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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:19,980 Here, let me help you say bye. 2 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,360 Yes, totally. Thank you. You're welcome. 3 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,740 Happy home! 4 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,140 It's so funny the small things you miss when you're away from home, like a day 5 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:33,140 nap on the sofa. 6 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,460 You must be exhausted, but wait till later. 7 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,160 I just ordered a pizza for us. 8 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,420 I really want to go to that music festival. 9 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:44,180 Wasn't your fiancé supposed to be flying with you today? 10 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,120 Long story short, we're not together anymore. 11 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,500 No? 12 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:53,580 Let's just say she has a lot of soul -searching to do before she asks another 13 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:55,180 woman to marry her. Oh my goodness. 14 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,860 What a relief. 15 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:00,860 How so? 16 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:07,740 Well, your mom nearly shit a brick when you told her A, you were gay, and B, 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:13,820 you're getting married in the spring, and my dad thinks that he's in denial. 18 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:15,020 thinks that you're just going through a phase. 19 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:21,100 I didn't get that impression at all. I thought they took it really well. 20 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:23,940 Whatever you say. 21 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,140 I mean, I think that they're just glad that they're going to get the old Ivy 22 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:30,520 back. The old Ivy? 23 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:32,540 I've always been the same. 24 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,120 Scarlett, I haven't really talked to you in a while. 25 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:42,700 Are we okay? Are you okay with me being this way? 26 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,960 Of course. Of course. I'm okay with you. 27 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:51,700 Why wouldn't I be? I mean, I think we're just all confused. 28 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:57,560 You know, you were straight, then you were gay, and now you're single, and we 29 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,700 just don't know what you are. 30 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,320 I mean, I don't know, Charlotte. I think I'm just me. 31 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:14,260 Well, I guess we should just get all this weirdness out. 32 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:17,410 Right now and figure out the bedroom situation. 33 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:19,710 What's wrong with our room? 34 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,750 Did it turn into an office or something? 35 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:25,530 No, but he's going to sleep in our bedroom. 36 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:31,850 I mean, I could sleep on the couch and you could just sleep in the bed. It's 37 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:32,850 fine. 38 00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:37,210 Why would you not sleep in your bed in our room? 39 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:41,230 I mean, I guess... 40 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:45,910 We could. No, no, no. I get it. You think I have lesbian cooties. I'm going 41 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:47,650 infect you with my lesbian cooties. 42 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:55,570 It's like you think my lesbianism is painted on me, and if I touch you, 43 00:02:55,570 --> 00:02:56,570 going to be infected. No. 44 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:57,970 That's not it at all. 45 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:03,010 I'm going to get my lesbian cooties painted on you. Stop it. You freak. 46 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:07,010 You're being so immature. 47 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,250 I'm going to get my lesbian cooties. Oh, my God. 48 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:15,340 Maybe I should kiss you with my lips that have been all over vagina. 49 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:19,900 You're being stupid. 50 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:23,500 Oh, Scarlett, how can I help myself? 51 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:27,740 Ever since I became a lesbian, I have no restraint with beautiful women. 52 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,460 Stop, you're being weird right now. 53 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:43,140 Your ego is too much, Scarlett. 54 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,720 Hopefully you can come down to Earth soon. 55 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,540 In the meantime, I'm going to put my bag in our room. 56 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:22,100 Hey, Ivy? 57 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,720 Does the light bother you? 58 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,520 No, I was nearly asleep. 59 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,900 Oh, sorry. 60 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:34,020 Just having a hard time going to sleep. 61 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:44,140 Ivy? 62 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:45,620 Hmm. 63 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:50,690 How did you know you were a lesbian? 64 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:59,070 I don't know. I just fell in love with a girl. 65 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:04,690 Do you remember Miss Pomelo in our English class? 66 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:08,250 I heard that she was gay. 67 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:12,570 Did you think she was pretty? 68 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:16,030 Did you? 69 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:18,820 No. 70 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,880 Shut up. 71 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,580 Turn the light off, okay? I want to wake up early tomorrow. 72 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:33,220 I mean, how do you know if your ex -fiancee wasn't brainwashing you into 73 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:36,680 lesbian? I mean, you weren't a lesbian before. 74 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:38,940 Scarlett! 75 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,020 It could happen, you know. 76 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:47,220 You know, you've always been easy. What do you look for in a guy? 77 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,140 Well, lots of things. 78 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:55,120 He has to be tall, strong, big hands, good eyes, funny, smart, 79 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:59,360 politically... Tall, strong, big hands. 80 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,980 Wouldn't you say you're the thing for someone to protect you? 81 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,640 Well, I guess so. 82 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,160 It makes sense. That's a primal instinct. 83 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:13,980 A woman needs somebody to make her feel safe and protected. But what if you 84 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:18,460 found somebody that met all of your emotional needs and also you felt so 85 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,660 by them that you felt protected somehow? 86 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,420 I don't know. I guess it makes sense. 87 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:27,240 So your ex made you feel safe? 88 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,560 Definitely. I didn't know she was into girls when I met her. 89 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,240 Or that I was into girls. 90 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:37,490 But we just... We're really close friends and got closer and closer and 91 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:42,830 passion just kind of builded. And then one day it just snapped and we collided. 92 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:48,210 And I just have to believe that love like that could happen to anyone. 93 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:54,150 Well, what if I asked you to do me a favor? 94 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,970 Kiss me like you kissed her. 95 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,710 You know, just to make sure I'm straight. 96 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:03,450 Never. Why? 97 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,140 You don't think I'm sexy? 98 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:08,340 You're very pretty. 99 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:10,980 What? 100 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:12,920 I'm not hot to a lesbian? 101 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:18,800 I'm not going to speak for all lesbians, Scarlett. I don't even know if I'm 100 102 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,420 % lesbian. Well, maybe you should just see me naked or something. 103 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,300 Tell me if you have the urge to... Stop it, Scarlett. 104 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:32,920 You have no idea how offensive you can be sometimes. 105 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,220 No, no, no, it's alright, it's alright. 106 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,580 We'll just go to bed and forget this conversation ever happened, okay? 107 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:52,340 Yeah, sorry, it's weird, it's just, it's all weird. 108 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,880 We should just go to bed now. 109 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:58,720 You're not weird, okay? 110 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,160 I'm, I'm just dishonest. 111 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:13,480 When you kissed me, I just, I knew it was supposed to be silly, but I felt 112 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,480 something. 113 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:15,940 Oh, my God. 114 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,040 I gave you lesbian cooties. 115 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:26,500 No, Ivy, no. Like, don't laugh at this. I'm being serious. I think I'm a 116 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:31,760 lesbian. I read lesbian erotic stories, and I like to imagine the characters as 117 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,760 if I know them. 118 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,400 But I fantasized about you before. 119 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:44,380 loved and protected with you, and... You fantasized about me? 120 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:46,980 Kiss me like you kissed her. 121 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:52,520 I mean, I won't bring it up again if you don't want to, and you can just pretend 122 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,300 that you never even asked that question. 123 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,960 Mrs. Pomelo and I used to have a thing. 124 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,680 No. 125 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,060 Yeah. 126 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,760 Pomelo. 127 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,660 Can I show you what she taught me? 128 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:10,820 Okay. 129 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,370 NO! 130 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 is how she showed you. 131 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:01,940 She never did that. 132 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:42,130 came together I 133 00:26:42,130 --> 00:26:48,530 think lesbian 134 00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:49,870 cooties is the real thing 135 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,010 We're ready to make out now. 136 00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,150 Are you going to wing a bit? 137 00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:04,410 Yeah. 138 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:12,670 Okay. Okay, so do that little kiss and then back up. Wow. 139 00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:14,290 And we'll do a cut. Okay. 140 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:21,030 I don't even need, no, I don't even need food. I just eat pussy. 141 00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:26,790 It's my favorite song. It's so weird how rappers say pussy. Have you heard? 142 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,670 They're like, drown in the pussy. 143 00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:49,730 I can't 144 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:54,510 find it out. 145 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,350 Okay. 146 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,020 And go. 10676