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How's it going?
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Imperial Valley, let's go!
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Let's get those rigs tied.
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Vapes sealed, lips greased.
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I want all you beautiful
bastards lubed up
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and ready to
float for 1400.
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Attention, everybody.
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The Dew-bar is here for
all your float needs.
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Liquors.
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SPF 25 to 50.
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Pepto.
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Beef jerky.
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Imodium if things go south.
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Gravol if things go north.
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You name it, Dewster's got it.
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Cheers!
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The prodigal son
of Conch is here!
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The man, the myth, the Medhi!
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The Med man.
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Medhi, what can I get ya?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Today I'm the DF,
the designated floater.
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You know, boys, this'll
be the first float down
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I've done sober,
not shit-faced.
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I might even
remember this one!
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It's your lucky day.
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I have a fresh batch of my
home brewed non-alcoholic beer.
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Oh, that's nice, Leonard.
- Ugh.
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Listen up!
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I am not your mom.
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I'm off the clock.
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So if you find your drunk ass
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face down in a
lily pad somewhere
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that's between
you and God.
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Safety third, fuckers!
- Hell yeah!
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Toddler, you're
looking too sober.
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You're getting a
little head start.
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Mmmhmm.
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Where the fuck is Backwoods?
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Where the fuck is Backwoods?
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Oh shit!
- Oh fuck!
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That's Taser's kid.
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Are you guys touching
junk down there?
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Hi Sherry-Ann.
- Hi.
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No. We're just, um, we're
looking for coins in the grass.
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Pretty sure that's
not where coins go.
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Meat's on the move. Heads up.
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Meat is on the move.
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Yes sir.
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And the buns.
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Don't be a dirt bag!
- Did you wash your hands?
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Use the tongs!
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They fell into the water,
my dude!
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Those things are
crawling in dog shit.
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Chips coming in.
Flying in. Flying in.
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God, I love getting
banged up on the water.
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Let's go!
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Oh no, no, no, no!
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Dewey! Get off of me!
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Tase, my boy,
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it's a fucking masterpiece.
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Hands down the first and the
best four-man microbrew float
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to ever float this river!
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What's a "Frig-It", man?
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It's a beer boat, bud.
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It's a bit weird that Backwoods
didn't even text me back.
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Yeah, that is really weird.
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Maybe he's... dead?
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Jesus. That's where
your mind goes first?
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Maybe he slept in.
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's a car crash or
like a boating accident or,
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I don't know,
like a crossbow misfire.
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I don't know, Todd.
I'm brainstorming.
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I'm quite drunk.
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You stay hydrated, amigo.
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You too.
- Crossbow?
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I saw them making out near
the canoes when I walked up.
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Don't shit in your own nest.
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Constantly lying for them
is giving me fucking hives.
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Party time!
- Let's go.
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What the fuck's that, Leonard?
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There's an art to brewing
non-alcoholic beer
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that most laymen can't master.
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Lucky layman.
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Knowing the precise moment to
stop the fermentation process
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just short of-
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Flavour?
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It's like skanky kombucha
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With a hint of ass.
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Leonard, let's go.
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All right. All right.
All right.
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Plug your nose.
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Disgusting.
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Don't got all afternoon
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This thing's heavy, though.
Are you gonna help me?
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No, you got it. You got it.
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Maybe it's time you
quit spying, kid.
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Go build some
sandcastles or something,
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steal some
popsicles or whatever.
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I'll tell my dad and everyone
you were dry humping.
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What?!
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I'll scream it right now.
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Piece of shit!
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Unless you give
me some candy.
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Oh my god.
This fucking kid.
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Tell me about it. What?
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Are we getting
blackmailed by a child now?
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Yeah. For the second
time this month.
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Listen, you little hustler,
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I don't even
know what we have.
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Here. I've got Tums.
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I've got some lint.
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And I've got a moist ciggie.
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I'll take the dart.
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Ruthless.
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Don't smoke.
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Your father's
taught you well.
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I got a ciggie!
- Ruthless child.
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Sucker!
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What the fuck
are we gonna do?
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Well, I'm very flattered that
CornPulse is thinking of me.
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And you're okay
with the terms?
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Oh, the terms are great.
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Frankly, there's no
other VP candidate
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with your kind
of experience.
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We need to fill
the position ASAP.
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, she just doesn't stop.
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Chelsea, are you still there?
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Oh my god!
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Chelsea?
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Psycho bitch!
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Hello? Chelsea?
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I will punt your
face into the sun.
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Sorry. What?
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Nothing.
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I was talking to a seagull.
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I hate them.
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Okay, so do I.
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Right?
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So your answer is?
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I will let you know
by the end of the day.
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Thanks, Donnie.
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The almighty river...
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slow and wide.
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We come to you
drunk and fried.
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And as we float together
in a drunken dream,
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remember puke
ends up downstream.
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That's right, bud.
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I'm looking at you there.
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Let's not have a
repeat of last year.
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Yeah Dewey!
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Now normally Backwoods would
lead the shotgun start
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but apparently he had something
better to fucking do today,
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so Taser has
kindly stepped in.
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All right.
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Let the weed hit hard
and your vapes not sink.
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May nobody drown while
trying to, um, float?
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Drink!
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Ah fuck it!
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Beers at the ready!
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Yeah!
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Let's fucking go!
- Let's go!
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Let's go! Roll 'em up boys!
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Get your ass in the water!
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Heads up, everyone.
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Get the fuck out
on the river!
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Woohoo!
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Woo!
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Here fishies!
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Hey, Steph, where
the fuck is Auds?
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I haven't seen her
since we got here.
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It's weird she's not
out in the water, no?
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Yeah, uh, she's,
uh, totally I...
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She's...
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Sorry. Where
the fuck is she?
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Sorry, Todd. Just pissing.
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Can't speak and leak
at the same time.
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Wow! You guys got
it set up already?
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Yeah. We don't kid around
when it comes to drinking.
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Not for float down.
- Not for float down.
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Here you go. Yoinks.
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Aww. Thanks Conchie.
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You don't talk much,
do ya?
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Yeah. No.
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But he drinks a lot,
like more than us.
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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Hola.
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Mind if I park here?
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I wanna be close to the bar.
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No. It's wide open.
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Your usual.
- Thank you.
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You don't float?
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Well, someone's
gotta supervise.
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Plus, I know what's
in that river.
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Rusty lawn chairs
and mercury?
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Ooh, too soon, Rodd.
Too soon.
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Fuck!
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She won't leave me alone.
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Who's that?
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Jenn Conch.
She has no boundaries.
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You don't need that shit.
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She's lucky to have you.
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Come on, Homer. Come on.
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Do it.
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I said I wouldn't do
it anymore, all right?
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Do it! Do it!
- Come on.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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Ch-ch-ch-chuggggg it!
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How did Maureen
ever leave that?
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Yeah. How's it
going with her?
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Did she take your house yet?
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Nah, we're fine.
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Not planning on a second
or third wife there, Tase.
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Working on the fourth, buddy.
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Wait. Wait. What did he say?
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Nah, you wouldn't get it.
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Mind your own
beeswax back there.
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This current's brutal.
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I'm drifting.
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It's your float, man.
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You look like Jacques Cousteau
fucked a filing cabinet.
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Yeah. Some of us didn't
get the nod this year
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to join the Boyfriend Barge.
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Whoa. Hey! Take it easy.
- Hey buddy.
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It's your loss.
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I float solo, a lone wolf.
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You're not gonna float at all
on that piece of shit, Dew.
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Never mind.
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I gotta go throw a quick
wizard in the bushes.
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Piss where you are.
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You're in a river,
for god sake.
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Fish have to drink this water!
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It's disrespectful!
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A toast to you, my colleague.
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Commendable job
navigating sobriety.
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Delish.
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You know, it's got the
mouth feel of actual beer.
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Good memories.
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Your approval means
the world to me.
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You know, a lot of this NA
stuff tastes like horse piss,
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but you, Leonard,
are lord of the lager!
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Funny you say that.
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I was thinking of trying
to sell it online?
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I'm in. I'll be your
silent partner.
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We'll be booze barons, uh, like,
uh, I'll be George Clooney
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and you can be, uh...
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The other guy!
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Yes. You'll be the other guy.
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Top-up time.
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Oh. Got ya, got ya, got ya.
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I should float away forever.
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Nobody would notice
Dewey was missing.
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Ow! My leg!
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Son of a warlock!
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Ah! I'm stuck!
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Help. Anyone.
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Homer! Taser!
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Step-mommy?
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You know, you guys could
be a little nicer to him.
264
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,260
Dewey?
265
00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,470
Ah, he knows we're just
giving him the gears.
266
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,929
He likes it, man.
- Yeah.
267
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,808
All I'm saying is that he's been
around a lot longer than I have
268
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,394
and you'll let me on the barge.
269
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,313
I mean, it feels a little,
I don't know.
270
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,482
A little clique-y?
271
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,983
Is that another
word for bullying?
272
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,985
Are we the
"mean girls" of Conch?
273
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,071
Wicked.
274
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,279
I'll be Lohan.
275
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,406
When a few of the
other apprentices
276
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,990
asked to join the float
277
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,326
you guys literally said,
"Are they float material?"
278
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,327
Okay. No, no, no, no, no.
279
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,662
We have standards, okay?
280
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,247
This isn't a soup pot,
it's a stew.
281
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,165
You either bring the spice
or you get skimmed off.
282
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,667
It's not personal.
We're selective.
283
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,126
This isn't intramural soccer.
284
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,461
Not everyone gets to play.
285
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,171
Totally, man.
286
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,591
Oh my fucking god. Who am I?
287
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,342
You're Homer.
288
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,510
Fuck. Where's Dewey?
289
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,096
He's my shooter girl.
290
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,179
Taser's thirsty.
291
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,514
Come on. Float down!
292
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,351
Let's churn some water!
293
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,352
Paddle!
294
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,853
Woohoo!
- Come on!
295
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,857
What's up, Chucky?
296
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,113
Yeah! Keep the pace, people.
297
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,655
Let the river take us!
298
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,199
Woooo!
299
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,035
Almost there,
300
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,037
You got a light?
301
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,040
Help me.
302
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,209
What's in it for me?
303
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,712
Sherry-Ann! Are you smoking?
304
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,715
Don't make me parent
you in front of everyone!
305
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,469
I saw Backwoods and Audrey
making out under the canoes.
306
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,220
They were using
their tongues!
307
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,388
What a little tattletale.
308
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,514
You punk!
309
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,016
This is after I
paid her off.
310
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,726
Oh hey guys. Hey.
311
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,811
I was just peeing.
- Me too.
312
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,520
Yeah, urinating.
313
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,356
Just, uh, pee.
Separately peeing.
314
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,442
What in the fuck? My fuck!
315
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,943
Busted!
316
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,154
Yeah, I hate to break it
to you, Todder, but, uh,
317
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,488
Backwoods and your
sister have been banging.
318
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,365
WHAT?!
319
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,575
Shut up, Homer! You rat!
- A lot.
320
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,783
For how long?
321
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,244
Long time. Too long.
What? Total idiot. Yep.
322
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,370
Who knew about this?
323
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,747
I did.
- Me.
324
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,540
We did.
- I did.
325
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,750
I think pretty much everybody.
326
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,876
Jesus!
- We all did.
327
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,877
Yeah.
- They all knew?
328
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,254
Who didn't?
- Uh, over here, bud.
329
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,380
That checks out.
- Totally.
330
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,257
So you all lied
right to my face.
331
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,676
What kind of people are you?
332
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,260
The whole crew's been
taking bets on it.
333
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,928
You're the underdog.
334
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,264
Todd, sweetie,
can I get you a drink?
335
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,599
Actually, he probably
doesn't need another one.
336
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600
Uh-oh.
337
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,601
Red alert. Red alert. RED ALERT!
338
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,602
He's right pissed!
339
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,270
Betrayal! That's what this is!
340
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,064
An absolute fucking betrayal!
341
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,440
You two stay right
where you are!
342
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,609
Fucking chill.
343
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,611
Now Todd, have a little drink.
344
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:39,114
No, you lose some
weed outta my way.
345
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,116
Well, I think we missed our
chance to tell him ourselves.
346
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,117
Maybe we should
just tell him now.
347
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,118
I'm ready.
348
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,037
Backwoods, he fucking knows!
349
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,120
I know he knows.
- Run!
350
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,039
I'm fucking running!
- Goooo!
351
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,122
Fucking traitor!
352
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,082
Gotta go! Gotta fucking go!
353
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,249
Okay. Okay. Okay.
354
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,460
I'm coming for you, you
slutty piece of rabbit shit!
355
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,336
Piece of shit coming through!
356
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,381
You broke the bro code, bro!
357
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,428
What are you doing?
358
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:05,265
Uh-oh, I just did a no-no
with my thumb thumbs.
359
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,393
What?
360
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,229
I just sent the entire board
of Conch a pic of, uh,
361
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,437
el presidente.
362
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,106
Medhi, if I didn't
know any better,
363
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,066
I'd think you were wasted.
364
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,820
We're-we're falling behind.
Hurry up.
365
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,279
Row, boy. Row. Row. Let's go.
- Okay. Okay.
366
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,447
We were gonna tell you, I swea
367
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,573
Yeah but you fucking, did ya?!
368
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,616
Oh!
369
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,493
I hope you fucking drown!
370
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,452
I'm sorry.
I think I broke my big toe.
371
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,163
Good! I'm gonna fucking
break the other nine!
372
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,539
Oh!
373
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,457
Stop running around like a
scaredy bitch-ass pussy dick!
374
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,625
Lotta words in that insult.
375
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,626
Todd! Todd!
376
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,503
Todd, I think I love her!
377
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,795
What? You love me?
378
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,298
I thought we
were just fucking!
379
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,467
You love me now? Jesus!
380
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,803
Don't say the word "fucking".
381
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,971
I think I just threw
up in my mouth.
382
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:44,972
Fuck off!
383
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,223
Fuck! OW!
384
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,641
Conchie, get the
fuck outta the way!
385
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,352
You're ruining my buzz!
- Stephie! Fuck off!
386
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,230
Fuck again. No, no,
no, no.
387
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,109
Stop running away you
big fucking scaredy cat!
388
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,401
Paddle me over there.
389
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,487
No one is the boss
of me, Toad Stool!
390
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,114
Actually, I am
your goddamn boss!
391
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,281
Ah fuck off!
392
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,867
Jesus! Ah fuck!
393
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,368
Get back over here, Backwoods,
394
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,161
so I can punch your
fucking head in!
395
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,495
Get outta the way!
- Get over here!
396
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,496
You're nuts!
397
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,707
Let go of me!
- No, no, no. Todd!
398
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,043
Best buds don't lie about who
they're teeing off on, bud.
399
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,293
We were gonna tell you
400
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,170
but you're not the
easiest guy to talk to!
401
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,006
Bullshit! I'm perfectly
easy to fucking talk to!
402
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,550
No, you're not.
- Not true, bud.
403
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,842
We don't do emotions!
404
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,178
We do beers, bongs
and that's fucking it!
405
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,722
Boys, let the fuck go of me.
406
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,348
The fuck off Frig-It!
407
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,307
Let me up! Come on!
408
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,349
It'll be fine.
409
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,476
Come on!
410
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,353
Ahhh!
411
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,189
Sorry. My bad.
412
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,357
Un-fucking-believable.
413
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,691
My vape!
- I got you. I got you.
414
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,194
Where's my vape?
415
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:46,200
Uh-oh. I think I'm just
about to do a no-no.
416
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,369
Oh.
- Oh my god, my eyes.
417
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,372
Medhi's got his ass out!
418
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,540
Asshole!
419
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,541
I go my vape!
420
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,542
What were you thinking?
421
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,543
That's my sister!
422
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,045
Ah! Not his face!
423
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,880
Save yourself!
424
00:13:59,005 --> 00:13:59,881
Fucking stop it!
425
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,131
Go fer it, bitch!
426
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,883
Ah, there he goes.
427
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,343
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
428
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,511
What?
429
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,887
Nice one, Todd!
430
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,847
Make sure your elbow's
in the water, man.
431
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,391
Who wants to crowd
surf with me?
432
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,230
What's up with Medhi?
433
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,189
Sunstroke?
434
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,190
Medhi's down!
435
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,692
Call the medic!
436
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,901
Oh shit.
437
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,403
Bev, are you drunk?
438
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,238
Not even a glow.
439
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,242
Oh no.
440
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,577
Oh shit!
441
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,912
Oh Todd, do your worst.
442
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,706
I don't care.
I can't fucking move.
443
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,915
That was awesome!
444
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,293
Dewey woulda liked
that one.
445
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,920
Dewey? Where's Dewey?
446
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,005
Dewey! Here. Come on!
447
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,799
It looks like made the right
choice staying on land.
448
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,300
No kidding.
449
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,428
I better go see if
they broke anything.
450
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,267
Well, well, well.
451
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,435
There ya are.
452
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,685
Oh boy.
453
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,604
You done? Huh?
- Ah, fuck! Holy fuck!
454
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,106
Why is everyone
hitting me?
455
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,274
Stop it! Ow!
456
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,775
That's for making our drama
everybody else's problem.
457
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,444
What the fuck was
that about? Huh?
458
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,779
You two fighting because he
likes her and she likes him?
459
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,864
You knew?
460
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,782
Oh, every fucking body
knows about Audwoods.
461
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,409
You gotta be a fucking
moron not to know.
462
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,452
That's nice.
463
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,786
So there's even a name for it.
464
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,122
Your family. Family doesn't
handle shit like this.
465
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,081
He lied to me.
466
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,416
She lied to me.
467
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,418
There's a lot of fucking
lies flying around.
468
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,961
So what?
469
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,463
I pretended to have
shingles for a week
470
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,674
to avoid telling your mom I
lost the house at a casino.
471
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,425
We move on. Like we did.
472
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,469
We all moved on
473
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,802
to that house where we had
to replaced the shingles.
474
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,304
Holy shit.
This is full-circle, isn't it?
475
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,473
That's what happened to
our house growing up?
476
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,933
Todd, the point is, so what?
477
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,977
No more casinos, Dad.
478
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,646
Yeah. I'm sorry.
479
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,190
How did you even find me?
480
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,649
You realize this
is my day off?
481
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,652
So I have you on the
"Find my Co-worker App"
482
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,447
just in case I need to
track any of my minions.
483
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,491
That crosses so many lines
484
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,450
personal, legal.
485
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,659
I don't even know
where to start.
486
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,579
A lady as powerful as moi
just doesn't have the time
487
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,081
to play hide and seek, Chels!
488
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,500
You don't have power, Jenn!
489
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,878
You inherited it like a spoiled
kid with daddy's credit card.
490
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,005
Oh honey, I am the bank.
491
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,383
And with Daddy gone,
492
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,385
I get to choose the
"favourite" and guess what?
493
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,386
I choose me.
494
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,511
Ah, I'm done with you.
495
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,806
I'm done with you,
you narcissistic twat!
496
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,182
And guess what?
497
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,519
I quit.
498
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,021
I feel like I
just took a big shit.
499
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,356
I want something stronger.
500
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,857
Anybody have any tequila?
501
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,317
Where are ya, Dewey? Hey!
502
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,319
You can come on the barge!
503
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,486
We will let you
be Lindsay Lohan!
504
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,654
Totally, buddy!
505
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,697
Dewey!
- Dewey!
506
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,199
There's Dewey!
- Dewey!
507
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,702
Oh. No. False alarm.
508
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,537
That's just Conchie getting
his tongue workout in.
509
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,496
Go buddy.
510
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,418
Like it. Damn. Don't
mind us. Let's go con.
511
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,587
Whoa, you're still here?
512
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,505
Please little girl...
513
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,506
Help me.
514
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,549
Dewey! Dewey!
515
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,051
Hey buddy, where you at?
516
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,345
I'm here.
- Dad!
517
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,222
I'm here.
- I got eyes on him.
518
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,015
He's in bad shape
but he's alive.
519
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,641
Good work, daughter!
520
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,310
Dewey, blink twice if
you still want to party.
521
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,354
Let's go, boys. Let's go.
522
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,730
Careful with him. He's fragile.
523
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,235
He said yes!
524
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,862
He said yes, Taser.
- We're coming for you, Dewey.
525
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,904
Careful.
526
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,905
Get me outta here.
527
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,949
Get him up! Get him up!
528
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,451
You came back for me?
- Let's get you untangled.
529
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,077
We got you.
530
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,913
So I guess there's
a small chance
531
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,083
that I may have
overreacted a little bit.
532
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,376
A lot of beers and
I snapped, man.
533
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,419
I was seeing red.
534
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,379
I mean it's...
it's fucking weird.
535
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,881
Right. Kinda like
536
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,758
your best friend's
dating your sister weird.
537
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,259
Pretty much exactly that.
538
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,927
And it's just so
graphic in my head.
539
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,305
We just didn't know
how to tell you.
540
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,513
You don't need my blessing.
541
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,931
And I don't know if I
can stop picturing it.
542
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,600
Maybe I'll be okay.
543
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,602
Nope. Just saw it again. Fuck!
544
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,645
It's a good picture.
545
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,481
Okay, well maybe this is
just as good a time as any
546
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,273
to tell you that I'm-
547
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,399
You're not fucking pregnant?!
548
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,609
What?!
549
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,944
I need my own space.
550
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,322
Oh. Okay.
551
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,948
I don't know. Maybe it's time
for you to start sharing
552
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,034
that hot tub with someone
that you're not related to.
553
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,954
I think we're ready for both of
us to switch things up a bit.
554
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,955
Hmm...
555
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,122
Whoa. Boss lady.
- Great.
556
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,290
Stop following me!
557
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,458
I'll pay you more.
558
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,002
Oh, CornPulse is
tripling my salary.
559
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,628
Yeah. I'll double it.
560
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,629
I'm done.
561
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,964
Wait. You're leaving Chelsea?
562
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,132
No, no, no. Not yet.
563
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,300
Chels.
- You're one of us.
564
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,426
You can't.
565
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,471
Chelsea boss lady leave?
566
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,307
I love you guys
but it's time.
567
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,976
I'm gonna call Donnie
and let him know I except
568
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,521
CornPulse's offer for VP.
569
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:30,651
Oh no, Chelsea, don't
leave. Donny not for this.
570
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,111
Ow. Jesus.
571
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,988
Well that was a
Conch phone so...
572
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:34,989
Worth it!
573
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,990
You corporate Judas!
574
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,327
You were like my sister
and my, my right-hand lady
575
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,497
and like the only person who
knew all my computer passwords.
576
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,623
I know all your
passwords, Jenn.
577
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,542
Not now, Janet.
578
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,460
Well consider this
my two weeks notice.
579
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,714
Consider
this my offer
580
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,508
to pay for all your future
plastic surgery needs.
581
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,509
What?!
582
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,968
I know a great
boob guy in Tulum.
583
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,679
I can get ya on a plane tonight
and have you perky by brunch.
584
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,514
How did your head get
so far up your ass
585
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,098
that you think new
titties is what I'd want?
586
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,392
Everyone loves new titties.
587
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,393
What? Am I right here?
588
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,518
I mean...
589
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,020
Fuck! Titties! Yeah!
590
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,980
Todd will be a
great replacement
591
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,023
for Site Manager.
592
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,400
Fuck that, Chelsea.
593
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,817
You run our refinery.
594
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,028
You're more of a Conch
than she'll ever be.
595
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,112
You earned it.
596
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,573
You worked your bag off
to get where you were.
597
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,657
You're not some idiot that
had it handed to her.
598
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,743
Oooh.
599
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,368
Speak the facts, Todd.
600
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:25,205
That is a lovely bag
though, Jenn, so...
601
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,375
You know, Chels, you're
right about one thing.
602
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:32,171
The Site Manager's office
should have a Stool nameplate.
603
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,172
Damn straight.
604
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,214
Finally, Todd!
605
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,717
You! Audrey Stool.
606
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,052
Hmm?
- What? Who?
607
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,720
Huh?
608
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,722
You've just been
officially promoted.
609
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,057
Congratulations.
610
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,224
Whoa, hold on a second.
611
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,393
Wait. What?
- What the hell?
612
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,895
I just got my union card.
613
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,855
Boom. And now you're
management, girl.
614
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,565
Wow. That is so fucked up.
615
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,858
Yeah. Can she
actually do that?
616
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,611
Isn't it amazing, Todd,
617
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,737
how fast you can
climb that Conch ladder
618
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,615
when you don't
insult the owner?
619
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,075
Effective immediately,
620
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,078
Audrey Stool is our
brand new Site Manager.
621
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,537
Let's go, Janet.
- Un-fucking-believable.
622
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,039
Okay.
- Janet!
623
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,749
What the hell?
624
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,585
Todd's sister's Todd's boss?
625
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,588
Congrats, I guess.
626
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:15,965
Hey. No offence, but Audrey?
627
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,967
What the fuck is
happening right now?
628
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,098
Ugh. Tummy troubles.
629
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,266
Get it out.
630
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,268
Ugh. Must have been
something I ate.
631
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,436
Now sip a little
more Near Beer.
632
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,816
The, the dandelion and goji
have restorative properties.
633
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,948
Leonard, if it wasn't
for your friendship,
634
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,742
I'd be right back
on the sauce.
635
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,953
I'd probably be bent over
a picnic table puking my gu-
636
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,788
guts out.
637
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,915
Leonard. Leonard.
Get over here.
638
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,792
You took our real
beer by accident,
639
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:52,710
full of actual alcohol.
640
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,421
Yeah. This is your
stupid Near Beer.
641
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,423
which is why I'm
stone cold sober
642
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,715
and not the one making
out with Conchie!
643
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,217
What? Oh no!
644
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,636
To my esteemed...
- What is he doing?
645
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,013
Conch Board of Directors,
646
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:08,308
in regards to the earlier
image of my penis.
647
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:13,314
It was a private medical image
intended for my urologist
648
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,316
A routine mole check.
649
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,819
Turns out my doctor's email
650
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:23,700
is shockingly close to
all of yours.
651
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,159
Uh, time to move on, eh?
652
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,494
Forgive and forget.
653
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,665
And, uh, speaking
of hard to forget...
654
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,791
my penis!
655
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,501
Wait. What?
- My glorious penis!
656
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,961
No! Stop! Stop it!
657
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:36,880
Stop it!
658
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,179
Put your dick away, Medhi!
659
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:49,309
♪ Lighting up our lives
660
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,478
♪ Those patio lanterns
661
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,608
♪ They were the
stars in the sky
662
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,028
♪ Those patio lanterns
663
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:03,740
♪ Lighting up our lives
664
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,700
♪ Oh, those patio lanterns ♪
665
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,211
♪ And I was stuck on Joy,
that was her name
666
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,380
♪ We didn't talk much
667
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,841
♪ She was a nervous girl ♪
668
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,594
Hey Chelsea, this is
Donnie from CornPulse.
669
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,221
I'm just checking in.
670
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,225
Hello? Chelsea?
671
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,185
Chelsea? I'm waiting.
672
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,520
♪ Dancing to an old song
673
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,564
♪ Bobby Vinton's
Blue on Blue
674
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,740
♪ Who was gonna be ♪
675
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:57,669
♪ Under those
patio lanterns ♪
676
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,967
Those patio lanterns
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