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Come on over here, Max.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Well, yes, you can sit down next to me. I won't bite you. I rarely bite.

All right. Okay, so I just met you.

Yeah.

Yeah, we just met downstairs.

You're youthful.

Yes, I am.

You're what?

46? I'm 26 years old.

What? You said you were 46.

No, no, 26. And you said I'm brown and brown don't crack.

I did say that, but I am 26.

You didn't say that.

That's something I would say. But, no, I just turned 26. I turned 26, like, last

week. Have you graduated college yet?

I've graduated college, yeah. I think I saw something with you and Captain

Collins. Yeah. I don't think it was official.

No, that was just a porn.

But, yeah, I did do a graduation video.

Yeah, so when we talk about, now, your fans will know things about you.

A little bit, yeah, they know. Yeah, they will know that you have a pet

named Teddy.

Right? No.

I don't have any pet iguanas. I'm crazy.

That you sleep with teddy bears.

I do. I sleep with a big bird, actually.

There's a big bird from Stephanie Street.

Oh, I know, but everyone knows it's not a taxidermy big bird.

I figured it meant big bird.

Do you really?

Yeah, that's my thing. I'm a big bird.

With your wife?

No, I mean, it's not like a thing.

Is it like sleep between you?

Does it wake up and do weird sexual things like chubby? Oh my god, no. It's

just, it's like more of a decoration at this point. But yeah, I used to sleep

with a teddy, basically. Well, I mean, that's fine.

But then you turn 25 and you're like, that's it.

I'm 25, I don't need a teddy bear anymore.

Basically.

Oh my god. You're so funny.

So you had a nice drink before we came up here, but we're completely

sober. Completely sober.

Yeah. And I got him a grape juice.

Do you drink Shirley Temples all the time? I didn't even know if you guys

what that was. You don't, do you?

Actually, Shirley Temples are awesome. It's just like Sprite and what?

It's Maraschino cherry juice. Yeah, Maraschino.

Um, yeah, Shirley Pimples are great. So, okay, so when were you born exactly?

Not the date, but like the year. 1997.

That's a big one.

Really? Why?

Because that, I graduated high school in 85.

That's great.

I was close to buying my first house.

That's even crazier.

I was. I was a national sales account manager.

Traveling all around.

Do you want to know when I graduated high school?

Well, I guess it was last week. Basically, yeah.

2016.

2016. When Trump got elected.

Oh, that was tough.

Yeah. Well, that's tough.

No, that's tough. We're not going to talk about politics.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God.

2016? Yeah.

2016.

Ugh.

So, here's the big question.

Because, you know, there's a little bit of an age gap. Because I'm 56.

Yeah.

Have you ever been with somebody my age or older before?

Do you want to know the truth?

Well, do you guys want to know the truth?

Do you? Do you?

Yes. They all say yes. Of course you want to know the truth.

Yes, I actually love older women. It's probably like my favorite.

Don't say that.

You do have a wife.

I do have a wife.

And she's not old.

And she's not old. And obviously she's my favorite woman ever, but she's going

to get older and I'm only going to like her more.

Yeah. I'm only going to like her more as she gets older. That's kind of cool

though. Yeah, I think it's cool. Okay, so the oldest.

The oldest person I've been with? Yeah.

And they were alive.

We just wanted to make sure. Okay, do you mean like on camera or off camera?

Both. Okay. You guys want to know this? Let's start on camera. Because have you

ever confessed this? No, never.

To your fans? Because it's going to be on yours and mine. The oldest person

had sex with on camera was 64 years old.

And how old were you at the time? I was 25.

Okay, all right. So she was 64 years old. Okay, so...

So much older than me.

Did she have a walker?

I'm teasing. No, she didn't. No, she didn't have a walker. She was probably a

big old porn star.

You don't have to say anything.

Cool. Okay. But she was 64 at the time. Yeah. So she's basically 64, 65 right

now. Yeah, exactly.

It wasn't too long ago. Okay.

So that's on camera.

So far.

Because you are, are you, so do you guys have moms?

And grandmothers might be interested in filming with them. Yeah. So call Nana

right now.

They don't have to show their face either.

They don't have to show their face.

They don't even have to do their hair or their makeup. I have masks they can

wear and everything.

Hi, Nana.

I've always wanted to do that.

Okay. All right. So the oldest that... Okay. So the oldest...

Off camera was right when I finished college, I met her on Tinder, and she

72 years old.

And she was a yoga instructor, so she was really fit. She was bendy. She was

really bendy. Was she bendy? And thin and, like, toned, but also 72 years old.

Wow. Did she throw her, like, did she, like, really get into some bendy things

like me?

behind ears. You know, I never tried that, but, like, her missionary was

wide, and, like, I could be... You know, she was 72 years old, so, like, I

didn't want to break her. Well, no, because there's the hip issue.

Yeah, but she was very bendy, and she kept up.

Like, I could fuck her as hard as I wanted to.

Wow. Mm -hmm.

Did you just one time?

We fucked a few times. Actually, we fucked so many times that she kind of

started getting feelings, and we had to cut it off because...

I was like, listen, I'm only interested in having sex, and she wanted to have a

relationship.

This is real. This is all real, true story. Yeah, and you've never shared

with your fans? No, I've never shared this with them.

And she watches some of my porn sometimes, so she might see them.

So you're still in contact with her?

You know, sometimes.

She asks me about Bitcoin a lot.

Oh! So we do talk sometimes.

Did she ask you to set up her VCR?

No, she asked me how to store her Bitcoin and stuff. Okay.

And, like, yeah. Because, you know, I'm just, as I'm listening to this, I'm

like, you know, having somebody youthful like this could come in handy,

not just for a dick, but, you know, like, for technical things, like Bitcoin

AI stuff.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah, I've actually been contacted by a couple AI companies that want to

use my... That's a genius idea.

My voice.

You should consider it.

I am. I'm going to talk to you.

And I heard you have a decent dick.

It's pretty good.

I don't know.

Well, I think we might see.

Because all of my fans have wanted to see me.

with a youthful gentleman.

And you know I don't fuck assholes.

And this guy is a gentleman and lovely.

Now we'll see what he does. He did want to eat my ass.

I still do.

Yeah, well, and that's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. I

no, it's just not going to happen. I know you guys, a lot of you guys want to

eat my ass too, and I get it.

I don't get it, because I'm like, I wouldn't eat my own ass, even if I was

Bendy. But that's just not what Elena's into.

Yeah. But he hasn't seen the girls yet. I haven't. I've been

literally dying to see them all night.

Yeah. I mean, we've been at this for a while. We had to talk.

We did. We talked a lot.

Probably way more than he... Ooh, look it. She's escaping.

He's the naughty one.

She's the naughty one.

This is my new set.

I was going to take pictures in this, but then I didn't have lights, and guess

who had lights?

Oh, I got lights. I brought everything she needed. So anyway, we're not going

talk to you much more now. Now we're going to just talk.

Really? Can I touch your boobs?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Dude, these are real.

You got me, dude.

Mommy milkies. They are. I'm from Los Angeles.

Yeah.

They are. I breastfed for two and a half years. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. I could have fed a village.

Oh, my God. You should have seen them when they were full of milk. They

rooms before I did.

Oh, my God. I would love to see them.

I could spray them across the room.

Mm -hmm.

Now, let's see if you can get the bra off quicker than...

My two other friends.

Should be able to.

Oh, this one's got an extra hook.

It could.

Oh my goodness.

It's like Christmas in June.

Wow, they're so big and real.

I'm going to take my glasses off. Yeah.

I should maybe even get this off too.

The dress?

Yeah. Here, show the camera your butt. Oh, okay.

Yes, just like that.

There you go.

Oh, there we go.

Yes.

Yeah, see, normally I would just lick your bubble right there.

Yeah.

Wow, you're so hot. Oh my god.

You're right.

Keep this up.

I'm serious. I could just play with your boobs all day.

You can play with them, baby.

I don't get a lot of attention.

That's crazy.

I know. It's bad.

Oh, are you a little

sensitive? Not that much. You make me a little sensitive.

Oh my.

I'm catching a little heat.

Yeah, you got me excited a little bit.

What happened up here?

Um, I got bit.

By a rabid dog?

Um, actually, it was myself. I bit myself.

I know, don't worry about it. Let's not worry about it. You didn't hear that? I

didn't think it was going to mark so badly, but it did.

Alright, well, I'll have to get that off camera.

Let's find out why.

I've never bit myself. It was like one of those things where I can't like, I

to just like stay quiet.

I bit myself. It was stupid.

I don't have the designer pussy. No, it's pretty.

It's very natural. She's pretty.

Oh,

you taste good.

Oh, I'm glad.

Get comfortable.

You cheer for me all the time.

I'm just trying to enjoy myself.

I was enjoying it.

Turn to the side a little bit.

Like this.

Yeah.

Wow, your pussy's so nice.

Oh, I like it.

Well, I'm glad.

Since we're gonna fuck.

Really?

I hope so.

Yeah, I mean, you know, a heart is a terrible thing to waste.

Yeah, it is.

Maybe take off your pants, or no.

That's it.

No underpin?

No.

Not today.

Do you always go commando?

Not always, actually.

Let me see what we got working. Yeah, I wasn't going to put anything in here.

Oh, did I just kick it? No, you took my hand.

Yeah, feel free to suck me all you want.

Stay still.

All right, so if I was doing a dick rating.

Tell me. Yeah.

First, I'd be like, you know what?

Dick ratings are silly.

And then I'd say, it matters more the man that's attached.

And then I'd say, you know, growth is important.

Life is important.

Nice and landscape.

Oh my god.

Sweetheart, you grew a little bit.

How your garden grows.

I've got one that keeps going in there.

Oh, wow, you're really good at that.

Fuck.

See? If you're watching, you don't have to gag.

Give a good little jump.

Look

at

those balls tighten up.

Can you hear balls tightened up? Yeah. Did you feel it? Mm -hmm.

I think

you'd

like your dick in between my tits.

I love that.

That's such a great idea.

Oh, shit.

Wow.

They're really good at this. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Wait till I take off my dentures.

Cause he's a pro pornster.

Like this?

Is this getting a camera?

Oh, there you go.

Oh great.

That's probably the terrible me.

No, you look gray and your tits look even better.

You can't even see your dick in them. I know, it's so many titties.

So much titty. Fuck. Oh, there it is. There it is.

Oh my god, it's literally gone.

Oh, I feel so good. Yes. It's fucking gone.

Buried. Buried on Midwestern milk tits.

Oh, I fucking love it. Oh, boy.

God, this is kind of nice.

It's going to poke out. There he is.

Oh, my God.

I really want to come

inside you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

God. These titties are so nice.

Are we going to do it?

Oh, I'd like to.

You want to put it in?

Yeah, I'll put it inside you.

You're really about it.

Come here and kiss me a little bit close.

Oh, you're bigger than you look.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're so

hard.

Wow.

God, I don't want to sit.

Plus, it looks like I'm ripping my cock.

Oh,

goodness.

Oh, my God. You feel so big.

Oh my god, you're a fucking steel rod.

Oh my god, you make me so hard.

Oh my god, you're making my tits shake so much.

I'm just not a California earthquake.

Oh, sure.

That's a max.

oh my god

Yeah.

Oh,

you feel so good.

Oh, I feel so big and

hard.

Yeah, come down and talk to me. Okay.

Why do you face me? I just can't look.

I taste delicious.

You do. I told you that.

Plus, he tastes so good.

Oh, man.

What else does that have on it?

I was afraid I'd crush you. No, I love it.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

You're so hard.

oh oh yeah you're so

good no

please

What?

I know,

but don't eat it.

Can you try to get on your feet? I will.

And then lean back.

Am I going to hurt you? No, you're not going to hurt me.

Oh, I almost feel like I'm going to break my ribs.

You know what that means?

I'm wet.

I thought you were wet.

I don't want to break your penis.

Oh, you marked me from behind.

Yeah, that was nice.

All right, baby.

You really picked me.

I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to put you this way.

You feel full? Oh, I feel full.

Shit, oh my god.

Your pussy's really nice. Too hard.

Holy fuck.

Good lord.

It doesn't look giant, but it feels giant.

I think that's better, right?

oh my god it's really hard not to cum inside you

My booty is so good.

I really like it.

I really like this booty.

It's definitely squishy.

Oh my god.

Fuck me harder. I think they want to see my boobs really shake.

Ken, you are afraid.

You're gonna cum.

I'm gonna cum?

The power of the Midwest milk pussy.

Oh shit. Oh my god.

Oh god, you feel so good.

You're just like the perfect...

Honestly, it's really hard not to cum.

I love that.

You're so funny. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you, too, but, like, your

arms behind my back.

Oh, Max.

You're really good at this.

Oh, my God. You're doing this professionally.

You should keep looking young, guys. I know.

Beautiful. Beautiful, guys.

I think I will.

How are you ever going to make it as a pro?

I don't know.

Maybe you just have to be careful with this old milk. The milk.

It's literally just the milk.

Oh my god, I want that.

Am I going to fill

me up with your cum?

I'd love to. How do you want me to do that?

Probably laying on my back, and then I'll play with my clut.

come yeah

Oh, God damn it.

Are

you

going to come inside?

I really want to come inside you.

You're going to come on my car? Uh -huh.

Oh, shit,

I'm going to cum.

Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.

You're dripping.

An observation.

Yep. Excuse me, lady.

You're dripping as you're walking by.

Excuse me, ma 'am.

You're dripping.

Something out of your purse?

And probably does that laugh more?

The more it comes out, probably more.

That's so funny, oh my god.

Well. Well.

It was nice to meet you.

It was really nice meeting you too.

Although we might have to cut that word out.

Oh, meet?

think so because you can't write it you're right but that's stupid well oh

because i mean i know like it's stupid i know

i'm not gonna i'll i'll cut we'll cut it yeah or just just beep it out beep it

out people are gonna be like what they say those good it's a mystery

I'm going to go to sleep now. Okay.

I just need to go to the airport in the morning. Me too.

I have to get up at 5. Do you?

Yeah. Do you have to go to the airport? Uh -huh. To Vegas?

I'm going to Arizona.

Oh, Arizona.

Yeah.

New Biles. Yeah.

Are you the New Bile in that?

I am the stepbrother.

Ah -ha -ha.

So I guess we all are New Bile.

Well, no.

There's usually an old person.

No. Oh, really?

For me, it's usually stepbrother, stepsister.

Yeah, okay. Because somebody I've filmed with before usually is like dad.

Yeah, they do that too.

But I get to fuck my stepsister tomorrow.

You're really excited. I'm very excited.

I get to fuck my stepsister tomorrow.

And you don't.

No. And I don't want to.

Crazy. What, you don't want to fuck your stepbrother?

You said stepsister. Okay, you're right. My stepbrother, if I had one, would be

old.

And you like the youthful. Oh, Jesus, more just came up.

More came up.

That's so funny.