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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Good morning.

Oh.

Hi, Mr. Dice. I was just cooking your coffee. Oh, thank God.

Yeah, I know. I barely got any sleep.

So I put Timmy down for the day. So he's in the back just napping. Okay, good.

Thank God.

He's all set.

But, um, what's your day like?

Here, this is my day. My schedule's packed. Quite the list, yeah. I don't

know what your wife sent you today, so.

Did you get those emails sent out for me? Yeah, of course.

Yeah, you need those addresses.

It's stressing out so much.

You look so good in this suit, by the way. Thank you.

My wife doesn't like this type of suit. No, it brings out the color in your

eyes. It's really nice.

Yeah, we don't need to talk about her. She's not even here right now.

Can you please respect my wife?

Of course, of course. I mean, she doesn't really give you that much

I'll show you a little bit of it. No, it's okay. I'm happy.

Oh, you're happy? Yeah. Well, I'm happy too.

But, you know, it can be a little happier.

Okay, so Timmy, after this nap, take him and Rascal, if you want

to give Rascal a little walk to the park.

Okay. It's not really nice.

Thank you. I appreciate compliments, but you know I have a wife.

So can you just please keep that boundary?

I know, but I'm just trying to, you know, relieve your stress.

You're a sweet person, but just, you know, hold on. It looks like you don't

a lot.

I've got to take this call.

That's the office.

Hey,

Gary.

Yeah.

The second quarter was what?

It was that low?

This is that cold, Jess.

Yeah, no, I'll be in there in a couple hours and we'll go through it.

Yeah. Cool.

Please.

Why don't you help me? Let me call you back.

What are you doing? Your wife's not here.

I'm really good at keeping secrets.

I go to the masseuse to relieve stress and drink a beer with my buddies. I

but the masseuse can only do so much.

Huh?

I see the way you look at me.

Um, yeah.

Well, it doesn't matter today.

I don't want to tell you if you don't feel it.

I don't want to tell you.

I don't want to tell you.

I don't want to

tell

you.

um um

Oh, my

God.

Oh, so what?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Right there, right there, right there.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Come on, let's go.

Oh my God.

I can't breathe I can't breathe

Oh my God.

I'm so happy.

Okay, no, it's nothing.

All right, bye.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

There you go.

There you go.

There you

go.

there you go

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

There you go.

I guess that was a

good cup of coffee.

Are you okay?

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh yeah, this is my clock now.

Oh my god, yes.

I'm sick of this.

Oh my

god.

I'm not supposed to stay quiet.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. I love the way you're doing that out. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh shit!

I don't know the way you're fucking using me.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Right there?

Yeah, I'm gonna come.

Yeah, I'm gonna come.

um i'll think about it i gotta get ready for work now thank

you

naughty

america nobody

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