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You can't fuck with Germany.
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Fuck Germany, man.
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You can't fuck with them Germans.
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I don't know if we got any German fans,
dog, but, you know. I'm a German fan.
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Yeah,
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dog, that's the Colombian in you, bro.
Fucking narco.
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All Colombians hate us. All Colombians
hate us.
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Fuck Brazil, fuck it.
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Your little bitch Brazil friend. You're
Cuban and you're a Brazil fan, dog.
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Brazil, boy.
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Yo, pay that, poxa. That's who you are,
dog. You know what I mean?
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That's a comforter, bro.
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You dirty motherfucker.
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I don't know what the fuck you're
talking about, dog.
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Alright, yo, so World Cup's over, dog.
What are we going to watch now?
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Back to porn, right?
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Fuck it.
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Back to porn life, bro.
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Fuck it, dog. That is nasty.
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Nah, nah. I'm sure he has a cum towel.
He probably named it and everything.
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What'd you name your cum towel, dog?
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Thippy. Thippy.
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Ratchety.
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Thippy's all right. Fuck when I let it
dry out, bro.
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A plank of wood and shit.
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That's nasty, dog.
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I'm wearing my cum socks today.
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Are you? No.
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What are you wearing today?
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There you go. Hey, smoke. I was at
prison.
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I was at prison.
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Beautiful, dog. Hey, what are you
wearing now?
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Those are your house shoes, dog?
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Those are your house slippers, dog. Look
at that shit, dog.
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Hey, he was wearing his little fluffies.
I don't know, bro. He's some basketball
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player, bro. We all know who it is.
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We all know who it is.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might sue us, dog.
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He might be like, oh, I don't watch
porn. Yeah, right, dog.
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Number one fan of it. If you're watching
this right now, fuck you.
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Fuck that bullshit.
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Fuck that guy. Whatever.
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Go back home. We're not yet.
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No names. No names.
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No names.
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We are from Miami.
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We are in Miami. Check it out. It's a
beautiful city. Who wants to leave
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I don't know, though.
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I am never going to leave this fucking
city. Sometimes you can't handle it. You
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can't handle it. He couldn't handle it.
It's a lot of pressure. A lot of
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pressure in life, though.
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Yeah, but everyone wants to go home
every once in a while. We about that
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The Miami, the Ratchets, the whole
fucking... The Ratchets. You can't be
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in Miami, dog. You know? That's what
happened.
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Hey. Well... It's hard, dog.
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Hey, three divorces, you know what I'm
saying?
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You know what I'm saying? It doesn't
mean you're faithful, dog. You know what
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mean? That's what probably happened. How
can you be faithful?
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We might find a married bitch today.
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Let's find a married bitch today. A
married bitch, dog?
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Yeah, just like he, like an old school
MILF. Just pass by, get a ring on the
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finger, and just throw the money at him.
Yo.
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Yo, I like where you're coming from,
dog. Let's do that shit. Fuck it, dog.
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might work. It might work. Like, fuck
it. No offering money, none of that
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dog. Listen, you're married, you want
some dick. We know it.
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That's it.
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That's it. Those are the ones that want
to get dick the most.
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Yeah, they're tired of that shit. Tell
me the story of the oldest bitch you
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fucked, man. What's the oldest bitch you
fucked?
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Damn, man. She was in a wheelchair.
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Yo.
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I know. Dirt dog. He goes up to her. You
know his
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pickup line? He comes with a can of oil.
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Squeaks up her tires. He's like, don't
worry, baby. You ain't going to squeak
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more. Puts her around.
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Dirty fucking motherfucker.
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From the retirement home.
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That's a dirt bag right there. How about
you, bro?
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Who's the oldest?
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Oldest?
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I think like 30, bro. Yeah, right.
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What was his name?
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Ricardo. Ricardo. Ricardo. He's like an
old rich guy. He's like an old rich guy.
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You're right.
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How many sugar daddies you got? You were
telling us earlier, bro. I forgot.
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You got some nice glasses, bro. You got
a sugar daddy. Yeah, hey.
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Look, look, look, look. You got some
nice ladies.
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I know. Hey, hey, hey. Your sugar
daddy's hooking you up, man.
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Hey, I give him props, though. I give
him props, man. You want to tell her?
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Now, Bruno's got it, bro. Look at him.
He's tired. He got the sugar mamas and
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shit. Nah, I don't know. He ain't got no
sugar mamas.
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He got some sugar grandmamas. Oh, shit.
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Let's go to the beach and find some
sugar mamas or something, dog.
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Let's go see what we got here.
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I'm going for a jiff.
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Dog, let's go to the hood, dog. Fuck it.
Let's take our talents to the beach.
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And we're out.
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Yo, this is like the fucking opposite of
South Beach, bro.
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Wait, what?
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You said the fucking beach, bro.
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Like, pull over. Look at this fucking
shit, dog.
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Look at this, bro.
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Dog, look at that shit.
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Dog, look at this shit, dog.
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Yo.
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Don't you live right there, bro?
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Yo, you said yo.
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Yo, I know you want, bro. Fuck, dog.
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You got that one. Yo, look at this.
Fucking hellhole you got me in. Oh,
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are farm trees, though.
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Yeah, you live right there. Yeah, I
know.
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That's where you buy your crack at, bro.
I get it.
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That's your crack hole. The old ladies
out here are the nicest. Yeah, that's
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where you get the real.
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Damn.
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That's all you, bro.
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She probably want to take care of you.
Yeah, get that, bro.
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Get that.
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That foo -foo.
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With that chopped up fucking banana.
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Nah, keep going straight, bro.
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You and your fucking neighborhoods, bro.
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Beach? You said the beach, fool.
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What is it? Yeah, look at it right
there.
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That's the beach right there. Go, go,
go. Take a shot.
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Go jump in, bro. Go take a swim, dude.
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No, man.
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It's a sunny, beautiful day.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong with this thing? What, are
you falling asleep, bro? Yeah.
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Nobody down this fucking
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I know you're for the girls and shit.
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So what's wrong with that? I know you
like it.
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You'll be wearing your banana hammock to
the beach. We know that.
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We know that.
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Tell him where the bus is. Tell him
where the bus is.
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Oh,
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we're ready. The journey is ready, guys.
You can jump in.
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What?
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We're the bus. You can jump in.
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a commercial about the bus.
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So smile.
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I don't want that weird face. Just
smile.
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Put a big smile on me.
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The camera is for a commercial. About
the bus that we're going to give you a
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ride for.
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Of course it's a bus.
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Yeah, just come over here and jump in.
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I might.
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You might what?
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Just get over here.
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Where's the bus?
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It's only $1 .50.
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We're the Genie. Don't worry.
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Come here.
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Come here. Let's talk to her real quick.
Come here. Come here.
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Yeah, yeah. We're the bus. You want to
get in?
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I mean, we're the bus, but we're doing
like a commercial for the bus.
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Really? Yeah.
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What kind of commercial?
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You know, about how bus rides are, how
good of service we offer, all that good
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stuff, you know? What kind of service?
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A ride, you know, we drop you off.
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They're nice and clean.
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You know what I mean?
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I mean... I guess I... You want to jump
in?
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Oh, don't listen to that.
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That's not legitimate.
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Hey, listen.
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Listen, lady. Mind your business. No,
no, no. Don't do it. Mind your business,
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lady. No, no, no.
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So, we're going to give you a ride.
You're going to come in.
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And we'll just jump in, you know? It's
free, so I mean... No, it's $1 .50.
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You've got to give me $1 .50.
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Listen. You don't know the area.
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You don't know these guys.
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Take a 20. No, no. This is more than you
make in a whole year.
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No, no, no. Go, go, go, go. Get out of
here. A, B.
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This is A, B conversation.
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See your way out of it, all right? No,
don't go with them.
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So, how was I saying?
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Yeah, you know, we're going to do a
little commercial.
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You could be in it. No, no, no, no, no,
no.
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Are you still here? No.
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Are you still fucking here? No, no, no,
no. Don't go in the bus. Listen, look.
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There's a seat for you.
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It'll be that bad.
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Listen, where are you from, sweetie?
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Iowa. Iowa. Where are you heading to?
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The beach.
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You're heading to the beach? Yeah. This
is just like Iowa, but better.
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You know what I mean? I mean, you're in
a crummy -ass neighborhood.
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Sorry to tell you. How the fuck did you
end up over here? My friends left
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without me, and they were like, oh, meet
me there. I'm trying to hear her story.
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I don't need you here, lady.
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Thank you. Appreciate it.
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Bye. Have a seat. Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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I think the bus is there.
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So, yeah.
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Yeah, but I need a ride to the beach if
you guys want to.
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Wait, you need a ride to the beach?
Sorry. The beach would be cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll give you a ride
to the beach.
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Just jump in.
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We'll go.
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We'll take you. It's probably like five
minutes away.
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We'll get you out of this crummy
neighborhood.
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You won't have any nosy people hanging
around, bothering us.
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Don't go with these guys.
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I'll be fine.
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I'll be fine. Look, you'll be part of a
commercial.
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It pays pretty good.
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How much cash do we have?
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I got a lot of cash.
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Look, we have a bunch of cash, and we'll
pay for the commercial.
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You're so beautiful.
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We always need blondes in our
commercials.
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We don't need brunettes.
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We don't need brunettes in our
commercials.
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No, wait, baby, come here, let me talk
to you.
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Baby, baby, let me talk to you.
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Jump in here, baby.
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Jump in, sweetie.
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Jump in, jump in.
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Sorry. Sorry, this is weird people in
Miami.
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Yeah, don't be afraid.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, get her number, do
your thing.
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She's not weird.
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Don't hop in.
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Don't worry about weird people in Miami.
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She's protecting me. Nah, we're the good
people in Miami.
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It's crazy ladies at bus stops that you
gotta be worried about. Crazy fine
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ladies at the bus stops. You and your
old lady thing, bro. Hey,
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get out of here, lady. You're still
here.
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You're a fucking stalker. Get out of
here.
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Get out of here.
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God damn, bro. Jesus Christ, bro.
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Oh, she's so fucking.
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Damn.
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Yeah, so we're heading to the beach. You
need to go to the beach, right?
242
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,310
Do you know what part of the beach?
243
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:16,210
The part where you can swim in.
244
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,260
Which bus were you taking? The F bus?
Yeah.
245
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,460
All right. So, yeah. So, yo, that's on
7th Ave.
246
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,840
Yeah. So, we'll go drop her off. Yeah,
yeah. So, what's your name, sweetheart?
247
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,860
Charlie. Charlie? Damn, you're gorgeous,
Charlie. Yeah, she must be an angel.
248
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,260
Hey, look at this guy.
249
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,780
Hey, Mr. Smooth.
250
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,300
Mr. fucking Smooth.
251
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,260
Damn, you're fucking gorgeous.
252
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:44,340
I mean, sorry. You know, we're doing the
commercial. Sorry. Yeah. So, you said
253
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,340
you're from out of town?
254
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,020
Yes. Have you ridden any other buses in
the city?
255
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,800
I've never rode a bus. This is going to
be my first, I mean, I guess this is my
256
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,380
first experience. You never rode a bus
in Iowa?
257
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,200
No. So do you ride tractors?
258
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,520
No.
259
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,680
I just, I drive a car.
260
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,700
You drive a car? Yeah. They don't really
have, everything in Iowa is like 20
261
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,960
miles apart, so they don't help. Oh,
fuck.
262
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,480
Well, good for you. What kind of car do
you have? Is it fast?
263
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:16,870
Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, that's all
beat up, huh? I mean, it's a Mustang.
264
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,230
It's all beat up, huh?
265
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:21,850
Yo, nothing's nice in Iowa. I know. I've
been there. It's weird.
266
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,930
It's not the best, but it got me places.
267
00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,190
All right, cool.
268
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:31,470
Got you here. It got you here. It got
you a ride to the beach. You know where
269
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:32,169
you're going, right?
270
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,170
Oh, yeah.
271
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,530
Water. Water.
272
00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:36,070
Find the water.
273
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,970
Awesome. So you have a beat up car over
there in Iowa, huh? Yeah.
274
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,710
I bet you have a beat up boyfriend, too.
I mean, what?
275
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,450
Boyfriends. Yeah, is he all beat up?
276
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,670
Yeah, he's horrible, yeah. Yeah.
277
00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,070
Basically.
278
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:51,910
That's why I'm here, to run away from
him. Oh, yeah?
279
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,370
You got away from him? Yeah.
280
00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,890
Oh, we got a little cheater in our hand.
281
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:59,890
Well, I mean. I told you we were going
to fight. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You
282
00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:00,890
shut up back there.
283
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,210
Oh, there's no rings in your hand, no?
Yeah.
284
00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:04,490
How old are you?
285
00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,990
19. 19?
286
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:11,010
Perfect. I know you guys get married
young over there. Are you married?
287
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,090
No. No, just a boyfriend, huh? Yeah.
288
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:13,959
Kind of.
289
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,739
Kind of?
290
00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:19,060
Tell me about him. He's not... He says
I'm his girlfriend. I say he's my
291
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:24,640
boyfriend, but... Oh, you guys... You
guys see other people? You guys are
292
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,160
swingers? What is this?
293
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,300
Just me. He thinks... Just you? Yeah.
294
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,520
You're a little cheater?
295
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:36,020
Yeah. Oh, fuck. What happened? How did
you do what you gotta do? So you have,
296
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,080
like, another guy over there?
297
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,540
Um... Yeah.
298
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,020
Yeah? Yes.
299
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,840
Wait, this is a part of a commercial.
It's super important that you, like, be
300
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,160
honest. I did.
301
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,960
Okay, tell us a little about it.
302
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:04,300
Um, I went to this club on South Beach.
Okay.
303
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:08,340
And I met... It's a commercial, so don't
say the name.
304
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,400
Some friend.
305
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:15,440
Okay. And his... I met my friend and his
girlfriend.
306
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,760
Okay. And they were like, yeah, we want
to bang you. And I was like, okay.
307
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,420
So you banged them both? Wait. Yeah. You
did a threesome? Yes.
308
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,630
That's why a girl comes out to Miami,
man.
309
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:32,230
You know, you see, you got to hit the
beach, dude. You got to stop going to
310
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,250
fucking wherever you go to.
311
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:35,230
Those fucking soft -ass clubs.
312
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,890
Awesome. Awesome.
313
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,570
Yeah. So you're sexually experimental.
314
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,270
Yeah. What's the wildest thing you've
done so far?
315
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:43,790
Sexually.
316
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,910
You're a sexual scientist? That's what
he said?
317
00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:49,270
Yeah.
318
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,470
What does that mean?
319
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,710
I don't know.
320
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:54,430
It does. Yeah.
321
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,710
Yeah, he's a weirdo.
322
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,190
Yeah. Yeah.
323
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,490
You can tell already, right?
324
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:04,890
I mean, yeah, I experiment.
325
00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:06,310
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
326
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:08,710
So besides the threesome, what's the
craziest thing you've done so far?
327
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:13,870
Um, not really anything. I mean, I've
had anal sex, but... Wait, what?
328
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,510
Yeah. Here, let me get that cuff from
you.
329
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:17,850
Here, that's it.
330
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,710
That's it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Take that
shit off. Oh, we can't already show
331
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:24,250
That's a... Product on here. Yeah, yeah.
It's a color. Yeah.
332
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:26,189
Not yellow.
333
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,270
Yeah, you know, it's a commercial. We
can't be putting them.
334
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:29,689
Can't promote.
335
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,950
Promote other companies, you know. We
just got to promote this bus.
336
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:36,730
You know, it's an up -and -coming
company, you know. They want to, like,
337
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,070
up. There should be, like, three more
rows up in here.
338
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,490
You know, it's going to be cool.
339
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,270
It's like the future of travel.
340
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:44,729
Oh, yeah?
341
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:49,330
Yeah. I'm so excited. I was the first to
experience it. Yeah, you're the first.
342
00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:50,930
Yeah, I'm one of the first.
343
00:16:54,699 --> 00:17:00,120
Listen, um, I think it was $1 .50,
though. I don't have... Excuse me, what?
344
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,120
don't have $1 .50?
345
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,500
Woo!
346
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,700
Leave it here, bro. Right here on the
bridge. That's it. Get off.
347
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,240
All right, all right.
348
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,740
Well,
349
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,160
I don't know. You tell me. How are we
going to catch the other bus?
350
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,119
No, she's from... I have ways.
351
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,040
Iowa,
352
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,440
bro. Stop being a fucking asshole.
353
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,820
Gotcha, gotcha. Quick handjob on the
bus.
354
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,280
Oh, you're going to give the guy a
handjob?
355
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,360
What? That's what you're going to do
with the driver?
356
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,440
However, whatever it takes.
357
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:44,200
Yeah, there's a stick shift bar. Why
don't you grab that hand right there.
358
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,820
Look, there's a knob right there you can
grab. There's a stick shift.
359
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:51,100
Your hand, that knob right there. Oh,
really? Yeah, yeah, you should reach
360
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,100
around.
361
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,780
Yeah, you should reach around. Try to
grab it, see what's going on there.
362
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,620
Oh.
363
00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:04,050
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep.
364
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,450
We found the ride. All right.
365
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,830
So, free ride?
366
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:11,810
Free ride. Free ride? She got herself a
free ride. She got the pass? All right,
367
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:12,870
awesome. She got the pass.
368
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,150
Cool, cool. Nice.
369
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,650
So, you don't have that much money, huh?
370
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:16,930
If you're asking for rides.
371
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:21,770
I don't have any money. You don't have
any money? Yes. Do you want to make some
372
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:22,770
extra cash?
373
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,470
Yeah, I do.
374
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,270
Yeah? I mean, what for?
375
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,730
What for?
376
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,190
Uh -oh. Well.
377
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:33,310
That's for the ride. Okay, that's for
the ride.
378
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,770
Listen.
379
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,970
You know Miami, the top of the beach,
right?
380
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:39,950
Do you know that?
381
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,610
I've been... Like, you go topless here.
382
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:46,930
Oh, do you? Yeah, well, it's mandatory,
but it's also optional.
383
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:50,170
You don't have to. You don't have to,
but you can.
384
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:56,630
And listen, I'm offering you... Let's
see. Cash.
385
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,010
Cash.
386
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:00,630
Let's do 20.
387
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,140
What did he say your name was again?
Charlie.
388
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,040
Charlie with the pretty pink fucking
nipples.
389
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,100
Fuck.
390
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:52,860
Damn.
391
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Holy shit.
392
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,240
That was fucking pretty easy. Yeah, bro.
You want to make some more cash?
393
00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:59,559
Uh, yeah.
394
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,140
Yeah? Oh, I like this place. It's about
a business.
395
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,080
It's about the money here. Yeah.
396
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,460
Alright, so it's not a bottomless city.
397
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,000
Not a bottomless beach, but this is a
bottomless butt.
398
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,900
We're doing another 20 for the bums?
Yeah.
399
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,040
Yeah? Yeah, well, why don't we give her
a little extra?
400
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,060
Yeah. A little extra? I mean, yeah, man.
Dude, I'm doing the fucking negotiation
401
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:23,879
here, bro.
402
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,140
All right, all right, all right. I had
it for 20. You want to give her more
403
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,140
because she touched your dick? Yeah.
404
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,340
All right, give her 30.
405
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,140
Yeah. 30 bucks.
406
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,880
Do all girls do this in Iowa?
407
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:35,820
No. No.
408
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,119
That's fine.
409
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120
That's fine.
410
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,680
Look at that ass. Don't fall, baby.
411
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,160
Oh, shit. Keep turning around. Wait,
wait. Don't sit down.
412
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,900
I can see the booty. It's nice, too.
Fuck.
413
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,300
Boing. Boing.
414
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Doing. Doing.
415
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,920
Are you a twerker?
416
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,980
I can a little.
417
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:09,640
Oh, a twerker. I mean, it's all right.
418
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,140
All right, let's see it. I can try.
419
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,580
Twerk on the bus. Twerk on the bus.
420
00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:20,609
Oh, shit.
421
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,730
Oh, yeah. Oh, you can twerk on your
knees? Let's do it.
422
00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:24,190
Oh, fuck yes.
423
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:25,610
Oh, fuck.
424
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,270
We twerk on the bus.
425
00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:29,790
Twerk on the bus.
426
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:34,490
Damn. Oh, fuck. Is that how they get
down in Wisconsin?
427
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:37,910
Dude, it's Iowa.
428
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,450
Or Alaska or something. Who cares?
429
00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,650
It's a white booty. That's what I like.
Fuck.
430
00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:44,670
A little bend over again?
431
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:15,110
Back it up.
432
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:17,430
Thank you, Iowa. You're making hot
girls.
433
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:19,710
Fuck.
434
00:22:19,970 --> 00:22:26,890
You're in the mood to
435
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:27,889
make some more money?
436
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,570
I am now. Yeah?
437
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,170
Yeah.
438
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:33,610
What are you thinking about?
439
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,050
Um, I mean, what are you offering?
440
00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:40,550
A gangbang.
441
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:41,870
Yeah.
442
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,240
Yeah, three is what? Three is on a
gangbang official? I'm like back there.
443
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:57,720
can't see anything. Oh, yeah, yeah. How
about one cock?
444
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,480
Let me just reach over and grab that
one.
445
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,840
If you pull it out and suck it, you get
everything that we have.
446
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,040
Okay.
447
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:09,819
Everything's here.
448
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:11,580
Cash out. Look, cash out.
449
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,400
Everything we got.
450
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,440
Wait, wait, wait. Don't grab it.
451
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,680
Don't grab it.
452
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:20,340
I want to make sure, but listen, I don't
want to just put it in your mouth and
453
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,179
set the tip.
454
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:24,880
I want some deep throating. I want you
to fucking go wild.
455
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:29,620
And my boy's going to pound the shit out
of you.
456
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,840
Okay. Shut it down. You're fucking super
down, huh?
457
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:38,420
Show us your talent and we'll take your
talent to South Beach.
458
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,580
We're taking your talent to South Beach.
Here you go, baby.
459
00:24:18,450 --> 00:24:19,450
Yes,
460
00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:21,490
they do. I will have them.
461
00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:22,930
Oh, shit.
462
00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:30,250
Look at me deep, though. That's all I'm
asking.
463
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:35,030
She's a small town girl.
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