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Come on over here, Max.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. Well, yes, you can sit down next
to me. I won't bite you. I rarely bite.
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All right. Okay, so I just met you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we just met downstairs.
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You're youthful.
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Yes, I am.
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You're what?
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46? I'm 26 years old.
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What? You said you were 46.
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No, no, 26. And you said I'm brown and
brown don't crack.
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I did say that, but I am 26.
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You didn't say that.
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That's something I would say. But, no, I
just turned 26. I turned 26, like, last
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week. Have you graduated college yet?
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I've graduated college, yeah. I think I
saw something with you and Captain
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Collins. Yeah. I don't think it was
official.
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No, that was just a porn.
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But, yeah, I did do a graduation video.
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Yeah, so when we talk about, now, your
fans will know things about you.
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A little bit, yeah, they know. Yeah,
they will know that you have a pet
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named Teddy.
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Right? No.
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I don't have any pet iguanas. I'm crazy.
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That you sleep with teddy bears.
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I do. I sleep with a big bird, actually.
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There's a big bird from Stephanie
Street.
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Oh, I know, but everyone knows it's not
a taxidermy big bird.
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I figured it meant big bird.
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Do you really?
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Yeah, that's my thing. I'm a big bird.
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With your wife?
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No, I mean, it's not like a thing.
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Is it like sleep between you?
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Does it wake up and do weird sexual
things like chubby? Oh my god, no. It's
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just, it's like more of a decoration at
this point. But yeah, I used to sleep
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with a teddy, basically. Well, I mean,
that's fine.
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But then you turn 25 and you're like,
that's it.
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I'm 25, I don't need a teddy bear
anymore.
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Basically.
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Oh my god. You're so funny.
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So you had a nice drink before we came
up here, but we're completely
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sober. Completely sober.
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Yeah. And I got him a grape juice.
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Do you drink Shirley Temples all the
time? I didn't even know if you guys
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what that was. You don't, do you?
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Actually, Shirley Temples are awesome.
It's just like Sprite and what?
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It's Maraschino cherry juice. Yeah,
Maraschino.
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Um, yeah, Shirley Pimples are great. So,
okay, so when were you born exactly?
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Not the date, but like the year. 1997.
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That's a big one.
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Really? Why?
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Because that, I graduated high school in
85.
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That's great.
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I was close to buying my first house.
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That's even crazier.
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I was. I was a national sales account
manager.
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Traveling all around.
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Do you want to know when I graduated
high school?
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Well, I guess it was last week.
Basically, yeah.
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2016.
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2016. When Trump got elected.
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Oh, that was tough.
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Yeah. Well, that's tough.
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No, that's tough. We're not going to
talk about politics.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God.
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2016? Yeah.
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2016.
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Ugh.
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So, here's the big question.
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Because, you know, there's a little bit
of an age gap. Because I'm 56.
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Yeah.
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Have you ever been with somebody my age
or older before?
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Do you want to know the truth?
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Well, do you guys want to know the
truth?
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Do you? Do you?
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Yes. They all say yes. Of course you
want to know the truth.
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Yes, I actually love older women. It's
probably like my favorite.
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Don't say that.
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You do have a wife.
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I do have a wife.
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And she's not old.
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And she's not old. And obviously she's
my favorite woman ever, but she's going
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to get older and I'm only going to like
her more.
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Yeah. I'm only going to like her more as
she gets older. That's kind of cool
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though. Yeah, I think it's cool. Okay,
so the oldest.
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The oldest person I've been with? Yeah.
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And they were alive.
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We just wanted to make sure. Okay, do
you mean like on camera or off camera?
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Both. Okay. You guys want to know this?
Let's start on camera. Because have you
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ever confessed this? No, never.
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To your fans? Because it's going to be
on yours and mine. The oldest person
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had sex with on camera was 64 years old.
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And how old were you at the time? I was
25.
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Okay, all right. So she was 64 years
old. Okay, so...
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So much older than me.
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Did she have a walker?
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I'm teasing. No, she didn't. No, she
didn't have a walker. She was probably a
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big old porn star.
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You don't have to say anything.
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Cool. Okay. But she was 64 at the time.
Yeah. So she's basically 64, 65 right
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now. Yeah, exactly.
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It wasn't too long ago. Okay.
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So that's on camera.
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So far.
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Because you are, are you, so do you guys
have moms?
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And grandmothers might be interested in
filming with them. Yeah. So call Nana
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right now.
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They don't have to show their face
either.
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They don't have to show their face.
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They don't even have to do their hair or
their makeup. I have masks they can
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wear and everything.
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Hi, Nana.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Okay. All right. So the oldest that...
Okay. So the oldest...
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Off camera was right when I finished
college, I met her on Tinder, and she
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72 years old.
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And she was a yoga instructor, so she
was really fit. She was bendy. She was
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really bendy. Was she bendy? And thin
and, like, toned, but also 72 years old.
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Wow. Did she throw her, like, did she,
like, really get into some bendy things
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like me?
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behind ears. You know, I never tried
that, but, like, her missionary was
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wide, and, like, I could be... You know,
she was 72 years old, so, like, I
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didn't want to break her. Well, no,
because there's the hip issue.
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Yeah, but she was very bendy, and she
kept up.
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Like, I could fuck her as hard as I
wanted to.
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Wow. Mm -hmm.
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Did you just one time?
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We fucked a few times. Actually, we
fucked so many times that she kind of
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started getting feelings, and we had to
cut it off because...
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I was like, listen, I'm only interested
in having sex, and she wanted to have a
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relationship.
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This is real. This is all real, true
story. Yeah, and you've never shared
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with your fans? No, I've never shared
this with them.
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And she watches some of my porn
sometimes, so she might see them.
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So you're still in contact with her?
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You know, sometimes.
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She asks me about Bitcoin a lot.
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Oh! So we do talk sometimes.
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Did she ask you to set up her VCR?
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No, she asked me how to store her
Bitcoin and stuff. Okay.
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And, like, yeah. Because, you know, I'm
just, as I'm listening to this, I'm
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like, you know, having somebody youthful
like this could come in handy,
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not just for a dick, but, you know,
like, for technical things, like Bitcoin
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AI stuff.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Yeah, I've actually been contacted
by a couple AI companies that want to
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use my... That's a genius idea.
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My voice.
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You should consider it.
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I am. I'm going to talk to you.
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And I heard you have a decent dick.
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It's pretty good.
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I don't know.
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Well, I think we might see.
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Because all of my fans have wanted to
see me.
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with a youthful gentleman.
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And you know I don't fuck assholes.
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And this guy is a gentleman and lovely.
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Now we'll see what he does. He did want
to eat my ass.
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I still do.
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Yeah, well, and that's not going to
happen. It's not going to happen. I
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no, it's just not going to happen. I
know you guys, a lot of you guys want to
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eat my ass too, and I get it.
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I don't get it, because I'm like, I
wouldn't eat my own ass, even if I was
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Bendy. But that's just not what Elena's
into.
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Yeah. But he hasn't seen the girls yet.
I haven't. I've been
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literally dying to see them all night.
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Yeah. I mean, we've been at this for a
while. We had to talk.
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We did. We talked a lot.
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Probably way more than he... Ooh, look
it. She's escaping.
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He's the naughty one.
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She's the naughty one.
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This is my new set.
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I was going to take pictures in this,
but then I didn't have lights, and guess
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who had lights?
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Oh, I got lights. I brought everything
she needed. So anyway, we're not going
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talk to you much more now. Now we're
going to just talk.
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Really? Can I touch your boobs?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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Dude, these are real.
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You got me, dude.
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Mommy milkies. They are. I'm from Los
Angeles.
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Yeah.
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They are. I breastfed for two and a half
years. Oh, really?
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Oh, yeah. I could have fed a village.
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Oh, my God. You should have seen them
when they were full of milk. They
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rooms before I did.
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Oh, my God. I would love to see them.
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I could spray them across the room.
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Mm -hmm.
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Now, let's see if you can get the bra
off quicker than...
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My two other friends.
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Should be able to.
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Oh, this one's got an extra hook.
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It could.
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Oh my goodness.
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It's like Christmas in June.
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Wow, they're so big and real.
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I'm going to take my glasses off. Yeah.
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I should maybe even get this off too.
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The dress?
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Yeah. Here, show the camera your butt.
Oh, okay.
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Yes, just like that.
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There you go.
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Oh, there we go.
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Yes.
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Yeah, see, normally I would just lick
your bubble right there.
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Yeah.
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Wow, you're so hot. Oh my god.
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You're right.
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Keep this up.
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I'm serious. I could just play with your
boobs all day.
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You can play with them, baby.
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I don't get a lot of attention.
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That's crazy.
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I know. It's bad.
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Oh, are you a little
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sensitive? Not that much. You make me a
little sensitive.
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Oh my.
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I'm catching a little heat.
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Yeah, you got me excited a little bit.
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What happened up here?
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Um, I got bit.
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By a rabid dog?
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Um, actually, it was myself. I bit
myself.
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I know, don't worry about it. Let's not
worry about it. You didn't hear that? I
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didn't think it was going to mark so
badly, but it did.
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Alright, well, I'll have to get that off
camera.
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Let's find out why.
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I've never bit myself. It was like one
of those things where I can't like, I
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to just like stay quiet.
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I bit myself. It was stupid.
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I don't have the designer pussy. No,
it's pretty.
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It's very natural. She's pretty.
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Oh,
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you taste good.
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Oh, I'm glad.
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Get comfortable.
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You cheer for me all the time.
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I'm just trying to enjoy myself.
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I was enjoying it.
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00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,300
Turn to the side a little bit.
248
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:41,860
Like this.
249
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:43,590
Yeah.
250
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,060
Wow, your pussy's so nice.
251
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,360
Oh, I like it.
252
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:30,900
Well, I'm glad.
253
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,720
Since we're gonna fuck.
254
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,560
Really?
255
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,920
I hope so.
256
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:45,200
Yeah, I mean, you know, a heart is a
terrible thing to waste.
257
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,500
Yeah, it is.
258
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,540
Maybe take off your pants, or no.
259
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,160
That's it.
260
00:16:58,900 --> 00:16:59,980
No underpin?
261
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,380
No.
262
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,120
Not today.
263
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,859
Do you always go commando?
264
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,140
Not always, actually.
265
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:10,619
Let me see what we got working. Yeah, I
wasn't going to put anything in here.
266
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,940
Oh, did I just kick it? No, you took my
hand.
267
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,839
Yeah, feel free to suck me all you want.
268
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,020
Stay still.
269
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,000
All right, so if I was doing a dick
rating.
270
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,500
Tell me. Yeah.
271
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,020
First, I'd be like, you know what?
272
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,780
Dick ratings are silly.
273
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:39,040
And then I'd say, it matters more the
man that's attached.
274
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,060
And then I'd say, you know, growth is
important.
275
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380
Life is important.
276
00:17:58,990 --> 00:17:59,990
Nice and landscape.
277
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,650
Oh my god.
278
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,990
Sweetheart, you grew a little bit.
279
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,530
How your garden grows.
280
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,010
I've got one that keeps going in there.
281
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:05,750
Oh, wow, you're really good at that.
282
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:07,690
Fuck.
283
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:11,530
See? If you're watching, you don't have
to gag.
284
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,130
Give a good little jump.
285
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:17,030
Look
286
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:24,610
at
287
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,930
those balls tighten up.
288
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:30,010
Can you hear balls tightened up? Yeah.
Did you feel it? Mm -hmm.
289
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,200
I think
290
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:13,220
you'd
291
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,280
like your dick in between my tits.
292
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,780
I love that.
293
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,600
That's such a great idea.
294
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,000
Oh, shit.
295
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
Wow.
296
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,420
They're really good at this. Oh, my God.
297
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,840
Oh, my God. Wait till I take off my
dentures.
298
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,060
Cause he's a pro pornster.
299
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,700
Like this?
300
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:26,640
Is this getting a camera?
301
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100
Oh, there you go.
302
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,520
Oh great.
303
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,320
That's probably the terrible me.
304
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,060
No, you look gray and your tits look
even better.
305
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,360
You can't even see your dick in them. I
know, it's so many titties.
306
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:43,300
So much titty. Fuck. Oh, there it is.
There it is.
307
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,220
Oh my god, it's literally gone.
308
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,140
Oh, I feel so good. Yes. It's fucking
gone.
309
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:55,740
Buried. Buried on Midwestern milk tits.
310
00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,940
Oh, I fucking love it. Oh, boy.
311
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,460
God, this is kind of nice.
312
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,920
It's going to poke out. There he is.
313
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:56,480
Oh, my God.
314
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:04,880
I really want to come
315
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
inside you.
316
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,120
Oh, fuck.
317
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,640
Oh,
318
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,660
God. These titties are so nice.
319
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,180
Are we going to do it?
320
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,620
Oh, I'd like to.
321
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:35,940
You want to put it in?
322
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,180
Yeah, I'll put it inside you.
323
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560
You're really about it.
324
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,080
Come here and kiss me a little bit
close.
325
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:15,910
Oh, you're bigger than you look.
326
00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:19,930
Oh, my God.
327
00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:29,170
Oh, my God. You're so
328
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:33,870
hard.
329
00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:35,990
Wow.
330
00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:39,450
God, I don't want to sit.
331
00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,150
Plus, it looks like I'm ripping my cock.
332
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:49,250
Oh,
333
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:57,590
goodness.
334
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:05,370
Oh, my God. You feel so big.
335
00:25:14,399 --> 00:25:21,000
Oh my god, you're a fucking steel rod.
336
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,380
Oh my god, you make me so hard.
337
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:33,000
Oh my god, you're making my tits shake
so much.
338
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,240
I'm just not a California earthquake.
339
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,700
Oh, sure.
340
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,280
That's a max.
341
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,640
oh my god
342
00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:32,010
Yeah.
343
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:33,770
Oh,
344
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,210
you feel so good.
345
00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:43,230
Oh, I feel so big and
346
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:44,230
hard.
347
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,650
Yeah, come down and talk to me. Okay.
348
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,950
Why do you face me? I just can't look.
349
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,380
I taste delicious.
350
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,300
You do. I told you that.
351
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:13,540
Plus, he tastes so good.
352
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:17,740
Oh, man.
353
00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:57,270
What else does that have on it?
354
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:55,700
I was afraid I'd crush you. No, I love
it.
355
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,740
Oh my god.
356
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,980
Oh, fuck.
357
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,340
You're so hard.
358
00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:19,630
oh oh yeah you're so
359
00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:21,090
good no
360
00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:35,390
please
361
00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:51,610
What?
362
00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:53,670
I know,
363
00:29:54,570 --> 00:29:55,570
but don't eat it.
364
00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,330
Can you try to get on your feet? I will.
365
00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:45,230
And then lean back.
366
00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:47,970
Am I going to hurt you? No, you're not
going to hurt me.
367
00:31:48,530 --> 00:31:50,830
Oh, I almost feel like I'm going to
break my ribs.
368
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,100
You know what that means?
369
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,520
I'm wet.
370
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,840
I thought you were wet.
371
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:28,960
I don't want to break your penis.
372
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,280
Oh, you marked me from behind.
373
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,540
Yeah, that was nice.
374
00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:41,340
All right, baby.
375
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,540
You really picked me.
376
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,160
I'm sorry.
377
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,180
I'm just trying to put you this way.
378
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:11,260
You feel full? Oh, I feel full.
379
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,680
Shit, oh my god.
380
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,150
Your pussy's really nice. Too hard.
381
00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:24,010
Holy fuck.
382
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:26,930
Good lord.
383
00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:32,130
It doesn't look giant, but it feels
giant.
384
00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:36,910
I think that's better, right?
385
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,230
oh my god it's really hard not to cum
inside you
386
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,120
My booty is so good.
387
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:40,000
I really like it.
388
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,440
I really like this booty.
389
00:34:42,739 --> 00:34:44,199
It's definitely squishy.
390
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,040
Oh my god.
391
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:10,840
Fuck me harder. I think they want to see
my boobs really shake.
392
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,040
Ken, you are afraid.
393
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,400
You're gonna cum.
394
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,700
I'm gonna cum?
395
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,380
The power of the Midwest milk pussy.
396
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,480
Oh shit. Oh my god.
397
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:31,060
Oh god, you feel so good.
398
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,760
You're just like the perfect...
399
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,860
Honestly, it's really hard not to cum.
400
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:53,540
I love that.
401
00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:36,110
You're so funny. I want to kiss you. I
want to kiss you, too, but, like, your
402
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,130
arms behind my back.
403
00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:42,450
Oh, Max.
404
00:36:46,350 --> 00:36:47,590
You're really good at this.
405
00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:49,850
Oh, my God. You're doing this
professionally.
406
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,160
You should keep looking young, guys. I
know.
407
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,980
Beautiful. Beautiful, guys.
408
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,580
I think I will.
409
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,640
How are you ever going to make it as a
pro?
410
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:17,940
I don't know.
411
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,220
Maybe you just have to be careful with
this old milk. The milk.
412
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:26,740
It's literally just the milk.
413
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,580
Oh my god, I want that.
414
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:37,240
Am I going to fill
415
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,240
me up with your cum?
416
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,040
I'd love to. How do you want me to do
that?
417
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:43,380
Probably laying on my back, and then
I'll play with my clut.
418
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,620
come yeah
419
00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:22,710
Oh, God damn it.
420
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:26,190
Are
421
00:39:26,190 --> 00:39:34,590
you
422
00:39:34,590 --> 00:39:35,590
going to come inside?
423
00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:37,850
I really want to come inside you.
424
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,540
You're going to come on my car? Uh -huh.
425
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,500
Oh, shit,
426
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,220
I'm going to cum.
427
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,400
Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.
428
00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:50,550
You're dripping.
429
00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,850
An observation.
430
00:40:58,650 --> 00:40:59,930
Yep. Excuse me, lady.
431
00:41:00,310 --> 00:41:02,590
You're dripping as you're walking by.
432
00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:08,630
Excuse me, ma 'am.
433
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:09,870
You're dripping.
434
00:41:42,890 --> 00:41:43,890
Something out of your purse?
435
00:41:50,330 --> 00:41:53,150
And probably does that laugh more?
436
00:41:53,450 --> 00:41:55,030
The more it comes out, probably more.
437
00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:58,570
That's so funny, oh my god.
438
00:42:02,470 --> 00:42:03,690
Well. Well.
439
00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:05,250
It was nice to meet you.
440
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:06,650
It was really nice meeting you too.
441
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:09,290
Although we might have to cut that word
out.
442
00:42:10,350 --> 00:42:11,350
Oh, meet?
443
00:42:14,190 --> 00:42:20,630
think so because you can't write it
you're right but that's stupid well oh
444
00:42:20,630 --> 00:42:27,430
because i mean i know like it's stupid i
know
445
00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:33,310
i'm not gonna i'll i'll cut we'll cut it
yeah or just just beep it out beep it
446
00:42:33,310 --> 00:42:37,170
out people are gonna be like what they
say those good it's a mystery
447
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:46,590
I'm going to go to sleep now. Okay.
448
00:42:47,230 --> 00:42:49,810
I just need to go to the airport in the
morning. Me too.
449
00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:51,410
I have to get up at 5. Do you?
450
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:54,390
Yeah. Do you have to go to the airport?
Uh -huh. To Vegas?
451
00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:55,790
I'm going to Arizona.
452
00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:57,390
Oh, Arizona.
453
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,750
Yeah.
454
00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:00,970
New Biles. Yeah.
455
00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:02,990
Are you the New Bile in that?
456
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,270
I am the stepbrother.
457
00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:06,530
Ah -ha -ha.
458
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,490
So I guess we all are New Bile.
459
00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:10,010
Well, no.
460
00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:11,830
There's usually an old person.
461
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:13,840
No. Oh, really?
462
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,200
For me, it's usually stepbrother,
stepsister.
463
00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:21,320
Yeah, okay. Because somebody I've filmed
with before usually is like dad.
464
00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,040
Yeah, they do that too.
465
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,780
But I get to fuck my stepsister
tomorrow.
466
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,120
You're really excited. I'm very excited.
467
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,600
I get to fuck my stepsister tomorrow.
468
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,500
And you don't.
469
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,980
No. And I don't want to.
470
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,120
Crazy. What, you don't want to fuck your
stepbrother?
471
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:49,160
You said stepsister. Okay, you're right.
My stepbrother, if I had one, would be
472
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,160
old.
473
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:54,860
And you like the youthful. Oh, Jesus,
more just came up.
474
00:43:55,540 --> 00:43:56,540
More came up.
475
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,960
That's so funny.
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