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to Arms to Arms the British are coming
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the British are coming to Arms to
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Arms in America in 17th 75 most of us
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Americans were afraid of the British oh
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but of course some Americans they
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weren't afraid of them at
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all reie
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baby it's safe he's going to fight your
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regiment at
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Lexington good
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sh yes back in those days the American
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Amic woman admired the Englishman for
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many things for the Smart Way dressed in
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contrast to their beat neck American
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husband also the Englishman was so
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proper he always did the so proper thing
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at the so proper time brisk instant tea
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My Dear Reggie baby you think of
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everything not quite my
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dear lovely shot old man
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help my cup darling
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wi well that's how it was with the
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Englishman in the American woman and
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unfortunately for us American men it's
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still going on
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today this is the story of an Englishman
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Bruce Patterson who was a neighbor of
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mine during the time he was associate
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professor of archaeology at a California
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University
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oh
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a
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oh no listen listen miss Helen bushill
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well-known West Coast fashion designer
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today announced her engagement to
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British archaeologist Bruce Patterson no
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it can't be impossible Mr Patterson at
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present is is associate professor of
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archaeology at California University I
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can't believe that yesterday he was so
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wonderfully old well they aren't married
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yet let's draw straws to see who kills
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her really miss turner oh Professor I'm
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sorry I I hope you'd be very happy not
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if you draw the Short Straw oh Professor
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Patterson yes Miss B kington I will
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sincerely wish you and your beautiful
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miss bushmill The Very Best of British
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luck thank you Miss Pilkington naturally
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you would
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understand now where do we leave off oh
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yes the Jolly Old Crow magnum
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man goodl looking fellow isn't he uh
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very much like the Modern Man except for
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the fact that uh he as you noticed has a
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gap there man gradually progressed
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Through the Ages and became more and
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more civilized the the teeth became
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gradually more even and the Gap
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disappeared I rather think it gives him
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something in a
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way there is a theory that the gaps were
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used to make animal noises bird noises
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uh as signals and also to decoy other
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birds and animals um I don't this is
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purely a theory of course I don't know
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whether it's true or not but I have
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carried out some personal experiments
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and at least I do know that it's
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practical for instance an English linit
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Finch I hope we'll forgive me if giving
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bad Professor Bruce Patterson lives on
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the beach in Santa Monica in a house he
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rents from his fiance Helen bushmill who
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is in Paris on business viewing in new
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fashions I live in that elegant trailer
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on the left here I am doing what I
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usually do when I'm not studying law or
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chasing girls speaking of girls I happen
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to live with this underslung female who
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is named Jessica after an underslung
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Maiden Aunt of mine Jessica also is very
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fond of the professor just like most
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American Girls American girls really dig
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the professor's bry's
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charm oh good afternoon
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Jessica don't tell your master I'm home
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I've got some papers to correct but
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maybe Jessica is mercenary knowing the
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professor is an archaeologist she
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probably figure someday he'll come up
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with some bones for
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her
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but here in this bachelor flat on the
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Pacific the professor can relax and get
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away from all those Amorous college
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girls he can brw his tea and dream of
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getting married for the first time to
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Helen bushmill the professor thinks that
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Helen also is getting married for the
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first time but unfortunately Helen like
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most women hasn't told him everything
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about her past especially one little
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thing that just happened to have
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happened 17 years ago
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mother
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mother
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mother
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Bruce all my love just just you
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forever man he played one
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he
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hey
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professor Michael yes I'm in the bedroom
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I brought our telephone back oh thanks
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helped yourselves to a refreshing glass
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of soda water you read what's left to my
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mind sweet of you Professor what's sweet
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I mean it was sweet of you to build a
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dog house for
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Jessica dog house is just
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arriv ah I'll be a bone a bone the leg
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bone of a dinosaur catch it around here
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did you as a matter of fact I came
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across it purely by accident while I was
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digging last summer in an area quite
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somewhere from their natural habitat I
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sent it to Baxter of Oxford he says this
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is between 57 and 58 million years old I
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drink to that Professor but you've
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goofed you're uh out of scotch there p
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in the cabinet over
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no Scotch but lots of gin I'm sure it's
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there that must be
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cracking fantastic devil someday I'll
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write a book about them got the perfect
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title for you raising dinosaurs in your
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backyard for Fun and
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Profit careful Michael what he dog sorry
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it's difficult to find decent shrunken
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heads these these days your troubles are
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over Professor I have got a laundry that
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can shrink anything which reminds me I
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got to pick up some shirts got a hot one
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on for tonight oh and I was buzz off I'm
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dining with Professor bman not to
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mention his lovely lady
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wife Bowman that's the guy that's
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competing against you for the same
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digging ground huh not much competition
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I'm afraid the college are bound to give
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him the ground he's got seniority and
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he's a most excellent
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man do you know Michael if they did give
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me the grant h and I could go digging
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for the rest of that fellow in the
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desert on our
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honeymoon
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what you see when Helen gets back from
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this trip she and I plan to spend a
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whole year together just
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digging sounds cozy just you two and
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sandflies Jessica what on Earth are you
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doing shame Jessica and you just had
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dinner a very naughty dog come on
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sweetheart you don't care whose heart
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you break do you but Michael this is a
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very valuable B it's you or me Professor
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either you get a smaller bone or I get a
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bigger dog come
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Michael did
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you that you
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Michael
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Jessica what are you doing in
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there what the
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devil no don't be angry I I didn't do
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anything you must be one of my classes
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classes no no no class
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you you must be prehistoric maiden or
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young but willing and if so where's your
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shovel go put stop to this nonsense once
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and for all all the same you sexm minded
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college girls I've never been to college
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explain all that to the
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police what are you doing to me no you
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let me out of here
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no let me
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out oh you rud
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what are you
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no you there operator no give him the
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police I've got a wayward girl here I'm
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not one of your
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students never
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mind you're not really one of my
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students really
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oh very sorry I can easily make mistakes
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you know all you girls look alike dress
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alike and act
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alike who are you
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then
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Libby
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Smith where do you come from Miss
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Smith originally or
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lately I mean what are you doing in my
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is this your house well I pay the
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well I came looking for some food see I
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haven't eaten since yesterday and and
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I'm awfully
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hungry really
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hungry
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well never mind I'll find someplace else
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to no no no no no no no if you're really
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hungry I couldn't possibly turn you
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nowh where's the kitchen right
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here oh uh by the way I'm uh do forgive
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me but I was just oh that's all
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right I I'm Professor Bruce Patterson
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hope you'll forgive me for treating you
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so harshly but believe it or not young
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women have done this sort of thing
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before oh it was really my fault I
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shouldn't have sneaked in like that but
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it looked like such a Friendly House and
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that picture in there she looks so
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friendly that's my f and she is friendly
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well I was finished dressing let go for
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the fridge have all you want and then uh
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run along
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eh why haven't you eaten since yesterday
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I ran away from boarding school well why
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didn't you go back to your parents'
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house it's just my mother I don't think
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she wants me
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around having a daughter my age probably
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makes her feel old oh that's rotten oh
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well you'll have to go back to boarding
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school won't you stay right
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here I wanted to stay in my own
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house I'm going to be honest
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what wasn't a boarding school I ran away
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from it was a juvenile delinquent
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institution the cops are after me I'm on
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the run brby
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baby what did you say hey it's your
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proud of them legs ain't you sorry
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didn't have time to Dr cute but not the
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L they're wearing never mind about that
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tell me about the cops I mean the police
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well that's why I couldn't eat nothing
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what if I went into one of them eating
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joints they would have spotted me like
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that I'd have been sent back and beaten
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all over you mean they beat you you want
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I should show you my black and blues no
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no no all right pretty good chicken TV
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dinner you cook it no no no I didn't now
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listen to me Miss Smith fiance is a good
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cook my my fiance didn't cook it oh you
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going to girl that cooks for you huh
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legs I thought guys only played around
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after they got married now look listen
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me listen I don't around that chicken no
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than that chicken was cooked by an
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elderly cleaning lady who comes here
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every
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week Crums what you scared of I'm scared
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I'm AF feared I I mean I'm afraid
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anybody finding me like this with an
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attractive girl like you you think I'm
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attractive huh Miss Smith would you mind
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getting out of here he listen that's the
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otherly cleaning lady to tell I like
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beef Str off we never get that at the
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delinquent
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Factory
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ohy baby
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God just like my old lady to make a good
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hair you both hate kids look I don't
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hate anybody now I hide in my bedroom
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then where are you going to sleep young
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lady I happen to have a reputation this
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R you're going to keep
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it keep all right legs
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legs
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coming
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[Music]
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coming
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coming hi you
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beautiful what's all the roet about
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having a party no no no I I'm all alone
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ooh not anymore I brought a few
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goodies baked them in my own little oven
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just for you excuse me you must have the
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wrong house oh don't you worry about a
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thing little mood
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music got
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little mot smells
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candle
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light go and pick these
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myself please you you must have lost
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your
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way this is my
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specialty AES them that
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is here we
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go
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oh Martini time
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oh yeah are you want to like classes me
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I'm too dumb for college you you can
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call me glce now I sit down and tell me
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how you got that are cute gray in your
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temples that's white by now now look
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Miss um glus stay there Jesse call me
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when glattus gets here I'm just going
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for a drink is Junior coming
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here are you
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he thinks so um where am I going to hide
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oh he's got such a temper oh what are
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you doing oh my my dinner you're ruining
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me Mom did you make a boo boo hide in
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the
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C in the closet I can't get in here your
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clothes are too fat what hide in the
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bathroom the bathroom
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oh I go no I need a drink yes just help
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help yourself I I've got to finish
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dressing I'm made for dinner me too s
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has promised to bring some food over
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hasn't shown up yet how about
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that get it get
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it who is
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this is this the woman you're going to
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marry I hear you're just stringing the G
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along to get free rent Qui please hey
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professor I just remembered something
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Michael just a minute just a minute I I
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Chang it
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oh what are you
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doing under the bed oh the bed no one
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ever asked me to do that before can I
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come in a second just a minute
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put okay Michael
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yeah
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what's the matter Professor don't you
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like me anymore no that's not sry M
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little JY what do you want what you want
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the laundry it was closed I I was just
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wondering if I could borrow borrow
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anything like
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borrow what hello Professor Patterson
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well did you forget oh no no no no no
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drct Bowman the dinner party no I'm so
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sorry I've been detain detain your dry
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martini is allow to get
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damp what's detaining you oh um oh most
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interesting dinosaur bone I I dug up in
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a most unexpected Place
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really where did you find it oh that
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were pret telling not
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Michael what you Bo are you I told you
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the laundry was closed I want to borrow
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a shirt Shi
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go boy that was fast
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somebody's ringing on my door knob I
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mean Somebody's knocking on my doorbell
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Micha go and see who is Will yeah what
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is I'll be with you in a half an hour
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all right
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Professor din din he's found a dinosaur
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bone glis D hello
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there is he gone beautiful you are
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window Professor there's a Bobby out
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here that wants to talk to you about
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some kind
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of Professor I just want
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to
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thank you thank
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you I said there's a Bobby out here
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Bobby who
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please po
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polyps you're not edgy you're over the
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edge
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yes officer you live here yes at
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night I'm so sorry of course Bruce
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Patterson Professor Bruce Patterson I
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see now you call about a wayward girl
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yeah Wayward girl oh no no oh no no no
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somebody call him this number and then
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cancel the call are you sure it wasn't
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you oh no no no it wasn't me my call
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have you been using the telephone I
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don't get rid of wayward girls I collect
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them who's he I sir really a wayward
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customer of this quaint Old Pub he he's
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a neighbor of mine well actually right
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next door do matter of fact I see well
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you mind if I look around oh please do
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please you got a search warrant do I
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have a what a search War see the law
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clearly
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states see he he's studying law yes by
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all man me do please look around in here
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in the
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kitchen excuse me if I finish dring wear
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a jacket a dinner jacket with it when I
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out to dinner with some friends and I
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suppose I want ready to go if you excuse
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me thank you thank
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you
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lawyer Dy hello
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there Dy hello
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there Dy Dy are you there hello there
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come on
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oh I was just having some fun see how
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much fun we can have
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[Applause]
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together who does he think he's
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kidding you're so wonderful not cheating
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on a friend I can't wait till you two
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become
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enemies thank
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[Applause]
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you
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well hello there
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eloping yeah I got a in Here Come
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On Wayward please get out of here before
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that polican findly cleaning lady bring
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my beef string off huh never seen her
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before with a bit of luck I'll never see
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her again oh you come
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on buy yourself some food hey this a
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whip hey are you for real hey I'll tell
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a gang never to Rob this house all right
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you're a knce oh what a than for the
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love
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[Music]
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C gladus hi Junior just the Wayward girl
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you called about no no that's my wayward
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girl yeah then what was she doing
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outside his back window his back window
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your back window got the feeling she
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just climbed out of that window climb
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all right now Professor what's going on
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here oh I was just coming over to keep
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our date um is this professor Patterson
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no oh you said you were going to
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introduce
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us Professor Patterson glad
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schmidl
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Professor Charming coule
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here loud the night isn't
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it you ever seen one of these before
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something isn't it it's a a dinosaur the
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shin it reminds me of the story of the
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dinosaur the Three Dinosaurs I don't
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know you know they were called foot foot
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foot foot foot and foot and one day foot
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foot foot and foot foot and foot were
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playing and foot said to foot foot foot
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foot I not feeling very well and foot
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foot said to foot foot foot foot foot
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foot did you hear foot isn't feeling
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very well so well cut it it St short
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foot died and several weeks later or it
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might have been months I don't think it
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matters very much story at all foot foot
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foot and foot foot were playing and foot
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foot said to foot foot foot foot foot
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I'm not foot foot foot said I'm not
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feeling very well so F said I do hope we
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recover because we've got one foot in
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the grave
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already did you notice how nervous
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Professor parison was all evening yeah
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like a dinosaur on a Hot Tin Roof yeah I
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couldn't get a thing out of him but that
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man never goes below the pedol lithic
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age where did he find a dinosaur
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bone well you don't suppose that
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Englishman discovered it here in
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California in Santa Monica Lally in my
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own backyard I'm glad he found it I
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dispose all couldn't handle it where did
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he oh where did
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he
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[Music]
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Dear
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Professor thanks for the loan but I
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never take money from strangers unless I
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steal
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it PS don't worry I found a place to
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sleep
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[Music]
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hello oh
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Paul how are
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you oh lunch I am afraid I can't I've
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got to go to a
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showing Libby no she's in
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school
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later
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well yes I'll be
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there
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[Music]
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okay
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Helen
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oh how good it is to see you hurry I
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have a surprise for you yeah I have a
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surprise for you
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too every time I climb those stairs they
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get higher oh shy you look Lovelier than
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ever you're a charming and a lying
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friend oh no no no I mean
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it now we both have
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surprises which one
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first
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yours oh Paul it's lovely
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lovely oh not my work my
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models it's yours a gift from the artist
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who adors
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both mother and
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daughter why did it have to happen this
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way Dad Dad D dad
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[Applause]
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dad
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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what happened the professor cooking
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breakfast we eat
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sweetheart hey
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teach
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over here
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teach
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morning hey what's that you're
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00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:56,120
wearing
569
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:58,919
morning merely a device for keeping the
570
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,320
Sea Mist out out of my hair why you
571
00:33:58,919 --> 00:34:04,399
sacking out
572
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:07,320
here cuz someone was sacking in my bed
573
00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:10,440
but there's a big couch in there this
574
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,639
way Miss Smith nobody can say we slept
575
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,520
under the same
576
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:20,159
roof anyway I made you some
577
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:22,919
Child come on Jess we eat
578
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:28,879
crumbs come
579
00:34:22,919 --> 00:34:28,879
on be quiet he must know you're here
580
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,399
give me
581
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,399
these hey
582
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:50,040
professor hey professor Michael run out
583
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:54,200
of the store I'm out of the mil milk
584
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:57,480
milk yeah milk milk get me some uh
585
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,800
couple of quarts you know the big quarts
586
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:03,119
the L
587
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:05,880
size hope you know what you're doing oh
588
00:35:03,119 --> 00:35:08,760
yeah now keep stressed and go before he
589
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:10,960
comes back was that jerk anyway H jerk
590
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,599
yeah a very nice fellow temporally out
591
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,040
of funds he lives in the trailer in the
592
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:18,200
front he was here when I rent to the
593
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:21,599
place s e no I like him and he respects
594
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:23,760
me you're kidding well I I have no
595
00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:26,000
intentional disillusioning him so please
596
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:29,160
Goen I didn't know how you liked your EG
597
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:32,040
so I'm made you three 1 minute eggs two
598
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:35,160
two minute eggs and one three minute egg
599
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:38,640
and fried scramble and
600
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:40,400
post be teach no no thanks very much I'm
601
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:43,480
too nervous to eat I going to get off a
602
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:45,800
fat living here living here well I slept
603
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,200
here yeah I stepped out there who's
604
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,800
going to believe you listen this is a
605
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:53,800
good Hideout Ace and I'm shacking up
606
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:57,560
till the Heat's over so relax Brucey
607
00:35:53,800 --> 00:36:00,800
baby that sweet adorable child of
608
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:04,040
yours any man would be happy to be her
609
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,440
father what's wrong with him there's
610
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,839
nothing wrong with
611
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:12,760
Bruce it's all my
612
00:36:07,839 --> 00:36:13,920
fault see I just didn't get around to
613
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,240
telling him that I'd already been
614
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,520
married so it was pretty hard to bring
615
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:20,720
up a 17-year-old
616
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,720
daughter an
617
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:28,720
archaeologist what did you mean him in a
618
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,720
cave not really I rent it in my be
619
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:32,680
house and where was
620
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:40,880
Libby away at school well you must tell
621
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:44,000
him about Libby oh I intend
622
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:47,680
to of course it may scare him
623
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,680
away I may lose
624
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:14,910
him
625
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:16,510
[Music]
626
00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:20,069
[Applause]
627
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:20,069
[Music]
628
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,839
yeah hello
629
00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:31,599
there oh oh it's you Junior well Junior
630
00:37:29,839 --> 00:37:33,240
would just like to tell glattus that she
631
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:36,960
forgot something in the englishman's
632
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:39,079
bedroom last night what are you uh what
633
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:41,400
are you talking about then the cop was
634
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:44,440
right you were in his bedroom last night
635
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:47,560
all right suppose the cop was right you
636
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,800
don't owe me Junior that's all I wanted
637
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,800
to
638
00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:58,599
know
639
00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:10,599
[Music]
640
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:21,599
[Music]
641
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:29,240
hi a I say I would like some privacy
642
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,440
while I'm dressing I knew you were
643
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:33,400
dressed I already pee Through the
644
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:35,200
Keyhole ah they're still wet never get
645
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,319
drip dried do we you tell me that you
646
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,040
left those things in full view of
647
00:38:36,319 --> 00:38:42,560
everybody yeah oh what's the
648
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:44,240
use and where you going Miss Smith I
649
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,560
cannot force it be a VCT because
650
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:47,560
darkless you would accuse me of
651
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,920
manhandling you yeah I figured it pretty
652
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,240
good the papers are full of Lous men and
653
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,760
an innocent little girl
654
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:57,800
precisely in the language of your world
655
00:38:54,760 --> 00:39:00,800
I'm up the Diabolical Creek
656
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,680
hey no no wait it ain't that bad I tell
657
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,359
you what I'll do if it gets too do
658
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,240
droppy out there I'll give you my bed
659
00:39:04,359 --> 00:39:08,359
and take the couch okay I'll tell you
660
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:10,880
what I'll do Miss Smith you can have the
661
00:39:08,359 --> 00:39:10,880
whole place to
662
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,400
yourself what are you mean Ace I mean
663
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,040
that I am going to an hotel where I
664
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,680
shall have proof that I have not been
665
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:23,040
Consulting with
666
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,040
you D
667
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:30,400
Smith oh oh boy did I underestimate you
668
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,520
you and your sanctimonious yak yak about
669
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,480
love and marriage and all this time
670
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:36,680
you're playing around with my glattus
671
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:40,400
glattus Michael dos absurd absurd huh
672
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,400
all right blighty explain
673
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:00,839
these
674
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:03,960
exhibit a exhibit B these your honor are
675
00:40:00,839 --> 00:40:08,599
the property of one gladus schmidlap the
676
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:11,960
prosecution rests its case yeah live
677
00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:14,560
Michel your honor may I suggest that the
678
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,920
prosecutor gets himself glasses Heaven's
679
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:20,800
Sake Michael gladus couldn't get into
680
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,800
that and is this Gladis
681
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:32,040
it uh
682
00:40:28,119 --> 00:40:36,240
couldn't be gladus is it uh it's padded
683
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:38,800
too where did you get off you got your
684
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:40,640
nerve patted A little dab of cotton and
685
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,520
you call it patted who who's the small
686
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,480
one with the big mouth Michael I know
687
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,359
you're not going to believe this but I
688
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,680
don't know who she is she broke in here
689
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:49,520
last night she slept in my bed last
690
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,040
night without my permission of course
691
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,720
she say she escaped from a Reformatory
692
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,240
for delinquents where they beat her and
693
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:58,800
she's got the black and blue marks to
694
00:40:55,240 --> 00:41:00,440
prove it look Miss Smith please she this
695
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,280
is the name she gave Miss Smith for the
696
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,119
last time in front of a witness will you
697
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,520
please put on your clothes and go D bro
698
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:08,280
you want me to get a chess called or
699
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,839
something or pneumonia maybe even double
700
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,960
pneumonia funny goodbye Michel I'm get
701
00:41:11,839 --> 00:41:15,520
just a minute I want to ask you a few
702
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:18,160
question you think gr I intend to find
703
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:20,480
out I'm his lawyer you a lawyer huh
704
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:22,359
quite right I you're studying law you're
705
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,079
my first
706
00:41:22,359 --> 00:41:26,599
client
707
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:30,720
now what's your name why don't you you
708
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:30,720
go get another drink you're
709
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,599
nutty small stuff you're alone here with
710
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,800
two grown men anything can happen so
711
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:39,880
answer the
712
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:43,000
questions all right all
713
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:44,240
right all right what your name liby
714
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,920
Smith what'd you get sent up for
715
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,400
stealing and they beat you yeah I got
716
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,480
the bruise I'd like to see him
717
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,920
Michael as your lawyer I feel I should
718
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:55,040
be able to view the evidence however if
719
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:57,240
you don't want to see her bruises I do
720
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,880
not all all right so you got something
721
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,680
up foris stealing pring what we stole
722
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,480
cars who's we the gang how'd you get
723
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,200
into the gang I met a guy and then what
724
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,839
he introduced me to the rest of the gang
725
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,079
and you started stealing we call it
726
00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:08,599
borrowing and then you started ducking
727
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:10,520
the police yeah and the professor here
728
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:11,839
he's your py yeah and if he throws you
729
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,280
out you got him in your big mouth and
730
00:42:11,839 --> 00:42:15,119
say you spent the night that's it
731
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,680
Clarence Professor unpack your bags
732
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:20,440
you're not going anywhere clar I mean
733
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,480
Michael for one moment I thought you had
734
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,920
the makings Professor I said to unpack
735
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:27,359
your bags now miss uh Smith yeah Smith
736
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,319
you couldn't have spent the night here
737
00:42:27,359 --> 00:42:31,240
prove it I can because I didn't see you
738
00:42:29,319 --> 00:42:34,520
here how could you see me when I was in
739
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:35,720
his bed because I was in bed with him
740
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,480
the professor was having one of his
741
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,400
nightmares I was here giving him hot
742
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:42,359
milk so you couldn't have been alone
743
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:45,160
with him I am his
744
00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:49,119
witness that's a lion
745
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:53,000
lie now you prove it well I got a
746
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:58,160
witness that your girl glattus she was
747
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,160
under his bed last night glattus under a
748
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,800
bed oh ridiculous no no no you're not
749
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:09,079
going to cause trouble between us allies
750
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:09,079
that's right allies goodbye little
751
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,800
Smith well Professor you better pop off
752
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:20,400
the class you're going to be late you
753
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:22,520
know I'll stay here wait till she goes
754
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,200
lock up all that well thank you Michael
755
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:28,079
you know you really do have the makings
756
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,079
of a very good barister
757
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:36,480
with me gone who will be your
758
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:40,680
witness oh professor
759
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:44,200
she's just a kid exactly I'll drop you
760
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,200
off at your class
761
00:43:45,359 --> 00:43:49,119
but well good morning Professor
762
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:52,800
Patterson Professor
763
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:54,359
bman a neighbor of mine Michael peski oh
764
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,079
how do you do sir
765
00:43:54,359 --> 00:44:00,440
hello well how did you sleep last night
766
00:43:57,079 --> 00:44:02,280
Professor F fine I thought you might
767
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:06,319
have been up all night looking for the
768
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:08,200
rest of your dinosaur hardly it's a nice
769
00:44:06,319 --> 00:44:10,680
oh yeah nice me
770
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:13,480
youas I'll be seeing you again uh
771
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,480
Professor bye
772
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:19,200
Professor got it go you and Bowman after
773
00:44:17,359 --> 00:44:20,760
the same thing right the university
774
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,160
Grant yes and if you get in trouble and
775
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,079
he's got the grandpa sure trouble yeah
776
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,319
sort of like a scandal like a teenager
777
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:29,440
oh but my the professor and I are in
778
00:44:27,319 --> 00:44:30,760
Friendly competition just remember that
779
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,720
kid is in your house with that old bone
780
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,480
that he's so interested in I flatly
781
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,720
refuse to believe it why do she go there
782
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,040
why does she pick your place why does
783
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:40,720
she want to stay there now
784
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:44,040
think mhm it did press rather a lot of
785
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:45,480
Martinez on me last night aha see now if
786
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,359
you'd come home stiff and found that kid
787
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:50,599
there who knows you're English but
788
00:44:47,359 --> 00:44:52,839
you're you're human thank you Michael
789
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:54,359
will you do me a favor will you drive
790
00:44:52,839 --> 00:44:58,280
straight back
791
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:58,280
home here's the key to the
792
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,240
door
793
00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:21,720
[Music]
794
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,880
B four
795
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:27,880
bars got to be Jane
796
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,880
Mansfield
797
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,319
all right Jess where is
798
00:45:34,839 --> 00:45:37,839
she
799
00:45:42,359 --> 00:45:46,400
Libby
800
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:48,400
liby boy am I glad you're still here I
801
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,319
thought you'd gone I am gone I'm out of
802
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,160
the house you lied to get me out I had
803
00:45:50,319 --> 00:45:54,119
the professor's my buddy but don't you
804
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,599
worry honey no I won't worry but but
805
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:58,640
listen I talked him out of putting you
806
00:45:55,599 --> 00:46:00,359
out you can stay see yeah why'd you do
807
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,480
that well because honey because you're a
808
00:46:00,359 --> 00:46:04,079
the name's Libby sorry for slim now come
809
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,640
on now sit down come on come on sit down
810
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:09,920
now look please
811
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:13,839
please now I'll tell you why you escape
812
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:15,599
from Reformatory right yeah right well
813
00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:20,119
if you are innocent then you won't have
814
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:23,280
to go back and um if I could prove that
815
00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:26,599
um they beat you then uh we'd have
816
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:31,599
ourselves a case wouldn't we simp is
817
00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:35,160
that well if you did keep me out of jail
818
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:37,640
I don't know how I'd ever repay you
819
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:40,079
oh even if you were rich I wouldn't take
820
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:45,200
any of your money no no
821
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:45,200
no well I'm just a kid
822
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:54,800
yeah well all I could give you is
823
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,550
some Childish thing like
824
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,970
like
825
00:46:56,550 --> 00:47:07,369
[Applause]
826
00:46:57,970 --> 00:47:07,369
[Music]
827
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:19,119
did he molest you child not him he's got
828
00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:19,119
a terrible overbite huh that's a
829
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:29,319
relief one more let's be childish again
830
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,800
you
831
00:47:29,319 --> 00:47:33,960
are so was I childish to listen to you
832
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,839
to think that Dr bman a scientist and
833
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,040
gentleman will behave with such
834
00:47:35,839 --> 00:47:39,960
foolishness luckily I just arrived in
835
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,200
time before you could harm that child
836
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,520
child that's no child it's a 40-year-old
837
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:46,200
dwarf it takes time to learn how to kiss
838
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,200
like that I can't throw you off a
839
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,599
property Helen gave you parking space
840
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,920
for that mobile sex wagon of yours she
841
00:47:50,599 --> 00:47:54,480
also gave you free electricity and water
842
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,720
in exchange for which were supposed to
843
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,520
have done the chores I've tried to
844
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:00,040
emulate H's generosity by being kind to
845
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:03,359
you but in future stay out of my house
846
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,359
out of my bar and out of my
847
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,640
way
848
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:35,699
[Applause]
849
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:44,360
[Music]
850
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:49,880
so I stole cars I was a Jag expert you
851
00:48:48,079 --> 00:48:53,799
know those Jags get a lot of loot from
852
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:56,640
the used car dealers
853
00:48:53,799 --> 00:48:59,480
mhm you know Sam Basel
854
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:02,599
buub Basel buub yeah the grinning
855
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,359
Irishman he advertises on TV oh no no
856
00:49:02,599 --> 00:49:05,599
I've only been here for 5 months so I
857
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,520
thought haven't got around to your
858
00:49:05,599 --> 00:49:10,000
better
859
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:13,640
programs oh that's too good beel bub
860
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:17,119
bought all the Cs that I
861
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:19,960
stole ah here he comes the our student
862
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:21,200
in for his TTY not anymore what do you
863
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,400
want
864
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:27,760
Michael I I've come to the bar's over
865
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,799
there banister barer all right big deal
866
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:33,040
so you can
867
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:33,040
spell you're loudly kiss her
868
00:49:35,599 --> 00:49:39,040
though what is it
869
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:45,160
Michael one thing you said before is
870
00:49:42,799 --> 00:49:46,960
right I did promise Helen I'd do the
871
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:51,240
chores in exchange for free parking
872
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:53,480
space mind if I begin Helen meant raking
873
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:55,400
the leaves and Shing the caterpillar's
874
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:58,400
out of the garden you know perfectly
875
00:49:55,400 --> 00:50:00,119
well well Mrs oon does the housew work I
876
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,960
know but I'm emotionally insecure going
877
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:05,319
all out Libby and I are also going out
878
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:09,599
going out where we
879
00:50:05,319 --> 00:50:09,599
see he well I better get
880
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:13,119
dressed come on
881
00:50:17,359 --> 00:50:24,200
Jess like I'm sorry I lost control of
882
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:26,000
myself today it's okay Professor I I
883
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,760
really am sorry it was Miss I'm becoming
884
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:31,400
of
885
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:35,000
me when I uh finish with the floors you
886
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:38,119
want me to turn her bed down H oh uh no
887
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,920
no she she's not coming
888
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:44,680
back I I'm taking her out for buite to
889
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,680
eat and then to the sh
890
00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:54,440
station there's nothing like a nut
891
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:56,119
burger with chili sides on it yeah there
892
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,920
isn't is there
893
00:50:56,119 --> 00:51:00,920
glad you're enjoying
894
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:04,680
it I like being with
895
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,680
you I enjoy your
896
00:51:05,839 --> 00:51:12,520
company this is a crazy car I feel like
897
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,520
I'm driving with no
898
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:18,359
hands I'm beginning to see why that
899
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:21,000
woman you're marrying went for you I
900
00:51:18,359 --> 00:51:23,160
don't know why she did but I'm certainly
901
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,359
glad she
902
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:27,760
did where are we going
903
00:51:26,359 --> 00:51:29,839
we'll be there in a
904
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:32,680
minute
905
00:51:29,839 --> 00:51:36,079
dancing uh not exactly
906
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:36,079
now I like
907
00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:43,010
[Music]
908
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:48,400
surprises sheriff station
909
00:51:53,799 --> 00:51:59,160
mhm you want me to to go in there you
910
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:07,000
must well it was a good nut burger with
911
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,000
chili siid on
912
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:14,920
it I thought you enjoyed my company
913
00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:14,920
please don't make it more
914
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:19,960
difficult don't worry I won't involve
915
00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:24,280
you of course you won't you f may I kiss
916
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:27,280
[Music]
917
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,280
you
918
00:52:28,410 --> 00:52:43,040
[Music]
919
00:52:43,799 --> 00:52:50,359
daddy yes Miss would you know when the
920
00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:54,240
next bus LS for Berkeley in about an
921
00:52:50,359 --> 00:52:57,240
hour thank you is there anything
922
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,240
wrong
923
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,920
leby come
924
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:15,079
here come
925
00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:17,200
on what are you doing here I knew you
926
00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:18,319
wouldn't turn yourself in yeah I hate to
927
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,480
see a kid out in the cold when I got a
928
00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:22,240
nice warm trailer you think I'm 15 or
929
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,680
something it kills me to say this but I
930
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:26,119
promise no passes and the professor he
931
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,000
won't know you're that
932
00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:30,559
where would you sleep I'll take Jess's
933
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,440
bed oh come
934
00:53:30,559 --> 00:53:36,480
on why would you want to do it because
935
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:38,040
I'm a crazy mixed up kid true besides
936
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,520
justess barked at you four times now
937
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:43,620
what does that mean she may never do it
938
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:52,030
again I want to be
939
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:52,030
[Music]
940
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,160
sure
941
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:14,119
you said you enjoyed my company I do I
942
00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:18,160
do you said you enjoyed my company I do
943
00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:21,400
I do you said you enjoyed my company I
944
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:23,040
do I do you said you enjoyed my company
945
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,880
I do I
946
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,720
do then why you send me back
947
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:31,680
H you could have made an honest woman
948
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:38,540
out of me I had to they beat me
949
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:38,540
[Music]
950
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:47,359
here did they hurt you liby no I wore my
951
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:51,359
rubber GLE H I wore my rubber
952
00:54:47,359 --> 00:54:51,359
GLE oh good
953
00:54:51,760 --> 00:55:00,400
sh I'm going to get out of here h
954
00:54:55,839 --> 00:55:03,040
no no you mustn't you mustn't I'm not
955
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:06,559
already I'm not only going to steal
956
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:09,640
jagar I'm going to kill all J
957
00:55:06,559 --> 00:55:12,920
ders no no Li you mustn't you mustn't
958
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:16,040
yeah yeah yeah now get up no no
959
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,240
Li okay blubber if it hadn't been for
960
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:22,720
legs you might have lived
961
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:22,720
longer say don't kill
962
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:30,400
blabber Li me don't kill Mr blabber baby
963
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,599
don't kill
964
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,680
blabber
965
00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:39,359
liby liby
966
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:44,960
liby don't kill BL Libby put that gun
967
00:55:39,359 --> 00:55:47,400
down stop liby go you BL bullet hurt go
968
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:50,400
TR BL
969
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,400
liby
970
00:55:51,039 --> 00:55:56,559
Li
971
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:59,200
I'm sorry I sent you back to the for AR
972
00:55:56,559 --> 00:56:03,359
it very sorry hey well that's all right
973
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:07,559
cuz I didn't go I'm still here hey teach
974
00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:10,319
hey you didn't shoot that lovely Mr Bel
975
00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:10,319
did you
976
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:16,440
what you you escaped with your with your
977
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,000
um rubber
978
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:21,760
girdle
979
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:24,200
girdle hey you must have had a bad
980
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,839
dream what are you doing here huh well
981
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:28,920
you were screaming
982
00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:32,039
M where were you well I was out sleeping
983
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,839
in Mike's trailer oh you sure were
984
00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:36,400
screaming Professor
985
00:56:33,839 --> 00:56:39,920
yeah what were you doing in Michael's
986
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:42,480
trailer sleeping but listen I don't like
987
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:45,160
his bed it's too lumpy so I think I'll
988
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:47,799
move back in and take the couch and if
989
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:50,640
you have any bad dreams I'll make you
990
00:56:47,799 --> 00:56:53,079
some hot milk all
991
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:56,880
righty come on
992
00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:56,880
kids NY night a
993
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,319
M
994
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:12,319
you uh just a moment
995
00:57:13,559 --> 00:57:19,200
please yes we were able to get you on
996
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,359
the next plane to New York oh thank you
997
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:24,280
flight
998
00:57:20,359 --> 00:57:27,200
729 it leaves in 1 hour thank you thank
999
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:30,580
you very very
1000
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,580
[Music]
1001
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:42,599
much guess
1002
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:45,119
who Mrs Roberts I never have known I
1003
00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:47,920
won't be Mrs Roberts very long my
1004
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:51,319
husband and I have called it a day so my
1005
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:52,559
nights are free and Helen's away so your
1006
00:57:51,319 --> 00:57:55,559
nights are
1007
00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:58,200
free I'm late for class
1008
00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:58,200
goodbye Mrs
1009
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:05,200
Roberts and this is deck whitting Hill
1010
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:08,119
inviting you back to our first run
1011
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:11,359
second feature the trial of Mabel Smith
1012
00:58:08,119 --> 00:58:11,359
turn around Jess you're going to like
1013
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:19,920
this your name Mabel Smith and you claim
1014
00:58:18,319 --> 00:58:22,359
the reason you escaped from jail was
1015
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:25,240
that you were beaten do you want to see
1016
00:58:22,359 --> 00:58:27,359
my bruises that won't be necessary
1017
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:31,240
why were you in jail in the first place
1018
00:58:27,359 --> 00:58:35,880
for stealing for stealing what we stole
1019
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:37,760
cars we who's we the gang how did you
1020
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:41,880
get in the
1021
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:43,920
gang I met a guy he introduced me to the
1022
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:46,400
rest of the gang he introduced me to the
1023
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:50,240
rest of the gang and you started
1024
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:56,720
stealing we called it borrowing or what
1025
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:56,720
we called it borrowing uhuh uhhuh
1026
00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:20,639
[Music]
1027
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,640
d
1028
00:59:30,260 --> 01:00:11,409
[Music]
1029
01:00:13,590 --> 01:00:24,880
[Music]
1030
01:00:23,559 --> 01:01:53,419
oh
1031
01:00:24,880 --> 01:01:53,419
[Music]
1032
01:01:53,440 --> 01:02:01,050
oh
1033
01:01:54,630 --> 01:02:02,620
[Music]
1034
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:21,340
[Applause]
1035
01:02:02,620 --> 01:02:21,730
[Music]
1036
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:25,880
[Applause]
1037
01:02:21,730 --> 01:02:30,400
[Music]
1038
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:31,960
oh Professor what are you doing changing
1039
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,839
attire Miss
1040
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:38,359
turner oh I see and then you're going to
1041
01:02:34,839 --> 01:02:42,240
put on your spare tire that's right Miss
1042
01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:44,119
Turner how interesting hardly I mean
1043
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:46,279
it's it's interesting that you always
1044
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:49,599
carry two spare
1045
01:02:46,279 --> 01:02:51,440
tires Miss Turner I only carry ones per
1046
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:55,799
tire like everybody
1047
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:57,799
else well then you're wasting your time
1048
01:02:55,799 --> 01:03:00,880
Professor Miss
1049
01:02:57,799 --> 01:03:03,680
Turner I don't wish to appear rude but
1050
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:06,680
would you please leave me and my puncher
1051
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:10,640
alone okay Professor I'll leave you and
1052
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:14,760
your two punchers
1053
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:14,760
alone I wonder what you meant by
1054
01:03:23,279 --> 01:03:26,279
that
1055
01:03:41,119 --> 01:03:44,359
Crums Miss
1056
01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:53,279
[Music]
1057
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:56,279
Turner D dig you it's TR to keep the
1058
01:03:53,279 --> 01:03:56,279
road
1059
01:04:00,839 --> 01:04:04,839
this turn out you asking your mind
1060
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:08,079
Professor I can't sleep nights because
1061
01:04:04,839 --> 01:04:11,880
of you take kills Miss turna Professor
1062
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:15,760
kiss me kiss me or scam go ahead scream
1063
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:21,520
I can scream like B Davis no no no don't
1064
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:21,520
scream like B Davis and kiss me kiss
1065
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,200
me
1066
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,720
you missed a place do it where the
1067
01:04:36,359 --> 01:04:40,720
lipstick
1068
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,720
is
1069
01:04:41,559 --> 01:04:47,920
pleas why
1070
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:50,200
Professor oh Mrs Roberts come in sweet
1071
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:52,440
it's drinky time no thank you very much
1072
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:56,039
I'm just leaving leaving you're not
1073
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:59,240
leaving I only took our ology to be near
1074
01:04:56,039 --> 01:05:00,640
you miss Turner one of my students you
1075
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,920
must be a good
1076
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:06,359
teacher oh thank
1077
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:08,039
you
1078
01:05:06,359 --> 01:05:12,880
professor
1079
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:15,720
professor do you realize that I I even
1080
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:20,000
let the air out of your tires just to be
1081
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:20,000
near you thanks for the lift M
1082
01:05:23,079 --> 01:05:53,079
turn
1083
01:05:24,730 --> 01:05:56,079
[Music]
1084
01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:56,079
yeah
1085
01:06:17,119 --> 01:06:26,000
hi hi where you been Barrister school
1086
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:26,000
when can we talk car
1087
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:30,559
borrower hey what's the patch for you
1088
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,200
breaking out again come on let's talk
1089
01:06:30,559 --> 01:06:33,839
you're not going to catch anything here
1090
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,760
I
1091
01:06:33,839 --> 01:06:37,760
know but I do keep
1092
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:47,920
trying oh hey I got a big one get
1093
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:54,559
it give me that hold on go it now hold
1094
01:06:53,039 --> 01:06:58,760
on
1095
01:06:54,559 --> 01:07:00,480
oh hold on my hey come on give me it's
1096
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:03,240
my I got what do you mean who's pulling
1097
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:07,440
him in you got him I got him first you
1098
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:07,440
can't even hold on to the phone watch
1099
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:17,480
out help I can't
1100
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:25,920
swim
1101
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:55,920
I
1102
01:08:17,319 --> 01:08:21,239
liby you're worst than L Turner he
1103
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:25,839
almost
1104
01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:25,839
drowned what I'm giving you artif
1105
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:32,920
respiration get a fire department right
1106
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:51,640
yeah you stiner why till I tell the
1107
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,799
Professor what are you going to tell her
1108
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:56,080
your Helen's
1109
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:57,279
daughter what are you talking about I
1110
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,400
should have noticed the resemblance
1111
01:08:57,279 --> 01:09:01,520
right off you're beautiful just like
1112
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,520
your
1113
01:09:01,759 --> 01:09:08,400
mother and I'm nutty about
1114
01:09:05,239 --> 01:09:10,799
you you're nutty period where'd you get
1115
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:14,359
to key the attic that door is always
1116
01:09:10,799 --> 01:09:14,359
locked it was
1117
01:09:14,839 --> 01:09:22,719
you please don't say
1118
01:09:18,199 --> 01:09:25,000
anything not for me but for my
1119
01:09:22,719 --> 01:09:27,279
mother
1120
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,279
all
1121
01:09:27,759 --> 01:09:32,040
right it's a deal thank
1122
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:42,520
you coming lie
1123
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:42,520
down thanks for saving my
1124
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:51,679
life what is
1125
01:09:52,719 --> 01:09:57,080
this
1126
01:09:55,159 --> 01:10:00,000
the fire chaps are coming but I'll sure
1127
01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:02,880
be happy when the PO motor gets here I
1128
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,880
could use a little
1129
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:09,719
myself come on you chaps okay kid we'll
1130
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,719
take
1131
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,640
over
1132
01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:42,989
[Music]
1133
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,869
[Music]
1134
01:10:52,640 --> 01:11:13,569
to
1135
01:10:55,460 --> 01:11:13,569
[Music]
1136
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,560
he
1137
01:11:29,930 --> 01:11:38,539
[Music]
1138
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,560
he
1139
01:11:56,750 --> 01:12:02,449
[Music]
1140
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480
get
1141
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:56,320
what L it could
1142
01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:58,880
be what do you looking for my bone it's
1143
01:12:56,320 --> 01:13:01,000
missing missing now how could that bone
1144
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:03,400
be missing I don't know somebody must
1145
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,600
have taken it it couldn't just walk away
1146
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:07,400
why not it's a leg bone Michael that is
1147
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:10,639
a very important bone I want to show it
1148
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:10,639
to Dean Curly
1149
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,800
tomorrow
1150
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:19,840
Michael you don't think
1151
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:21,239
that Jess took it come on Professor Jess
1152
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:25,360
likes her she's not going to take your
1153
01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:25,360
old bone are you Jess huh
1154
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:33,679
Jessica looks very
1155
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:36,520
guilty if she did take it she would have
1156
01:13:33,679 --> 01:13:36,520
left traces in the
1157
01:13:39,679 --> 01:13:43,960
sand there you are she did drag it
1158
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,360
away
1159
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:02,000
oh come on don't just stand there
1160
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:12,410
where hello Professor
1161
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:20,400
Patterson oh hello Miss pilham Lovely
1162
01:14:12,410 --> 01:14:25,280
[Music]
1163
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:25,280
there there he is y are
1164
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:33,159
oh Professor look oh he's digging like a
1165
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:39,120
dog probably an English
1166
01:14:33,159 --> 01:14:39,120
B here it is I knew it I knew
1167
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:48,120
it look at the size of that
1168
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:51,080
[Music]
1169
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:55,639
b oh don't do
1170
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:58,080
this it's a dinosaur beautiful
1171
01:14:55,639 --> 01:15:01,960
speci relax Professor you've got your
1172
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:03,679
old bone Michael it isn't the bone I'm
1173
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:06,840
sorry Professor so let's turn to let the
1174
01:15:03,679 --> 01:15:10,880
smog out of your and what out of my
1175
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:12,880
tires sit down tell me all about it I'm
1176
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:15,800
so wey of it
1177
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:17,360
all Professor you've got the kind of
1178
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:19,520
problem that every American man would
1179
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:21,719
like to have Michael it's no joking
1180
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:24,480
matter these girls will drive me up the
1181
01:15:21,719 --> 01:15:27,320
wall you can stop it if you
1182
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:31,360
want uh be
1183
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:34,000
aggressive chase him I'll leave you
1184
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:37,880
alone say that
1185
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:38,760
again well take me for instance M I run
1186
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,600
after
1187
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:43,880
girls I come up
1188
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:46,440
empty you supposed to have success with
1189
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:46,440
the opposite
1190
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:52,040
sex to be perfectly honest with you
1191
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,600
Professor the only girls I get are the
1192
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:56,400
ones that I promised to introdu UC to
1193
01:15:53,600 --> 01:16:00,000
you oh Michael you must be
1194
01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:03,760
jesting makes me sick to be so honest
1195
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:06,120
but we take glattus for instance now the
1196
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:07,840
only reason she brings me food and drink
1197
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:10,400
is so I'll introduce her to
1198
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:12,520
you and Dolly remember
1199
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:15,120
Dolly wasn't you the one who hid in the
1200
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:17,360
back of my car now Dolly's the one who
1201
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:19,920
pretended to faint in your bathtub
1202
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:22,239
gracious yes how could I possibly forget
1203
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,920
her bent down to pull her out and got
1204
01:16:22,239 --> 01:16:25,880
all his bubbles in
1205
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:28,560
yeah
1206
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:31,719
yeah be aggressive
1207
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:34,120
Shas H that's it
1208
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:35,840
Professor I couldn't do that it's it's
1209
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:38,280
against my basic
1210
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:41,280
character you could do it with a bit of
1211
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,280
stimulus
1212
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:51,360
come now uh you know the story of Dr je
1213
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:54,560
Mr Hyde of course I do classic tale
1214
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:58,600
split personality SK fic Dr jaal drinks
1215
01:16:54,560 --> 01:17:01,280
the potion and turns into the HS to hide
1216
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:03,380
right a
1217
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:06,539
scge and
1218
01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:06,539
[Music]
1219
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:12,360
ribbon
1220
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:14,720
potion I know you don't drink but
1221
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:17,239
greetings Mr
1222
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:19,440
[Music]
1223
01:17:17,239 --> 01:17:20,239
Hyde you really think this would make
1224
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:25,320
any
1225
01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:25,320
difference it'll take time a couple of
1226
01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:41,480
seconds will you bring in the bags
1227
01:17:38,199 --> 01:17:44,120
please yes lady oh hello
1228
01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:47,520
Frank oh hello Miss
1229
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:50,239
Bush so happy see you home thank you
1230
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,239
it's good to be
1231
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:55,480
home you don't feel anything no not a
1232
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:57,639
thing don't particularly care for the
1233
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:59,320
taste of it either maybe I shouldn't
1234
01:17:57,639 --> 01:18:00,679
have made it with scotch and bourbon
1235
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:02,900
I'll make this one with vodka there's no
1236
01:18:00,679 --> 01:18:12,790
taste of vodka look what it does for
1237
01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:12,790
[Music]
1238
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:20,360
aita are you following me well I thought
1239
01:18:18,199 --> 01:18:24,280
perhaps I could be of some help in case
1240
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:26,840
things do not go as you wish oh po oh
1241
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:29,639
you are a deer thank you I was just on
1242
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:33,120
the way to the beach tell him of liby
1243
01:18:29,639 --> 01:18:33,120
yes I'm going to tell him about
1244
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:56,760
Libby
1245
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:59,040
well Jesse honey you're glad to see me
1246
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:01,800
hi hello how are you Miss bushmill is
1247
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:05,639
Bruce around um he's still at the
1248
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:09,120
college oh well I didn't call him cuz I
1249
01:19:05,639 --> 01:19:09,120
wanted to be surprised
1250
01:19:17,170 --> 01:19:24,540
[Music]
1251
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:27,810
yeah
1252
01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:27,810
[Music]
1253
01:19:34,690 --> 01:19:45,100
[Music]
1254
01:19:43,490 --> 01:19:51,440
[Applause]
1255
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:54,840
[Music]
1256
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:54,840
guess who
1257
01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:04,029
[Music]
1258
01:20:05,719 --> 01:20:11,040
Splendid
1259
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:16,679
Professor I'm going to enroll in your
1260
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:19,920
classes I did that crazy homework you
1261
01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:23,880
do with your
1262
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:27,319
pupils gorgeous creature you
1263
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:27,319
[Music]
1264
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:41,800
okay what happened to
1265
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:48,159
you well that that's Brooks and Mrs
1266
01:20:44,990 --> 01:20:51,719
[Music]
1267
01:20:48,159 --> 01:20:54,719
Robert it's because
1268
01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:54,719
um
1269
01:20:56,220 --> 01:21:06,560
[Music]
1270
01:21:02,679 --> 01:21:08,440
that is Bruce without his
1271
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:11,960
trousers
1272
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:13,850
Professor Martini
1273
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:19,580
time wait for
1274
01:21:13,850 --> 01:21:21,639
[Music]
1275
01:21:19,580 --> 01:21:23,600
[Applause]
1276
01:21:21,639 --> 01:21:27,440
Daddy
1277
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:30,840
ooh Professor what cute shorts you going
1278
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:34,000
swimming I'll join you why waste time
1279
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:39,520
swimming my little stuff
1280
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:39,520
do Professor what's wrong with you
1281
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:49,540
nothing Alo not to mention
1282
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:49,540
[Music]
1283
01:21:51,639 --> 01:22:07,069
o
1284
01:21:52,990 --> 01:22:07,069
[Music]
1285
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:18,390
ah there you are
1286
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,390
[Music]
1287
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,800
what
1288
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:28,880
hello Professor Patterson oh miss
1289
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:32,280
kilington another lovely
1290
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:32,280
day excuse
1291
01:22:34,159 --> 01:22:37,159
me
1292
01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:51,560
ho Mone but don't do that because
1293
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:54,560
[Music]
1294
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,560
you
1295
01:23:00,010 --> 01:23:11,579
[Music]
1296
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:21,480
easy turner oh
1297
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:24,480
Professor what are you
1298
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:24,480
doing
1299
01:23:26,199 --> 01:23:30,000
H Mike
1300
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:39,789
[Music]
1301
01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:39,789
[Applause]
1302
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:46,440
Mike oh
1303
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:54,480
my bye-bye
1304
01:24:01,199 --> 01:24:16,480
Michael boy it worked just what you
1305
01:24:04,780 --> 01:24:19,520
[Music]
1306
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:23,199
said Miss bushmill let me explain I got
1307
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:25,840
him drunk you see no no I don't see
1308
01:24:23,199 --> 01:24:26,190
there he is shy Englishman I fell in
1309
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:44,750
love
1310
01:24:26,190 --> 01:24:44,750
[Music]
1311
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:54,360
with
1312
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:24,280
l
1313
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:35,560
when you were gone the phone rang I
1314
01:25:34,119 --> 01:25:37,840
answered
1315
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:41,520
it it was Libby's
1316
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:44,920
school she has been missing for a week
1317
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:48,760
missing they said they tried to reach
1318
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:51,280
you missing where could she
1319
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:54,159
be
1320
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:57,159
look
1321
01:25:54,159 --> 01:25:57,159
mother
1322
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:07,800
shyy mother
1323
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:08,950
you what happen why did you run away I
1324
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:11,760
just heard
1325
01:26:08,950 --> 01:26:15,159
[Music]
1326
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:18,040
missing he scares me sitting there like
1327
01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:20,920
that what are you Whispering about he
1328
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:23,119
couldn't hear a cape canaval blast off I
1329
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:26,239
never saw anybody that not even my
1330
01:26:23,119 --> 01:26:28,840
mother it's like he's dead hey easy on
1331
01:26:26,239 --> 01:26:28,840
the curves
1332
01:26:31,150 --> 01:26:35,090
[Music]
1333
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:52,880
huh you all right
1334
01:26:51,199 --> 01:26:58,239
professor
1335
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:58,239
hang on old boy we're almost
1336
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:14,719
there very goes just like
1337
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:14,719
mother oh thank
1338
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:20,280
you
1339
01:27:17,639 --> 01:27:24,830
honey what's wrong I have to talk to you
1340
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:26,040
about something uh you two ladies all Mr
1341
01:27:24,830 --> 01:27:29,440
[Music]
1342
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:29,440
Dick excuse
1343
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:45,000
me Helen
1344
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:47,880
you you
1345
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:51,159
maniac de listen to me I have done all
1346
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:53,000
the listening I intend to do you You Too
1347
01:27:51,159 --> 01:27:56,440
Faced Judas
1348
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:59,679
I saw you today you and your ridiculous
1349
01:27:56,440 --> 01:28:03,360
umbrella when I first met you that
1350
01:27:59,679 --> 01:28:06,239
umbrella was Charming it was it was a
1351
01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:09,239
bit of old England now it's become a
1352
01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:09,239
symbol of my
1353
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:14,560
stupidity I should have known that any
1354
01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:16,920
man who carried an umbrella in
1355
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:21,080
California was a fool but not as big a
1356
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:22,880
fool as I've been mother listen please
1357
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:25,520
please listen tell I'm happy to tell you
1358
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:29,239
that I did not tell you the whole truth
1359
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:32,760
I have a 17-year-old daughter I'm 18
1360
01:28:29,239 --> 01:28:36,159
today an 18-year-old daughter happy
1361
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:36,159
birthday happy
1362
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:49,199
[Music]
1363
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:54,000
birthday a ridiculous
1364
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:54,000
Englishman ridiculous umbrella
1365
01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:00,560
[Music]
1366
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,920
on
1367
01:29:26,719 --> 01:29:34,080
darling please forgive
1368
01:29:29,679 --> 01:29:41,080
me it's raining in California forgive me
1369
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:42,600
too please I'm living yes liby Smith
1370
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:47,119
bushmill
1371
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:50,280
harison liby Smith bushmill
1372
01:29:47,119 --> 01:29:53,639
patteron palaski well that's the way it
1373
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:55,520
was we were all wet all together in
1374
01:29:53,639 --> 01:29:58,840
togetherness and don't feel sorry for
1375
01:29:55,520 --> 01:30:00,719
Gladis schmidlap she did all right Paul
1376
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:02,320
and Gladis are now very happy in Paris
1377
01:30:00,719 --> 01:30:05,960
where I think they got
1378
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:08,280
married and Helen and the professor they
1379
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:10,920
had their honeymoon in the desert where
1380
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:10,920
they're really
1381
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:24,760
digging and let's not forget Professor
1382
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:27,880
Bowman you find any bones yet
1383
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:32,280
sweetheart no no bones but there's
1384
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:33,730
something strange down here drain what
1385
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:36,930
do you
1386
01:30:33,730 --> 01:30:36,930
[Music]
1387
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:53,840
mean
1388
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:19,080
he
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