47,340
-I'm allergic to cats.
-Of course you are.
1183
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,310
-Everyone,
please look at my icing by Ina.
1184
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:57,320
Everyone please comment
on my icing by Ina.
1185
01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:59,450
-Wow!
-Oh, my God.
1186
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,590
-Icing by Ina.
1187
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:01,700
-Wow.
1188
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,080
-That looks really beautiful.
1189
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,250
-I love cupcakes.
-The box is nice.
1190
01:05:08,430 --> 01:05:12,160
-I know yesterday was...wack,
1191
01:05:12,260 --> 01:05:14,430
but it's really not my fault
because I googled it
1192
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:18,020
and Mercury was in retrograde,
so there you go.
1193
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,170
-Guys, I think I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
1194
01:05:23,270 --> 01:05:26,170
Is it crazy that I walked
here without an umbrella?
1195
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,420
-See? Mercury in retrograde.
1196
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,070
-No, bitch,
it's tornado season.
1197
01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:33,950
Maybe the water could,
like, wash away our sins.
1198
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,250
[ Cat meows ]
1199
01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:36,770
What's Shirley Temple
doing here?
1200
01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:38,700
-Uh, Cherry is also having
a nervous breakdown.
1201
01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:41,750
-Pumpkin, I went
on a hot girl jog this morning.
1202
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,700
Could somebody having a nervous
breakdown go on a jog?
1203
01:05:43,810 --> 01:05:46,980
-Pumpkin, do you know
how hard it is to get a cupcake
1204
01:05:47,090 --> 01:05:48,990
to look like a pumpkin?
1205
01:05:49,090 --> 01:05:51,260
But I got that done...
1206
01:05:51,370 --> 01:05:52,950
for you.
1207
01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,580
-Guys?
1208
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,230
I think we need to talk
about Pickle.
1209
01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:59,380
-Everyone, please eat
your I by I, please.
1210
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:04,660
♪♪
1211
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:09,800
♪♪
1212
01:06:09,910 --> 01:06:11,540
-Thank you.
1213
01:06:11,630 --> 01:06:17,950
♪♪
1214
01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:19,980
-[ Giggles ]
1215
01:06:20,090 --> 01:06:24,990
♪♪
1216
01:06:25,090 --> 01:06:26,820
-Swallow your seed.
1217
01:06:27,790 --> 01:06:29,000
-Sure.
1218
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:38,320
♪♪
1219
01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:40,050
-Mmm!
1220
01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:41,970
That's very good.
1221
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:48,880
♪♪
1222
01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:50,560
-[ Vomiting ]
1223
01:06:52,910 --> 01:06:54,090
-Apple?
1224
01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,880
-What the hell was
in my I by I's?
1225
01:06:56,990 --> 01:06:58,860
-What?
What are you talking about?
1226
01:06:58,950 --> 01:07:00,850
-Did you put something in --
1227
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,690
[ Vomiting ]
1228
01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,590
Don't touch me.
1229
01:07:05,690 --> 01:07:09,110
-Um. I'm gonna walkie Sharon.
-Don't you dare, Fig!
1230
01:07:09,210 --> 01:07:11,660
-I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm just a little freaked out.
1231
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,210
First it was Pickle,
and now this?
1232
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:17,190
Dude, you know it's bad
when the scientist is scared.
1233
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,560
-Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar
for a quick second?
1234
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:23,370
-Not right now.
-It's actually a 9-1-1.
1235
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:28,570
♪♪
1236
01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:32,500
Hey, so, um,
did you girlboss again?
1237
01:07:33,610 --> 01:07:35,470
-What the freak
are you talking about?
1238
01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:39,280
-You know, like, with your dad?
-Stoptalking!
1239
01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,170
Okay, who did this?
1240
01:07:42,270 --> 01:07:43,760
I know it wasn't me.
I know it wasn't
1241
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:45,760
the Icing by Ina chick
because I caught her
1242
01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:48,140
blowing the Keep Calm
and Cookie On employee.
1243
01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:49,770
-She's hooking up with him, too?
1244
01:07:49,870 --> 01:07:51,150
-What do you mean by "too"?
1245
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:53,210
-So, I have the ultimate
blackmail on her.
1246
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,840
So, who did this?
1247
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:58,560
-Wait, where were you guys
when Pickle jumped?
1248
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,530
-Where was Pumpkin?
1249
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,050
I mean, she could have been
the snake this whole time.
1250
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:09,820
That's why she's over there
running for mayor of Vomville.
1251
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:15,870
-You are so fucking ugly
right now, Cherry.
1252
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:19,720
I don't care how much
Rare Beauty mascara you use.
1253
01:08:19,830 --> 01:08:22,380
Your insides are on fire,
1254
01:08:22,490 --> 01:08:25,430
and I can smell the smoke.
1255
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,150
Emergency Paradise tonight.
1256
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,910
-What?!
-No excuses.
1257
01:08:31,010 --> 01:08:35,260
Remember, we did this hex
to eliminate the snake.
1258
01:08:36,090 --> 01:08:37,820
We will find out who they are.
1259
01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:43,580
-♪ Something's burning
deep within my love ♪
1260
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:49,650
♪ Something's burning
deep within... ♪
1261
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,250
-Congrats on grad school,
baby boo.
1262
01:08:52,340 --> 01:08:54,000
-[ Squeals ]
1263
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:55,340
I'm sorry. Um, sorry,
1264
01:08:55,450 --> 01:08:56,930
I just --
I don't want them knowing
1265
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,420
what's going on in my life
right now, you know?
1266
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:04,150
Um, oh, uh, don't come
to Free Eden tonight, okay?
1267
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,220
I'm gonna meet you
at Ed Sheeran.
1268
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,670
-Copy, Apple.
I'm running upstairs.
1269
01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:12,510
-♪ I feel you safe in my arms
1270
01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:16,620
♪ Sleeping deep and deep
and deeper ♪
1271
01:09:18,130 --> 01:09:24,270
♪ No one fuck with my love
'cause i'm capable of murder ♪
1272
01:09:25,650 --> 01:09:26,860
-[ Gasps ]
1273
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,960
[ Screams ]
1274
01:09:31,970 --> 01:09:33,420
-It's not safe here.
1275
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:38,630
-♪ Something's burning
deep within my love ♪
1276
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:47,510
♪ Something's burning
deep within my love ♪
1277
01:09:47,610 --> 01:09:54,760
♪♪
1278
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,760
-As we all know,
1279
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:02,340
Marilyn Monroe was murdered
by the United States government
1280
01:10:02,450 --> 01:10:05,310
on August 4th, 1962.
1281
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,900
After her love affair
with our John F. Kennedy,
1282
01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:12,150
she knew too much.
1283
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:15,010
They underestimated her
due to her beauty
1284
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,470
and her perfectly placed mole.
1285
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:20,120
She needed to be eliminated.
1286
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,570
The feminine sacrifice.
1287
01:10:25,950 --> 01:10:27,920
Open this.
-Oh, yes.
1288
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:32,610
-We cannot let her death
be in vain.
1289
01:10:34,550 --> 01:10:37,580
-Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't get it
with my --
1290
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:41,310
-So, our question remains.
1291
01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:49,120
Who is our JFK?
1292
01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:55,640
Is it you, Fig?
1293
01:10:56,470 --> 01:10:58,920
Are you our John F. Kennedy?
1294
01:11:01,020 --> 01:11:03,440
Is it you, Cherry?
1295
01:11:03,540 --> 01:11:05,850
Are you our handsome president?
1296
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,890
The ultimate traitor?
1297
01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:13,690
Somebody fucking say something!
1298
01:11:18,730 --> 01:11:20,070
Fine.
1299
01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:23,560
I didn't want it
to come to this.
1300
01:11:23,670 --> 01:11:25,750
But in order
for the truth to be revealed,
1301
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:30,190
for Marilyn to truly
speak to us,
1302
01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:33,850
we must do a sacrifice.
1303
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:38,400
It is the only way
to save Paradise.
1304
01:11:38,510 --> 01:11:41,200
We must offer up...
1305
01:11:41,310 --> 01:11:47,940
♪♪
1306
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,740
...Shirley Temple.
1307
01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,800
-Apple!
-What the fuck?
1308
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:53,490
-You know
she's all I have left.
1309
01:11:53,590 --> 01:11:55,800
-Have you ever killed
something before, Apple?
1310
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,190
-Do I just mean nothing to you?
1311
01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:04,020
-No, no,
it's just she's my family.
1312
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,160
-Enough!
1313
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:07,470
Enough!
1314
01:12:07,570 --> 01:12:10,850
I am so fucking done
with this coven.
1315
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,170
-Is this a coven?
1316
01:12:13,170 --> 01:12:14,420
-I only took this job
1317
01:12:14,510 --> 01:12:15,990
because I wanted to wear
floral lingerie
1318
01:12:16,100 --> 01:12:17,300
as a summer dress,
1319
01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:19,000
and because I was trying
to save money
1320
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:20,720
so that I could submit
applications for grad school.
1321
01:12:20,830 --> 01:12:23,720
But guess what, mother fuckers,
I got in.
1322
01:12:23,830 --> 01:12:24,830
I'm done.
1323
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:27,080
This shit has been killing me.
1324
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,630
-Yeah, but you don't
have to leave
1325
01:12:29,730 --> 01:12:31,940
because you're not the snake.
1326
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,120
You're not John F. Kennedy.
1327
01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:37,640
-Apple,
1328
01:12:37,740 --> 01:12:40,190
I'm the one who told Pumpkin
about Pickle.
1329
01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:42,790
And I'm glad that I did,
because look at what happened.
1330
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,920
Why won't anybody talk
about what happened?
1331
01:12:46,030 --> 01:12:47,520
She died.
1332
01:12:47,610 --> 01:12:50,230
I washed her brain matter
out of my fishnets.
1333
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:52,650
-You can't leave!
1334
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:56,630
If you leave, we can't finish
the retail season cycle.
1335
01:12:56,730 --> 01:13:01,630
-Cherry, you are
a lip gloss shell.
1336
01:13:01,730 --> 01:13:04,870
Can't you see
that she is poison?
1337
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,190
-Emily.
1338
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:10,980
-Norman,
what are you doing here?
1339
01:13:11,090 --> 01:13:12,750
-I told you I would meet you
at Ed.
1340
01:13:12,850 --> 01:13:15,130
-You said you weren't safe.
I came to see you.
1341
01:13:15,230 --> 01:13:16,960
What's going on?
-Fig!
1342
01:13:17,780 --> 01:13:23,230
Why is he calling you...Emily?
1343
01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:26,170
-Yeah, is your name
fucking Emily?
1344
01:13:26,270 --> 01:13:28,440
-Yes, my name is Emily.
1345
01:13:28,550 --> 01:13:31,410
My name is fucking Emily.
1346
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,900
It is mind boggling to me
1347
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,830
that you are all named
after quirky fruit.
1348
01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,290
I mean, who in the fresh
hell names their baby Fig?
1349
01:13:37,390 --> 01:13:39,470
-Is this a cult?
-Hi.
1350
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,080
I am in love with Norman,
1351
01:13:41,180 --> 01:13:44,080
and I want to speak to him
in words, not emojis.
1352
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,880
-Apple, he's the snake.
1353
01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:52,230
-Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby.
1354
01:13:52,330 --> 01:13:53,330
-He's the snake!
1355
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,410
-Nice to meet you.
1356
01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:56,710
-[ Gasps ]
1357
01:14:00,380 --> 01:14:02,320
-[ Screaming ]
1358
01:14:02,410 --> 01:14:04,580
-[ Screaming ]
1359
01:14:06,870 --> 01:14:09,880
-Norman!
1360
01:14:12,110 --> 01:14:14,700
-Uh...uh...
1361
01:14:15,490 --> 01:14:16,940
I tripped.
1362
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,810
I tripped!
1363
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,290
I...I...
1364
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:27,710
Okay, well, surely we don't have
to sacrifice Shirley anymore.
1365
01:14:27,820 --> 01:14:32,070
So, I am -- oh, Fig!
1366
01:14:32,170 --> 01:14:34,690
Fig, I feel like this is ending!
I don't want this to end!
1367
01:14:34,790 --> 01:14:37,550
I don't care
if your name is Emily.
1368
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:40,070
-What did you do?
1369
01:14:42,070 --> 01:14:50,080
♪♪
1370
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:58,190
♪♪
1371
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,860
-Fuuuuck!
1372
01:15:00,950 --> 01:15:06,610
♪♪
1373
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,340
Fuck! Fuck!
1374
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:15,410
♪♪
1375
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,450
[ Exhales sharply ]
You're fine.
1376
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:25,300
♪♪
1377
01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:28,120
Sorry you had to see me
like that, Marilyn.
1378
01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:34,020
♪♪
1379
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:39,680
♪♪
1380
01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:41,690
-Is this...
1381
01:15:41,790 --> 01:15:43,660
recording?
1382
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:48,200
-Pumpkin, I need to talk to you.
1383
01:15:49,210 --> 01:15:53,110
-Fig! Emily!
1384
01:15:53,210 --> 01:15:55,420
Oh!
1385
01:15:55,530 --> 01:15:57,670
Apple, what happened
to your robe?
1386
01:15:57,770 --> 01:15:59,080
-It's deceased.
1387
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:00,730
-What was that?
1388
01:16:01,530 --> 01:16:04,150
[ Alarm blares ]
1389
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:06,050
-Oh, my God.
-What?
1390
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,960
-Tornado warning
in Dallas County.
1391
01:16:08,060 --> 01:16:10,370
-There's a tornado warning?
-Yes, in effect all night.
1392
01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:12,160
-Oh!
-What are you doing?
1393
01:16:12,270 --> 01:16:15,070
-Well, Shirley Temple gets
triggered by natural disasters.
1394
01:16:15,170 --> 01:16:18,620
Fire, air, water.
Pretty much all the elements.
1395
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,790
I should go get her.
-Leave the cat.
1396
01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:22,460
What are you doing?
-I'm calling my mom.
1397
01:16:22,550 --> 01:16:24,900
-Cellphone towers go down
around here when tornadoes hit,
1398
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,520
electricity might, too.
1399
01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:27,840
Did you know
that this was a camera?
1400
01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:29,460
-It doesn't say
it's gonna be bad, right?
1401
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:31,080
-Cherry, Pumpkin
and I need to talk.
1402
01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:33,840
-No, no, no, I need to go home
because my mom is alone
1403
01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:35,770
and we have a closet
we hide in during tornadoes.
1404
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,680
-And leave us both for dead?
-She doesn't have a home.
1405
01:16:37,770 --> 01:16:39,950
She lives in her car.
-Enough!
1406
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,090
-That's the sound
of the storm gates closing,
1407
01:16:42,190 --> 01:16:43,670
so you won't be able to get out.
1408
01:16:43,780 --> 01:16:45,810
-No, no, I am gonna find one,
1409
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,750
and I'll come back
for y'all, okay?
1410
01:16:47,850 --> 01:16:50,230
I promise. I promise.
1411
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:01,760
-Loosey fucking goosey
with those lips lately, Cherry.
1412
01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:03,080
What the fuck is your problem?
1413
01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:04,800
-I was just going to get --
1414
01:17:04,910 --> 01:17:06,500
Are you mad at me?
-Yeah.
1415
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:10,190
You stabbed Norman in the cheek
with a meat cleaver, so...
1416
01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:11,530
-I tripped.
1417
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,330
-Tripped?
1418
01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:15,880
It is so fucking exhausting
1419
01:17:15,990 --> 01:17:18,340
to keep track of the way
you manipulate narratives.
1420
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:21,410
Are you the main character,
or are you the fucking victim?
1421
01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:22,720
-Do you not believe me?
1422
01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:30,930
♪♪
1423
01:17:31,030 --> 01:17:32,930
-No!
1424
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:34,360
Aah!
1425
01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:40,940
♪♪
1426
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:47,390
♪♪
1427
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,020
Fuck!
1428
01:17:49,850 --> 01:17:53,550
-I love you, Normaaaaaaaan!
1429
01:17:53,640 --> 01:18:01,100
♪♪
1430
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:01,990
-Fig...
1431
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:03,510
Fig, can you hear me?
1432
01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,240
-Norman broke up with me.
1433
01:18:05,340 --> 01:18:07,930
-Fig, we're trapped.
The mall is on lockdown.
1434
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:11,120
-Oh, Pum,
you're in crisis, too, babe?
1435
01:18:11,210 --> 01:18:12,520
Are you okay?
1436
01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:14,840
-No. Call 9-1-1.
1437
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,280
-Okay, okay. I'm coming.
1438
01:18:17,390 --> 01:18:18,420
-Don't!
1439
01:18:18,530 --> 01:18:20,430
Call 9-1-1.
1440
01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:22,630
-Um, in the employee manual,
1441
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,190
there were emergency tunnels,
Pum.
1442
01:18:24,290 --> 01:18:27,810
Just be cool.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
1443
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,640
-Are we still best friends?
1444
01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:30,990
-You know, I don't believe
in hierarchy
1445
01:18:31,090 --> 01:18:32,510
in female relationships.
1446
01:18:32,610 --> 01:18:33,890
-You didn't answer
the question.
1447
01:18:33,990 --> 01:18:36,480
-What is the first rule
of Paradise?
1448
01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:38,310
-Shine theory.
-You broke it.
1449
01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:41,650
You dimmed
my fucking glow, girl.
1450
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,040
You dimmed all of our glows.
1451
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,140
You ruined Paradise.
1452
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:50,660
It's over.
1453
01:18:50,770 --> 01:18:52,490
You just had to fucking
self-destruct.
1454
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,840
It was inevitable.
1455
01:18:53,950 --> 01:18:56,820
Such a fucking
unattractive quality.
1456
01:18:58,570 --> 01:19:02,360
-You killed your dad, Apple!
1457
01:19:02,470 --> 01:19:05,020
-So what?
1458
01:19:06,650 --> 01:19:11,830
At least I'm not fucking boring.
1459
01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:15,860
-You're the snake, Apple.
1460
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:19,040
You never helped me for me.
1461
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:21,310
You helped me for you.
1462
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,770
I never had a drinking problem.
1463
01:19:24,870 --> 01:19:27,250
-[ Laughs ]
Hiding mini bottles of tequila
1464
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,470
under cowboy hats
is a fucking problem.
1465
01:19:29,570 --> 01:19:30,950
-It was gin.
1466
01:19:31,050 --> 01:19:34,050
And this is Texas.
What else is there to do?
1467
01:19:35,540 --> 01:19:38,920
You know what's the saddest
thing about you, Apple?
1468
01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:41,300
You're alone.
1469
01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:44,870
You're so alone, you're like --
like the depths of the ocean.
1470
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,370
Like those deep, dark places
1471
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:48,930
where only
those glow-in-the-dark,
1472
01:19:49,030 --> 01:19:51,380
creepy creatures live.
1473
01:19:52,970 --> 01:19:56,350
I'm alone
because my family died.
1474
01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:02,290
But you...choose to be.
1475
01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:06,390
-You know nothing
about my family.
1476
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:07,980
-I do.
1477
01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:10,290
And I feel sorry for you.
1478
01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:16,470
Why do you hurt the people
that love you the most?
1479
01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:23,350
-You can't trust the people
who say they love you the most.
1480
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,350
-That's the most fucked up
thing I've ever heard.
1481
01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:32,760
[ Sighs ] Well...
1482
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,630
since we're not best friends
anymore,
1483
01:20:36,740 --> 01:20:39,510
I guess I can be who
I really am.
1484
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,530
Boring.
1485
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:46,470
And boring people aren't
very good at keeping secrets,
1486
01:20:46,570 --> 01:20:48,090
are they?
1487
01:20:50,030 --> 01:20:51,690
-Don't.
1488
01:20:51,790 --> 01:20:53,380
-Don't?
1489
01:20:54,690 --> 01:20:57,940
The world deserves to know
who you really are, Apple.
1490
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,590
Hey!
1491
01:21:04,970 --> 01:21:06,630
What the fuck?
1492
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,600
Are you high?
1493
01:21:11,530 --> 01:21:13,250
-[ Laughs ]
1494
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:15,220
-[ Gasps ]
1495
01:21:15,330 --> 01:21:23,720
♪♪
1496
01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:32,450
♪♪
1497
01:21:32,550 --> 01:21:40,940
♪♪
1498
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:42,900
[ Thunder cracks ]
1499
01:21:43,010 --> 01:21:45,010
♪♪
1500
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,190
-[ Screams ]
1501
01:21:47,290 --> 01:21:50,600
♪♪
1502
01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:53,790
-Cherry, stop running.
I just want to talk.
1503
01:21:57,020 --> 01:22:00,680
-Apple, my shoe's caught!
1504
01:22:00,790 --> 01:22:02,350
Apple!
1505
01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:08,100
♪♪
1506
01:22:08,210 --> 01:22:10,590
My nails!
They're too long!
1507
01:22:10,690 --> 01:22:11,900
-Cherry!
1508
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:14,260
-Fig! I mean Emily!
1509
01:22:14,970 --> 01:22:16,520
-[ Gasps ]
1510
01:22:16,630 --> 01:22:20,980
♪♪
1511
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,080
I can't open it. It's stuck.
1512
01:22:23,190 --> 01:22:25,430
-[ Whimpers ]
1513
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:29,470
-Cherry, grab my hand!
-No, no.
1514
01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:31,500
[ Screaming ]
1515
01:22:31,610 --> 01:22:40,410
♪♪
1516
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:42,080
Fig! Fig!
1517
01:22:42,170 --> 01:22:44,340
[ Panting ]
1518
01:22:46,970 --> 01:22:48,560
-Hey, guys, what --
1519
01:22:48,660 --> 01:22:50,320
-[ Screams ]
-No!
1520
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:55,050
♪♪
1521
01:22:55,150 --> 01:22:56,910
-I'm okay!
1522
01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:58,850
I just tripped!
1523
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:03,430
Noooo!
1524
01:23:03,540 --> 01:23:05,060
Aaah!
1525
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,440
-Pumpkin, go find the breaker!
1526
01:23:09,270 --> 01:23:10,470
Apple, if you don't do anything,
1527
01:23:10,580 --> 01:23:13,270
I'm gonna tell everyone
you did it.
1528
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:17,590
♪♪
1529
01:23:17,690 --> 01:23:18,760
-Here!
1530
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:21,240
-Am I the main character now?
1531
01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:27,290
-Apple!
1532
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,840
-Aaaaah!
1533
01:23:31,810 --> 01:23:34,980
-Aaaah! Cherry!
1534
01:23:35,090 --> 01:23:41,470
♪♪
1535
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:56,620
-Guys, I couldn't find
the breaker!
1536
01:23:56,730 --> 01:23:58,280
-Pumpkin! Pumpkin! Run!
1537
01:23:58,390 --> 01:24:00,120
She's gonna kill us!
1538
01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:02,350
-Fig?
1539
01:24:04,390 --> 01:24:05,810
-Oh! That was close.
1540
01:24:05,910 --> 01:24:09,500
Come on, come on, come on,
Pum, we have to go.
1541
01:24:09,610 --> 01:24:11,610
[ Metal squeaks ]
1542
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,020
-Fig...
1543
01:24:18,130 --> 01:24:26,550
♪♪
1544
01:24:26,660 --> 01:24:28,180
Aaaaah!
1545
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:30,830
Oh, my God!
1546
01:24:30,940 --> 01:24:40,060
♪♪
1547
01:24:40,150 --> 01:24:42,430
-Let's go wash off.
1548
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,170
Come on in, Pum,
the water feels nice.
1549
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:04,810
-Uh, grab us a penny
to make a wish.
1550
01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:06,560
-Cute.
1551
01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:13,010
Oh, I thought I found one.
1552
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,950
But it was just a nickel.
-Right.
1553
01:25:15,430 --> 01:25:17,840
-If I had a nickel
for every nickel...
1554
01:25:24,060 --> 01:25:26,440
Pumpkin, what are you doing?
1555
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:28,990
-Nothing.
1556
01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:34,790
♪♪
1557
01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:36,180
-Hey.
1558
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:43,280
♪♪
1559
01:25:43,390 --> 01:25:45,040
I got you.
1560
01:25:45,150 --> 01:25:48,320
♪♪
1561
01:25:53,780 --> 01:25:57,300
I think it was always meant
to be the two of us.
1562
01:25:58,650 --> 01:26:01,550
The others were
just background noise.
1563
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:06,420
Together, we can create
something new.
1564
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:09,620
-A new Paradise?
1565
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:14,730
-Exactly, a new garden.
1566
01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:19,870
But this time,
it will be unbreakable.
1567
01:26:22,290 --> 01:26:24,810
-Do you know who I am, Apple?
1568
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:31,680
-[ Laughs ]
1569
01:26:31,780 --> 01:26:34,510
You finally asked.
1570
01:26:36,130 --> 01:26:39,960
You're Pumpkin from Plano.
1571
01:26:42,450 --> 01:26:44,940
Daughter to...
1572
01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:49,760
...a widowed,
overbearing mother.
1573
01:26:51,210 --> 01:26:55,390
You're always searching
for a missing puzzle piece.
1574
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:01,960
You're always looking
for a sister to braid your hair.
1575
01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:08,330
-Funny timing
that I learned I had one
1576
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,680
right before our dad died.
1577
01:27:14,650 --> 01:27:16,960
-You didn't know about me?
1578
01:27:18,550 --> 01:27:21,520
I've known about you
since I was a kid.
1579
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:25,010
-I didn't know about you
as a kid.
1580
01:27:25,110 --> 01:27:28,390
They didn't tell me about you
till last year.
1581
01:27:29,630 --> 01:27:32,770
I thought my dad was too kind
to have a mistress.
1582
01:27:34,260 --> 01:27:36,850
-My mother was his wife.
1583
01:27:36,950 --> 01:27:38,950
-So was mine.
1584
01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:41,060
-[ Laughs ]
1585
01:27:44,130 --> 01:27:46,580
It's not our fault
they married a monster.
1586
01:27:47,820 --> 01:27:49,440
-A monster?
1587
01:27:49,550 --> 01:27:51,650
Dad was my best friend.
1588
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,940
-We should get out.
-Did you do it?
1589
01:28:00,770 --> 01:28:03,470
-It's not about what I did.
1590
01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:06,680
It's about what he did.
1591
01:28:06,770 --> 01:28:09,600
To me, to my mother, to you.
1592
01:28:09,710 --> 01:28:12,370
-He didn't do anything to me.
He loved me.
1593
01:28:12,470 --> 01:28:14,120
-He lovedyou?
1594
01:28:14,230 --> 01:28:16,710
He lied to you.
1595
01:28:16,820 --> 01:28:20,860
What kind of a man leaves
one family to starve
1596
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:25,170
while the other gets
a fucking Thanksgiving feast?
1597
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:29,150
That is the most clever
kind of cruelty.
1598
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:32,660
Because it's the kind no one
would even fucking suspect.
1599
01:28:33,460 --> 01:28:36,360
He abandoned me, Pumpkin.
1600
01:28:36,460 --> 01:28:39,530
He was a bad man.
1601
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:46,340
I have given you everything,
sister.
1602
01:28:46,430 --> 01:28:48,640
Why won't you choose me?
1603
01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:51,450
-Because I don't know you!
1604
01:28:51,990 --> 01:28:55,610
And I've been trying
to figure it out for months.
1605
01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:59,100
But Paradise isn't real, Apple.
1606
01:29:00,310 --> 01:29:03,860
So, just tell me.
1607
01:29:05,250 --> 01:29:06,980
Who are you?
1608
01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:10,180
Sister to sister.
1609
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:17,460
♪♪
1610
01:29:17,570 --> 01:29:19,770
-Oh, my God.
1611
01:29:23,090 --> 01:29:24,950
You're the snake.
1612
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:30,680
-What? What?
-Sister to sister?
1613
01:29:30,790 --> 01:29:33,790
You've been spying on me,
cuntess.
1614
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,320
You set me up.
1615
01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:39,630
My cupcake didn't
make you fucking sick.
1616
01:29:39,730 --> 01:29:41,110
You took a sip of my latte.
1617
01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:43,140
Coffee makes you vom.
1618
01:29:45,110 --> 01:29:46,730
Snake.
1619
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:48,840
-Just admit what you did to Dad!
1620
01:29:48,940 --> 01:29:52,630
-Please, please, just tell me.
For me, I need to know, Apple.
1621
01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:55,470
-You did this to yourself,
Pumpkin.
1622
01:29:55,570 --> 01:29:58,500
You want destruction,
and you crave chaos.
1623
01:29:58,610 --> 01:30:00,950
I'm horrific,
but you're a fucking tornado.
1624
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:04,160
And none of this would have
happened if you hadn't shown up.
1625
01:30:05,170 --> 01:30:06,730
-Well, you're a terrible
fucking friend
1626
01:30:06,820 --> 01:30:08,820
and an even worse sister.
1627
01:30:08,930 --> 01:30:13,720
♪♪
1628
01:30:13,830 --> 01:30:16,040
-You're just fucking like them!
1629
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:17,630
-You know what, I am.
1630
01:30:17,730 --> 01:30:20,250
And I am nothing like you.
1631
01:30:20,350 --> 01:30:27,390
♪♪
1632
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:28,840
-Pumpkin...
1633
01:30:28,950 --> 01:30:35,950
♪♪
1634
01:30:36,060 --> 01:30:43,060
♪♪
1635
01:30:43,170 --> 01:30:44,440
-Apple?
1636
01:30:44,550 --> 01:30:54,450
♪♪
1637
01:30:54,560 --> 01:31:04,460
♪♪
1638
01:31:04,570 --> 01:31:06,360
-Daddy's little girl?
1639
01:31:06,470 --> 01:31:08,190
Daddy's little angel?
1640
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:11,750
He poisoned me first.
1641
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:18,180
A childhood full of his venom
and a slow fucking death.
1642
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,000
Mom?
1643
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,590
Mom?
1644
01:31:25,700 --> 01:31:28,330
Why won't you just let me
protect you?
1645
01:31:28,420 --> 01:31:31,530
Why do you hate me
for saving you?
1646
01:31:31,630 --> 01:31:35,600
♪♪
1647
01:31:35,710 --> 01:31:37,780
-Snake poison was
how I needed to kill him.
1648
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:40,500
I needed to kill him.
1649
01:31:40,610 --> 01:31:42,100
I needed to kill him.
1650
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:43,550
And you're just like him.
1651
01:31:43,650 --> 01:31:45,310
No, you're just like her.
1652
01:31:45,410 --> 01:31:49,730
And you're abandoning me
for eliminating a monster.
1653
01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:54,200
How could she not see?
How could she not see me?
1654
01:31:55,550 --> 01:31:58,450
I am the antidote.
1655
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:00,910
I am Eve.
1656
01:32:01,010 --> 01:32:06,570
[ Chuckling ] I am...reborn.
1657
01:32:06,670 --> 01:32:12,260
♪♪
1658
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:17,780
♪♪
1659
01:32:17,890 --> 01:32:20,030
Forgive me, Marilyn,
for I have sinned.
1660
01:32:20,130 --> 01:32:23,200
♪♪
1661
01:32:32,420 --> 01:32:41,500
♪♪
1662
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:50,950
♪♪
1663
01:32:57,720 --> 01:33:01,200
[ Chantal Kreviazuk's
"In This Life" plays ]
1664
01:33:01,310 --> 01:33:04,170
-♪ Let me show you
1665
01:33:04,590 --> 01:33:07,080
♪ What I'm made of ♪
1666
01:33:07,830 --> 01:33:11,140
♪ Good intentions
1667
01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:13,150
♪ Are not enough
1668
01:33:15,460 --> 01:33:18,560
♪ To get me through today
1669
01:33:18,670 --> 01:33:20,390
♪ And this life
1670
01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:23,470
-After a brutal tornado season
for the South,
1671
01:33:23,570 --> 01:33:27,440
a storm struck down at many
points in the Dallas Metroplex.
1672
01:33:27,540 --> 01:33:30,710
At the Highland Place Mall,
the tornado hit its peak,
1673
01:33:30,820 --> 01:33:32,060
leaving many of the stores
destroyed.
1674
01:33:32,170 --> 01:33:34,110
-Okay, pumpkin spice latte
for -- Oh.
1675
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:37,890
-...for any known survivors
continues.
1676
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:42,040
-Do you want whipped cream
with that, ma'am?
1677
01:33:42,140 --> 01:33:45,110
-Abso-fucking-lutely I do.
1678
01:33:45,210 --> 01:33:49,530
-♪ At night
1679
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:50,800
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1680
01:33:50,910 --> 01:33:53,770
♪ In this life
1681
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,360
-Bluebonnet, your Tutti Fruity
dragon fruit drink.
1682
01:33:56,470 --> 01:34:00,170
For Chrysanthemum,
passion fruit lemonade.
1683
01:34:00,260 --> 01:34:03,400
Caramel black tea.
1684
01:34:03,510 --> 01:34:05,780
Oh, your cake pop.
1685
01:34:08,620 --> 01:34:11,080
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1686
01:34:28,150 --> 01:34:29,670
-Thanks.
1687
01:34:29,780 --> 01:34:32,860
I'm such a grump when I don't
have my cream dream cake pop.
1688
01:34:36,270 --> 01:34:37,830
Oh, my God, babe.
1689
01:34:40,580 --> 01:34:43,240
I'm completely obsessed
with your bracelet.
1690
01:34:43,340 --> 01:34:45,860
[ Meg Smith's "Jesus Christ
in a Mini Skirt" plays ]
1691
01:34:47,310 --> 01:34:48,520
Flowers.
1692
01:34:50,940 --> 01:34:52,250
Look at this.
1693
01:34:52,350 --> 01:34:58,250
♪♪
1694
01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:04,020
♪♪
1695
01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:05,710
Are you looking for a job, babe?
1696
01:35:05,810 --> 01:35:07,470
-♪ Could be insecure
1697
01:35:07,570 --> 01:35:09,850
♪ So you wanna fix me
1698
01:35:09,950 --> 01:35:12,200
♪ Madonna or whore
1699
01:35:12,300 --> 01:35:14,780
♪ If you want, I could be
-Come on.
1700
01:35:14,890 --> 01:35:18,720
-♪ Jesus Christ in a miniskirt
1701
01:35:18,830 --> 01:35:21,590
♪ And you'd still want her
1702
01:35:22,620 --> 01:35:25,620
♪ I could be your femme fatale
1703
01:35:25,730 --> 01:35:28,420
♪ Or damsel devotee
1704
01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:30,520
♪ Lose myself
1705
01:35:30,630 --> 01:35:32,910
♪ If you want, I could be
1706
01:35:33,010 --> 01:35:36,740
♪ Jesus Christ in a miniskirt
1707
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:39,600
♪ And you'd still want her
1708
01:35:39,710 --> 01:35:42,950
♪ I, I wanna kill your dad
1709
01:35:43,060 --> 01:35:47,380
♪ I, I, I, I wanna
kiss your neck ♪
1710
01:35:47,470 --> 01:35:51,990
♪ I, I, I, I wanna
fill your bed ♪
1711
01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:56,650
♪ I, I, I wanna
be yours instead ♪
1712
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:59,070
♪ I, I, I, I wanna
1713
01:35:59,180 --> 01:36:02,150
♪ I could be just like her
1714
01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:06,660
♪ Everything you always
wish I were ♪
1715
01:36:06,770 --> 01:36:08,800
♪ Flawlessly faultless
1716
01:36:08,910 --> 01:36:11,630
♪ She's Jesus Christ
1717
01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:13,190
[ Cat meows ]
1718
01:36:15,570 --> 01:36:16,880
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
1719
01:36:16,990 --> 01:36:19,100
[ Indistinct conversation ]
1720
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:23,520
♪♪
1721
01:36:23,610 --> 01:36:25,410
-Check the north side.
1722
01:36:25,510 --> 01:36:34,210
♪♪
1723
01:36:34,310 --> 01:36:35,930
-Ma'am, you can't be here.
1724
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,700
-Ma'am? Ooh!
1725
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:42,530
Sharon Sullivan,
Dallas PD Homicide Unit.
1726
01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:44,460
I've been here all day.
1727
01:36:47,020 --> 01:36:49,650
I didn't think she'd kill
her own sister.
1728
01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:51,190
-Wait, what?
1729
01:36:51,300 --> 01:36:53,960
-Oh, I've been undercover
on this case for months.
1730
01:36:54,060 --> 01:36:56,850
Apple is a suspect
in two poisoning cases.
1731
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:58,440
Isn't that right, Shirley girl?
1732
01:36:58,550 --> 01:37:00,590
-Do you have any idea
what the hell happened here?
1733
01:37:02,580 --> 01:37:04,960
-Well, Pumpkin was spying
on her sister,
1734
01:37:05,070 --> 01:37:06,930
but I never thought that...
1735
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:09,180
[ Bag zipping ]
1736
01:37:13,390 --> 01:37:14,590
Jane.
1737
01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:18,680
-What the fuck is she doing?
1738
01:37:18,770 --> 01:37:20,010
-Look, look.
1739
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:24,190
These have cameras
in the binoculars.
1740
01:37:24,300 --> 01:37:26,510
Forensics,
is that the victim's phone?
1741
01:37:26,610 --> 01:37:28,430
Thank you.
1742
01:37:28,540 --> 01:37:31,920
Oh, oh, come on.
1743
01:37:32,030 --> 01:37:33,590
[ Cellphone beeps ]
It's connected.
1744
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:35,170
-[ Screams ]
1745
01:37:35,270 --> 01:37:37,100
-We're gonna need backup.
I think we got her.
1746
01:37:37,210 --> 01:37:39,180
-Do we know where she is?
-I can't say for certain,
1747
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:42,940
but I have a pretty fucking
good idea where to start.
1748
01:37:46,870 --> 01:37:56,770
♪♪
1749
01:37:56,880 --> 01:38:06,780
♪♪
1750
01:38:06,890 --> 01:38:16,790
♪♪
1751
01:38:16,900 --> 01:38:26,800
♪♪
1752
01:38:26,910 --> 01:38:36,810
♪♪
1753
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:46,820
♪♪
1754
01:38:46,930 --> 01:38:56,830
♪♪
1755
01:38:56,940 --> 01:39:06,840
♪♪
1756
01:39:06,950 --> 01:39:16,850
♪♪
1757
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:26,860
♪♪
1758
01:39:26,970 --> 01:39:36,870
♪♪
1759
01:39:36,980 --> 01:39:46,880
♪♪
1760
01:39:46,990 --> 01:39:56,890
♪♪
1761
01:39:57,000 --> 01:40:06,900
♪♪
1762
01:40:07,010 --> 01:40:16,910
♪♪
1763
01:40:17,020 --> 01:40:26,920
♪♪
1764
01:40:27,030 --> 01:40:36,930
♪♪
1765
01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:46,940
♪♪
1766
01:40:47,050 --> 01:40:56,950
♪♪
1767
01:40:57,060 --> 01:41:06,960
♪♪
1768
01:41:07,070 --> 01:41:16,970
♪♪
1769
01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:26,980
♪♪
1770
01:41:27,090 --> 01:41:36,990
♪♪
1771
01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:47,000
♪♪
1772
01:41:47,110 --> 01:41:57,010
♪♪
1773
01:41:57,120 --> 01:42:07,020
♪♪
1774
01:42:07,130 --> 01:42:17,030
♪♪
1775
01:42:17,140 --> 01:42:27,040
♪♪
1776
01:42:27,150 --> 01:42:37,050
♪♪
1777
01:42:37,160 --> 01:42:47,060
♪♪
1778
01:42:47,170 --> 01:42:57,070
♪♪
1779
01:42:57,180 --> 01:43:07,080
♪♪
1780
01:43:07,190 --> 01:43:17,090
♪♪
1781
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:20,410
♪♪
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