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You can't fuck with Germany.

Fuck Germany, man.

You can't fuck with them Germans.

I don't know if we got any German fans, dog, but, you know. I'm a German fan.

Yeah,

dog, that's the Colombian in you, bro. Fucking narco.

All Colombians hate us. All Colombians hate us.

Fuck Brazil, fuck it.

Your little bitch Brazil friend. You're Cuban and you're a Brazil fan, dog.

Brazil, boy.

Yo, pay that, poxa. That's who you are, dog. You know what I mean?

That's a comforter, bro.

You dirty motherfucker.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dog.

Alright, yo, so World Cup's over, dog. What are we going to watch now?

Back to porn, right?

Fuck it.

Back to porn life, bro.

Fuck it, dog. That is nasty.

Nah, nah. I'm sure he has a cum towel. He probably named it and everything.

What'd you name your cum towel, dog?

Thippy. Thippy.

Ratchety.

Thippy's all right. Fuck when I let it dry out, bro.

A plank of wood and shit.

That's nasty, dog.

I'm wearing my cum socks today.

Are you? No.

What are you wearing today?

There you go. Hey, smoke. I was at prison.

I was at prison.

Beautiful, dog. Hey, what are you wearing now?

Those are your house shoes, dog?

Those are your house slippers, dog. Look at that shit, dog.

Hey, he was wearing his little fluffies. I don't know, bro. He's some basketball

player, bro. We all know who it is.

We all know who it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might sue us, dog.

He might be like, oh, I don't watch porn. Yeah, right, dog.

Number one fan of it. If you're watching this right now, fuck you.

Fuck that bullshit.

Fuck that guy. Whatever.

Go back home. We're not yet.

No names. No names.

No names.

We are from Miami.

We are in Miami. Check it out. It's a beautiful city. Who wants to leave

I don't know, though.

I am never going to leave this fucking city. Sometimes you can't handle it. You

can't handle it. He couldn't handle it. It's a lot of pressure. A lot of

pressure in life, though.

Yeah, but everyone wants to go home every once in a while. We about that

The Miami, the Ratchets, the whole fucking... The Ratchets. You can't be

in Miami, dog. You know? That's what happened.

Hey. Well... It's hard, dog.

Hey, three divorces, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? It doesn't mean you're faithful, dog. You know what

mean? That's what probably happened. How can you be faithful?

We might find a married bitch today.

Let's find a married bitch today. A married bitch, dog?

Yeah, just like he, like an old school MILF. Just pass by, get a ring on the

finger, and just throw the money at him. Yo.

Yo, I like where you're coming from, dog. Let's do that shit. Fuck it, dog.

might work. It might work. Like, fuck it. No offering money, none of that

dog. Listen, you're married, you want some dick. We know it.

That's it.

That's it. Those are the ones that want to get dick the most.

Yeah, they're tired of that shit. Tell me the story of the oldest bitch you

fucked, man. What's the oldest bitch you fucked?

Damn, man. She was in a wheelchair.

Yo.

I know. Dirt dog. He goes up to her. You know his

pickup line? He comes with a can of oil.

Squeaks up her tires. He's like, don't worry, baby. You ain't going to squeak

more. Puts her around.

Dirty fucking motherfucker.

From the retirement home.

That's a dirt bag right there. How about you, bro?

Who's the oldest?

Oldest?

I think like 30, bro. Yeah, right.

What was his name?

Ricardo. Ricardo. Ricardo. He's like an old rich guy. He's like an old rich guy.

You're right.

How many sugar daddies you got? You were telling us earlier, bro. I forgot.

You got some nice glasses, bro. You got a sugar daddy. Yeah, hey.

Look, look, look, look. You got some nice ladies.

I know. Hey, hey, hey. Your sugar daddy's hooking you up, man.

Hey, I give him props, though. I give him props, man. You want to tell her?

Now, Bruno's got it, bro. Look at him. He's tired. He got the sugar mamas and

shit. Nah, I don't know. He ain't got no sugar mamas.

He got some sugar grandmamas. Oh, shit.

Let's go to the beach and find some sugar mamas or something, dog.

Let's go see what we got here.

I'm going for a jiff.

Dog, let's go to the hood, dog. Fuck it. Let's take our talents to the beach.

And we're out.

Yo, this is like the fucking opposite of South Beach, bro.

Wait, what?

You said the fucking beach, bro.

Like, pull over. Look at this fucking shit, dog.

Look at this, bro.

Dog, look at that shit.

Dog, look at this shit, dog.

Yo.

Don't you live right there, bro?

Yo, you said yo.

Yo, I know you want, bro. Fuck, dog.

You got that one. Yo, look at this. Fucking hellhole you got me in. Oh,

are farm trees, though.

Yeah, you live right there. Yeah, I know.

That's where you buy your crack at, bro. I get it.

That's your crack hole. The old ladies out here are the nicest. Yeah, that's

where you get the real.

Damn.

That's all you, bro.

She probably want to take care of you. Yeah, get that, bro.

Get that.

That foo -foo.

With that chopped up fucking banana.

Nah, keep going straight, bro.

You and your fucking neighborhoods, bro.

Beach? You said the beach, fool.

What is it? Yeah, look at it right there.

That's the beach right there. Go, go, go. Take a shot.

Go jump in, bro. Go take a swim, dude.

No, man.

It's a sunny, beautiful day.

Yeah.

What's wrong with this thing? What, are you falling asleep, bro? Yeah.

Nobody down this fucking

I know you're for the girls and shit.

So what's wrong with that? I know you like it.

You'll be wearing your banana hammock to the beach. We know that.

We know that.

Tell him where the bus is. Tell him where the bus is.

Oh,

we're ready. The journey is ready, guys. You can jump in.

What?

We're the bus. You can jump in.

a commercial about the bus.

So smile.

I don't want that weird face. Just smile.

Put a big smile on me.

The camera is for a commercial. About the bus that we're going to give you a

ride for.

Of course it's a bus.

Yeah, just come over here and jump in.

I might.

You might what?

Just get over here.

Where's the bus?

It's only $1 .50.

We're the Genie. Don't worry.

Come here.

Come here. Let's talk to her real quick. Come here. Come here.

Yeah, yeah. We're the bus. You want to get in?

I mean, we're the bus, but we're doing like a commercial for the bus.

Really? Yeah.

What kind of commercial?

You know, about how bus rides are, how good of service we offer, all that good

stuff, you know? What kind of service?

A ride, you know, we drop you off.

They're nice and clean.

You know what I mean?

I mean... I guess I... You want to jump in?

Oh, don't listen to that.

That's not legitimate.

Hey, listen.

Listen, lady. Mind your business. No, no, no. Don't do it. Mind your business,

lady. No, no, no.

So, we're going to give you a ride. You're going to come in.

And we'll just jump in, you know? It's free, so I mean... No, it's $1 .50.

You've got to give me $1 .50.

Listen. You don't know the area.

You don't know these guys.

Take a 20. No, no. This is more than you make in a whole year.

No, no, no. Go, go, go, go. Get out of here. A, B.

This is A, B conversation.

See your way out of it, all right? No, don't go with them.

So, how was I saying?

Yeah, you know, we're going to do a little commercial.

You could be in it. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Are you still here? No.

Are you still fucking here? No, no, no, no. Don't go in the bus. Listen, look.

There's a seat for you.

It'll be that bad.

Listen, where are you from, sweetie?

Iowa. Iowa. Where are you heading to?

The beach.

You're heading to the beach? Yeah. This is just like Iowa, but better.

You know what I mean? I mean, you're in a crummy -ass neighborhood.

Sorry to tell you. How the fuck did you end up over here? My friends left

without me, and they were like, oh, meet me there. I'm trying to hear her story.

I don't need you here, lady.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

Bye. Have a seat. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

I think the bus is there.

So, yeah.

Yeah, but I need a ride to the beach if you guys want to.

Wait, you need a ride to the beach? Sorry. The beach would be cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll give you a ride to the beach.

Just jump in.

We'll go.

We'll take you. It's probably like five minutes away.

We'll get you out of this crummy neighborhood.

You won't have any nosy people hanging around, bothering us.

Don't go with these guys.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine. Look, you'll be part of a commercial.

It pays pretty good.

How much cash do we have?

I got a lot of cash.

Look, we have a bunch of cash, and we'll pay for the commercial.

You're so beautiful.

We always need blondes in our commercials.

We don't need brunettes.

We don't need brunettes in our commercials.

No, wait, baby, come here, let me talk to you.

Baby, baby, let me talk to you.

Jump in here, baby.

Jump in, sweetie.

Jump in, jump in.

Sorry. Sorry, this is weird people in Miami.

Yeah, don't be afraid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, get her number, do your thing.

She's not weird.

Don't hop in.

Don't worry about weird people in Miami.

She's protecting me. Nah, we're the good people in Miami.

It's crazy ladies at bus stops that you gotta be worried about. Crazy fine

ladies at the bus stops. You and your old lady thing, bro. Hey,

get out of here, lady. You're still here.

You're a fucking stalker. Get out of here.

Get out of here.

God damn, bro. Jesus Christ, bro.

Oh, she's so fucking.

Damn.

Yeah, so we're heading to the beach. You need to go to the beach, right?

Do you know what part of the beach?

The part where you can swim in.

Which bus were you taking? The F bus? Yeah.

All right. So, yeah. So, yo, that's on 7th Ave.

Yeah. So, we'll go drop her off. Yeah, yeah. So, what's your name, sweetheart?

Charlie. Charlie? Damn, you're gorgeous, Charlie. Yeah, she must be an angel.

Hey, look at this guy.

Hey, Mr. Smooth.

Mr. fucking Smooth.

Damn, you're fucking gorgeous.

I mean, sorry. You know, we're doing the commercial. Sorry. Yeah. So, you said

you're from out of town?

Yes. Have you ridden any other buses in the city?

I've never rode a bus. This is going to be my first, I mean, I guess this is my

first experience. You never rode a bus in Iowa?

No. So do you ride tractors?

No.

I just, I drive a car.

You drive a car? Yeah. They don't really have, everything in Iowa is like 20

miles apart, so they don't help. Oh, fuck.

Well, good for you. What kind of car do you have? Is it fast?

Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, that's all beat up, huh? I mean, it's a Mustang.

It's all beat up, huh?

Yo, nothing's nice in Iowa. I know. I've been there. It's weird.

It's not the best, but it got me places.

All right, cool.

Got you here. It got you here. It got you a ride to the beach. You know where

you're going, right?

Oh, yeah.

Water. Water.

Find the water.

Awesome. So you have a beat up car over there in Iowa, huh? Yeah.

I bet you have a beat up boyfriend, too. I mean, what?

Boyfriends. Yeah, is he all beat up?

Yeah, he's horrible, yeah. Yeah.

Basically.

That's why I'm here, to run away from him. Oh, yeah?

You got away from him? Yeah.

Oh, we got a little cheater in our hand.

Well, I mean. I told you we were going to fight. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You

shut up back there.

Oh, there's no rings in your hand, no? Yeah.

How old are you?

19. 19?

Perfect. I know you guys get married young over there. Are you married?

No. No, just a boyfriend, huh? Yeah.

Kind of.

Kind of?

Tell me about him. He's not... He says I'm his girlfriend. I say he's my

boyfriend, but... Oh, you guys... You guys see other people? You guys are

swingers? What is this?

Just me. He thinks... Just you? Yeah.

You're a little cheater?

Yeah. Oh, fuck. What happened? How did you do what you gotta do? So you have,

like, another guy over there?

Um... Yeah.

Yeah? Yes.

Wait, this is a part of a commercial. It's super important that you, like, be

honest. I did.

Okay, tell us a little about it.

Um, I went to this club on South Beach. Okay.

And I met... It's a commercial, so don't say the name.

Some friend.

Okay. And his... I met my friend and his girlfriend.

Okay. And they were like, yeah, we want to bang you. And I was like, okay.

So you banged them both? Wait. Yeah. You did a threesome? Yes.

That's why a girl comes out to Miami, man.

You know, you see, you got to hit the beach, dude. You got to stop going to

fucking wherever you go to.

Those fucking soft -ass clubs.

Awesome. Awesome.

Yeah. So you're sexually experimental.

Yeah. What's the wildest thing you've done so far?

Sexually.

You're a sexual scientist? That's what he said?

Yeah.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

It does. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a weirdo.

Yeah. Yeah.

You can tell already, right?

I mean, yeah, I experiment.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

So besides the threesome, what's the craziest thing you've done so far?

Um, not really anything. I mean, I've had anal sex, but... Wait, what?

Yeah. Here, let me get that cuff from you.

Here, that's it.

That's it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Take that shit off. Oh, we can't already show

That's a... Product on here. Yeah, yeah. It's a color. Yeah.

Not yellow.

Yeah, you know, it's a commercial. We can't be putting them.

Can't promote.

Promote other companies, you know. We just got to promote this bus.

You know, it's an up -and -coming company, you know. They want to, like,

up. There should be, like, three more rows up in here.

You know, it's going to be cool.

It's like the future of travel.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I'm so excited. I was the first to experience it. Yeah, you're the first.

Yeah, I'm one of the first.

Listen, um, I think it was $1 .50, though. I don't have... Excuse me, what?

don't have $1 .50?

Woo!

Leave it here, bro. Right here on the bridge. That's it. Get off.

All right, all right.

Well,

I don't know. You tell me. How are we going to catch the other bus?

No, she's from... I have ways.

Iowa,

bro. Stop being a fucking asshole.

Gotcha, gotcha. Quick handjob on the bus.

Oh, you're going to give the guy a handjob?

What? That's what you're going to do with the driver?

However, whatever it takes.

Yeah, there's a stick shift bar. Why don't you grab that hand right there.

Look, there's a knob right there you can grab. There's a stick shift.

Your hand, that knob right there. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, you should reach

around.

Yeah, you should reach around. Try to grab it, see what's going on there.

Oh.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

We found the ride. All right.

So, free ride?

Free ride. Free ride? She got herself a free ride. She got the pass? All right,

awesome. She got the pass.

Cool, cool. Nice.

So, you don't have that much money, huh?

If you're asking for rides.

I don't have any money. You don't have any money? Yes. Do you want to make some

extra cash?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah? I mean, what for?

What for?

Uh -oh. Well.

That's for the ride. Okay, that's for the ride.

Listen.

You know Miami, the top of the beach, right?

Do you know that?

I've been... Like, you go topless here.

Oh, do you? Yeah, well, it's mandatory, but it's also optional.

You don't have to. You don't have to, but you can.

And listen, I'm offering you... Let's see. Cash.

Cash.

Let's do 20.

What did he say your name was again? Charlie.

Charlie with the pretty pink fucking nipples.

Fuck.

Damn.

Holy shit.

That was fucking pretty easy. Yeah, bro. You want to make some more cash?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah? Oh, I like this place. It's about a business.

It's about the money here. Yeah.

Alright, so it's not a bottomless city.

Not a bottomless beach, but this is a bottomless butt.

We're doing another 20 for the bums? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, well, why don't we give her a little extra?

Yeah. A little extra? I mean, yeah, man. Dude, I'm doing the fucking negotiation

here, bro.

All right, all right, all right. I had it for 20. You want to give her more

because she touched your dick? Yeah.

All right, give her 30.

Yeah. 30 bucks.

Do all girls do this in Iowa?

No. No.

That's fine.

That's fine.

Look at that ass. Don't fall, baby.

Oh, shit. Keep turning around. Wait, wait. Don't sit down.

I can see the booty. It's nice, too. Fuck.

Boing. Boing.

Doing. Doing.

Are you a twerker?

I can a little.

Oh, a twerker. I mean, it's all right.

All right, let's see it. I can try.

Twerk on the bus. Twerk on the bus.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you can twerk on your knees? Let's do it.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

We twerk on the bus.

Twerk on the bus.

Damn. Oh, fuck. Is that how they get down in Wisconsin?

Dude, it's Iowa.

Or Alaska or something. Who cares?

It's a white booty. That's what I like. Fuck.

A little bend over again?

Back it up.

Thank you, Iowa. You're making hot girls.

Fuck.

You're in the mood to

make some more money?

I am now. Yeah?

Yeah.

What are you thinking about?

Um, I mean, what are you offering?

A gangbang.

Yeah.

Yeah, three is what? Three is on a gangbang official? I'm like back there.

can't see anything. Oh, yeah, yeah. How about one cock?

Let me just reach over and grab that one.

If you pull it out and suck it, you get everything that we have.

Okay.

Everything's here.

Cash out. Look, cash out.

Everything we got.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't grab it.

Don't grab it.

I want to make sure, but listen, I don't want to just put it in your mouth and

set the tip.

I want some deep throating. I want you to fucking go wild.

And my boy's going to pound the shit out of you.

Okay. Shut it down. You're fucking super down, huh?

Show us your talent and we'll take your talent to South Beach.

We're taking your talent to South Beach. Here you go, baby.

Yes,

they do. I will have them.

Oh, shit.

Look at me deep, though. That's all I'm asking.

She's a small town girl.