All language subtitles for Beyond Paradise s04e06

Gordon,

Benny, it's a bloodbath!

I did say I would make the smoothies.
Yes, yes, Martha, but

this is my last day at the station and I
need to learn before I become your

newest employee.

Yeah, but we agreed that would be
temporary, though, didn't we? Yes, yes,

course. Unless...

I'm a natural.

Oh!

Yes, a little more training needed, Zoe,
I think, before I'm ready to step into

your shoes.

We'd better hurry up.

It's my last shift.

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Um, how are you feeling? Are you
excited?

Uh, yeah, I guess.

Oh, that was a little underwhelming for
someone about to go on the trip of a

lifetime.

And Mum's being a bit weird. She's not
really talking to me.

Pretending like it's not happening.

Morning.

Everyone, this is Agnieszka, my
girlfriend.

Oh,

delighted to meet you too.

I told you about the inspector.

My boss. Until tomorrow.

He gave up his own job to save the rest
of us.

Now, I see it more as an opportunity.

For a new start.

I agree.

Change is a good thing.

Like you and me.

We both took a leap of faith and here we
are.

Oh, I've got to go.

Geraldine wrote me into marshalling the
exhibition again.

And it was lovely to meet you.

Indeed. I'm going to go exploring.

OK. See you later, honey bun.

By a big bear.

Morning, Margo.

Can't chat.

I'm flying through the astral plane.

Okay.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Red Jerry's the name.

Today we celebrate Shipmubber's most
famous son, Elias...

the shadow.

On this day, in 1722, Elias sailed from
these shores to plunder

the new world.

But he returned home penniless.

The only clue to the whereabouts of his
lost riches is the map

you'll find inside.

But it says that his ghost

All right, single file, guys. Single
file.

Come on, up as you are.

Watch your head.

Okay,

everyone, warm and orderly queue.

Down there.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Great. Thanks.

Thank you, everyone.

You all get a turn to see a liar through
the map.

Fire!

Fire! There's a fire!

Okay, everyone, stay calm.

Follow the green exit signs. Walk. Don't
run.

Don't run.

Stay calm.

Where's Kelby? Still inside.

To the right.

Go to the right.

Kelby!

Kelby!

Kelby!

Kelby, are you all right?

I've cleared the interior.

The fire brigade and Coast Guard should
be on their way.

But I can't smell burning.

Sir, don't go in there. There's no smoke
without fire.

They do?

Apparently, sometimes there is.

So, Elias' map, it's gone?

Quid non mortalia pectora coies, auri
sacra fames,

signed Elias Cutler.

That which is not mortal, something,
something...

Gold? What do not you force mortal
hearts to do? A cursed hunger for gold.

The search for riches makes people do
terrible things.

Elias wrote it on the map.

About his crew, I think.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I remember this.

Elias captured a galleon full of gold
coins, but his men turned on each other

and all but Elias ended up dead.

So he ditched the gold and came home to
ship to Naboth.

You've been paying attention.

Sorry it took me a while to get here. I
was out of time.

Missing the festival?

It's more for the kids, right? Even
though he's not a kid no more.

What have we got?

Our last case together.

Well, let's not tempt fate, Kelby.

This could be the start of a 24 -hour
crime wave.

I do hope not.

Yes.

Me too.

So, the thief used a smoke bomb as a
distraction.

and in the ensuing panic, stole Elias's
map. Now, the question is, how did

they remove the map from a locked
cabinet and leave the note in a matter

seconds?

Perhaps it was Elias's ghost.

His nickname was The Shadow, after all.

Only Josh and Kelby.

You know, that's just a story to
entertain the tourists.

Yes, well, you see, these wheel marks
suggest that the thief used a pram or

pushchair.

Pointing to human rather than spectral
agency.

We thought the cabinet would be ample
security.

I mean, we'd want to steal from the
festival.

Gives the old town a boost.

We should get this note to forensics.

Do you have the key?

It is at home.

As far as they know.

Here it is.

Do come in.

I'll check the cameras. They cover the
front and back.

Oh, sorry.

It survived the battle of Nassau. I'm
sure it'll survive you.

Yeah.

Well, it's certainly an impressive
collection.

Our life's work.

Deb and I.

Some of it's quite valuable.

Cameras didn't pick anything up.

Is the map worth a lot?

I just got it valued.

By Britons.

Antique shop in town.

Been here a couple of times.

Valued most of the collection, but said
the map was only worth hundreds or so.

Are you disappointed?

A little.

In fact, they took it to get a second
opinion from a specialist dealer in

London.

They said the same thing.

Were you planning on selling it?

Just updating the insurance.

The map's very dear to me.

It's how Dev, my husband, and I met.

Port of Spain, Trinidad, ten years ago.
Strange place to find it. It was where

Elias sailed from when he came home to
Schiphol.

So I took a trip there when I was
researching our history and found the

junk shop.

Like meeting a ghost?

It did feel a little bit like that,
yeah.

All filthy and weathered.

But the owner said that someone had
already put down a deposit, so I went to

negotiate with him and the rest is
history.

So that must be death.

Yeah.

And here we are.

Or we were.

And we shall be again.

Dev's in a care room right now.

Stroke. Sorry to hear that.

Yeah.

It's all a shock.

He's fighting back, but it's taking a
bit longer than we hoped.

The Pirate Festival was his idea.

It's really not the same without him.

Oh.

This is my Dev.

And his twin brother, Sanjeev. It was
him who gave us the display cabinet a

couple of years ago.

Anniversary present.

Do you lend any other items to the
festival?

A few pieces, yes.

Also sold some to Brickton's. And a bit
of a clear out.

You start for when Dev comes home.

I guess the cameras are why they stole
it from the festival, not from here.

Yes.

But why steal a map that's not valuable?

And leave a note about... And leave a
note about the dangers of wealth.

Someone with a grudge?

I don't see who.

Geraldine and Dev are pretty popular.

The pirate festival brings in a lot of
money for the town.

We should talk to the antiques dealer
who valued it.

Bridgins is on the way back. We can go
now.

Yes.

Sorry, excuse me. Running late.

Thank you.

Yep.

Well, ahoy there, Captain Barnacle.

I'll see you down there.

Are you? I'm free.

They needed someone to play the sea
monster at the festival.

Thank you. But I'm very glad to give you
something to laugh about.

No, it does, really.

It's nice that you're getting involved.

Well, I'm trying to be more engaged.

What does that mean?

Not entirely sure.

Amelia's idea?

No, actually.

Look, I'm running late for the afternoon
performance.

Yeah, sure. I'm working, so... Ah, sure.

Hope it goes well.

Break a tentacle.

Yeah, thanks.

Very funny.

Esther, I know that anchor.

I recognise the shape it left on
Geraldine's wall.

Hi. Good afternoon.

Detective Inspector Humphrey Goodman,
Detective Sergeant Esther Williams.

Hello.

Can I ask, that antique anchor down
there, you got that from Geraldine

am I right?

Yeah.

I'm brokering the sales on a few of her
items.

And you valued her map?

The one that got nicked.

Heard all about that.

Someone's having a laugh there, aren't
they?

Quite the joker. Why do you say that?

Well, I don't know why else you'd steal
that bit of rubbish.

Yeah, she said you valued it at very
little.

We call them wall fillers in the trade.

No historical significance?

Mrs Detta, I think so, but there's no
provenance.

Amateurs, you see, they don't have the
qualifications to tell treasure from

And what are your qualifications?

Masters in fine art, BADA, NAVA,
Christie's.

She seemed disappointed when I told her.
I got the feeling she's a little short

on the readies. No touching!

Go on.

Keep the little parasites in line,
right?

Do you have children?

God, no. Oh, no, this belongs to my
assistant.

Poor guy.

Fell right into the baby trap.

You know what I mean, right?

Not really.

Do you mind if I, uh...

Sure. Own a piece of Elias Cutler's loft
gold.

They're for the tourists.

So you do quite well out of the pirate
festival, then?

Well, you've got to diversify your
income streams in this day and age.

Is this brass?

Well, I wouldn't be selling a gold one
for a fiver, would I? No.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

Used to have quite the coin collection.

It's my pride and joy.

Sorry.

What

a

massive anchor.

Marvelously.

A well -oiled crime -fighting machine.

You can tell Mr. Smith I'll be giving it
my all until the final curtain.

Don't be silly. I'm not your spy.

Aren't you?

You need my help.

I sensed it in the ether.

Remarkable. Yes, Margot.

Yes, I do. Could you go to the station
and do some digging into Geraldine

Deathire's finances, please? We had a
tip -off that she might be in some

financial trouble.

Of course.

Anything to help with your last case.

After you fell on your sword to save the
rest of us from petty bureaucrats.

See you later.

He seems quite chipper under the
circumstances.

That's because he's got a case to work
on.

But what about when it's over?

He loves that job.

Without it, I worry he won't be him.

Kelby. What are we looking at?

Looking for a false bottom.

See if that's how the thief got in.

Find one?

Not yet.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a
factory stamp over here.

Wellbridge and Sons.

Yeah, and the number 197B.

I'll get this sent off to the lab for
analysis.

You see, the thief must have known they
only had a few seconds once the smoke

bomb went off.

So they were confident they could get
into the cabinet quickly.

But why take such a risk when the map
isn't valuable?

And why go to all the trouble of leaving
a note?

Maybe it was a warning from the thief
not to come after them.

Well, it's not going to work.

We've got to find out.

how they act as this cabinet.

We should talk to the brother -in -law,
Sanjeev. He gave them the cabinet in the

first place. Maybe he's got a spare key.

I always close the festival with a 21
-gun salute.

Pardon?

I counted 20.

Should only be one more.

Detective Inspector Humphrey Goodman,
this is DS Esther Williams.

I've got my gunshot license and license
to acquire black powder if you want to

see my paper work. Oh, no, no, I'm not
doubting your expertise.

We're actually here about the theft of
your sister -in -law's map.

Ah, yes, I heard.

Jerry's very upset.

I don't know why anyone would play such
a mean joke on her.

You think it was a prank?

Well, it wasn't for the money. She only
paid a few quid for it, as I recall.

Cost a hell of a lot more for muggins
here to bring it back from Trinidad.

You brought it home? They decided to
stay for a few more weeks.

Didn't want to be lumbered with it.

250 quid in excess luggage.

25 quid a kilo.

Those airlines are no better than
thieves.

She said you got them the display case
the map was in.

Yeah, I got it from a ship clearance
sale down at the marina.

You don't by any chance have a spare key
to the cabinet?

There wasn't one.

These really are beautiful.

Yeah.

A matching pair.

Salvaged from the wreck of Eli's Cutler
ship.

Perfectly balanced in weight to balance
the vessel.

My brother normally fires the other one.

Yes, Geraldine told us about his strike.
I'm sorry.

He'll be back next year, I'm sure.

Are they smoke bombs?

Switch to eco -friendly gunpowder.

Less volatile.

Easier to store.

Use these to maintain the magic.

Can you tell us where you were this
morning between 8 and 10?

Right here.

I mark each hour with a single salute
throughout the whole festival.

You can check the timetable. Hiya.

All right, Mira.

Here's my daughter with my tea.

Hi.

Thanks for your help.

Pleasure.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my darling.

Come see me.

They're planning your leaving party, but
I'm having nothing to do with it. I'm

not going to celebrate you being forced
out of your job.

OK, right. No, please, no, please don't.
I don't want any far.

It's not a big deal. It is kind of a big
deal, though, Inspector.

A massive deal. Huge. A really quite
significant deal. No, no, nonsense.

I don't want any far. Good.

Because we're absolutely not planning
your leaving party.

Oh, no, definitely no leaving party
planned here.

Anyway, got to go. Got to get on with
not planning any party at... Or...

Mar... Mar... OK, Margot.

I've got CCTV in from outside the caves.

You can't see any of their faces because
of the free pirate hat given out with

every ticket.

That's a perfect disguise.

One pirate amongst many. Clever.

The pushchairs, though. You can see
those.

Can you zoom in a bit, Margot, please?
Look at the pram.

It's the same brand as Sanjeev has.

Popular mate, though. Loads of those
around.

I looked into Geraldine's bank records
like you asked.

She's heavily in debt.

All our cash is going to the Abhisans
care home, where poor old Dev's been

staying. Nice place, that.

Look out over the bay. I spoke to them.

She's behind with the payments.

Another few weeks and she'll have to
move him somewhere cheaper.

Is that...

I wonder if the festival has some kind
of insurance policy for theft.

It does.

Geraldine took one out herself.

Covers all the exhibit items loaned to
the festival.

Several thousand pounds.

That would give her a motive if she's
running out of other things to sell.

But she couldn't have stolen it. She was
outside the whole time. Unless she had

an accomplice.

Sanjeev? Yeah, he's got the smoke bombs
to push, yeah? He could have lied about

not having a second key to the cabinet.

He had an hour between the cannon
firings.

And of course, he'd want the best care
for his brother.

Can't see Geraldine as a master
criminal.

She's a librarian.

Margaret, literature is full of people
doing extreme things for love.

Oh, here is a beauty.

Probably taking the long route to avoid
Biscay Cop.

Sensible.

We'll question Geraldine again tomorrow.

And we need to go through your handover
notes, obviously.

What?

Just kidding.

I know there's no handover notes.

But we do need to discuss what happens
after you've left.

Right.

Well, you'll take over as station lead.

And you'll go on just as before, I
suppose.

Like hell we will.

No offence, Esther.

None taken.

Maybe we should just try to look on the
bright side.

Like Agnieszka said, change is good.

Maybe this is an opportunity for us all
to spread our wings, ride the wave and

reach for the stars.

Knock, knock.

Mr Smith, welcome.

Thought I'd base myself here for a few
days to oversee the leadership

transition.

DS Williams, I'll be providing
additional support as you take on the

station lead.

So you'll be reporting directly to me on
all operational matters.

If you say so.

Ms Martins, please re -familiarise
yourself with the appropriate

attire section of the force's employee
handbook.

We've had the pirate festival today, Mr
Smith. As a station, we like to get

involved in local events.

Nevertheless... Standards must be
upheld.

Ah, PC Hartford, I've been reviewing
your casework.

And your arrest record is tracking below
benchmark.

Mr Smith, here is Shifton Abbott. We
tend to focus on crime prevention as

as punishment.

With all due respect, D .I. Goodman, as
of 5pm tomorrow,

this is no longer your station.

Well, I appreciate change.

It can be difficult, but don't worry.

I'm here to help.

I can't believe you're leaving us with
him.

You'll be delighted to see the back of
me, I'm sure.

I only slow you down.

I'm not going to tell you how great you
are, so stop fishing.

New starts all round.

For you too, I suppose.

So he's only going for a couple of
months?

Mm -hm.

Eight months, isn't it?

Got loads of things to catch up on.

Time will fly past.

She said you're a bit... A bit what?

Oh, I don't know. What did she say?

Just that you hadn't really talked about
it.

Her going.

And she sort of wishes you would.

I think.

Look, if you don't talk about it, then
she'll just make up what you're thinking

and get it wrong.

The point is, talking is better than
silence.

Most of the time.

Except maybe now when perhaps I should
just shut up.

So I will...

I'll shut up.

See you tomorrow.

Mom?

I thought you were out.

With some...

Getting this?

Well, yeah.

We made that for the first pirate
vessel.

Took a stage and cleaned it with tea
bags.

Burned the edges.

Yeah, you put all your favourite places
on there. School, playground, ice cream

parlour.

Home.

Yeah.

Next mark's a spot.

Anyway...

Thought you might want to take it with
you on your travels so you can we find

your way back home to me

I'm

sorry for being weird I'm just Just
really gonna miss

you it's okay is it of course it is I
mean it's been just us two for forever

It's okay to freak out.

I'm not freaking out.

Okay.

Maybe I am a tiny bit.

It's just, from the moment you were
born, nothing else really mattered.

You needed me, and I had to be
everything for you.

But now you don't need me no more.

And I'm not sure where that leaves me.

I'll always need my mum.

Wherever in the world I am.

Make sure you see people.

Don't hide away.

Or I'll worry about you the whole time
and I won't enjoy myself at all.

Well, we can't have that, can we?

Promise.

Promise.

You don't have to put on a brave face
for me, you know. What other face would

put on?

When you left St Marie, I didn't know if
you'd ever find a job that made you so

happy again.

But you did here.

And it's okay to feel upset that it's
ending.

Look, I don't need a job to be happy.

So I've got you.

Besides, I'm going to start coin
collecting again.

Might make us rich.

Didn't Elias Cutler say that won't make
you happy?

He didn't have builders to pay, though,
did he?

Is that Margot?

We should get going.

Who's she with?

We don't want to miss Zoe. Wait, no,
hang on.

No,

Martha. Martha.

OK, I'm going to pop in.

Shall I put my bag to the driver in
there? I'm going to put the bag around

I think.

There she is.

Hi.

Everybody wanted to say goodbye.

Hi. Hello, Marco. Made it. Hi.

Hi.

Come here.

Right,

I'm just going to take my bag off. Yeah,
I'll call you.

Hi.

Have a wonderful time.

Oh, I'm so excited for you, brilliant
girl.

I'll be living vicariously through your
Insta, so plenty of stories, please. Of

course.

Open it.

My dad gave me that compass when I went
travelling, so that I didn't get lost.

Martha, are you sure? Of course.

It's for explorers.

And that's what you are now.

Thank you.

I love it.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye. Take care.

You are going to come home, aren't you?

No way.

Got everything I need to find my way.

When it feels like midnight Hurt too
much

Gonna come on

Mama.

Won't be the same around here without
Zoe.

Not to mention you, Inspector.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Agnieszka says you can't become who you
were meant to be by staying as who you

are.

That's quite right, Colby.

Is that... The Prodigal Map.

All you can see is a... pirate hat.

Yeah, well, from the build, I'd say
that's not Geraldine. Yeah, looks like a

man. Sanjeev?

Yeah, Margot, can you zoom in on the
pushchair, please?

That's a different type to the one
Sanjeev's got.

But he did have the smoke bombs.

I checked.

They're the most popular brand.

Anyone could have got hold of one.

And Geraldine knew the map was
worthless, so why would she send Sanjeev

it? So someone else stole it, realised
it was worthless, so they may as well

return it.

Oh, is that relevant at this stage?

The stolen item has been returned, case
closed.

I have a leadership catch -up session at
another station this afternoon, but

I'll be back first thing in the morning.

I take it you're going to clear this
desk before you go?

Well, I suppose I splendid I'll see the
rest of you bright and early in the

morning a new dawn Case

closer

really Well returned or not

The crime was still committed and still
needs to be solved, okay? Today.

Why would someone bother stealing
something only to return it the very

Unless... it does have value.

Or at least it did... yesterday.

Margot, can you call Geraldine, please?
Ask her how she travelled to London when

she got the second opinion on the map.

By car or by train.

Okay. Thank you.

How

did

it go? Oh.

I'm glad you're here, Councillor,
because I want to formally present my

resignation.

Oh, Kelby, no.

In solidarity with the Inspector, I've
decided to embrace this opportunity for

personal growth and move to pastures
new.

Which pastures are those then, Kelby?

I'm not sure, but green ones.

Hopefully.

I can't work with that Mr Smith.

He's a pen pusher. He has no idea about
real policing.

Should we tell him?

Is this about the inspector's leaving
party?

Martha, do you have one of those whey
thingies?

Gales? Yes, that's the one. Big ones.

Big enough to weigh this.

Aha.

Just as I thought.

It's only half the weight it should be.

How do you know?

Sanji said that he had to pay £250 in
excess baggage fees, at £25 per kilo, so

that the map and its frame should weigh
10 kilos.

So it's not the same map?

Well, I mean, it could be the same map.

That wouldn't have any bearing on the
weight, but...

What if it's not the same frame?

Someone switched it? Well, it's the only
explanation for the weight difference.

But why?

Yeah, that is the question.

Thank you.

No idea.

We're on.

Did you manage to speak to

Geraldine? Yes.

She said she travelled to London by
train.

Of course she did.

Can I borrow that?

Well, it's my thing.

What are you doing to it?

Old coin collector trick.

See, our ceramics, brass, like this
coin, it leaves a black streak.

Gold leaves a gold one.

See? Great.

So, the frame is not worth much, like
everyone said.

Not worth much now.

But yesterday's map, the map that Sam G.
brought back from Trinidad, weighed

twice as much as this one.

So, what does that mean?

Well, the frames are identical in every
single way, apart from the weight. So

the question is, what weighs twice as
much as brass?

Gold? Yes.

Yeah? Gold has roughly twice the density
of glass. It's always twice as much.

See, alliances.

Gold coins were never found.

Maybe because they weren't hidden.

They were melted.

Turned into everyday objects.

Like the frame holding his map.

See, Geraldine never cleaned it. She
liked its authenticity. So she never

realized what she had. But someone did.
Who?

The B -A -D -A -N -A -V -A Christie's
qualified professional who just valued

Tyler? Precisely. But he got a second
opinion. On the map, yes.

My bet is she removed the map from the
frame because it was too heavy to carry

on the train to London.

So the second valuer, he never even saw
it. But how did Tyler get into the

cabinet without a key? The answer is
two.

But that says 197B.

Yeah, which implies...

The existence of a 197A.

A second cabinet.

Two cabinets.

Two frames.

And two times that Tyler visited
Geraldine's house.

The first time he visited, Tyler spotted
that the frame was solid gold and

extremely valuable.

Now, he could have told Geraldine, sold
it, taken his 10 % commission, but he

realized, The Geraldine's display case
was identical to one he purchased a few

years before, from the same ship
clearance where Sanjeev bought his.

197A. A perfect twin to balance the
ship.

Like a life of two cannons.

And so Tyler spotted an opportunity.

Well, I love this. I've got some more.

So he returned to Geraldine's house,
offering to value more of her items.

But it was, in fact, to confirm the two
cabinets were identical.

In every way, including the key.

Tyler bought a ticket to the exhibition
and borrowed his persistent child's

pram.

Then all he had to do was start his
distraction.

Unlock the cabinet, leave the note, take
the map.

Why did he leave the note? Because he
wanted to make it look like a prank.

Someone pretending to be Elias' ghost.

That was crucial.

Because he never intended on keeping the
map.

He just wanted to swap the frame for a
brass one.

And then return it to us, thinking we'd
write it off as a joke and not bother

looking for the cult.

Crucially, no one would be looking for
the map.

So he could sell the frame on without
any suspicion and pocket the entire

proceeds.

Because he's a... Massive anchor?

Oh, hi.

You're back. We have a warrant to search
these premises.

You can't go back there. Please.

You can't go... Got

you.

Tyler Brigden, I'm arresting you on
suspicion of theft.

You don't have to say anything, but it
may harm your defence if you didn't

mention your question, something which
you later rely on in court. Anything you

do say may be used in evidence.

Yeah.

Do negative on visuals.

My dad was into his cop shows.

Surveillance is all about patience.

Waiting is the name of the game.

Suspect on the move.

That's not suspect, that's lunch.

Shouldn't have had that second cup of
tea.

Look!

It's like it's heading west. That's
east, Anne. Oh.

Oh, hello.

Target is hot.

Nicky O 'Leary.

Jerry.

You want to see it, Des?

Mm -hmm.

Of course you do.

That's the first time since the stroke
you've said my name.

Thank you.

Under our noses.

For years.

You feel a bit daft, don't you?

Mm -mm.

Oh,

I've missed you.

Well, just got time to clear my desk.

This can't really be it.

What are we going to do without you?

I think it's more a question of what I'm
going to do.

I've only had two jobs where I've really
fitted in.

Samarie and... here.

Sorry, you need to be getting home.

I don't really want to go home, to be
honest.

It isn't really home without Zoe.

Still, we're embracing change, though,
right?

Spreading our wings.

Reaching for the stars.

What happens when we crash back down to
Earth, though?

Hey.

Oh, thank God you're back.

There's an emergency at the town hall.

Oh, please, not you as well, Kelby.

I told Martha I don't want a leaving
party.

Come on, hurry up, quick.

You'd better go. I don't want to go.
Come on.

See you in a bit.

Right, let's get this over with, shall
we?

I'm not making a speech, and I
absolutely forbid anyone to cry.

Give him hell. What?

Ah.

D .I. Goodman.

You remember our hard -working,
dedicated members of the Police and

Right, um, yeah.

Hi. And, of course, you know Mr. James
Smith from Administrative Planning.

Mr Smith, lovely.

Sorry, what is happening?

That is precisely what I'd like to know.

I've convened an emergency meeting of
the Police Standards Oversight

Subcommittee. Please, take a seat.

What is he even doing here?

According to the off -boarding
timetable, he ceases to exist in

terms as of 5pm today.

Well, it is only 4 .51. Technically, I
still exist for nine minutes.

Then I'd better get on with it.

I've called you all here today on a very
serious matter.

That of police corruption.

Mr Smith, earlier this year you informed
D .I. Goodman that he would have to

lose a member of staff due to
unavoidable budget cuts.

The decision about who to lose, all
yours.

After much soul -searching, D .I.
Goodman made the noble decision to step

himself.

However, something didn't ring true to
me.

I first smelt a rat on a golfing day
with Mr Smith, where I noticed that he

very friendly with the D .I. of Heston
Morley Station, the only officer of that

rank invited to the event. Thank you for
your, uh, help.

Any time.

And when by happy chance I was
accidentally detained in the records

Shipton Harbour Station, I noticed that
your budget for the previous year

registered an underspend.

Whereas police council records showed
that Heston Morley had received an

increase in their annual budget of
precisely the same amount as Shipton

was being asked to lose from theirs.

Telephones, please. So I decided to
embark on some intelligence gathering.

My wife's out tomorrow night.

And I started to suspect.

But Mr Smith's budget decisions were not
entirely driven by operational

considerations. I know.

Margot, of course, is on very friendly
terms with her counterpart at Heston

Morley. You had a good deal to say about
her boss.

Detective Inspector Janet Wilson.

Oh, hello.

Target is hot.

There's a word.

for the use of public resources for
personal gain. And that word is

corruption. This is slander.

It's not slander if it's true, though,
is it?

I call upon this committee to censure Mr
Smith and return Shipton Abbott's

budget to its former level.

All those in favour?

Aye.

Perhaps this would be a good opportunity
for you to pivot toward a different

career pathway, preferably one heading
in the opposite direction to Shipton

Abbott.

Martha?

No?

Reinstated with immediate effect?

You know, I think I have the best mother
-in -law in the world. I'll need that

in writing.

Yes, okay.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Well done.

It's okay.

I think we should go and celebrate.

Come on.

X marks a spot where the true treasure
lie.

Hi, this is Zoe. Leave a message.

Zoe, what's this map about?

Call me back.

how and I don't know why.

Well I don't have many and I don't have
much.

In fact I don't have any but I've got
enough.

Cause I know those eyes and I know that
touch.

Zoe, right?

Her leaving gift, apparently.

If only it were that simple, eh?

Archie?

I think it is that simple.

It's just me that's complicated.

Esther. I made a mistake.

And I'm sorry.

Wow.

An apology from you.

You don't have to take the mic.

I think I do a bit.

I really am sorry.

About what, exactly?

For leaving you.

Which time?

Every time?

I know it's too late and you're with
Amelia now, but that's what I wanted.

That's what I needed to say to you. I
was wrong.

Ashley, I'm not with Amelia.

I mean, she's great. She's...

affectionate, well -grounded,
straightforward.

I know exactly where I am with her.
Sounds perfect.

Yes, she is.

For some reason, I'm irresistibly drawn
to complicated, sarcastic commitment

phobes who make me laugh a million times
a day.

But you have to be sure, Esther.

If this is just a reaction to Zoe
going...

And tomorrow you're going to wake up and
decide it's not for you again.

I am sure.

For you.

I'm sure.

For you all.

I'd say the builders are working late.

It's not the builders.

Hello. Hello, sir. Hi.

I can't have a leaving party now.

No, but you can have a stay -in party.

It's my favourite kind.

Oh,

champagne. Well done.

That's a joint effort.

Champagne? Oh, yes, please.

It's going to be fine.

Hi, everyone.

Just don't, OK? Don't.

Oh, we absolutely won't.

Yes, we will.

Sorry.

Archie. Humphrey.

Drink. Actually, I do have a bit of a
surprise myself.

Martha.

Thanks. Here you go.

Marvelous fix the lily pond?

He did.

Because it is now.

What? Yeah.

I sold it to him.

For enough money to fix our roof.

So we can move in.

But... She's starting her new life with
Marvellous. But we are starting ours.

Here.

You sure, Humphrey?

Absolutely.

It's sort of a leaving party after all.

To the Lilybond.

Not goodbye, but bon voyage.

Bon voyage!

Bye,

Lilybond.