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servants at the West...

I'm Officer Terry from the Busty Division.

Today, we have set up a baked car sting operation.

Lately, we've been having a lot of trouble with thieves in our neighborhood

trying to take our vehicles.

So today, right down the road, I have set up a baked car.

Hopefully, we will see a perpetrator attempt to steal this vehicle.

From there, he will get in the car and hopefully take off, and it is wired

with... video and sound so that we are able to see him in the act of trying to

steal this car.

And we will then follow him with sirens, sound, lights, all that going.

And we will chase him down. And with this remote here, I can just press the

button. The car will come to a nice, safe stop.

The doors will be locked, so the perpetrator will be locked in the car

remove him safely.

And then from there, it'll be one less criminal on my street.

It looks like we have a perpetrator walking up to the vehicle right now.

You can take the bait.

Look, get down, get down.

Yeah, funny you call me right now. I uh, remember those commercials with the

gerbils? Remember that?

Yeah.

I just picked up our new whip for the night, homie.

Taking it?

He is. Okay, come on. Get in the car. Get in the car.

Oh, shit.

Alright, look. I thought we'd get some gerbil hat.

Call over a bunch of bitches, start rolling around like the commercials. You

know what I'm saying?

Take this bitch downtown, son.

Oh, shit.

Hey, pass it behind me. I got a call.

I'm going

to press

that button right now.

Oh, yeah, you pull on over, buddy.

You're going to come to a stop for me right now.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.

Don't do that. No, no, no. Why?

Nice car, isn't it?

It's a good one.

You want to go ahead and step out of the vehicle, sir?

Get on up here, sir.

Hold on.

You want to stand in front of the vehicle right here for me?

Do you mind explaining yourself?

Uh, yeah, well, about what?

How you got this car.

This car?

Yeah, this car. Oh, no, it's my friend's car.

Yeah, you wanted me to move it for him, so, you know, I'm moving it for him.

He's not really, like, a friend of mine, really. He's more like an acquaintance.

I know. We both volunteer down at the animal shelter.

Why don't you just shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the fucking face,

okay? Now turn around.

Spread your legs. Turn around.

This car right here was set up. It was a sting operation set up by the Busty

Division, and you just got stung.

Oh.

I'm going to pat you down.

What's this right here, huh?

Is that a weapon, huh?

No, it's my man parts.

Now, I don't normally do this, but

you want to go about this the easy way, or you want to go about this the hard

way?

Hard, um, the ladder, the hard way. Yeah. Is that what, is that, you, and

Hardly, yeah.

Have you ever fucked a cop before?

Would that be good?

It's your face, man.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels so good.

You want to see those big fucking titties, don't you?

That's hard.

I'm so happy I'm talking to you.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

Fuck you good enough to get away, huh? Yeah.

Yeah? Well, we'll have to see how we fuck it first.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Why aren't you glad I'm a dirty fucking girl?

Yes, I'm dirty.

Oh shit.

Fuck me like the dirty cop I am.

Mmm.

I'm so fucking wet for you.

Fucking titties bouncing.

Oh, look, I'm going to cum.

I'm going to spit all over you.

Officer Hopkins here, Busty Division.

Been called out here today for a code violation. It's code 215, so you know

that's a noise violation.

These ritzy neighborhoods don't really like the noise so much. They tend to

complain a little bit.

I'm sure we've got some kid in here blaring some mariachi music. I don't

know what this music is.

All it takes is one turd in the punch bowl to ruin it for a beautiful

neighborhood.

It's my job to sort this.

See what we got in there.

Oh, yeah.

I see what we got in there. Look at that man of steel over there.

He's definitely getting his workout on.

Tell him the music. I'll just listen.

Muscles he could do laundry on.

What's that?

Can you turn down the music?

Give me a second. I gotta turn down the music. I can't hear you.

Oh, I'm sorry. What's that?

How can I help you, officer?

I'm Officer Hopkins.

Okay. I'd like to see if the homeowner's home.

Um, I'm the homeowner.

I own it.

What's the problem?

So are you new to this neighborhood?

Uh, yes, I just moved out a few months ago. Why?

I've been called out here on a Code 215 violation. That's a noise ordinance.

Really? You've got your mariachi music at about here, and the neighborhood

like it at about here.

Well, first of all, it's not mariachi music. It's rap music.

That's number one.

No habla.

Anyway, back to this situation.

That's not going to work if you want to live here, and I don't want to come out

here all the time.

So... You have some choices.

There's an amazing invention. You might want to know. It's neighbor -friendly as

well. And you can get these little earplugs, and you can listen to music

that. Then I won't have to be called out here.

It's not the same with earphones. I've always done it before. I always worked

out with the music all out, and I never had a problem before. I don't know why

it's a problem all of a sudden.

That might be how you do it in Mexico, but it's not how we do it here in Los

Angeles. I'm not from Mexico. I'm Dominican.

Okay.

No habla, whatever.

What we need to do is work this out. Now, I can leave here and just give you

friendly little warning and not arrest you today.

But we're going to have to come to some terms here.

From the music, remember, being up here to bringing it down to about here.

Well, I don't want to use the headphone. What do you suggest to do? Because this

is the only way that I can work up a sweat. This is the only way that I can

actually get my heart rate up. I like the sweat. I like the working out. It's

all working for you.

We just need to find a little compromise.

Okay.

So, you know, there's other ways that you could get your heart rate up.

The blood flowing.

Well, how will that be, officer?

I think I've learned some things at the busty division, and I can help you out

with that.

Okay.

Hello.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Mmm.

um huh

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

come on here

That's so good.

I'm Officer Presley with the Busty Division.

We've had an obscene amount of prostitution in my city lately, and this

not going to happen under my watch.

So we've decided to set up a sting to catch these johns, or tricks, if you

I have this entire motel room wired with high -tech cameras and audio.

Now, here's the deal.

We have johns, or tricks, coming into this room, and as soon as they solicit

For sex, we're going to bust these dirty perverts.

So what can I do for you?

You know, something, the normal stuff.

You know, nothing too freaky. I'm not into the freaky stuff.

Figure something out with the missionary, if that's all right.

And then maybe some dirty doggy style. And then some 69.

And then cleaner steamer all over my chest.

And then go all shy as you pee on me.

And then, you know, glazed donut at the end.

A glazed donut.

That's what you want?

You know what? Do you see this badge?

Do you see this badge?

I'm Officer Presley, and you've just been busted!

So here's the deal.

I have a code word. The code word is pineapple.

As soon as these johns come in and solicit me for sex, I'm going to say

pineapple, and these officers are going to come in and bust them.

But they better watch out, because I might just bust them myself.

And with this sting operation, I'll be keeping my city...

And your city.

Prostitution and dirt bag free.

Watch out, boys.

Hello. Come on in.

Wow. You didn't have a seat on the bed.

Not like the typical John that comes in my room.

You are sexy.

Rock dead gorgeous.

So what can I do for you today?

You want a chocolate swirl?

You want your salad tossed and tucked?

Would you like that with croutons? Maybe no croutons.

You want a San Mateo shuffle?

Would you like to leave it to beaver? Do you want the finger in the hoo -ha?

Would you like a...

Dirty Sanchez, the Browns house.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

To tell you the truth, I just got out of a long relationship about six months

ago, and a friend of mine suggested maybe I come and see somebody like

and maybe it would help take my mind off the situation.

But I don't think this is really what I had in mind, in fact. But not to judge,

by any means. You seem very attractive.

I'm sure you're very talented, but I don't think this is really what I

had in mind.

I'm looking for more of, like, some intimacy, maybe with somebody I could

a special moment with.

Right. And this, I'm having second thoughts.

This doesn't seem to be what I had in mind, actually.

Maybe I should go. Well, of course I could pay you for your time, but perhaps

should leave. Go? No, no, no, no. You stay right here.

You are just so damn sexy.

Why don't we say this one's on the house?

On the house.

Okay, okay.

This is great.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Ants have a very large fucking head.

Wow.

Wow. There's nothing like what we tots usually have.

I'm such a fucking cocky little...

Keeping my mind off it.

Give it to me

Oh, come on.

Oh my God.

Oh, you get my fudges be flowing.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, leave the tie on. Oh, yeah, leave the tie on. Leave the tie on.

Thank you so much.

Officer Nicholson here, Busty Division.

I'm out here today because we've had a call about a Code 323.

For you civilians, that means we have a peeping Tom on our hands.

Apparently, there was an 80 -year -old woman feeding her cat who observed a man

dressed all in black, peeping through windows, doing some unsavory activities.

Let's go see what we can find.

Looks like we found our purse.

Peeping Tom?

No, no, no.

Husband. You need to fucking freeze or I'm going to shoot you in the face.

No, you don't understand, officer. That's my wife. We're role -playing.

your wife? You need to turn around and put your hands on the glass. No,

seriously.

Honey? No. No, honey. Put your hands on the glass.

No, seriously.

I live here. This is my wife.

Are you going to turn around and put your hands on the glass? No. Because I'm

going to tase you. Honey?

Honey? That's it.

Nobody escapes the Busty Division.

Let's go, buddy.

I think I peed a little.

Honey!

Honey!

Honey!

Well, it's about time.

Oh, officer, is everything okay?

Everything's fine. I'm Officer Nicholson, Busty Division.

I'm just here to let you know that there was a peeping Tom in this neighborhood.

They've been going around peeping in all sorts of windows and looking at all

sorts of women.

But they've been apprehended. You're safe.

And, I mean, I can see why they would be peeping at you.

You certainly are beautiful.

Thanks.

Do you mind me asking why exactly you're dressed like this in the middle of the

day?

Me and my husband, you know, we role play sometimes.

Role play?

Yeah, you know, I dress all innocent, dance around.

I don't know if he dresses as a robber or a milkman.

Oh, probably a milkman.

Maybe, I don't know, but he, you know, he'll sneak in and catch me. He always

makes a great back, so.

Wow.

So do you guys ever use toys or anything?

Oh, yeah, toys.

Mama likes the toys.

We have plenty of toys, that's for sure.

Well, what about, like, a human prop? Do you ever use, you know, like a guest?

Do you have a third person come in and play?

Any role -playing fantasy?

No. No?

You know, I've always wanted to be with another woman.

You know, the three of us would be so hot, you know, catch with me.

What if he, I mean, what if he caught you with, say, like, a cop?

A cop? Oh, my God. That's such a good idea.

I wonder if Cindy has a cop outfit.

Cindy? Cindy's probably busy.

Don't you think?

She's probably busy.

Well. Yeah, Cindy's probably busy. But, you know, I, I mean, I am already

here, and I am.

Here to protect and service, serve you, serve you.

I am more than willing to help out, you know, if you wanted me to stay and maybe

your husband could catch us and join in or something.

Really? You would do that?

Oh, of course. I would do that.

Oh, that would be great.

He can come in and catch us? Oh, he's going to love it. Yeah?

I think so, too.

My husband is going to be so surprised.

Oh, you have no idea.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know me?

Don't be all...

Officer Blue here, the Busty Division.

You know, isn't always fun and games out there cleaning up those streets.

Get some real douchebags.

Got a pretty good one on my hands.

The worst of the worst, this guy.

Come on, pal.

Officer,

this is a big misunderstanding. I just wanted to renew my ID.

Oh, renew your ID? That's what they fucking call it these days?

No, I don't think so. I told you to pipe it down.

Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you in the fucking face.

Got it?

Let's go.

If you're up to me, let's shoot them all in the fucking face.

Come on.

All right.

We're going to get a confession out of you today.

You got some dead hookers in your backyard, huh, buddy?

No.

Chop them up, bury them back there in the fucking dirt.

Oh.

No, no hooker.

Really. How about B &E? Got a B &E under your belt?

Robbing some houses?

No.

You look like a pretty fit guy. How about extortion?

Beating some people up, making some money on the side.

Officer, I'm a very afraidful person. I just wanted to renew my ID.

That's all I wanted.

Renew your ID.

What the fuck did I tell you about the smart mouth fucking talking?

You want me to shoot you in the fucking face?

No. Do you?

No. I can.

And I will.

You're gonna confess to something.

Listen, I fucking quoted me, and you're going in for something.

And it's not renewing your ID or whatever the fuck you think you were

Alright?

How about we take you in for homicide?

Come on, we'll just check you in and say, I did it. 20 years. No problem.

I don't want to do it.

You have a fucking vagina? You can't do 20 years?

All right, fine.

How about sexual harassment? That's a good one. You're a good -looking guy.

No.

You're a good -looking guy. You can pull it off.

All you have to say is, I did it.

No, I didn't.

You need a fucking tampon around here with this guy.

Swear to God.

All right, how about this? I'll make you a deal.

You confess to jaywalking, and I'll suck your fucking brains out.

Not like you fuck your girlfriend, not like you fuck your wife. I'll fuck you

like a fucking animal.

I'll suck your fucking dick like I'm drowning, and your balls are full of

fucking oxygen.

Huh? The idea?

Sounds... All I have to say is I jaywalked.

Deal.

I jaywalked. You jaywalked?

You did it?

Yes.

I fucking knew it. Sick fuck.

Oh.

100.

No, no.